Making Lunch For My 8-Year-Old Son

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @jjunture
    @jjunture 2 роки тому +114654

    And a menthol for dessert. Also, Sandra, what the hell?

    • @100dollartissues
      @100dollartissues 2 роки тому +430

      XDXD Dammit. This was a good video, but “a menthol for dessert” made my morning

    • @Youtube_ban_me
      @Youtube_ban_me 2 роки тому +102

      You're too funny

    • @AbeusMaximus
      @AbeusMaximus 2 роки тому +79

      I had a buddy that called menthols after dinner mints. Lol

    • @3rdstreetsaint904
      @3rdstreetsaint904 2 роки тому +17

      Lmfaooooooooooooooo

    • @chadwick1084
      @chadwick1084 2 роки тому +9

      Praise God

  • @amber3392
    @amber3392 2 роки тому +4184

    My thoughts:
    "Awe I love these videos!"
    "Huh, I've never seen that character before."
    "Nice, celery."
    "Chili.. wait you didn't hear from WHO in 6 weeks??"
    "Frozen???"
    "Okay, this is a joke."

    • @hema4realz
      @hema4realz 2 роки тому +18

      Same 😭

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano 2 роки тому +19

      The hooters didn't faze your?

    • @yeetusdeletus4304
      @yeetusdeletus4304 2 роки тому +8

      @@Its_Me_Romano eh some people have gone to hooters or hooters style restaurants at younger ages. Him "loving it" was the weird part XD

    • @mbi.studio
      @mbi.studio 2 роки тому +2

      Only then, "this is a joke" ? I knew from that chili pour

    • @jaedavis7914
      @jaedavis7914 2 роки тому

      Lol fr

  • @Rogue5490
    @Rogue5490 2 роки тому +6674

    “Starting with a grilled cheese”
    The color: ◼️
    The shape: 🕷

    • @NoMichaengNoLife
      @NoMichaengNoLife 2 роки тому +13

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣
      But fr tho 😐

    • @SavEncrypted
      @SavEncrypted 2 роки тому +47

      What’s wrong with black I don’t seem nothing out of the ordinary I love my spider shaped black burned grilled cheese so goooooood

    • @arvetgt2045
      @arvetgt2045 2 роки тому +9

      Its not burnt

    • @NoMichaengNoLife
      @NoMichaengNoLife 2 роки тому +4

      @@arvetgt2045 who said it was?

    • @Rogue5490
      @Rogue5490 2 роки тому +5

      @@arvetgt2045 it’s the well done of grilled cheese

  • @SwagCane
    @SwagCane 10 місяців тому +1539

    "He loved when we went to hooters" 💀💀💀

    • @user-vd9cj6ob4m
      @user-vd9cj6ob4m 9 місяців тому +13

      Ye he really liked it probably 😅

    • @Not_Curtis
      @Not_Curtis 9 місяців тому +16

      I loved it when I when to hooters 🍑🦉

    • @user-iy3kw7wt2l
      @user-iy3kw7wt2l 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Not_Curtisaa❤😂❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊❤😊😂😅😂😅🎉😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😅😂😅😂😊❤😊❤😅😂😮🎉🎉😮🎉😮😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😢🎉😢🎉😢🎉😮😂😅

    • @GabriSoto
      @GabriSoto 9 місяців тому

      @@user-vd9cj6ob4m h

    • @GabriSoto
      @GabriSoto 9 місяців тому

      @@user-vd9cj6ob4m h

  • @DertexVR
    @DertexVR 2 роки тому +16027

    “They got us in the first half, not gonna lie”

  • @mashleyden
    @mashleyden 2 роки тому +4519

    …I feel like there’s some underlining, unaddressed trauma there lmao

    • @macinbuddy9311
      @macinbuddy9311 2 роки тому +25

      OH HELL NAH WHY ARE THE LIKES 666 IM LIKING

    • @briarc4235
      @briarc4235 2 роки тому +36

      Like a villan origin story his enemy is protein power and saltine crackers 🤣🤣

    • @TheGoldenDuckies
      @TheGoldenDuckies 2 роки тому +12

      i feel like this video is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously

    • @Scoutussy
      @Scoutussy 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheGoldenDuckies no really?

    • @Joshinken
      @Joshinken 2 роки тому +6

      I feel like there is an explicit, heavily addressed trauma here, because thats what 97.5% of the video is about

  • @eugenesis8188
    @eugenesis8188 Рік тому +5659

    I went from "I didn't know Josh had a son."
    To "I really hope Josh doesn't have a son."

