Famous Jesse quotes: "Ow, my spleen" "...East bumblefuck" "No, I have mono" "I could've gotten another head injury!" "That was from fan mail" "This is a job" "I've had girlfriends and..." "DAAAAADDDDDDD!!!"
31:55 did anyone catch when he said “something im really good at and melissa said acting? that was a big hint at the masterpiece of a series it was quite literally right under our noses jesse is just too good at what he creates
+bruyereboy then Jesse stares into the camera and at corn Proof that Jesse is cheating on Juliette with Corn and that's also why Jesse hasn't had sex with her
the series is almost over guys :( i just wanted 2 say i love u guys, i hope u accomplish all ur dreams, and remember, stay in drugs, and dont do school
Jesse, also, don't let nobody tell you to cut your hair because it's on your head not theirs. So, if you want your hair long, keep it long. Don't listen to these rude people who are probably jealous that they can't have beautiful hair such as yours. It's people that have cancer and can't grow their hair and, you can. Embrace your hair and love it. Forget the Haters or whatever people call them now a days...
Wow! can you believe mcjuggernuggets actually did film during Christmas but had a major freakout!?!?!?! He posted it but then deleted it right away! It must have been from embarrassment. But lucky for you we posted it on our channel!!
led the funniest part is when Jess ass Melissa what is something you would do with a baby if you were a criminal and he said molest it I almost died I know it's wrong but that was just hilarious it made my day
this Vlog was probably 1 of the funniest I've seen from Jesse. With the farting, taking shots at Melissa, Jesse eating the clay etc. This definitely has replay value
Cameron Hayden Nobody asked you about what you think. What's the matter? Butthurt that this is the truth of your idol? How about get a life little juggie.
Cameron Hayden You obviously do care about your idol juggie. Seems you came to comments like mine to care enough to defend him kid. Go back and play your cod.
Cameron Hayden Ohh...such language from a kid. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Now who's butthurt. Again kid go play your cod and wack off to your juggie idol.
Jesse: “Tastes… like… semen.” Corn: “ How do you know what that tastes like?” Oooooo, shoot! 😄 He just got him with that question that sounds like a gay joke.
Thanks for posting a new video, at 2:00am I have nothing else to do than sleep, and who does that xD.... But thanks, now I can watch this instead of looking at people burn hot Cheetos. You've helped me big time.
Jesse: “Tastes… like… semen.” Corn: “ How do you know what that tastes like?” Oooooo, shoot! 😄 He just got him with that question that sounds like a gay joke.
Jesse: Some thing you do to a baby?
Melissa: Molest it!
I died.
by Jt
+Tremaine Newton help me reach my goal of 80 subs
+Ahmad Rahman When was this???
+Kenyon Lovan Thanks
+Kenyon Lovan Cant find it. Do you have exact time?
Jesse: "Something you'd do to a baby if you were a criminal"
Aunt M: "Molest It."
- Aunt Melissa 2016.
2015*
@@Aydenteee 34:57 And Melissa’s the crazy one?! Who does that with clay?
I know she broke character there for a second
Famous Jesse quotes:
"Ow, my spleen"
"...East bumblefuck"
"No, I have mono"
"I could've gotten another head injury!"
"That was from fan mail"
"This is a job"
"I've had girlfriends and..."
"DAAAAADDDDDDD!!!"
"Stop filming!"
+LordoftheStrings0024 And much more funny shit XD
You forgot: "Are you kidding me?"
dad? DAD? DAAAAAAAD! HOLY SHit
Minor quotes: Why are you here Jeffery, Why is everyone ganging on me, This is your fault,
32:24
Jesse: "Something you would do to a little baby if you were a criminal"
Aunt Melissa: "Molest it!"
Jesse: "Jesus Christ..."
I gotta say...this was one of the most funniest vlogs Jesse has done
Exactly
+Linus Chin only because of aunt Melissa
+Linus Chin ikr
why start now.
Dc egg jiimju
You know Psycho Dad is tuning his car for maximum tailing.
+Mc Juggernaut For security
I was so waiting for psycho dads face to appear in the window.
lol
Why start now?
Oh god 😂😂😂
"Taste like semen"
"How would you know how that taste like?"
*awkward silence*
34:55
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
awe cute profile poc
+Guerrero _9 somewhere around 35:00
***** Nobody knows
Jesse - "Something i do really well"
Melissa - "Acting"
Confirmed.
