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  • @ZacharyMichael
    @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +51

    Check out my NEW merch store: slaker.store/thezacharymike
    I will be streaming on twitch.tv/thezacharymike tomorrow at 4 PM CST. You can get a 10% discount if we get a twitch hype train :)

    • @ginizzy4700
      @ginizzy4700 2 роки тому +2

      @@marciapowers9814 ru serious?!

    • @slopely
      @slopely 2 роки тому +1

      @@marciapowers9814 Po

    • @TrishaMonasco
      @TrishaMonasco 2 роки тому

      Serious question? Could you make an "I'm gay, not Stupid" shirt for dogs? I'm not gay (or stupid lol) but I Really want one for my dog. I have 4 male and 2 female dogs. (I inherited 2 of the males last year when my brother moved and was unable to bring them and a male and a female Australian Shepards earlier this year when my Dad passed suddenly. 😔) Anyway, we quickly learned that my brothers pit is gay. They are all spayed and neutered, but our youngest, Nyla went into her first heat a few days before her appointment to be spayed in early February. Although all of the males were already neutered, they'll still try to get some if there's a bitch in heat near them... But not my brothers pit, Brownie! All of the other males were sniffing around Nyla while Brownie was trying to molest them, paying absolutely No attention to Nyla. This has Not stopped! He also is Best Friends with our cat. They all get along with the cat or at least tolerate her in the case of my Dad's Australian Shepherds. Brownie though, Loves her. They play together, clean each other and even share a bed. I've never seen a dog and cat have such a close, affectionate relationship. It's actually really sweet. 🐾❤️🐾 Long story short... Brownie Needs this shirt! Lol

    • @fizalex6612
      @fizalex6612 2 роки тому +2

      Im not gay and very stupid, can i still wear your merch

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +4

      @@fizalex6612 if you don’t feel comfortable wearing the gay not stupid there are other options! 🤗

  • @fizalex6612
    @fizalex6612 2 роки тому +135

    I really want a "Im gay not stupid shirt" but i would be a fraud, i am neither gay and i am indeed stupid

  • @DojaBratz
    @DojaBratz 2 роки тому +790

    I love how when she's not losing weight she has to "gradually stop ordering out", but when something doesn't make her drop 400lbs in a week "it's not working". Like, what?

    • @honeyandlavender_
      @honeyandlavender_ 2 роки тому +115

      Her body is different, special, unique. No diet works, science doesn’t work on her either. Patient Zero.

    • @DangelyOnes
      @DangelyOnes 2 роки тому +12

      @@honeyandlavender_ lolol!😆😆😆

    • @silja6838
      @silja6838 2 роки тому +49

      You have to rrhhhealuize it’s not just simple science

    • @hailbones666
      @hailbones666 2 роки тому +29

      Her whole brand is talking about how exceptional she is, and that includes a body that defies all medical science

    • @l2naab
      @l2naab 2 роки тому +42

      Im having a vision.
      She will quit because she “wants to be healthy”. And here is the wild reason 😀
      So she lost her appetite right? Well imho this will play out as her eating fast food and takeout once twice a day because that will be “the only thing she can actually force herself to eat or either starve”. Because she has no appetite for other foods 😀
      So after a couple days of this she will start thinking this is malnourishing and unhealthy and thats not the way she wants to be losing weight because it’s a “health journey” not a weightloss journey and then BAM 💥- Weight watchers.

  • @Spicypoptart1
    @Spicypoptart1 2 роки тому +377

    If she gives up on Ozempic because its too expensive, itll be the biggest fail ever. She spends 3k on takeout a month but 1k to save your life is too much?? Also theres coupons you can get for a lower price, if she wont look them up thats just laziness.

    • @missinchoate
      @missinchoate 2 роки тому +24

      Im not gonna lie, amberlynn and i are VERY similar in the takeout situation. However, i calculated how much i spent last month and it was like $500-$600. I know she’s spending more than that and even my consumption a month is awful

    • @guyrose2350
      @guyrose2350 2 роки тому +9

      @@missinchoate my takeout also sits around $4-600p/m and I consider it such a high amount of take out food sometimes daily/every second day (granted 50% of that is healthy cafe food when I don’t have time to cook breakfast + I’m in Australia we have more restriction on unhealthy ingredients even when I get fast food)
      3k is literally ridiculous, even if I had food breakfast lunch and dinner (at the average a meal costs + average delivery) it wouldn’t be 3k, I just can’t believe she has nothing else meaningful in her life and just invests in food, 3k a month to her health, she could have a chef in her house cooking or a personal trainer who specialises in people her size and nutritionists etc. or inpatient which she said was super expensive.

    • @miranda9289
      @miranda9289 2 роки тому +7

      She was on optavia for 2 days & then quit! that was expensive as well, how's this gonna be any different.

    • @PixelTheExtraTerrestrial
      @PixelTheExtraTerrestrial 2 роки тому +5

      I used to be ambers size lol and it wasnt from takeout i only have it 2x a month 😅 i just ate to much and wasnt excersizeing enough and have adhd and asd and interpeception and impulse issues but ive lost 8 stone i was adopted i fail to see y she cant do it beyond she dosent want to

    • @willowashe
      @willowashe 2 роки тому

      @UC-AIQFbcEPywiumFB_Y75bQ she needs Dr. Now to remind her that a 500lb person isn’t going to starve to death anytime soon.

  • @caleahmarie365
    @caleahmarie365 2 роки тому +86

    Notice how she says she’s going to this appointment IF she wakes up in time? Is she not an adult? That responsibility is PART OF BEING AN ADULT WHO FUNCTIONS IN SOCIETY!

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 2 роки тому +16

      Can’t imagine living the way she does. It’s a total mess. She’s in charge, and I think it intimidates her and she can’t handle being self disciplined.

  • @cassidywillhite12
    @cassidywillhite12 2 роки тому +247

    Your wifey impression KILLS me every. single. time! 😂😂😂

  • @Gothferatu
    @Gothferatu 2 роки тому +309

    The sad truth is that if she ever beats her binge eating dissorder without therapy I feel like she will get transfer addiction to shopping. It's already her second addiction.