  • @Tampenismall
    @Tampenismall Рік тому +95

    Daddy, my tummy hurts
    Daddy: that’s love right there

  • @crispss.
    @crispss. 2 роки тому +6011

    Everyone: talking about the hooters
    me: “no way he just put the crackers in *WITH THE PLASTIC ON* “

    • @xxxmelan999
      @xxxmelan999 2 роки тому

      THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING
      LIKE (」゚ロ゚)」ᴺᴼᴼᴼᴼᴼ~

    • @Trixxy_Glixx
      @Trixxy_Glixx 2 роки тому +36

      My pfp says my face

    • @caleb1754
      @caleb1754 2 роки тому +13

      FR

    • @wll9047
      @wll9047 2 роки тому +5

      It’s cheese

    • @TMTCKLE
      @TMTCKLE 2 роки тому +19

      What about the raw egg and protein powder?

  • @NextActRenaVT
    @NextActRenaVT Рік тому +5787

    _I absolutely love how this started normal and then slowly transformed into insanity._

  • @idkdude2377
    @idkdude2377 2 роки тому +18988

    Somehow the food and the commentary didn’t seem as weird as the way Josh holds the sharpie when he writes.

    • @pdfbanana
      @pdfbanana 2 роки тому +74

      that's how i hold mine! never seen another right handed person (though i think was made to be right handed) write like that. s/o to josh

    • @raukuracave4714
      @raukuracave4714 2 роки тому +4

      This

    • @ConverseCherry
      @ConverseCherry 2 роки тому +15

      When I was growing up they called that "the lobster claw" and you would get in trouble for holding a pen/marker/pencil like that.
      It makes me uncomfortable to see now.

    • @rosiesrandomtreasures1014
      @rosiesrandomtreasures1014 2 роки тому +2

      YAAAAAAAS

    • @nobodyinparticular968
      @nobodyinparticular968 2 роки тому +5

      i assumed it was just because his hands were coated in sauce

  • @BG_52
    @BG_52 Рік тому +7

    Bro those buffalo wings looked BUSSIN

  • @tenzon975
    @tenzon975 2 роки тому +6036

    The way he slapped that packet of Club Crakers made this go from "school lunch" to "prison tray".

    • @vwalko
      @vwalko 2 роки тому +31

      I can't believe he feels this is inadequate lunch for an 8-year-old

    • @tenzon975
      @tenzon975 2 роки тому +63

      @@vwalko nah, this isn't an adequate meal for an 8 year old. It's adequate for TWO 8 year olds or, one 16 year old.

    • @charlespoole8525
      @charlespoole8525 2 роки тому +27

      @@tenzon975 It could also work for four four year olds or 0.5 thirty-two year olds.

    • @supershep4439
      @supershep4439 2 роки тому +5

      That’s why he added protein power and an egg for the weights

    • @jennydelgado8517
      @jennydelgado8517 2 роки тому +3

      Poor kid 🤣
      Son : “Dad why do I got a raw egg?”
      Dad: slams hand on table “Damn it Sandra!”
      Son:”….okey”

  • @wootwoo299
    @wootwoo299 2 роки тому +4087

    This video escalated too quick. I felt the confusion in my face deepening by the second. Best short I've ever seen 😂😂

    • @steaiii
      @steaiii 2 роки тому +22

      i feel like, if it *didn't* escalate too quick, I'd get to the end still wondering if it's a joke like a frog being boiled.

    • @haforjohannsson8476
      @haforjohannsson8476 2 роки тому

      @@steaiii
      ð

    • @XxDatBoyFly1xX
      @XxDatBoyFly1xX 2 роки тому +16

      First red flag for me was when he put the crackers on top of the chili , am I the only one who thought that was weird 😂😂

    • @dothedo3667
      @dothedo3667 2 роки тому +6

      @@XxDatBoyFly1xX It wasn't when he said he had an 8 year old?

    • @lakinjones6076
      @lakinjones6076 2 роки тому

      @@XxDatBoyFly1xX no 😅

  • @yourlocalcinnamontoastcrun5079
    @yourlocalcinnamontoastcrun5079 2 роки тому +3497

    Me: *thinking this is going to be wholesome*
    5 sec later: “Never mind.”

