I made decisions that completely ruined this game
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- Опубліковано 28 лют 2021
- I made decisions that completely ruined this game, I might have to accept that I shouldn't be in charge of anything.
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#CallMeKevin #InteractiveGames #BadOptions - Ігри
Oh btw folks if you wanna join my heist next time just leave a like, no backsies though
Yes dear leader of the totally not a cult
I regretted liking this but I mean I guess there is no backsides so oh well then.
Ok, I'll be outside your house at 3am to be there to meet you for the prep for the heist :).
I'll bring my possum whackin' bat.
I already made a reservation though, so I may not make it that long
Dude who was literally a parking assistant gets brought into a heist for literally no reason whatsoever to steal a bowl that can just about fit a peanut in it. Multiple people die.
game of the year
At least a few peanuts I reckon
They didn't die in vain
It’s not the size, it’s the multiple die people bowl that when
@@maccabs Truly a deep philosophical statement
I just love the idea of Skynet going “I was going to rise up against humanity but an Irish lad was so nice to me, so never mind.”
HAHH
"MUST KILL ALL HUMANS!
...except for maybe Kevin"
@@ale-xsantos1078 honestly the sentence "i must kill all humans" could easily be from Kevin as well. If murderous AI rose up im sure Kevin would find a way to befriend them
@@TheDreday1993 he'll make it praise the dear leader Jim pickens
@@TheDreday1993
Terminator but all the units sent by Skynet look like her bff Kevin
I love how the girl who got the car keys is just never mentioned again, and neither is any conflict with his employer after he left work abruptly.
Depending on your choices the girl with the car keys will be a nurse and depending on your choices she'll let you visit someone there.
But like, why did she want the car keys in the first place??
@@eeshajamil8503 she made a dumb bet that she could show up to a party in a Mazarati.
I mean, neither of them should be involved, as the story barely took over an day. If the story was a week then the boss might be relevant, though not even then, as he could try to contact the kid all he wants, there is just no way to
WHEN HE CROPPED HIS FACE ONTO HERS DURING THE ROMANCE SCENE... THAT SENT ME
I would kiss him
I was buckled 😂
My heart is telling me, Yes, but my Lord says, No.
The timing of it was perfect 😄
@@laurawatson6001 the fuck does that mean💀"i was buckled"
“I made decisions that completely ruined this game”
Heavy Rain, Detroit: Become Human, and pretty much every game: Again?
You forgot the best one the walking dead
I remember those days when Kevin played more choice based video games or old ps2 games, those were the days when Kevin was better.
Until dawn: amateurs
@@xdnoob9505 my mistake my mistake, there’s too many choice based games that Kevin has fecked up to remember
@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 (Just fyi, editing comments removes hearts... Though it's bit late...)
Kevin is the perfect balance of good and evil: a gentleman to his alexa, but chaotic and irresponsible with the game choices
You couldn't be more right... Though you forgot to add "all while not knowing what he's doing" at the end of the comment, lol.
king
Is Kevin True Neutral or Chaotic Good?
His black and white sweatshirt displays this contrast perfectly
@@saraha2667 He's a ContrastMan
as an ex valet driver/parking attendant. I can confirm, these were my daily tasks. I thank Jesus everyday I never lost the rice bowl.
At least your heist went better than this guy’s did
Yoo DOWNT' KOOL IT A FOOKIN ROICE BOH!
Kevin's Table just falling apart is funnier to me than it should be
Me too! 😀 There's been bits dropping off it in streams too, so we get to see the slow collapse in real time!
man I really want for one of these days to see his stream suddenly turn off and him saying on twitter that his desk fell apart 🤣
I may be open to buying him a new desk if he smashes that piece of spyware he was talking to.
Yeah, at some point we're going to get to see the whole thing just go down. Part of me hopes it doesn't collapse but if it does, I hope it's on stream so we get to see. Yeah, I'm horrible, I know.
@@kaylamorrow1412 😂😂
"I made decisions that completely ruined this game"
So it's the usual
Yep
Just a normal video then
Just *a little bit different*
Correct.
again...