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 2 роки тому +26

      I wonder if her shopping (potential) addiction is compounded by the need for 'content' in her content-less life... She's half-house bound, rarely does anything interesting, she isn't that clever or witty. Frankly, I'm only tuning in for the second-hand scornful derision & disapproval re: cycles of denial. It's tragic her parents were both addicts and she is too.

    • @Gothferatu
      @Gothferatu 2 роки тому +18

      @@skullsaintdead I think it's her lack of moderation control because she has spent thousands of dollars on notebooks, cups, earings,, clothing, etc That she doesn't even show us until a couple months later when "selling them or giving them away" I don't think its the content. I think it's the lack of self control

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 2 роки тому +2

      @@Gothferatu Good point, agreed. There's too much stuff for it to be for contents-sake alone.

    • @meeshmallows
      @meeshmallows 2 роки тому +8

      100% and she's in complete denial about it too, you can tell by how she calls her hoarding "collecting" - like no, girl, just because you've got it organized in a Tupperware doesn't preclude it from being a hoard. Idk if it's solely emotional addiction to shopping or if it's wrapped up in her, what I think is hiiiighly likely, undiagnosed ADHD.

    • @CocoLicious
      @CocoLicious 2 роки тому +2

      A relative did that as well when they were doing better with the drug use. Then they didn't make the recovery and starting spending money on drugs and everything else and lost their apartment because of it. I see her forcing down food on Ozempic like she did with the other appetize surpressant she took a few years ago first though.

  • @eileenneelie5155
    @eileenneelie5155 2 роки тому +254

    That woman was so deprived in her childhood that now she over consumes everything - food, clothes, journals, and all kinds of crap. So sad. I would be shocked if she ever changed at this point. I do not think it is possible even with professional help. Too late. Just glad she is able to support herself for the limited time she has. She should be thankful for that.

    • @shawnresor5565
      @shawnresor5565 2 роки тому +53

      I think if she ever lived alone she would be a full blown hoarder.

    • @billr3053
      @billr3053 2 роки тому

      Except I highly doubt her childhood was all that bad. Even if we can believe half of Amber's stories. How she stole lunches from fellow students. Taken to Disneyland yearly, etc. Doesn't add up. She plays victim and collects illnesses to get attention. I don't doubt she has a head full of faulty wiring. We are witnessing a mentally ill person destroy themselves and getting paid for it.

    • @alexdalton4535
      @alexdalton4535 2 роки тому +43

      her parents failed her

    • @allisonmagruder4487
      @allisonmagruder4487 2 роки тому +33

      Well you can’t change someone who doesn’t want to change. She deff doesn’t want to change. She wants the outcome… that’s where that ends.

    • @jasmineleopard7593
      @jasmineleopard7593 2 роки тому

      It is absolutely childhood trauma. When she speaks about the binging at night and she has said before she struggles to be alone at night, lots of weird night trauma. She needs mental help and she isn’t focusing on the right thing

  • @LunalPotato
    @LunalPotato 2 роки тому +65

    No! Zach! Of course they are cascadas! Can't you hear them? Can't you hear the faint "everytime we touch I get this feeling..." echoing from the bushes

  • @Mel-gi5jw
    @Mel-gi5jw 2 роки тому +72

    Patients like her are such a drain in the healthcare system. No accountability, just wants a quick fix without putting in any work.

  • @piper_says
    @piper_says 2 роки тому +148

    I think the biggest problem is that, like with everything else, she thinks Ozempic is going to be a silver bullet. It’s a tool that helps a lot of people for a variety of reasons in a variety of ways, but it’s still going to require a lot of work on her part. I really do hope it works out for her, but we’ll see.

    • @talesofmargaritas
      @talesofmargaritas 2 роки тому +5

      Especially if you suffer from something like binge eating. She needs to learn healthier coping strategies to deal with her emotions. I know she's seeing a psychologist but it's probably gonna take a bit longer

    • @Disneymagic24
      @Disneymagic24 2 роки тому +6

      As most of the fine print on weight loss is as stuff says "combined with diet and exercise"

    • @none_ya001
      @none_ya001 2 роки тому +3

      She expects it to be her magic "pill" or magic "medicine" to make the weight fall off. Meanwhile she won't do anything to better the actual root of the problem. No walking or excise. No help with her food addiction and need for instant gratification. She has a MAJOR need for instant gratification. With everything.
      She hates to feel "uncomfortable". Especially if she feels the slightest bit hungry.

    • @sarahyount9927
      @sarahyount9927 2 роки тому

      It’s just like weightloss surgery… you don’t just get surgery and boom everything is fixed forever, it still requires work and change

  • @michellep4792
    @michellep4792 2 роки тому +33

    The fact she says the weight has been flying off in a "scary way" means she'll either give it up because she thinks it's unhealthy to lose weight so fast, or like you say, she'll plateau and will suddenly give it up because it isn't working. I'm giving her 6 weeks tops.

    • @CherrrrBear
      @CherrrrBear Рік тому +1

      What’s funny is this same thing is happening right now beginning of sept 2023!!!

  • @peggypate2969
    @peggypate2969 2 роки тому +339

    She is the type to read the possible side effects on a package and experience everyone lol

    • @ashleydunn9579
      @ashleydunn9579 2 роки тому +6

      Omigawd that’s me so I can’t look at them 😅😂

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 2 роки тому +7

      Read them as intended effects

    • @MamaLinz123
      @MamaLinz123 2 роки тому +4

      My mother is this type.
      It does my head in 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @brittanyrussell727
      @brittanyrussell727 2 роки тому +5

      Except she will all the side effects “symptoms”. A symptom of this medicine….

