Making Lunch For My 8-Year-Old Son
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- Should Sandra give him another chance? #shorts
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And a menthol for dessert. Also, Sandra, what the hell?
XDXD Dammit. This was a good video, but “a menthol for dessert” made my morning
You're too funny
I had a buddy that called menthols after dinner mints. Lol
Lmfaooooooooooooooo
Praise God
My thoughts:
"Awe I love these videos!"
"Huh, I've never seen that character before."
"Nice, celery."
"Chili.. wait you didn't hear from WHO in 6 weeks??"
"Frozen???"
"Okay, this is a joke."
Same 😭
The hooters didn't faze your?
@@Its_Me_Romano eh some people have gone to hooters or hooters style restaurants at younger ages. Him "loving it" was the weird part XD
Only then, "this is a joke" ? I knew from that chili pour
Lol fr
“Starting with a grilled cheese”
The color: ◼️
The shape: 🕷
Lol 🤣🤣🤣
But fr tho 😐
What’s wrong with black I don’t seem nothing out of the ordinary I love my spider shaped black burned grilled cheese so goooooood
Its not burnt
@@arvetgt2045 who said it was?
@@arvetgt2045 it’s the well done of grilled cheese
"He loved when we went to hooters" 💀💀💀
Ye he really liked it probably 😅
I loved it when I when to hooters 🍑🦉
@@Not_Curtisaa❤😂❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊❤😊😂😅😂😅🎉😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😅😂😅😂😊❤😊❤😅😂😮🎉🎉😮🎉😮😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😢🎉😢🎉😢🎉😮😂😅
@@user-vd9cj6ob4m h
@@user-vd9cj6ob4m h
“They got us in the first half, not gonna lie”
Yeah same
Yeaaaaaa
Pretty much
I knew something was wrong when he said "went to hooters"
Fr
…I feel like there’s some underlining, unaddressed trauma there lmao
OH HELL NAH WHY ARE THE LIKES 666 IM LIKING
Like a villan origin story his enemy is protein power and saltine crackers 🤣🤣
i feel like this video is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously
@@TheGoldenDuckies no really?
I feel like there is an explicit, heavily addressed trauma here, because thats what 97.5% of the video is about
I went from "I didn't know Josh had a son."
To "I really hope Josh doesn't have a son."
Underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha yes, same
@@shirleevandruff yhhh
Jhjjk😅
@@rhileyvaughn3229 what?
😯 my name's Josh
Daddy, my tummy hurts
Daddy: that’s love right there
Everyone: talking about the hooters
me: “no way he just put the crackers in *WITH THE PLASTIC ON* “
THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING
LIKE (」゚ロ゚)」ᴺᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼ~
My pfp says my face
FR
It’s cheese
What about the raw egg and protein powder?
_I absolutely love how this started normal and then slowly transformed into insanity._
379 likes 0 comments?
Lol me too
Same
The wrapped item in the chili was the worst.
I hated it right from that burnt ass grilled cheese
Somehow the food and the commentary didn’t seem as weird as the way Josh holds the sharpie when he writes.
that's how i hold mine! never seen another right handed person (though i think was made to be right handed) write like that. s/o to josh
This
When I was growing up they called that "the lobster claw" and you would get in trouble for holding a pen/marker/pencil like that.
It makes me uncomfortable to see now.
YAAAAAAAS
i assumed it was just because his hands were coated in sauce
Bro those buffalo wings looked BUSSIN
The way he slapped that packet of Club Crakers made this go from "school lunch" to "prison tray".
I can't believe he feels this is inadequate lunch for an 8-year-old
@@vwalko nah, this isn't an adequate meal for an 8 year old. It's adequate for TWO 8 year olds or, one 16 year old.
@@tenzon975 It could also work for four four year olds or 0.5 thirty-two year olds.
That’s why he added protein power and an egg for the weights
Poor kid 🤣
Son : “Dad why do I got a raw egg?”
Dad: slams hand on table “Damn it Sandra!”
Son:”….okey”
This video escalated too quick. I felt the confusion in my face deepening by the second. Best short I've ever seen 😂😂
i feel like, if it *didn't* escalate too quick, I'd get to the end still wondering if it's a joke like a frog being boiled.
@@steaiii
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First red flag for me was when he put the crackers on top of the chili , am I the only one who thought that was weird 😂😂
@@XxDatBoyFly1xX It wasn't when he said he had an 8 year old?
@@XxDatBoyFly1xX no 😅
Me: *thinking this is going to be wholesome*
5 sec later: “Never mind.”
Samee
Me too
Same
The Hooters one 💀
Lol ye
Give him some wine while your at it to give the lunch some spice 😂
I was like “ohhh dad is so cute making his child .. wait wtf!!”
Lmao same 😂
Same-
I cant inderstand the shape what is it?
