Clarkson, May, Hammond Cheshire Compilation

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  • @psychedelia4564
    @psychedelia4564 3 роки тому +351

    Ocd May compilation

  • @OutreRim
    @OutreRim 3 роки тому +216

    I live in Cheshire ... And all these jokes are very accurate 🤣

    • @davidhunt3808
      @davidhunt3808 3 роки тому +4

      I used to live there and I was born there ! I remember Prestbury before the footballers arrived en mass ! Oh there was George Best. !

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 2 роки тому +2

      @@davidhunt3808 He lived in Woodford. His then VERY modern house is a mile down the road from me.

    • @Somekindamugaguy
      @Somekindamugaguy 6 місяців тому +1

      @@fasthracing They're replacing T'oyota, and they've sang "T'im O Glock"!

  • @KangoV
    @KangoV 3 роки тому +61

    The "Wayne Wover". I nearly spit my tea out ;)

  • @UpDownAndUnder
    @UpDownAndUnder 3 роки тому +388

    "Bentley Continental GT: It's not my cup of tea, to be honest."
    couple of years later... the MFB

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 роки тому +7

      It's back on Clarkson farm

    • @joeogle7729
      @joeogle7729 3 роки тому +4

      Well it's weird. Barely anyone liked Bentley's then suddenly they've become really desirable

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker 3 роки тому +25

      @@joeogle7729
      The Continental GT took a while to catch on. That first generation wasn't quite the looker but the second and specially the third look amazing.

    • @joeogle7729
      @joeogle7729 3 роки тому +7

      @@commietearsdrinker yeah the ones now look gorgeous. But Clarkson always put it best that they had a hint of Wayne Rooney about them.

    • @bagpuss121
      @bagpuss121 3 роки тому +1

      Ive Always Liked The Continental GT .

  • @Ian-oe9wp
    @Ian-oe9wp 3 роки тому +119

    them saying let's not get bogged down compilation

  • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738
    @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738 3 роки тому +152

    As someone who lives in Wilmslow, I also don’t know why they didn’t just have done with it and call it the Wilmslow as I’m pretty much the only person who doesn’t have a Range Rover

    • @davidavery2629
      @davidavery2629 3 роки тому +8

      Are you the only poor person in Wilmslow? Were you deprived as a child? did you have to make do with just a discovery?
      I was born poor in Bollington, so I feel your pain!

    • @alfredkc
      @alfredkc 3 роки тому +3

      Add me to that list 😅. Proud Beemer owner here. Am I lucky to be able to say that none of my neighbours own a Range Rover? I live in a neighbourhood full of German cars, in the SK9 3 area, which is really closer to Handforth than Wilmslow, but is still called Wilmslow by address.

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 3 роки тому +1

      I have to suffer as I only live in Cheadle Hulme though I am on the veritable cusp of Bramhall. (Village)

  • @ambergris5705
    @ambergris5705 3 роки тому +121

    I now know Cheshire as the place they make the cheese, the women who looks like cheese, and also the birthplace of a weird cat. I feel I might be disappointed when I go there.

    • @jamesfletcher1689
      @jamesfletcher1689 3 роки тому +5

      don't worry if you love range rovers you will an amazing time. you can't walk down a road without seeing one

    • @louiejonesponation
      @louiejonesponation 2 роки тому +3

      Heard of Crewe? Things are slightly different there (in a bad way).

  • @cepheus7850
    @cepheus7850 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for these compilations! The news, chat, and jokes are some of the best parts of Top Gear. 👍

  • @anasalwash
    @anasalwash 3 роки тому +34

    "Hammond, you idiot'' might be a good compilation.

  • @nathanpetrie6156
    @nathanpetrie6156 3 роки тому +36

    Kristen Scott Thomas clearly is the cool yardstick who knew that in 2012 Clarkson would drive a red continental and say it was better and cooler than a Ferrari

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 Рік тому +9

    Every Top Gear Cheshire joke, WAYNE WOVER.

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 3 роки тому +5

    6:30 Checked the Galaxy's reg plate and comes up as a 2.3

  • @louiejonesponation
    @louiejonesponation Рік тому +9

    I find it funny that people say how posh Cheshire is, and then there's Crewe...