    • @Youre-Welcome
      @Youre-Welcome 2 роки тому +2

      She says she heard the side effects increase with a dosage increase...uh...like every medication ever? 😆😆😆

  • @Lindsay1980
    @Lindsay1980 2 роки тому +215

    Imagine having an important doctor’s appointment early in the morning and deciding now’s a good time to take melatonin for the first time. She could’ve literally waited one day. 😂

    • @slopely
      @slopely 2 роки тому +7

      @@leena_loo fr

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 2 роки тому +18

      @@leena_loo shes planning to fail. maybe even hoping to fail. i think i recognize it because i used to do it. why, though? no idea

    • @eludeofsaturn
      @eludeofsaturn 2 роки тому +5

      @@AlienZizi she's comfortable now. that's why. it's uncomfortable to get better sometimes.

  • @spongechao587
    @spongechao587 2 роки тому +32

    As a medical professional people like Amberlynn drive me insane. People who think they know better than people who went to medical school cause they read something off google 😭

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor 2 роки тому +102

    Fun fact about recalled items from someone who works at a grocery store! A lot of stores have a system where once an item has been recalled it automatically goes into the system so that if something does accidentally get left on the shelf, when it's scanned at a register, the machine will actually say that the item has been recalled and that you can't buy it.

    • @abbycantrell1369
      @abbycantrell1369 2 роки тому +19

      Thats actually really comforting to know, thank you

    • @willowalexander2975
      @willowalexander2975 2 роки тому +6

      Oooh I used to work at one as well and it was the same with us too! Was a comforting back up

    • @brianna7210
      @brianna7210 2 роки тому +8

      Yes!!! And you are allowed a refund when you bring a recalled item back. Even when you go to refund it, the same popup comes up

    • @SallySueSaywhatagain
      @SallySueSaywhatagain 2 роки тому +3

      That's the same at my workplace grocery store. I'm over in the pharmacy, but whenever a customer who has * previously* bought a later-recalled item scans their loyalty card, I get a recall notice on my register. So not only do stores have backups in place to keep people from buying recalled items, at least some of them (like my regional chain) have ways of alerting customers that they * did at one time * buy a product that might now be recalled. It happened dozens of times a day during the Jif recall a few months back.

  • @PinkTillSquirrel
    @PinkTillSquirrel 2 роки тому +54

    I feel like she’s saying weight is falling off “crazy fast” and that she feels nausea whenever she thinks about food ++ the price tag of the med is her set up to quit taking the ozempic shots in an upcoming video because “what you guise need to understand is it’s not healthy to not eat food at all” lmfaooo. I swear to god she doesn’t want help she just wants the food

    • @hailbones666
      @hailbones666 2 роки тому +9

      She eats 1500 calories and thinks she’s at risk for starvation. I wish I was being hyperbolic.

  • @doonerbaby8349
    @doonerbaby8349 2 роки тому +73

    Ok so as a type one diabetic who was prescribed Ozepmic
    for its original reason. Yes, it does make you lose weight. But when they say people have lost over “x” amount of weight. It’s over a long period of time. From my personal experience with using it for a year, was nothing like amber’s… maybe I’m not as sensitive as she is. But reading the entire pamphlet that comes with the injectable. Most of her “symptoms” are coming right off the side effects section of the drugs pamphlet. Now maybe she’s actually feeling those things or she’s trying to figure out a reason to stop taking it.
    It still baffles my mind that she isn’t pre or high risk diabetic. My blood sugars were def much lower on the ozpemic compared to not being on it.

    • @hozanne1
      @hozanne1 2 роки тому +1

      You mean type 2 diabetes?

    • @doonerbaby8349
      @doonerbaby8349 2 роки тому

      @@hozanne1 in reference to what?

    • @maddie5747
      @maddie5747 2 роки тому +3

      I saw there was an ozempic shortage and going to those w diabetes first….also the US hasn’t even labeled this drug for weight lost, only Europe and Canada has I’m pretty sure…

    • @hozanne1
      @hozanne1 2 роки тому

      @@doonerbaby8349 I’ve never heard of someone being prescribed ozempic for type 1 diabetes it specifically made for type 2 diabetes.

    • @doonerbaby8349
      @doonerbaby8349 2 роки тому +2

      @@hozanne1 it’s not approved for us but I know many type ones who have taken it to help with insulin effectiveness.

  • @jang_gina
    @jang_gina 2 роки тому +63

    Didn’t she just get a kindle? Why is she buying physical books…

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +30

      She collects them!!!

    • @hazelnutcase357
      @hazelnutcase357 2 роки тому +12

      @@ZacharyMichael She dreams of being a published poet and is making up for it by buying other people's poems.
      (Instead of writing and publishing her own. There are many places to publish in this day and age that you can do it youself. (just like her lack of merch when she she has such a high number of followers just waiting for a catchy shirt))

  • @ghostfaceart3634
    @ghostfaceart3634 2 роки тому +20

    I used to grab journals all the time for dopamine, now I just hear you yelling about "ANOTHER journal?" and i put it back lol.

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not allowed to buy a new journal until I fill one up, speaking of which, I'm about 5 pages away from filling this one up, time for a bookstore trip lol

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому

      @@LottieDeLuscious u earned it gorl
      I'm envious of people who can actually fill up journals. I write in three pages, lose the book, write in another journal, find the book, then give up

  • @tetramerces
    @tetramerces 2 роки тому +49

    Any chance you can add the Shit's not adding up mug to the store? As an engineer it speaks to me on so any levels, but couldn't bear paying almost $50 before. Shipping costs to Canada are much lower now!

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +34

      Hmmm probably! I honestly thought it was already on there. Let me try to remember to ask. I’m in an Uber rn haha

  • @gabrielr.1387
    @gabrielr.1387 2 роки тому +71

    Amberlynn should be paying you for making her content interesting. Thanks for the recap!

  • @amandaslife6775
    @amandaslife6775 2 роки тому +69

    I think her energy level was up because she is in a manic phase. She mentioned being out of meds in her last video, so even if she did finally get a new prescription, she might need to build it up in her system again.

