Help We Didn’t Flinch At Felching

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2023
  • William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner their mothers nipples are exposed.
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  • @The.leatherlungs
    @The.leatherlungs 10 місяців тому +37

    Jordan is the husband I dream of and William the best friend we all deserve!

  • @Charlottejames444
    @Charlottejames444 10 місяців тому +63

    Very random suggestion but William and Jordan should definitely go as each other for Halloween! Would love to see William in a t shirt, shacket and chain necklace, and Jordan in chinos and a quarter zip 😂

  • @sarahghdhban3835
    @sarahghdhban3835 10 місяців тому +9

    I worked the NTAs - Jordan your bbc pass is in our lost and found hun x 😂

  • @PDC-yb9qs
    @PDC-yb9qs 10 місяців тому +11

    I saw William today going into Harrod's. I didn't say hello as I wasn't sure of the etiquette when one addresses a queen of such stature

  • @Bessie66
    @Bessie66 10 місяців тому +20

    If it weren’t seeing you on loose women I wouldn’t of known who you were - now I’ve binged every podcast 😂😂😂

    • @Richard.Charles.S
      @Richard.Charles.S 10 місяців тому +5

      They were both terrific viewing. William was on top form with Denise😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @Jar736
      @Jar736 10 місяців тому +4

      Same!! Addicted 😂

  • @Richard.Charles.S
    @Richard.Charles.S 10 місяців тому +12

    I have becomes desensitized watching your show! 😂😂😂 I would have balked at many of the letters and items you discuss😂😂😂 Sending Love To You Both ❤️❤️❤️

  • @itsthepens
    @itsthepens 10 місяців тому +10

    Also William just said ‘you nicked it OFF Greg James’. Tut tut. He nicked it FROM Greg James.

  • @ajandthedogs
    @ajandthedogs 10 місяців тому +14

    Jordan is looking gorgeous today

    • @The.leatherlungs
      @The.leatherlungs 10 місяців тому

      He does everyday, he is beautiful

    • @Octobris
      @Octobris 10 місяців тому

      Both of them are dashing!

  • @jessicacox7554
    @jessicacox7554 10 місяців тому +7

    Regarding the last story, as someone who reads or has friends who read a number of romance/spicy books, just because his gf reads it does not necessarily mean she wants to try it, so he should probably assess that first 😂

    • @nephfey2605
      @nephfey2605 10 місяців тому

      I recently read about a woman would wants to engage sexually with a door.... how ever I don't not

  • @jamestheferret
    @jamestheferret 10 місяців тому +2

    Don't ever apologise for the "love bite" bit from Greg James! That's how I found this amazing podcast and I'm so happy I have

  • @georgia_mccx
    @georgia_mccx 10 місяців тому +4

    William was on form this episode 😂

  • @williamtan3049
    @williamtan3049 10 місяців тому +3

    NOT NIPPLE CONTACT 😭😭😭 Jordan just be making phrases up

  • @sheilaenglish9738
    @sheilaenglish9738 10 місяців тому +1

    William, you’re wrong on that one - keep Jordan’s Jolly Joke of the Week 😂

  • @lock0206
    @lock0206 10 місяців тому +4

    It really depends on where you are drinking. if you have a table and having drinks then shouldnt really be a problem leaving your drink there, especially with friends/family (decent ones anyway). if youre on your own drink is staying with me, if i put down and lose track of it. i will be getting another one.
    I am a 6'5 (16 stone 11) Male and my drink got spiked on boxing day a few years back while clubbing. worst experience of my life, i got rushed to hospital in an ambulance and put on oxygen as i was having convulsions.
    whatever i was spiked with put me on my back. if that does that to me what could it have done to someone who is alot smaller than me?
    even after everything which has happened, i would rather it happened to me than someone else with especially what some people may or may not do to them.
    So yes I agree with Jordan regarding taking there drinks to the toilet.

  • @itsthepens
    @itsthepens 10 місяців тому +10

    I heard ‘Ben’s got his new hips to camera’ as though he’d had a Brazilian butt lift and was gyrating at the camera

  • @cathe8282
    @cathe8282 10 місяців тому +2

    Jordan, don't fret. I've been reading since I was 3 (according to parents) but I still remember pronouncing Stephen with a "ph" as Step hen. We all have words. And I'll enjoy the book!

  • @Darceyab
    @Darceyab 10 місяців тому +2

    I use voice notes for when I need to tell a story in a stream of conscious way so the transcription is probably good for that

  • @Thathairdresserguy
    @Thathairdresserguy 10 місяців тому

    I live in Ilfracombe (UNFORTUNATELY LOL) and it makes me chuckle every time 🥰

  • @wj8054
    @wj8054 3 місяці тому +1

    William seems like a lovely, kind and considerate friend. I love Jordan and his ADHD tendencies, but, William is the friend you'd like to have. William is particular but, he also is very forgiving.

