How Parents Talk About Their Baby

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  • Опубліковано 1 лис 2022
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  • @darkbit1001
    @darkbit1001 Рік тому +203

    Cryler at 106 weeks : Negotiates peace between the 2 Koreas.

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 Рік тому +5

      Men insult their friends.
      Women compliment their enemies.

    • @kaushikdas47
      @kaushikdas47 Рік тому

      @@BillClinton228 well said. 😄

    • @treewithleaf
      @treewithleaf Рік тому

      @@BillClinton228 i do both, does that mean im a moman

  • @BradAhrens
    @BradAhrens Рік тому +156

    I was going to allow my baby to play more piano but Banksy himself told me that taking Dyson away from political art would be a huge mistake, as the world needs Dyson now more than ever.

    • @paulsmith8975
      @paulsmith8975 Рік тому +3

      The most ridiculous part of the rampant 'son' names is that they actually mean son of another man (including Harrison, Jameson, etc.), which is ridiculous. Unless your name is Jack, or you're a huge fan of the president, don't name your son Jackson.

    • @BradAhrens
      @BradAhrens Рік тому

      @@paulsmith8975 lol yeah these days it's all about how it rolls off the tongue...nothing to do with the meaning behind it. Ideally you do both and name your kid Rohan because it rolls off the tongue and represents Tolkien's works, amirite.

  • @jarebare00
    @jarebare00 Рік тому +58

    103 weeks 🤣 I love how this is accurate. My buddies wife would say 50 weeks, and I would die inside a little.

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic Рік тому +2

      Some people literally count their child’s age in weeks until they’re like 3 years old.

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 Рік тому +54

    My son Hemsworthington hasn’t been conceived yet but is fielding offers from MIT, Oxford and University of Phoenix for their highly competitive alchemy and blood letting programs.

  • @organicmechanic5150
    @organicmechanic5150 Рік тому +8

    Whoever came up with 'Cryler' for a babies name is a genius 😂

  • @m_kool
    @m_kool Рік тому +42

    the way these conversations escalate is.................realistic

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 Рік тому +112

    I love how some parents genuinely think that their toddler will go to an Ivy League and do this and that.. like that’s a 2 year old how would you know 😭

    • @curbyourshi1056
      @curbyourshi1056 Рік тому +2

      Determination and visualisation is literally half the battle.

    • @hamsterbrigade
      @hamsterbrigade Рік тому +4

      Well, if you have enough money and connections you can make that happen.

    • @curbyourshi1056
      @curbyourshi1056 Рік тому

      @@hamsterbrigade Also factors that make things happen. Connections are easily made if you're able to blag it enough to get them.

    • @ayla8345
      @ayla8345 Рік тому +3

      @@curbyourshi1056 it’s a toddler. If that kid is in High School it’s up to them whether they get into a good school or not. They have to do the work, not the parents. Plus I’m not just talking about school, most parents also think that their child will grow up to be extremely talented or good at something. But that’s just not true most of the time. Most people are just regular, not everyone can be an Olympic athlete. You also can’t force your kid to do something, if you force them to do Ballett, they’ll hate you for it and put in no effort. It’s up to them what they’ll do with their life. I know people that grew up in wealthy families with loving parents but became addicted to drugs in their 20s because they surrounded themselves with the wrong people. Putting them in private schools and sheltering them won’t help either, they’ll eventually rebel. Trust me I’ve seen this a million times. You cannot force someone to do something and you can’t predict their future either. It’s up to them. Anything can happen. You don’t even know their personality yet when they’re so young.

    • @ayla8345
      @ayla8345 Рік тому

      @@hamsterbrigade sure and what about what the child wants? What if they want to be a hair dresser not go to an Ivy League school?

