Harry & Paul ~ The Confectioner

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2008
  • Do you have a sweet tooth madam?
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  • @drewyStyla
    @drewyStyla 2 роки тому +108

    Milky Boy & Bum Gums are Bunny's favourite confectionery. He's been enjoying them for forty to forty-five years.

    • @ezzy525
      @ezzy525 2 роки тому +8

      Bunny must be 85 now. I guess that means he was around what 40-45 years old at the time?

    • @henrybalkwill3276
      @henrybalkwill3276 2 роки тому +6

      Is Bunny a Quare?

    • @ezzy525
      @ezzy525 2 роки тому

      @@henrybalkwill3276 Well of course...he LOOKS like a quare...and he SOUNDS like a quare, so yes I would think he's probably a quare.

    • @drewyStyla
      @drewyStyla 2 роки тому +5

      Bunny has been Quaring away like Billy-O for forty to forty-five years.
      He's an incorrigible old Quare. He loves it.

    • @ezzy525
      @ezzy525 2 роки тому +4

      @@drewyStyla Oh has he? Well I'll mark Bunny down as a probable quare.

  • @GreenyRepublic
    @GreenyRepublic 6 років тому +160

    Paul Whitehouse's delivery in this is just magnificent.

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 12 років тому +171

    I used to think Mitchell and Webb were the best contemporary comedy actors but I have now relegated them to number two. Paul and Harry are sublime.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 6 років тому +7

      Do you have a sweet tooth, madam?

    • @alexsilk5648
      @alexsilk5648 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 4 роки тому +5

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 My late husband had a sweet tooth, before the reaper came for him with the rabies.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 4 роки тому +1

      Perhaps you’ve heard of some of my confections?

    • @SingleTrack66
      @SingleTrack66 3 роки тому

      I can let you have a room for 1 and 3 ... if you leave no stools in the chamber pot.

  • @carllinney3132
    @carllinney3132 3 роки тому +10

    Tuppeny butterquims ... for that mister whitehouse I will forever hold you close to my heart.

  • @AdamRThomasMusic
    @AdamRThomasMusic 4 роки тому +21

    BLERM
    the way his whole body language shifts when he says that is so threatening

    • @kd5txo
      @kd5txo 2 роки тому

      Not to be confused with Slurm (the soft drink) ....from Futurama Cartoon

  • @jakemason100
    @jakemason100 2 роки тому +10

    Blurm and crunt bar flatlined me

    • @redcalx9568
      @redcalx9568 5 місяців тому

      Milky boy

    • @beckriv9854
      @beckriv9854 5 місяців тому +3

      Did the reaper come for you, with the rabies?

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3
    @warriorofwrestlingv3 11 років тому +43

    I still don't know what the fuck these sketches are about, but I find them to be fantastic

    • @argieav
      @argieav 7 років тому +16

      I think they are, at least in part, a kind of comic homage to the visual and scripted storytelling of series like Lustgartens 'Scotland Yard' TV series, circa 1959. And the noir-ish, crime films of that era generally.

  • @drybiscuit
    @drybiscuit 3 роки тому +46

    There's no possible way they could have got through this in one take.
    Would love to see the out takes. 😂😂😂😂

  • @dreamcastfan
    @dreamcastfan 8 років тому +138

    Tuppenny Butterquims are the funniest I think, although Krunt Bar comes close!

    • @ianwebster6874
      @ianwebster6874 8 років тому +12

      +photographboy The way Paul says "Blerm" is amazing!

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 8 років тому +11

      +photographboy What about Kitteris Katteris.

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 8 років тому +7

      +William Spurr There's an ice-pop (ice-lolly) in Germany called a Bum-Bum.

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 8 років тому +1

      William Spurr I'd say a lot of Germans probably do. I'd like to know what the guy who thought of it had in mind tho.

    • @NickForest999
      @NickForest999 3 роки тому +4

      Bum gums...they could catch on! 😀

  • @CollaterlieSisters
    @CollaterlieSisters 2 роки тому +17

    Still laughing after watching countless times. Thank you!!!

  • @hildibildibaldi
    @hildibildibaldi 13 років тому +38

    "I can let you have a room for one and three if you leave no stools in the chamber pot ............." Perfect.

    • @simonf8902
      @simonf8902 3 роки тому +1

      Leave no stools.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 роки тому

      That line killed me!

