A Day In The Life of a Loser
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2018
- A day in the life of a loser. Take a dive into my incredibly, mindblowingly, impressively, extraordinarily, passionating life.
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Honestly and I'm not kidding, this is my everyday routine.
Same here.
Me too, pretty much.
How can you afford to do nothing?
aty2k that’s the tea
Same!
A cringe compilation of my life, produced directly by my brain.
Daniel Johnson relatable
That's normal
Yeah that killed me
he literally said that right as I read this comment
Lmao that cringe compilation is 14 years long so far
How high is the ceiling in that room, damn...
I'm just really short. I'm 1 meter tall
@@Jojas Good thing your karate skills are lit, though, lol...
sky's the limit
It needs to be high to contain all of this guy's ambitions
@@Jojas how did you found all those tiny furnitures
you laying there all lifeless killed me
He's lying down as if he's in a coffin lol.
Your 999th like is me :)
Bro sleeping like Minecraft 💀
i don’t remember filming this..
Me too... it's weird...
But I remember living this
@@aa_2054 lol
@@tomipbob7665 lol
@@aa_2054 lol
You sleep like Dracula.
I also never go outside during the day just like Dracula
Rude
@@Jojas this bitch just wants aatention and she got yours bwahaahahah
He's Jesus not a Dracula
@@Jojas or at night
All jokes aside but why can I actually relate tho, lmao
No you can't
Tash and who the fuck are you ??
fentywhore Thankyou sis💗 i was about to say you are gorgeous but that’s a bald Ariana grande I’m-
Black women argue loudly
@@codyanntaylor9623 make sense
Wth he sleep with his shoes on
Why the hell he sleeps with his clothes on
+LSD LSD Nearly half the population sleeps with their clothes on.
and yes pajamas are considered clothes
He’s white
@@EverythingIsChromeInTheFuture even shoes wtf
He's a video game character
A Day In The Life of a -Loser- Successful Person
A like just for your avatar
H-O-W D-I-D Y-O-U D-O T-H-A-T-?
@@ruthlettagalog9553 -what-
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Wait how did u write LOSER with a stroke?
This really speaks to me on a personal level
Same here. I hoope u do well and found success in your life man. Ameen brother.
you look like kylo ren but even more shredded
You're right. I should do a shirtless scene in my next vid just to show just how much of a muscular freak i am.
no, kylo ren looks like _him_
@@Jojas Dude you really should make a Kylo Ren parody........ I LOVE KYLO REN IT WOULD MAKE MY DAY......
or severus snape
your channel is gold, you really deserve more recognition, your content it is worth and i actually love it and love your sense of humour you're so funny. i hope your channel glow up you deserve it, greetings from argentina (sorry for my bad english)
Acá también una argentina!!
How many subscribers did Jojas had back then?
Mistake nr 1 was waking up today tbh
I wish i could never wake up again. Sadly i always do
Jojas Makes Videos dam, 1 child sacrifice = 1 respect
White Boy dam you are definitely the type of person to enjoy eminems revival album
@@furkannn2000 no u
@Hoodie y Wtf man, I'm here 2 years later...
Wearing the shoes to bed is actually very smart because you don't have to exert anymore energy by taking them off and putting them back on. Thanks for teaching me how to be even more of a loser.
"A cringe compilation of my life"
I dont need a compilation. Every single second of my life is cringe-worthy or not important at all
What i do in life:
1.sleep
2.sleep
3.eat
4.sleep
5.sleep
Why is it a link
Sleep, eat, shit myself, get yelled at to clean it up, beat off to step sister porn, get caught by my step sister, run away, sneak in at night, repeat.
sleep til we get hungry, eat til we get sleepy
@@endercanobeans who else clicked to check the link ? xd
no eating
Mark my words, keep trucking and you are gonna be the next Onision!!!!
damianf why be the next Onision when you could be the first Jojas
Is that an insult or compliment calling someone onision... i would assume its an insult but i dont know
That's the best compliment i could ever get. I've dreamed of becoming onision ever since i was 2.
Jojas Makes Videos nice Dream. Martin Luther king is actually mad he didn’t dream of that
Why become onision when he can become the next Putin
Literally my life.
