Stellaris: The Impossible Run - Part 6 - I Have A Plan

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  • @jonleonard1555
    @jonleonard1555 5 років тому +326

    I think Jon's tombstone should say "I had a plan".

    • @lasse6435
      @lasse6435 5 років тому +2

      *quits game*

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 5 років тому +3

      Jon Leonard I vote for "Diddly Diddly Dee"

    • @Higbo1710
      @Higbo1710 5 років тому +11

      @@gargoyles9999 how about
      "Jon's famous plan:
      Step 1: perception -1
      Step 2: diddly diddly dee
      Step 3: a massive pile of money"

    • @jackgrant9762
      @jackgrant9762 4 роки тому +1

      “Those guys were dicks”

  • @francinemcloughlin6096
    @francinemcloughlin6096 5 років тому +138

    Jon-"I have a plan"
    Me-"WELP this series was fun while it lasted."

  • @louissimon2367
    @louissimon2367 5 років тому +336

    'I have a plan' is the most daunting title yet.

    • @dathaniel9403
      @dathaniel9403 5 років тому +4

      Why it isn't called "I'VE GOT A PLAN" is beyond me.

    • @RainingArtillery
      @RainingArtillery 5 років тому +6

      At least he hasn't got a solution... A final solution...

    • @gosportjamie
      @gosportjamie 5 років тому

      @@RainingArtillery That comes next. A final solution for himself...

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 5 років тому +6

      @@gosportjamie ah, I guess we're back on the WW2 Snivlet run here, huh?

    • @JhenMaster
      @JhenMaster 5 років тому

      Famous last words.

  • @Jenisis_Jo32
    @Jenisis_Jo32 5 років тому +103

    Jon went from scared, timid prey to cocky apex predator in a nanosecond.

  • @mbpoblet
    @mbpoblet 5 років тому +217

    Jon, turning Fen Habbanis into an ecumenopolis _will remove the spire_ and every other relic world feature, so you'd better be pretty damn well sure that's what you want to do, even if you've got a spare once you get rid of the dragon...

    • @crescentmethod
      @crescentmethod 5 років тому +22

      Hopefully he reads this before next part.

    • @RobBCactive
      @RobBCactive 3 роки тому +4

      Right, if he had known to stop excavating and colonise the rubricator relic world instead, there'd be a better case for passing on the Arcology perk.
      Fen Habbenis helps gear the economy up, so you have researched the high tech toys to spend massive amounts of alloys on.

  • @vcjuul9190
    @vcjuul9190 5 років тому +77

    Jon: I have a plan!
    Snivlets: Zarqlan have mercy on our souls...

  • @samuelcox9656
    @samuelcox9656 5 років тому +145

    Part 6 - I Have A Plan
    Part 7 - The Fall Of the Snivlets

  • @MadTurnip
    @MadTurnip 4 роки тому +18

    You know, Jon, since they know you in Paradox, they really should make a fun MATN easter egg. I'd vote for an excavation site, where the letters in a temple of a long-dead civilization spell "I have a plan".

  • @BellesBideos
    @BellesBideos 5 років тому +100

    Oh goodness, Jon has a plan. That's never a good thing.

  • @tejshah6083
    @tejshah6083 5 років тому +155

    A title of "I Have A Plan". Jon, are you trying to give your subscribers panic attacks, or does it come naturally for you?

  • @dextercritten6167
    @dextercritten6167 5 років тому +65

    JON FIX YOUR MOUSE AND NEW ROME IS A DESERT NOW. Also if you convert you relic worlds they lose their bonuses.

    • @roidesfoux
      @roidesfoux 5 років тому +10

      The only bonus you really lose from restoring a relic world is the 8 free researcher slots. The research bonus stays at +30%, and while you can't build the rare resource extraction buildings anymore, any that you've already built continue functioning.

