MK11 Flirting Intros Part 1 😂

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Part 2: ua-cam.com/users/shortsGXRcDDPiR60?feature=share
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[@ceyx1201]

If you have originality, consistency and good content, there's no need for begging for subscribers.
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[@TiBarrett]

Erron: "Just being friendly"
Kano: W o u l d y o u s e t t l e f o r m e s a u s a g e

[@StrayedGuy]

That's my favorite voiceline now

[@buffshrek6809]

I might just go say that to a woman

[@r.i.p.plegaming2327]

Good luck brothers, I will send this to the Boys

[@indra_vrtrahan]

Lmfaooo, you miss all shots ya dont take

[@TiBarrett]

1.4k likes wtf ppl tf is wrong with you xddd

[@Aidan_Yao]

Everyone else: _Normal flirting_
Kano: *W O U L D Y A S E T T L E F O R M E S A U S A G E*

[@MaxJohnson19]

Let him cook

[@PoKeKidMPK1]

​@@MaxJohnson19H I M S A U S A G E

[@HarryAndKennysWorld]

stolen

[@xBROVERTUREx]

“S A U S A
G E”

[@ihsaanhill-xj3ux]

Would you settle for me sausage?

[@matthewwatson1463]

Never forget Shao Kahn’s expert subtle flirting “Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S”

[@Botar48]

Collectir: My slavers need breeding stock

[@Verlarn]

🥵

[@Taven_]

General Reiko: (questioning why the fuck he even is working for Shao Kahn)

[@WatchKid12]

Uh… without the spaces please? Anyone?

[@shockagek5000]

@@WatchKid12 youwilljoinmyconcubines

[@camjam8367]

Kano’s line is the best in MK history, no matter how many games come out, his one line will still be the funniest.

[@young_lifter]

No it's gotta be cassie and scorpions intro the "gEt OvEr HEre"

[@jwill5892]

​@@young_lifterdefinitely the cutest

[@young_lifter]

@@jwill5892 huh?

[@jwill5892]

@@young_lifter Cassie is so cute when she says that line

[@young_lifter]

Tbh mileena has to be the hottest mk character, she has a big mouth for lots of things

[@mikeknight.1]

Joker and Mileena, it's the smile isn't it?

[@festovthepezstov3581]

His the only person who'd enjoy her definition of fun, after all he carved his own face off and wore it as a mask once

[@toastyeditz]

They'd honestly be the perfect couple for one another. Mileena isn't necessarily as clingy as Harley and Joker just thrives off of chaos and disorder. So it kinda makes sense as to why Mileena "excites" him

[@Cr0w1997]

​@@toastyeditzTrue

[@mikeknight.1]

@@Cr0w1997 and the colour purple

[@RunnyElephant44]

Even he knows she's a top tier woman

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

I always get a laugh when Kano says “Wouldya settle for me sausage?” 😂😂

[@operatorphantom1459]

He's basically the want some f*ck crow in that situation 😂

[@jacobquackenbush2981]

Johnny sounds like the red neck asking his red neck friends if they wanna commit some tomfoolery

[@Eluderatnight]

I prefer appalachian american.

[@choshow86]

Straight ludicrous antics

[@deathface473]

Ong😂

[@TheGioSpeaketh]

Lots of shenanigans, too, and none of it's malarkey!

[@kojoattah3987]

*Begin the horse-playing*

[@Grandpa_Pootis]

As an Australian, I can confirm that Kano would 100% say that.

[@blackice8043]

Kano must be a total bogan.

[@aidosdaboss]

I concur

[@shjp2148]

Typical bogan

[@alexbate4759]

Yes

[@nightlord8756]

Damn ,Australian BBQ seems awesome !!😃🤠🇦🇺

[@GoldenBoy_247]

Sub zero ain’t no simp

[@ragnar930]

🤓

[@adonisstidham9453]

​@@ragnar930🤓

[@FatShlime]

🤓

[@proskstrikes8014]

🤓

[@Ab0p]

​@@proskstrikes8014🤓

[@RegisTraiter]

Concrete proof that Joker and Kano are the gigachads of MK.

[@lucasvincent3021]

“gigachad” 🤓👆

[@EconomicMassDestruction]

@@lucasvincent3021no he’s right gigachads since there are two of them 🤓

[@ZER0X1206]

What about Spawn

[@user-rl4gd9dx4b]

​- Petty? I am mighty! 💪🏻💀
- Mighty stupid is what you are, Shao-Kahn 😡😭

[@ZER0X1206]

@@user-rl4gd9dx4b "Imagine outworld, free of slaves"
"Over my dead body!"
"Today is the day, skull-fucker."

