Call of Duty Modern Warfare | Girlfriend Reviews
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- Опубліковано 31 жов 2019
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“No matter how fairly he got killed his reaction to every killcam is utter disbelief like surely there’s been some sort of mistake.”
Well if this ain’t the truth.
BRUH. The level of fact in that statement....
The accuracy
This is why we all no matter how bad we want to get back in the action watch that killcam looking for someway to fault the game for our own shortcomings.
My roommate and 2 of his friends played a drinking game where they would sip a beer every time I said "WHY" or "WHERE" (specifically "WHERE" on Piccadilly). They went through an 18 pack pretty quickly.
Bro this is all facts
“Yeah I’ll review your girlfriend she stinks”-Girlfriend Reviews rating 10/10
Khrndz8 hey bro come on man that’s f**ked up
She probably should go see a Urologist...
Khrndz8 Guess "I'll have to go get another one then..."
Come on man... Not cool. We were just messing around. Why you gotta go and hurt feelings?
That was hilarious 😂
I've been called the N-word so many times in COD...
I'm japanese.
Ok 'navarro'😂
@A Guy Named Irthiza Nani nomo
Noob?
Respect bro
well, ain't this confusing.
The boyfriend intro with john wick is the single greatest thing ever.
Edit: (Finally... finally I have the power to say this! The last infinity stone!! YES!)
Wow I didn't expect all the like haha wow I'm so humble omg I love myse- you guys
do you know the song they used for the john wick joke ?
Texas Chaos 187 yea two wolves
Agree
You can never leave no matter how many times or how much you run away the past will come back to haunt you until your inevitable return
The babayaga....
Girlfriend: "If you won't come to bed I'll turn off the power."
Boyfriend: "Bravo Six, going dark..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alex Scholz instant classic comment
😂😂😂😂
Ha ha ha ha ha classic my friend 👍👍😉😉
😂
“My shotgun is a sniper rifle! My sniper rifle is a shotgun!”
No truer words have been spoken about Call of Duty.
Except sniper rifles aren't good close range you're best off using a 725 and a m4
@@Meekkhi and now they patched it.
@@Ganador1853 good I wasn't using either
Kkk
if your girlfriend compares you to john wick, even as a joke, you've won my dude
Right! Reminds me of when MW3 was new and my sister's friends asked her to invite me to join them online in a free for all match. She simply asked them. "Are you sure?"
They didn't want to play with me again after that day...
And I'm not even that good lol. But somehow constantly winning with less than 4 or 5 deaths a game and always getting first wasn't what they expected from me lol.
@@BNOBNO14 I get that, once I played with some friends modern Warfare 2 or 3 on the ps3 in a death match it was my first time but I was always winning, they said it was because of my weapon
@@BNOBNO14 I get that, once I played with some friends modern Warfare 2 or 3 on the ps3 in a death match it was my first time but I was always winning, they said it was because of my weapon
@@alphagamer9505 definetly had that experience before too. But I never know what weapons are the ones that are over powered, I tend to stick to what works for me usually lol.
@@BNOBNO14 I did the same, I just pick the one i liked more
In shipment: *ENEMY AT THE CARGO CONTAINERS*
Me: yeah no shit sherlock
I say the exact thing.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
“I’m not a camper, I’m the one they sent to kill the f***ing campers”
Sounds like me and my tio when teamed up
@@severo3247 "Cousin's dad". Wouldn't that just be your uncle?
@@benquinnobi6461 yeah idk why I typed him as my cousin's dad, just a small mistake
I only camp because I am good at it. I steal other campers spots because they cab barely get kills and stay in one spot. I move around so its different XDXDXDXD
They're actually John Wicks but most of them are father figures now. They'll come back when time is right.
MODERN WARFARE 2 REMASTERED
"I payed the troll toll, it was dead bodies"
Jesus that was amazing
And somehow so wholesome
You gotta pay the troll toll...
If you wanna get into that boy's soul
Honestly, one of the best lines I've heard in a while
@@BigfootBryce Boy's hole*
"You're James Bond"
Mission Impossible theme plays in the backgroud.
Intended irony 10/10
"Huh?"
"What?"