  • @3mily23Chiquete-cl6bf
    @3mily23Chiquete-cl6bf Рік тому +83

    Give him some wine while your at it to give the lunch some spice 😂

  • @ThemedInjection
    @ThemedInjection 2 роки тому +11289

    I was like “ohhh dad is so cute making his child .. wait wtf!!”

  • @il3968
    @il3968 2 роки тому +27121

    Also a cigarette, in case he feels stressed.

    • @LazyPurppy
      @LazyPurppy 2 роки тому

      And knife, in case he wants to end it all.

    • @obiwanjaco
      @obiwanjaco 2 роки тому +77

      No

    • @callmebope3359
      @callmebope3359 2 роки тому +734

      And a match box with a single match just in case he isn’t feeling stressed enough

    • @nullody3192
      @nullody3192 2 роки тому +42

      Who was the ytber that uses that again?

    • @nsclip2574
      @nsclip2574 2 роки тому +24

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @curlyheadmai6146
    @curlyheadmai6146 2 роки тому +6574

    I didn’t realize it was a joke at first💀

  • @TheWay413
    @TheWay413 5 місяців тому +1

    :) Thanks Josh.
    I'll be honest with you, I personally do not have a big appetite to begin with. So when I bulk eating, I do it at my own space (because I am self-aware that there's a fair chance where I overstuff myself and... yeah.)
    If I go hang out with a friend to go eat or go on a date to go eat, I'm just going to order the most normal size portion and by any situations if I honestly cannot finish the portion, then I will not finish the plate. I rather not have it finish then to try to save my own face from despair.
    At least I'll be self-aware of my capabilities in certain situations.
    Take care Josh, I'll see you around.
    With love,
    Tony

  • @Bwk-mj4pm
    @Bwk-mj4pm 2 роки тому +4245

    “So I added Celery sticks to remind him of Hooters”….yeah, the celery sticks is what he remembers.

    • @Lavender_Bunnie
      @Lavender_Bunnie 2 роки тому +32

      Its a special kind of hooters

    • @sinoist742
      @sinoist742 2 роки тому +4

      Well, he probably had a celery stick somewhere on him when he went there. 😉😉😉

    • @princess_potato_2744
      @princess_potato_2744 2 роки тому +1

      At least he only packin the celery, everything else there would be not good for school💅

    • @yishire3611
      @yishire3611 2 роки тому

      I wonder what kind of hooters

    • @sillydont.trytotrackme9973
      @sillydont.trytotrackme9973 2 роки тому

      😂

  • @kakkssjefkstay4467
    @kakkssjefkstay4467 2 роки тому +2039

    "He loved it when we went to Hooters"
    *sighs* lets head to the comments

  • @diamonda3253
    @diamonda3253 2 роки тому +5330

    “I’m cutting it into the shape of his favorite cartoon character”
    The bread: //|\\

  • @user-wf3vk9yb4j
    @user-wf3vk9yb4j Місяць тому

    Sooooo whats your desert
    Sandra: uuuuummm raw egg and protein powder 😂😂😂

  • @Strictz.
    @Strictz. 2 роки тому +3279

    “He loved it when I took him to hooters”
    Me: wait…

    • @itzzjaxx1080
      @itzzjaxx1080 2 роки тому +24

      my exact thoughts

    • @basketballion2475
      @basketballion2475 2 роки тому +4

      @@itzzjaxx1080 me same

    • @xXGacha_Baddie_JasperXx
      @xXGacha_Baddie_JasperXx 2 роки тому +6

      I was literally too lazy to comment that until now

    • @42sunflowers
      @42sunflowers 2 роки тому +25

      My Dad did that. He took me and my little brother to Hooters. I was in like 2nd or 1st grade. One of my thoughts were "Why do they make the women dress like that." And my dad told me and my brother not to tell my mom he took us there. I did

    • @jay-tfretil6880
      @jay-tfretil6880 2 роки тому +9

      That boy didn’t even eat he was viewing the waitresses

  • @rafaelrivera-montalvo6608
    @rafaelrivera-montalvo6608 2 роки тому +1897

    Once he put the cracker pack in the chili, I knew it was over 😂😂 I’m praying for you Jonah ✊🏾🥹

  • @beagle8235
    @beagle8235 2 роки тому +1679

    Ngl, it took me a while to figure out it was a joke💀💀
    His voice was so serious!!