    • @James03699
      @James03699 8 місяців тому +1

      Yep, very true

    • @TangoSuckaa1
      @TangoSuckaa1 5 місяців тому +3

      Or Warrington where I’m from 😂😂😂

    • @cestfixement
      @cestfixement 3 місяці тому

      Even within wilmslow it still has its scruffs

  • @modelreviews3705
    @modelreviews3705 3 роки тому +10

    May Clarkson and hammond
    Complementing each others car 😊😁

  • @JacktheG4m3r
    @JacktheG4m3r 3 роки тому +6

    since i live in cheshire i sometimes drive through wilmslow and driving through the rich part all you see is bentleys and range rovers and the occasional rolls royce

  • @ryanmann1416
    @ryanmann1416 3 роки тому +9

    “The only way is Cheshire, there you go”

  • @omar53333
    @omar53333 8 місяців тому

    The bit about the Range Rover pulling in front of your house popped into my head when i had one do a U-turn using my driveway

  • @brettsinclair4007
    @brettsinclair4007 3 роки тому +43

    As someone that lives near Knutsford this is somewhat accurate 😆

    • @MartinWillett
      @MartinWillett 3 роки тому +1

      I have never heard as many name checks for my town.
      I mean village.

    • @kristien43
      @kristien43 3 роки тому

      I used to live there

    • @ABirdi
      @ABirdi 3 роки тому +3

      I lived in Crewe for a while so the stereotype that Cheshire is posh was a complete surprise to me

    • @MartinWillett
      @MartinWillett 3 роки тому +6

      @@ABirdi Every county needs a dump.

    • @chakowe
      @chakowe 3 роки тому

      @@ABirdi that’s tuff

  • @ReinafromTekken8
    @ReinafromTekken8 3 роки тому +27

    1:44
    how the hell did they make the Jaguar spin on its own axis ??

    • @kyleb5518
      @kyleb5518 3 роки тому +15

      Hundreds of pictures of it parked in slightly different positions, probably took a full day to do

    • @shr2000
      @shr2000 3 роки тому +10

      I think its on a turntable beneath

    • @Seb318
      @Seb318 3 роки тому +1

      @@shr2000 it’s gotta move a lot of weight I doubt it

    • @shr2000
      @shr2000 3 роки тому +9

      @@Seb318 i doubt any other method to do this would be so perfect that every frame looks good. I mostly feel its a turntable

    • @kadalarab5735
      @kadalarab5735 3 роки тому +5

      @@Seb318 The turntable might be green screen, IMHO

  • @abtj5500
    @abtj5500 3 роки тому +9

    I live in Cheshire, and in parts of Cheshire , this is extremely accurate

    • @alfredkc
      @alfredkc 3 роки тому

      Wilmslow and Alderley?

  • @Seb318
    @Seb318 3 роки тому +21

    Oh no a drug dealer is here

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 3 роки тому +1

      "Looks like the sort of towel rail that would be bought by the left back for Cheshire United"

  • @patrikpaller14
    @patrikpaller14 3 роки тому +18

    Wayne rover

  • @mixedboi
    @mixedboi 2 роки тому +7

    "Orange is picked up as a skin tone, which of course it is in Cheshire"
    I was drinking tea ffs.

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 2 роки тому +2

      It's also a skin tone in New Jersey

    • @mixedboi
      @mixedboi 2 роки тому

      @@bmstylee
      In Germany as well

  • @DPR178
    @DPR178 3 роки тому +9

    please do a jeremy clarkson adanoids compilation.

  • @toyota420xp
    @toyota420xp 3 роки тому +4

    Well thought out except for reliability

  • @ianomachino6233
    @ianomachino6233 3 роки тому +4

    I don't live in Cheshire, and this is extremely accurate

  • @klutz1907
    @klutz1907 3 роки тому +11

    I always thought he said Czechia.

  • @landonboomsma2594
    @landonboomsma2594 2 роки тому

    I knew there were a few but damn there were way more then I expected

  • @Ryo-vw5hu
    @Ryo-vw5hu 3 роки тому +44

    New video idea :
    Hammond's being thristed with men/women

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 3 роки тому +1

      That’s just gonna be the two letters from Stuart, and that one girl when Jeremy talks about Hammond being in Heat magazine

    • @zxmedia8690
      @zxmedia8690 3 роки тому

      The Croatian finish line from grand tour s2e4

    • @houssamalucad753
      @houssamalucad753 3 роки тому

      @@DrewSavo and the dungeon bitch one 😂

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 3 роки тому +1

      WTF is "thristed"?????

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 3 роки тому

      @@christopherdean1326 its supposed to be _thirsted_ : means to have a strong desire for.

  • @chickenkyiv4999
    @chickenkyiv4999 2 роки тому

    This is hilarious when I'm watching from Warrington and the car I saw the most was the Range Rover.

  • @lotfy309
    @lotfy309 3 роки тому +17

    Funny how most of these are SUVs

  • @argaraxtheundefeated517
    @argaraxtheundefeated517 3 роки тому +5

    First! And last time I was this early Jason dawe was on the show!

