WPE absolutely butchering the English language AGAIN.

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  • @greenpegatrix3773
    @greenpegatrix3773 2 роки тому +672

    70% Jake just failing, 10% Ellis having a stroke, 10% Alex just making noise, and 10% of who knows what they are trying to say.

    • @theheneral2318
      @theheneral2318 2 роки тому +15

      not to mention it takes them a few minutes to tell jake the difference between sitar and the actual weapon

    • @ChaosUnleashed265
      @ChaosUnleashed265 Рік тому +8

      You sure ellis is having a stroke and not a stronk?

    • @plet3
      @plet3 Рік тому +4

      That’s 110%?

    • @greenpegatrix3773
      @greenpegatrix3773 Рік тому +5

      @@plet3 70+10+10+10=100

  • @brickbro0561
    @brickbro0561 2 роки тому +549

    Never change WPE. Never change you magnificent failures.

    • @diooverheaven6561
      @diooverheaven6561 2 роки тому +11

      Living Failures ost starts playing

    • @shyalan2242
      @shyalan2242 2 роки тому +13

      If they changed that, hell would freeze over, the heavens would fall, and everything would cease to be.

    • @fletch2772
      @fletch2772 2 роки тому +12

      @@shyalan2242 so make sure Alex still has his lisp, Jake never learns how to talk, Cath never stops being Cath, Ellis has a precious metal club, and Gabby can't say purple burger alarm

    • @CactusPetePlayz
      @CactusPetePlayz 2 роки тому +4

      @@diooverheaven6561 DIO!

  • @ClashClash89
    @ClashClash89 2 роки тому +156

    that whole scimitar discussion at the end was a lost opportunity for a "ellis' precious metal club" essay on the fact that this sword was way closer to the khopesh of the Hettit empire. And that it was quickly adopted by the ancient egyptians...

    • @tippedwolf7066
      @tippedwolf7066 2 роки тому +6

      Thank you. I came looking for this, the sword In the end definedly looks like khopesh. Good To have culture People here.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 2 роки тому +4

      In spirit with this channel, allow me to berate you:
      "oOoOoOo I lOvE sWoRdS. i KnOw AlL aBoUt SwOrDs. LoOk HoW nErD i Am"
      Thanks for your attention.

    • @TheD3S3RT
      @TheD3S3RT 2 роки тому +3

      Could some one tell me what game that is with the sword discussion?

    • @malacaegaming6815
      @malacaegaming6815 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheD3S3RT that was one of the dlc's for the game dying light to be specific the hellraid dlc

  • @TheGoldNShadow
    @TheGoldNShadow 2 роки тому +287

    Achievement Unlocked: English Isn’t My First Language
    Description: Jonk up the English language many times, too many times to count.

    • @ketsuekikumori9145
      @ketsuekikumori9145 2 роки тому +12

      Alternative Title: We Do Not Approve!
      Alternative Description: Disappoint Queen Elizabeth by Jonking up the English language.

    • @TheGoldNShadow
      @TheGoldNShadow 2 роки тому +3

      @@ketsuekikumori9145 there should be multiple Jonking the English language achievements, haha!

    • @emeralddragon2980
      @emeralddragon2980 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheGoldNShadow Based on how many times you Jonk it up.

  • @renkohikawa7893
    @renkohikawa7893 2 роки тому +90

    This isn't butchering the English language this is just butchering speech in general.
    Still just as entertaining. I approve.

  • @AnnoyingNea
    @AnnoyingNea 2 роки тому +90

    How he tried to pronounce "Gesundheit" just went entirely past me. I literally didnt even realize that's what he tried to say until someone else corrected him
    Dear god
    Funny shit tho, 10/10

  • @joeltrekwars2162
    @joeltrekwars2162 2 роки тому +29

    1:20 I *love* Cath's indignant response. "WHAT?!"

    • @spiceweasel8966
      @spiceweasel8966 Рік тому +4

      For me it was 1:30
      But yeah her reaction was priceless.
      Like she about to indignantly ask
      "what kinda woman you take me for?!"

  • @Truth4None
    @Truth4None 2 роки тому +22

    3:44 I have a theory. While Jake is talking, his brain is farting, while his mouth is farting, his brain can think. It's like he has enough power for both, but only one can run at a time.

    • @jusjusgamer6736
      @jusjusgamer6736 7 місяців тому

      Now it begs the question if when he is actually farting, can his brain not think and his mouth not talk at the same time?

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 2 роки тому +14

    Jake The Ripper... of the English language.