  • @tgniygyuguyggiugiugngiu8626
    @tgniygyuguyggiugiugngiu8626 9 місяців тому +3

    It’s great that he cares about his son🙂🙂

  • @hypnov
    @hypnov 2 роки тому +1825

    “Some pure caffeine to keep him awake during class”

  • @BlackScreen55
    @BlackScreen55 2 роки тому +1969

    Me: “Cool idea with the grill cheese”
    Me later on: “Wait a minute 🤔”

  • @camjam180
    @camjam180 2 роки тому +3866

    "Oh wow, Mythical chef Josh has a son? I've never heard him talk about having any kids..."
    "Ah yep, never mind. I should've known better." 🤣

  • @Mikey.mouse46
    @Mikey.mouse46 9 місяців тому

    Sandra wtf stop sleeping with the karate instructor

  • @110Ironfist
    @110Ironfist Рік тому +3062

    Bro took his son to hooters.

  • @krishnayandey889
    @krishnayandey889 2 роки тому +1859

    "Whey protein and eggs to bulk up Rocky style", perfection.

  • @g0ingbackto505-p9c
    @g0ingbackto505-p9c 2 роки тому +606

    'How cursed do you want this to be?'
    'Yes.'

  • @user-nb4ok4yz1z
    @user-nb4ok4yz1z 16 днів тому

    He really loved when we went to hooters💀💀💀💀💀

  • @idontknowmyname.1200
    @idontknowmyname.1200 2 роки тому +819

    "He loved it when i took him to Hooters"
    Me: Oh boy, wonder how the marrige is going.

    • @VortyxZero
      @VortyxZero 2 роки тому +1

      Susss

    • @VortyxZero
      @VortyxZero 2 роки тому +1

      If you don't get it search up the hooters employee outfit

    • @idontknowmyname.1200
      @idontknowmyname.1200 2 роки тому +1

      @@VortyxZero Yup, the worst thing is that there is a number of families ruined by Hooters, of course that its because of the employee outfit.

    • @pixxelpixie4128
      @pixxelpixie4128 2 роки тому

      Omigod lol.

    • @Jdubdoingshit
      @Jdubdoingshit 2 роки тому

      Same

  • @taekooklander0910
    @taekooklander0910 2 роки тому +302

    Me: aw, I've never seen a guy do this before, so cute.
    Me after: Sandra where the hell you at.

  • @janeitaupule6468
    @janeitaupule6468 2 роки тому +400

    Bruh am I the only one that thought “Stop cutting the grilled cheese…I’ll have less to eat🤣”

    • @janeitaupule6468
      @janeitaupule6468 2 роки тому +1

      @mmpj twod fr!! It’s a lot of work I don’t wanna do💀

    • @idilhassan1959
      @idilhassan1959 2 роки тому

      @mmpj twod Hailey spencer said the same exact Thing 5 days ago

  • @levicastellano3096
    @levicastellano3096 25 днів тому

    It went from "ok good I thought this would be one of those stupid vids" "to remind him of his favorite time at HOOTERS" and Sandra wth got me dying 💀💀💀

  • @dagmara3288
    @dagmara3288 2 роки тому +899

    “He loved when he went to hooters”
    *wait what*

    • @mr.teatimesrt6725
      @mr.teatimesrt6725 2 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @chasek8258
      @chasek8258 2 роки тому +6

      Wdym

    • @kimercal
      @kimercal 2 роки тому +5

      @@chasek8258 if you don’t know you’re prob too young

    • @mexicanv1nce539
      @mexicanv1nce539 2 роки тому +2

      @@kimercal I am actually old enough but I actually don’t know

    • @hq3473
      @hq3473 2 роки тому

      They DO have good wings.

  • @ladyinwaiting7898
    @ladyinwaiting7898 2 роки тому +3364

    Started cheesy, turned spicy, only to find out the yolk is on us. Well done Josh, you just made my Monday.

  • @alexispaige9703
    @alexispaige9703 2 роки тому +488

    Everybody skipped over the “court appointed counselor” and his love of hooters 😂

  • @Cr4zyCade11
    @Cr4zyCade11 6 місяців тому

    My son gets bullied procedes to give him a love night

  • @CzlowiekLasu1989
    @CzlowiekLasu1989 2 роки тому +855

    "starting with the grilled chesse..." 😂😂😂

  • @awjnck204
    @awjnck204 2 роки тому +125

    “Lemme add some crystal methamphetamine just in case my 8-year old son feels tired or is losing focus in class.”