  • @masonturingan1250
    @masonturingan1250 3 роки тому +10

    New video concept: top gear Wayne Rooney compilation or even top gear making fun of the Bathurst motor race / fight

  •  3 роки тому +1

    Which episode is 4:44

  • @shr2000
    @shr2000 3 роки тому +4

    4:32 when was this

    • @niia.3642
      @niia.3642 3 роки тому +1

      S18E6, testing trackday cars.

  • @firasayadi6951
    @firasayadi6951 3 роки тому +8

    Wayne rooney compilation

    • @jds355
      @jds355 3 роки тому +1

      "Wayne Rooney's dead"

  • @buster9692
    @buster9692 3 роки тому +14

    doesnt he use a wayne rover now on his farm now XD

    • @jds355
      @jds355 3 роки тому +5

      At least it isn't an Evoque, bloody hideous excuse of a 4x4.

    • @joriuschuwa
      @joriuschuwa 3 роки тому +7

      He uses the non-facelift version

    • @benjaminlumsden
      @benjaminlumsden 3 роки тому +2

      He's always driven Range Rovers, it's just certain models he makes fun of.

  • @Nitrodozer
    @Nitrodozer Рік тому +1

    Who was the Actress at 03:19?

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 9 місяців тому +1

      Kristen Scott Thomas

  • @jamesfletcher1689
    @jamesfletcher1689 3 роки тому +1

    3:50 what car is it and what season/episode

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 9 місяців тому

      Not sure if the episode but it's a Porsche Cayenne.

  • @Metabbroke4587
    @Metabbroke4587 Рік тому +1

    At 5:01 sniff petrol😂

  • @georgebardsley7129
    @georgebardsley7129 2 роки тому +1

    I live up the road from wilmslow and I can tell you it is all just Footballers, drug dealers, and toffs in a combination of 911s, Bentleys, Audis Aston Martins and more. You can not go 2 minutes without seeing a a house wife in a Range Rover

  • @guinnessharvey4476
    @guinnessharvey4476 3 роки тому +1

    Well, Crewe is in Cheshire after all;)

  • @henryjohn2218
    @henryjohn2218 3 роки тому +3

    7:34 what car it is

    • @Mr.Cerera69
      @Mr.Cerera69 3 роки тому +2

      Cadillac Sixteen concept.13,6liter V16 engine lol.

    • @jds355
      @jds355 3 роки тому +6

      @@Mr.Cerera69 And if American engines are anything to go by, they might just squeeze 300HP out of it.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому

      @@jds355 *1000

    • @jds355
      @jds355 3 роки тому +1

      @@TraustiGeir Yeah I heard that straight after posting my first comment, I was taking the piss out of American engines, massive displacement and loads of cylinders and yet the power output is underwhelming, the Germans wouldn't need such a large engine to get 1000HP.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +1

      @@jds355 True, the Americans don't have the best reputation when it comes to the power/engine size ratio.

  • @rossmckimm7764
    @rossmckimm7764 3 роки тому +5

    Hamster/orangutan/spaniel compilation

  • @thomashill8829
    @thomashill8829 3 роки тому +2

    So many betleys in crewe lol

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 8 місяців тому

    Maybe an anti-David-Dickinson filter would be worth having

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 3 роки тому +8

    Wilmslow ftw :3

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738
      @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738 3 роки тому +1

      Most of the people here may live up to their reputation but it’s a gorgeous town nevertheless

    • @alfredkc
      @alfredkc 3 роки тому

      Wilmslow gang 😀

  • @sebastiang.480
    @sebastiang.480 3 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @stevenrfg0456
    @stevenrfg0456 22 дні тому

    As someone from one of the places he said abt the Porsche can confirm he’s not wrong don’t see many ahaha

  • @YouAreBreathing
    @YouAreBreathing 3 роки тому

    I thought this would be a compilation of the times they did a Cheshire cat smile.
    (Yes, my UA-cam video recommendations have one of these types of videos whenever I visit the website.)

  • @Mikeb1001
    @Mikeb1001 2 роки тому

    Point - as the residents of Altrincham found out as their properties lost 3/4 of their value overnight during Covid- is not in Cheshire these days, it’s in Trafford 😂

  • @mattieb98
    @mattieb98 3 роки тому +2

    The Solihull mention was a little painful. Thought the vacuum of taste was going under the radar.
    Range rovers fucking everywhere 😭😭🤮

  • @razrhiannaspiers8506
    @razrhiannaspiers8506 3 роки тому +8

    Anyone here who is actually from Cheshire? 😂

  • @pokemaster123ism
    @pokemaster123ism 4 місяці тому

    It’s bizarre that Kristen Scott Thomas loved the Bentley Continental GT, a car with a 6 liter twin turbo W12 engine, and yet she hated the Gallardo Spider, which had a 5 liter V10. Is it just because the Bentley was big, red and British?

