Just to make sure everyone knows you're a good guy, you should periodically turn around and smile at the other people, though. Maybe a wee cheeky handwave could help, too.
why Disneyland is not in my list of considerations for a vacation. that and I don't live in a state that houses the park so I would have to count up travel in that price. It's just not worth to me. Especially because I know I won't ride any rollercoasters.
My parents had the opposite: first me, and I was … let's call it "a handful", shall we? Undaunted, though, they tried again and got my sister, the sweetest person on earth. Imagine that feeling!
It's okay. When I was born, it wasn't "yay it's a boy" it was "aww... another boy..." I was the 3rd of 3. I came out a disappointment in the first seconds of my life.
As a mother to a second born feral child…. I identify with this to an extreme level 😂 I also openly pray that one day, he’s gonna hurt himself and learn. No, 4yrs and my only conclusion is that he is made of rubber and Teflon x
Hahaha 😆 I didn't think he would be funny. But... hahaha he's like a fine wine. The Humour just better with age. Laughter is good for the soul. It's also good for the Heart.
guess his kids havent reached the teen yrs yet. think they're horrors now, wait till they become teenagers, who know everything, and parents know nothing, like parents never went thru the same thing with their parents.
He's trying to talk about LiFE you guys. It's analogy for choosing a partner, or anything really. That's why you can't just "get a scoop of each". You always wonder what could have been.
Disney was and is expensive.. and the lines.. oh the lines. I just paid thousands of dollars to come to Disneyland so I could stand in lines for hours.
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Calling his child son "bruv" is amazing
child son
@@Unfunny_Username_389 yeah, what about it?
@@tvthecat Apologies. I was being very cryptic with that one. Only readers with an Enigma machine will get it.
@@Unfunny_Username_389 You know, sons don't have to be a child, right?
@@tvthecat Alright mate, keep yer heir on.
The "a kid of your age made that" joke made me laugh a bit too loud, I love him !
I had just sipped water 10 seconds earlier. A few seconds more and I would have choked to death from laughing.
I didn't get the joke can someone explain
@@akshaynelakurti1 Child labor in china.
@@akshaynelakurti1 Child labor I think
That was brilliant
Romesh always attacks his children in his stand-up! 😂😂
I can't wait for them to see this lmao
@@rosyk.6317 I imagine he practiced the routine in front of them
Children are little bastards, innit?
That's why you have more than 2 children
His mom as well.
Only just stumbled across this guy, he's so frickin funny 😂
Romesh has been a staple of British comedy for years
@@mahfuj_sheikh I have no idea how I hadn't heard of him before 😅 he's so funny!
@@niros9667 easy, you don't watch UK panel shows
Check out task master. That’s where I first found him
HIGHLY recommend taskmaster and some of the panel shows like 8 out of 10 cats- both with Romesh and otherwise if you like this
The way to beat the 'weirdo in the movie theatre' is to sit right at the front so everyone KNOWS youre watching the screen and not their kids.
Just to make sure everyone knows you're a good guy, you should periodically turn around and smile at the other people, though. Maybe a wee cheeky handwave could help, too.
@@beavisbutt-headson3223 And offer to share your sweets haha
that wouldnt solve the wanking though?
@@hannahxx17 bring a puppy just in case the sweets don’t do it
@@papawheeliegaming5647 And leave your white van parked close to the door in case you need to leave real quick
The scary part is how right he is about the second one coming out feral.
It's so weird how that happens
Was the other way round with me and my sister, though, so… all you CAN count on might be instability.
@@ulalaFrugilega Same with my older brother and sister.
I was the feral one.
im the 2nd one and i agree
I am new to Romesh and I love this guy; he is hilarious!
"A kid of your age made that" - This guy is great.
Disney stuff had me rolling! I've calculated the cost of the tickets vs how many rides before I was a parent.
I would find it difficult to enjoy myself without thinking about the cost, or the cost per minute
why Disneyland is not in my list of considerations for a vacation. that and I don't live in a state that houses the park so I would have to count up travel in that price. It's just not worth to me. Especially because I know I won't ride any rollercoasters.
5:03 the audience probably pulled off one of the best bits right there.
Can't wait for the second kid to find these clips. 😆
His therapist will be able to buy a yacht on that kid alone.
Just discovered this guy in a clip a couple days ago, honestly so enjoyable to watch
My parents had the opposite: first me, and I was … let's call it "a handful", shall we? Undaunted, though, they tried again and got my sister, the sweetest person on earth. Imagine that feeling!
It's okay. When I was born, it wasn't "yay it's a boy" it was "aww... another boy..." I was the 3rd of 3. I came out a disappointment in the first seconds of my life.
1st one is prototype
Oh my word! I was laughing so hard at every single thing about the kids. 💀😂💀😂💀😂freaking hilarious!
More I see and hear of Ramesh AKA Johnathan the more I enjoy him.
Lol, forgot about his name!
"A kid of your age made that" floored me.
His self satisfied laugh while he takes off his glasses 😂😂😂.. lol he's everything! 😍🔥🥰
Goddam that last quip was gold completely out of nowhere love it
3:53 like he's running away from ISIS 😂 I literally laughed out loud 😭
“Fruit salad is a kick in the d**k” that part really got me laughing hard 😂😂
This is hilarious for parents. The final punchline. OMG, it had me in stitches.
I can't argue about ice age 4, it was fucking terrible 😂
M sitting here thinking what will the kids think when start watching this 🤣🤣
Get the lemon and ask them to pour vodka on it.
I see you have good taste
I see you are a man of culture as well
I was the Frenchman operating that ride, and I did Infact, request a sandwich.
10 years later, his kid watches all this😂😂.
And thinks..."Soon as I can wangle it you're going in a home old man!" 🤣
@@EmpressG 🤣🤣
This guy is awesome...gotta love him!!
