Real Shaolin Disciple Reviews Sifu (Game)!
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- I'm a Shaolin Monk, in a Shaolin World. Life in Sifu is fantastic.
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Do the same you did with Mortal Kombat, but do it with Sifu, please I am begging you!
Banan.
Ranton can I translate this and upload it on Chinese UA-cam?
Rantoni, whats the name of the song at 1:01. It is quite the bop.
@@glairliquid5103 He can do IT himself schmock
I never know if he's gonna randomly drop a german, chinese or french insult. It's beautifully chaotic.
He even insulted in Arabic lol 😅
@@RicoSan112 and hindi
I don't know, but I think he dropped some Russian as well.
Or just plain English
@@R_lulu on regular basis. His wife is russian.
The mix of humour and critique is amazing as always. Video was worth the wait!
JONKARIIIIIIII big fan
Jonkari is da bomb yo.
by humour, you mean the cocaine induced editing, right?
Agree
the wife laughing when he said make the game last longer is such an underrated joke
i dont get the joke
@Wuchta It’s sexual. I don’t think the author meant it as a joke but for some reason I associate it to sex when I heard it.
@@WuchtaArt besically ranton cums quickly
@@kenji2787 Obviously in a sus way. "last longer".
@@WuchtaArt
It is a meme that men do not last long during coitus i.e. pre-mature ejaculation - so the woman is left unsatisfied. (Assuming that is what she was thinking about)
9:28
I feel like he spent last three months just editing first two minutes. Totally worth it. Glad the shaolin monke is back
That intro is insane😂
Next video will be in christmas! Les gooooo!
He streams every day, that's where he's been, go to the streaming channel on yt
...heh
Shaolin monke.
I like that.
Almost Max0r level of insanity
I never know if Ranton abandoned his channel or not, lmao.
wtf is a Ranton?
@@Patrik1st the guy in the video
Semi-abandoned 🤣🤣
Bruh, CoryxKenshin has a higher chance of abandoning his channel lulz.
@@jonz2804 Which video
I usually can't stand chaotic editing like this but Ranton just makes all the chaos epic to watch
General Kenobi
Agreed, his style of editing is chaotic but also precise and you could miss even the smallest thing lmao
9:29 Sofia's laugh when Anton says "last longer" says everything
@don't be surprised no
Only last for 2 minutes confirmed
@don't be surprised And get that shit outta here.
And his eyes dart from looking at the camera to her, right before it cuts. Priceless
F but also W
Nice! Been waiting for one of these
lol very unexpected comment from you on here
Hell yeh baby
Based
FIGHT DANNY SEXBANG NEXT
@@RealRanton Hell yeah! would be nice if you answered my Michael Jai White question.
As someone who's learning Mandarin, I genuinely do care about these differences you explained in the beginning
That's the REALLY shit annoying part about the game for me as someone who speaks both Cantonese & Mandarin. Just fuckin' pick one & stick with it goddamnit!!!
@@FalconWindblader As someone who just bought it on Xbox it does have Cantonese now! 😊
Istg Ranton's editing just escalates to another level with each upload
Why are you under every video ever
We meet again
We meet again
Wassup
cough taking inspiration from twomad
Ranton's "hundreds edits per second" style is always entertaining!
Too much for me but I can see why people like it.
@@mikeexits same, i dont like it
@@philthethotdestroyer4194 then leave
@@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 Nothing wrong with stopping by to see what's up, sharing our thoughts, and leaving. That's what I did, until I saw your comment. Now I'm back replying. And here I go again, seeya.
@@mikeexits Respect+
Man, if he decided to just make video game reviews not-stop…he would completely take over on UA-cam. Always love when he drops a review.
"real fights dont look like a jackie chan" is something that really needs to be said more. ive been doing martial arts/ mma/ that kinda shit most of my life and the one fight i was in had TWO whole clean punches and the rest was bad bad ground wrestling
Real fights don't always end up in wrestling either. Get that footwork up.
its said enough.
yeah most fights that i've seen or been in have been a lot of striking without any strikes being actually landed until one actually does and someone gets knocked out
@@shoyupacket5572 most street fights are just throwing as many haymakers as possible until someone breaks it up or someone gets knocked out
True i was in a fight and i can tell whoever punches first wins literally knocked the guy down with one and then keep hitting when they are down until knocked unconscious then get arrested and pay a big fine if you are an idiot like me
Thank god Ranton has a 2nd channel and twitch..feels like he never left.