[@MrDracula305]

Skarlet: you are the one staring Sub-Zero
can you blame him if he was?

[@wandergaming7936]

I can. She ugly

[@Chentis]

Mk 9 skarlet 🔥

[@Knightfall-rb7md]

@@Chentisfacts,they nerfed her looks so damn hard in mk11😭

[@Chentis]

@Knightfall-rb7md some costumes in mk11 aren't that bad but most are awfull I like to see the boob part

[@Knightfall-rb7md]

@@Chentis I just wanna feel like a sexy bad ass when playing a female character in any game. Most of the skins in mk11 don’t do it for me,at least in mkx they tried to keep it consistent from mk9,even if they were downgraded but mk11 took it to another level.

[@Tores444]

"Would ya settle for me sausage?"
Oh Kano you charmer

[@Taven_]

Erron Black: Yessir

[@dylancasteel2385]

Sindel is evil, but damn shes a baddie 😛

[@LeaderOfTheLostSouls]

That’s why we call this one Thotdel cuz she’s more of a Thot in this timeline especially for killing her husband for a new one lol

[@djduncan956]

69th like 😎

[@iXiuxe717]

Being called a handsome commoner would make my loins tingle

[@TheStoicNinja]

Are the two mutually exclusive?

[@venomark7883]

And also Rain said that Sindel belongs in the streets
Cant think of any more good comebacks than that🤣🤣🤣

[@iang257]

Reminder: Erron Black canonically FUCKS!
He bagged a vampire and probably a few others from previous games.

[@redkaiox2096]

"I ain't a regular man. I'm erron black "

[@demonslayer5122]

He banged both Nitara and Skarlett. I'm pretty sure he has a type...

[@ColdKnights]

He's like mortal Kombats Deadpool. And he tried to f*ck death

[@KittyGratkie3261]

Skarlet too

[@thelonewolf5238]

So basically Kano wants to deep throat a crazy, unhinged blood mage? Brave man.

[@youngdolo8]

Kano, that's just naughty. 😂😂

[@lucasvincent3021]

“I am assessing your weaknesses” sub zero ain’t no simp

[@doughnutdave6432]

I was assessing her HOT FACE

[@MasterMike_]

These "simp" jokes will never make sense huh?

[@mkhimuy]

@@MasterMike_obviously it did to 70 ppl 💀

[@mjfilho33]

Who knew that Joker would be the guy who understands Mileena the most? 😂

[@GatlinsFuckinCornfield]

Makes sense though i feel like Green Goblin would be a better fit

[@dbpatrick214]

Most joker shit you’ll see tbh

[@SuperNickoHarris]

Joker and Mileena. perfect

[@willc3697]

Now we just wait and see who’s going to attempt to kill the other one first

[@Saint_nobody]

​@@willc3697the, ahem, mating ritual, they'd engage in, would be one for the ages.

[@MiMs9]

Fun fact: do you know there is a topic for child_bearing_hip in r34

[@wandergaming7936]

Mileena is what's perfect

[@Jokerman5474]

​@@MiMs9huh

[@acolyte06312]

"He is lucky *we* did not meet first"
Yeah cuz you'd be dead and she would follow suit

[@dseanscott4396]

If loses kitana to Sonya i think lao would be fine 😂

[@carlosm.sierra1465]

Bro defeated shang tsung and quam chi at once and then kintaro and he would lose to kitana?

[@lawrenceking1618]

​@@dseanscott4396kitana let her win plus kitana beat johnny and smoke 1v2 shoa kahn 1v1 and shang Tsung 1v1

[@subwall7464]

​@@lawrenceking1618kung lao would.also be able to do that

[@lawrenceking1618]

@@subwall7464 he could never beat shoa kahn yall wanna say he's equal to liu kang but he's not

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

"This is me, swiping left."
As she swipes the slide of her handgun to the left.

[@lclnbm]

Right*

[@Pyromancy608]

​@@lclnbmLeft*

[@surriku1823]

Scarlet, now hear me out…

[@chrismaina1830]

I'm all ears...her voice makes me wanna act unwise 😩

[@abdulbah2176]

@@chrismaina1830she making me wanna act out 😭

[@valeriotardio1746]

I want her to suck more than my blood

[@dbpatrick214]

👂👂👂👂

[@collinb2546]

Sub Zero: I am assessing for weaknesses.
Modern Translation: I Ain’t no Simp.

