Opie & Anthony: Patrice O'Neal's Prison Story (12/15/05)

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  • (December 15, 2005)
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  • @0XYGENgone
    @0XYGENgone 2 роки тому +52

    The only way to truly Appreciate Patrice is hearing him on Opie and Anthony.

    • @kingstea1
      @kingstea1 4 місяці тому

      @oxygengone He was good on tough crowd

  • @walterpay341
    @walterpay341 2 роки тому +65

    Patrice keeping it together for the whole story is legendary

  • @yongolind9214
    @yongolind9214 3 роки тому +91

    When he started to clear his throat lmaooo

  • @carloseskimo
    @carloseskimo 6 років тому +176

    Thank you opie for not ruining this

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 4 роки тому +17

      He almost did with all the talks about photoshops tho. Everything needs "a bit".

    • @theflanman1986
      @theflanman1986 4 роки тому +2

      Monscent he says bit every fucking show. He is awful.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 4 роки тому +21

      he was pretty bad here. just shut up and let Patrice talk. "i believe everything you just said." thank you, genius.

    • @mohamedelgeneidy5172
      @mohamedelgeneidy5172 2 роки тому +3

      #nopie

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 2 роки тому +7

      It's because he wanted to hear about Patrice's L. If Patrice had been talking about a great time he had, he'd have been all over it.

  • @westsidedb
    @westsidedb 2 роки тому +10

    Sad we didn’t get to see a Patrice podcast.
    Glad he has so much material out, so he’ll live forever

    • @jakeinbed8133
      @jakeinbed8133 10 місяців тому

      "He had so much MATERIAL" out, "he'll live forever". Just like we will, we die with everything else in the physical world. The bible in esoteric sense (NOT IN FACE VALUE) sense say "your choice my friends do you want low frequency physical or to Truly grow to "heaven" or whatever you would call it❤

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 4 роки тому +80

    Ant was ready to hug Patrice (that's why he joked about it). You can tell anything real liked him. I really would have loved to see Patrice on his new show...

    • @Azidoazideazide.
      @Azidoazideazide. 4 роки тому +10

      His new show is garbage.

    • @Padybu
      @Padybu 4 роки тому +14

      @@Azidoazideazide. wouldn't be if Patrice was on it though :/

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 3 роки тому +7

      @@Azidoazideazide. it's really not

    • @HoodrichShinobi
      @HoodrichShinobi 3 роки тому +4

      The best part about this episode for me is that I totally forgot about that cranberries song. I remembered the whole melody from hearing it as a small child. It was released the same year I was born. Rip Patrice

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 2 роки тому

      @@Azidoazideazide. It's not garbage, but it can't be exactly what it used to be. Things have changed for everyone involved, and the world.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 2 роки тому +5

    That Cranberry song "Dreams" at the end had me cheesin' ear-to-ear. Love that song~

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 2 роки тому +23

    I've heard multiple versions of this story on UA-cam, but this is the first one with good clean audio.

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 4 місяці тому +1

    Patrice starting the story after collecting himself and clearing his throat: "It was 5 of us, 5 of us hanging out."
    Anthony: "Uh oh..."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Mechamjr88
    @Mechamjr88 4 роки тому +144

    Really disappointing the Patrice doc didn't put this in. This was one of the most monumental things to ever happen to him.

    • @Monscent
      @Monscent 3 роки тому +28

      Weak docu. Just focused on the comedy and "the craft" plus some random bs. This is the real shit.

    • @SocraticMethodGuy
      @SocraticMethodGuy 3 роки тому +2

      There was a lot of shit that shouldve been put in but wasnt. ...Black phillip show. Brazil. O&A content...
      Von really is just another dumb b...
      Theres a reason the yearly benefit show billy burr puts on every year... the money goes to Patrices mom, not Von.

    • @lepetitmort1150
      @lepetitmort1150 3 роки тому +15

      because that wouldve been another HUGE L for white women, which is a main demographic comedy central has been catering and pandering to lately...

    • @Blackphillipsupporter
      @Blackphillipsupporter 2 роки тому +12

      Burr and Ant are not on speaking terms which really sucks. Ant should have been in the doc IMO instead of Opie

    • @ozzy7609
      @ozzy7609 2 роки тому

      couldn’t risk exposing over half of cc’s talent and fans tactics to fulfill their entitlement

  • @DrewWeber-el3fp
    @DrewWeber-el3fp 3 роки тому +11

    The Black Nostradamus for 2021

  • @DogGone818
    @DogGone818 2 роки тому +28

    Lol It took me a couple minutes to realize that Patrice head is on John coffee ( Michael c. Dunkin) body from green mile. rip 🪦 to both Patrice and Michael!