  • @Wearyman
    @Wearyman 2 роки тому +44

    OMG, that attempting to roll different letters. I very nearly choked to death because of that. *Note to self, do NOT eat lunch while watching WPE videos. It is a health hazard*

  • @bluestorm749
    @bluestorm749 2 роки тому +26

    Ah yes, a Jonk mega cake with some Ellis, Cath and Alex sprinkles

  • @bradlawonn9042
    @bradlawonn9042 Рік тому +7

    This video is the perfect reason why I love my quote from years ago. "If we were half as smart, we wouldn't be half as funny."
    This is the reason why I keep watching this content. Keep up the great work.

  • @anotherbetaintheworld1746
    @anotherbetaintheworld1746 2 роки тому +27

    6:45 As a native Spanish speaker that was just... wow

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 2 роки тому +7

      Sounds like an average chilean if argentinian memes are to be trusted ( Its a joke to all chileans btw.)

  • @safebox36
    @safebox36 2 роки тому +27

    Fun fact: sheeps and fishes are acceptable plurals when referring to different species.

  • @oscan01
    @oscan01 Рік тому +4

    "Nipple is boom boom, Flat is smoke" Best quote ever xD

  • @mythcrafter412
    @mythcrafter412 2 роки тому +11

    Alex: "Please use phonetic alphabet"
    Me in a Scottish accent: "Butter...

  • @Siinory
    @Siinory 2 роки тому +37

    That French passage passage still amazes me just because it's actually a good pronounciation

    • @MyaMore-cb7zb
      @MyaMore-cb7zb 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr! He nailed it (for the bit we had)

    • @Nercylius
      @Nercylius Рік тому +4

      Ellis serais le meilleur en français

  • @LaydiNite
    @LaydiNite Рік тому +4

    I laughed so hard I started wheezing and tearing up, and I think my dad thinks I'm dying.

  • @Kosran
    @Kosran Рік тому +4

    As a French person, Eliis is actually doing pretty well , especially for those "R" that aren't easy for a non-native speaker .

  • @0b3r0ther
    @0b3r0ther Рік тому +6

    After re-seeing the episode, he wasn't that bad in french xD
    At least he hasn't misread the accents who sound different between é and è :P

  • @bbittercoffee
    @bbittercoffee 2 роки тому +3

    Alex rolling the i's made me laugh so hard I had to cover my mouth to not disturb the neighbours
    I haven't done that in quite a while oml

  • @kongking956
    @kongking956 2 роки тому +1

    dudes, your vids bring me back from the edge. you're all amazing.

  • @ThePhantomStinker
    @ThePhantomStinker 2 роки тому +2

    It's only called the Weebley when Cath has it.

  • @akantiia
    @akantiia 2 роки тому +6

    Ellis is the best wife 🤣

  • @calicoreal
    @calicoreal Рік тому +2

    I actually choked on my water so hard that I almost threw up at 5:46, thank you WPE

  • @midnightmatter2028
    @midnightmatter2028 2 роки тому +4

    ... I'm trying to figure out how Ellis thought a Kopesh was a Surtr.
    Especially since Surtr is a Fire Jötun in norse mythology. Not a sword.
    Worst part is, that technically makes Jake *slightly* more right than Ellis.

    • @aag2139
      @aag2139 3 місяці тому

      I was wondering if I was misremembering Surtr being a norse fire dude...

  • @robowolfgaming8775
    @robowolfgaming8775 2 роки тому +2

    5:46 Alex became a dolphin for a minute there 🤣

  • @thargs9184
    @thargs9184 2 роки тому +4

    If the 'surtur' is the weapon they show on screen.. Thats a fucking kopesh XD the ancient egypt sword. But just from the description. The surtur is a glaive. A polearms with a curved blade at the end of a stick

    • @tippedwolf7066
      @tippedwolf7066 2 роки тому +1

      I would guess that too. Good To have People here that know melee weapons.

    • @thargs9184
      @thargs9184 2 роки тому

      @@tippedwolf7066 likewise. But its a subject you take interest when you do rp, larp and have a great interest in anything around the middle age period

    • @tippedwolf7066
      @tippedwolf7066 2 роки тому

      @@thargs9184 I dont do rp or larp, but i have a Great interest In middle age period and before that.

  • @tirtoil955
    @tirtoil955 2 роки тому +10

    I'd like to point out that at 6:44 jake saying "espanol" is the most american I have ever heard him sound-

  • @Anonymous-ss1kg
    @Anonymous-ss1kg 2 роки тому +3

    They butched it so good that it also affected the other few languages they knew

  • @ttimetotroll
    @ttimetotroll Рік тому +2

    Soviet Womble level of editing godly smokes

  • @Anonymus-ih7yb
    @Anonymus-ih7yb 2 роки тому +1

    0:45 the word Jake wanted to say is Entschuldigung.