    • @Savaris96
      @Savaris96 5 років тому

      @@roidesfoux are you sure about that?
      Im pretty sure that the stuff gets destroyed after upgrading

    • @roidesfoux
      @roidesfoux 5 років тому +2

      @@Savaris96 Turns out I was half right (the irrelevant half). I read online that they weren't destroyed, and then I tested it myself, and found that completing the restoration doesn't remove the buildings. However, I just tested it again now, and when I let the game keep running the buildings vanished at the start of the next month.

  • @momcilosavic
    @momcilosavic 5 років тому +23

    Jon: ''I have a plan''
    -snivlets running around the galaxy, scared shitless

  • @Xenotric
    @Xenotric 5 років тому +20

    The feeling of dread that runs down your spine when you hear jon utter the words "I have a plan"

  • @billysmith2166
    @billysmith2166 5 років тому +11

    I like how Jon's military is being greased up by a dead ailen's head

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry 5 років тому +20

    Take the Hulfassan Homeworld, that's 90 more pops, solving all empire problems.

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 5 років тому +8

    You know the saying: No plan survives contact with Jon's attention span.

  • @josephfutrell5619
    @josephfutrell5619 5 років тому +22

    Jon, you really need to pay attention and have your fleets docked at the starbase with a crew quarters. Otherwise you are paying a whole heck of a lot of maintenance. Remember green good, yellow and red bad.

  • @FuzzyNinjaful
    @FuzzyNinjaful 5 років тому +15

    Jon, I want to thank you for the lack of sleep I've gotten over the past week. I finally bit the bullet and bought Stellaris, and I've been loving it. I'm not very good at it, but I've enjoyed it nonetheless.

    • @welldeweye4233
      @welldeweye4233 5 років тому +2

      I'm not that good, but if you add me on steam we could play together sometime! my fiance's account has all but 1 DLC so I can host and you can enjoy parts of the game that aren't base game if interested (and if you don't have DLC) Steam name is PaintedKitten. (and if you have all of them, then I'd really be interested since I lack the relic DLC) :D

    • @pablorepetto2759
      @pablorepetto2759 4 роки тому +4

      Hi guys! I know this is old, and I'm kind of butting in, but I'm curious... did you guys end up playing together?

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 5 років тому +27

    Who wants to see Jon play as the 0-Index when this is all over?

  • @dallaslane6868
    @dallaslane6868 5 років тому +42

    Time to watch Jon get destroyed by the AI. Best time of the day

  • @PieMoe
    @PieMoe 5 років тому +3

    I can just imagine the romans in the generator district are war-scarred badasses in a remote power plant. The plant manager just breaking into an illegal armory as the mutants break news. "Our people fought off coordinated optimized death robots to survive, you think were gonna fall to a bunch of accidents?"

  • @ananonynoussauce7616
    @ananonynoussauce7616 5 років тому +19

    NOOOO!....not a plan! Anything but a plan! Goodbye sweet Snivlets.

  • @absentia6164
    @absentia6164 5 років тому +18

    I automatically read it as "I have a cunning plan my lord"

    • @daviddrouant2852
      @daviddrouant2852 5 років тому +3

      Baldrick,the amount of brain matter you have wouldn't cover a biscuit.

  • @7Tenchi
    @7Tenchi 5 років тому +6

    Habitats are really good but you have to build them over a world that gives you something like if you build over a planet giving you research you unlock a new module that is research focused, same with minerals and energy, unfortunately not strategic resources, those just unlock the mining building like on habitable planets

  • @RobBCactive
    @RobBCactive 3 роки тому +2

    Actually fallen empires which capture many systems decay through decadence.
    This mechanic stops the FEs snow balling and being unbeatable in the long term.

  • @RinAldrin
    @RinAldrin 5 років тому +3

    I got this feeling that the pythorian scourge will pop in soon right next to Jon's corner of the galaxy and start nomming on the poor poor snivlets.

