I really appreciate how much Lindsay tries to include people. I’ve noticed it when they have guests on, she always asks lots of questions and engages them. And even when it’s AH people, if someone gets interrupted or people are talking over each other and someone doesn’t say what they wanted to, she asks them after what they were going to say. I’m only 20 mins into this episode but she’s already done it with Alfredo and Jeremy. It’s just really nice to see.
There's something about the female personalities in the Rooster Teeth family. Especially Lindsay and Elyse. They all seem really nice, caring, thoughtful, and like you said, inclusive. Always trying to make sure everyone get's their say in. Lindsay, especially, can be a bit....eccentric... but she definitely is a lovely woman at heart.
"You guys foreplay weird" - Alfredo The whole conversation about slapping and foreplay and butt stuff had me cracking up so much, what a good Off Topic XD
42:25 "I don't know much about anatomy, but here's how I describe my anatomy: there's two gassholes, the fart gasshole and the fart gasshole. -Andy Blanchard, 4/20 2018
You know, I really appreciate how real the crew gets with this kind of stuff. Sex isn't scary or taboo, and its nice that they can talk about it openly without seriously shaming each other, while also having fun with it. Good on you guys!
I really appreciate it too. They're so blunt and open about everything, and as an autistic person I really enjoy hearing super honest conversations like these. I'm so glad Off Topic is a thing!
Michael: 5:48, 31:05, 1:37:56, 2:15:55, 2:20:07, 2:29:56, Jeremy: 14:56, 18:00, 36:00, 43:55, 57:00, 1:13:40, 1:24:14, 1:27:10, 1:46:25, 2:06:25, 2:10:12, 2:13:06, 2:14:04, 2:15:55, 2:19:51, Lindsay: 29:50, Alfredo: 2:33:25, 2:36:40 - This was a brilliant podcast, these moments were funny/ some of them had me dying, I also really like how everyone was open and comfortable to share their own opinions on stuff.
I rarely leave comments on UA-cam because it usually ends in horrible people replying.. but this is the best off topic ever. I love sex talk I love funny sexy stories and people talking about their sex lives. Always open is fantastic but they tackle more serious topics of sex usually, which I love, but talking about farting during sex and funny stuff that happens during sex and what people are into is just perfection. It’s also nice just because like Jermey was saying there’s things you don’t know are weird about sex until someone tells you and I think these conversations let people find out but also not feel so shy about sharing their own sex stories.
Mark Aviation DUDE. I know this is super late but my job is to unload trucks and the truck driver who came last week looked identical to Jeremy. I had to do a double take and remind myself I live in California😂
1:03:27 Speaking of celebrity death that makes it difficult to hear or see their work, for me it would be that i still to this day cant see Animal Planet after Steve irwin's death
This is one of the best episodes in a while. The drunkenness really brought down all the barriers and made for a hilarious episode. I really appreciate all the honesty. Best episode of Always Open in a while.
Possibly the best episode of Off Topic ever. I love how they got really drunk in the first half, and then in the second half they got so into it that they forgot to keep drinking.
My stepfather is a volunteer fire fighter and he also has two dogs so the amount of times I've been woken up at like 3am on a school night from both the scanner going off and the dogs going crazy in the year I've lived with him it's almost shocking
Alright, this has confirmed it. 20:14 Andy, you are indeed my cousin, my family is from Massachusetts, I have family in capecod, and you have my mother's last name. Boom. Found ya lol
I love how andy was quiet eating popcorn for a good 30-45 minutes and then the first thing he says is "what other word could you use though, clone a foufou?"
Just gonna go ahead and fourth this. Yup. Also, free tip for anyone dumb as me: if you put soap in there in the shower, it will ruin everything and make it damn well hurt if you try to put anything in there later. When I started trying, it always just fucking hurt, but I think it was probably just the soap.
12:50 they knew who to cut to and when and it was perfect. Andy grossing out on a shot and Alfredo making a stink face because they cut to him, then Lindsay still being grossed on her shot
I really appreciate how much Lindsay tries to include people. I’ve noticed it when they have guests on, she always asks lots of questions and engages them. And even when it’s AH people, if someone gets interrupted or people are talking over each other and someone doesn’t say what they wanted to, she asks them after what they were going to say. I’m only 20 mins into this episode but she’s already done it with Alfredo and Jeremy. It’s just really nice to see.