    • @mommyamy123
      @mommyamy123 2 роки тому +5

      That time her therapist ghosted her….. lol

  • @rachelhasgp
    @rachelhasgp 2 роки тому +137

    my queen coming in with content right when I need it 🙌

  • @mollyanna000
    @mollyanna000 2 роки тому +101

    if she doesn’t take this seriously now with medications involved she’s gonna be in serious trouble and extremely unwell

    • @flogusgladly5370
      @flogusgladly5370 2 роки тому +28

      as long as it happens gradually she will adapt to it and the behavior will continue - you would think cancer, lymphedema, and cellulitis would be enough of a wake up call, but no

    • @amandad8922
      @amandad8922 2 роки тому +14

      She's already stopping her lamotrigine cold turkey which can literally give you a life threatening rash if you don't ween yourself off of it. It's rare but also something that doctors take very seriously and I'm shocked her doctor doesn't refuse her because she's unable to keep up her medication regiment.

    • @katieharpold689
      @katieharpold689 2 роки тому +8

      @@amandad8922 you know she has to be lying to them as much as she lies to us. I guarantee she makes herself out to be the most responsible, healthy, only obese for reasons she can’t control, patient in the entire world.

    • @annas9720
      @annas9720 2 роки тому +4

      @@katieharpold689 I doubt the doctor would buy that, if they are a good doctor. no one gets to 600 lbs through reasons they "can't control"

    • @BOLLOCKS1968
      @BOLLOCKS1968 2 роки тому +3

      Unfortunately she is already extremely unwell. She has a list of illnesses that reads like a resume. They might seem trivial to her now because she is still relatively young. A few more years of this and she will need a mobility scooter to get around. She could reverse some of her issues with the proper diet and exercise ... but hey, she seems to know better than the Doctors what is good for her. Sad situation.

  • @hazelnutcase357
    @hazelnutcase357 2 роки тому +54

    If the ozempic makes it hard for her to eat due to nausea - she needs a tuna sandwich.

  • @tracybroschak4467
    @tracybroschak4467 2 роки тому +16

    Before she was weighing herself everyday and now that "the weight has been flying off" why hasn't she gotten on the scale?

    • @jackieelizabeth8614
      @jackieelizabeth8614 2 роки тому +3

      For real, if it was true she would of rattled out numbers

  • @radlee974
    @radlee974 2 роки тому +44

    Wouldn’t it be _crazy_ if there was some super simple way for her to add in that trigger warning _before_ the trigger somehow?! Like, if there were a way to do it _after_ filming but _before_ uploading it? Gee. If only! 🙄
    Also, I completely agree with you, Zach! I don’t care at ALL if this medication is what’s causing her to lose weight. As long as she’s happy and healthy and realizes that the meds are simply just a tool, then I’m honestly happy for her! As terrible and obnoxious and disgustingly toxic as she is/can be, I don’t want to continue to watch her eat herself to death.
    _Also,_ also, she’s honestly the only person that I know/watch that keeps having their lighting make them look yellow/jaundice. So, yeah, she definitely needs to discuss this fairly regularly occurring “coincidence” with her doctor ASAP!

  • @megnanimous.
    @megnanimous. 2 роки тому +135

    That melatonin IS candy! It's a gummy made of sugar. She spent $15 for less than a one month supply equal to 375 calories and 50 grams of sugar when she could've spent $5 on a 3 month supply of regular melatonin tablets (0 calories, 0 sugar)!

    • @peggypate2969
      @peggypate2969 2 роки тому +43

      Yes but if she doesn't lose weight she can blame the melatonin

    • @maze4028
      @maze4028 2 роки тому +29

      Also they’re like 3mg. When I was having insomnia and was on antidepressant my dr was like girl start with 10mg and move up to 20mg if u need to. Those gummies would not do sh!t if she really had insomnia. That’s like a kids dosage. I’m out of the antidepressants (it took me 2 years) and no more melatonin either. 🎊

    • @jackiehoward7300
      @jackiehoward7300 2 роки тому +14

      I’ve heard that gummy vitamins and supplements don’t work that well. My dietician said table form is much better than gummies.

    • @LifeWithAshaAse
      @LifeWithAshaAse 2 роки тому +3

      @@maze4028 yes those melatonin gummies do nothing for me!

    • @june40440
      @june40440 2 роки тому +10

      @@jackiehoward7300 I remember reading something about how ingesting melatonin (gummies, supplements) usually don't work well because our bodies aren't good at absorbing it in the digestive system, but sublingual ones are more effective since it gets absorbed right into the blood stream!

  • @applemorz
    @applemorz 2 роки тому +7

    “Nothing about you says minimalist” 😂😂

  • @MA1.5
    @MA1.5 2 роки тому +63

    “Something else” is Wifey was on vacation and Amber ate her way through the apartment for 10 days.
    But why is she so upbeat and chipper about this estrogen thing with her “health anxiety”? She is a little speedy this episode.

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi 2 роки тому +2

      i think she likes being a victim 😭

  • @Philthy215
    @Philthy215 2 роки тому +19

    Too many chest piece moments in this one. Been waiting for your reaction. I cannot wait to get my shirt!

  • @megnanimous.
    @megnanimous. 2 роки тому +18

    June bugs and cicadas are NOT the same thing.

  • @AmbiCahira
    @AmbiCahira 2 роки тому +13

    "I can't emotionally eat anymore" "SHOPPING HAUL!!" I have a feeling we are seeing one addiction being replaced by another.

  • @orsitheawesome
    @orsitheawesome 2 роки тому +102

    Ah, environmental-Lynn sitting in the car for the duration of an entire rain storm idling while wifey getting chair! Fantastic! Love that for the rest of us!

    • @flogusgladly5370
      @flogusgladly5370 2 роки тому +22

      notice how plastic is no longer creeping her out

    • @VeddaMidura
      @VeddaMidura 2 роки тому +18

      Yes, Torrid hauls, shopping at Taget -Twice! Burning up gas at $5 a gallon. But complaining about the price of a medication that can save her life. That's the Amber we know.

    • @jordiflower
      @jordiflower 2 роки тому +3

      @@VeddaMidura 1000%

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 2 роки тому +4

      She thinks the world revolves around her. Not a moment of consideration for any other living thing on this planet.

