Roastmaster General Jeff Ross reveals he is actually sensitive.

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @ub2bn
    @ub2bn 4 роки тому +79

    "I look like... if bruce willis drowned"

    • @jw8350
      @jw8350 4 роки тому +1

      the same line he’s said like 50 other times on camera

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 роки тому

      @@jw8350 yea, he had that one locked and loaded, but only because it IS funny.

    • @jimray2281
      @jimray2281 4 роки тому +1

      Took a beat but then I thought “bloated and pastie white” funny

  • @spiegel3269
    @spiegel3269 4 роки тому +37

    I just got back from Hollywood. a week before this video. Went hiking in the Hollywood Hills because it looked so good in all of Keven's videos (although not the one he chose in this video but similar views). And then at night went to the Comedy Store and saw Jeff Ross (along with Rogan and several others). What a day!

  • @djtwelvetwenty2939
    @djtwelvetwenty2939 4 роки тому +18

    Kevin's walk reminds me of big bird.

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper Рік тому +6

    As a vet, the fact he said he would take all the challenge coins from the military meant a lot. For anyone who has not served, those mean a LOT!

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 4 роки тому +12

    I don't think I've ever seen a comedian get hit more than Jeff Ross. He's the man.

  • @noitallmanaz
    @noitallmanaz 4 роки тому +9

    ALL HE NEEDS IS A SCAR AND SHARKS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +42

    Seeing him in the woods, I kinda expected him to roast a marshmallow.

    • @BlackHatCinephile
      @BlackHatCinephile 4 роки тому

      You won 3rd comment, Message! 🥉

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 4 роки тому +1

      Looking like a bear, I was expecting a trainer to be feeding him marshmallows.

    • @OhighOSkater
      @OhighOSkater 4 роки тому

      New Message I think you have an unread message

  • @williamdecker3989
    @williamdecker3989 4 роки тому +12

    Wow, I thought Jeff Ross couldn't walk uphill, and he can talk while doing it! I'm very impressed!

  • @gradeacontent-o1751
    @gradeacontent-o1751 4 роки тому +4

    0:53 did you ask Nancy about the hypodermic in the school playgrounds of her district

    • @drinkingpoolwater
      @drinkingpoolwater 3 роки тому +1

      or the 20 walgreens that are closing up shop because they’re being robbed hourly thanks to prop 47

  • @splifforddoobois3170
    @splifforddoobois3170 4 роки тому +25

    Get Dave Attell- pronto!

    • @dsroaddogg
      @dsroaddogg 4 роки тому

      Dave would have to stop for several smokes

  • @jxtdenco6984
    @jxtdenco6984 4 роки тому +6

    I used to watch Mr. Ross when he taught a painting class on PBS back in the day. What the hell happened to your afro?

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 4 роки тому +1

      John Trace Just because they have the same last names? Horrible joke. Can’t believe you got 4 likes.

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 роки тому

      Jeff Ross looks like he ate Bob Ross.

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 4 роки тому +7

    Jeff's in surprisingly good shape for how he looks.

  • @jackp9570
    @jackp9570 4 роки тому +6

    They let Harvey Weinstein out of prison for this?

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 4 роки тому +15

    Making fun of Kevin's hat while he walks around with an uncovered bald head in the midday sun! He'll see who's ROASTED tomorrow!

  • @chrisl6665
    @chrisl6665 4 роки тому +7

    At the 10:58 mark, Jeff Ross sees his twin brother on the trail.

  • @lancejames7072
    @lancejames7072 4 роки тому +16

    Jeff asked who was the worst hiker to ever come on here. Definitely that fluffy guy Gabriel Inglesias. They didn’t even attempt a hill, they just walked on a flat sidewalk by the water

    • @jeremyhagen7684
      @jeremyhagen7684 4 роки тому +4

      Not like the exercise of typing a comment on UA-cam?

  • @79thump8
    @79thump8 4 роки тому +11

    It's like if Adam Sandler and Vin Diesel fell on rough times.

  • @ShowBizBlueprint
    @ShowBizBlueprint 4 роки тому +8

    So worried about Jeff’s head in that sun. Great hike, guys. Thanks.