Char H totally agree.
Lindsanity op
OP doesn’t just refer to gaming skills, it’s 2018 not 2003
Jameson Jones That mic drop tho!
There's something about the female personalities in the Rooster Teeth family. Especially Lindsay and Elyse. They all seem really nice, caring, thoughtful, and like you said, inclusive. Always trying to make sure everyone get's their say in. Lindsay, especially, can be a bit....eccentric... but she definitely is a lovely woman at heart.
"You guys foreplay weird" - Alfredo
The whole conversation about slapping and foreplay and butt stuff had me cracking up so much, what a good Off Topic XD
Kim Johnson you sound so British
Kim p.
42:25 "I don't know much about anatomy, but here's how I describe my anatomy: there's two gassholes, the fart gasshole and the fart gasshole.
-Andy Blanchard, 4/20 2018
i read that exactly as it was playing i love it
You know it's a great episode when almost 3 hours have passed and you don't want it to end. This might be my favorite episode so far.
"I've never eaten Barbra" oh that killed me so much it starts at 1:38:00
ImfamousDragon I was shopping and accidentally dropped sme eggs
That last hour was just an incredible sex-filled train wreck. Sex Aladdin MVP.
You know, I really appreciate how real the crew gets with this kind of stuff. Sex isn't scary or taboo, and its nice that they can talk about it openly without seriously shaming each other, while also having fun with it. Good on you guys!
I really appreciate it too. They're so blunt and open about everything, and as an autistic person I really enjoy hearing super honest conversations like these. I'm so glad Off Topic is a thing!
Start of the video: Alfredo's funny
End of the video: Welp I've a new favourite
Holy shit the animated adventures that will come from this episode!
JXEditor oh god 😑
I don't think we'll get any RTAA outta this one, it would literally be Hentai.
Michael: 5:48, 31:05, 1:37:56, 2:15:55, 2:20:07, 2:29:56, Jeremy: 14:56, 18:00, 36:00, 43:55, 57:00, 1:13:40, 1:24:14, 1:27:10, 1:46:25, 2:06:25, 2:10:12, 2:13:06, 2:14:04, 2:15:55, 2:19:51, Lindsay: 29:50, Alfredo: 2:33:25, 2:36:40 - This was a brilliant podcast, these moments were funny/ some of them had me dying, I also really like how everyone was open and comfortable to share their own opinions on stuff.
Alfredo is adorable, I'm so glad he's in so many videos
Jeremy by the end, so uptight and uncomfortable
his suffering is good content
This episode escalated exponentially.
Booze'll do that
This episode put Always Open out of business....wow.
Saiph facts! 😂
Compared to this, they should rename it "Always Prude"...more like.
I see several people that aren't going to be able to be on always open for a few weeks 😂
wow, i seirously relate to the stuff andy was saying about his anxiety at 45:00
Ryan bursts in "the bathroom smells delicious" and then hes gone
Larry reminds me of those Tanuki statues you see outside of stores, except he's a real person, and thus I may one day be able to hug him.
Masterxl MVs he reminds me of weird al's son or brother.
This is the best Off Topic ever. Nothing is going to top this.
Alfredo is such a welcome addition to the cast.
At 2:27:08 I let out an audible "What is happening?!?!"
damn alfredo knows how to treat his girl WOOO
Blue Campbell what i was thinking this whooole time
Let's have Alfredo write a sex Ed book with his "ethnic slang"
Mateo Dewey Alfredo’s so fucking white I don’t get where Michael is coming from
I rarely leave comments on UA-cam because it usually ends in horrible people replying.. but this is the best off topic ever. I love sex talk I love funny sexy stories and people talking about their sex lives. Always open is fantastic but they tackle more serious topics of sex usually, which I love, but talking about farting during sex and funny stuff that happens during sex and what people are into is just perfection. It’s also nice just because like Jermey was saying there’s things you don’t know are weird about sex until someone tells you and I think these conversations let people find out but also not feel so shy about sharing their own sex stories.