"I couldn't hear your machine gun cause my feet are preposterous."
*GOLD*
And true, the sound design in COD is seriously shit
Shooting headphones have mics and speakers that play normal sound, but deafen loud noises like gunshots and explosions. So actually it’s not too off.
Goddamn she made her boyfriend sound like a gaming legend in the intro
That's when you know she loves him, Matt if your reading this comment.....Wife Shelby NOW!!!
Gotta get you a woman who will hype you up that much irl
Goals
motherfucking GOALS i need someone to hype my cod achievements like she does ;_:
Matt actually has the main writing responsibility afaik, so he made HIMSELF sound like a legend, lmao.
The John Wick part got me dying
These reviews are amazing!
I got chills ngl
God tier intro
yaaas
The one that got me was the Cartman licking tears part lol
I think this is your best one yet
you only got 2 likes on your comment, lol
@@blueking7002 he got million+ subs so the only 5 likes probably doesnt matter that much
@@baranjan6969 im just saying usually big youtubers when they comment on a video get a lot of likes from people who recognize them
@@blueking7002 oh... Yeah you are right
da heck r u doin here
“I thought call of duty was place you go to find out your mom has been romantically involved with multiple teenagers around the world...... and it is” I subbed just for that😂💀
I scrolled down just to like this comment.
“I’m used to a little trash talk from playing animal crossing” 😂😂😂😂
No joke having an NPC animal villager hit you with some perceived slight cuts deeper than any puppy-strangling 11-year-old in an FPS can.
It's all in the context.
Excuse me
I'm concerned
What reason would one have, to trash talk in ANIMAL CROSSING?!
Pokemon would make some sense because of wi-fi battles
But trash talking on ANIMAL CROSSING might as well be the equivalent to trash talking on FACEBOOK GAMES
SUM1 PLZ XPLAIN 2 M3
(insert why you no work face meme)
Hey you laugh, but Animal Crossing don’t mess around
@@ghostzombies3252 What? its not the players that trash talk you its the villagers, and they don't really trash talk you they just cut you deep in your insecurities as a fledging villager in a way that xXPu55yslayer420Xx can never do.
@@MegaBigdadddy NPC's trash talking?
That's worse
"and no matter how fairly he got killed, his reaction to every killcam is utter disbelief. like surely there's been some kind of mistake"
i didn't expect to be attacked like that
Me: *dies*
Also me: "that's not even possible?!?!?"
My gun has higher damage and fire rate and I shot him in the head at least three times how the f*** did I lose
@@Ranger_4878 when really deep down you know that you missed those 3 shots
@Marponsa but hit marker
I know everyone says this, but the moment she said this, I saw this comment
3:09
The bottom fragger of the enemy team always doing the most smack talk, classic
*I used to play cod multiplayer on mute.... I got used to it* ✅🙂
Me too
You could probably still hear the footsteps.
I have to mute it lol
"17 days worth of ingame hours was indicative of a problem"
do you even RPG
I'm thinking she must've meant 17 weeks but even then that's around 3000 hours, pretty standard for very good players in CSGO or CoD.
She meant 17*24=408 hours
17 hours is how much you play before touching the main story.
408 hours. A lot for an fps, but if you were playing a grand strategy game you'd still be discovering new features.
My Tenno has spent more time on the toilet then that.
"I'll review your girlfriend . . . She stinks"
"Oh come on bro"
Why did I laugh so hard at this 😂😂😭😭
"Guess I gotta get another one."
It was one of the mildest of insults and he took it pretty hard, It got me good
I laughed at that one too 🤣 😂 💀 😆 😅 😭 🤣
@@BartvG88 me too
Honesly, these edits with John wick and game of thrones that fit perfectly is some of the best content I have seen all week
Matt is a freaking genius at this. Fan of his work. Thank girlfriendreviews
"I paid the troll toll"
"yea! It was Dead bodies"
😂😂😂
"Everyone just wanted us to review their girlfriends"
Utterly hilarious
Lmao dude said "I gotta get a new one"
I recently just upgraded to the newest model
FBI open up!
You're suppose to hide the punchline down there, not the end of your fkn comment.
