I go on my first date thanks to ASMR
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- In this video the international superstar Jojas expresses how he feels about ASMR.
I also go on my first date thanks to an ASMR first date roleplay
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i dont get how this guy is not huge or is like not popular hes hilarious
Yeah, I don't know how he hasn't blown up yet. He is honestly one of the top 3 funniest people I have ever watched. If not NUMBER ONE. His sense of humor is just absolutely golden
He is the lowkey funniest dude 😂💯
He doesn't make enough videos
@@Ena48145 ok he's not THAT great
Now he uploads more and he blew up
i actually love you, like you’re amazing
Aha thank you , i love u too
@@JojasWATCH OUT! ITS THE STALKER!
Same
*"but she didnt move so I ran her over"*
...
No one:
Asmr girl: *"Thats really nice"*
'But she didn't speed up so I did run her over, heh.'
'That sounds really nice..!'
Thats my fav part
8:06 You need a high IQ for understand these
its just a pun
@@fraavezskyrim r/woooosh
@@kiankashi91 It didnt go over my head. I understand the blunt sarcasm, however I dont think its all that interesting
@Scorpion S At least I have a profile pic
@Scorpion S That makes you boring
I don’t know if it’s the lack of sleep but this shit had me dying I swear lmfao
ASMR u dead already?
@@purrgundy us guy of the internet, we die slowly and painfully, but we have asmr to help our souls (and porn)
RIP
Same bra
It made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night
Ok, now I'm kinda jealous of her 😑
You're right too. We're about to get married and i'm going on dates with other women, I'm so sorry
Well, I'll forgive you... But please don't do it again :)
You better treat her right 💁🏿♀️
Nikola Říhova what's up? Is that your real name? Where are you from?
@@greenthizzle4 Its a czech name it has the "Ř" in it.
They say sarcasm is a poor man’s wit, but I say sarcastic UA-cam content is like a crisp baguette dipped in gold and encrusted with 24k diamonds.
Melissa ; Excellent comment. 👌🏽
funny enough, he's actually french HAHAHAHHA
you're gonna get a second date dude, i feel it
Damn those jokes at the end are a bit too complex for my simple brain. But I laughed anyway xdddddd
I came up with my own joke as well it's pretty epic:
ASMR? more like my dad left me when I was 7MR xdd
Anibus 😂😂😂
Wow that is indeed an extremely epic joke
how long did u take to come up with this?
Dude, I’m sorry for being a real sheep here, but I was unable to comprehend that joke simply because the complicity surpassed the limit of my mental capacity. Well done, intellectual.
cringiest comment ive ever seen
God I love these videos
ay thanks !
RIP fish
RIP fish
RIP fish
I've never laughed so hard in my life , every time I make asmr roleplays I imagine people doing this to me 😂😂
begone
bitch lasagna
Allie the red head
Potato Boy lol ikr its kinda funny tho
The 2nd joke got me looking for my inhaler. Too funny
Same
yea
With his mom s credit card?
waiiit, how do you not have like a few million subs? how am I so lucky to have found this channel with only 329k subs???
Probably because he doesn't upload often
i think i kinda suck at all the technical stuff when it comes to making videos so my vids end up worse than they should be
I was here in 1k and honestly I am proud that he's got 300k+ but he deserves a million subs
He had 240 subscribers when he made this video lol
she sounds like poppy
Okay but that crossed my mind too and I was kinda shook
Poppy, the guy who peed on Seinfeld's couch with his pants still on?
I think it's poppy's voice actually lmao
Who the fuck is poppy???
His hat😂 😂😂 hiding his eyebrows 😂😂😂
Oh god thats why looked so weird to me i didnt even noticed that bruh 😂💀
WTH UR HILARIOUS HOW DO U NOT HAVE MORE SUBS
Dyland ok???
Now he does
This guy deserves so much for subs. Great content fam
I FILMED THIS PART WITH MY NINTENDO DS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:10 I'm dying
Dude ur literally one of the funniest youtubers I’ve watched in a while, and im being completely honest!
Okay but you sir, are a true master of satire.
Using the asmr to date... thought level in 2040
I've watched this video 20 times, and laughed each time. This kid is hilarious!
Her voice sounds like poppy..... Or is she just taking poppy's voice in her vid...., can someone tell??
The fuck is a poppy?
Ariel Ballejo lmaoo shes a music artist
@@isabellahoy-nielsen1614 no she is a league of legends champion
Baby_ Gaming omg thank you! it was driving me crazy trying to figure out who she sounded like
It's poppy lol
It's weird I just randomly searched "punching you ASMR" like a month ago and it had like a couple hundred views and now I think this is the same guy with almost 30k subscribers lol
You're so lucky. Your date waits for you to finish your sentences! They often just go on about bussy and kissing when I go in these one time dates.
