I go on my first date thanks to ASMR

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • In this video the international superstar Jojas expresses how he feels about ASMR.
    I also go on my first date thanks to an ASMR first date roleplay
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 494

  • @sophiashmia6587
    @sophiashmia6587 5 років тому +1271

    i dont get how this guy is not huge or is like not popular hes hilarious

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 5 років тому +51

      Yeah, I don't know how he hasn't blown up yet. He is honestly one of the top 3 funniest people I have ever watched. If not NUMBER ONE. His sense of humor is just absolutely golden

    • @JimRondeau97
      @JimRondeau97 4 роки тому +14

      He is the lowkey funniest dude 😂💯

    • @TheGoddon
      @TheGoddon 4 роки тому +7

      He doesn't make enough videos

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ena48145 ok he's not THAT great

    • @kulhrada6900
      @kulhrada6900 4 роки тому +3

      Now he uploads more and he blew up

  • @rachelharold4767
    @rachelharold4767 5 років тому +893

    i actually love you, like you’re amazing

  • @melky_dean
    @melky_dean 5 років тому +928

    *"but she didnt move so I ran her over"*
    ...
    No one:
    Asmr girl: *"Thats really nice"*

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 4 роки тому +19

      'But she didn't speed up so I did run her over, heh.'
      'That sounds really nice..!'
      Thats my fav part

  • @soulsteali6353
    @soulsteali6353 5 років тому +541

    8:06 You need a high IQ for understand these

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 5 років тому

      its just a pun

    • @kiankashi91
      @kiankashi91 5 років тому +30

      @@fraavezskyrim r/woooosh

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 5 років тому

      @@kiankashi91 It didnt go over my head. I understand the blunt sarcasm, however I dont think its all that interesting

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 5 років тому +1

      @Scorpion S At least I have a profile pic

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 5 років тому

      @Scorpion S That makes you boring

  • @bento_box
    @bento_box 5 років тому +1048

    I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep but this shit had me dying I swear lmfao

    • @purrgundy
      @purrgundy 5 років тому +16

      ASMR u dead already?

    • @Seethatthing1
      @Seethatthing1 5 років тому +13

      @@purrgundy us guy of the internet, we die slowly and painfully, but we have asmr to help our souls (and porn)

    • @watsonkushmaster3067
      @watsonkushmaster3067 4 роки тому +1

      RIP

    • @DownHillgamer
      @DownHillgamer 4 роки тому

      Same bra

    • @blueghost4769
      @blueghost4769 4 роки тому +2

      It made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night

  • @nikolarihova9443
    @nikolarihova9443 5 років тому +1369

    Ok, now I'm kinda jealous of her 😑

    • @Jojas
      @Jojas  5 років тому +567

      You're right too. We're about to get married and i'm going on dates with other women, I'm so sorry

    • @nikolarihova9443
      @nikolarihova9443 5 років тому +139

      Well, I'll forgive you... But please don't do it again :)

    • @kryptozoologicky
      @kryptozoologicky 5 років тому +43

      You better treat her right 💁🏿‍♀️

    • @greenthizzle4
      @greenthizzle4 5 років тому +8

      Nikola Říhova what's up? Is that your real name? Where are you from?

    • @leisgang4150
      @leisgang4150 5 років тому +10

      @@greenthizzle4 Its a czech name it has the "Ř" in it.

  • @melissas.7095
    @melissas.7095 5 років тому +327

    They say sarcasm is a poor man’s wit, but I say sarcastic UA-cam content is like a crisp baguette dipped in gold and encrusted with 24k diamonds.

  • @Kebapable
    @Kebapable 5 років тому +257

    you're gonna get a second date dude, i feel it

  • @sereinity6684
    @sereinity6684 5 років тому +630

    Damn those jokes at the end are a bit too complex for my simple brain. But I laughed anyway xdddddd
    I came up with my own joke as well it's pretty epic:
    ASMR? more like my dad left me when I was 7MR xdd

    • @isiahfoust6034
      @isiahfoust6034 5 років тому +6

      Anibus 😂😂😂

    • @Jojas
      @Jojas  5 років тому +191

      Wow that is indeed an extremely epic joke

    • @germansubtv4439
      @germansubtv4439 5 років тому +5

      how long did u take to come up with this?

    • @caterpillerr
      @caterpillerr 5 років тому +33

      Dude, I’m sorry for being a real sheep here, but I was unable to comprehend that joke simply because the complicity surpassed the limit of my mental capacity. Well done, intellectual.

