Masked Guy Not even that, man! The writing/dialogue was awful and stiff throughout the whole issue (Except Wolverine's return). Then the last 'reveal' is power pack, which was already teased a while ago. They wasted more page space cracking jokes than they did on answering questions, and actually setting up their whole brand! It honestly looks like some sorta Rebirth/Metal ripoff. "Secrets of the Marvel Universe like never before." They said that about Secret Wars and people are still trying to figure out things about it.
Yup... no attempt was made to make it look at least a little like Mobius' art style either... it's like the artist just didn't care... or didn't know...
I just subscribed to this channel for the soul reason of seeing splatto gatto pictures by your fan base at the begining or end of your live stream. please don't let me down.
23:20 Nightcrawler has an extra set of abs, his abs are the same size at his pecs, and his legs have too many seperate muscles. Anatomically wrong. Im surprised his tail isnt buldging muscles. (Plus his cock is missing)
It's funny that you bring up Squirrel Girl smelling awful, because Daredevil was sickened by the stench of her squirrel musk.....when they met in the comic books (where she was flirting with him). Squirrel Girl probably smells like Hillary Clinton.
I had the exact same reaction when I read that Chip Zdarsky would be writing the coming F4 comic EDIT: It´s a save bet to say that Bobby Drake´s parents want to talk his younger self out of his homosexuality, so that the writer can put more "progressive" stuff into that series.
Joe Schmo it's a thing Marvels been doing lately first everyone was a Spider-Man then everyone was a Hulk then everyone was a Venom now everyone is Nuke a old Wolverine villain
Oh man you should check Infamous Iron Man #12. It litteraly starts with 4 pages of Mephisto talking to the camera like a millenial, breaking the fourth wall in the middle of the epic final showdown to infodump and make bad pop culture jokes. It is such a bad closure for such a decent series.
I saw your handsome face for like 4 seconds why did it have to go away hahaha but cough squad and all that jazz this is coming from a guy btw and I'm not gay I'm bi but even then I know gruff and a tough face when I see one keep on rocking Zack or Zach I have no idea how you spell it since it can different in some ways like my name Dylan anyway love you man your keeping comics alive by roasting SJW books and ideals but still doing the American dream even tho it's been dead for years because apparently we can't be proud of our country anymore because of history's past and everyone getting triggered or upsetting a special snowflake somewhere kinda sad really.
Why they redo the Hawkeye cover with Kate in it??? Why these new characters always need to get crowbarred in emblematic covers instead of starring in their own special covers? They're fucking annoying. They can't get their own name and now they can't get their own covers. Jesus Christ!!!
My friends and I made a parody to the watchmen we called it Seemen " who sees the seemen" lol one of the heroes was named the grabber who could grab anything and not drop it and Captain canook who was a hockey themed Canadian hero who whenever he fought he'd be put in the penalty box for 5 minutes, there was the plunger who could control toilets lmfao
They used to be the "House of Ideas." WTF happened??? It's all just recycling! Granted, there's probably only so many stories and heroes you can do before everything gets a little derivative, but it's like they're not even trying anymore.
Glenn Page Music Honestly...for decades they have largely just ripped off DC. "House of Ideas" is a stretch. But they did used to make good books. The Planet Hulk run for example was a masterpiece.
Zach your making a mess! Good for you from one OCD sufferer to another seems like your doing well on that front. Love your channel dude it's the only thing that gets me through work
Was Je Suis Ms. Marvel done by Mad Magazine? Will Black Bolt be killed by Vas Deferens? Whose socks are those in the corner? Find out in Marvel Legacy ...
I lost it at 9:16 BTW an universe with super heroes that only fight specific crimes sounds really amusing. It has a lot of potential for a short story.
Beta Ray Bill. In squirrel girl. Present day squirrel girl. How soon is Disney's adimantiun bullet gonna finally nail sjw marvel and recast them. I'm done
Wait ... why is the Canadian Logan got an American flag on his face? Or the Japanese Lady Deathstrike? And isn't Sabretooth also a Canuck? Right. I'm thinking too hard, aren't I?
That face you're talking about at 10:00 looks like Ms. Marvel is having a stroke or an aneurysm in her brain and we're seeing her last moment of life slip from her.