These videos are getting better and better
Wow OMG!!! Did you see the way he tapped that at6:30?!?!?!
plot twist: this girl actually asks jojas for a date
I've been here since 523 subs.
this comment is for when you get big.
No one will remember
he's always *_big_* if u know what I mean (;
@@SexyFace gay.
Me since. 20k🙄
congrats, he's getting big already.
LMAO this is quality comedy
Me: *spots Brazilian Flag*
Me:
EH MOLEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@lilliputti 21 shut up spy
[Pyro's Flamethrower sounds]
eh noiz karai kkkkkkkk
Ele é brasileiro mesmo ou é bait?
@@morganyukawa7673 ele disse q era metade francês metade australiano
I fuckin love your channel dude
love the sarcasm/realness 😂😂😂
brazilians love u 😭✊🏻👏👊👌
I wonder what depths of UA-cam hell Jojas finds these videos in
You should do more asmr roleplays, roleplays
come to brazil
Okay, now this is 🛶
if that ain't the truth
i listen to sexual roleplay asmr when i sleep, there i said it
Ok
kinky doe😐
This guy is a hidden gem
That quality aint bad for a Nintendo DS
Didn't he fly to Mexico to meet his long distance GF, i remember seeing a video that he uploaded but guess he just deleted...
You’re so funny omg I love this channel
Ur hilarious I CANTTTTT😂😭😭😭😭
I never saw a famous guy on UA-cam before very nice experience with this video very good I like it
Your videos are the funniest shit ive seen all year, love from germany
🤣🤣🤣 your videos are really funny! Such raw humor
I haven't laughed a week or so (due to depression) but you made me cry laughing. Thanks for that :)
Same
Hope u re doing well :)
You are awesome! I enjoy your videos!
hilarious stuff man, keep it up!
Anyone know if they still dating?
This channel is gold 👌
I look up to you.
I love you and your videos so much *cries in gucci*
You does it even look like he has eyebrows It's amazing.
I actually went to this date whit a grill in minceraft...
See you later virgins.
6:31 tapping on plastic bottle
EDIT: good asmr but quality sucks. keep it up, tho.
The date was something from my dreams
7:14 but i’m already in ur house 🤭
This is a video I come back to on a regular basis
This man is a fucking genius
Daaaaamn you are the best asmrtist
Love his hat
Why choose between porn or asmr when you can have both. Yes! i hope you have sweet dreams...
as in like porn where all the actors are whispering and doing the asmr sounds? lol
This is fucking great.
The postman joke got me good dude! Haha that shit was funny !!!
*what is the difference between asmr and porn?*
*if you have to ask this type of question and you're not even trolling then you need some mega awakening and just give up on everything in life except for self development, cuz that's your only hope as of now*
*good job on the video, really entertaining*
I want to marry this man.
Nature Flight
B R A S I L
Ur Ricardo
I'd say this video is genius, pretty good comedy during the video and ended with a touch of cancer at the end to finish off👍
You are fuckin hilarious my dude
U have reelly nice skin
I'm not gay, but you add those weird sounds into the mix and suddenly, I don't know anymore
Dude your life seems like a big fucking roller-coaster
She sounds just like me ex gf, felt like you all should know
Hes doing great on his date
The one joke about ASMR and porn was decent, ngl
i love your channelllll
i love this guy he needs more attention
I ain't gay
Are you Brazilian?
0:28 “STOK”
dude u are a genius... next level comedian 😏😏😏😏
i became a fan watching you hit your microphone : )
haha i'm korean boy asmr creator XD see ya
This is fucking gold haha
OMG this guy is fucking amazing you like the only ddude I can listen to man wow what a dashing man ! Thank you for the amazing complex analysis of this thing called ASMR wow tremendous jokes and absolutely sensational first date and a immaculate complex over the top 4th wall breaking gender bending dimension warping Shaggy immense power 100 % jokes at the end (10/5 -The Sunday Times) ( 8th world wonder -IGN) ( 200 IQ - Rock Paper Shotgun )
What is her channel?
you're the default brazilian character
im in love guys
someone book this guy for comedy gigs🤣he's hilarious
5:42 😂
You Just got a Brazilian viewer
7:15 Adress: East Africa
Come at me BRO
Watch and learn boys, watch and learn
Hahah youre so cute when you explain your joke hahah
This dude looks like Zlatan Ibrahimovic🤣🤣🤣
You R ridiculously good-looking