  • @NeonKC
    @NeonKC 3 роки тому +36

    Patrice was truly an intellectual

  • @shreshthpaliyal485
    @shreshthpaliyal485 4 роки тому +25

    its 12:00 am and im fucking sweating. GODAMNN! RIP Patrice

  • @willdann7497
    @willdann7497 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely love Patrice - I think this traumatic experience made him the greatest comic ever

  • @Sam-ey1fz
    @Sam-ey1fz 4 роки тому +18

    RIP the GOAT

  • @SolidMikeP
    @SolidMikeP 2 роки тому +10

    You can see how his view on woman was impacted greatly by this major life event.

  • @just_a_ghoste1436
    @just_a_ghoste1436 4 роки тому +7

    “Allllllright”

  • @kahnsta420
    @kahnsta420 4 роки тому +14

    I did two months standing on my head on problem. But massestwotits is a little different then where I did time.

    • @tl6752
      @tl6752 4 роки тому +5

      Mass prisons are no joke

    • @TrueCrimeWithSandman
      @TrueCrimeWithSandman 2 роки тому +2

      @@tl6752 Southern prisons are the worst
      But MA is bad. CA is too.

  • @cefrio
    @cefrio 2 роки тому +1

    During this vid i got a prison video game commercial 🤦🏾

  • @bobbysmith9810
    @bobbysmith9810 11 місяців тому +1

    " yes ..... yes .....yes .......... yes "

  • @erockisfat
    @erockisfat 2 роки тому +4

    RIP PATRICE

  • @antonzigando150
    @antonzigando150 5 років тому +17

    damn that was crazy

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp 3 роки тому +9

    Did he say he had to “hem Shirley up”outside with the half tuna can lid as if he cut him/ beat him /or they didn’t fight? I didn’t get that part.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 роки тому +16

      He threatened him

    • @KerkinWayno
      @KerkinWayno 3 роки тому +9

      Its prison policies. The dude made a pass on Patrice in the shower. If Patrice doesnt respond or lets that slide. He now will have a target on his back. He will be labeled as soft. Which brings more hardship towards him

    • @Stephen-lt1tp
      @Stephen-lt1tp 3 роки тому +3

      @@KerkinWayno oh I got all of that part definitely. I just did couldn’t get if he actually cut him or just threatened him. But I guess he didn’t have to actually physically cut him. Because hemmed him up where I’m from means cut him.

    • @Limpass610
      @Limpass610 3 роки тому +5

      @@Stephen-lt1tp he threatened
      He got lucky the guy was just a talker
      If he did fight he might have done more time

    • @Stephen-lt1tp
      @Stephen-lt1tp 3 роки тому

      @@Limpass610 yeah just weird because growing up hemmed him up always meant to cut somebody where I’m from. I guess Patrice was just getting overzealous with his slang talking about that dramatic story

  • @rhs1578
    @rhs1578 2 роки тому +30

    No wonder he was so Misogynistic.. makes total sense.. Glad he was able to curve that behavior as he got older realizing that not all women are like that but still a very defining moment in Patrice’s life..

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 роки тому +7

      But like he alludes to, what the first dude is definitely wrong and probably actionable.
      It’s that pos that started it
      Wel truly it started with her honess but yah

    • @2ndHandSmoker
      @2ndHandSmoker 3 місяці тому +1

      He wasn't misogynistic he was just being truthful about the way women are

  • @jamariuswade1359
    @jamariuswade1359 3 роки тому +7

    RIH Patrice! Story is mind blowing! The best ever

  • @biagiotripodi9725
    @biagiotripodi9725 4 роки тому +1

    Historically ...

  • @ryanjavierortega8513
    @ryanjavierortega8513 3 роки тому +6

    If only they’d broken in during the middle with a caller from Mobile!

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 2 роки тому

      Probably would say someone got the baby scolder

  • @DoBetterAlways80s
    @DoBetterAlways80s 10 місяців тому

    The warmest blanket

  • @screwedupdom713
    @screwedupdom713 2 роки тому +1

    Patrice thank you ):

  • @dimethedude
    @dimethedude 2 роки тому +6

    Fuck I miss Patrice

  • @itsa-itsagames
    @itsa-itsagames 9 місяців тому

    I forgot he was on arrested development 😅

  • @chattingesque372
    @chattingesque372 6 років тому +6

    Cool story bro 😃

  • @briandavey1139
    @briandavey1139 3 роки тому +5

    T Bone s my cellmate
    Hes a flamer

    • @JW-un8ui
      @JW-un8ui 2 роки тому +1

      Oh most definitely

  • @NICKEYBLACK35
    @NICKEYBLACK35 Рік тому

    I can't lie, Opie & Anthony were extremely hard to tolerate. Thankfully there was Black Philip.