  • @madeinmichiganinthe60s59
    @madeinmichiganinthe60s59 4 роки тому +3

    Never thought much of Jeff Ross UNTIL I read his book!! What a great read from a down to earth, honest, caring, person! I laughed, I cried, AND read it in ONE DAY?!!!

  • @jonm4306
    @jonm4306 4 роки тому +3

    I'd love to see Kevin hike with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

  • @ukulelegoldnuggets1466
    @ukulelegoldnuggets1466 4 роки тому +2

    I love it. You guys huffing and puffing downhill while two joggers pass you running uphill, hah, i can relate, i'm 67. At my age it's all uphill!

  • @AN-cy7xm
    @AN-cy7xm 4 роки тому +3

    Nealon tryin a charm Amethyst wit his voice all low & sexy wit Jeff Ross just standin there grinnin like a fool. Stay young, gentlemen, stay you young.

  • @brianspenst1374
    @brianspenst1374 4 роки тому +7

    I remember Jeff's poems on Comedy Central back in the 90s. His best was called I Miss Her Sometimes.

    • @se7enine
      @se7enine 4 роки тому +1

      His special on Lounge Lizards had that. Can't find it anymore but remember that poem. So good.

    • @BrianSmith-ez9kj
      @BrianSmith-ez9kj 4 роки тому

      Jeff is always good, but yeah, I fondly remember his 90's period- one snippet of his Jokes I always remember- "I just went out on a blind date with this girl...….Heinous......that was her name....."

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 4 роки тому +2

    I'll put 1000 bucks on anyone arm-wrestling Kevin Nealon with the hand
    Kevin typically uses for the camera - has to be bionic at this point.
    .

  • @daveg6839
    @daveg6839 4 роки тому +4

    That Amethyst Franklin encounter was the most LA thing you will see. Peace and Love - mwahhh!

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/users/imthatpopchicvideos

  • @C80TM
    @C80TM 4 роки тому +1

    A lot of sensitive snow flakes on here leaving comments 😃😃😃 great video Kevin 👍

  • @AlumarsX
    @AlumarsX 4 роки тому +4

    Yo Jeff get your podcast up on Spofity!

  • @jasonfirewalker3595
    @jasonfirewalker3595 4 роки тому +1

    Who's feelings were hurt the most? Trump. Hurt so bad he decided to take his job.

  • @vargaso
    @vargaso 4 роки тому +4

    That "painting a bathroom" line is part of the stockpile of jokes he says he doesn't have. Nothing wrong with that, he's hilarious. But he does, in fact, have a stockpile of insults.

  • @adreamingwolf
    @adreamingwolf 4 роки тому +4

    13:50 Military listening to Jeff Ross talking about them

  • @RandyWaage
    @RandyWaage 4 роки тому +7

    That was great Jeff is so funny/such a talent! The roasts are brilliant and the funniest thing on TV! Him roasting you on your hat was awesome too. lol. Reminded me of the line from Caddyshack... with a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Nice comeback zinger about the tuxedos in different sizes Kevin. lol I LOVED his last line about that Rocky and Bullwinkle movie that he has to send them residuals! lol. That movie was a TOTAL stinker! Deniro must have needed money for a new car or to pay an ex wife. Anyway, more hikes with guests like Jeff. He is the man!

  • @TonyWud
    @TonyWud 4 роки тому +18

    I'm surprised Jeff didn't go back after hearing Kevin tell of his "viral infection".

    • @adriennem3168
      @adriennem3168 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I thought for sure he'd come back with something funny. Maybe he's too out of shape to multitask.

    • @ShowBizBlueprint
      @ShowBizBlueprint 4 роки тому +3

      Probably filmed before it was a thing

    • @AwesomeFish12
      @AwesomeFish12 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShowBizBlueprint It's been a major thing since November 2019, so I think it was filmed after that. Unless you've been living under a rock and only just learned about COVID19 because you are some sort of troglodyte who only learned about this epidemic recently.

    • @milton7851
      @milton7851 4 роки тому

      He’s not Howie Mandel, thankfully

    • @darian2332
      @darian2332 4 роки тому +5

      @@AwesomeFish12 Why do you have to be so mean? That was so unnecessary.