The second channel has been a nice way of getting my Ranton fix
ye his streams made it seems like he never left
@@fabioenchillada2278 its cool to see he streams so often when you think of his first stream where he was so, sooo nervous and scared he fck up :D but it turned out great
wait what?
I hope Ranton realises his own genius, this man is an absolute legend.
30 seconds in and I'm having an epilepsy attack, never change Anton
I wouldn't have it any other way lol
Its called a fit... Its not asthma
His editing is on crack
This is literally one of the most funniest videos I have ever watched on youtube. Keep it going Ranton
Thank you bro 🙏
oh you should check out his other reviews, I've seen them all but I keep rewatching them over and over cause funi
Holy your videos are god damn entertaining. I mean I'm pretty sure this took hours and hours of editing but the chaotic vibes are really what does it for me. SUBBED!
Ranton's humour/editing never gets old.. Can't wait for Elden Ring Review.
one word: Love
cant wait to see if he makes fun of quantum tv for a future elden ring review
Cant wait 2 see it
@Russell White Savage
I’ve never enjoyed watching reviews, but man, the fact that you combine humor with critic so well is so remarkable, let alone speaking multiple languages to reach multiple cultures like 1:50, I laughed so hard, so random yet so relevant xD.
ياخي ذبحني 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Sf-at والله لخمني😂
what does it mean?
@@KenLinx "may allah does not bless you, may allah break your hands, you animal you son of a dog " that's what he said
😂😂
As a former Aikidoka and Black Belt I laughed out loud at Ranton's Aikido impression. It do be like that sometimes.
After 2:09 minutes of ranting why it's pronounced "Shifu" he calls it "Sifu" then stating that it lacks consistency. Obviously very meta by Ranton here.
no the game is spelled sifu so he is just saying the games name
smh
The game is fucking called Sifu, sit down
He was saying it should be called "Shifu" but it's called "Sifu" instead.
@@harsha8976 yes exactly so when he is saying sifu he is referring to the game but the actual word should be shifu in this context
The critique you had for this game was spot on.
There's nothing to do once you're done, except play it again, and I got that feeling for a while. There was no other way to approach the systems etc.
But very early on I got this urge to perfect levels. Like, initially I was unhappy with beating the first level at about 30 years old. I felt it was making later stages far more difficult, so I decided to try and beat the Squats at 20.
Since the game released, I've beaten every level without dying, just because it was so much damn fun to replay over and over and to get better every single run. One of my favourite games of all time, easily.
DLC should be added, and personally I hope it's a spin on the mechanics, like playing as Yang without the talismans.
I wish you can beat the game at 10 yr old, where if your really good you de age more.
Spectacular editing as always.
sorry bot that acting like ranton i dont think i will
Just when we thought he couldn't be more chaotic... more glorious... more arous-
Grotesque
go on, finish it.
9:41, about this point, Sloclap's previous game Absolver had a lot of different martial arts styles the player could unlock while playing and mix and match moves making it a fun MMA type game (minus the grappling), but renamed to fit with the game's story.
Them being Kick Boxing (renamed to Forsaken), Muay Thai (renamed to Khalt), Ba Gua Zhang (renamed to Windfall), Drunken Boxing (renamed to Stagger), and Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do (renamed to Faejin).
When I saw Sifu's announcement, I really wanted the game to have a similar type of depth and mechanic, either with the different bosses/entire zone's enemies specialising in a different martial art styles that the player can pick up/unlock while fighting them.
Too bad Absolver died due to the lack of content and updates.
(more info on what I'm talking about here: ua-cam.com/video/fmqfIbR7Q4Y/v-deo.html )
absolver was too focused on pvp, alot of people wanted more of a pve game, the last udpate was that pve dungeon, but the game was already dead. F
@@SuperKratosgamer The other problem with Absolver was they were super slow at responding, partially because they were spending a lot of time on the content as opposed to balancing. By the time the PvE stuff came out people had dropped the game because of the fast move spamming and stuff.
There was also the consistent overcorrection with their balance updates that totally shifted the meta each time, making pvp investment harder than it already was. That being said, I still fucking love the game and I partially hold onto the hope of them coming back to it with enough proceeds from Sifu like they'd said iirc
@@Zevox144 they said early in Sifu development that they "would love to" go back to Absolver if Sifu is successful enough that they can afford to do so, but made no promises and more recent dev comments make it sound unlikely that they will. Which is unfortunate, but also understandable.
