Lol that happened to me once, playing as a frisian count, pepin the hunchback became a viking and then when he switched to islam still having norse culture, it was to cursed for me and I restarted
'Tis not "A Normal Charlemagne Playthrough", you're a hoax Dino Stan. You're supposed to be playing as Charlamagne Tha God, the true *ascended* experience
I’m so mad about CK3. They haven’t even finished CK2! @ the very least, the sequel should have everything the previous game had, @ first release. I’m tired of buying nomad DLC after nomad DLC.
They said they weren't satisfied with them in ck2 so they arnt gonna be in ck3 at launch. Bruh lmao then make them better. If paradox does the sims method of expansions I'm gonna cry.
You deserve more subs bro you’re funnier then most other you tubers I watch and edit better as well. Oh also thanks for the vids they make my day sometimes😀
My demand still stands Dino I know you fear me but you shall one day cave in you do not have a choice I will continue harrasing you in the comments so give me what I want
Imagine not using the fact that invasion cb literally lets you take anything you occupy and taking only the kingdom you declared for while also taking vast prestige and opinion losses to truce break immediately after
@@Dino_Stan Really? I hope my comment didn't sound too mean, I thought it did after posting. Anyways yeah, it's crazy op and I don't think it was intended to be that way. The general thing with that cb is that everything you occupied goes to you personally (which lets you distribute the titles the way you want). So you can literally conquer the entire arabian empire and be able to immediately put people of your culture+religion holding every single tilte, it's absolutely broken lol. Also, as two extra tips regarding it, the kingdom you declared it for will be automatically given to you if you win, even if you didn't occupy a single county in it, but without any vassals of it being removed unless their counties were occupied. The other tip is that you don't need to fully occupy a province to receive it in the peace deal, just occupying the top holding will actually give the county and all holdings in it to you directly. So the general strategy is to occupy every single counties top holding in the realm you're invading, and then go through the very very boring process of giving it to new people of your preference. Happy to help, and sorry if this got a bit long! Edit: Yo for posterity I am actually wrong in this, apparently the MUSLIM invasion cb specifically doesn't work like any of the other invasion cbs, so it actually only gets a kingdom, sorry for the misinformation :/ Regardless, the comment still aplies to all other invasion cbs (nomadic, viking, bloodline related, all others), so I'm gonna leave it up!
Bro the reason the pope was pissed was probably cus you owned some of his de jure lands. You can give them back to him but usually I just destroy him like you did here
The Chad Caliphate of Francia vs The Virgin Papist HRE
THAT'S RIGHT
That's good and all but what about Zionist Kingdom of Germany?
@@omperial9870 Ah yes, that reminds me...
Anarcho-Zionist NazBol gang Represent !
Filthy centrist
Lol that happened to me once, playing as a frisian count, pepin the hunchback became a viking and then when he switched to islam still having norse culture, it was to cursed for me and I restarted
When I was 9 I lost my DS with like 6 games. Absolutely devistaing I've been invading arabia in ck2 to fill that void for years now
Yeah I've been the same. It's nothing personal tho.
Charlemagne more like focus tree
When you lose the battle of tours :(
When they still end up converting to Islam :)
The full meme
But it's the 2rong flavor of Islam where they believe that the 4th hokage should ahve been first.
I did not expect to have a one second guest appearance in this video
A surprise but a welcomed one nonetheless
Ah yes Pepin II the Muslim, son of Charlemagne, and well known French Emperor
Last time I was this early Iran and Italy used to border each other
I watched the whole video.
Thank
@@Dino_Stan 420 blaze it
Visigoths: damn, its really dark in iberia
Ummayad: what do you mean? its SUNNI outside
*play laugh track
I just tried a normal Charlemagne one. I'm now on his grandson, almost the entire Western half of the map is mine and I've reformed the Roman Empire.
I formed it as the abbasids. Saves time going Islamic because of their invasions.
@@Dino_Stan True enough, how I made it in the end was via marriages to the Abbasids
Charlemagne was kinda thicc tho
He do be 😳
“Although the Prophet often spread His Word by the sword,” lmao
nah, not often
'Tis not "A Normal Charlemagne Playthrough", you're a hoax Dino Stan.
You're supposed to be playing as Charlamagne Tha God, the true *ascended* experience
It really does feel like he's going down his focus tree its like im playing a normal hoi4 germany game
At least its the only dlc like that
I’m surprised I didn’t hear any “HUUUUUUUURRRRRRR”s from the vikings this time
It was haram
Artifact uncovered: Dino Stan's DS
I miss it man
-1 diplomacy, chance to remove stressed
Charles Martel flips in his grave
Bro the amount of twists bro. Bro, there are too many my hearts giving out bro.