  • @elrunkle8855
    @elrunkle8855 4 роки тому +1

    I hope you come back soon, I really miss you. Stupid Covid.

  • @ironmanjakarta8601
    @ironmanjakarta8601 4 роки тому +2

    While walking in the woods, if you find an ancient book bound in human flesh and inked in blood, its probably too late, but run anyway. Worth a try.

  • @sunnyside9273
    @sunnyside9273 3 роки тому +1

    Viral infection last March or Feb , that was Rona Kev ..

  • @thomasstillman4805
    @thomasstillman4805 4 роки тому +5

    I liked before watching.

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 роки тому

      So you liked kevin... until you watched this. ;)

    • @thomasstillman4805
      @thomasstillman4805 4 роки тому +1

      No, I just new it had to be a good show. It's Jeff freak'n Ross!

    • @ub2bn
      @ub2bn 4 роки тому

      @@thomasstillman4805 I know... just bustin' jeff and kevin's chops. ;)

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 4 роки тому +2

    Not too long ago Jeff had a shit load of hair what happened?

  • @OhighOSkater
    @OhighOSkater 4 роки тому +2

    0:05 I can’t tell if you’re joking or if those trees are really towers lol

  • @michaelmcconnell3631
    @michaelmcconnell3631 4 роки тому +4

    "Let us do the jokes" lol

  • @rslily
    @rslily 3 роки тому +1

    Viral infection?? It's called the Rona!

  • @r1deftone
    @r1deftone Рік тому +1

    He thanked Nancy Pelosi? Yea, bye.

  • @JustMe-mp8on
    @JustMe-mp8on 4 роки тому +1

    Love your show. Hope to see these guests...
    Cameron Diaz,
    Mike Myers,
    Tracy Morgan,
    Chris Tucker,
    Sofia Vergara,
    Rachel Dratch,
    Goldie Hawn,
    Oprah,
    Rupaul,
    Cyndi Lauper,
    Dolly Parton,
    Lady Gaga,
    Billy Idol,
    Lynda Carter,
    Christie Brinkley

  • @bohnjailey
    @bohnjailey 4 роки тому +2

    how does kevin not mention billy the elephant?!

  • @anthonymanzalji
    @anthonymanzalji 4 роки тому +2

    I think I speak for all of your subscribers when I say we want more amethyst content.

  • @michael835
    @michael835 4 роки тому +1

    I follow that chick that was doing the photo shoot 😂😂😂 wtf Instagram models.

  • @josephkelley8641
    @josephkelley8641 4 роки тому +2

    Real honor Kevin Nealon/Jeff Ross - God Bless.
    .

  • @sindelar10
    @sindelar10 4 роки тому +1

    Hey, you guys should look up Amethyst Franklin. I did after seeing her in this episode and I am not disappointed at all.

  • @drewgrows7765
    @drewgrows7765 4 роки тому +2

    Every tree is a cell phone tower. Hiking on Shrooms is the best lol

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 4 роки тому

      Drew Grows but they really do disguise towers as trees in California. And also hide oil dericts behind fake skyscrapers/buildings.

  • @nodnarB14
    @nodnarB14 4 роки тому +1

    Idk if he'd even do it, but please try to get Dave Attell on the show!

  • @JaQuicker
    @JaQuicker 4 роки тому +2

    Nealon is a master of backhanded compliments, he'd do great on a roast

  • @noitallmanaz
    @noitallmanaz 4 роки тому +1

    So kevin was ground zero for Corona...

  • @BlackHatCinephile
    @BlackHatCinephile 4 роки тому +3

    Whazzup

  • @lebronshoecollector2556
    @lebronshoecollector2556 4 роки тому +2

    Will bumping mics be on Netflix again?