[@Mr_Fr34ky]

Everyone else: **pulling out their best Rizz**
Kano: Fuck me

[@jahirrooi4516]

Sub zero: ITS JUST FOR RESEARCH

[@kuroganeshiroe4760]

"Would you settle for me sausage?"

[@felypinho020]

"You're the one staring, Sub Zero"
"I am assessing my domination"
"What"
"What"

[@lifting_weab]

I like how Skarlette clearly has the hots for Subzero but gets rejected lol

[@EncoreBetch]

“Wanna taste Australias best blood sausage?” 💀💀💀💀
*KANO HAS NO CHILL*

[@HTom-dn2vp]

“Assessing your weaknesses” my ass😂 (meanwhile this man wearing nuthin but her favorite color)

[@r.i.p.plegaming2327]

Greatest kink: trying to get killed by your murderous assassin gf

[@silvanusdaniel-df8nn]

"I can't resist a beauty who's a beast" joker just always has the lines

[@RegularToTo]

*"WoUlD yOu SeTtLe FoR mE sAuSaGe"*

[@jwill5892]

I like how the actual romantic relationship, Kitana and Liu Kang, are the only ones not flirting. Also Sub Zero was so defensive.

[@dark_374]

Wdym defensive?

[@Shuffles_Art]

Bruh Joker and Mileena getting freaky with each other istg 💀

[@Roshan-ps9ze]

"I am accessing you weaknessess"... Bro destroyed her😭

[@heimfrost3630]

"I am assessing your weaknesses"
I'm using that now.

[@Shadowpon_yt]

Sub-Zero: "I'm staring respectfully."

[@Iron8127]

Plot twist: Kano runs a hotdog business on the side when not in Kombat.

[@deonjoyner960]

See, Kano's *Friendship*

[@GlimGlomShlom9385]

Well then maybe I would settle for his sausage

[@coreragestudios3430]

Bro Kano really said would you settle for me Sausage 💀

[@teobratuteodor1728]

Its crazy how Kitana want to recreate her first meeting with Lyu Kang.

[@christbenitez8797]

Damn joker is down bad for Melina lmao

[@nibblesnarfer]

"WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME SAUSAGE" LMAO

[@sabainiguess]

I can never escape kano saying "would you settle for me sausage 🗿"

[@DCsasquatch]

I like that it's canonically foreplay whenever Liu Kang and Kitana fight.

[@touchgrasspeep]

Kitana: remember the first time we met?
Liu Kang: *heh* u tried to kill me
Kitana: let’s recreate that scene
These two r really down bad for each other

[@Matt_Underwood]

More on Kitana's side because she wants Liu Kang to put his boot on her ass... twice😅

[@RjGoombes]

Kitanas a freak

[@fawfulmark2]

Yeah it's even to the point where Sheeva says in her intros for both of them they should start making babies already hahaha.

[@apophis7712]

You know they're into some kinky stuff lmao
Imagine what they be doing with those nunchucks and fans 😏

[@shjp2148]

Even her pose is less combat and more seductive

[@blitzisfun]

Skarlet flirting is like listening to Himiko Toga flirt. Both just try to explain their feelings through the liking of someone’s blood.
And then Kano just “would you settle for me Sausage?”

[@installinstall7723]

Sub Zero boutta punch her 👙

[@brownboydanny]

Sindel bruh 😩

[@icy3-1]

Oh, so that's where the "Would you settle for me sausage?" line came from xD

[@johnhenry15]

"I am assessing your weaknesses" is essentially what rizzing is. The "Finish her" stagger is the moment you get a laugh.

[@Henbot]

Sub Zero thirsty for Scarlet 😂

[@simonsmith5741]

Can't take kano seriously when he asked "will you settle for me sausage" 😂😂😂

[@marcruss]

Man sindel is crazy I could see her being willing to do anything 😂

[@Felixgames301]

The first one was personal 💀

[@basedmax9029]

Would you settle for me sausage? 🗿
Edit: I guess being first means you get a lot of attention.

[@BrandenoidDestroyer]

Bro doesn't have time to waste😂

[@koopaklipz]

Oh creepy ass Kano lol

[@ThatOneUnemployedGuy]

I didnt get it can someone explain

[@christopher4227]

@@ThatOneUnemployedGuykano always keeps something called a blood sausage in his back pocket. Its a lore thing don’t look it up tho

[@Theboredgod]

​@@christopher4227i thought he was reffering to his other sausage

[@sleepyowl2284]

The ''I am assessing your weaknesses'' line never fails to make me laugh hahahaha

[@maximus1059]

"I am assessing your weaknesses" yh, keep telling yourself that subzero but you ain't fooling us, you ain't slick😂😂

[@7ylerD]

I like how Cassie throws out “flirtin’”, lol.