  • @wendyjohnston8105
    @wendyjohnston8105 10 місяців тому +2

    Love it lads you always brighten up my day 😊😊😊😊

  • @willasmith3303
    @willasmith3303 3 місяці тому

    Just Love them ❤

  • @benzoic5096
    @benzoic5096 8 місяців тому

    Do you need four candles or fork handles? 😂😂😂

  • @paulineoxley-vh5ww
    @paulineoxley-vh5ww 10 місяців тому

    Little borrower's 😂😂

  • @elizabethbarker5276
    @elizabethbarker5276 8 місяців тому

    I am a hearing person but I know sign language. In sign language culture, this new feature in the iPhone can support a difficulty they face in their culture. Just as we find it rude or distasteful to send messages with horrible spelling and grammar; the sign language community finds it equally distasteful in voice notes. This new feature will support the community. Thought I’d share the cultural reasons for this and that iPhone is also taking a hint from our lovely William to have appropriate cultural etiquette.

  • @jonbrighton
    @jonbrighton 10 місяців тому +4

    I’ve only just discovered these brilliant videos so I’m trying to catch up with them all.
    However, I have a question. What is the ratio of G to D in a G & D?

    • @cabozca
      @cabozca 10 місяців тому +6

      1 part G, 2 parts D

    • @Richard.Charles.S
      @Richard.Charles.S 10 місяців тому +2

      Or go mad and have 2 parts of each depending on the day or evening you have had or having 😂😂😂 🍸 Chin chin ❤️❤️❤️

  • @asthejayflies
    @asthejayflies 10 місяців тому

    Regarding the last story, one of you questioned whether the partner was permitted to peruse his paramour’s private porn - i went back to the start of the story and from the sound of it, the laptop crashed and he was making sure nothing on it was corrupted

  • @neon-kitty
    @neon-kitty 10 місяців тому +1

    I always find it quite amusing how strongly they react to some of this stuff xD. Clearly not desensitised enough yet.

  • @anne-marieturner6762
    @anne-marieturner6762 10 місяців тому

    The Jeffrey Dahmer comment cracked me up too xx

  • @michaeltull4613
    @michaeltull4613 6 місяців тому

    I mean it's y'all anyway. Lol

  • @eamonnbyrne5373
    @eamonnbyrne5373 3 місяці тому

    I think it's worse etiquette to return to your spiked drink and spend the next 12 hours in danger

  • @Scott_Miller
    @Scott_Miller 6 місяців тому

    In all fairness to the lady, I eat both burger and pizza with cutlery, hate my hands being greasy and I wash them too often as it is.

  • @geekwitchnails
    @geekwitchnails 10 місяців тому

    Wouldn't the point of a voice to text option be accessibility for people receiving the msg who are hard or hearing, deaf, or just not able to listen?

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 9 місяців тому

    ‘Don’t be disgusting’ …William’s approach to sex ‘ …says it all !!! …and that cackle …🤔🙄

  • @StinkyCatFarts
    @StinkyCatFarts 10 місяців тому

    I love a good feltching

  • @Gerry1of1
    @Gerry1of1 10 місяців тому +2

    Y'all {you all} sounds {tall, hall, mall} sounds nothing like Yule . You'll as in "you will" sounds like Yule. Perhaps this is just my California accent.

  • @andreasobuaculla9511
    @andreasobuaculla9511 9 місяців тому

    why bother felching,when you can get it straight from the tap!

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 10 місяців тому

    ITV …William 😳 ….would have thought BBC2or nothing 🤷🏼‍♂️😘

  • @pyroboi77
    @pyroboi77 10 місяців тому

    Just going to leave this here because you clearly missed it - REVERSE EJACULATION. The missing puzzle piece for that last letter. (I think I'd rather felch)

  • @kayleighcalcott85
    @kayleighcalcott85 10 місяців тому +1

    its part of the joke you nob 😂such a funny episode

  • @jamesduncan1907
    @jamesduncan1907 10 місяців тому

    What's up with the audio cracking ?

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 10 місяців тому

    I think you’ll find that it’s Ben that looks like his dad and not t’other way around …..again , just sayin …..🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 10 місяців тому

    For all the pretentious ‘airs and graces’ …that cackle tells me that Ms. H is as common as the rest of us …..just sayin…🤷🏼‍♂️😳🤣😱