  • @deletedleaf2688
    @deletedleaf2688 4 роки тому +2

    Hey Jeff looks really good with a shaved head! 😍💕

  • @ClosedLoopMusic
    @ClosedLoopMusic 3 роки тому +1

    "i look like bruce willis if he drowned" - haha that was brilliant

  • @schmo2109
    @schmo2109 4 роки тому +1

    Get joe Rogan! This is his shit

  • @mustardseed308
    @mustardseed308 4 роки тому +2

    Who knew Jeff Ross was sensitive. Like him much better now. Great hike

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 4 роки тому

      Mustard Seed kisses your neck as he twists the knife

    • @silvio.r8443
      @silvio.r8443 4 роки тому +1

      Being sensitive can make you all the more perceptive in how to hurt someone too.

  • @edblair5253
    @edblair5253 4 роки тому +1

    How can jeff ross be serious about nancy pelosi? All is lost.

  • @thelyle1399
    @thelyle1399 4 роки тому +1

    You didn’t list enough topics in the description, Nealon.

  • @mandysimmons2769
    @mandysimmons2769 4 роки тому

    If Jeffry watches this. I wanted to tell him that on his own show ( the Jeffry Ross show? LOL ) when he went to the Sensitivity Support group really touched my heart. I was working on me "toughening up" at the time. Well menopause knocked all the tender hearted crap outta me, so I'm good. But it is true say something back to a-holes ( if it's safe ) make jokes on urself yak back ( if you wont be murdered lol ) at people every chance you get and you will overcome it. I don't look like much either Mr. Jeffry but that really did open my eyes to desensitizing. U may know that being sensitive equals too much empathy. That's been easy to give up as I git older too, I've gone from being a bunny or a lamb to being a ornery badger/wolverine. Hugs!

  • @cashmanmoney
    @cashmanmoney 4 роки тому +1

    He voted with Tom Green on Super Tuesday. hopefully you can get Tom on the show.

  • @Zeluth
    @Zeluth 4 роки тому +1

    Hiyo! Dems the .. Uhoh, look out for that toadstool!

  • @robmcdonald6808
    @robmcdonald6808 4 роки тому +2

    Another good one Kevin. Thank you

  • @parrottfeatherseyes7033
    @parrottfeatherseyes7033 4 роки тому +2

    Bruce Willis if he drowned. Dang

  • @rosiealaniz3205
    @rosiealaniz3205 4 роки тому +1

    Get tested Kevin! Please. Best wishes, Kevin.

  • @illuminateyourlife3401
    @illuminateyourlife3401 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂 Kevin 2:10 - "It can't be your personality"..........Roasted 🤘😎🤘

  • @yagofidani7
    @yagofidani7 Місяць тому

    That was one of my favorites . And that actually got Kevin to laugh the most yet

  • @HowDoesFrankyEven
    @HowDoesFrankyEven 2 роки тому

    I think thanking Nancy Pelosi for all the homeless and crime would have been kind of a roast in itself... Missed opportunity I suppose

  • @kodiakarcher
    @kodiakarcher 4 роки тому +1

    Dean Martin had real roast not PC bullshit.

  • @Greg042869
    @Greg042869 2 роки тому

    White House Press Secretary Ross would put an end to Trump's chances in 2024. This is a man who could speak directly to Trump's supporters and embarrass them for their devotion. I have no doubt.

  • @GTseven
    @GTseven 4 роки тому +2

    Kevin, we love your podcast!

  • @DonovanWert
    @DonovanWert 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks brother 🙏

  • @zekedawgg1986
    @zekedawgg1986 4 роки тому +1

    Jeffery does have a soul

  • @mikegrand4181
    @mikegrand4181 4 роки тому +13

    We love you Jeff, but stop with that bs about "getting in shape in three days." You're closer to giving birth in three days. You waddled up that hill like you were carrying a forty pound bowling ball inside your shirt. Get serious, get healthy. We need you to stick around for many years to keep us happy. Also, quit talking about that blackbelt from 40 years ago. It has nothing to do with today. You couldn't come close to passing a blackbelt test today. Caitlyn Jenner is closer to being a man than you are to being a blackbelt.

    • @doggedout
      @doggedout 4 роки тому

      Thanks! You just saved me a lot of typing!

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 4 роки тому

      I took it to mean get in "comedy shape", not physical shape.

    • @mikegrand4181
      @mikegrand4181 4 роки тому

      @@OMGWTFLOLSMH I don't see how you could think that. He was talking about physical appearance, going to the gym and working out. He then said he's one of those people who can go to the gym and get in shape in three days.