    • @moneymoney3780
      @moneymoney3780 5 років тому +4

      cringiest comment ive ever seen

  • @nyaneco-_-
    @nyaneco-_- 5 років тому +290

    God I love these videos

  • @asmrwithallie3381
    @asmrwithallie3381 5 років тому +322

    I've never laughed so hard in my life , every time I make asmr roleplays I imagine people doing this to me 😂😂

  • @girlgettingby2860
    @girlgettingby2860 5 років тому +187

    The 2nd joke got me looking for my inhaler. Too funny

  • @sofiabergstrom41
    @sofiabergstrom41 2 роки тому +61

    waiiit, how do you not have like a few million subs? how am I so lucky to have found this channel with only 329k subs???

    • @artemischen4086
      @artemischen4086 2 роки тому +4

      Probably because he doesn't upload often

    • @SwagEmperorJojas
      @SwagEmperorJojas 2 роки тому

      i think i kinda suck at all the technical stuff when it comes to making videos so my vids end up worse than they should be

    • @rannielaayumi2445
      @rannielaayumi2445 2 роки тому

      I was here in 1k and honestly I am proud that he's got 300k+ but he deserves a million subs

    • @joeypwns
      @joeypwns Рік тому +1

      He had 240 subscribers when he made this video lol

  • @BreakingDawn2471
    @BreakingDawn2471 5 років тому +214

    she sounds like poppy

    • @crestfallenmortal6533
      @crestfallenmortal6533 5 років тому +16

      Okay but that crossed my mind too and I was kinda shook

    • @huehuehueheh5806
      @huehuehueheh5806 5 років тому +6

      Poppy, the guy who peed on Seinfeld's couch with his pants still on?

    •  5 років тому +1

      I think it's poppy's voice actually lmao

    • @jackofalltrades5238
      @jackofalltrades5238 5 років тому +1

      Who the fuck is poppy???

  • @valvara123
    @valvara123 5 років тому +83

    His hat😂 😂😂 hiding his eyebrows 😂😂😂

    • @Lucid_high09
      @Lucid_high09 2 роки тому +2

      Oh god thats why looked so weird to me i didnt even noticed that bruh 😂💀

  • @lilbean4264
    @lilbean4264 5 років тому +84

    WTH UR HILARIOUS HOW DO U NOT HAVE MORE SUBS

  • @stephaniewadell7020
    @stephaniewadell7020 5 років тому +48

    This guy deserves so much for subs. Great content fam

  • @rocketgarcia5245
    @rocketgarcia5245 5 років тому +47

    I FILMED THIS PART WITH MY NINTENDO DS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jemangeunebrique2110
    @jemangeunebrique2110 5 років тому +46

    4:10 I'm dying

  • @isabellew4855
    @isabellew4855 5 років тому +17

    Dude ur literally one of the funniest youtubers I’ve watched in a while, and im being completely honest!

  • @crestfallenmortal6533
    @crestfallenmortal6533 5 років тому +55

    Okay but you sir, are a true master of satire.

  • @lilleorubs3566
    @lilleorubs3566 5 років тому +5

    Using the asmr to date... thought level in 2040

  • @jasminamemic8300
    @jasminamemic8300 4 роки тому +9

    I've watched this video 20 times, and laughed each time. This kid is hilarious!

  • @sanasiddiqua9507
    @sanasiddiqua9507 5 років тому +33

    Her voice sounds like poppy..... Or is she just taking poppy's voice in her vid...., can someone tell??

  • @RCmies
    @RCmies 5 років тому +19

    It's weird I just randomly searched "punching you ASMR" like a month ago and it had like a couple hundred views and now I think this is the same guy with almost 30k subscribers lol

  • @potatopotatoeOG
    @potatopotatoeOG 5 років тому +4

    You're so lucky. Your date waits for you to finish your sentences! They often just go on about bussy and kissing when I go in these one time dates.

  • @ti2218
    @ti2218 5 років тому +6

    These videos are getting better and better

  • @diamondari9
    @diamondari9 5 років тому +14

    Wow OMG!!! Did you see the way he tapped that at6:30?!?!?!

  • @katsuomasaru1382
    @katsuomasaru1382 5 років тому +12

    plot twist: this girl actually asks jojas for a date

  • @noterwinrommel4960
    @noterwinrommel4960 5 років тому +90

    I've been here since 523 subs.
    this comment is for when you get big.

    • @LucasRodrigues-io2mq
      @LucasRodrigues-io2mq 5 років тому +1

      No one will remember

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 5 років тому +5

      he's always *_big_* if u know what I mean (;

    • @vurelf
      @vurelf 5 років тому

      @@SexyFace gay.