  • @killers31337
    @killers31337 Рік тому +52

    Cryler is a very appropriate name for a baby

  • @Sam-ms5jv
    @Sam-ms5jv Рік тому +182

    I love when parents say their ugly baby is cute

    • @nathanieljoseph157
      @nathanieljoseph157 Рік тому +7

      Talking bout some "all babies are cute".... OK karen

    • @ydid687
      @ydid687 Рік тому +23

      all babies look like winston churchill

    • @Robbie_S
      @Robbie_S Рік тому

      @@ydid687 you still got that British slave mentality in you ...typical Indian 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ydid687
      @ydid687 Рік тому

      @@Robbie_S ok

    • @LittleLulubee
      @LittleLulubee Рік тому +15

      As the saying goes, a face only a mother could love 😆

  • @Robbie_S
    @Robbie_S Рік тому +29

    The next level of 'my baby is so smart " 🤣🤣

  • @GHow1998
    @GHow1998 Рік тому +8

    "I wouldn't say he's little". As a man..relatable

  • @mundiakaluson
    @mundiakaluson Рік тому +4

    "That was me"😭

  • @biologicalsubwoofer
    @biologicalsubwoofer Рік тому +13

    My baby just go nominated for a Nobel peace prize because his genes are so perfect that scientists think he is the perfect breed of human that can change humanity forever.

  • @davidgeary490
    @davidgeary490 Рік тому +1

    "A full ride to Yale"...."the Dean of Yale" 🤣🤣🤣... not a Fullbright and the President of Yale?! Can't quite tell if Nikki is covering for her baby at the end ...or it's actually her f**ting & sh**ing her own pantz!! 🤣🤣 🤣
    VERY funny sketch - inspired writing... and great delivery by both Nikki and Kim! 👍👍👍

  • @3YZ-TS191
    @3YZ-TS191 3 місяці тому +1

    Imo, Kim steals the show in this one. Her facial and bodily expressions underscore what a dynamic range she possesses as an actress. Would love to see more of her where she has opportunity to "shine" like she does here.

  • @nadund
    @nadund Рік тому +7

    I didn't shut up and sit down this time.

  • @blakemcmahan3960
    @blakemcmahan3960 Рік тому +8

    103 weeks old is so accurate 😅😂

  • @bethmartof1262
    @bethmartof1262 11 місяців тому +1

    Just wait until she writes the yearly “Christmas card” letter! Lol. 😂😂😂

  • @aquamarine99911
    @aquamarine99911 Рік тому +10

    Pro tip: in talking with another parent in the playground, never try to guess their baby/toddler's age. You might say something like "15 months old?" and they turn out to be 2 1/2. Awkward.

  • @HplusG
    @HplusG Рік тому +9

    Cryler!!! 😂😂😂 dead

  • @Sacryfy
    @Sacryfy Рік тому +7

    I feel like this is how my aunts talk about their grandchildren, my cousins’ kids ..

  • @Kliffy123
    @Kliffy123 Рік тому +14

    Nikki you are hilarious. I can't tell you how many shares I've done with you videos. Keep it up!!!!

  • @anthonyb4466
    @anthonyb4466 Рік тому +8

    PLEASE the tv gods need to give you your own skit show!!🤣 I LOVE THESE!!!

    • @Igothellajordans
      @Igothellajordans Рік тому

      Hell yea I agree

    • @Butcho22
      @Butcho22 Рік тому +1

      They'd just make her stuff worse. TV is now where comedy goes to die.

  • @fatalalejandro
    @fatalalejandro Рік тому +4

    “That was me” took me out lmao

  • @oscarmild2
    @oscarmild2 Рік тому

    "that was me" lol brilliant!

  • @loanokaharbor8303
    @loanokaharbor8303 Рік тому +2

    Dialogue and acting so real and so pathologically funny, 🤣🤣🤣 I forgot at times "this was Nikki", not a real "mom". These moms really do amp that shite up 🤣

  • @souvikdutta5963
    @souvikdutta5963 Рік тому +20

    Gotta love the microaggression of calculated escalation to absurdity. Also perhaps ironic use of humor to show how pathetic some parents look trying to measure their self-worth through the achievements of their children, real or imagined.

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 Рік тому +3

      This unnecessary analysis is even more let down than you might think with the use of "microaggression".

    • @souvikdutta5963
      @souvikdutta5963 Рік тому +1

      @@centerfield6339 thanks for your necessary analysis.

  • @MrDarren347
    @MrDarren347 Рік тому +1

    Y'all are nuts!!!! 😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @Igothellajordans
    @Igothellajordans Рік тому +3

    I love this channel!!!!!