  • @davidavery2629
    @davidavery2629 3 роки тому +1

    Stewart was the talk of Cheshire all right, but not because of the car.

  • @CrazyDavy22
    @CrazyDavy22 3 роки тому

    I thought Cheshire was a place with creepy smiling cats 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @b172ddm2
    @b172ddm2 3 роки тому

    there so many places to mention in England why Cheshire?

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738
      @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii7738 3 роки тому +5

      Because of our reputation as being incredibly pompous and rich, which to be fair most of us are, just not me :(

  • @monkeydui7241
    @monkeydui7241 3 роки тому

    So what is Cheshire like?

    • @jamesfletcher1689
      @jamesfletcher1689 3 роки тому

      full of range rovers that have never done any off roading just the school run and to booths

  • @danegel
    @danegel 3 роки тому +2

    Cheshire, because you have too much money to live in Manchester or Liverpool

  • @alasdairmacdonald1752
    @alasdairmacdonald1752 3 роки тому +3

    someone will have to explain to the non poms why are they making fun of cheshire

    • @noahswann
      @noahswann 3 роки тому +11

      it is where the 'new money' types are drawn to, especially the Golden triangle of Wilmslow, Alderley Edge and Prestbury.
      These types of people are your typical footballer or lottery winner and have a desire to purchase a mansion which they can gaudily decorate with everything from the Gucci Homewares catalogue in order to display this new wealth.
      Your old money person would be more at home in a sensible 15 year old Volvo as it is reliable and practical, they'll have brown furniture that is older than both the USA and Australia, know it is worth an absolute fortune, but still hang their Barbour wax jacket on the back of the chairs

    • @EyePatchGuy88
      @EyePatchGuy88 3 роки тому +2

      I figured as much from watching TG for a while.
      Here in NZ, we've got a few Cheshire's, notably Tauranga.

    • @jt9300
      @jt9300 3 роки тому

      @@noahswann Are you a teacher of some sort? Because that was a brilliant way of explaining. I enjoyed reading it
      Now, another question. What's the premise of the jokes about Wayne Rooney?

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 3 роки тому

      Trash people with money

    • @colechapman6976
      @colechapman6976 2 роки тому

      @@fasthracing Reminds me of Saddle River, New Jersey, which is a town over from where I grew up. fake stone lion heads abound in that area

  • @philipwalton4877
    @philipwalton4877 3 роки тому +1

    Basically flexing on Rooney isn’t he

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 3 роки тому +1

      "Potato-faced shopping enthusiast"

  • @thehammurabichode7994
    @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому +1

    (British people laughing in the distance cuz the White House's official website is being blocked as being a porn website)

  • @helipeek2736
    @helipeek2736 3 роки тому +5

    Stuart Hall was the talk of Cheshire but, not necessarily for his car choice, “allegedly”.

    • @MartinWillett
      @MartinWillett 3 роки тому +3

      Most of his victims were of age and female, despite him working in the BBC.

    • @fasthracing
      @fasthracing 3 роки тому

      Citroen C6 he drove. He had it serviced at the same dealer that serviced our own C6.

  • @alyx6427
    @alyx6427 3 роки тому

    always jaguar or land rover

  • @benjaminbarks2245
    @benjaminbarks2245 3 роки тому +3

    I have no idea what Cheshire is and I've been watching them since 2010.

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 Рік тому +2

      Cheshire is a county in the Northwest of England in between Liverpool and Manchester, known for being home to new money type posh billionaires like footballers who just trundle about in Bentleys, Range Rooneys, Aston Martins.

  • @giddycadet
    @giddycadet 7 місяців тому

    James May autism compilation please. i know the common conception is ocd but i think autism is a genuine possibility

  • @hrithikraj01
    @hrithikraj01 3 роки тому +2

    Why do they make fun about Cheshire ?? What's the reason behind it

    • @jds355
      @jds355 3 роки тому +18

      It's full of people with more money than taste. Posh-nobby place.

    • @hrithikraj01
      @hrithikraj01 3 роки тому +5

      @@jds355 ok thanks

    • @alfiespruce1485
      @alfiespruce1485 3 роки тому +7

      @@hrithikraj01 nah it's not it's just one part just outside Manchester. The rest is nothing like it

    • @Emira_75
      @Emira_75 3 роки тому +6

      @@alfiespruce1485 someone is clearly from Cheshire and offended

  • @evanouk1174
    @evanouk1174 3 роки тому

    The ratty beggar perinatally object because fight commonly tip failing a magical joke. calm, truthful fiction