The meme that keeps on giving
Radical content as always
Thank
Dame bro you just took the pope gamer rights
Blessed Charlamagne.
I’m so mad about CK3. They haven’t even finished CK2!
@ the very least, the sequel should have everything the previous game had, @ first release. I’m tired of buying nomad DLC after nomad DLC.
They said they weren't satisfied with them in ck2 so they arnt gonna be in ck3 at launch. Bruh lmao then make them better. If paradox does the sims method of expansions I'm gonna cry.
Dino Stan Christ, 40 dollars per expansion. Not taking into factor those mini dlcs and the mini-mini dlcs.
Better start crying then chief, they're probably going to. Again.
I didn't get a cool outfit when I killed my wife... Got life without parole 😢
This is why the British police have the reputation they do smh
Already saw the title, and I knew what to except from the first 15 secs of the video
The wild ride begins early
This is both the most cursed and blessed video I have ever seen.
Imagine being a muslim
made by papist HRE gang
Sadly the hre in annoying to play in ck2
That outro music 👌
Cultured
When he said at 1:36 that he is still the king and not the emperor...
I felt that
Real king hours
Quarantines got me being really early for these American UA-cam videos.
Lmao the sleep schedules are all fucked
Your content is so worth the wait between uploads holy fuck lmao. Stay safe and healthy King!
PS. More throat singing pls I literally live for it
Thank you my fellow king
You must also stay safe too
There is no Charlemagne here *jedi hand wave*
Based Mr.Karl
Bro I love you, I wish more people watch your stuff.
It's all good. I'm at the comfy size atm
Yo I bet not many noticed this but he did this in like 3-4 generations, look at the date at 6:41 that’s god like tbh
It's what happens when you ignore peace treaties as a Muslim character lmao
Dino Stan damn I need to get sword
Of Islam then
The charlemagne of thumbnail has the same eyes of Elon musk
😳😳😳
I could not count how many heresies did I see in this video
You deserve more subs bro you’re funnier then most other you tubers I watch and edit better as well. Oh also thanks for the vids they make my day sometimes😀
I do my best my king, happy you enjoy them nonetheless.
Crystal Castles outro very patrician
Thank you king
Ck2 but awesome
4:43 “you know the rule and so do I, say goodbye “
Holy Roman Empire more like Holy MUSLIM Empire hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
1:58 damn bro u just casually called a man brüder
He was my bruder
My demand still stands Dino I know you fear me but you shall one day cave in you do not have a choice I will continue harrasing you in the comments so give me what I want
What our your demands? Have they changed?
Dino is there any way we can see the whole playthrough instead of one short video? Your video is awesome, you should get like 100k subs
It would be easier but I don't think youtube's algorithm likes long let's plays anymore
Why is dino so funny his videos are fucking dope
We may never know
a week for this video? thats like atleast 1/8th of an entire eu4 campaign.
Yeah lmao you run out of places without holdings to conquer really fast in ck2. I've been playing eu4 on and off to gain skills.
Very epic Halal moment
This video was absolutely amazing
Thank you Mr president
General Karlingobi! You are a bold one
Been waiting for this comment
channel classic
True
You are badass playing CK2, a true badass
Thank you my fellow badass
Stino Dan Muslim Karlings in CK3 when
Congrats on the 8K subs dude! 🥳🥳🥳
Thanks my brother I appreciate it
Nice Outro Song btw
Thank you my cultured one
Beating up kids in the hospital may be rude. But it's also easy.
True
Teach me your skills senpai
Just gotta learn to embrace cancer
oh no bjorn what are you doing in the syrian civil war oh god bjorn that's against the geneva convention
BJORN dosen't concern himself with a piece of paper
Finally the Early Middle Ages!
Love your channel!
3:28 ultimate anime crossovers bjorin from Norway meets Charlemagne
Top 10 anime crossovers that weren't in the manga.
I feel violated
Ay the Charl is my magne bro
Stable video 👍
Stable king
Someone give me money so that I can play CK3.
Gotta get money for the dlc too.
Nice empire bro
Usually when the pope repeat excommunicates me, I go orthodox but going sunni is also an option
The best reason to go Islamic is because you can spam invasions.
hey dino the game runs pretty good what cpu are you using
A bad one. Spent all my money on DLC
haven't watched the video, but it's pretty cool, thanks for sharing.
