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There are two species of Man o' War and they are very similar to each other, both have the same deeply bizarre structure of being composed of four "Zooids" which are basically animals that live in a bound life cycle with other animals. Way beyond commensalism or symbiosis, these organisms go through their entire life cycles together and are never apart from one another. They are, in essence an animal made of animals.
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Very impervious
Please don't disable the crash course comment section after 48 hours.
Hey Hank, thanks for your videos, they helped.
But they make a mean paella.
One of the definitions of "Monster" in the middle ages and Renaissance was "Creature made of different animal parts stuck together" (like horses with eagle wings, or women with fish tails, or a man with a bull's head). So a Portuguese Man-O-War is a literal monster. Remember that the next time someone tries to tell you that monsters aren't real.
Hank, every few months: hmm, I don’t have enough UA-cam channels I’m a part of...
Charles Levine journey to the microcosmos
mem reflect that’s Hank Green for you, I guess😅😂
I thought this was a pretty complete list but then I remembered PBS Eons 😂
Ammelanoleuca tbh I don’t think there can ever be a definitive list of the UA-cam channels and podcasts that Hank and John have made... they just keep coming😂😂
Hanna Resnick and they don’t stop coming
It's like the oceanic version of 4 raccoons in a trenchcoat. Nature is weird!
"Four animals" I see Hank was really trying to give the you guys in the pin club a real bang for your buck this last month.
Rather fitting that it's named after a ship, every ship needs a crew
Will that actually sounds very sweet, I’m...
Expect a rowboat
@@Atypical-Abbie A rowboat is a boat, not a ship
this is the most adorable take on it
@@seighartmercury Well aren't you a party pooper.
Hank: “A Portuguese man o’ war is not an animal.”
Me: It’s a plant?
Hank: “It is four animals.”
Me: 🤯
Is it even portuguese?
Haha yeah
@@beatrizgaspar6697 yes, looks like a ship.
wearing a trench coat
@@Dreamfounder 3 animals on top of each other wearing a trench coat, and the trench coat is also an animal
Green brother: *has a new interest*
Green brother: (to the tune of Secret Tunnel) BRAND NEW CHANNELLLL, BRAND NEW CHANNELLLLL
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ATLA memes have set sail on the winds of Netflix and travelled far and wide across our web-spaces and planted their flags where they had never been seen before and taken hold of the consciousness and will of everyone they encounter and utilised the resources in these spaces to further fuel their spread and prosperity.... and this is the type of colonialism I’m here for! Leaves from the vine...
NOW ON UA-cam: BRAND NEW BRAND NEW BRAND NEW BRAND NEW CHANNELLLLLLLLLLLLyeah
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*Some people:* "I make UA-cam videos!"
*Hank Green:* "I make UA-cam channels."
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Catherine Green: AAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaa COME ON!!!
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I genuinely laughed out loud, which was needed today. Thank you for the laugh, stranger on the internet :)
I feel like there must be a recurring betting pool at his office on how long before Hank comes up with a new UA-cam channel.
Or project especially when he has time sensitive stuff to get done...😂
are the Green brothers the Disney of UA-cam???
Nerdfighteria could start one of those too
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He's becoming the next Simon Whistler.
“This is not how it’s supposed to work” “But” this sounds like a sentence I say daily at my job
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Do you work in IT?
Alice Lawrence the cable industry
Can someone please make a gif of this moment and then let us all know when it exists? I lack the skills but I feel like it'd be good
@@aalin5701 was wondering if it was IT or dev /devops lol
The Hank Green Man o' War: It looks like one project but it's actually four projects with an unknown amount of overlap
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Me, a Transformers fan: "Ah. Biological combiner. Makes sense."
Trying to imagine the pitch meeting for a transformer like this
"It's four transformers that combine into one"
"Oh so like they separate too and then they have their own themes?"
"No, they are physically connected and codependent. They cannot separate"
"So like...just one big robot?"
"No... Let's start over this one is the genitals"
@@pepperypeppers2755 This has "John Mulaney Back to the Future pitch meeting" energy
Clever! 👍
I LOVE the idea of this new channel!
@@pepperypeppers2755 Well, that last part worked in Revenge of the Fallen
“tentacular palpon” sounds like a Shakespearean insult and I intend to use it as such.
Haha
It also makes for a good band name and "that used to be my nickname in high school".
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Sounds like an insult lil brats who grow up in space would call each other 😂
@vlogbrothers @hankgreen THIS COMMENT! Err... that comment!