  • @ello_bozo4631
    @ello_bozo4631 2 роки тому +990

    “I also packed a cyanide smoothie for Sandra”

  • @Yktslim
    @Yktslim 4 місяці тому

    Robot frog my brain: MECHA MOLLY

  • @basicjas7817
    @basicjas7817 2 роки тому +3212

    Never in my life have I ever been this confused and entertained - also why push the crackers into the chili 😭💀

    • @michaelbailey9439
      @michaelbailey9439 2 роки тому +17

      That exactly what I was coming to the comments for... To c if anyone said anything about it lol 😅

    • @harV6624
      @harV6624 2 роки тому +4

      It's not even from wendys too...

    • @k-n-agaming8797
      @k-n-agaming8797 2 роки тому +7

      But why with the plastic on :vomit:

    • @S4DF4C3
      @S4DF4C3 2 роки тому +12

      @@k-n-agaming8797 to keep the crackers from getting soggy, duh.

    • @deadman6551
      @deadman6551 2 роки тому +4

      That's when I really questioned it all...plastic shoved into chili

  • @DetroitMi7le
    @DetroitMi7le 2 роки тому +602

    When I seen him dabbing the celery sticks with the chicken I just knew things was about to go left 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lennongarcia9642
      @lennongarcia9642 2 роки тому +10

      The burnt grilled cheese didn’t start it for you?

    • @gabchuor103
      @gabchuor103 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤣😂

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 2 роки тому +3

      @@lennongarcia9642 Nah bro, burnt toast grilled cheese is banger.

    • @lennongarcia9642
      @lennongarcia9642 2 роки тому +4

      @@mortarion9813 I guess. If you like chemotherapy

    • @2patsfan588
      @2patsfan588 2 роки тому +1

      @@lennongarcia9642 when you put butter your grilled cheese should get to that color

  • @chenxi8677
    @chenxi8677 2 роки тому +100

    "wow! A father packing his son's lunch that's not you usually see on the internet"
    "Hmm grilled cheese..."
    "Oh"
    "Oh god"

    • @averagehum4n
      @averagehum4n 2 роки тому

      I don’t get it

    • @Homelander1
      @Homelander1 2 роки тому

      @@averagehum4n same

    • @elementalcatproductions
      @elementalcatproductions 2 роки тому

      My EXACT thoughts lmfao

    • @elementalcatproductions
      @elementalcatproductions 2 роки тому

      @@averagehum4n Because it's rare to see the dad make kids lunch on the internet lol And the food progressively got worse.

    • @elementalcatproductions
      @elementalcatproductions 2 роки тому

      @@Homelander1 As I said to Moonpie:
      Because it's rare to see the dad make kids lunch on the internet lol And the food progressively got worse.

  • @Lauren_ambb
    @Lauren_ambb 8 місяців тому

    “He loved when we went to hooters.” 💀

  • @katieblox7023
    @katieblox7023 2 роки тому +3290

    I was already like “what😀?” when i saw the burnt grilled cheese

    • @Sawzei
      @Sawzei 2 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @ladybugbee
      @ladybugbee 2 роки тому +111

      That's burn't-?
      Frik I eat mine like that every time 💀

    • @jamestaylor7649
      @jamestaylor7649 2 роки тому +21

      That’s burnt then what is a grilled cheese two pieces of bread and a piece cheese in microwave

    • @Grimmjeaux
      @Grimmjeaux 2 роки тому +31

      @@ladybugbee ikr
      Same. That's how grilled cheese are supposed to be. That crust is the "grill" in grilled cheese.

    • @JudeSGPC
      @JudeSGPC 2 роки тому +17

      It is just CRISPY

  • @cecemepls0
    @cecemepls0 2 роки тому +711

    I first I was like “It’s the thought that counts” and then it kept going downhill 😂😂

  • @PxlaroidD
    @PxlaroidD Рік тому +877

    He really had me at the first half💀

  • @joanmoukarzel5609
    @joanmoukarzel5609 9 місяців тому

    Going to hooters with a 8 years old kid is wild💀

  • @Sjb_progress
    @Sjb_progress 2 роки тому +1993

    “He loved it when I took him to hooters” I BET HE DID

  • @evy2031
    @evy2031 2 роки тому +2811

    “I took him to hooters”, because, you know, that’s what you do with an eight year old.