  • @LNTunes1010
    @LNTunes1010 4 роки тому +1

    Diana Nyad swam from Cuba to Florida, and today Jeff Ross hiked with Kevin Nealon.

  • @auspiciousautonomous2403
    @auspiciousautonomous2403 4 роки тому

    No shit dude!
    This was just posted less than an hour ago! Jeff Ross to me is a Comedic GOD! ~ Blind Sharing before watching - (18:10) 1,089 views so far...

  • @maxjames8764
    @maxjames8764 4 роки тому +2

    Awesome Kev! NORM Time!!

    • @downervideopodcast5259
      @downervideopodcast5259 5 місяців тому

      Norm didn't like walking. I wonder if Kevin asked Norm but Norm said no because he rather have had fried chicken and gravy

  • @craigslistreply6544
    @craigslistreply6544 4 роки тому +1

    Kevin sounds a bit different here

  • @skullbeat4977
    @skullbeat4977 Рік тому

    I thought Bumping Mic's was a wiener reference, you know, not literally 🤔.

  • @rebeccasprecasanti4752
    @rebeccasprecasanti4752 4 роки тому +1

    Hey Kevin, grew up watching you on SNL so happy to have found your channel! so inspiring into hiking, and interestingtopics

  • @ilikeRUNE
    @ilikeRUNE 4 роки тому

    so much edits.. you can make the videos longer and im sure no one will have an issue... i bet someone told you that youtube videos need to be short... they are wrong!

  • @parrottfeatherseyes7033
    @parrottfeatherseyes7033 4 роки тому +1

    Amethyst watch the video? She'd better watch them all.

  • @leemaples1806
    @leemaples1806 4 роки тому +4

    He should tell everyone his cousin is David Lee Ross. No, it`s not Roth. That`s just his stage name. It`s Ross.

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy 4 роки тому +1

    "As hard as it was it could've been harder." That's what Caitlin said?

  • @deenial218
    @deenial218 2 роки тому

    I would pay to see Jeff so a karate demonstration lmao prove those black belt claims.

  • @hillbilly224
    @hillbilly224 4 роки тому +1

    Did Jeff stick his nose in a hornet's nest?

  • @MinxLaura123sWackyWorld
    @MinxLaura123sWackyWorld 4 роки тому +1

    Jeff ross is too awesome

  • @GeoffRendell
    @GeoffRendell 4 роки тому +1

    I'm glad someone remembered it was wacky hat day.

  • @anthonybovee5181
    @anthonybovee5181 4 роки тому +1

    I love Jeff Ross.

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman 4 роки тому +1

    Funny guy

  • @empmaximus1
    @empmaximus1 4 роки тому +1

    Amethyst had no idea who they were, poor girl.

  • @briannugent7836
    @briannugent7836 2 роки тому

    With those glasses and hat Nealon looks like Henry Winklers nerdy little brother

  • @ericmueller1987
    @ericmueller1987 4 роки тому +1

    Jeff Ross, black belt and a general, legend!

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross149 4 роки тому +1

    You don't look like my brother Jeff.

  • @banjoboy01
    @banjoboy01 Рік тому

    why didn't they roast Amethyst? she's the typical wanna be

  • @chris2423
    @chris2423 4 роки тому

    How did Jeff not wear a hat! Scorching sun on his bald head!

  • @joseluissanchezgil9769
    @joseluissanchezgil9769 4 роки тому +1

    One of the best interviews to date. It did sound like Kevin is running out of breath. Just hope Kevin doesn't have a heart attack while videoing one of his hikes.

    • @nadamuchu
      @nadamuchu Рік тому +1

      How funny would that be, though?

  • @sonjatheierl1
    @sonjatheierl1 4 роки тому +1

    Good talk kevin hope you feel better.

  • @maddymud
    @maddymud 4 роки тому +1

    the “To Catch a Predator” joke is definitely in his back pocket - he’s used that on Atell

    • @KaninTuzi
      @KaninTuzi 4 роки тому

      He uses that petty much every time

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 4 роки тому +1

    This was great. Thanks, guys :P