  • @DarkSnideoftheRainbow
    @DarkSnideoftheRainbow 5 років тому +2

    I like watching this series because whenever I think I'm a bad Stellaris player for making one mistake I remind myself that Jon consistently makes loads of mistakes and still somehow manages to keep his empire from collapsing in on it itself

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 5 років тому +3

    "Should they have the ruined ring world? No, that's nonsense, *I* should have the ruined ring world!"
    Perfect logic.

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 5 років тому +5

    You hear that Jon has a plan and you just know that it is going to be a great episode!

  • @dinisnascimento4929
    @dinisnascimento4929 5 років тому +6

    You always have a plan Jon

  • @honestylowkeye1171
    @honestylowkeye1171 5 років тому +10

    Next Sunday: Stellaris: The Impossible Run - Final Part - EVERYTHING IS FINE

    • @shotgunshells2
      @shotgunshells2 5 років тому +2

      Considering this is a survival run, I don't think he'd mark the final chapter as such.

    • @honestylowkeye1171
      @honestylowkeye1171 5 років тому

      @@shotgunshells2 t'was a joke

  • @suiri277
    @suiri277 5 років тому +33

    "Stellaris: The Impossible Run"
    Spawns in the friendliest universe ever.

    • @sympunny8636
      @sympunny8636 5 років тому +15

      i wouldn't say that, he spawned right next to two xenophobe empires and some hive minds which he can't put down any corporate offices on, at the start of the run, barely anyone liked him even with the +20 from fanatic xenophile

    • @suiri277
      @suiri277 5 років тому +2

      @@sympunny8636 true. But how many wars has been declared against him?

    • @j2dragon109
      @j2dragon109 4 роки тому +6

      @@suiri277 That's more indicative of stellaris ai being kinda wonky though.

  • @honestylowkeye1171
    @honestylowkeye1171 5 років тому +17

    I know you really want that Gaia world up there, but don't you think you might just be ready to deal with Shard by now? Getting the Rubicon AND the relic world sounds like it would be extremely profitable

    • @pablorepetto2759
      @pablorepetto2759 4 роки тому +3

      Getting the Rubicon... I think you are thinking about a different playthrough, he hasn't yet proclaimed "I _am_ the Senate!"

  • @joshgagnier3988
    @joshgagnier3988 5 років тому +3

    has he ever looked at trade piracy?
    im pretty sure like 90% of his trade is being snatched out from under his nose...

  • @FreeOfFantasy
    @FreeOfFantasy 5 років тому +2

    With how cheap minerals and food is you should shift as much as you can to trade and energy and just buy what you need. As long as minerals are below 1 and food is below 0.66 a technician is strictly better then a farmer or a miner. Look into settling all the planets in you zone of influence. If you don't build massive amounts of districts you don't fill you will not have sprawl. Every planet gets you more pop growth.

  • @jameswilley6722
    @jameswilley6722 5 років тому +3

    All glory to Zarqlan, blessing and peace be upon him!

  • @adenomajohnson698
    @adenomajohnson698 5 років тому +4

    MATN: All your branch office are belong to us.

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 років тому +3

    I read, “I have a plan,” and my train of thought went about:
    No he doesn’t. Wait, dear God, it’s be worse if does!

  • @certifiedcoolguy583
    @certifiedcoolguy583 5 років тому +1

    i like to think that while traveling through snivlet space, the commanders of the vrinn fleet made a pit stop to visit the head of zarqlan, with halo music in the background

  • @JackdotC
    @JackdotC 5 років тому +4

    Somehow I feel the addition of a galactic trade network is actually worse for johns economy, since he always seems to be running out of something and starving

  • @Sheeshening
    @Sheeshening 5 років тому +5

    Your plan should have been to just completely trash the Hulfasans with the Zarqlan pilgrims. You kinda just sat there watching your friends get shredded while having overwhelming forces sitting around.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 років тому +1

      Heck, he should have taken that homeworld.