Danni Parkinson this podcast has been a rollercoaster
There's surely good Reddit Threads for you.
Or
Potentially, a certain site, that combines literature...and well....the classy word for sexy stuff....
This was probably the best Off Topic ever.
This is now my favorite episode of Off Topic. Michael reaching the level of unfiltered rant in that last hour was amazing
That’s a shirt I would buy, “I don’t social media well”
Lil Wayne said the same thing on Go Brazy from D6 reloaded.
"You wanna get in this squish box?"
2:16:58 "Forplays a whole different animal". " she comes in like * I'm Rimmy Tim* "
Jeremy looks like a stereotypical American trucker.
He looks like bradley cooper from his face lol
Or on a bowling team lol
Mark Aviation DUDE. I know this is super late but my job is to unload trucks and the truck driver who came last week looked identical to Jeremy. I had to do a double take and remind myself I live in California😂
You must not see very many truckers then, because almost none of them are as skinny as Jeremy...same height, though...
Andy... you need to see a psychiatrist for that constant anxiety attacks. sounds like you're really having a hard time.
John Doe #1122-68 I know. Especially when your doctor prescribes more than one medicine. But constant anxiety attacks suck even more.
Yeah, I was thinking the same. There's nothing wrong with seeking help :)
With the whole oreo thing, they forgot to mention the fact that toothpaste is toxic when consumed, which makes it fucked on a whole different level.
1:03:27 Speaking of celebrity death that makes it difficult to hear or see their work, for me it would be that i still to this day cant see Animal Planet after Steve irwin's death
This is the single greatest Off Topic ever..
Peter Hayes must have had a field day with all the gifs this episode made happen.
I love Alfredo so much. You say exactly what im thinking every single time 😂😂
"Jose and bubba carrying way too much soap"
1:38:03 Dead.
The crew just fucking lost it XD
yup, funniest fucking moment holy shit
Shout out to all the volunteer first responders out there. Thank you AH for recognizing and speaking out about that wonderful profession.
Can Alfredo please be on Always Open?
This is one of the best episodes in a while. The drunkenness really brought down all the barriers and made for a hilarious episode. I really appreciate all the honesty. Best episode of Always Open in a while.
THis is the best episode ever so much chaos I've been crying for 2 hours,
2:12:10 “she knows she doesn’t wanna get.. chokeslammed”😂😂 Jeremy
Alfredo was amazing this episode!😂😂
2:15:00 "what up? let's make Baby #2" lol
Possibly the best episode of Off Topic ever. I love how they got really drunk in the first half, and then in the second half they got so into it that they forgot to keep drinking.
2:27:00 - now we all know how michaels mating call sounds like XD
This is the best Off Topic that they have ever made
*looking at a picture of cabbage* I” wouldn’t know how to approach that, I’m not gonna lie.” -Alfredo
This episode was gold
Everyone.....Michael never took a bite out of Barbara!
Jeremy's comment at 1:14:20 caught me so off guard. I was dying laughing. It came out of nowhere.
Ethan Magdaleno what does he say? I can’t make it out
Char H Mein Kampf
I love how the more Micheal gets drunk the more jersey he gets XD
Best episode of Always Open to date.
This is definitely one of the top best episodes ever!
I cannot take this episode. I'm dyin'. Hahaha.
NicholasAndrewLouie I haven't laughed this hard during an off in a long time.
1:57:15 Drunk Andy x Jeremy confrontation on alcohol problems is hilarious
I have seen every episode of Off Topic, and this is BY FAR my favorite one
I love when Michael says outrageous shit and just stares into the camera.
This is one of the most Off of Topics yet
Edit: When Jeremy pulls down his cap before talking, you know it's gonna be good.