@@alexandrohutt8421 too bad so sad
"17 days worth of ingame hours"
Those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up
Thats roughly 300 hours, which is not half bad considering with how many cod games they pump out.
@@sagejay8177 Rookie
Numbers
I got over 8000 hours in dota....i kinda chuckled when she said 300
I got 26 days on WoW before life got in the way and I had to quit
@@rhynlock11 26 days in classic, right? lol 15k hours clocked in retail
Sansa: he never liked it! He was doing his duty!
Clegane: is that what he told you?
Killing the sweetest thing there is
😹 Amazing!
SkillShare: **exists**
SquareSpace: _Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary_
Raid Shadow Legends: Pathetic
@@FraserSouris Nord VPN : *Hello there*
Honey: allow us to introduce ourselves
On April fools day, you should upload a video that is 100% Matt reviewing people’s girlfriends.
Yes, this!
I wholeheartedly support this 1000%!
Lmao, very literal
The game of thrones reference had me in stitches "Is that what he told you... He lied!" XD
I totally agree with you it actually made me laugh out loud
People agreeing you on UA-cam... *visible confusion*
especially the classic mlg noscopee pro gamertag
Boyfriend: I don’t know if I want to play the new CoD.
Girlfriend: *TAKE THE GLOVES OFF*
🔥
"It was his duty."
This girl is a keeper.
Literally made a successful channel on reviewing games that her boyfriend plays.
Mad respect and subbed, even shared a few video's to my fiance hoping some genius would stick. (XD)
Not that she isn't super smart though, this might just help a bit since she really isn't into games at all.
"It decorates my snacks" idk why this is funny.
Scratch that: everything about the script is flat out awsome
Isn't it?
The Simpson meme is very relatable for a lot things
It’s the delivery.
Shelby is comedy gold. The BF writes the script, but she does the delivery and puts her own spin on yet, she is very good
Marcos I thought that he wrote the script basically based on what her thoughts actually were? Like it’s her ideas, and he just fine-tunes it into a script.
“17 days of in game time were indicative of a problem...”
*nervously sees my 92 days time played in MW2*
When you have 10,000 hours in csgo 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🚫🎩
I was like.. those are rookie numbers
I have 5000 in unturned, is that a good score?
Any mmorpgs player felt sweaty when she said that
1000+ in Witcher3, 3000+ in BF4... Am I still normal? XD
Imagine waking up to find the channel name has changed to wife reviews
i predict 2-3 years more before that happens
or you could go the other way and be like "ex reviews"
@@nathanyein9968 white she going to review them? He's the one who plays & writes, so it'd just be new gf reviews
@@kurtsudheim825 true, but the reviews are only so good because of Shelby's awesome bubbly personality; so no. ‘New girlfriend reviews’ would not be real girlfriend reviews.
6:33, this is very accurate to real life. I don’t think I have ever truly accepted a kill cam.
"The most dangerous game really is humans"
Nice reference
Stalemate Bread is this a reference to the short story ‘the most dangerous game’?
@@derpsterswag6455 I believe so
I thought it was a saw referece.
Never watched saw,but for what i've heard that sounds something i could see in saw.
@@GamerTowerDX it's a near word for word from 'the most dangerous game'. Good story 10/10
"I couldn't hear your machine gun because my feet are *_P R E P O S T E R O U S"_*
WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED
Tumblr wheel of reactions
@@jordancFL? What do you mean
Random words, ect. ect.
Me, who doesnt play with headphones:
Am I brave, or stupid?
You can't be brave without a significant amount of stupidity.
@@ElamparithiK ouch...
"You will die braver than most." -Darth Vader
You legend😂👏🤛
And im sitting via crossplay in your camera and question did he really not hear him omg right not left you idiot😂 Its so often you can literally see wich of your teammates dont use headphones.
I was dying with laughter while watching this. My gf was like this is you and I couldn't help but agree. These videos are awesome. Been watching them with my gf
5:44 "Let's move on to the best part of call of duty"
Me: The campaign!
Shelby: The murders.
Me: :(
You do consider the campaign the best part of this game?
Imagine buying Call of Duty for the multiplayer.
This post was made by the no Playstation Plus gang.