    • @Manu03p
      @Manu03p 5 років тому

      Me since. 20k🙄

    • @liivishi
      @liivishi 5 років тому +1

      congrats, he's getting big already.

  • @addisonlopez6815
    @addisonlopez6815 5 років тому +28

    LMAO this is quality comedy

  • @daltonpavesi3009
    @daltonpavesi3009 5 років тому +157

    Me: *spots Brazilian Flag*
    Me:
    EH MOLEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @xelors1557
    @xelors1557 5 років тому +1

    I fuckin love your channel dude

  • @BreakingDawn2471
    @BreakingDawn2471 5 років тому +17

    love the sarcasm/realness 😂😂😂

  • @lunna9309
    @lunna9309 5 років тому +8

    brazilians love u 😭✊🏻👏👊👌

  • @arsfarciministhorkeksson7661
    @arsfarciministhorkeksson7661 2 роки тому +2

    I wonder what depths of UA-cam hell Jojas finds these videos in

  • @wayzospace
    @wayzospace 5 років тому +15

    You should do more asmr roleplays, roleplays

  • @hectorandjack1
    @hectorandjack1 5 років тому +30

    come to brazil

  • @buttholelettuce
    @buttholelettuce 5 років тому +27

    Okay, now this is 🛶

    • @Jojas
      @Jojas  5 років тому +9

      if that ain't the truth

  • @aziath7151
    @aziath7151 5 років тому +44

    i listen to sexual roleplay asmr when i sleep, there i said it

  • @ejej_shej7958
    @ejej_shej7958 5 років тому +3

    This guy is a hidden gem

  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune 5 років тому +4

    That quality aint bad for a Nintendo DS

  • @tsubasaX_
    @tsubasaX_ Рік тому +2

    Didn't he fly to Mexico to meet his long distance GF, i remember seeing a video that he uploaded but guess he just deleted...

  • @juliataylor4099
    @juliataylor4099 5 років тому +10

    You’re so funny omg I love this channel

  • @jayfuu548
    @jayfuu548 5 років тому +18

    Ur hilarious I CANTTTTT😂😭😭😭😭

  • @happycurmudgeon542
    @happycurmudgeon542 5 років тому +8

    I never saw a famous guy on UA-cam before very nice experience with this video very good I like it

  • @enveeed
    @enveeed 5 років тому +7

    Your videos are the funniest shit ive seen all year, love from germany

  • @TheRealDealKhaleel
    @TheRealDealKhaleel 5 років тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣 your videos are really funny! Such raw humor

  • @dennisf1351
    @dennisf1351 4 роки тому +5

    I haven't laughed a week or so (due to depression) but you made me cry laughing. Thanks for that :)

  • @emilypetsche1
    @emilypetsche1 5 років тому +2

    You are awesome! I enjoy your videos!

  • @bonesthecreator4984
    @bonesthecreator4984 5 років тому +5

    hilarious stuff man, keep it up!

  • @kreri8129
    @kreri8129 5 років тому +3

    Anyone know if they still dating?

  • @rowewills
    @rowewills 5 років тому +1

    This channel is gold 👌

  • @stfu9031
    @stfu9031 5 років тому +3

    I look up to you.

  • @vonlouis2494
    @vonlouis2494 5 років тому +4

    I love you and your videos so much *cries in gucci*

  • @yklfreekid2272
    @yklfreekid2272 2 роки тому

    You does it even look like he has eyebrows It's amazing.

  • @the3dotsguy...610
    @the3dotsguy...610 5 років тому +6

    I actually went to this date whit a grill in minceraft...
    See you later virgins.

  • @ScReamOut93
    @ScReamOut93 5 років тому +17

    6:31 tapping on plastic bottle
    EDIT: good asmr but quality sucks. keep it up, tho.

  • @iteli
    @iteli Рік тому

    The date was something from my dreams

  • @yleo2055
    @yleo2055 5 років тому +27

    7:14 but i’m already in ur house 🤭

  • @kreri8129
    @kreri8129 5 років тому +1

    This is a video I come back to on a regular basis

  • @javiii.0229
    @javiii.0229 5 років тому

    This man is a fucking genius

  • @EightyPlanet
    @EightyPlanet 5 років тому +1

    Daaaaamn you are the best asmrtist

  • @22BJG
    @22BJG 4 роки тому +1

    Love his hat

  • @megamelloco
    @megamelloco 5 років тому +7

    Why choose between porn or asmr when you can have both. Yes! i hope you have sweet dreams...