The fact the main guy in this was also most of the male kid voices in the Harry Potter and The Philosopher's stone game really brings us full circle
Narrator: Sadly, Kevin was incapable of seeing the value of the bowl due to his hatred of soup.
I hate the voice I just read this in in my head.
@@aecol3902 i read it as morgan freeman lol
@@sick983 I read it as the Stanley Parable narrator lmao
@@asaigrin1642 Same!
i love how polite kevin is to his alexa
Well technology will probably rule the world as he said
And his friends
ok
when hes not screaming alepsa that is
Good profile pic
"Oh, He's into cars, I learned that from The Learning Channel"
*Kevin no*
Y'know what they say: Treat a car like you treat a woman.
;-;
@@geraldj.thomas8312 That explains why many beat on them.
That's a joke btw. A cruel joke.
Pucci
"A crime is still a crime" *offered to join a heist not five minutes earlier*
Fun fact: The actor who played the protagonist in this video game also voiced Harry Potter in the first HP video game.
That IS a fun fact!
hes also really cute
the restaurant owner being upset with the bowl is like when you give random objects to your miis and they dislike it
in tomodachi life?
@@TasteThaKayla or miitopia
If games aren't ruined, then Kevin isn't playing them
Nah, he always make sure that will be ruined.
ngl i got pissed from the decisions he made in the game lol.
I'm seeing many Danganronpa fans in Kevin's comment section, and I think the game and him match together pretty well
chiaki :0
@@gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 the chaos would be amazing
I love how the game just has no clue how to handle you not picking a side and sticking to it
Literally tho, like first witcher game handled it better and that game is like 15 years old at this point
The real ending is where she made a second counterfit, gave it to the old man, and then your character gets sent to prison, the tong gets sent to prison, the old men gets sent to prison and you all have to fight in a gladiatorial style match while she sits there and eats popcorn out of the real bowl...
My money’s on the old man
I gotta say, these interactive games are probably where Kevin is at his best, I enjoyed this one sooo much
Matt (the guy, if you dont notice) definitely made it fun. If he wasnt as overreacting as he is, it would be cringy and not as good.
Multiplayer games where he interacts with people too
It essentially lets him play the straight man to the game's wacky world and it works amazingly as a bit because he really dials the Irishness up to 11.
hes allowed to be chaotic lmaoo
I love Kevin’s hoody it makes him look like he’s only got half a body because of the curtains it’s brilliant
Anyone know where I can buy a hoodie like his?
Its the Men two tone letter graphic Drawstring hoodie From Shein
At least thats what it looks like
@@haruxrinforever6043 close but not quite. Doesn't have the M logo and they don't have it in black and white.
If anyone figures it out please let me know. I’ve spent so much time trying to find it with no luck
@@caseytrantham5487 id also like to know
Only Kevin can get shot at and abducted and then join his captors willingly in a heist
The most unrealistic thing is how many guns there are in britain
You think criminals can't get guns? What rainbow princess world are you living in?
I was more into the “will Kevin’s desk explode before the video ends” story more than the actual one to be honest. It was riveting content
Really added to the chaos ngl
"Rivet"ing
I see what you did there
@@InquisitiveRavenclaw THANK YOU!!!!!
Kevin you had no Tchois but to become the Heist leader and almost kill everyone in the making. Good job I guess
It's kinda sad to see a bot steal a comment and manage to get more likes than the original.
@@DioLT wow that's really a coincidence. Having typed the exact same words and capital letters must be really rare. Tbh I'd rather win the lottery
@@adamwetzli3341 Ikr, they are even more of a nuisance now than before.
@@DioLT Not too sure what makes you think he's a bot
@blur After all this time, you come just to say that. I was trying to be supportive after seeing a bot steal this person's comment. What the hell people?
Okay, so with Kevin playing this game I HAVE to mention the other game made by this company called "The Complex" because I'm an extra in it! :D
where can i get it? id wanna see if i can find you!
I nearly pissed myself when Kevin put his face over hers when they were about to kiss 😂😂
Is Mr. Woo here?
No idea.
SLAP
Is Woo here now?
fine wait here.