The face he does to imitate his happy two year old child 7:12
My all time favorite bit of his! 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve actually met him and his son in the cinema before he was really nice !!
His parenting style sound so familiar to mine 😭😂
my first time watching his show....i laughed so hard it hurts
"a kid of your age made that" 🤣😂🤣
I didn't get it...
@@heythere9554 child labor in sweat shops.
@@SoloMattRS ohhhhh my god🤣
For my parents it was:
1st: Angel
2nd: Angel
3rd: Demon child
4th: Waste of space
5th: How did we allow this to happen?
I'm the 5th 😊
I'm the 5th too 😂😂
I had 2 .. they're both absolute lunatics!! 😂😂
This dude is mad funny 😂 nice to see new comedians keep it going bud✨
He’s not new. This video actually came out a couple years ago, but the channel’s recently reposted it
He’s one of the most famous Uk comedians
Gotta admit Romesh fucking cracks me up.
The child labor bit at the end, that’s brilliant.
after watching his one video I started reading the caption of his next recommended videos in his own accent...made them sound more funny in my head
This is hilarious! 😁 😂
As a mother to a second born feral child…. I identify with this to an extreme level 😂 I also openly pray that one day, he’s gonna hurt himself and learn. No, 4yrs and my only conclusion is that he is made of rubber and Teflon x
I came so glad l dodged the kids bullet!
Romesh killin it 🔥
That third kid is gonna be a villian
I was the well-behaved first child. My brother came out screaming and never stopped.
I know of this guy like everyone does because he's everywhere but I didn't know how refreshingly good his stand up is
Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
Standing in front of a big sign that said IRRATIONAL feels like it would give you license to say whatever and know the audience will go along with you
Can't get enough. -Watching from West Virginia USA 🇺🇸
Fisted by Mickey!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤
Got recommended in my recommendations, i didnt regret watching
Hahaha 😆 I didn't think he would be funny. But... hahaha he's like a fine wine. The Humour just better with age.
Laughter is good for the soul.
It's also good for the Heart.
Mr. Ranganathan is the one comic that I thoroughly, and utterly enjoy without liking him one bit. This is an enormous feat!
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That first one may turn out to be the one that's a serial killer and the second one a CEO 🤣🤣
so both sociopaths then
Which o e is worse?
Its so funny seeing various iterations of the third child joke
Wish he'd do a movie-analysis!
You speak the truth about the cinema; I'm watchin that lone dude like a hawk
guess his kids havent reached the teen yrs yet. think they're horrors now, wait till they become teenagers, who know everything, and parents know nothing, like parents never went thru the same thing with their parents.
I can not wait for his kids to be teenagers! Sorry for his suffering an all, but the material will be golden! 🤣
He's trying to talk about LiFE you guys. It's analogy for choosing a partner, or anything really. That's why you can't just "get a scoop of each". You always wonder what could have been.
1:39 2:18 2:45 5:04 5:55
He’s too funny 😂
1:00 Funny bit but most places have little spoon so you can try each flavour
He is brilliant!
Have to show my parents this.
Saw Romesh in the cinema , lol
Hilarious. 😶😳🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Moans there's no vegan dessert then moans there's two options! 😂
I feel attacked as the last of three. 🤣
6:52 I can vouch for that, I was Mickey.
So talented. Those jokes are so well constructed. I do hope his kids have a good sense of humor in the future. Otherwise. 🙃
the last part 🤣🤣🤣
One of the best comedians currently performing 😂😂
A young brown dad communicating effectively in his natural habitat hahaha
6:14 side eye
Hahaha "I just got fisted my mickey!" Had me dieing!!!!
I first saw him on an episode of QI. I had no idea who he was --I thought he was maybe a professor or celebrity historian personality..
Man this guyyyy, what a babe
Rip if his kids find this 😂😭
Upright game theory
Disney was and is expensive.. and the lines.. oh the lines. I just paid thousands of dollars to come to Disneyland so I could stand in lines for hours.
Fast forward 2036 news headlines: Three men charged for strangling their comedian dad.
The two year old will live longest and will remember this bit longer. The 5 year old will wander off and not give a fark.
Hahahahahaha this guy is hilarious
I go to the Cinema to watch kid's movies and I'm 75! lol
It's good to see someone funny rather than the unfunny Jimmy Carr always shoved in my face
Fr. Carr is overrated
Your comedy legit just points out that it's society/individuals that turn innocent behaviours, into sexualised/potentially abusive behaviours.
My first child is feral and I wouldn't have her any other way, but I get where he's coming from
Mine are the opposite…1st an angel, 2nd and 3rd feral, 4th an angel 😂 they don’t start out feral as babies though and that’s the trap 😅
he is so good
I’m eating coconut coffee ice cream right now, kinda romesh coloured 😂
You should be having a pistachio flavoured one.✔️
What a weird comment lol
So in other words, he’s a great big toddler with a more sophisticated vocabulary and access to money.
Aren't we all bro? 😂
@@peacetoall1858 this is so deep
Lol. I actually like fruit salad.
Who’s this guy 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Have a word 👊
Genius!😂😂😂
Ive had that cinema experience a couple of times but the guys (always guys) looked way weirder than romesh.
Sooo many non dairy desserts (lactose allergic person present) znd in the know of amazing alternatives
You probably shouldn’t give up your day job, you’d never make it as a comedian.
Check out The Wolf and Owl podcast if you want more Romesh. And Tom davis.
Love him been watching them for a while. Go to the BBC channel for comedians
😂😂😂
Fruit Salad is a breakfast item
His 2nd child will watch this one day…
nothing is less universal than comedy. is that your point? irony? bah. your immunity to reality will not stop my clicking.