    • @Ledrang
      @Ledrang 5 років тому +2

      Sheesh This is something Jon does all the time, he invites allies into wars and just ignores them even though he could easily go and help them.

    • @Idazmi7
      @Idazmi7 5 років тому +2

      @@Ledrang
      I was thinking the same thing the whole time: he could have easily assisted his allies, laid down more claims, taken more planets... he's just _too_ cautious and _too_ selfish to be fighting big wars with numerous allies.

  • @timeenoughatlast3368
    @timeenoughatlast3368 5 років тому +2

    Imagine if you were just playing a normal game of stellaris. You'd have ended the galixy by now with the insane gifts you have

  • @FluffyKedderang
    @FluffyKedderang 5 років тому +7

    Woohoo!!!
    At least Jon didn't ask us to hold his beer.

  • @MatthewBurns8
    @MatthewBurns8 5 років тому +7

    Famous last words

  • @johnfuller7278
    @johnfuller7278 5 років тому

    one on my favorite series as of late

  • @Sam-vg1kc
    @Sam-vg1kc 5 років тому +1

    I hope it's time for the Snivlets to make new friends by force. ATTACK!

  • @gspalmer651
    @gspalmer651 5 років тому +5

    You know you could probably fix some of your energy problems if you built some Crew Quarters in the systems you have ships docked in, right?

  • @soulsearcher9620
    @soulsearcher9620 5 років тому +1

    I always have energy crisis. So energy grid is a must for me. Generators constantly. Every time.

  • @redbutton7802
    @redbutton7802 5 років тому +1

    In this episode of lets play german high command Italy gets introduced

  • @Jack-fh8yg
    @Jack-fh8yg 5 років тому +1

    Jon, please use the monthly trades!! You won’t crash the economy that way! It’s also much easier to make fine adjustments to what you need to buy/sell. When you make large sales or purchases, you can flood or short the market, respectively. That is why you have such drastic price fluctuations.

    • @fredhenry101
      @fredhenry101 5 років тому

      The thing is he is currently just about the only one in the market due to just how much advantage every other empire has to production. As we saw in the Megacorp playthrough, even monthly trades can flood and crash a market (can't remember if it was food or alloys or both, but he crashed the price of something) and once it's crashed, it'll take a while to recover. A single big sell every few years is safer at this point in time

  • @jidk6565
    @jidk6565 5 років тому +7

    Does this plan involve running and screaming while clicking all the buttons? If so, yay

  • @clockworkrex7914
    @clockworkrex7914 5 років тому +16

    Auto subtitles for us deaf people, please?

  • @shacklock01
    @shacklock01 5 років тому

    Evil pakara were wiped out, now they rule the Tabys man. Reaching for power again.

  • @samuelcox9656
    @samuelcox9656 5 років тому

    AAAAAAAAAaaa every day I check for a new episode, I love this series sm. I love it.

    • @riki4644
      @riki4644 5 років тому +1

      I think its every thursday and sunday.

  • @cubefish00
    @cubefish00 5 років тому

    That fallen empire who declared war on the 0 index first, they sure look like the messenger...

  • @AZ-jh3lt
    @AZ-jh3lt 5 років тому +4

    you should have taken more territory.

  • @hugmonger
    @hugmonger 5 років тому +1

    Jon have you militarized your economy yet? You produce almost no Consumer Goods but produce a huge amount of Alloys so its like perfect for you

  • @pizzapepperoni2249
    @pizzapepperoni2249 5 років тому +2

    Dutch: I HAVE A PLAN
    Jon: NO I HAVE A PLAN
    Dutch: NO! I H A V E A P L A N
    JON: YOU ARE WRONG! I HAVE A PLAN
    _It just goes on forever_

  • @noddler217
    @noddler217 5 років тому +8

    'I have a plan.'
    I really want to make a Blackadder comment, but it just sounds cruel in the comment section.