@@mstrsnippy it's really good this time
Exactly! That's what went through my head!
@@anexceptionalbox120 Sorry, I can't agree, coz I'm Russian. But if you like it then good, no money spent in vane
3:16 “I called his phone like”
*breaking bad clip*
ahahahahaha what an edit!!!
that one got me lmao
GF Reviews: "in a game where spacial awareness is so important that people wouldn't dare play without headphones-"
Me, someone who plays with the sound muted and blasting music in my eardrums: *laughs hysterically heavy metal*
I never wear headphones and on occasion mute it to listen to lectures. My performance may drop but hey at least it's easier to listen to the boring lectures.
"I understand my doritos now"
- GF Reviews
Girlfriends Reviews uploads while I'm at work
"Register Six, going dark."
"Bravo Six"*
Supermassive
{ The Joke }
( Your Head )
@@pilotsayshello1758 r/woooosh
@@ronshbl r/iusereddit
"I understand my doritos now" How deep and thoughtful...
First of all: I loved the John wick intro
Secondly: “the trash talk in mw is crazy” ooohhh you haven’t seen the lobbies of mw2
Those were the days if only we could go back to those times, mw2 lobbies are the reason I'm not getting into heaven
I love his review xD “No matter how fairly he got killed his reaction to every killcam is utter disbelief like surely there’s been some sort of mistake.” this is sooo true. This review is the most precise I ever seen. Every time he dies people cheat, uses aim-bot, wall-hacks and every cheat in the book.
“Enemy at the busses.”
*12 busses on map*
HamSquad25 almost as good as “enemy by the destroyed building”
James Minglis true! 😂😂😂
Or enemies at the container on shipment - thank you. Very very helpful 😂
James Minglis facts dude. 😂😂😂
James Minglis hey man, Check my channel out if you have a minute. I’m on the grind rn, lmao.
"I'm thinking I'm back."
and yet the footsteps of everyother person trying to kill you is like they have permanent dead silence
My family and I can’t relate on video game stuff very often, but I was watching this review earlier and they asked what I was watching. I ended up showing the video to them and they loved it. It’s honestly really cool how your channel uniquely relates to so many people, not just gamers but their family/significant others, too. Keep up the awesome work!
"408 hours worth of playtime was indicative of a problem"
*nervously looks at my (probably) 6000+ hours of maplestory*
2000 hours CS source 😅
@@TheBowlingDk 1000 csgo and 600 on siege 500 on rust. 😬 Guess I need to go to therapy...
@@TheBowlingDk 6000 in Source. It's the best CS.
I remember almost 10 ys ago when I used Raptor app to track your games and my Lesgue of legends track said 7000 hour... 10 years ago... I dont even know how much hours would that be now lol
@@mystletainn3723 check
GR: “The sounds coming from games have a huge impact on my reviews.”
Peter turns to Miles: “Clasic girlfriend reviews. Look next she’s gonna talk about the BOTW tablet noise.”
GR: “In fact the BOTW tablet noise is why we started this channel.”
Peter: “Clasic.”
Your next line is...
Homer falling out the car then landing in it again to fall in MW3 was the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂
3:20, Matt reviewing girlfriends, may be my favorite minute of the channel.
It was actually 17 seconds.
Im fun at parties.
"I am noy a camper, I am the one who kills all the campers" that made me chuckle
Arnold yelling I am here made me laugh out loud
"Which is almost enough to buy every cosmetic in black ops 4" - this is exactly where you got my like
"17 days worth" those are rookie numbers(me with over 110 days on a platforming game nobody plays anymore)
Broforce?
Yeah, I have decades of playtime in the Megaman franchise and Doom 1 & 2. But 17 days is a lot of time when you have a job and other things to do.
That John Wick Reference was one of the Best References i saw in my Life.....
Ah, a new Girlfriend review video...
"Time to go Dark."
Bravo Six going dark.
@@themajesticspider-man6116 I know I know! I just wanted to do it a bit differently.
God tier edits lmao! I died at the John wick part. 😂😂😂
5:42
I think that exact thing except on shipment where the narrator says, "Enemy at the shipping container!"