  • @Reikalingas
    @Reikalingas Рік тому +1

    This one was absolutely awesome🤣🤣🤣

  • @inspirationalnomad
    @inspirationalnomad Рік тому

    Lol... awesome job as always.. continued success to you 😃👍

  • @amp-iv6tu
    @amp-iv6tu Рік тому +1

    Lol! The amount of times I hear "Yes he's already doing this step which is advanced for his age." I mean where are the behind kids because everyone I hear from is advanced lol

  • @kerch-e
    @kerch-e Рік тому +1

    That got vicious.

  • @dalehenry4694
    @dalehenry4694 Рік тому +7

    Nikki is so cute and funny 😂

  • @AvivaSingsOut
    @AvivaSingsOut Рік тому

    Love Kim's color palette!

  • @stocktonhippie6573
    @stocktonhippie6573 Рік тому +1

    Killed it! Haha

  • @LittleHenry90
    @LittleHenry90 Рік тому +1

    The second half turned into a my baby is chuck norris Version.

  • @arkpiano13
    @arkpiano13 Рік тому +3

    this was funny😂

  • @danielpercent5434
    @danielpercent5434 Рік тому +1

    I need to find me a Nikki in my life. I love her energy 😆

  • @prostheticbear7204
    @prostheticbear7204 Рік тому

    Well that escalated pretty fast...😂

  • @realhi-fihelplarry8047
    @realhi-fihelplarry8047 Рік тому

    Funny on so many levels.

  • @United_Wings
    @United_Wings Рік тому +1

    Wow this is amazing

  • @JT0007
    @JT0007 Рік тому +1

    Jesus Christ the 💩 joke had me 😂 🇺🇸

  • @robertacosta7586
    @robertacosta7586 Рік тому

    Broo this so true!😂

  • @whip_pan
    @whip_pan Рік тому +2

    It's okay I shit myself all the time too

  • @aabidahsiebritz3839
    @aabidahsiebritz3839 Рік тому

    This.Was.kinda accurate lol

  • @Tzubazaah
    @Tzubazaah Рік тому

    brilliant - too busy to fly to Mars xD

  • @bigollovebug
    @bigollovebug Рік тому

    The biggest baby he'd ever seen 💀
    ...Sacred baby 🤣😂🤣

  • @thabzmad7265
    @thabzmad7265 Рік тому

    14 years later, babies be goin "my momma this your momma that. "!

  • @lakers4life454
    @lakers4life454 Рік тому

    So on point when comes to parents and their baby boys smh lol

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 Рік тому

    Rebaptizing the pope! LOL!!

  • @blakdrago7202
    @blakdrago7202 Рік тому

    This was too funny

  • @grahamfloyd3451
    @grahamfloyd3451 Рік тому

    Make this a series every 6 months or so as they get older.

  • @anothergenericgamer_
    @anothergenericgamer_ Рік тому

    0:32 They didnt say that LOL

  • @crimsonglass4335
    @crimsonglass4335 Рік тому +6

    i wud love a collab between u and jolie nolke ...that'd be epic and hilarious

    • @pranavps851
      @pranavps851 Рік тому

      She has gone downhill now. Besides, two different styles of comedy.

  • @SkullAngel002
    @SkullAngel002 Рік тому +1

    I was waiting for Nikki to go full Dos Equis and say "Cryler can speak French...in Russian".

  • @thomasyerosic5683
    @thomasyerosic5683 Рік тому +2

    You guys are dam hilarious😂Could not stop laughing 👍Well done acting👍

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy Рік тому

    My baby can make minute rice in 58 seconds

  • @centerfield6339
    @centerfield6339 Рік тому

    That was me.

  • @hollyboop5631
    @hollyboop5631 Рік тому +1

    So realistic. Especially the part of using plastic dolls to replace babies never delivered.
    That’s our society nowadays.