  • @vladthe_cat
    @vladthe_cat 7 місяців тому

    The dongely bit on a bell is called the clapper

  • @Velvex_Vancreed
    @Velvex_Vancreed 2 роки тому

    Why are the good ads the ones that disappear before I can get any information out of it

  • @UnrealNightcore
    @UnrealNightcore 2 роки тому +1

    You'll gotta remember that this all need to be subtitled.... God what an nightmare is that

  • @TMG_B
    @TMG_B 2 роки тому +2

    It could’ve been amazing if you added the video where Jake and Alex where playing Minecraft and were just speaking slurrish English to each other, then a creeper snuck up by them and Alex was yelling “Creepur! Creepur!” While Jake didn’t understand what he was saying about the warning

  • @cajunmariposa8304
    @cajunmariposa8304 2 роки тому +2

    As part Mexican, hearing them butcher every Spanish letter and syllable was just painful

  • @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257
    @honey-hunterslimefanno.3257 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing content, as usual.

  • @dragonsontv4412
    @dragonsontv4412 2 роки тому +1

    That battlecry was inspiring!

  • @stalmark7056
    @stalmark7056 2 роки тому +1

    Keep up the work

  • @TheTallOne890
    @TheTallOne890 2 роки тому +1

    What was alex talking about at the beginning did he help make the game?

  • @rubyamateurtactician4354
    @rubyamateurtactician4354 Рік тому

    What game is that first clip from? I can't figure it out

  • @Error404Skully
    @Error404Skully 2 роки тому

    anyone know what game the first clip is from?

  • @ironox8480
    @ironox8480 Рік тому +1

    Great, was having a discussion with a few friends and thanks to this vid I couldn't remember the actual name of the rifle we were looking at. All that kept going through my head was Ron Weebley....thanks.......thanks for that.

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen 2 роки тому

    "Smokey smokey flat boy, nipple nipple boom boom"
    Best nursery rhyme to date.

  • @asu-ha
    @asu-ha 2 роки тому +1

    1:24 and cath's sass right after that lmao "I was gonna say, *fuck you?!* "

  • @NotTheDuoLingo
    @NotTheDuoLingo 2 роки тому

    Where do yall stream at? I need to join and mock you xD

  • @ai-spacedestructor
    @ai-spacedestructor 2 роки тому

    erix must be the new WPE recruit

  • @XtreemAlan
    @XtreemAlan 2 роки тому

    Wait so the flat top of the Potato Masher we see in every game
    Is smoke?
    What?

  • @Ladypaaan
    @Ladypaaan 2 роки тому

    That spanish reading got me

  • @chadthundercack431
    @chadthundercack431 2 роки тому

    What's the game at 1:20?

  • @tatlxtael2303
    @tatlxtael2303 2 роки тому

    Makes me feel better about my dyslexic tendencies honestly, it’s hilarious being on this side of it

  • @TerrylBrownTheGaming-n7k
    @TerrylBrownTheGaming-n7k 4 дні тому

    2:18 Jake: No No No No No

  • @TerrylBrownTheGaming-n7k
    @TerrylBrownTheGaming-n7k 4 дні тому

    2:19 (Jake) No No No No No
    2:55 (Alex) Brain

  • @soulless_jake540
    @soulless_jake540 Рік тому

    5:46 Ellis crys mid battle

  • @cornmeal55
    @cornmeal55 2 роки тому

    That is dead island in the thumbnail right

  • @ulrich87
    @ulrich87 5 місяців тому

    Alt title: "Jonk having stronk"

  • @DaysofKnight
    @DaysofKnight Рік тому +1

    8:30 Perhaps it's like a Naginata instead? :D

  • @hypermagical_ultraomnipotence
    @hypermagical_ultraomnipotence 2 роки тому

    He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

  • @Sorikee
    @Sorikee 2 роки тому

    🤣, damnit now I've the hiccups. Ah sweet funny chaos

  • @GravaticBurst
    @GravaticBurst 2 роки тому +1

    U lot I'm home sick and your videos put a smile on face

  • @DemonDiah225
    @DemonDiah225 2 роки тому +1

    Butchering "English language" like 40 seconds In you butchered German too lol

  • @w0jtek
    @w0jtek 2 роки тому

    Why is no mans sky not on the list of games Jonk. I'm very confused about that.

  • @peste2574
    @peste2574 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the tip, youtube. Good to know they actually recommend good videos.

  • @commanderfoxyoogabooga
    @commanderfoxyoogabooga 2 роки тому

    Comedy gold, folks.