4 years late. But this comment is underrated
Lol
He can't act anymore lol
@@trustnoone6465that makes no sense
to save you 50 minutes, here you go 34:56
😂 thanks bro
Lol jesse has a problem of putting things in his mouth
Lol ikr
Nigel Romo like corn
Wtf was he thinking...
Aunt Melissa would be a Hyena...
+Andres Bear 😂😂😂😂
Nooooo😭😭😭😂😂😂
+JSuave you wanna call the hyena? XD (856) 358-7235
Lol
LOL
31:55 did anyone catch when he said “something im really good at and melissa said acting? that was a big hint at the masterpiece of a series it was quite literally right under our noses jesse is just too good at what he creates
That was a really good catch!! Although I think Melissa accidentally said acting and he probably wanted to keep going with it
I love how he sniffs the polymer clay then just takes a mouthful out of it.
Lmao 🤣 that was funny
Aunt Melissa: "Are you sure you can handle three women?"
Jesse: "I've handled three women before"
I practically lost it!!!
No that was cringy
“Stop squirting that duck at me”😂😂😂😂
hahahahha "Molest it!"
What up namebran love ur vids
Omg
@@y4y0777 i remeeeember your comeeeent 😂😂
Jesse says it tastes like semen, lol.....Corn says how would you know silently.....
Kmsl😂😂😂
+Jadon Larry-Turner sucking on his corn cob
+bruyereboy On what part
sucking on his corn cob
+bruyereboy then Jesse stares into the camera and at corn
Proof that Jesse is cheating on Juliette with Corn and that's also why Jesse hasn't had sex with her
New unlocked Character: Aunt Jacckie
hahaha
she's been in other videos too
i just died
EB The YTP Master lol
+Nickolas Holder (Rideordie.13) hahaahaha funny
OH no he knows!
+Biggest Big Bang Fan 69 "gringo" smh
K
+Antonio Sanchez rip auntie
Jesse you can't win everything jeez
+Antonio Sanchez But would he really wanna go there, like i know he is a phychopath n all but she is worse
31:50
Jesse: Something that I do really well...
Aunt Melissa: Acting
+Kieron Matthews the acting is good bro
She's said that before, Jesse has done acting classes.
+Brutus Bongo for his UA-cam channel
+dohertyz yES YES YES! GOD DEEM!
Has anyone noticed corn is doing jesse's job lol.
+BossSauceGaming For security reasons.
For security reasons.
For security reasons
For security reasons.
For security reasons.
Next vid: *Psycho Dad Destroys Aunt Melissa's House With RPG-7*
Can't wait!
I can't hardly wait!
Haha
Next vid: Pyscho dad puts tracker on Jesse!
+Who Am I? More like a APC like in the vid of fps russia xd
the series is almost over guys :( i just wanted 2 say i love u guys, i hope u accomplish all ur dreams, and remember, stay in drugs, and dont do school
ty
End of the year spectacular? Psycho dad murders family and burns house. Just you wait
+devilsgardianangel and the Miata is his getaway vehicle don't forget
It's the end of the season relax.
+Almighty Loaf
ok ty
"Molest it" bruh😂😂😂
I know 😂. That was the best part.
That game should of said, juggies allowed.
I laughed my ass off I was thinking the same thing as her
"Jesus Christ...no NO!" I fuckin' died at that part! So funny! 😅😅
Plus when she said "A Wine" to get hyped....😂😂😂😂.
since the psycho Series has revealed it's funny to see Jesse eat Play-Doh again
That's not play doh you dumbass. It's clay. Does it say Play-Doh on the container? No.
*****
- _ -
Jesse is crazy in this video so he farted twice and ate play dough
+James Wojtowicz i laughed way too hard at that omg
When did he eat it
34:45 is when he eats the play dough
and has to explain how he knows what semen tastes like
Said he has handled three girls before
Jesse: "God this play dough looks so good." -Takes Bite-
lmao
Lol. Jesse : '' looks like ice cream ''.
+Ghoststealthgaming Its actually his spleen.
+Rhiannon Esmond I fucking died XD
If Jesse's dad was smart he'd just watch the vlogs
* if these were real
if these were real*
We film buffs call it a plot hole
+Cameron Davis they are
He doesn't know how to use the computer like that.