  • @SaultoPaul
    @SaultoPaul Рік тому

    Yeeeeeesss !!! Nailed it !! I hate those women! This is a good one. 😂😂❤

  • @DemiRonin
    @DemiRonin Рік тому +2

    These are so much better than anything on SNL

  • @TheRealShaiLamar
    @TheRealShaiLamar Рік тому

    not Elon 🤣😂😭

  • @yunzhu4815
    @yunzhu4815 Рік тому

    One thing shocked me when I came to the states was I found out people love to show their kids to me😂I used to think people in here hate to show their families and keep them privately 😂

  • @Kuyr1Fx
    @Kuyr1Fx Рік тому +1

    This is so true people always how many weeks old and I'm just like... 😶

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver Рік тому

    She was walking like Jerry Nadler there.

  • @MrMedmechanic
    @MrMedmechanic Рік тому

    Can someone tag NDT here?
    I'm sure he'd love this🤣

  • @DJVARAO
    @DJVARAO 8 місяців тому

    Mah baby🤣

  • @jerilynn871
    @jerilynn871 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 im in tears... cryler helped elon musk

  • @kenpachikiking6179
    @kenpachikiking6179 Рік тому +1

    I actually forgot Oprah had a last name. First time I heard it in like 20 years lol.

  • @kaushikdas47
    @kaushikdas47 Рік тому

    So, .... it's universal, eh. 😄

  • @williamramirez7559
    @williamramirez7559 Рік тому +1

    How in the hell is Nikki at 151k subscribers!?!
    Did she did her channel start up an hour ago!!??

  • @NH1969GOAT
    @NH1969GOAT Рік тому

    Fucking genus🤣

  • @n1vca
    @n1vca Рік тому

    I think you have just been describing George Santos's parenthood.

  • @carpballet
    @carpballet Рік тому +1

    My big boy Skylar at 9 weeks 4 days 22 hours is currently on the third planet of proxima centuri negotiating peace between the Klingoffs and the Vulcants.

  • @j.c.8038
    @j.c.8038 Рік тому

    Lmao, those babies would be 55 weeks tops.

  • @SebastianWill
    @SebastianWill Рік тому +2

    If it wasn’t so close to reality, it would actually be funny…
    😉

  • @petedazer3381
    @petedazer3381 Рік тому

    Oh shit was that funny!

  • @Daniel-Weaver
    @Daniel-Weaver Рік тому

    What's Time magazine, Grandma?

  • @mayankkapri7305
    @mayankkapri7305 Рік тому +1

    😂that's hilarious, but just can't accept there kids are over 2 yrs old.

  • @mandreadfg
    @mandreadfg Рік тому +1

    Neil deGrasse Tyson's tutor >>>>>>>>>

  • @SIBIRIAKcom
    @SIBIRIAKcom 5 місяців тому

    a lost episode from the movie Help

  • @iInspireSuccess
    @iInspireSuccess Рік тому

    This is an accurate depiction of how a woman is imagination goes rampant

  • @FARLANDER762
    @FARLANDER762 10 місяців тому

    LMAO

  • @tuxie93
    @tuxie93 Рік тому +1

    All babies look the same. I legit can't tell the difference.

  • @crashdaddy261
    @crashdaddy261 Рік тому +1

    DAE just upvote before the video even starts?

  • @ajscott9528
    @ajscott9528 Рік тому +1

    The overly pretentious names lol

  • @favoriteipod4210
    @favoriteipod4210 Рік тому

    LOL

  • @sknbbx
    @sknbbx Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @deborahlozano7134
    @deborahlozano7134 Рік тому

    hahahaha

  • @jasoar1563
    @jasoar1563 Рік тому

    man, nikki would make the best mom

  • @sinnerman_da_youth_god
    @sinnerman_da_youth_god Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RayBekk
    @RayBekk Рік тому

    Haha wow

  • @a.m.scape_5133
    @a.m.scape_5133 Рік тому

    They want you to worship them lol

  • @SomashreeSaha
    @SomashreeSaha Рік тому +3

    Wow I'm so early😅

  • @airborneranger-ret
    @airborneranger-ret Рік тому

    If the blond needs taking care off - I'm available ;)

  • @mono5310
    @mono5310 Рік тому +1

    Poggers

  • @the8419
    @the8419 Рік тому

    It’s a joke.. nobody does this

  • @kashishsharma7225
    @kashishsharma7225 Рік тому +2

    1 st

  • @j565tyty
    @j565tyty Рік тому

    Nikki please make an Onlyfans