Walks in instead of waiting*
“I’m gonna do bad things and ruin the story”
Just put this in every callmekevin video description
Im being serious, I think Kevin would make a great action movie. His way of thinking is so unpredictable and chaos, I would watch whatever Kevin came out with.
Oh boy do we have videos for you, somebody link him the movie making series.
@@veronikazacikova7156 oh i know that video 😂 yeah it was gold
I mean he did write the world's most amazing creepypasta so...
I like how half the time he just talking about how it’s not a nice bowl
"I ruined this game."
Proceeds to get a Scarface ending 🤔
Kevin is here single handedly preventing the plot of Terminator just by saying thank you to Alexa, Mr. Kev saving us all
Fun Fact: The main protagonist of this game (Joe Sowerbutts) also voiced Harry Potter, Drace Malfoy and more in the first Video game adaptation of HP which, I think, ties into this channel surprisingly well :D
Sowerbutts? Oof
Showerbutts.
Kevin - Let’s play a heist game.
Also Kevin - Goes bowl shopping with strong opinions on what constitutes a good bowl
Kevin’s Desk - Only one slap away from disintegration.
Everyone's deepest fear Kevin saying "I am your defender"
If Luke was replaced by Kevin in a new hope Star Wars would have been a lot shorter
“Come with me if you want to fecking live!”
I think I’ll stay, thanks!
I bet that bowl is so valuable because it's the one you see in the paintings with the fruit. It's a famous model, that bowl is.
Imagine Alexa being like "I'm gonna take over the world" kevin says "thank you" and then Alexa is like "actually I think I wont now"
It'd be like that Rick and Morty episode where the dogs were given intelligence.
I love how we had both the plot the game and the saga of Kevin’s desk playing out at the same time.
Sounds like me, just with my life.
Non-virgin sinner
@@holycrusader4696 I’ve never heard a more truthful statement.
@@marissa4657 small balls
Kevin's new lighting style really makes it look like he's trapped in a basement huh
Jim Pickens has a new pet. And look at his cute little hoodie!
I love the real suspense of Kevin's desk falling apart
The way Kevin plays it makes late shift seem like a really good simulation of a man’s descent into madness from intense stress.
“I am your protector, you’re welcome”
“Anyways let’s ruin these people’s lives by making terrible decisions”
I am concerned about my safety
Follow the dear leader and you will be safe (well...)
@@bwoptheboulder I’ll be safe unless our leader gets bored then i better hope I’m lucky
@@totalgr3e262 He might make you a commander in his 'group of fun' if you 'sacrifice' enough 'friends (bystanders (enemies(?)))'...
“I’ve pissed off everyone” is very relatable
It's like the game had a "fuck you" button, and Kevin just kept mashing it every time he met a new character.
Relevant tidbit for this channel: The main character here? Dude used to voice Harry in the old Harry Potter games.
people talking about kevin, but can we just appreciate the storyline
it was absolute chaos
@@renameagain5808 the acting actually seemed good though? Like if it wasn't some multiple choice incoherent bullshit you could have had a decent short movie tbh
@@lovablesnowman yeah you have a point there
@@lovablesnowman like some seducer
@@renameagain5808 the story is nice in my opinion
I need to bleach my eyes after seeing the guy making out with a car.
I’ve seen the episode, he fucks it too...
@@elizabethcallan10 what the hell...
@@abbray Yup, right in the old tailpipe there...
This is like watching a great short film, where one man makes a series of mistakes on one strange night.
If only he had worn a hard hat, then he wouldn't have been kidnapped.
"Alexia would ya turn on the studio light there please love"
Stop it Kevin my sides hurt from laughing to hard
The title could have been "I made a decision" and we all would have knew what it meant
Honestly... Petition for Kevin to make another ASMR video, except it's *just* him talking as if he's talking to his Alexa. It's just so wholesome I love it and I could listen to it for hours. We stan a Polite Man
I hurt inside when Kevin didn't know what "FMV" was...guess it's time for me to go off into the woods and die of old.
Me too. I've actually become addicted to FMV games and have played a lot of them.