    • @ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_-
      @ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_- 2 роки тому +23

      Yeah its a restaurant (don't bother me I know)

    • @delibhj5099
      @delibhj5099 2 роки тому +10

      @@ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_- do you know what kind of restaurant?

    • @ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_-
      @ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_- 2 роки тому +3

      @@delibhj5099 not really

    • @tomthetitan3697
      @tomthetitan3697 2 роки тому +33

      @@ItsBushwookie-ye11o-_- a restaurant with women as servers who are very scantly dressed with a bunch of screaming guys at the bar

    • @ja1mico
      @ja1mico 2 роки тому +14

      @@tomthetitan3697 yep completely fine

  • @aacoolvlogs3680
    @aacoolvlogs3680 2 роки тому +1340

    "Keeps on getting bullied in school",
    **casually adds protein powder and RAW eggs**
    Salmonella: "huh? Did someone call me?"

    • @SG-df9er
      @SG-df9er 2 роки тому +27

      Ah salmonella, the great nutrition boogeyman. Eat raw eggs, never had any.

    • @jaggerbulger1752
      @jaggerbulger1752 2 роки тому +21

      @@SG-df9er came here to comment this, salmonella is like 1 in every 3500 eggs

    • @Pseudopseudohypoparathyr0idism
      @Pseudopseudohypoparathyr0idism 2 роки тому +9

      Me who drinks raw eggs: eh this is fine ig

    • @solarichan
      @solarichan 2 роки тому +9

      From what I learned from a high school culinary class in the most 90’s way physically possible and also a bit from the internet, raw eggs typically don’t contain salmonella or other foodbourne illnesses very often especially if they’re pasteurized…. Just store your eggs, egg whites, and egg yolks properly in a cool, sanitary place, and use them while they’re still edible(you can tell it isn’t edible if the egg gives off an unusual smell), and then you’re quite safe! :)
      …Otherwise you’re just (probably cluelessly) asking for it, and you could be in a *LOT* of trouble too…. 😰 Stay safe, though! 👍

    • @ghostratsarah
      @ghostratsarah 2 роки тому +1

      Fun fact, warnings on things like cookie dough and cake batter are not referring to risk of salmonella from eggs, the actual risk is E. Coli in the uncooked flour. Uncooked flour is super nasty, while eggs are safe unless you are super unlucky and have a compromised immune system.

  • @williamslewa7073
    @williamslewa7073 6 місяців тому

    Not the package into the sauce😭😭

  • @xplr999oliviayoung3
    @xplr999oliviayoung3 2 роки тому +595

    Me watching the video: oh cute
    “ remind him of the good times at hooters”
    Wait what? Did I hear that right?

    • @Lonnie19
      @Lonnie19 2 роки тому +1

      Nope you heard that right lmfao

  • @Arctirex_
    @Arctirex_ 2 роки тому +424

    "He loved it when we went to Hooters"
    Sir you did WHATa

    • @W.G.S
      @W.G.S 2 роки тому +1

      Ik man

    • @futuremrs.c1099
      @futuremrs.c1099 2 роки тому +1

      I don't agree with it but lots of people take their kids to hootera

    • @mariopp3172
      @mariopp3172 2 роки тому

      Nah

    • @92397
      @92397 2 роки тому +1

      I didn’t even notice that until you said it

    • @quentingarcia7243
      @quentingarcia7243 2 роки тому

      I had to here that a second time

  • @JesusPerez-jb3gr
    @JesusPerez-jb3gr 2 роки тому +78

    He: We went to HOOTERS
    Me: You took your kid to HOOTERS

    • @yoshigod7480
      @yoshigod7480 2 роки тому +1

      @Matthias Gomez are you sure you went for the wings? 😏😏😏

    • @MrPresidentFrog
      @MrPresidentFrog 2 роки тому +3

      @@yoshigod7480 oh no,

    • @CPLWalsh
      @CPLWalsh 2 роки тому

      I went to hooters when I was 6

    • @babobum6993
      @babobum6993 2 роки тому +1

      @@yoshigod7480 yeah a kid just drives to hooters by himself

  • @weronicaolsson8195
    @weronicaolsson8195 5 місяців тому

    Bro wants to make Sandra to bully the bullies😂

  • @Rileighmoore4477
    @Rileighmoore4477 2 роки тому +163

    *sandra comes home
    “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GIVING MY SON?!?