I feel like John and Hank just have a shared Google doc with the lyrics of All Star where they just highlight them off once they're taken. Otherwise I don't know how they keep track! But I love it regardless!!
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I wonder if they’ve reserved certain ones for the future, or if they’re just going with the flow one by one.
Though I'm fairly certain John has no idea what you're referring to.
I've done pretty much exactly that myself, though not a shared Google doc. I've just copied and pasted the lyrics onto a sticky note, and I'm highlighting the lyrics as they're used 😛
A nerdfighter has also made that, right? I saw it the other day
"Tentacular palpoons!" is going to be my new favorite interjection.
This sounds like the most pokemon-like animal ever, four organisms in one!
At.
Dracovish WISHES
The highest order of symbiosis. ;o)
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Yet, it also have a pretty weird name.
I never want these titles to end lol
But sadly, allstar only has so many lyrics.
Petition to make whoever terminates the pattern first (unless making a serious video, regarding John’s blm video) gets a punishment
These titles start coming and they shouldn't stop coming
Libby S The last punishment was almost a year ago! Time flies-
Long live the GUSH!
You could say this animal,
Breaks the Mold
slime molds aren't animals too!
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Hank: "They are common"
Me: "I've never seen this thing in my life"
Ever been to Portugal? Dey do be portugese doe🌽
Or not idk.
Do you spend a lot of time in the ocean?
They can be seen washed up on warm beaches. If you live in a cold place, you might not see them as much.
I'm from Florida, as are John and Hank, so I'd imagine that's where they saw them. It's pretty common for there to be so many that the water is off limits and there are dozens washed up on the shore.
@@birdlisa58 I'm Portuguese and I've never seen one! They're not Portuguese, but they're named after a Portuguese ship!
(Or maybe I just don't go to the beach that much 😂😂)
"I've been restricted by the format of vlogbrothers because there's a lot to say about these animals" - The second you finished that sentence, I was like 'this is going to become a new channel, or podcast or something'
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As soon as I heard this I said "awwwww yisssssssss" cuz I knew there was gonna be a new channel.
Tune in to Hank's hot new podcast, Animal Bones!
I arrived here after this became a channel...
Hank: I am so busy, let’s just do a little project for a limited time
Also Hank: I made a new channel!
And it makes me so happy
Hank: *produces/hosts/creates multiple youtube channels and companies*
Also Hank: I have time to make another one
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That is exactly what I thought when I saw his announcement.
I just wanna say I love you guys. You've helped me through some really difficult times and I'm so proud to be a nerdfighter!
I think no one was surprised by how this video ended
So Hank has started another project. I’m just glad he isn’t using his powers for evil, or we’d all be doomed
Hank: takes joy from a thing
Hank: ANOTHER NEW BUSINESS!
Stressed Hank creating a new kind of stress. Again? *Katherine staring into the middle distance*
"New tentacular palpons grow at the base of the original gastrozoids" - well put.
Words to remember
@@erberor8007 Like my mama always used to say.
oh THIS is what he was doing on that tiktok live!
Hank yesterday on the vidcon now stream: Yeah i guess i'm stressed out about everything going on
Hank today: NEW THINGS NEW THINGS I WANNA START NEW THINGS
Of course Hank took on an extra project. That’s on everyone’s 2020 bingo card.
Life is supposed to work in the way it works has the same energy as "it be like that sometimes" and I need it on a shirt
Anyone else say "dammit Hank" out loud when he said he was making it into a new channel? Just me? Cool.
I'm confused how just one of the animals is the gonads? How do the other animals reproduce?
scishow has a video on them/other siphonophores but I believe budding is involved for the non gonads
Thank you, Hank Green. "That's not how it's suppose to work, /but/ life is not suppose to work in the way that works" hit me deep on a Monday morning.
So the man o war sounds like a biological Voltron that eats you instead of saving you.
If you're a fish that is...
I was supposed to be at prom right now, but this is almost just as good !!
Break into the church and ring the bells
Life isn’t supposed to work in any particular way... very true. It just does. It works in the way it works.
"It is a thing that I love to do..." - You mean creating new UA-cam channels?
I feel like we need more people being that enthusiastic about things and bring theit knowlegde to people, creating new enthusiastic people in the world.
I just imagine 4 animals having a meeting about how they could all be better
I think jellyfish are aliens. Like daleks without their metal exoskeleton.
Hank solving his problem with adding ANOTHER youtube channel.... i’m dead.