Aunt melisa: it's a cute little thing jesse: what is it melisa: what do you think it is jesse: snowman I died laughing 😁❤
I felt like telling Melissa its not that little of a thing...just saying. lol
I know why Jesse can't show Jeff's parents on video; they don't have any more actors.
Original joke
he actually couldn't afford to pay extra for new actors
Ur profile pic is 32/10
Yeah, ok, moving out. Next month. Alright. I totally believe that.
The psycho series has 2 episodes left
we will see
It's bullshit
+The legend of a gamer he'll move out but the phycho divorce allows more drama so he doesn't need ot be in the house ingenious
@@unclegeorge9000you thought😂 more like 100 episodes left
23:07- 23:21 The look on Aunt Melissa's face when Jesse won the round. HILARIOUS! She like thinking and shaking her head "Screw that punk!"
J-"something you drink in the morning "....
AM-"wine!"
dang that lady has issues
"Tastes like semen""How do you know what that tastes like?!?"*Awkward look and silence* THEY KNOW.!
Who’s here after hearing about aunt jackie rip🙏🏾
Lol uncle George looks like Humpty Dumpty
Good one lol made me laugh :)
72/10 best comeback of 2019
+BO$$ MONEY Pickleboy looks more like Humpty Dumpty than Uncle George.
+EB The YTP Master Your mom looks more like humpty dumpy
Well true
"Something you would do to a little baby if you were a criminal." "Molest it." "Jesus Christ no!"
34:34 "I've handled three women before" XD
Yeah, halo games, cod games, and Mario games
+Sting :D for security
I wanna see more Larry v melissa
No Jeffry and melissa
For security
so do i
+Isaac Ramirez haha
+Evan Maas stop with the for security bullshit u little five year old get off UA-cam and go watch Thomas the fucking tank engine
Jesse, also, don't let nobody tell you to cut your hair because it's on your head not theirs. So, if you want your hair long, keep it long. Don't listen to these rude people who are probably jealous that they can't have beautiful hair such as yours. It's people that have cancer and can't grow their hair and, you can. Embrace your hair and love it. Forget the Haters or whatever people call them now a days...
I agree with you Alfred Lindsey
Amber Cantrell Thank you! I hope you have a wonderful Happy New years.
Makoto Nagano You must be a Hater to take time to write out something negative.
goldenslugsmane Your opinion.
goldenslugsmane Also, I'm not your bro. I don't know you like that.
I freakin love Melissa, shes halarious and right most of the time about Jesse's character. I love how wild those witches are!! LOL
I still remember when Jesse was talking about his 16 minute vlogs being long. Now they're all 30min average.
This one is fifty
Cody King Exactly.
They get paid by how long they keep people on
+loutruckman69 Only if they put several ads all the way through. They do not get paid by how long the videos are.
He makes them longer for Ad revenue, the longer the more money, Jesse is smart very smart.
you need to be nicer to aunt Melissa jesse
+SuperKrisDaMan why don't you tell her that your self :P (856) 358-7235 here's her number ^3^
How did you find her phone number?
Bruh
+SuperKrisDaMan totally agree, it was funny the first time. . but she tries, and now him being mean just makes me cringe. . lmao
maybe she should be nicer back. If she isn't why should she get it back?
Wow! can you believe mcjuggernuggets actually did film during Christmas but had a major freakout!?!?!?! He posted it but then deleted it right away! It must have been from embarrassment. But lucky for you we posted it on our channel!!
I know it’s 7 years old, but never use gods name in a swear word ever, fear the lord.
6:36 "it wont fit in the hole"
+Ben Cool 6:33
+Ben Cool 29:03 :'D
Ain't Melissa treat Jesse better
OMG LOL PSKO AUNT
led the funniest part is when Jess ass Melissa what is something you would do with a baby if you were a criminal and he said molest it I almost died I know it's wrong but that was just hilarious it made my day
I'm 100% sure a hell of a lot of people record Nintendo with no copyright issues
You got that right.
But this kid doesn't want to risk his ad revenue money.
+ATGoeldner And I'm 100% sure channels with 2million subs don't do it.
Dashie does it, not sure if he has any issues with it though.
I thought that you could record Nintendo videos as long as you have them some of the revenue
Melissa's face when she get's roasted by Jesse is hilarious xD
Rest In Peace Jackie
Complains about his mom's drinking habits but buys her a box of liquor for Christmas. =3
did you really have to use "=3" you made me fucking cringe
+epicrandom1000 ==✊==3 he forgot to put this.