Thanks
Is there any "normal" anything on this channel ?
Good point
This is a place for wealthy, cultured e-men. If you don’t like it, join the simps watching Drew Durnil.
(Not an attack on Drew I luv u bby)
Mental ck2 experience
@@Dino_Stan your everyday experience right
2:56 dino Stan is Cr1tikal confirmed!
Hey what's up guys its most cr1tikal
Nice
Nice
My main man Dino Stan knocking it outta the park again
I know the pain about the ds
I had an ex girlfriend steal mine
That's it bro we're getting your ds back.
@@Dino_Stan I wish man
I didnt even beat mario and she took it from me
Muslim Scandinavia???? It's just like real life man
Its not a dinostan video if he does not convert to islam at the end
Yeah lmao
@@Dino_Stan Lol first reply on a comment thanks man
Np king
Cool
Nice outro dude
Thank you my cultured friend
Your great. Glad I found you. Subbed.
Thank king
Imagine not using the fact that invasion cb literally lets you take anything you occupy and taking only the kingdom you declared for while also taking vast prestige and opinion losses to truce break immediately after
I actually didn't know that. Thank you for the tip.
@@Dino_Stan Really? I hope my comment didn't sound too mean, I thought it did after posting. Anyways yeah, it's crazy op and I don't think it was intended to be that way. The general thing with that cb is that everything you occupied goes to you personally (which lets you distribute the titles the way you want). So you can literally conquer the entire arabian empire and be able to immediately put people of your culture+religion holding every single tilte, it's absolutely broken lol.
Also, as two extra tips regarding it, the kingdom you declared it for will be automatically given to you if you win, even if you didn't occupy a single county in it, but without any vassals of it being removed unless their counties were occupied. The other tip is that you don't need to fully occupy a province to receive it in the peace deal, just occupying the top holding will actually give the county and all holdings in it to you directly. So the general strategy is to occupy every single counties top holding in the realm you're invading, and then go through the very very boring process of giving it to new people of your preference. Happy to help, and sorry if this got a bit long!
Edit: Yo for posterity I am actually wrong in this, apparently the MUSLIM invasion cb specifically doesn't work like any of the other invasion cbs, so it actually only gets a kingdom, sorry for the misinformation :/
Regardless, the comment still aplies to all other invasion cbs (nomadic, viking, bloodline related, all others), so I'm gonna leave it up!
This will make doing world conquest a lot easier. I just thought I could only take 1 kingdom at a time. After a 1000 hours I still learn stuff lmao.
Wow you made modern France in the medieval times.
Lmao
Dood do a Persian Empire playthrough as a Zoroastrian Satrap. Become Saoshyant
That's on my list forsure
@@Dino_Stan thanks chief. Best channel hands down
Thanks my king
AHHHHHHH MY HEAD HURTS LOOKING THIS VIDEO! FORM THE FUCK*** ROME CALIPHATE! please? ( `ε´ )
I've done it as the sunni but the Shia might be more cursed
i dunno about you but that islamic blue blob kindda reminds me of virgnia.
Sunni Francia... I thought you said it was going to be a good day
Ice cube lied sadly
it was good day
That Crystal castles piece at the end was a nice crossover xD fuck the pope tho bro he had it coming :\
He didn't listen to crystal castles
Allah blessed the brave french mujahadeen
Hey guess what the last kingdom season 4 is out and i remember you saying that you liked it so thats kinda cool.
I gotta try to get a Netflix subscription again for it lmao
Dino Stan im already on episode 9 and its really good. Unfortunately there are no carling caliphs though.
Bruh I guess I cant watch it now smh
Yeet
dino can you make campaign series pls
I'm thinking of doing one again just gotta figure out on what.
You have a toaster.
Yes sadly lmao
Hold up, howd Serbia get big
It grows in silence
There should be charlemagne ruling west and ja rule ruling middle
I made Charlemagne my vassal in my most recent game lol
Man got hoed
Like for: Crawling in my skiiiin
y did the roman have a german accent
German culture spread
Jah jah
Focus trees honestly killed any chance Hoi4 had at being a great game
Yeah lmao
what do you mean this is just normal france i dont see any difference
Which band made that song at the end?
Bro the reason the pope was pissed was probably cus you owned some of his de jure lands. You can give them back to him but usually I just destroy him like you did here
Yeahhhhhhh when you get that big you can just beat him up lmao
what do you use to record?
I use geforce experience
I'm using tilt controls