Wake up at noon
Lift weights in my basement dungeon
Eat
Spend hours doing menial tasks
Cry myself to sleep
Repeat
I keep hearing that there are people who cry themselves to sleep. I do hide in the bathroom and torture myself until I cry so I can better and then carry on with work, but crying yourself to sleep, never understood that. People do it everyday?
@@kakacech It's more of like an exaggeration, I guess
This is a complete mood
A word by word analysis of this video.
‘In the morning, I wake up.’ This is an important statement. Without it we would not know how he gets ready. Without it, it would provide many questions which would have no answers. ‘Is he a loser who wakes up in the morning? Or is he a loser who says “I’m going to bed now” Forty seven times during the course of the night, only to realise, dawn has in fact broken and there is no point sleeping now, for the second night in a row?”. However, this sentence, provides some more thought provoking questions. Such as, ‘Why does he wake up?’ Or ‘Has he ever woken down?’ Important questions that will probably never be answered.
‘This is usually the first thing I do, every morning.’ Such an in treating statement. What does he do before this, when he doesn’t wake up first? This implies that he normally wakes up, but not always. Does he sleep through the day? No, because this is the first thing he does.
‘I stand up and realise there is nothing to do - so I go back to bed.’ ‘Why does he stand up? Why can’t he look form his bed?’ You may be asking. Well, it’s obvious. He stands up to get a better view at the nothingness and he lays back down in bed to think of the dark abyss and the inevitability of death. either this or he goes back to sleep. Take your pick.
Alex my little Budgie have u really got nothing else to do 😂😂
English literature
This video cured my depression 😂😂😭😭💀💀
Nice 😂
That dp😂😂😂😂
"why does lele pons exist?"
Damn, asking the real questions here man
This hit close to home
"Why Lele Pons exist" 😂 killed me
I totally get what Jojas means when he says that sleeping is the "least boring" thing to do during slow days;
if I have days when I just feel generally bored, then it is actually quite pleasant to lie down in bed and relax, like "yeah, I am free right now, so I might as well chill in bed".
just get a slave to buy you food instead of going through the effort yourself
I actually asked my brother to become my slave recently but he refused. I don't know why
@@Jojas ok.Cause u have same blood.
@@Jojas There's your problem. You asked. Next time, skip that part
I sleep with one toe sticking out of the covers
I laughed the hole video instead of crying because this is me everyday.
The other bed is his gf's bed.
EXPOSED
thats nice no i sleep on the floor
thats nice
what other bed
I think that's a couch
"I never buy any food cos it's too much effort" relatable af
The funny part is he probably put a lot of effort into completely emptying his fridge for the vid
Damn son those karate skills were spicy
1:44 "because I never buy any food, that's *too much* effort."
OK OK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN SO LONG AND THE COMMENTS GO HAND IN HAND WITH THE VIDEO
CAN THIS BE PUT IN A MUSEUM
this is my life to a t. except instead of karate moves I walk to the fridge to the cupboard and back to the fridge again
So inspiring. Wish I could be like this. Can you teach us how to do the karate? I know it must've taken years of practice, but I am desperate for some advice, as I need to impress and maybe even get married. At first I was confused as to why your subscriber count wasn't at 69 million, and then I realized that you have the power to make people unsubscribe. A very unique power, indeed. But I have to beg you, please do not mind control me and make me unsubscribe. I need to survive and learn how to be a loser. This is one of my goals and I need your videos to sustain my life.
Oh dang my boi your channel is booming.
As a loser, I can confirm all these are true.
I fell in love with your karate moves 😍
Bro.... you’re so hilarious 😂 please keep it up
This is too real. And it’s not even funny, it’s painful.
my god this physically hurts
I love you so much Jojo you’re the best god bless you’re going to blow up my man 4 sure
this made me laugh so hard that i started crying
2 years later after after covid happened, this suddenly does not seem too far off from everyone's daily routine at this point. This video has truly aged like a fine wine.
This channel is so relatable.
He just exposed my routine tho
the only difference between mine and jojas's life is that i don't even get out of bed in the first place.