Dad is so cute 'Making His Child' 🤨
@@Gvtz Oh-
Also a cigarette, in case he feels stressed.
And knife, in case he wants to end it all.
No
And a match box with a single match just in case he isn’t feeling stressed enough
Who was the ytber that uses that again?
🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t realize it was a joke at first💀
Same
Same😂
It’s a joke?
Wait it's a joke?
@@mommymereality613 no one's gonna give their kid a raw egg XD
:) Thanks Josh.
I'll be honest with you, I personally do not have a big appetite to begin with. So when I bulk eating, I do it at my own space (because I am self-aware that there's a fair chance where I overstuff myself and... yeah.)
If I go hang out with a friend to go eat or go on a date to go eat, I'm just going to order the most normal size portion and by any situations if I honestly cannot finish the portion, then I will not finish the plate. I rather not have it finish then to try to save my own face from despair.
At least I'll be self-aware of my capabilities in certain situations.
Take care Josh, I'll see you around.
With love,
Tony
“So I added Celery sticks to remind him of Hooters”….yeah, the celery sticks is what he remembers.
Its a special kind of hooters
Well, he probably had a celery stick somewhere on him when he went there. 😉😉😉
At least he only packin the celery, everything else there would be not good for school💅
I wonder what kind of hooters
😂
"He loved it when we went to Hooters"
*sighs* lets head to the comments
Facts
Bro I went to hooters at 5 years old 💀✋
@@kilikimurillo6662 Little kids are allowed in there?☠️
@@illusion-delusion yep, but there needs to be an adult there
What's hooters?
“I’m cutting it into the shape of his favorite cartoon character”
The bread: //|\\
Took off about 50% of that grilled cheese!!
Lmao
Lol
@@justcasper734 true
This took me out LMAOO
Sooooo whats your desert
Sandra: uuuuummm raw egg and protein powder 😂😂😂
“He loved it when I took him to hooters”
Me: wait…
my exact thoughts
@@itzzjaxx1080 me same
I was literally too lazy to comment that until now
My Dad did that. He took me and my little brother to Hooters. I was in like 2nd or 1st grade. One of my thoughts were "Why do they make the women dress like that." And my dad told me and my brother not to tell my mom he took us there. I did
That boy didn’t even eat he was viewing the waitresses
Once he put the cracker pack in the chili, I knew it was over 😂😂 I’m praying for you Jonah ✊🏾🥹
I was about to say something about that.
it was when he cut the sandwich into an alien elephant for me
@@xPorsum 😂
Ikr
FR😭
Ngl, it took me a while to figure out it was a joke💀💀
His voice was so serious!!
Omg literally same
Welcome to Mythical Chef Josh
Same!😂
Same
Same
It’s great that he cares about his son🙂🙂
“Some pure caffeine to keep him awake during class”
739 likes!! But 0 reply
Here to give this replies
It seems every comment I type gets a bunch of likes for no reason 💀
@@hypnov well the one about the caffeine is actually funny
Same given replies
Me: “Cool idea with the grill cheese”
Me later on: “Wait a minute 🤔”
I’m still confused about that
@@HxppyLyfeArt Same.
@@HxppyLyfeArt Same
Looks like we’re all confused here!
I'm confused too
"Oh wow, Mythical chef Josh has a son? I've never heard him talk about having any kids..."
"Ah yep, never mind. I should've known better." 🤣
LMAO same
I was surprised, then disappointed in myself hahaha
Thought so too
🤣🤣🤣
Sandra wtf stop sleeping with the karate instructor
Bro took his son to hooters.
FR
Bro is luck af
this is weird
@@tdgaming69420 no it not
So
"Whey protein and eggs to bulk up Rocky style", perfection.
'How cursed do you want this to be?'
'Yes.'
He really loved when we went to hooters💀💀💀💀💀
"He loved it when i took him to Hooters"
Me: Oh boy, wonder how the marrige is going.
Susss
If you don't get it search up the hooters employee outfit
@@VortyxZero Yup, the worst thing is that there is a number of families ruined by Hooters, of course that its because of the employee outfit.
Omigod lol.
Same
Me: aw, I've never seen a guy do this before, so cute.
Me after: Sandra where the hell you at.
Bruh am I the only one that thought “Stop cutting the grilled cheese…I’ll have less to eat🤣”
@mmpj twod fr!! It’s a lot of work I don’t wanna do💀
@mmpj twod Hailey spencer said the same exact Thing 5 days ago
It went from "ok good I thought this would be one of those stupid vids" "to remind him of his favorite time at HOOTERS" and Sandra wth got me dying 💀💀💀
“He loved when he went to hooters”
*wait what*
Ikr
Wdym
@@chasek8258 if you don’t know you’re prob too young
@@kimercal I am actually old enough but I actually don’t know
They DO have good wings.