  • @beckums83
    @beckums83 2 роки тому +6

    Right as you mentioned “placebo” I said out loud “this is quite the expensive placebo” 😂

  • @kellyperez658
    @kellyperez658 2 роки тому +6

    Can't order the chair...it messes with the need for instant gratification!

  • @kimcloud5983
    @kimcloud5983 2 роки тому +36

    She's the queen of instant gratification so it would bother her that it takes longer for that shot to work

  • @edenashkenazi7609
    @edenashkenazi7609 2 роки тому +30

    What do you think about Amber trying to lose weight with a hunger suppressant? I mean, her issue is that she doesn't listen to her body's hunger cues, and that what she eats usually is very high in calories but low in nutritional value. Why would suppressing her hunger work if she doesn't stop eating when she's full anyways?
    edit: watch how "my weight is falling off in a scary way"/"I can barely make myself eat" will quickly turn into "I have people in my ear telling me I'm not eating enough" and her quitting.

    • @aquariusmoon8648
      @aquariusmoon8648 2 роки тому +1

      Love this comment ❣️

    • @Youre-Welcome
      @Youre-Welcome 2 роки тому

      Yes. It's straight out of the 2 day Optavia phase...I'm not eating enough, it's unhealthy... 🙄

  • @Sugarcane510
    @Sugarcane510 2 роки тому +19

    The recall was for the Cafe Latte flavor. I know because Amazon let me know after I already bought it and drank them LOL

    • @guyrose2350
      @guyrose2350 2 роки тому +1

      I’m from aus so it’s hard to find info, what was it recalled for???

    • @Sugarcane510
      @Sugarcane510 2 роки тому +1

      @guy rose some kind of bacteria contamination that can cause illness. I didn’t feel sick but did notice that they tasted strange ☹️

  • @Pipsqueakks
    @Pipsqueakks 2 роки тому +185

    Threw a like before the video even started just because the shirt you are wearing is amazing. Have a great day, Zach!

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +21

      You can buy it!!! Thanks for watching!!!

    • @KJ-jq9pq
      @KJ-jq9pq 2 роки тому +3

      @@ZacharyMichael It looks like it's comfy fabric.

    • @AdeleWildrose
      @AdeleWildrose 2 роки тому +2

      Same here! The t-shirt got an immediate 👍🏻

  • @nomaddictart2886
    @nomaddictart2886 2 роки тому +3

    I keep thinking the door knob bumper on ur wall behind you is a drop of water on my phone screen!!! Anyone else???

  • @Emily-pn1rg
    @Emily-pn1rg 2 роки тому +19

    I think before she goes down the sleep supplement rabbit hole she should look into sleep hygiene. As someone with narcolepsy (and working in healthcare) I've been asked a million times by people if they should see a sleep doctor. And I always say the same thing, "Don't go until you have looked into sleep hygiene and have a sleep diary/log (you can find them free online) because that is all your first appointment will be. It's frustrating but the way we live our lived in 2022 is not helpful for sleeping. So if your having trouble before you go to any type of external thing look into sleep hygiene and it may just fix the problem without an external intervention.

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious 2 роки тому +1

      Sleep hygiene is essential!

    • @Emily-pn1rg
      @Emily-pn1rg 2 роки тому +1

      @Angry Little Sponge 100% exactly what I mean by that. I know she won't actually do it, it's just frustrating to see people act like they have no control over their sleep issues when they make no efforts to change it.

  • @Lucidesmond
    @Lucidesmond 2 роки тому +21

    Ok thank you for pointing out how June bugs and cicadas are 2 different bugs 😂 I live in Texas and we have both. June bugs are a type of beetle that don’t make noise, fly around sporadically like they never got taught how to fly in the first place and will dive bomb at you randomly for no damn reason (probably cause they were never taught to fly). Cicadas is what she is hearing and I’m just baffled how she thinks the two are the same bug lol also how does Wifey also not know and correct her

    • @hailbones666
      @hailbones666 2 роки тому +5

      I also posted about this! But I will say June bugs do make a noise…when those l bastards slam into shit. “Dive bomb” is the best way to describe it! They’re so hard-shelled, they make that audible “pop!” when they hit something haha
      P.S. YOUR PFP IS FABULOUS

    • @LottieDeLuscious
      @LottieDeLuscious 2 роки тому +2

      I had a june bug fly into my hair and get stuck 😭

  • @swurvestar1
    @swurvestar1 2 роки тому +25

    RE: her mood - to me, she seems almost manic. Most likely from not taking her meds/quitting them cold turkey. She has the means to afford them and does nothing all day. There's absolutely no reason she couldn't have been on the phone and prevented herself from running out. But of course AL knows better than any Dr or pharmacist.

    • @kianar210
      @kianar210 2 роки тому +3

      yeah, especially since she's starting a LOT of very ambitious things and quitting them almost immediately, or at least a couple days after she starts.

  • @DJonae
    @DJonae 2 роки тому +17

    I usually watch Amberlynn’s content (always through Zach’s channel of course) with a light heart because I feel like she’s a troll all the time, but this Ozempic situation is a bit irritating for me because I went on Ozempic for weight loss and it worked perfect as long as you follow to regimen. .25mg for 4 weeks and .5mg for 2 weeks then 1mg. The lower dosages are to get you body used to the medicine but most people don’t feel the hunger suppression until they get to the 1mg dosage. It’s mind blowing to me that she speaking like it should be working at full force already. Also it’s kind of subtle, but the way she talks about the medicine like she’s skeptical of it when she’s only JUST started it doesn’t sit right with me. I feel like she’s priming us for when she eventually gives up on it for some stupid reason just like she did with the weight loss doctor years ago that “told here she could eat cheeseburgers”. Like girl if you don’t want to lose the weight just say it.