+epicrandom1000 same
Box of wine*
can u guys stop hating this is entertaining and if u hate this why did u even click on this video
+RandomVideos “x” MLG so true
+CHROMEvsSTEEL then don't watch this but for me this is entertaining everyone has their own opinion
+CHROMEvsSTEEL if I don't like his content the watch someone else
+CookiePlayzYT that makes a whole lot of sense
+Aika Tenkuu it's time to block out the hates
50 min vid WTF this should be a TV show
It is
Wait it is a tv show 😂😂😂
Yes
It is a TV Show homey 😭
tv shows run for 30mins on average
I'm here for Aunt Jackie may she truly rest in peace XOXO
this Vlog was probably 1 of the funniest I've seen from Jesse. With the farting, taking shots at Melissa, Jesse eating the clay etc. This definitely has replay value
Isn't Mario ages 5 and up?
3
Mario will be for everyone
+Gio Cin It's Rated E for everyone dude. Mario is a classic.
+Gio Cin actually its literally every one he is now rated e on basically everything that is not made to be inappropriate or violent or whatever else
+Gio Cin Yeah? I don't see what the problem is
am i the only one that laughs when jesse makes those mean jokes to arnt melissa
Naah, but some are pretty bad though
I can't stop laughing it's hilarious
Yes your the only one that laughs
I laugh everything will time
No
Aunt Melissa is really drunk. " Apple to Apples is more your age. It's for people 12+" -Aunt Drunklisa 2015.
Yeah but it is an amazing game I remember when I used to play that in grade 5
yeah, those were good memories
but aunt Melissa needs alchoholics anonymous
Jackson Edwards da fuq is that??
+Vaheesan Ketheeswaran rehab for people who drink too much
Omg I was Laughing so hard I started crying when he ate the playdoe😂😂
Jesse calling them kids and yet he wants to play connect four? Jesse grow up. And stop talking to your elders like children. You are a child.
+Cameron Hayden I asked him what he thought
Cameron Hayden Nobody asked you about what you think. What's the matter? Butthurt that this is the truth of your idol? How about get a life little juggie.
Cameron Hayden You obviously do care about your idol juggie. Seems you came to comments like mine to care enough to defend him kid. Go back and play your cod.
Cameron Hayden Ohh...such language from a kid. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Now who's butthurt. Again kid go play your cod and wack off to your juggie idol.
Cameron Hayden Only kids like yourself will use language like yours. Again kid you need a life. Seriously.
Psycho kid eats play doh pranks 2015 pranks gone wrong in the hood
(GONE SEXUAL!!)
+McbamfFilms (Got ARRESTED)
(BEST PRANK)
(GOT KILLED!!) (GONE WILD)
+MYNAMEISYANAN (Gone Wrong)
Melissa: *literally ecstatic over a children’s game*
Also Melissa when Jesse gloats about winning Mancala: “So immature.”
I really like the long videos :) do more plz
+Jeffrey Lockhart ikr
YES
Video? Or u mean movie
I lost my shit when he ate the clay :)
Omg same xD
I. Died and I'm still dying
ikr😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😿😿😿
+Chris Mclaughlin same
he dug into it like it was a spleen he bought from a Mexican because he wanted to go to Israel but ended at the mexican border
PSYCHO VIDYA TOMMORROW
Video *
Melissa is a bad influence on everyone around her.
Holy shit im early lemme think of a joke
Jesse's channel
BOOO!
ROASTED!!!
Everytime someone says, "For Security," a ferret dies
K
for security
Stay in drug don't do school
for security. I didn't put a capital on "for"
+Blake For Security
Did you understand the reference between 31:49 and 31:55? The thing I do really well.... acting.
Lol i was just gonna point that out
Ik. I was gonna say something about that too
Omar V. AN EASTER EGG
Omar V. I
Omg she even says “acting”! I never noticed that
I hope you guys had a good time!
well almost an hour.... better grab my popcorn and soda
right lol. im grabbin some left over pizza
ass
***** hi gabe
No ur foot cream 101 skrub
JESSE FUCKING EATS PLAYDOUGH WTF
Aunt Melissa is actually Jesses mother
Is there proof
Lmao
Omg I just realized
+Tarkyn Hope look at the hair
His Dad had blonde hair
More fillers than Naruto Shippuden
Lol nothing can touch naruto king of the fillers
Naruto is the king of everything
Yeah it's still fun to watch
+Ben Sutherland yeah it is
fun fact: There has been only 8 actual non filler episodes in naruto of 2015.