Started cheesy, turned spicy, only to find out the yolk is on us. Well done Josh, you just made my Monday.
and you just made my week. god bless you
Oof, I've been yolked
Ammm its sunday, for God's sake
🤣🤣 thank you for this!!!
@@ashiff7781 time zones
Everybody skipped over the “court appointed counselor” and his love of hooters 😂
We did not
My son gets bullied procedes to give him a love night
"starting with the grilled chesse..." 😂😂😂
@mmpj twod lol that killed me
@mmpj twod stolen comment
“Lemme add some crystal methamphetamine just in case my 8-year old son feels tired or is losing focus in class.”
Damn man I need some
@@randomguy302 same
😂
“I also packed a cyanide smoothie for Sandra”
Robot frog my brain: MECHA MOLLY
Never in my life have I ever been this confused and entertained - also why push the crackers into the chili 😭💀
That exactly what I was coming to the comments for... To c if anyone said anything about it lol 😅
It's not even from wendys too...
But why with the plastic on :vomit:
@@k-n-agaming8797 to keep the crackers from getting soggy, duh.
That's when I really questioned it all...plastic shoved into chili
When I seen him dabbing the celery sticks with the chicken I just knew things was about to go left 🤣🤣🤣
The burnt grilled cheese didn’t start it for you?
😂😂🤣😂
@@lennongarcia9642 Nah bro, burnt toast grilled cheese is banger.
@@mortarion9813 I guess. If you like chemotherapy
@@lennongarcia9642 when you put butter your grilled cheese should get to that color
"wow! A father packing his son's lunch that's not you usually see on the internet"
"Hmm grilled cheese..."
"Oh"
"Oh god"
I don’t get it
@@averagehum4n same
My EXACT thoughts lmfao
@@averagehum4n Because it's rare to see the dad make kids lunch on the internet lol And the food progressively got worse.
@@Homelander1 As I said to Moonpie:
Because it's rare to see the dad make kids lunch on the internet lol And the food progressively got worse.
“He loved when we went to hooters.” 💀
I was already like “what😀?” when i saw the burnt grilled cheese
Same
That's burn't-?
Frik I eat mine like that every time 💀
That’s burnt then what is a grilled cheese two pieces of bread and a piece cheese in microwave
@@ladybugbee ikr
Same. That's how grilled cheese are supposed to be. That crust is the "grill" in grilled cheese.
It is just CRISPY
I first I was like “It’s the thought that counts” and then it kept going downhill 😂😂
😂😂😂 ikr
He really had me at the first half💀
Define half
@bissyboi 123 Two quarters
@@xxitz_nobodytwtxx4536 Four eights
Same
@@PanguinBoy2 eight sixteenths
Going to hooters with a 8 years old kid is wild💀
“He loved it when I took him to hooters” I BET HE DID
Same bro same
What is hooter
I would
Its huuker
@@narigardens restaurant in america where women that work there wear revealing uniforms…
“I took him to hooters”, because, you know, that’s what you do with an eight year old.
Yeah its a restaurant (don't bother me I know)
@@ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_- do you know what kind of restaurant?
@@delibhj5099 not really
@@ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_- a restaurant with women as servers who are very scantly dressed with a bunch of screaming guys at the bar
@@tomthetitan3697 yep completely fine
"Keeps on getting bullied in school",
**casually adds protein powder and RAW eggs**
Salmonella: "huh? Did someone call me?"
Ah salmonella, the great nutrition boogeyman. Eat raw eggs, never had any.
@@SG-df9er came here to comment this, salmonella is like 1 in every 3500 eggs
Me who drinks raw eggs: eh this is fine ig
From what I learned from a high school culinary class in the most 90’s way physically possible and also a bit from the internet, raw eggs typically don’t contain salmonella or other foodbourne illnesses very often especially if they’re pasteurized…. Just store your eggs, egg whites, and egg yolks properly in a cool, sanitary place, and use them while they’re still edible(you can tell it isn’t edible if the egg gives off an unusual smell), and then you’re quite safe! :)
…Otherwise you’re just (probably cluelessly) asking for it, and you could be in a *LOT* of trouble too…. 😰 Stay safe, though! 👍
Fun fact, warnings on things like cookie dough and cake batter are not referring to risk of salmonella from eggs, the actual risk is E. Coli in the uncooked flour. Uncooked flour is super nasty, while eggs are safe unless you are super unlucky and have a compromised immune system.
Not the package into the sauce😭😭
Me watching the video: oh cute
“ remind him of the good times at hooters”
Wait what? Did I hear that right?
Nope you heard that right lmfao
"He loved it when we went to Hooters"
Sir you did WHATa
Ik man
I don't agree with it but lots of people take their kids to hootera
Nah
I didn’t even notice that until you said it
I had to here that a second time
He: We went to HOOTERS
Me: You took your kid to HOOTERS
@Matthias Gomez are you sure you went for the wings? 😏😏😏
@@yoshigod7480 oh no,
I went to hooters when I was 6
@@yoshigod7480 yeah a kid just drives to hooters by himself
Bro wants to make Sandra to bully the bullies😂
*sandra comes home
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIVING MY SON?!?