"this is upsetting" is just a beautiful summation of 2020
Thank you Hank for keeping this little project going in this strange time! Having these little diversions is so helpful and so needed for small moments of decompression. What I appreciate most about how you and John have been doing things lately with Vlogbrothers (and the rest of your output) is the delicate balance between serious and fun. It’s obvious that you are thinking about it and figuring out how to navigate everything...NOT EASY!!...and I hope you know how much everyone in Nerdfighteria appreciates you and your voice(es) in our lives. Thanks, as always for all you guys do!! DFTBA!
When is someone going to organize an intervention for Hank's channel starting addiction?
If this is hank's addiction, I'm happy to be his parasocial codependent enabler.
Exactly what Hank needs, another thing to distract from the multitudes of responsibilities he already has... gotta love the hustle
That is NOT what I was expecting when you said "is not an animal." Also your commitment to this All Star title bit is strong considering something like "Manowars Are Actually FOUR ANIMALS" is a pretty compelling title.
These organisms perplexed me when I first took zoology in college.
The best explanation I have heard is that our cells and tissues are quite different, but collectively work together to make us a functioning organism.
This may be weird, but can you eat those? And do the different animals inside this one animal taste differently?
They are deadly. Do not attempt to eat.
caprafan :(
I don't know whether to be intimidated by, in awe of, or inspired by Hank and all of his endeavors. The man is a machine!
21 seconds ago, 1 dislike. I just have to ask who and why?
“It must’ve been a mistake” I keep telling myself to not get mad
Lol
That’s some very questionable decision makinng.
I hit by mistake, but changed it. Still 1 though.
Yay, I was right! And the investigation continues on the last 1
Hank really just loves adding more and more things to his plate, doesn't he? YOU DO SO MUCH, HANK!
"we should quit research and science so evolution stops" Trump's logic
Oh no, he didn´t!
To be fair, "eh, just questionable...questionable decision-making" is a decent explanation of most of my behavior.
Message to Hank: please don't disable the comment sections in crash course.
Yes please
I think part of that is UA-cam’s new feature that disables comments on videos for kids?
@@rjmayo yeah because toddlers watch videos about history or philosophy.
Hello! Crash Course explained why they are doing it, there is a message in their dash? UA-cam channel profile? Whatever that thing is called!
@@LadyMacbeth1564 Yes I know. But I think what they're planning to do is overkill. There only a few videos that have hateful comments. Not to mention that 99% of crash course viewers are really nice people that will probably prevent anyone from seeing those hateful comments anyway.
And generally the comment sections are really really fun to go through. Just look at some of the recent world history ones where john mentions that "we don't have a new Spanish flu" with all the viewers joking about how john predicted the future.
By silencing everyone you silence hateful people and awesome people. And in the case of Crash Course, they are decreasing more awesome than they are decreasing suck.
I'm so happy this isn't over! These videos have been some of my favorites this past year
HANK.
YOU DONT NEED ANOTHER CHANNEL; THIS IS AN INTERVENTION
in the words of the great John Green, put down the duckie hank, if you want a new channel you are going to have to put down the duckie.
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Katherine Green has entered the chat.
If this is Hanks dangerous addiction, you can call me codependent because I will support and enable this behavior until it kills both of us.
NO LET HIM TEACH US THINGS
Oh Hank. Once again, you seek to do ALL THE THINGS!
hank having too many projects is my favorite eternal trend on youtube
so excited for the new channel this has been such a fantastic series
TENTACULAR PALPONS!
My dad collects pins and I had a passing interest but Bizarre Beasts launched me into my own full on collection! SO STOKED you're continuing it!
It's so interesting to see the differences between the two vlogbrothers. I usually go to John for the deep discussions about philosophy and personhood, and I go to Hank for the funny and wacky facts about animals. Obviously theire's a lot of overlap and exception, but it seems like in general John is the deep brother and Hank is the goofy brother. Both very smart, both awesome, and both uniquely vlogbrothers!
HAAAAAANK ANOTHER PROJECT? I’m laughing so hard. You’re great and crazy and I’m glad you bring so much good to this platform. 💛
That: 'it's questionable, questionable decision making' actually kills me, i rewatched Hank saying this sentece many times😂
I'll just add this to the growing list of Hank references for next year's P4A then. *grabs scroll*
Hey now, nerdfighteria! Get in your self care, DFTBA. Hydrate, grab some snacks, take your meds and play! Bizzare Beasts sounds like gold, Rest and go subscribe, it won't get old.
