White Castle burgers are called gut bombs for a reason. Seriously, they’re the Taco Bell of burger joints, if you have constipation and don’t want subpar meat-like taco flavored goo, White Castle will have you cleaned out so fast that it’s actually being researched as a colonoscopy prep method
Ok, but where do you go if you wanna die from the worst case of the shits you’ve ever had only five minutes after eating? White Castle. Their burgers are known as murder burgers for a reason. But what I wanna know is, how do you fuck up a burger that badly like WC (not Water Closet, another name for the bathroom) just makes burgers with onions in em and still get folk sick.
I will never understand the cult following around white castle. Like, _why_ are there _weddings_ being held at these? Not to mention, it's very much a regional thing. Leave the northeast and midwest in either direction far enough, White Castle *does not exist.* Back in Florida, it used to be _only_ Krystal to do that thing. The first time there was a white castle built out in arizona, there was an unironic 3+ hour wait... for drive thru! That plus the experience after finally trying it out from there, very much leans into the "not worth it" and "had better elsewhere" categories. Doesn't matter if White castle _invented the slider,_ what matters is who does it better, and/or at a better price? And WC is just coasting on name recognition harder than Sony coasts on PlayStation.
Ok, let me ask you this white castle. If you're so good at the slider game, why are all but a hand full of your stores shut down. Seriously, I can count the time I've have actually non frozen white castle sliders on ONE. FUCKING. HAND.
Arby's "I'm sorry. "
White Castle "yeah,I'm sorry too...Now I'm gonna have to go get my belt. "
Arby's "WAAAAAUGH!!!"
I’m surprised White Castle didn’t get the chair
White Castle burgers are called gut bombs for a reason. Seriously, they’re the Taco Bell of burger joints, if you have constipation and don’t want subpar meat-like taco flavored goo, White Castle will have you cleaned out so fast that it’s actually being researched as a colonoscopy prep method
Wait, are you serious about the colonoscopy thing?
No they aint
“it’s like a slider, but bigger” so it’s not a slider then🤣🤣
Still is one because its to small to be considered a burger 😂
Bro really said that movie would've never made no money 😂😂😂
I swear every time I hear these skits I always hear a cross between Chris Rock and Gilbert Godfrey! 🤣
When he said he
“invented the slider” he sounded like Gilbert gottfried 😂
Ok, but where do you go if you wanna die from the worst case of the shits you’ve ever had only five minutes after eating? White Castle. Their burgers are known as murder burgers for a reason. But what I wanna know is, how do you fuck up a burger that badly like WC (not Water Closet, another name for the bathroom) just makes burgers with onions in em and still get folk sick.
What was his sentence amount for involuntary vehicular manslaughter??
Never been to an actual White Castle, but if it's anything like their frozen shit, I'll take Arby's all day long.
No, they're quite a bit better fresh from the place than those frozen ones
Arby’s has pretty good chicken sliders, though.
Krystal 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵!
I will never understand the cult following around white castle. Like, _why_ are there _weddings_ being held at these? Not to mention, it's very much a regional thing. Leave the northeast and midwest in either direction far enough, White Castle *does not exist.* Back in Florida, it used to be _only_ Krystal to do that thing.
The first time there was a white castle built out in arizona, there was an unironic 3+ hour wait... for drive thru! That plus the experience after finally trying it out from there, very much leans into the "not worth it" and "had better elsewhere" categories. Doesn't matter if White castle _invented the slider,_ what matters is who does it better, and/or at a better price? And WC is just coasting on name recognition harder than Sony coasts on PlayStation.
0:57 best part
Krystal is basically a Wish version of White Castle.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As someone who never went to either I will take your word on it
So white castle is Ali baba?
Actually, White Castle is Temu Krystal's.
Man White Castle burgers can kick rocks. Don’t want a mouthful of onions. Only go for their chicken rings.
Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Mah man!
If the sliders have faces, do they scream when you eat them?
You missed out on bringing up Taco Bell's crunchwrap sliders
Ok, let me ask you this white castle. If you're so good at the slider game, why are all but a hand full of your stores shut down. Seriously, I can count the time I've have actually non frozen white castle sliders on ONE. FUCKING. HAND.
1:18, isn't that just a burger?
I will take Krystal's all day long over white castles.
Oh shit.
i had a job at a whitecastle, sweeping up hair in the kitchen
Krystal’s is the best! Period!
I think most people would disagree LOL
A copy is Never As Good As the original.
@@paul9912mac donelds windys😭
1:35 1:36 1:37 1:38 1:39
Who trying to be like white castle?
FINALLY!
anyone can do better than white castle
White Castle >
Tellaway, Whimpy's, etc... There's others that are 200% better than White Castle, and no they did not invent the slider.
Actually, they most likely did. It's debated, but White Castle is typically listed as the inventor of the slider.
@@RadarHawk except there's been places (mom & pop restaurants) that have been doing sliders since 1910, and White Castle originated in 1921.
😂🤣
Krystal's is better, and I will not accept any arguments to the contrary.
Little big burger
I hate Arby's. I don't know the others, but I just don't like Arby's.
Krystal is just bad honestly