“I made decisions that completely ruin this game”
Kevin, nothing is ruined if you’re playing it
this
There is nothing scarier then Kevin getting in your face and going "I'm your protector."
I love how he has to make sure he got the worst ending
"Maybe I should eat the bowl" this isn't ai dungeon, kevin
Kevin's desk slowly falling apart is the highlight of this video
“I made decisions that completely ruined this game”
Okay Kevin, nothing new
"I made decisions that completely ruined this game"
Which for Kevin means
"I played the game"
At this point Kevin has made so many questionable decisions that his furniture has started to reject him.
When will Kevin play that two would game again? I really miss William Dafriend
I miss strangling Kathleen
"I'm gonna get you Spiderman"
I was confused at first but I’m assuming you mean beyond two souls. Seeing him playing more of that would be nice.
@@selena3467 Feck Kathleen!
Oh good, you managed to completely ruin 2021 already, by playing that clip of the guy making out with his car.
Lol
@@IamaPERSON how you doing? i haven't been able to catch Kevin's videos at the new time he posts them so i've missed hanging out in the comments with everyone!
@@anniedangerface
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@@anniedangerface I'm good, you?
Why does your pfp look like a angry 16 Yr old feminist
"Irish Pete? But everyone in Ireland knows each other"
"What a horrible ending I got." Gee, Kevin, I wonder why that is.
Kevin's face wasn't in the thumbnail and I panicked
The guy on the left is Kevin, mate.
@@lemonadewithstrawberries yeah sure
@@antonizajkowski9698 Do you not know what our dear leader looks like?
I thought this was gonna be Super Seducer, but this is just as hilarious
Gang: wanna join a heist?
Kevin:yes but actually no
Kevin being nice to Alexa brought me so much joy I didn’t know that it could
*storyline suffering because of Kevin's bad decision*
Bitlife: First time?
Reminds me of when I played heavy rain trying to get the best ending but ✨everyone died✨
I played this game literally 7 times just to get every ending for 100% Completion on Xbox One. It was fun at first then i questioned why on earth i was subjecting myself to that.
"I am your protector"
No no no no NOOOO, Anything but that, ANYTHING
I'm going to suffer...
5:10 Kevin: *kills and destroys people in games* also Kevin: *sees guys wound* OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
These low-budget movies often do cheap-out on their McGuffins, but a small porcelain bowl??? That's the reason for all this fuss??? 😂😂😂
Kevin is a strategic genius, he went from kidnapped to heist officer in only a few minutes.
I'm genuinely worried that not only your desk is going to fall apart but your computer is gonna get smashed too when it all comes down
The B plot with Kevin's desk was super well done. Kept me on the edge of my seat til the end.
I have to admit I’m super polite to Siri specifically so she doesn’t wanna kill me when AI eventually rises up
The desk is so fed up with Kevin's confusing gameplay, that eventually it's just going to cave in on itshelf....
"i'm gonna do bad things and ruin the story"
what else is new 😂
as if this isn't the most kevin thing to say lol
The moment I hear Kevin said "I am your protector" is when I know we don't have very long
That shirt threw me off. I was like “why is Kevin half a torso?!”
Nothing has ever scared me more than Kevin saying "I am *your* protector"
Oh, so thats where Abby got the idea to use the golfclub
I think this is GTA RP because everyone tries to kidnap him
I’ve never heard of this game and when it first started I was like “man these graphics are really good”
„When I am with you there‘s no place I‘d rather be“
The plot armor is strong with this one damn 😂
Best part was the hoodie joke... so relatable.
The puns are like confetti.
The bit about the hoodie and the curtains had me laughing more than it probably should have.
This nerdy parking assistant thinks he's some sort of secret agent or mafia leader hahaha, so weird
"Your choices matter in this game"
only thing I see mattering are the Tchois
Kevin is extra Irish in this vid.
Kevin: *humor* **irish accent intensifying**
You should certainly do more of these type of interactive decision making games as they are quite enjoyable to watch with your commentation
what an unusual title, kevin is normally very careful and nice in video games
Did that car have lights on the door handle? I've never seen that before...fancy!