All other symbiotic relationships I've learned about in nature: "Isn't great how we get along so well!"
Portuguese Man o' War: "Hold my beer."
Vlogbrothers drinking game, take a shot every time Hank says "So I made ANOTHER UA-cam CHANNEL!"
Yknow like 12 months ago when Hank said he was starting this, I very much expected that it would end with him starting yet another youtube channel. Very very on brand. I'm excited! These videos have all been lovely and interesting and joyful. Going to go subscribe to the new channel right now!
I have love, love, loved Bizarre Beasts and I'm SO THRILLED it's staying! Thank you!
I really like the vlogbrothers format for this, I like the informality, but regardless I am very glad to see this continue!
okay so I paused the video in between, and hank looked like a 4 year old cute kid..who is jumping out of excitement ..because..he is enjoying the existence of a selcouth-wonderful-organisms. XD..DFTBA!!!!!
You have crowned the year with the best creature! I have loved this series.
I love how excited Hank is! It's contagious. I am now also intrigued by these bizarre beasts 😂
Man I feel like slightly educated, cause as soon as he said "an animal that is not an animal" I mentally was like "Man o' war!" and I was right. Thank you SciShow.
Yes yes yes! I was hoping this series wouldn't end! Thank you!!
Just always another million-dollar idea from Hank. Very excited, glad to subscribe.
Watching Hank doing the research on his chaotic Tik Tok live makes this video even better
Hank: "It's not an animal!"
Me, having never heard of them before: "It's a plant."
Hank: "It's 4 animals!"
Me: "No."
Wait.... MORE BIZARRE BEASTS?!!!!! Yes!!!! I'm so here for this
I thought the point of this whole project was that it was temporally delimited but now it's just yet another wonderful endless Hank project. 😂 Good for the world, but will he be okay???
Hank while recording Dear Hank and John yesterday: I don't want any more projects on my plate.
Hank today: NEW CHANNEL!
Yes, I've already subscribed.
I'm studying to get a degree in biology, and one of the things my professor said that really stuck with me is this "For every rule in biology there is an exception." and this holds true throughout my studies. Weird animals, plants, fungi, bacteria, Archeans, and even viruses exist to defy every seemingly solid universal assumption we can make. Even aspects of life that seemingly must be absolute can be twisted a hundred different ways. That is just one of the reasons I love studying biology so much.
Oh wow, it has been a whole year?!
That is definitely an... four interesting animals I have not heard of before!
I had an idea for a tv show that was essentially Pacific Rim or Power Rangers, where a group of teens pilot a giant mech by "Matrix"ing into various body parts to fight as a cohesive unit against various Monsters of the week. The twist at the end was going to be that an alien race that suspiciously resembles Jellyfish have been staging the whole thing as an intergalactic TV show because their race can live forever and they're bored. But now I definitely need to make them Manowars (Menowar?) after this video.
How do you keep coming up with projects, Hank?
I'm exhausted just imagining I'm you.
New youtube channel is great but can we get one or more of the channels from the Complexly pilot program back as well please?
There is not a single universe in which this series didn't end with a new UA-cam channel. Time to subscribe, I guess!
Hank, how many youtube channels do you need??? But for real, off to subscribe because I really value your work and the content that you put out. Thank you for working so hard in the sectors of education and empathy.
As soon as you said new channel I said HECK yes out loud
Hank really can't go very long without making a new UA-cam Channel about cool science stuff
Hank the new ze Frank
I didn't know they were called that! In Australia, they're commonly referred to as blue bottles.
loved hanging out with you during the research stage on tiktok! felt so excited to know the animal of the month ahead of time ;)
Heck yeah! I live for weird animals.
And by that, I mean that I work at a great zoo, and it's my job to talk about all the weird and amazing things animals do.
Australian: OMG that's a blue bottle!!! Super common and a beach rite of passage to be stung by one.
Yet again hank has created an business out of a hobby. I am scared for the day that hank realises that creating businesses out of hobbies is basically his biggest hobby.
Oh the green brothers have discussed this on The Pod before so he's definitely aware! ;p
Because Hank didn't have enough projects :'D
Was surprised to see Hank... I was REALLY waiting to see John’s reaction for the Liverpool News... Maybe even see him dance with giddiness on camera maybe... Sorry Hank, your passion is acknowledged and loved too...
Hank can not help making more work for himself
Thank you Hank for the great video on these squishy lil murder fish