  • @Zuzu01
    @Zuzu01 2 роки тому +18

    “And I gave him a travel size bottle of whiskey to take the edge off math class”

  • @tueifsadventure5296
    @tueifsadventure5296 Рік тому +4637

    “he loved it when we went to hooters” AYO WHAT
    Edit: mommy im famous!

    • @xaviidk
      @xaviidk Рік тому +116

      Hooters have a kids menu how would I know my stepdad bring me to Hooters

    • @tueifsadventure5296
      @tueifsadventure5296 Рік тому +38

      @@xaviidk naw wtf

    • @Jdubdoingshit
      @Jdubdoingshit Рік тому +25

      @@tueifsadventure5296 went too, it’s a resturaunt, bar and club

    • @Fartfunnyhaha
      @Fartfunnyhaha Рік тому +17

      I’m young and I went to hooters

    • @clara-gracesanders4091
      @clara-gracesanders4091 Рік тому +21

      @@Fartfunnyhaha if u don’t see the flaws, you r TOO young

  • @dcstarwarsnerd
    @dcstarwarsnerd 9 місяців тому

    This is tragic 😔
    Wish you get happier soon with the situation

  • @Person_named_caitlinxp
    @Person_named_caitlinxp 2 роки тому +321

    Dad: here you go son
    Son: thank you dad
    “ at lunch time “
    Son: I can’t wait to see what my dad packed me “ sees the lunch “ wtf!

    • @African244
      @African244 2 роки тому +2

      Then the asks him to go get milk.

  • @s1llyb0y.
    @s1llyb0y. Рік тому +456

    “that escalated quickly”

  • @TR0NCATT
    @TR0NCATT 2 роки тому +166

    “He loved it when we went to hooters.”
    *wait*

  • @user-nk4ny8ru4d
    @user-nk4ny8ru4d 19 днів тому +1

    Neeg just said Hooters

  • @larondadinotte
    @larondadinotte 2 роки тому +167

    Is the cheese supposed to look like that?"
    "Vegetables,nice!"
    "Oh chili!Wait WHAT?"
    "Frozen...?"
    "I don't think he is going to eat that raw egg"
    "Okay nevermind-"

  • @scootlepatootle
    @scootlepatootle 2 роки тому +19

    i love that my first thought was "awe i don't see a lot of dad content! cool!" then quickly realized,,,, yep. dad content.

  • @Bananamushroompudding
    @Bananamushroompudding 2 роки тому +797

    As soon as I saw Josh, I was confused at the seriousness. I first asked “He has a son?!”.

    • @himawariuzumaki7974
      @himawariuzumaki7974 Рік тому +1

      why u gotta say his first name bruh

    • @Webster020
      @Webster020 Рік тому +13

      @@himawariuzumaki7974
      Would it have been better if they said his last name?

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 Рік тому +5

      @@himawariuzumaki7974 they’re on a first name basis

    • @saraschneider6781
      @saraschneider6781 Рік тому

      He doesn't. And that's not his fiancée's name either

  • @MMID303
    @MMID303 10 місяців тому

    At first I thought "this kid is spoiled...who cuts their kids sandwich into fun shapes?" Then I realized it was comedy with the hooters comment.

  • @InfluencedByVix
    @InfluencedByVix 2 роки тому +230

    "When we went to Hooters" an 8 year old💀 (I know its a joke)

    • @areliperez3767
      @areliperez3767 2 роки тому +2

      Minors are allowed inside though....

    • @atrexye6117
      @atrexye6117 2 роки тому

      What hooters ?

    • @coldestballs3743
      @coldestballs3743 2 роки тому +1

      I went to hooter when I was 10
      I loved the place

    • @ryanski8681
      @ryanski8681 2 роки тому

      You dude you know it was a joke right?

    • @dumbassturtle2157
      @dumbassturtle2157 2 роки тому +2

      Man hooters is Great I loved it as a teen although it got ruined when my grandma wanted to go with me that would’ve been uh

  • @nicolamosse7647
    @nicolamosse7647 Рік тому +3295

    "He loved it when we went to Hooters in Fort-Lauderdale, last summer." 😭
    Edit : Somehow started beef with two dudes in my replys

    • @KimAhrina11
      @KimAhrina11 Рік тому +7

      for real lmao

    • @SirEddieIII
      @SirEddieIII Рік тому +5

      For bro

    • @yanyanzhang5813
      @yanyanzhang5813 Рік тому

      @Doit I don’t believe you considering Hooters doesn’t let children in, they can only order take-out.