Absolver was left in a bad state and really deserved better. Part of the problem is, like you said, very swingy balance "fixes" (many of which broke more than they fixed, and a few of which got rolled back because they didn't work as intended). But more important than that was the devs being utterly tone-deaf with a lot of feedback. They got clear "please make this change because of this reason" explanations from players who understood the game better than they did, and they listened, but then somehow missed the point so hard it hurt. This wasn't just a problem late in the game's life, it happened right from the start. Best example is actually how they handled feedback from the game's beta testing.
The single most common piece of feedback was "let us remap the style ability inputs" followed immediately by "let us remap the movement keys to be AZERTY-friendly or to use ESDF instead of WASD" with other requests for control remapping as a general thing being a distant third place, but still more prevalent as feedback than any of the balance concerns.
The response was, of course, to assure players that control remapping would be available in the game on launch. And on launch, you could remap the controls... *EXCEPT* for several specific inputs which were mapped to keys that prevented you from making AZERTY-friendly layouts or using ESDF, and the style ability inputs that were the single most critical piece of feedback people gave the devs as being neecessary to remap.
Similarly, when coming into Downfall, the game balance was in a really good place before it came out. There was recurring feedback about the frame data not being accurate, and asking the devs to change the numbers to actually line up with how the game works - specifically saying the balance was good as it was, but the numbers being displayed were confusing people because there were moves for which they were inaccurate (but those moves were balanced in how they behaved). Their response was instead to change the timing of the attacks to more closely match the numbers, completely ruining game balance, and the subsequent updates were never able to clean that mess up fully. Adding onto this, the way they calculated frame data didn't line up with how they actually handled attacks in the game, so even after "fixing" it, some moves have inaccurate frame data.
1. Nice Korra reference, 2. This game was made by the same dev who made the game Absolver, which is a martial arts fighting game where you build out your moveset by stringing different moves together that start and end in different stances. It was good, but not enough people played it and there wasn't enough content so it is dead. Nevertheless I think you'd have a rly fun time looking at some older vids of people playing the game and showing off their move decks.
Hey, I still play absolver, it's a fine game
Got Absolver the same day Sifu released but it was so confusing and no one was playing so I haven’t played it since then
That "my lunch " joke was hilarious 10/10
😂😂😂
was it tho? o.O
Phenomenal video! From the very start of it, the insane amount of editing, the intensity of the beginning, that all serves to grab the viewer and have them wondering - what's coming next? - only to then transition into a hyper-autistic presentation provided by Ranton, which ends up being filled with some incredibly good and well substantiated points. Even those that you struggled to articulate made complete sense to me.
Incredible work on this, and considering the amount of praise you've heaped onto this game, I can't say I'm not excited to give it a try in the near future. That's a review, and, I've got to say that if more reviews were done like this, well... We'd be having a far better time. Bravo!
this is so far the best twomad tier editing skills but in chinese and i gotta say i'm loving every second of it
I love it how they manage to nail visual diversity while still maintaining the silhouettes, always perfectly telegraphing which enemy archetype is which.
I love the second channel, but I'm glad that this one is also getting new videos. The reviews are always so much fun!
Yessss, same!
So I've only watched the "talking about Shaolin stuff" videos until now. Damn I was not prepared for this but damn do I love it.
AAAH SCHAISE NEW RANTON JUST DROPPPED
The editing is so fast paced and unpredictable that I just have to give it a like😂
For this to ACTUALLY be rated and not be just a 7/10 is a testament that I probably need to buy this game. Also southern chinese martial arts and their derivatives REPRESENT.
The way his wife smirked when he said the game needs to last longer lmfaoo
Ne crois tu pas que je sais ce que j’fais ? Ranton never disappoint 💯💯
J'oublie qu'il parle le français et chaque vidéo je me fais surprendre mdr
5:44 the fact that the rap and the beat coinsidentally had the same bpm, first of all, sounds fire, so Ranton can easily wright a rap track haha
The amount of videos he's done on sifu, somehow made me think he's reviewed it already. But more Ranton is always a good thing :)
Fratzengeballer ist immer geil !
