Well chris is it not defemation of Alex jones what your saying. Idc if both your arms get tore off. I'm allowed to say whatever I want about anything. That's my American right. We have the constitution. But I guess that don't matter anymore Side note I don't wish his arms are torn off and rather he keep so he can soar. He said that about his arms
Did we Patreon members want the Uncut version? Yes. Did it load? No. Is it all good? Yes. Did Juan Fyre upload it to UA-cam? Yes. Are we still gonna watch the uncut version when it gets fixed? Yes. And life still rips!!!!
Everytime you say Wichita I now say “W-W-W-wichita” in the radio voice I am a nutrition coach from the UK who coaches a lot of American clients A lady the other day said she was from Wichita And I instinctively went: “W-W-W-wichita” and she was so confused 5 seconds of silence and I was like: “….sorry….annyywaaayy…”
I miss Chris Delia reviewing funny video clips 😞…. I always find myself going back to the old episodes where he reviews funny viral videos…. I wish he would do it more often with more videos!
Chris, I’ve gotta say, I have a pretty monotonous sales job Monday-Friday..I drive a lot…but I always put you on during my lunch and it makes my day. Either Congratulations or Lifeline. My wife and I will see you in Raleigh in October!
That’s the second time we’ve heard the “it’s another Starbucks just a few blocks” story. And I think about it all the time. Because people say that all the time around me
The fact Chris played his song “Anne Heche” and she literally passed away today is insane. Maybe Chris’s OCD does effect the world Life rips either way R.I.P
He played the song because of the story he told about being there when she crashed, she died because of the crash. How is that insane? It wasn't a coincidence
I just realized your 300th episode of Congratulations is gonna fall on the day after your birthday. You gotta do something special for it!! I say go skydiving.
Brandon Frasier is fuckin' great. If Josh Brolin can always, always, always somehow catch a break, then there is enough break pool out there for Brandon Frasier to catch some. too.
What makes the Amazon roommate acquisition even worse is the fact that they own ring door bell, smart locks, and they rent cloud space to the Cia. I forgot about their pr outlet the Washington post.
Not even 30 seconds have passed and I'm already giggling. The way he opens the episode is eh s'dumb and hilarious. "hi guys, and welcome to a Supercult Productions of another episode of Congratulations" 😂
If amazon wanted your floorplan there are far easier ways to get that like just getting the floorplan from any realty website, public works (which has all of them), ect. It probably has more to do with the software that runs those so they can apply it to their factory robots they use.
Cant belive ive watched all of this since the first episode came out. You are still on my top 3 standup comics along chapelle and burr. Boom chææoæoæw! 🤙
LMAO! Holy shit, dude.. your fuckin face when the guy backflipped on this chair with his neck.. omg. Your face encapsulates literally everything. So fucking perfect. 🤣
Catch me on tour near you!!!! www.chrisdelia.com/tour
Bring back TMP
No more tmp fuuuuturrres toooo briiiiiiiiiaaahhhhhhh...........tahhh
@@Luissm99 what’s TMP?
Chris the printer thing is hilarious and I’ve always thought the same thing Lmmfao ❤️
Well chris is it not defemation of Alex jones what your saying. Idc if both your arms get tore off. I'm allowed to say whatever I want about anything. That's my American right. We have the constitution. But I guess that don't matter anymore
Side note I don't wish his arms are torn off and rather he keep so he can soar. He said that about his arms
Did we Patreon members want the Uncut version? Yes. Did it load? No. Is it all good? Yes. Did Juan Fyre upload it to UA-cam? Yes. Are we still gonna watch the uncut version when it gets fixed? Yes. And life still rips!!!!
aaaaayessss dude
Johnny “Can’t be perfect 100% of the time”
What’s juans channel
It’s because of the age restriction UA-cam is doing. It’s up on patreon now tho.
This was perfectly said haha
I needed this so bad, literally the only podcast where I find myself actually laughing out loud so many times. Thank you Chris.
Chris : I'll add a picture of it right here *Boop*
Editor: ...Oooooooops
Juan FIRED
Everytime you say Wichita I now say “W-W-W-wichita” in the radio voice
I am a nutrition coach from the UK who coaches a lot of American clients
A lady the other day said she was from Wichita
And I instinctively went: “W-W-W-wichita” and she was so confused
5 seconds of silence and I was like: “….sorry….annyywaaayy…”
British people aren't funny.
😅😅😅😅😅👊🏿
Lmao!! This is the best comment all day
Home of B-B-B.T.K
I always immediately hear 7 nation army play in my mind when I hear Wichita "I'm goin to Wichita..."
RIP Anne Heche
I’ve been going through old episodes of ten minute podcast, the one called “wrestling and farts” had me on the floor laughing so hard!