Tbh my favorite podcast by far, nonstop laughter. It was absolutely amazing. Props to Achievement Hunter for this one👏👏👏
By far my favorite Off Topic. Please have more Larry features!
this is the best podcast ever
This makes me realize how good Jeremy would be on the Internet box, it would have suited him well.
alfredo jeremy and michael DESPERATLY trying to give larry their version of the sex talk holy SHIT
I love the no foul language sign in the back ground behind Michael ...every time he swears ...I chuckle a bit
Jermey XJ12 meaning it's a V12 VJ8 would have a V8 engine is so smooth you can balance an egg on it because it's never running :)
Yup the whole he was talking about wanting it I was just thinking about how it would run for about a week at best
That’s more than likely why his dad didn’t let him buy it
owning a Jag is the same as telling people I can afford a car that spends 360 days out of the year in the shop LOL
My stepfather is a volunteer fire fighter and he also has two dogs so the amount of times I've been woken up at like 3am on a school night from both the scanner going off and the dogs going crazy in the year I've lived with him it's almost shocking
I heard things about this ep on the God of War Livestream so I am excited to watch
was it the butt sex?
Oh yeah, me too!
I thought it was one of the best Off Topic episodes ever! Did it live up to the hype?
Josh Duhamel and I share the same hometown, and he visits often and nobody really treats him like a celebrity. Just another fellow North Dakotan.
this episode became such a glorious clusterfuck, too many good moments and cameos
Alright, this has confirmed it. 20:14
Andy, you are indeed my cousin, my family is from Massachusetts, I have family in capecod, and you have my mother's last name. Boom. Found ya lol
This has easily been one of my favorite episodes of Off Topic, hands fucking down.
This is like the best off topic I have seen lol
“You can carb chugonated water” 40:25
~ Lindsey Jones 2018
This is now my favorite off topic
2:47:32 When Michael shares a little too much about his and Lindsay's personal lives 😂
Larry: “The sun was in my eyes and suddenly there were kids”
Michael: “and the next thing I knew they were under my car and was going over them”😂😂😂
I love how andy was quiet eating popcorn for a good 30-45 minutes and then the first thing he says is "what other word could you use though, clone a foufou?"
I enjoyed the last like hour and a half of this so much more than any other off topic to date 😂😂
Larry's already writting fan fiction during this
This is, by far, the best episode of Always Open ever.
Ho my god this is one of the best off topic ever 😂😂😂
Jeremy as a gay man myself is not an instant erection but after the first 30 to 50 seconds its starts feeling great.
Ronel Bassatt as a fellow gay dude its the same, not an instant erection just feels great
I feel like this entire episode could've benefited from a gay man POV. Especially Jeremy jfc.
LOL, for me it's instant, as long as I've got clean ass.
Just gonna go ahead and fourth this. Yup.
Also, free tip for anyone dumb as me: if you put soap in there in the shower, it will ruin everything and make it damn well hurt if you try to put anything in there later. When I started trying, it always just fucking hurt, but I think it was probably just the soap.
As a mtf trans homie who likes stuff in my butt it personally takes a little bit for my girl dick to get goin
This in my opinion has been one of the most hilarious Off Topic episodes that has ever been released, I’m fuckin’ dying of laughter here!
I don't know where it all went wrong for me but here I am, watching a table of grown adults burping on a Monday morning.
My friends talking about their sex life: 2:20:00
And then me(Andy):
Wait Alfredo likes Tokyo Drift? 😃
I Knew he was awesome!
Same! 😃
Alfredo is awesome!
he also apparently like to eat the booty like groceries lol
the last 30-45 minutes of this podcast, I could not stop laughing, this is one of the best things i have ever watched
I appreciate the Colgate ad that played for me as they were talking about ReSet. Good job, UA-cam.
This has to be one of the best episodes to date
Who else loves larry
The SOS from broadcast towards the end xD
I learned waaaaaay to much of their personal lives in this video.
I'm still laughing!
Best Off Topic so far.
XD
I loved this episode so much, might be the best one yet.
23:30 mad Micheal picture
"I was raised with four walls." ~Jermey 4/23/2018
YOU'RE ALL DRUNK!! See you guys next week, loved this episode.
Lindsey you look great and seem so happy. Love seeing you on Off Topic!
The state they're in at 1:40:00 makes me think it's about over, there's still at least an hour left, thank god.
Michael was so freaking drunk in this one. 😂😂
Edit: Everyone is fucking drunk. Lol
12:50 they knew who to cut to and when and it was perfect. Andy grossing out on a shot and Alfredo making a stink face because they cut to him, then Lindsay still being grossed on her shot