    • @hildibildibaldi
      @hildibildibaldi 2 роки тому +2

      @Ted Wilson Stering currency. 1/3. One shilling and threepence. Twenty shillings in the pound; twelve pennies per shilling. When Britain went decimal currency in the early 1970's a shilling was converted to 5p and 100 (new) pennies made up the pound instead of the previous 240.

  • @Redjackal69
    @Redjackal69 12 років тому +41

    Just sheer class! If only Mars were to make Crunt Bars!!

  • @gjwestonable
    @gjwestonable 3 роки тому +29

    Possibly for me one of the best sketches ever. Absolutely fantastic, my kids love this too.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 2 роки тому +3

      Perhaps they have a sweet tooth :D

  • @ErinScope
    @ErinScope 4 місяці тому +3

    Their ability to create new words. Blurm. Gold.

  • @Robbbo64
    @Robbbo64 13 років тому +64

    Fantastic acting. Whitehouse is a genius. And oh boy, do I like the way he says "Tuppenny butterquims".......

    • @jamesluby6705
      @jamesluby6705 3 роки тому +2

      They are very tasty, only on my birthday, of course...

    • @ianheath4332
      @ianheath4332 20 днів тому

      I would buy these just for the name

  • @dave13dc
    @dave13dc 4 роки тому +25

    I love the way he asks himself whether he needs a dump before accepting.

  • @philsadler9810
    @philsadler9810 9 років тому +89

    The way I always interpreted these sketches was that the landlady is lonely and going insane so she imagines these odd visits from the writer/confectioner, which is why she always looks so sad at the end :)

    • @niamhoconnor8986
      @niamhoconnor8986 6 років тому +24

      No. I'm afraid not. Not that I recall..

    • @GreenyRepublic
      @GreenyRepublic 6 років тому +10

      To take it one further: perhaps it turns out that the reason why she seems so distressed at the names of the sweets in this sketch is because she has heard of them, and that they were in fact favourites of her dead husband. She's trying to keep up the facade of not knowing so that she doesn't have to think too much about it.

    • @stevenmiller4840
      @stevenmiller4840 6 років тому +7

      Dead husband she killed. Hit him over the head with a stool-less chamber pot. Hence why she requests the confectioner to leave "no stools" as he is next.

    • @DarkKnightwing75
      @DarkKnightwing75 5 років тому +12

      This is based on a really dark and creepy short story by Roald Dahl called “The Landlady.” I think the plot of that was the Landlady being a murderer or something creepy if I remember correctly

    • @vortex63
      @vortex63 3 роки тому +2

      @@DarkKnightwing75 Just watched a short on Talking Pictures TV called 'Sugar''.It's about the end of sugar rationing after the war,made in 1953.I'm pretty sure Harry and Paul saw this - very noir, surreal and,in some places,very sinister.Of course they could have lifted the ideas from any noir film from back then.

  • @tsarenvy
    @tsarenvy 7 років тому +168

    Sarah Millican has let herself go.

  • @martinjohnson9316
    @martinjohnson9316 3 роки тому +13

    Comedy taken to a higher level ...hilarious!

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 Місяць тому +2

    I watch this OBSEVILLELY.

  • @jameslynch7826
    @jameslynch7826 2 роки тому +4

    A work of genius
    Brilliant

  • @robbryant52
    @robbryant52 3 роки тому +5

    Brilliant I have watched this so many times lost count

  • @shinra18
    @shinra18 15 років тому +18

    it's the way he moves his head when he goes "Krunt Bar"
    Very aggressive >3

  • @ilokivi
    @ilokivi 4 роки тому +15

    Dark, edgy comedy with strong parallels to The League Of Gentlemen. Excellent scene.

  • @luminousfractal420
    @luminousfractal420 5 років тому +12

    needs its own series 😂😂😂

  • @OwzatOllie
    @OwzatOllie 15 років тому +33

    I love it when he says tuppeny butterquims! it brings tears to my eyes lol

    • @twinturbo5212
      @twinturbo5212 Рік тому +1

      Me too, when I remember this sketch it’s the sentence that always stands out. Hilarious

    • @bobroberts6155
      @bobroberts6155 Рік тому +1

      Gets me every time, both the line and it’s delivery.

    • @bobroberts6155
      @bobroberts6155 Рік тому

      Gets me every time, both the line and it’s delivery.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 8 років тому +18

    Blurm and Krunt Bar made me laugh the most.