Greatest pod ever
The god old days. 2nd best podcast if all time behind Ricky Gervais podcast with pilko
Him singing wonderwall if my fav
I went there.. was a slow start but ended up spitting out my cereal laughing at the end whislt my GF was on a phone call. Fantastic find, thank you.
Here for a silly goose time and that's it 👏
Why Rhode island?
I love telling people this lol
Chris so trying not to get robbed with the “this chain is not mine” subtitles 😂😂
i thought the samething hahaha
I thought it was tax evasion lmao. but, maybe being robbed is also a reality
In literal tears for 10 minutes "Get back its gunna blow" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The robot bits get me every time 💀
I miss Chris Delia reviewing funny video clips 😞…. I always find myself going back to the old episodes where he reviews funny viral videos…. I wish he would do it more
often with more videos!
Chocolate croissants 😁
You spin me right round *jesus* right round
@@salohcin1013 bro! How could I forget about that one! 😂 BRB, looking this one up!
Somebody make a comp!!
Lol!! The Rooby doo killed me... I can keep a straight face most of the time but the nonsense was just gold. Thanks Chris
I was at the bus stop listening to that part on my air pods and I started bursting laughing and 2 ladies were staring at me like I was crazy
I just said rooby doo out loud lol
Chris, I’ve gotta say, I have a pretty monotonous sales job Monday-Friday..I drive a lot…but I always put you on during my lunch and it makes my day. Either Congratulations or Lifeline.
My wife and I will see you in Raleigh in October!
The robot voice/actions and the relaxed voice clapping himself are a every episode need. Thank you almighty cabin cult leader. 😵💫
The "Vin Scully voicing Batman 1989 music" bit had me crying laughing at work. 🤣
Same
“Stars be careenin’.”
-Chris D’Elia, 2022
At 11:30 Chris crisply went into his "current event'n it with Chris" voice.. those were the days......
I love when chris talks like a robot 😭
I was gonna say the same thing, it's absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Whats the timestamp?
@@ovasov 35:32
Pick up the grandma
19:01 "Stars be careenin'" is one of the funniest sentences of all time 😂😂
Drumsticks are SOO good. Y’CRAZY
40 year old man never cooking chicken before 👏👏👏
@@Khaleesi_Of_Kittens scrolled through the comments just to find the grill experts
Grandma bounces off the awning.
What up supercult comment friend babies!! Been waitin all day for the leader to send out this week's message! 🤭❤️
Hiii fellow baby
All the comments section friends are meeting at Applebee's after this, you down?
@@ChildishGambeaner ahaha of course, as long as it's surrounded by long grass
Hey we’re at the racist starbucks ☕️
@@Xaer_ 🤣
Chris has the best laugh ever 😂😂😂😂😂
The rehearsal! An absolute masterpiece, yes... 👌
I'm literally here b/c of your humor advice and look who it is lol bless
Yo that robot bit had me rolling!😂😂 great episode once again
I looked like a crazy person laughing my ass off in my cubicle, awesome 😎
Chris and Matt are sounding more and more alike ever since podcasting together
“welcome to a supercult productions of another episode of-“
eh’s’drunk
Does anyone else notice that Chris sounds almost just like his brother Matt now? 🤣😭😂
Same I thought I was going nuts 😂😂
Yeah since the nose surgery.
Man got a new nose and became a twin 😎
You mean like he's gonna cry?
Can’t see it chris Is too loud
That’s the second time we’ve heard the “it’s another Starbucks just a few blocks” story. And I think about it all the time. Because people say that all the time around me
Rip Anne Heche she was the life of the party. Bring back Chank Smith. “We have the rights to this” lol
Lol when he says that he will add the pink chicken pic and even points to where it would be but it’s not there 😹😹😹
Yeah, where's the chicken?
When you pass away I’ll make sure David Guetta does a “shout out to the family” for you! 🤣
Ah yes. Balloons. The Empirical measurement of color depth.
I'm waking up in the hospital after a challenge to take a shot every time Chris says ughhhhh in the first 3 minutes.
Chris' ability to break down and analyze clips is next level 😂
Every episode is fuego but this one came in crazy with the heat! Was laughing out loud almost the whole time🤣🔥
The fact Chris played his song “Anne Heche” and she literally passed away today is insane. Maybe Chris’s OCD does effect the world
Life rips either way
R.I.P
He played the song because of the story he told about being there when she crashed, she died because of the crash. How is that insane? It wasn't a coincidence
I just realized your 300th episode of Congratulations is gonna fall on the day after your birthday. You gotta do something special for it!! I say go skydiving.
Can we get a moment of silence for Anne Heche?
The Rehearsal is an unreal show. Nathan is a genius.