I swear this is my day every single day god damn
man you’re really underrated! i really enjoy your content :) i also somehow relate to this video alot
This is just a description of everyone's life during the Corona crisis right now
omg Jojas ur life is goals 😍😍 I love this vid so so much, you're great!
Thank you ! I actually made this vid to flex, make everyone jealous of just how interesting my celebrity life is.
I nrver laughed this hard, but I swear the last part was the funniest in UA-cam in my entire life.
“Why does Lele Pons exist?” 😂
That sounds like a philosopher's thought process
This is my life, except instead of doing Karate moves I drink beer and stare out of the window
This is my fucking favorite video and I won’t stop watching it ever
I am so glad I found this channel, I wish I was here in your earlier content
You're already here pretty early. I've only been posting regularly for like 3 months.
When people say mean things to or about you, it’s not about you. It’s almost always about them and their insecurities. Sometimes we want to take things a little personally, because it means that we’re important. But truth be told, people are mostly thinking about themselves. And they don’t care about us as much as we’d like to think they do. For me, this was the best realization. People don’t remember what you wore or said nearly as much as you think about it. Let’s stop obsessing and taking ourselves so seriously.
1:04 I'm dying 😂😂😂
My gut feeling says he's Mexican but he's french
My man sleeps with his shoes on ….that’s no loser in my book
I subbed this here is the UA-cam I miss cringy half decent barely edited videos you remind me of hiding in my room except he's serious
Same, content lacks originality these days
This video made me actually sad
this is actually my "life" and I'm not kidding at all, glad I'm not the only one
A girl passes by and sees your moves and calls the cops
Same except without the karate routine
I feel attacked
Yeah my room is always trashed tho from the random 3 a.m. bursts of motivation I use to do random messy projects
0:58 DAMN MOVES, SON
Literally sleeping to this
this documentary is astonishingly interesting. With me being a complete success in everything I do this video was very educational in showing me what it is truly like to be a loser. I am truly inspired by the effort you went to to do this video. 3.5/10 documentary would not recommend
*Sleep, wake up, repeat*
I was going to go and hangout with my friends. But why would I do that when I could learn this?
What i do:
Lie in bed for a half hour before waking up for school
Go to school and be bored all day
Go home
Watch UA-cam
Talk to myself, driving myself to a point of insanity
Take pill
Watch TV for a couple hours and watch UA-cam at the same time
Go to my bedroom and play on my phone for like a half hour to maybe two hours
Lie down to sleep
Better than being busy af and hating it amirite
I unironically enough was expecting a Minecraft referencie because i'm a loser too
Same here cept I'm awake all day surfing the internet after I get home from school
This is too accurate
Yeah same with my shitty life. One difference is that I sleep to not think about suicidal thoughts.
From A CN with love💕
I’ve never seen in my loser existence a most relatable video blog
Keep up the videos! Funny content
I watched this after watching kylies a day in the life video
7.8k subs!!! 😭😭😭 I’m so proud I’ve been here before 1000 good job 👏👏😭😭
edit: 7.9k 😭😭
36k
ayo he's on 300k rn
@@diobrando4483 i dont even remember commenting this 💀
"I just lay there while watching a cringe compilation of my life, produced directly by my brain"
Dang those are some siCc mOves🥋
Thank you. I took karate classes for a year when i was 5 and it clearly shows.
So relatable 😂😂😂 you are me male version
I am impressed with your content 💀🖤
Thanks for depicting my life
This feels like the inverse of the scene of Patrick Bateman’s routine in American Psycho. 😂
Ah yes the age old question that scientists haven't solved yet
Why does Lele Pons exist godammit
0% food
20% karate
80% S L E E P
This is my favourite video on UA-cam thanks
At first watch this video was funny but now it's just pure sadness
Finally uploaded I’ve been waiting 👏👏
Yeah i wasn't home for Christmas so i couldn't make vids
i laughed so hard at this this is legit me i’m so sorry i love you
This is exactly how my everyday routine has been during quarantine I-
same but this is me before and during corona, even after corona
The cringe compilation thing is very true
1:33 onwards is so true it hurts
This video is an exposé on my depression lol
You're lucky. I dream of waking up in the morning. Luxury.
legit my life except no karate because that's too much effort