    • @robertmonroe6434
      @robertmonroe6434 5 років тому +1

      A plan so cunning you can put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

    • @Sheldezare
      @Sheldezare 5 років тому +1

      Sadly Jon's plan isn't cunning, nor does it involve turnips.

  • @whatskraken3886
    @whatskraken3886 5 років тому +1

    He literally said when the Romans were first coming that they were going to get eaten after a few years. And they got eaten..

  • @russellholmes3187
    @russellholmes3187 Рік тому

    Ha!! . . . . read through some comments. Funny. You and plans, man - with the faith-level of them you should run for President.

  • @rasser80
    @rasser80 5 років тому

    love this series, kinda makes me wanna spend abit of money and finally get megacorp dlc.

  • @starvr
    @starvr 5 років тому

    Oh! I love this game, spot the invisible cursor. And stellaris too. Lol

  • @VodGobo
    @VodGobo 5 років тому +4

    For the love of god please research coil guns, you’re on tech level one for mass drivers!

    • @Ledrang
      @Ledrang 5 років тому +1

      Bennett Buschell eh who needs better weapons when you have a severed head in a display case that gives you powerful fleets every 10 years.

    • @SilimSavertin
      @SilimSavertin 4 роки тому

      He isn't using kinetic weaponry.

  • @SuperSpitfire1999
    @SuperSpitfire1999 5 років тому +1

    Many a "I have a plan" true nerd

  • @BarbarianGod
    @BarbarianGod 5 років тому +1

    57:30 actually with a status quo, I think the defenders get a couple of systems off of your allies as well? And your allies don't get any of their claims met?
    Or will that depend on occupation and other variables?

  • @richiego1n
    @richiego1n 5 років тому

    Oh jon. Gentle bombardment never works that way.

  • @farshnuke
    @farshnuke 5 років тому

    Losing energy, tech comes up for more energy, Jon doesn't even mention it.

  • @ELETRIKDOG001
    @ELETRIKDOG001 5 років тому

    *piano starts playing*
    KONO JON GIOVANNA NIWA YUME GA ARU

  • @DarkPhoenixGaming92
    @DarkPhoenixGaming92 5 років тому +2

    Jon: I have a plan
    Me: Oh dear. This is not good.
    Press F to pay respects. 😉

  • @Kaarl_Mills
    @Kaarl_Mills 5 років тому

    I learned something the other day, you can survey a wormhole without a scientist on board

  • @LowbrowDeluxe
    @LowbrowDeluxe 5 років тому

    Xenophile FE's will sometimes go to war with genocidal empires, I think. The others don't pay attention to the genocidal modifier, but for Xenophile they'll go to war if it pushes them past their war opinion.

  • @stablish4314
    @stablish4314 5 років тому

    I swear there was a quote about plans and stuff.

  • @Desty38
    @Desty38 5 років тому

    Your rivalry with the Korinthiens was giving you a +50 relationship with the Spuxulac, and now that you've ended it you've lost this bonus, hence why they start gathering troups at the frontier again. I think you should've stayed rival with them, they wouldn't have dare to attack you with a Pathetic fleet I think

  • @LightOfZeon
    @LightOfZeon 5 років тому

    Minerals are dirt cheep.. Well, minerals are just fancy dirt.

  • @Ringlord7
    @Ringlord7 5 років тому

    In an ordinary Stellaris playthrough I'd say that Jon could totally win this. But this is "The Impossible Run" so Jon will probably die to a crisis or a Khan or a War in Heaven next time.

  • @randomstuff9005
    @randomstuff9005 5 років тому +1

    I DON'T HAVE A PLAN NOOONNOOO I REALLY HAVE A PLAN (STUFFS TEA AND COOKIES IN FACE) NUHAHAHAHAAMAHAHHA THSSII IS RAARLY GGOUUD RRGHT

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 5 років тому

    Dropping your rivalry with the Corinthians is what tanked the Spuxulac's opinion of you. =9[.]9=

  • @peteramaranth85
    @peteramaranth85 5 років тому

    he seams to be channeling dutch va der lin alot when he says i have a plan lol

  • @glitchwolf1384
    @glitchwolf1384 5 років тому +1

    I know I'm real late but seeing him constantly pass up on the Regen Hull and Amoeba strike craft hurts inside, like... they're right there and so much better than the stuff you're choosing to research, just grab themmmm...
    and yes I know he can't go back and change it and the series is already over but still, it hurts inside.