[@indra_vrtrahan]

Kitana is in role play lmao

[@LittleJohnnyMarston1911]

“Would you settle for me sausage?”
That’s it! He said the thing!

[@iXiuxe717]

Not gonna lie. That handsome commoner line made my loins tingle

[@vinnt_tnniv]

"You have two really big weakness in your front upper torso, and two in the back of your lower torso" - Subzero

[@Spongebrain97]

I do not remember that interaction between Kano and Skarlett 😂

[@the_dandynasty]

Omfg that kanos pirate skin is bloody amazing 😂😂

[@thehavokproject59]

Sub-zero is absolutely incredible for that one interaction (and, like, everything else he does)

[@kuramaninetails8775]

Sub-Zero: I am assessing your weaknesses 🗿

[@Epideme16]

Should've followed up Kami's comment with his friendship

[@CausticSalsa]

“I am assessing your weaknesses” yeah I’m definitely using that one 😂

[@JayConnor210]

Skarlet got 2 big weaknesses that Sub-Zero needs to assess 😂😂😂

[@choshow86]

"You're the one staring sub zero"
I felt that

[@TheRagingBrownie]

Kano had no chill bro 😂😂

[@pocketsdsquirrel3207]

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage?
Me: NO NO NO WARRANTY

[@Milk_Toast05]

Joker got the most game. Also Harley is savage

[@spritvio639]

I would just be crazy enough to go for Mileena.

[@Greasy2240]

Only one paper bag away from a beautiful relationship😊

[@Slobbynobby]

​@Greasy7339 who needs a paper bag

[@Greasy2240]

@@Slobbynobby did you see the original comment 👆

[@Slobbynobby]

@@Greasy2240 paper bag 😡 no paper bag 🗿

[@Greasy2240]

@@Slobbynobby have you seen her face?

[@Kaiju_Fans_Memes]

Joker and Mileena together sounds terrifying, it would be quite the “deadly alliance”

[@AtRandomFandom]

Getting roasted my Harley? Nah bro I'm checking outta life! I'd retire from the fight!

[@Goomba1309]

"Would you settle for me sausage?"
If not for the fact that this is KANO saying it, I'd say that was based af

[@user-ju2jj3vi4d]

W O U L D Y O U S E T T L E F O R M E S A U S A G E?

[@Vespyr_]

"I'm assessing your weaknesses."
🥵

[@Jorpda]

Was fully expecting Joker to say “can’t resist a smile like yours” or something like that

[@Lnyx0973]

More of these please

[@willwillme]

I'd stare too, don't be ashamed Subby

[@BLIXKY_DKM]

NAH harley really a gangsta she said and this is me swiping left

[@laika4766]

Kano knows she got that A Tier head game😂

[@RedHood410]

Sindel's thangs just thangin'!

[@th3_fp3e]

Kitana has the weirdest kinks, doesn't she?

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Kanos was the best one ive ever heard, i love it so much

[@TrueDiox]

"WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME SAUSAGE?"
LOL never gets old

[@a-10warthog72]

Like how "I'm just assessing your weakness" is just as creepy 😂

[@MasterMike_]

How

[@apophis7712]

@@MasterMike_
I wouldn't say creepy, but it's definitely one of the most "🤓" things you can say lol

[@cazones3392]

and then theres shao kahn just telling cassie to join his concubines

[@Mystic-Hades]

Sub-zero:I'm assessing your weakness 😂

[@benlundberg3811]

The “Would you settle for me sausage” joke will
A. Never get old and
B. Never not be misinterpreted

[@darthlobo1213]

Na the chick that said this is me swiping left as she cocks the gun! Pretty badass!

[@Steve230YT]

woold ya seddle fo mee sosage?

[@timimiles021]

Joker lines are outta this world 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@Warlord_Naberius]

“Would you settle for me sausage”
HE SAID IT HE SAID THE THING

[@Fibbonaccisbane]

It's honestly hard not to stare at Skarlet without that dumb hat...

[@aceultraboss]

Ngl Joker and Mileena do fit better as a couple, since Harley was manipulated by Joker and moved on to be with Ivy, I’d say “Mileena x Joker” fits very well. Also, “it’s the smile, isn’t it?”

[@jessecundiff1327]

Harley and ivy is not canon

[@Nam3less2U]

@@jessecundiff1327Thank you 🤦🏾‍♂️these people watching that weird Harley Quinn show thinking they know everything 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻🤌🏾

[@mikejones774]

Mileena would kill the joker