Beware of the anger of a quiet man. I once heard a man quietly tell a jerk to back off before he had his teeth for lunch. The jerk thought it was funny and lost several teeth in a one punch fight.
Very entertaining, however one small problem, guacamole should enhance the flavor of avocados, and not be over powered by the other ingredients. 🥑 In my humble opinion the key to great guacamole is the KISS principal. Great story 🙂 Note: I've been messing around with guac recipes for decades but the most important thing with any recipe is to make it the way it the way you like it. 😁
OMG I love your alien stories they make me laugh hard at work when i need it the most I hope to see a story of Why you don't wake up a Human from it's nap time the consequences are dire lol XD I can't stop laughing.
so wait galactic date 3279.4.... so 300 cycles is meant to sound like a long time or maybe days... as if a cycle was anything like earth year 300 cycles would be over 100,000 days.. i just hate this A.I. shit that has no actual continuity
when you know what avacado actually means and guacamole is just a worse version it. ill just leave this to google "origin of the word avocado" (or use guacamole)
Great story! Show of strength without firing a shot, brilliant! Four thumbs up 👍👍👍👍
"weapons grade guacamole" would be a decent band name, but "emotional support alligator" would be great...if its not already in use
Idk about alligator, but guapo is my emotional support crocodile 😂
David Tennant would be a good fit to play the earth diplomatic ambassador.
All he has to do is channel a little crowly mixed with the doctor
"Honk if you love tentacles" is crazy. 4:57
“Speak quietly and carry a big stick” energy
Thanks for posting this story! I kept chuckling all through it. 😂
fun story, very inventive and not a chen in sight
Absolutely brilliant. Laughing right through. Well narrated and well done.
The emotional support alligator got me
Bless their hearts. LOL you got to love that southern us insult.
Beware of the anger of a quiet man. I once heard a man quietly tell a jerk to back off before he had his teeth for lunch. The jerk thought it was funny and lost several teeth in a one punch fight.
Best HFY story in the last couple of months. Grats.
Who would like to see a chain of Pizza Planet out there? Tacos rule but Pizza reigns supreme.
All hail the mighty mozarella!
This is hilarious. Greatly appreciated.
This is a good one.
Funny and totally entertaining. Great story.
Great story!
Charming tale. Had a laugh. Thanks.
Still have the buy 1 box of space tacos and get the second for 1/2 price? 30 minute delivery to Alpha Centuri, sub x-216?
Sold, 15 units of ultanium wine for trade
Wow! Humans really like to mess with your head.
I had a good laugh with "Bless their hearts they're trying their best."
Stellar!!! 🤟
Emotional support Alligator!!! 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣...😂👍🖤
this is really funny thanks for the story
absolutely brilliant!
Very entertaining, however one small problem, guacamole should enhance the flavor of avocados, and not be over powered by the other ingredients. 🥑 In my humble opinion the key to great guacamole is the KISS principal. Great story 🙂
Note: I've been messing around with guac recipes for decades but the most important thing with any recipe is to make it the way it the way you like it. 😁
OMG I love your alien stories they make me laugh hard at work when i need it the most I hope to see a story of Why you don't wake up a Human from it's nap time the consequences are dire lol XD I can't stop laughing.
The strongest don't need to make a big production of it. If you are confident of your strength, you don't need a display.
Nice
Are we going to talk about how this is just Doctor Who fan fiction?
Why does Jack remind me of Ryan Reynolds? 😂
Loved this, who wrote it? The humor reminds me some of Mything link and Phules Company.
Wait till you try tequila... This guy is a party animal killing machine I'm guessing..lol
Lovely. ☺️. Be careful of our pets (extremely loyal to us usually) and sports equipment which can ALWAYS double as personal military grade weapons. 😉
"weapons grade guacamole" 🤣
Pretty cool 😊
I've set my video play to auto and this is the third story in a row with the mention of 'sweet home alabama'. 😂
Kinda silly, but also kinda fun!
Never judge a book by its cover.
I liked it at first, but as usual it got super repetitive.
Lol 😂
Funny
Er, this story does not match the title which is a shame. I hope I do get to learn about 'Australia 2.0' soon.
so wait galactic date 3279.4.... so 300 cycles is meant to sound like a long time or maybe days... as if a cycle was anything like earth year 300 cycles would be over 100,000 days.. i just hate this A.I. shit that has no actual continuity
This story is idiotic. Strength is exertion of ones will, not just being in touch with your feelings. So stupid.
another greaat story
when you know what avacado actually means and guacamole is just a worse version it. ill just leave this to google "origin of the word avocado" (or use guacamole)