I lost it when he ate the clay. I'm still laughing so hard i'm crying.
1:57 AM in Chicago Illinois and I get a upload notification...I then saw it was juggie...
I live in Chicago too XD
7pm Australia
yeah me 2 I'm in Chicago 2:25 am right now and watching a 40 min long video
I'm in Chicago too
+James Arvanitakis 7:57 here in victoria.
A long vid and its 3:00am
perfect
+Jaclyn Bommarito i gotta wake up at 8:00 am i was about 2 go 2 sleep then i saw dis
It's only 1 for me
It's 12:03 am right now where I Am which is Oregon USA
i live in central new jersey and right now its 3:07
Jessica raged quit lol
No he didn't, they were being annoying......
+Jennifer Todd Oh never mind.
5:11 if it was a sitcom, this is the part where he breaks the fourth wall and the audience laugh 😂
Jesse: “Tastes… like… semen.”
Corn: “ How do you know what that tastes like?”
Oooooo, shoot! 😄 He just got him with that question that sounds like a gay joke.
23:05
WHY DID YOU EAT THE PLAY-DOUGH
For security
+Steven C FOR SECURITY :D
He missed his favorite preschool snack
+Steven C grow up dude no one is laughing
+Steven C that's getting kind of old
I laugh so hard when Jessica said "my spleen hurts" while he is trying to pull out connect 4.
13:45
😂😂😂corn and jessie getting steamy in the bathroom😂😂😂
I understand the title because of the 3 witches of Cawdor from Macbeth
Jesse's dad said screw the Eagles and put on a Packers jersey lol
Who was the player cause I don't know who 15 is
+PancakeDude86 and we got blown out
Probably a custom jersey and yeah i saw i guest You Didn't Like That! Lol sorry jk
+Kamal Porter it's fine chips on his way outta here
lol 😂😂
if aunt mellisa was an animal, she would be a female dog.
Bitch*
For Security
***** i'd be dead if i was that
Thanks for posting a new video, at 2:00am I have nothing else to do than sleep, and who does that xD.... But thanks, now I can watch this instead of looking at people burn hot Cheetos. You've helped me big time.
me
much same
OMG the clay part killed me! How did I miss that when this video was new?? 😂😂
When your DAD said Where you going aunt Melissa's You should of had dramtic music like DUN DUN DDUUNN!!!!!!
Melissa is my spirit animal
Was anyone else waiting for psycho dad to pop up in the window outside. Peeking in. Lmao.
Aunt jackie rip 1961 2024
When he ate the cay I couldn't stop laughing.
Clay*
at this moment jesse knew he f....ed up 17:17
???!??!
I get it
How
+Prime Time 325 finnaly somebody gets it
Bro wtf it's like 2:50 AM...who you think is still awake lol
Yea for real
+SJM Podcast You?
U obviously
Calm your shit, virgins.
Because people live in different time zones, I live in BC Canada it's currently 11:56
Just watching them scream and triumph after Melissa spelled out "Pumpernickel" backwards was hilarious! 😂
HOW DOES JESSE TELEPORT FROM HIS DRIVE WAY TO MELLISAS HOUSE
With the magic of "editing"
A car
How old r u
+Landon Townsend You're just as special as the first guy.
For security.
30:53 XD IM DED
33:09 stop squirting that duck at me XD
34:55 lmao saw him going for it XD
Babee Geesus why did he do it ? 😂
oh my gosh mom + aunt melissa + aunt jacky = most annoying group i've ever seen
+Mia Robertson that is why some people need to slack on the alcohol :P
+Minecraft Studio TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!!!!! OOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!
Ikr
14:37 Jesse to Aunt Melissa: "ummm, i think you would be...oh, we already know what you'd be, you'd be a dodo bird" HAHAHA ACCURATE.
I like how his own mom dosent defend him
It's all staged like wwe lol
OML corn is forever my fav.
Jesse: playdoh takes like semen
Corn: how would you know?
Jesse: *stares at him like wtf*
The cards against humanity game is like, the epitome of "everything is funny until you experience it."
Jesse: “Tastes… like… semen.”
Corn: “ How do you know what that tastes like?”
Oooooo, shoot! 😄 He just got him with that question that sounds like a gay joke.
Again... Calling aunt Melissa a dodo bird is priceless 😂