Just got to say, that little clip of Apocalypse Now at the beginning was gold.
She figured out Call of Duty's secret.
Shotguns are sniper rifles and sniper rifles are shotguns.
Found your channel couple of days ago.. watched every single video and wondered when the next one would drop.. love your videos! Keep up the great work 😊
Welcome to this addiction MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈
@@arcangel879 I have to admit.. it's really like an addiction 😂
This is one of those good ol' weekend shows
6:12 “yeahhh get off my bridge you..... dummies” Phew
I WON, that had me crying laughing
What did your childhood sound like?? What does “online” sound like?
Me: 2:09 😂
Times may change, but salt is eternal XD
Literally my favourite part about cod online. 😂😂
"boyfriend yaga..."
- girlfriend reviews, 2019 -
Once a year it decorates my snacks 😂😂
I’m in love with y’all and everything you do.
Keep it real❤️
“I’ll review your girlfriend, she stinks” “Imma have to get another one I guess”
"What, I can't hear your machine gun because my feet are preposterous" was hilarious in whatever 1920's voice Shelby was doing.
You guys have such a good grasp of your comedic references, it’s truly impressive. I love this channel and your reviews!
„It’s a triple kill, write that doowwwwn“
3:34 “I have to get another one I guess” oh my god I’m dyimg
"17 days worth of ingame hours"
Chuckles in WoW Classic
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
Yeah I played 15 days worth in the first month
John Xie lmao my brother played over 300 days of playtime and I was like bruh
The review wasn't even started and I had to like the video. The intro is just too good 😂😂😂
My boyfriend sent this to me. I feel validated in thinking he's so loud and this game is a lot. I go to bed by myself and wake up at 1am when he stumbles in all sleepy. Weird times.
"I understand my Doritos now."
LOL
The last time I was this early, Blizzard still had their reputation.
What? 15 years ago?
Yeah, but tell me you won't get Diablo 4
@@deadshot1995 Watching BlizzCon right now as a matter of fact, but I'm not convinced to preorder.
@@user-nw9hi5hj9k never be convinced to pre-order
Yeah, Rock 'n' Roll Racing was awesome.
"Man, 17 days of play time, I have a problem!"
Me: looks at my Battlefield 3 play tracker with over 30 days of play time...
accually crying
I wish I could bring back the BF3 days. Dear lord I'm so sad BF3 is gone.
@@ThunderTwat There are rumors about a remaster (hopefully they're true)
Looks at 67 days of rocket designing in Kerbal Space Program and 27 days in War Thunder (─.─||）
4:47 “Reloading !!” 😂😂😂 this is an awesome Channel I had to subscribe 👍🏾
"Imma have to get another one I guess"
"All I knew about Call of Duty is that once a year it decorates my snacks"
Girl, I just showered my dog with my coffee 🤣
Life goals: Understand what my Doritos have been trying to tell me.
When she said "SIT DOWWWN" I was like hell yeah 6:16
3:35 Damn, that guy took the review of his GF to heart lol. I'm not a fan of COD, but I'm definitely a fan of this review. Great work! Keep it up!
6:32 Everyone’s reaction to dying in COD 😂👌
The john wick part had me dying honestly this channel is comedy gold
Y’all’s reviews are... just pure gold.
“Everything is the bus”
A better description os Piccadilly has yet to be found
Omg the John Wick reference was so hilarious!
2:10 that little message at the bottom telling you to have fun... precious. Good video, as usual!
Yo I just started binge watching your channel starting with Sekiro, you're freaking hilarious yo , your edits , references and delivery are off the chain
0:41
This is the funniest thing I've seen all year
I feel for the death stranding review. She's gonna sleep while reviewing
Sure dude, good argument based on crappy reviews and not playing the game yourself and not knowing the story.
@@pedrosoares36 DS is still about walking from A to B. I don't think what it's bad, but I think it's not so fan to watch from back.
"Reloading!"
"Planting a claymore!" (in a posh English drawl)
"Contact!"
The accent game here is 🔥
Lol her boyfriend really did a number on her with that deer skinning I've heard her talk about "Bambi" in almost every video lol
Just found this channel. It's so good! The John wick digging up Gfuel was genius lol