Dich hier zu finden war irgendwie zu erwarten :)
Spricht wohl für meinen Geschmack xD
Oh hey, Sorbus. Du auch hier?
ranton speaking french like a real gangsta rappeur is something i didn't knew i needed xD
Qui pouvait l'imaginer
1:55 had me screaming
The editing was superb, the comedy still slaps and i still cant understand half the languages he speaks
On the bit about martial arts diversity, I'm not sure how or if it'd be possible, but it'd be awesome to see even more different styles not just kung fu. Like it'd be awesome to see like a boxer, grappler, etc. It'd probably take away from the primary focus, and perhaps it's too complicated, but it'd be really really awesome to see.
Been waiting for this one!
1. Long unnecessary editing - Check
2. Insane humor - Check
3. Sexual Insult towards my mother - Check
4. Retarded sexual jokes overhaul - Check.
This is what I subscribed for. I missed these reviews xD
Lil bit passive agressive there hey. its a love hate relationship huh ? hahah. same, they are back!
So many things happened in 12 minutes. I love it.
i can imagine his brothers monks in the temple watching this ... '' did we realy teached this guy ? ''
great video mate as always ... keep up the good flow and energy
To be fair, Sifu has less letters so it's better and you're bald.
Can't argue with that 👿
Oof size: MEGA
Imagine visiting the Shaolin when he was still present and hasn't left, it'll probably give you a whole new idea of the Shaolin 😂
Dude has so much energy, thats crazy
And the editing is on poooint 🔥
Commenting on the mention of how "everyone fights the same but of course, indie studio has limitations": Sloclap's last game Absolver had TONS of moves inspired by multiple different martial art forms, more than Wing Chun - namely "drunken master" shit, more northern Kung Fu shit, even some Katate and a style specifically made to emulate Bruce Lee's. There's a MASSIVE amount of potential for them to add fresh new types of fighting in future content.
To hell with karate and Bruce Lee.
2:07 "Obviously, I'm exagerating a susemabit" HAHAHAHAHAHA
As a french native you made me cry of laughter XD
Dude I have watched 45 seconds of the video so far, had a seizure from the overwhelming editing and let me tell you one thing - I enjoys it so mucho!
Great job as always - love you :)
I missed the insane editing style. Couldn't stop laughing as soon as the video started
Man, your french is on point. It is as if you come straight from saint denis. The funny thing is i'm SURE you learn it from rap but DAMN even the accent is good.
Tu gère grave frero.
mdr j'ai du revenir en arrière parcque j'avais pas capter qu'il lachais des petit "suce ma bite" oklm entre 2 phrase chui mort
I’m convinced this man doesn’t exist.
He is an entity of another world.
ranton, i want you to know that your videos are very entertaining and beautifully crafted. it goes to show how much effort you've put into them and we truly appreciate your work.
The Kung Fu system used in Sifu is Bak Mei. I've been a practitioner for 28 years. It's an extremely powerful style. The game captured it really well.
Another masterpiece of a review once again . They never fail to make me laugh 🤣 and also fun to learn more Shaolin tidbits
man if i watched that intro on acid that wouldve been the end for my mental health
I guess they use Simplified Chinese while speaking in Cantonese is supposedly to make it more relatable to overseas Chinese, I am a Chinese that was born and raised in South East Asia, of course we speak Hakka, Hokkien, Cantonese but we usually follow the Simplified Characters, which could be the same for ABCs as well since the world seems to take place in a very Western enviroment.
Can we just please take a second to appreciate how long it probably takes for him to make these videos? lol. Einfach ausgezeichnet🔨
First of all @Ranton you're amazing. I'm not big on watching reviewers by random youtubers, which you technically are, but not only that, you're also a polyglot. Your German was amazing, not to mention your great grasp on English as well as your own Chinese dialects. You have this energy, this explosiveness about you that gets people like me, who enjoy a calm and nice day, up to your speed. You pump them up so to speak. Anyways, my point being at the end of all this, you've got yourself a subscriber, just because you're unique. Now, tell me who is editing your videos for you, because I hope not this huge workload falls into the hands of you or your wife. :D Have a great day!
Every vid is a masterpiece
3:03 😂
Ranton ballert als englischer über 1 mio sub UA-camr casually 18 Karat lines in seine Videos LMAO, ich liebe diesen Mann einfach!
Near the end you literally explained absolver, Sloclap's previous game where there are multiple styles
@ashy true
As far as the consistency issues with the authenticity: Absolver didn't sell great and didn't make a lot of money.
So I am GUESSING that they didn't have as much money to bring in people to make sure the game was stylistically consistent and authentic as they needed. Instead they focused their budget on making sure the animations looked correct, since that's the biggest part of the game.