  • @alexbarker9904
    @alexbarker9904 2 роки тому

    That Spanish part was absolutely golden 😂😂😂

  • @lucionelven3774
    @lucionelven3774 2 роки тому

    Gabby's favorite Harry Potter character Ron Wheezly 🤌

  • @Electric_Bagpipes
    @Electric_Bagpipes 2 роки тому +1

    “Ron wheesley’s anime cousin” unfortunately has not been r34ed… _yet_

  • @gorefield9795
    @gorefield9795 Рік тому

    0:41 Ah yes, the English language.

  • @engiskar7895
    @engiskar7895 2 роки тому

    rolling I got me

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX Рік тому +1

    I actually had to have a look around for "sheeps" simply because we use the word "fishes" to refer to a set containing multiple sub-types of fish (as in varieties), and I have definitely heard people use the word "deers" in the same context, referring to both the white-tail and another variety (though this appears to be an American-English-only thing). I wonder why differing varieties in a single set are still referred to as "sheep"...and you are required to establish a construction to emphasize varieties (i.e. "...breeds of sheep"). I have an English degree and the inconsistencies of our language still occasionally astonish me.

  • @fedeelsusio2515
    @fedeelsusio2515 Рік тому +1

    I’m from spain so hears jake and alex read in that language it’s like be in Spain without the “s” (pain)

  • @Jkauppa
    @Jkauppa 2 роки тому

    zombies looking for their brons

  • @HesmiyuMC
    @HesmiyuMC 2 роки тому +1

    "Alice" and "Elix", Is Jonk trying to ship together Alex and Ellis? :P

  • @holyromanempire5880
    @holyromanempire5880 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: Napoleon is not a fun sized guy and was average for the time

  • @retrac9955
    @retrac9955 2 роки тому +1

    What! They're speaking english!?

  • @Vault_tec10
    @Vault_tec10 2 роки тому

    Good morning everyone hope y’all have a good day

  • @ArturMordgan
    @ArturMordgan 2 роки тому +1

    HEY build the new Lego dictionary and help WPE learn English

  • @lastcrystal5447
    @lastcrystal5447 Рік тому

    Fkin alex making me die here with his alphabet rolling

  • @connorjohnson8590
    @connorjohnson8590 Рік тому

    Womble is PAINFULLY British and I love it

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 2 роки тому

    8:20 -8:30 that was painful

  • @duskthewolf9884
    @duskthewolf9884 2 роки тому

    And just like that I have subscribed

  • @dtotheawesome8182
    @dtotheawesome8182 2 роки тому +1

    Idk I’m not British, but how they were saying bron and brawn sounded legit the exact same…

  • @gsestream
    @gsestream 2 місяці тому

    wpe being absolute language police again.

  • @michaellawhun5941
    @michaellawhun5941 2 роки тому

    1:59 is the only one I didn't get. Funner is a word

  • @spiceweasel8966
    @spiceweasel8966 Рік тому

    Surtr. Guitar. Sitair. Scimitar.
    None of those
    come even close to what was
    being described here.
    There is no "S" anywhere in it,
    let alone the beginning!
    It's called a Halberd, ya dingus!!

  • @adrikzayas3207
    @adrikzayas3207 2 роки тому +1

    I leave the battle cry jus IIIIIIII

  • @dunkin2it
    @dunkin2it 2 роки тому

    is “people have sheeps in their houses” grammatically incorrect or something

  • @shahiraiman5869
    @shahiraiman5869 2 роки тому

    0:04

  • @masonjayryder5988
    @masonjayryder5988 8 днів тому

    I thought they were called Khopesh.

  • @Midnight-Starfish
    @Midnight-Starfish Рік тому

    Despite being English, Jake doesn't have a strong grasp on the English language.

  • @litdragon9944
    @litdragon9944 2 роки тому

    You made the mistake of not saying WorstPremadeExtras

  • @TheKingofDarkMatter400
    @TheKingofDarkMatter400 2 роки тому

    Fr time

  • @higanbana2620
    @higanbana2620 2 роки тому

    Other countries: Tries to pronounce English correctly
    Meanwhile in WPE: Butchering English

  • @LegoLordPro
    @LegoLordPro 2 роки тому +1

    I guess there's more to English than meats tea ei

  • @isaganidespabiladeras411
    @isaganidespabiladeras411 2 роки тому

    This os why I love them so much

  • @MrT_Rex
    @MrT_Rex 2 роки тому +1

    1:15 au moins, il essaie de parler français... C'est beau et rigolo

  • @wyattcrisenbery6123
    @wyattcrisenbery6123 2 роки тому

    @wpe Crematorium = bakery

  • @sovietmonkey7035
    @sovietmonkey7035 2 роки тому

    I find it amazing that nearly 100% of the people subscribed to this channel watched this video

  • @CyonThePsycho
    @CyonThePsycho 2 роки тому

    ...and that is how talking in english. i love it!