  • @soulsearcher9620
    @soulsearcher9620 5 років тому

    Minerals plentiful. Helps for trading 20-50 a month to someone for extra disposition. That's what I do anyway. I'm a very diplomacy oriented person. At least until the pacifist space otter megacorp decides to not be pacifist anymore then attack me. And I spend 100 years preparing to break their entire economy with the help of the cactus people, the stork crusaders and the robot friends.

  • @russellholmes3187
    @russellholmes3187 Рік тому

    ok, so . . . was that a plan that _worked?_ - - If so : dang. well done.

  • @librarianseth5572
    @librarianseth5572 5 років тому

    having read his dialogue, I actually respect the great khan. If he shows up, try and help the guy out, perhaps?

  • @tomdavies8233
    @tomdavies8233 5 років тому

    If they wake up, the episode title better be “Vrinn Guardians Leviosa”.

  • @ronaldmitchell1992
    @ronaldmitchell1992 5 років тому +1

    yay

  • @OmegaZero861
    @OmegaZero861 5 років тому

    I wonder, if the Spiritualist empire wakes up and there ships and tech become more advanced, will Jon's Pilgrim fleets become more advanced when he activates the head.

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 5 років тому

    Has anyone else noticed recently that it seems all empires over value food? It's possible I've had two runs in a row where everyone else has a food shortage. I just started a game with a big increase in advanced starts and I can get away with making everyone more or less happy by bribing them with food

  • @chrisplettuce
    @chrisplettuce 5 років тому

    Ive now started a drinking game. Every time he says.. soo.. YEAH. I drink. Hour videos.. im toast haha

  • @koganusan
    @koganusan 5 років тому

    I have a Plan? Famous last words

  • @TheLegend-rx7gn
    @TheLegend-rx7gn 5 років тому

    “Ludicrous bananas bonuses.” As opposed to regular banana bonuses.

  • @jacksonbermingham2168
    @jacksonbermingham2168 5 років тому

    should have claimed some more places and handed it over to the havachir people and built them up to fight under your control

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 5 років тому

    You should give the Roman's independece they have suffered too much...

  • @infernox1099
    @infernox1099 5 років тому

    Just finished watching the episode, but seeing half of all the comments commenting about the title of "I have a plan" goes to show how little faith people have in Jon's plans

  • @infernox1099
    @infernox1099 5 років тому

    I haven't even watched the video yet, but with a title such as "I have a plan" I am expecting things to go badly, like really bad.

    • @IxNJackBa
      @IxNJackBa 5 років тому

      So much for your comment about people having little faith

  • @russellholmes3187
    @russellholmes3187 Рік тому

    1:18:29 - what _is_ that system at N,N,NW? (apologies to those who know how to co-ordinate. I don't, but I do my best.)

  • @HouseQFU
    @HouseQFU 5 років тому

    It might not be a bug. One of those three probably had bad diplomatic relations with one of the other 2.

  • @OblivionOtaku
    @OblivionOtaku 5 років тому

    Oh boy, when I read the title I know it's time to prepare for the worst...

  • @shawngillogly6873
    @shawngillogly6873 5 років тому

    Is it bad that when I saw this title, I expected it to be, at best, the penultimate episode?

  • @luisflores5002
    @luisflores5002 5 років тому

    the great khan can use wormholes. get starholds on wormholes please

  • @Twistedcrescendo
    @Twistedcrescendo 5 років тому +1

    Immediate reaction to seeing the title: "Uh oh."