  • @MissMartiniCorsetry
    @MissMartiniCorsetry 7 років тому +51

    Mintables, Fludge, Kitteris Katteris, Milkyboy, Plenis Pastels, Blurm, Krunt Bar, Pubile Drops, Sherbert Spume, Tuppeny Butterquims, BumGums.
    my spelling could be different from others - My favs BumGums and pubile drops . flmao

    • @whatshisname3304
      @whatshisname3304 6 років тому +2

      i used love these excellent confections myself , i cannot see the humour in it . especially blurm and fludge.

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 5 років тому +6

      BumGums 😂

    • @SingleTrack66
      @SingleTrack66 3 роки тому +1

      It’s such a shame that you can’t still buy Tuppeny Butterquims

    • @jonnamechange6854
      @jonnamechange6854 2 роки тому

      Plenis **Pastilles**

  • @waynejarrell1
    @waynejarrell1 4 роки тому +36

    The laughter destroys this

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 5 років тому +3

    Half a pound of Tupperny-Butterquims shopkeep! And don't spare the horses.

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies 8 років тому +14

    Flurm, Crunt Bar, Sherbert Spume are ace.

  • @alexlovesjapan
    @alexlovesjapan 13 років тому +6

    Tupenny-butterquims!!! Love these guys, they r legends!!!

  • @robmochdre
    @robmochdre 12 років тому +8

    Pure genius !
    Tuppenny butter quims

  • @stevedoubleu99B
    @stevedoubleu99B 6 років тому +8

    Very skilfully crafted.

  • @CRB1971
    @CRB1971 4 роки тому +6

    Utter genius: if only modern comedy was this good!!!!

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 років тому +4

    "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne"

  • @redcalx9568
    @redcalx9568 2 роки тому +2

    Tupenny butterquims omg

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 4 роки тому +2

    These 2 are amongst Britains' funniest and most talented. Whitehouse was on Novelty Island, Big Night Out. Bra or Pond.

  • @shepherdmg
    @shepherdmg 15 років тому +6

    Crunt Bar makes me laugh until my ears hurt

  • @TheWizardOfTheFens
    @TheWizardOfTheFens 3 роки тому +5

    These were so well done.

  • @salr362
    @salr362 3 роки тому +1

    Ah, tuppenny butterquims. I used to get sixpence worth on the way to school in the 1960’s.

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 роки тому +1

    Frankly my dear - I don't give a chocolate!

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 4 роки тому +1

    Leave no stools.

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC 2 роки тому +1

    Weird ... and hilarious. Tuppenny Butterquims ... four ounces please!

  • @twickersruss
    @twickersruss 5 років тому +2

    Reminds me of the film Eraserhead. Funny the foirst time like a bad dream the second time you watch it.

  • @Harmonical1
    @Harmonical1 5 років тому +8

    Fantastic inventive and surreal comedy. But so few people ever saw it on TV because the bloody BBC chose to show it at 9.30 on BBC2 - I don't think they like Harry Enfield.

  • @VoltaFlame
    @VoltaFlame 5 років тому +4

    these sweets must have been the under the counter ones, as i never did see them in the old sweet shop i used to go to.

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 роки тому +1

    Chocolate in a bottle, sending out an SOS to the world!

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 5 років тому +3

    No stools in the chamber pot.

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 2 роки тому +1

    He really channeled Christopher Lee for this one.

  • @vikkiLH77
    @vikkiLH77 2 роки тому +1

    Bum gums 😂

  • @PMunkS
    @PMunkS 2 роки тому +3

    I'm compelled by the sublime mystery cultivated throughout this exchange to wonder what the price of lodging might be if stools were deposited in the chamber pot?

  • @rabwoody264
    @rabwoody264 5 років тому +2

    Leave no stools in the chamber pot, then he feels his gut .. funnnnnnneeeee ..

  • @Joshywoshyngton
    @Joshywoshyngton Рік тому +1

    I fancy a Krunt Bar right about now 😤

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 5 років тому +13

    Debbie Harry has let herself go a bit.

  • @Polly7
    @Polly7 5 років тому +1

    OMG! It's camiila parker bowles-euch! Brilliant Harry and Paul

  • @winsomehax
    @winsomehax 4 роки тому +1

    Why is this funny... I have no idea, but it is. That's why it's genius. Ordinary comedian can't come up with it.

  • @redcalx9568
    @redcalx9568 5 місяців тому

    pure ART

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 5 років тому +5

    See Paul Whitehouse in the UK film Ghost Stories, (2018)he is in the first story ,its quite scary,

  • @jaydubbyuh2292
    @jaydubbyuh2292 2 роки тому +1

    All of the names of his infamously obscure confections are hilarious.
    Some, sound benign & apt, but some of the others seem suggestively obtrusive.
    Hilariously written & delivered.
    "..Milky Boy...Kitterisch-Katterisch... Fludge...Bum Gumms..." Lol.!