Lmao
“And I gave him a travel size bottle of whiskey to take the edge off math class”
“he loved it when we went to hooters” AYO WHAT
Edit: mommy im famous!
Hooters have a kids menu how would I know my stepdad bring me to Hooters
@@xaviidk naw wtf
@@tueifsadventure5296 went too, it’s a resturaunt, bar and club
I’m young and I went to hooters
@@Fartfunnyhaha if u don’t see the flaws, you r TOO young
This is tragic 😔
Wish you get happier soon with the situation
Dad: here you go son
Son: thank you dad
“ at lunch time “
Son: I can’t wait to see what my dad packed me “ sees the lunch “ wtf!
Then the asks him to go get milk.
“that escalated quickly”
“He loved it when we went to hooters.”
*wait*
Neeg just said Hooters
Is the cheese supposed to look like that?"
"Vegetables,nice!"
"Oh chili!Wait WHAT?"
"Frozen...?"
"I don't think he is going to eat that raw egg"
"Okay nevermind-"
i love that my first thought was "awe i don't see a lot of dad content! cool!" then quickly realized,,,, yep. dad content.
As soon as I saw Josh, I was confused at the seriousness. I first asked “He has a son?!”.
why u gotta say his first name bruh
@@himawariuzumaki7974
Would it have been better if they said his last name?
@@himawariuzumaki7974 they’re on a first name basis
He doesn't. And that's not his fiancée's name either
At first I thought "this kid is spoiled...who cuts their kids sandwich into fun shapes?" Then I realized it was comedy with the hooters comment.
"When we went to Hooters" an 8 year old💀 (I know its a joke)
Minors are allowed inside though....
What hooters ?
I went to hooter when I was 10
I loved the place
You dude you know it was a joke right?
Man hooters is Great I loved it as a teen although it got ruined when my grandma wanted to go with me that would’ve been uh
"He loved it when we went to Hooters in Fort-Lauderdale, last summer." 😭
Edit : Somehow started beef with two dudes in my replys
for real lmao
For bro
@Doit I don’t believe you considering Hooters doesn’t let children in, they can only order take-out.
wow what an original comment
@@filet9622 🤡
My first thought was, " I didn't know Josh had a son." Ok, you got me!! 😂
Same here.
Your son at lunch : why does my bread look like a dog's leftover😢
Him : I'll just put in some protein powder. The Son : Thanks Dad 💪
"Thanks dad 💪☠️💪
Finally. Someone packing lunch for their “kid” that’s worth watching
“Raw eggs “
RAW EGGS
my guys kid must be sick constantly
IKR LIKE WHAT
YOU TOOK HIM TO HOODERS
"i also gave him a bottle of vodka and a 6 pack of cigarettes, in case hes stressed"
Stolen
Is his son disabled or something
A 6 pack of buttermilk crack
That was my lunch
Copied
“He loved it when we went to-“
Famous last words
Me realizing:
He’s getting back at Sandra by poisoning the kid 💀
A pack a Budweiser for when he’s driving back home
Modest Pelican cooking channel
"That's a nice lookin grilled cheese wait did you say Hooters"
"Sandra
What the hell?"
💀💀
she was missing for weeks what do you expect
Him: "cooking lunch for my 8 year old son"
Also him: "he loved it when we went to hooters"
Yea who would take a kid to hooters
I know like really
@@natashabrock7729 fr
@@natashabrock7729 my step dad took me they literally have a kids meal
@@natashabrock7729 my parents take me
Bro just dropped the biggest piece of lore
“Loved it when we went to hooters last summer” bruh
Please tell me you know this is a joke
I honestly don’t know what’s wrong with hooters
@@RexxZProductions their waitresses are lewd women, look up hooters waitresses in uniforms
@@squirrels_56 Ik I go there a lot for sports and wings I was going there when I was 4 (many years ago) and I honestly didn’t think anything about it our brains were too young and innocent back then😂
@@RexxZProductions so why are you pretending you don’t know that lmao
my mom: make urself a sandwich
me: i'll just grab... a graham cracker or something lol
Alright Sandra. Enough’s enough. We’ve got Josh making frog shaped grilled cheeses over here.
We all know the real reason why he loved hooters so much😂😂😂
everyone talks about hooters
me: Ummm he haven’t seen his wife in 6 weeks
the whole vid is satire 🤦♂️
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie 😆
I thought this was real until the raw egg 😭
You thought the protein powder was real?😂😂😂
Until the raw egg? So everything were normal? Hahahaha
he forgot the beer in case his kid dont want water