  • @macgurrl
    @macgurrl 2 роки тому +18

    There is no flipping way I could have watched that whole video without your humorous commentary. I would have had to scratch my eyes out. 🤣🤣

    • @PurpleT3a
      @PurpleT3a 2 роки тому

      Same. I’ve tried to watch a video and I cannot. It’s just so freaking sad to watch.

  • @belengarcia8389
    @belengarcia8389 2 роки тому +98

    Hi Zach! You probably won't read this, but I'm from Uruguay, I've been watching you for years and today I had very difficult and stressful day and was looking forward to having a new video from you. You have no idea how much this helps me unwind after a long and hard day, appreciate you always :)

    • @Medanera94
      @Medanera94 2 роки тому +11

      Qué lindo encontrar gente de Uruguay acá, yo veo a Zack ya hace años 🥰 y nunca había visto un comentario de nadie de aquí.

    • @belengarcia8389
      @belengarcia8389 2 роки тому +8

      @@Medanera94 no puedo creer que hay más uruguayos en la vuelta! Que demás!

    • @ZacharyMichael
      @ZacharyMichael  2 роки тому +42

      Aww that’s so kind I really appreciate you commenting. Thanks for watching Belen!

    • @belengarcia8389
      @belengarcia8389 2 роки тому +30

      @@ZacharyMichael omg can’t believe you replied! Thank you! 💜

  • @xo.courtneylynn
    @xo.courtneylynn 2 роки тому +43

    Love when Judy looks up at you like WTF 😂 as I always say, she’s the real star here.

    • @alirpa77
      @alirpa77 2 роки тому +9

      Love how she just tolerates her surroundings. A freaking QUEEN! 😂

    • @farapipsqueek636
      @farapipsqueek636 2 роки тому +5

      my dog is sitting next to me while I am just watching Judy and that little face

  • @celvsmachine
    @celvsmachine 2 роки тому +43

    When you can’t do anything shopping seems like a hobby

  • @ssstarburst87
    @ssstarburst87 2 роки тому +8

    When she said, "I feel like my weight this week..." I was waiting for your, "not this. NOT this." 🤣🤣

  • @SnuffalupagusRising
    @SnuffalupagusRising 2 роки тому +3

    Love how she's worried about a prescribed medication, but not even remotely concerned about the ten tons of carcinogens she ingests along with a huge antioxidant and nutritional deficit from her beige takeout diet.

  • @beckyobeck
    @beckyobeck 2 роки тому +8

    Judy's expression while looking down at Poseph is life. 😆

  • @fizalex6612
    @fizalex6612 2 роки тому +26

    Alr is the kind of person to stop taking anti depressants and quit them after 2 weeks because they're "not working"
    Why does she expect everything to work so quick? New diet didnt loose 20 lb in a week? She quits. Its like she expects everything to be easy and when its not she quits.

  • @wutarrwedoin
    @wutarrwedoin 2 роки тому +15

    We have both junebugs *and* cicadas here so I'm even more confused as to why she's mixed those up lmao But also, the cicadas aren't out yet 😅

  • @ArtBySoup
    @ArtBySoup 2 роки тому +8

    When I tell you I SCREAMED “I’m GAY not stupid.” When I saw it I’m not even lying.
    Immediately getting that.

  • @rachdanderfield6053
    @rachdanderfield6053 2 роки тому +17

    WHERE DID JUDY LOUS THOUGHTS GO. WHY DOES SHE NOT SAY HER THOUGHTS AT THE START OF THE VIDEO ANYMORE? WAS SHE SPEAKING TOO MUCH TRUTH, JUDY ARE YOU BEING SILENCED BLINK 3 TIMES IF YOU ARE BEING SILENCED

  • @itakenaps
    @itakenaps 2 роки тому +5

    Me not wearing my glasses thinking there’s a small alien on her back and not Twinkie star

  • @kacimcr
    @kacimcr 2 роки тому +13

    omg I go to that exact target all the time!! Im honestly surprised ive never seen her out and about before.

    • @sarajerde8280
      @sarajerde8280 2 роки тому +2

      Out and about? How long have you been watching this progruhm? She never leaves the house 😂

    • @kacimcr
      @kacimcr 2 роки тому +1

      @@sarajerde8280 ive been watching for years. she leaves the house more than I do...and she frequents places I go all the time.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому

      @@sarajerde8280 it's common for her to go to Wal-Mart almost every day of the week fam

  • @neu_dae
    @neu_dae 2 роки тому +12

    I'm genuinely concerned that she's going to binge on melatonin gummies late in the night...

  • @sc8414
    @sc8414 2 роки тому +10

    I work a full time job and I go out on the weekends, sometimes wearing multiple outfits... I dont buy nearly as many things as she does. And all she does is sit at home.

  • @TrashpandaArt
    @TrashpandaArt 2 роки тому +11

    I’m gaining weight (recovery from Ed) and I can’t wait to buy new outfits.. but she is spending a lot of money on a lot of stuff she clearly does not need if it’s just lurking around the place, I find it so annoying to have to buy new sizes every few months and I’m waiting it out to buy cute fits until I am at around my goal weight because it costs a lot of money to replace a wardrobe. My sizes are not going up anymore but… I’m still waiting because even if your the same size things fit differently so you might not like it anymore. I wish I had this amount of money for fashion, I would be looking so cute!

  • @pirateorona92
    @pirateorona92 2 роки тому +18

    She is very much manic... She's excited to have lost a little bit of weight but she's going to crash hard here soon.. and I don't mean that in a bad way, but u can tell by her multitude of the screech laughing and her need to buy more junk, she does this when she is being restrictive... Also with the snacking it probably stopped only because of the ozempic.. but she's going to use the excuse of the price or that "she knows her body" and will quit it so that she can binge. She doesn't understand that she is eating from mind not hunger .. and she doesn't understand what it means to intuitive eat. She just thinks it means to eat whatever pops in ur mind as a craving. Rather than fuel ur body when it's hungry. And cut the portions to very minimal if craving something ..

  • @KRO-222
    @KRO-222 2 роки тому +10

    “I feel like I’m cheating on my diet” girl that is fiFTEEN CALORIES! A baby could eat that without it affecting their weight lol.