    • @filet9622
      @filet9622 Рік тому +6

      wow what an original comment

    • @jadengarcia1697
      @jadengarcia1697 Рік тому +9

      ​@@filet9622 🤡

  • @CarlaHanson68
    @CarlaHanson68 2 роки тому +105

    My first thought was, " I didn't know Josh had a son." Ok, you got me!! 😂

  • @chitrulivlogs9428
    @chitrulivlogs9428 Рік тому

    Your son at lunch : why does my bread look like a dog's leftover😢

  • @flameburstgaming2036
    @flameburstgaming2036 Рік тому +393

    Him : I'll just put in some protein powder. The Son : Thanks Dad 💪

    • @agedmilk
      @agedmilk Рік тому +4

      "Thanks dad 💪☠️💪

  • @reecemoore2747
    @reecemoore2747 2 роки тому +53

    Finally. Someone packing lunch for their “kid” that’s worth watching

  • @anonymous_pickle
    @anonymous_pickle 2 роки тому +39

    “Raw eggs “
    RAW EGGS
    my guys kid must be sick constantly

  • @Devin-z2r
    @Devin-z2r 4 дні тому

    YOU TOOK HIM TO HOODERS

  • @NiyatiTV
    @NiyatiTV 2 роки тому +478

    "i also gave him a bottle of vodka and a 6 pack of cigarettes, in case hes stressed"

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 2 роки тому +606

    “He loved it when we went to-“
    Famous last words

  • @Mosquito910.
    @Mosquito910. 2 роки тому +329

    Me realizing:
    He’s getting back at Sandra by poisoning the kid 💀

    • @ligmaballs5491
      @ligmaballs5491 2 роки тому +3

      A pack a Budweiser for when he’s driving back home

  • @parvchetri0995
    @parvchetri0995 Місяць тому

    Modest Pelican cooking channel

  • @thelilbones9443
    @thelilbones9443 2 роки тому +70

    "That's a nice lookin grilled cheese wait did you say Hooters"

  • @alibhnm2000
    @alibhnm2000 Рік тому +582

    "Sandra
    What the hell?"
    💀💀

  • @flashyygtag
    @flashyygtag Рік тому +640

    Him: "cooking lunch for my 8 year old son"
    Also him: "he loved it when we went to hooters"

  • @squidaxil4295
    @squidaxil4295 5 місяців тому

    Bro just dropped the biggest piece of lore

  • @squirrels_56
    @squirrels_56 2 роки тому +868

    “Loved it when we went to hooters last summer” bruh

    • @blanSTRANGE
      @blanSTRANGE 2 роки тому +3

      Please tell me you know this is a joke

    • @RexxZProductions
      @RexxZProductions 2 роки тому +2

      I honestly don’t know what’s wrong with hooters

    • @squirrels_56
      @squirrels_56 2 роки тому +13

      @@RexxZProductions their waitresses are lewd women, look up hooters waitresses in uniforms

    • @RexxZProductions
      @RexxZProductions 2 роки тому +3

      @@squirrels_56 Ik I go there a lot for sports and wings I was going there when I was 4 (many years ago) and I honestly didn’t think anything about it our brains were too young and innocent back then😂

    • @oldcardigan1653
      @oldcardigan1653 2 роки тому +2

      @@RexxZProductions so why are you pretending you don’t know that lmao

  • @rufflespotatochips5062
    @rufflespotatochips5062 2 роки тому +29

    my mom: make urself a sandwich
    me: i'll just grab... a graham cracker or something lol

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 2 роки тому +63

    Alright Sandra. Enough’s enough. We’ve got Josh making frog shaped grilled cheeses over here.

  • @Rexray21
    @Rexray21 Рік тому +1

    We all know the real reason why he loved hooters so much😂😂😂

  • @caitlinhaney5810
    @caitlinhaney5810 2 роки тому +190

    everyone talks about hooters
    me: Ummm he haven’t seen his wife in 6 weeks

    • @samlamendola
      @samlamendola 2 роки тому +1

      the whole vid is satire 🤦‍♂️

  • @dolanduck9347
    @dolanduck9347 2 роки тому +560

    Had me in the first half, not gonna lie 😆

  • @TrollCarl
    @TrollCarl 2 роки тому +40

    I thought this was real until the raw egg 😭

  • @Shadow_Shadow04
    @Shadow_Shadow04 Рік тому

    he forgot the beer in case his kid dont want water