Bro what the fuck did my brain experience in just 30 seconds.
The irrational pride of being one of the first 1k to watch a video, despite it being entirely a product of luck.
Game looks awesome, and you did a damn fine job with this review my good man
Replayability comes through on how much more there is to learn about tech - Stunning and punishing enemies, animation cancels, etc.
Though I think a better difficulty system and boss rush would be great.
It honestly fun seeing how passionately you speak of the game and it's qualities, yet how negligent you are of the primary moral the story carries (Wude, obviously), which kinda explains why no one authentically utilizes Pak Mei. It's performative. It's stylish. "It lets you show your opponent you can break him." This story goes from one of revenge to one of martial morality (the literal mandarin → English definition of Wude). To use moves that have appearance but mean nothing instead of a kill move because, you aren't fighting to kill in this game. You earn a bad ending to realize why one has Wude and when to quit (hence, sparing becomes your objective). You neutral ending to see Yang's motive, and you true ending to... well, I'm not sure. I'm still working towards the true ending. All I know is you true ending to show no need for the medallions (wait, three endings? Get on this, homedawg. Yang won't 0 deaths himself)
Northern style, southern style, Wing Chun, none of it means anything when you don't know when to stop fighting.
I love the Ip Man reference 😂
3:36 Can we please take a moment appreciate the cultural awareness of the fact that French people "ehhhh" a lot and Rantoni Baguettoni knows this shit and puts in the French flag in the subtitles instead of "ehhh"
damn this video has a more chaotic unpredictable vibe than where most of the brain rot originated. It's the perfect mix
is it just me or is it just so entertaining to watch his Sifu review over and over when I'm bored
Once again Ranton delivers another banger of a video!
Dude random vietnamese is gold
Did I just transcend into a Universe where Filthy Frank is Chinese and a shaolin monk?
The humor on this channel is hilarious, it reminds me of Papa Franku.
Love it, subscribed!
I’m too high for this.
Back in the 1970s when the TV series Kung Fu was a thing, there was an episode where two Chinese characters were speaking to one another. Chinese was not a thing known by most American audiences, so it seemed O.K.. That is, until Chinese-speakers called the Kung Fu series makers out for this scene. One character was speaking Cantonese, the other in Mandarin. In real life, they argued, they would not understand each other and yet these two were carrying on as if they were?
Not all people who watch TV (especially a wisdom-loving show like Kung Fu) are couch potatoes who know nothing more than what they see on TV. Ranton's point with "sifu" vs. "shifu" is spot on. =)
Many Canto speakers would know mandarin? and most mando speakers would know canto if they live in the south, perhaps even more dialects
@@MatthewTraceur Their story, not mine as I speak neither.
Also this took place over 40 years ago (different generation than now). TV was different too. No internet.
Perhaps they might understand each other now. Back then? I cannot say.
If they continue with this IP I would love to see them add more freedom of movement and interactivity as far as movement and fighting goes
The ability to run off walls and kick people or even vault of the people etc felt like the final piece to the martial arts "movie" puzzle
I understand for the sake of balance that may be difficult to implement without just killing the fun of it tho
"does anyone get what im saying cause i really dont" is the greatest quote of all time
6:10 OMG someone used avatar korra reference fuck yeah
He's back! When the world needed him the most he retured! 😭
The way his wife chuckled at 9:29 😂😂
It's like he just remembered his channel and used every single editing technique he remembers
Not really he is always amazing
ranton, never ever abandon this channel again! your content is a wonder
This is literally one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in my entire life
therapist: ranton giving a game a score of more than 7/10 does not exis-
ranton:
It's always a good day when Rantoni uploads!
The subtle "deez nuts" after he says hades at 8:55 always gets me
5:37 Fühl ich bruder, fühl ich.
1:45 A little bit too far south
Ranton talking about the game: 😪
His gf laughing at him saying 'last longer': 🤣
I was able to grasp the aging stuff pretty early because I replayed the first level a few times to get my age down and farm upgrades before starting my run
Basically whatever you purchase during your most successful run will carry over for that run (unless perma unlocked of course)
But I'm also not good enough (or rather lack the mental fortitude 🤣) to beat the game so take it with a grain of salt
The way I recently described your content to a friend who didn't know you was "Excellent Brainf*%k" and I stand by it. Your videos are exquisite! Please, keep them coming!