  • @acjbigpond
    @acjbigpond 13 років тому +5

    I love this sketch but I still wonder why he throws the sweets into the bag at the beginning of the sketch.

  • @permaveg
    @permaveg 13 років тому +4

    "Pleenis pastles" "funt bar" "Shepard spume" , how did they think them up !

    • @jonnamechange6854
      @jonnamechange6854 2 роки тому +1

      More likely Plenis Pastilles, Crunt Bar, and Sherbert Spume

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 5 років тому +3

    Enfield looks like Oliver Reed here

  • @franksfiddle9031
    @franksfiddle9031 9 місяців тому

    "if you leave no stools in the chamber pot ..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 2 роки тому +2

    Now I just fancy a Krunt bar. Sounds offensive but possibly tasty. I'm guessing its Chocolate toffee, chocolate chips and nougat.

  • @davidheaney9249
    @davidheaney9249 6 років тому +2

    Genius
    ...

  • @avec4amadman1
    @avec4amadman1 2 роки тому +1

    Crunt bar 😂

  • @vortex63
    @vortex63 3 роки тому +1

    I love that barely audible background sound - sort of like a muted one note howling wind. Very 'Eraserhead.'

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 3 роки тому

    This is so fab and surreal xx

  • @kamek200
    @kamek200 2 роки тому +2

    Some of Thomas Beckett's best work

  • @Andrew-yb1uv
    @Andrew-yb1uv 7 місяців тому

    Now and again, I test my sons on how many they can remember 😊

  • @Banthah
    @Banthah 6 років тому +5

    Tuppeny Butterquims

  • @JoshJetStream
    @JoshJetStream 11 років тому +4

    "Crunt bar..."

  • @twinturbo5212
    @twinturbo5212 Рік тому +1

    Still my favourite sketch

  • @SmokeyBCN
    @SmokeyBCN Рік тому +1

    Tuppeny Butterquims
    👄

  • @winstoncoolidge1644
    @winstoncoolidge1644 2 роки тому

    Paul Whitehouse Is such an AWWSOME period actor

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 4 роки тому

    This is wonderful xx

  • @PeterScargill
    @PeterScargill 11 років тому +1

    Thats' the one that got me..SO FUNNY

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 Рік тому

    Love it ❤

  • @kevinturvey8213
    @kevinturvey8213 3 роки тому +1

    BUM GUMS!

  • @PSUK
    @PSUK 5 місяців тому

    Tuppenny Butterquims 🤣🤣

  • @petrichor649
    @petrichor649 3 роки тому +1

    So clever

  • @benjarvis555
    @benjarvis555 3 роки тому +1

    Bum gums

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant Worthy of Marcel Proust.

  • @aldershot5100
    @aldershot5100 5 років тому +1

    Very odd briliant

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 4 роки тому

    About the best ever.

  • @WeHaveExplosive
    @WeHaveExplosive 12 років тому +6

    Crunt Bar?
    Bum Gums?

  • @fl3162
    @fl3162 3 роки тому

    Pure genius

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 роки тому +1

    A chocolate a day keeps the doctor away!

  • @pbsj31
    @pbsj31 11 років тому +6

    Tupenny butterquims

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 роки тому

    The edge of the Universe is CHOCOLATE!

  • @michaelwray1034
    @michaelwray1034 3 роки тому +1

    Id go for some blerm about now.

  • @elswick4636
    @elswick4636 9 місяців тому

    I just found out this sketch is a reference to The Third Man scene where he’s asking a guy if he knows any of his novels :)

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 10 місяців тому

    Bloody fooking hell man, King Charles III and Anastas Mikoyan! 😂😂😂

  • @winstoncoolidge1644
    @winstoncoolidge1644 2 роки тому

    Paul Whitehouse and Harry are A1

  • @deandrake3396
    @deandrake3396 4 роки тому

    Haaa haaa haaa classic ! 😂

  • @hugom-s9429
    @hugom-s9429 3 роки тому

    Quite brilliant

  • @SimonFurber
    @SimonFurber Рік тому

    Mintables. Blerm. Crunch bar. 😂

  • @craigsievewright8003
    @craigsievewright8003 Рік тому

    ….milky boy??? Pissed meself.

  • @shauncorless8965
    @shauncorless8965 Рік тому +1

    Mikey boy and bum gums are Philip Schofield's favourite,s