Your announcer voice is amazingly awesome 🤣
You have to butterfly the chicken and or cover the pan. Lmao
I played Vince Scully's greatest MLB calls and Chris's "tribute" simultaneously and boy the resemblance is uncanny! lol
That Vin Scully impression 😘🤌
Chris' worst 3 parts of the chicken is my top 3 😀... Dark meat all the way!
The baseball announcer/ Batman bit was perfect 😂😂😂😂
the robots improving themselves and the Toyota scenario was just so funny
Brandon Frasier is fuckin' great. If Josh Brolin can always, always, always somehow catch a break, then there is enough break pool out there for Brandon Frasier to catch some. too.
Brendan Fraser*
What makes the Amazon roommate acquisition even worse is the fact that they own ring door bell, smart locks, and they rent cloud space to the Cia.
I forgot about their pr outlet the Washington post.
The moment of silence is for their family that's still alive to show respect I think
The Vin Scully bit! 🤣
35:41 Oh shit, Meta Chris took over Congratulations
The robot killing the Prius person killed me
Dude. Tommy Buns would love the way that kid screamed after the chair fell on him haha.
The Vin announcer bit is HILARIOUS!
I need a “what happened to thirty six?!” Clip to forward and share, please 😆
Dude the shit where you're doing the Batman theme song as Vin Scully had me crying laughing
The vin scully grandma bit is genius. Side retired lol.
I am IN TEARS already, over the printer "relaxing" jfc I have not laughed like that in months...oh my gaaaawd🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Yes, I sent my daughter the video and said, you're gonna die laughing at his printer bit.
That Chanx Smith guy is pretty good...I'd love for Chris to do an impression of him
Chris “Entrusted with the encrusted” D’elia
My guts are hurting from the Vin Scully impression 🤣
Entire show as Scully and one as JCVD pls
TWO THINGS
1. "RUNK"
2. WOOOOOOOOO
Currently sitting on my Roomba and waiting for instruction.
Just know that “268” is my magic number and best believe I’m tuning in for that episode
Vin Scully impression was hilarious
Bounced over the mail box killed me
Yo this episode was a 10/10 banger that announcer bit and roomba bit right after had me rolling!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
the batman theme w announcer rythym had me floooooooooored
“Hey when I’m dead, no moments of silence”
I just started video...just want to say...i appreciate this fella.
Thank god D'Elia said what he said about gaming chairs.
Crackin up over the way my dude pronounced Huracan. huh-rock-in 😂
Another person that also “doot in doot doodles” in between songs 🤣🤣👏🏼
35:48 the sound effects are hilarious 😂
nah the rooby fuckin doo sent me to a different dimension and the limited edition rare self slam after 💀
Not even 30 seconds have passed and I'm already giggling. The way he opens the episode is eh s'dumb and hilarious.
"hi guys, and welcome to a Supercult Productions of another episode of Congratulations" 😂
Chris can you get your uncle Vinny on the podcast for the 300th episode? He sounds hilarous.
I could listen to your robot impersonations all day. Hilarious.
It's like, the way the conspiracies sometimes turn out to be right is like a broken clock being right twice a day
Yeah but it’s at like 50% right on the conspiracy theories tho
That news segment blooper is PORTLAND OREGON HAHA
Robot making robots is the funniest thing ever. Vince Scully also. Cachubiri tubiri tub tub iagaga
If amazon wanted your floorplan there are far easier ways to get that like just getting the floorplan from any realty website, public works (which has all of them), ect. It probably has more to do with the software that runs those so they can apply it to their factory robots they use.
So there was NO picture on the "boop," correct?? 7:15
Cant belive ive watched all of this since the first episode came out. You are still on my top 3 standup comics along chapelle and burr. Boom chææoæoæw! 🤙
S'perfect playing chank smith's Anne Heche at a time like this. Laughed so hard
As soon as I heard the news about Anne Heche I IMMEDIATELY thought of Chank Smith lmao. Brought me back to the old TMP days.
These multilayered impressions are hilarious. The baseball commentator talking about the robots or the King’s Speach as Al Pacino.
I been sleeping on this podcast! 🔥
LMAO! Holy shit, dude.. your fuckin face when the guy backflipped on this chair with his neck.. omg. Your face encapsulates literally everything. So fucking perfect. 🤣
Love that picture of the chicken
@37:55 i was in tears after this goddamn dude and then the shift into vince scullybot...no dents whatsoever
I can’t believe he’s talking about Chank smith like he isn’t HIM
please clip the gaming chair bit so I can roast my husband lmfao
“He starting brewing!” Lol 😂
Dude I fucking love when you react to awkward silly moments man. It's my favorite thing. You're so fucking funny man. What happened to 36?!
The chain with the neck tat AND THE SUNGLASSES.. crazy. Chris pimpin