  • @Sweet_Dee
    @Sweet_Dee 2 роки тому +5

    The single shot of ozempic "not working" is sending me!
    _You guys, I tried Prozac for a week and I'm still depressed._ 😤
    _I took one birth control pill and still got pregnant?!!_ 😱
    _I stopped taking my antibiotics and the infection came back!_ 😡 Oh wait she really said that one!

  • @tinydancer382
    @tinydancer382 2 роки тому +25

    I was on Ozempic recently and I have no doubt that our gorl has already stopped it.
    The way that Ozempic works is that it makes food stay in your stomach longer so that you're full. But it also has horrible side effects. It essentially makes you sick.
    When she said that the thought of food makes her sick, that's probably the truth. When I was on it, I was so sick. I had horrible nausea, stomach cramps, I was constantly going to the bathroom and just the thought of eating made me feel like I might lose whatever was in my stomach. I was essentially bedridden. I would barely eat all day because I couldn't stomach anything. I dropped eleven pounds in two weeks.
    They say that you can eat your normal diet on it but that's not true. Eating a high-fat diet just makes everything so much worse. Greasy foods would be giving horrible stomach cramps.
    When I had my symptoms, I did a lot of research, and apparently feeling so sick that you can't eat is normal. That's how you lose weight, you are literally too nauseous to do it. Even when I stopped taking it it stayed in my system for 5-8 weeks afterward. With that in mind, I have no doubt that she's already stopped it at this point.

    • @verontrust1762
      @verontrust1762 2 роки тому +4

      Absolutely. After increasing my dose I had uncontrollable vomiting and severe stomach pain ect for two days.

    • @JK-mv1tv
      @JK-mv1tv 2 роки тому +5

      Wow. Thanks for sharing your experience!

    • @thebutlerdiditagain
      @thebutlerdiditagain 2 роки тому +3

      I have a family member taking it, and she’s the same way. Unfortunately her doctor is encouraging it because he’s “so proud of the weight loss” which is essentially the only thing he cares about it seems like. She gets SOO sick when she increases her dose but eventually she’s able to get up and about again…just barely able to eat anything.

    • @alice_rabbit8345
      @alice_rabbit8345 2 роки тому +2

      I’ve been on it for 2 months for my diabetes. I’m up to the full dose and it’s horrible. I’m nauseous all the time and constipated. I don’t have stomach pain but all I want to do is lay down. I see my endocrinologist next week and have to talk to her about stopping it.

    • @thebutlerdiditagain
      @thebutlerdiditagain 2 роки тому

      @@alice_rabbit8345 that sounds awful!! I hope you get it all worked out soon!

  • @slopely
    @slopely 2 роки тому +8

    Amberlynn immediately trusting the stranger knows which medicine she needs more than her oncologist….

  • @nadav_
    @nadav_ 2 роки тому +7

    The nonsense that comes out of this woman’s mouth 😂😂😂 I truly cannot

  • @BloofehBaby
    @BloofehBaby 2 роки тому +13

    Melatonin taste test was actually laugh out loud funny. Maybe we can get a full vitamin review!?

  • @sheggyy3117
    @sheggyy3117 2 роки тому +1

    The voice you used to say “I love you” @15:18 is absolutely sending me rn

  • @mariecherrytree
    @mariecherrytree 2 роки тому +4

    1. Didn't she buy a kindle? Why is she buying books.
    2. Why not ask where the earings and purses are?
    3. Who is fitting in that kids size chair for real?

  • @AlyaYazminHasnan
    @AlyaYazminHasnan 2 роки тому +17

    I feel my brain cell is dying the more i listen to her.
    What goes around in that of hers…
    Thank god you exists it makes it more bearable.

    • @SP-bg8on
      @SP-bg8on 2 роки тому +1

      the eXpecially drives me nuts

  • @lumilad
    @lumilad 2 роки тому +7

    My melatonin journey lasted about 3-4 years and ended quite a while ago. It might help you fall asleep, but you still have to be in the dark (because it kinda breaks up in the body if it's too light in the room) and be in bed. It wouldn't make you drop down and sleep wherever. Our gorl seems to think that it's a mighty sleeping pill. It's not.
    Also, I had the weirdest and most vivid dreams with melatonin. And sometimes I had terrible nightmares that ruined my entire days and even weeks. Some still haunt me if I think about them. Because melatonin makes the dreams longer and you remember them pretty well. I was very scared in some dreams and I woke up scared and crying even.
    So guys, please consider getting a routine and some gentler ways for better sleep. Melatonin is not the way to go in my opinion.

  • @3dogmom
    @3dogmom 2 роки тому +31

    I very recently rescued/adopted a tiny homeless Yorkie.. so that Po action is giving me everything 💕 my Lexie

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 2 роки тому +3

      Hooray!! Wishing you both great happiness and love together! Well done, Yorkie-mama ❤️❤️❤️

    • @edvh88
      @edvh88 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you for giving your Lexie a loving home! Hooray for adopting homeless animals 🥰

    • @3dogmom
      @3dogmom 2 роки тому +1

      @@edvh88 someone dumped her in the parking lot of my work on a day that was over 100 degrees- she was hiding under vehicles to stay out of the sun. She was dehydrated, heat exhausted and had horrible skin/coat. Now she has good food, sleeps on my pillow and has 2 older four legged siblings that adore her (as do I). I had her scanned for a chip but nothing and no one ever came back around looking for her. It’s like she has always been with us.

  • @amysusanna214
    @amysusanna214 2 роки тому +4

    It's possible since her refills were automatic that the estrogen she has been taking was only found to be an issue for uterine cancer patients sometime since her surgery & she hasn't been in for a checkup all this time

  • @spitfire3984
    @spitfire3984 2 роки тому +37

    My 17 year old daughter said, “Zachary’s merch is the most Zachary Michael thing ever.” I cackled.