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail 2 роки тому +3

    Heavy D

  • @johnny98618
    @johnny98618 2 роки тому +1

    You can tell this was uncomfortable talking about this.

  • @erockisfat
    @erockisfat 2 роки тому +1

    Stat grape! Tbone!

  • @OgreAriak
    @OgreAriak 5 місяців тому

    I’m tierd boss

  • @LikeAGentlemanPlease
    @LikeAGentlemanPlease Рік тому

    58k views on a story like this is a travesty.

  • @aplacetobewithmythoughts7428
    @aplacetobewithmythoughts7428 3 роки тому +11

    I really hope the person who scolded the baby in the bathtub got what was coming to him.

    • @argenizt123
      @argenizt123 2 роки тому

      i wish the guy that blackmailed his cousin got castrated .
      it’s hard to wrap my head around someone who regards that person as family would take advantage of them that way

    • @erockisfat
      @erockisfat 2 роки тому

      a good time?

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 2 роки тому +5

      I don’t think there’s anything wrong with reprimanding your child in the bathtub if it’s for a good reason, why should the location matter?

    • @mrmorrison5142
      @mrmorrison5142 2 роки тому

      What you did there, I saw that 🫡

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. 2 роки тому

      @@MrEvanNoyes you think you're being smart and you look stupid

  • @williambyers9188
    @williambyers9188 Рік тому

    I love Patrice, I mean I love Patrice but something doesn’t add up. He got sentenced to a summer in Jail. He wouldn’t have went Upstate for that. That would have been a county bid. Your not going to a Max prison with Murderers and Rapists for three months. This could have been just a county jail and he was mistaken. I dunno

  • @alrinproduction3917
    @alrinproduction3917 4 роки тому +2

    Grabe ninja ba to mam patrice
    Dami din vid mo maam
    Highly apriciated your video never stop vlogging stay safe enjoy you passion much love and godbless 📣📣📣📣

  • @thekivster
    @thekivster 7 місяців тому

    I don’t understand the Shirley part of the story. He was going to rape but didn’t? Also what does the prison garb and the tin can have to do with that?

    • @Bmac38112
      @Bmac38112 5 місяців тому +1

      Shirley made a comment about Patrice looking good jokingly. But in jail letting someone get away with something like that opens door for others to do even worse. Patrice made a weapon out of the tin can to mess the dude up to show he doesn’t play that

  • @terrencemilton5088
    @terrencemilton5088 Рік тому

    30:55.....

  • @seabassdarapper
    @seabassdarapper 2 роки тому +3

    "the only reason I'm not locked up is because it wasn't the mayor's daughter"
    Ok, so ... Like the overwhelming majority of people 🤣🤣🤣. Most people won't get locked up for this is what he's saying lolol

    • @jeffmiller3499
      @jeffmiller3499 2 роки тому

      He was meaning it as he'd still be locked up if that bitch was somebodys daughter

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust 2 роки тому +7

      it was a comedic exaggeration. She was some girl who lived in the poor side of town.

  • @wolfwang8464
    @wolfwang8464 2 роки тому +2

    Patrice was NOT in jail at 16 with people on death row lmaooo such a fake story, but good one.

    • @TonyDanza4Lyfe
      @TonyDanza4Lyfe 2 роки тому +4

      Plausible. He’s referring to jail where you’ll be housed in a cage regardless

  • @aaronbrumley8937
    @aaronbrumley8937 2 роки тому +4

    Um if I’m 16 and a girl is 15 that’s not statutory rap, you must be a adult to get charged with that, so he must of been 18 and she was 15

    • @bloodeagle6458
      @bloodeagle6458 2 роки тому +10

      If the parents of said under age girl press charges you could be the same age 13-17 it will be considered statutory grape even with the consent of said underage girl its left to the legal guardians discretion 😡🤬😡🤬🤮🤮
      The system is truly broken

    • @CelicAWD
      @CelicAWD 2 роки тому +6

      Also at 16 the judge can "decide" to charge you as an adult if they want to.

    • @thundergun933
      @thundergun933 2 роки тому +2

      I believe he was 17 at the time.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 2 роки тому +1

      @@thundergun933 He would have done more time if that was the case.

    • @realSpook
      @realSpook 2 роки тому +4

      Lots of black teens get charged as adults all the time

  • @MarmaladeSally
    @MarmaladeSally 2 роки тому +3

    Jesus enough smacking and throat clearing. Disgusting.

  • @slayskool777
    @slayskool777 2 роки тому +1

    1 minute in and I already want to puke.