    • @banditxavier2893
      @banditxavier2893 5 років тому

      as in like porn where all the actors are whispering and doing the asmr sounds? lol

  • @reubenhaslip9312
    @reubenhaslip9312 5 років тому

    This is fucking great.

  • @crystallynnbyrne5511
    @crystallynnbyrne5511 3 роки тому +2

    The postman joke got me good dude! Haha that shit was funny !!!

  • @allenkvextreme
    @allenkvextreme 5 років тому +2

    *what is the difference between asmr and porn?*
    *if you have to ask this type of question and you're not even trolling then you need some mega awakening and just give up on everything in life except for self development, cuz that's your only hope as of now*

  • @allenkvextreme
    @allenkvextreme 5 років тому

    *good job on the video, really entertaining*

  • @perskore
    @perskore 5 років тому +1

    I want to marry this man.

  • @remyfate3005
    @remyfate3005 5 років тому +3

    Nature Flight

  • @gustavocampos._.8229
    @gustavocampos._.8229 5 років тому +13

    B R A S I L

  • @fullmindstorm
    @fullmindstorm 5 років тому +1

    I'd say this video is genius, pretty good comedy during the video and ended with a touch of cancer at the end to finish off👍

  • @空所1
    @空所1 5 років тому +1

    You are fuckin hilarious my dude

  • @ariesdelfuego
    @ariesdelfuego 5 років тому +1

    U have reelly nice skin

  • @Ena48145
    @Ena48145 5 років тому +3

    I'm not gay, but you add those weird sounds into the mix and suddenly, I don't know anymore

  • @sudnoss
    @sudnoss 5 років тому

    Dude your life seems like a big fucking roller-coaster

  • @banktellingman
    @banktellingman 5 років тому +2

    She sounds just like me ex gf, felt like you all should know

  • @SAVUFILMS
    @SAVUFILMS 5 років тому +1

    Hes doing great on his date

  • @dragz888
    @dragz888 5 років тому +2

    The one joke about ASMR and porn was decent, ngl

  • @ghouldolloli9538
    @ghouldolloli9538 5 років тому

    i love your channelllll

  • @galaxypanther6080
    @galaxypanther6080 5 років тому

    i love this guy he needs more attention

  • @bluebotmemes5125
    @bluebotmemes5125 5 років тому +3

    I ain't gay

  • @Uglysub5
    @Uglysub5 5 років тому +2

    Are you Brazilian?

  • @javiii.0229
    @javiii.0229 5 років тому +3

    0:28 “STOK”

  • @ellie3834
    @ellie3834 5 років тому +4

    dude u are a genius... next level comedian 😏😏😏😏

  • @JGASMR
    @JGASMR 5 років тому +2

    i became a fan watching you hit your microphone : )
    haha i'm korean boy asmr creator XD see ya

  • @DrEvilBadRex
    @DrEvilBadRex 5 років тому

    This is fucking gold haha

  • @eboranshard6220
    @eboranshard6220 5 років тому +1

    OMG this guy is fucking amazing you like the only ddude I can listen to man wow what a dashing man ! Thank you for the amazing complex analysis of this thing called ASMR wow tremendous jokes and absolutely sensational first date and a immaculate complex over the top 4th wall breaking gender bending dimension warping Shaggy immense power 100 % jokes at the end (10/5 -The Sunday Times) ( 8th world wonder -IGN) ( 200 IQ - Rock Paper Shotgun )

  • @nikola0303
    @nikola0303 5 років тому

    What is her channel?

  • @rane2855
    @rane2855 5 років тому +2

    you're the default brazilian character

  • @zaravinciguerra6523
    @zaravinciguerra6523 4 роки тому

    im in love guys

  • @happymakhanya
    @happymakhanya Рік тому

    someone book this guy for comedy gigs🤣he's hilarious

  • @maverdine9685
    @maverdine9685 5 років тому +2

    5:42 😂

  • @EduardoCosta-gw5xn
    @EduardoCosta-gw5xn 5 років тому +1

    You Just got a Brazilian viewer

  • @optimusprime5446
    @optimusprime5446 5 років тому +1

    7:15 Adress: East Africa
    Come at me BRO

  • @sereenayushi6995
    @sereenayushi6995 3 роки тому

    Watch and learn boys, watch and learn

  • @robintoots
    @robintoots 5 років тому +1

    Hahah youre so cute when you explain your joke hahah

  • @mohammad_ahnaf_afique
    @mohammad_ahnaf_afique 4 роки тому +1

    This dude looks like Zlatan Ibrahimovic🤣🤣🤣

  • @ariesdelfuego
    @ariesdelfuego 5 років тому +1

    You R ridiculously good-looking