  • @setbet3360
    @setbet3360 2 роки тому +15

    I have to give credit where it’s due, a few years back she couldn’t walk a store or even walk through a room without being so out of breath that she couldn’t even speak.. I do have a small amount of hope 🫢 but also why is our wifey picking out office supplies like she pitches in anything with the channel 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @farapipsqueek636
      @farapipsqueek636 2 роки тому +5

      she is definitely in better shape. Physically. I think when she couldn't walk without being out of breath, she was about 100 pounds heavier than she is now.. Not sure. But I have lost hope for her. She has totally stalled. I would have SOME hope if she would be a little honest ans say that she wants to lose 14 pounds so she would be down 100 pounds from her highest weight. But no. She talks about losing 100 pounds. Truly. I would have hope if it seemed like she was lying to us, but not herself. But no. She is lying to herself and change is impossible without being honest with oneself.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому

      @@farapipsqueek636 she was up to almost 600 lbs at one point, yeah

  • @queenmarynovelwriter5397
    @queenmarynovelwriter5397 2 роки тому +24

    What amazes me is she's back doing Cameos because she's crying poor yet she orders Torrid and never wears them and goes out and buys Wipey a chair that neither of them can sit in. Go figure. Oh and no way she could wear a 'I'm Gay not stupid' tee shirt because...well, because only half that statement would be true.🤣🤣

    • @Youre-Welcome
      @Youre-Welcome 2 роки тому +1

      Omg read my mind! Zach was all, what about this shirt? And I was like, because it would be a lah!

  • @AprilLBolton
    @AprilLBolton 2 роки тому +10

    how much you wanna bet her "personal issue" that caused it not to work the first week was that she used the pen wrong and didn't actually inject herself? My husband was put on a similar med pen for diabetes and the first two weeks he thought he was injecting himself but he didn't take off the cap lol

  • @shanwowpotter1135
    @shanwowpotter1135 2 роки тому +5

    Zachary goes silent:
    Me cleaning my room: this better not be frozen, my life is already falling apart

  • @mergesviz
    @mergesviz 2 роки тому +26

    Yeah I was shocked too when she taste tested the melatonin. I have the same brand for my general multi vitamins and they do kinda taste like candy, but Amber must’ve really been craving something for that reaction. Say what you will about her, but she motivated me to lose 50+ pounds three years ago (which I’ve managed to keep off!) and she continues to motivate me in other ways of my life. What an influence. Anyhow, great video as always, Zach!

    • @mergesviz
      @mergesviz 2 роки тому

      @@leena_loo 😬😓

    • @TheRunningLeopard
      @TheRunningLeopard 2 роки тому

      Oh no, if she does that actually will cause a medical emergency.

  • @bgirlpamsolo
    @bgirlpamsolo 2 роки тому +9

    Zach, I think she uses torrid as an excuse to Body Check. Watch her face as she checks herself out, look at how her hands move around. It's not just about how the clothes fit

  • @nananichole
    @nananichole 2 роки тому +12

    I think the most frustrating thing for me about this “vlog” of hers is that she’s getting SO worked up over the medicine her doctor prescribed to her due to what a pharmacist said to her without knowing her history. I swear she does stuff like this cause she feeds off drama, like girl come on💀💀

  • @victoriaj4176
    @victoriaj4176 2 роки тому +3

    LOL her talking about how "some people" are saying that taking medication is a cop out is definitely her calling out YDHB.

  • @kycheese7424
    @kycheese7424 2 роки тому +1

    Omg just started drinking premier shakes. Thank you for pointing out the recall

  • @moviemoth4192
    @moviemoth4192 2 роки тому +5

    I looked up the specifics on the target sure they bought because I’m too nosy… it’s only holds up to 200 lbs.
    i’m pretty sure I sat in that chair at my local target. i weight 130 pounds and it was just really short and low to the ground my knees were like at my chest.
    It seems like a chair more appropriate for my five-year-old.

  • @babybluecheeks
    @babybluecheeks 2 роки тому +1

    Didn't she just buy a Kindle? So why is she buying books 🤦‍♀️

  • @katymcgee4254
    @katymcgee4254 2 роки тому +11

    I’m stupid, not gay.

  • @nellann2658
    @nellann2658 2 роки тому +2

    June bugs are giant flying beetles and they hiss! They're terrifying!

  • @vanessaatalanta2475
    @vanessaatalanta2475 2 роки тому +16

    Thank goodness I'm on holiday, because it's 2:20am in Germany and if I had to work I would be asleep now and couldn't watch the video while it's nice and fresh! Yay for the holiday! 🥳

  • @M_Night_Shamalamadingdong
    @M_Night_Shamalamadingdong 2 роки тому +1

    No in Arizona we don’t call them June bugs. Ditz!

  • @saragallagher9815
    @saragallagher9815 2 роки тому +4

    Did she say that she’s only going to go talk to her doctor if she wakes up early enough? Or am I not understanding her? Lol

  • @sammysoulmate3450
    @sammysoulmate3450 2 роки тому +3

    Oh Zachary I love you !! I haven’t cracked up this much in forever, thank you!

  • @jackiehoward7300
    @jackiehoward7300 2 роки тому +20

    Amberlynn, needs a salad lamp, a premier protein lamp, and anti jaundice lamp. Wonder if target sells those?

  • @hannahpinocci813
    @hannahpinocci813 2 роки тому +12

    I can't wait to get my whoever whatever shirt!!!

  • @oliviap469
    @oliviap469 2 роки тому +4

    This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a Zachary Michael video

  • @gobrobin
    @gobrobin 2 роки тому +1

    I saw that chair at target and it was the most uncomfortable POS… congrats on your merch and great job on this video!!

  • @lacey9728
    @lacey9728 2 роки тому +20

    I've been waiting all day for this! Let me grab my drink!

  • @yournamehere5987
    @yournamehere5987 2 роки тому +3

    Omg the low voice "I LOVE YOU" had me rolling!! 🤣 And 29:18 😂 That stare!

  • @elimwilliamson
    @elimwilliamson 2 роки тому +1

    I honestly didn't know you did twitch, but I'm really excited to be there