I remember when the DC Rebirth previews book came out. All the titles were more or less grouped very well according to prominence of the character(s). So Superman, then Batman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of the JL. DC didn't launch Rebirth with nearly as many titles as it appears Marvel is launching Legacy with. But, the best thing about Rebirth was that it WASN'T a lie. Some people call it DC's "apology" to the fans, but as a person who was able to read all the greatness in the New 52, there isn't as much to apologize for as some "hardcore" fans would like newbies to believe. Anyway, I'm STILL laughing my ass off at how Marvel is the laughing stock of the industry, and this book, and your reactions to it, prove this. I never imagined in my life that I'd have so much fun looking through a freaking previews book, but that Rebirth catalog was a blast to read through. I went through it many times just to absorb the awesomeness that many fans, including me, knew Rebirth was going to achieve. This video is only bearable to watch because of your roasting of the whole relaunch! It IS a great video about horrible content. Also, FACE REVEAL!!!
9:15 Red Anvil might be the greatest invention/idea of all time. THe hero we don't want, but we all deserve. 10:15 Yep, Marvel cannot create new classic stories and they cannot create Iconic characters. The last iconic characters was as you mentioned came from Rob Liefield, Cable and Deadpool. Straight white men with good stories and testosterone driven. The seems like all they can do is steal the names of classic stories and rehash, retell, and retcon. 12:15 Male Hawkeye is lower than the female. 16:00 Erica Henderson is you ideal woman(D&C) I realize...well looks wise. 16:57 Looks like Iceman is getting it in the ass according to that facial expression 20:00 Looks like Spiderman is going to be raped
I will give it a shot with an open mind...but I get a feeling after a month or 2 I'll be reading less marvel than I do now...as I think some of the few titles I love are going to take a turn for the worse :/ I think they would do far better consolidating...maybe have 1 or 2 SJW books save the best spider man, best x-men, keep some of the core heroes of old. This would let them keep only the best creators, and sell more issues of each book. All they have done here is flooded the market that horrible right now with a mess of junk. Like if 50K people would by an SJW book and you make 5 of them...you get 5 pieces of trash that sell 10,000 copies each...they have become their biggest competition. 20 great titles will do well and be cheap to make...100+ which this may be cost a lot of money, and is not bringing in new fans, just spreading the few that are left really thin.
Yea, they'll probably just make him gay, a villain, or just stupid, so who cares if he's back. He'll probably never be anything like the old character we loved, just a guy in his same old suit.
This isn't exactly a newsflash. LEGACY is basically all of the people who ruined Marvel in the first place saying "Please trust us this time!"
Masked Guy Not even that, man! The writing/dialogue was awful and stiff throughout the whole issue (Except Wolverine's return). Then the last 'reveal' is power pack, which was already teased a while ago. They wasted more page space cracking jokes than they did on answering questions, and actually setting up their whole brand! It honestly looks like some sorta Rebirth/Metal ripoff. "Secrets of the Marvel Universe like never before." They said that about Secret Wars and people are still trying to figure out things about it.
All around me are familiar faces
Worn-out places, worn-out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
also, I'm Mexican and I find it hilarious when you make fun of Amerika in a Mexican voice, don't stop, ramp it up.
This guys just a Dad. Complete with Dad jokes weird mannerisms and most importantly a fucking spine.
I think you're right, because the other day he called me a "whippersnapper" and offered me a "Werther's Original"? I was confused.
You're thinking about Granddads.
Fade to crotch.
Kurt Wangless
I see nothing I know nothing.
Fade to cough
TheColonelKlink Me to Marvel in Cersei's voice: Your legacy is a lie!
I like the fact that you haven't rehearsed your videos. It's funnier and keeps it honest. Keep it real Zach.
So that's what you look like.
Splatto is love.
Splatto is life.
Marvel Legacy is a trainwreck of an abortion.
OR Marvel Legacy is an abortion of a trainwreck
Splatto, know him, fear him...
they lied, it never was......they're tearing you apart zachary
Oh Hai Lucky!
I saw God's face and I clapped
Cool. Very cool.
I saw God's face and I coughed
I personally thought it was groundbreaking, but also exactly what we've seen before! Very cool.
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
NGMajora NGMajora It's gritty....now I can finally feel good about liking comic books.
I cursed a lot at the squiral girl rip off of the Mobius/Stan Lee Silver Surfer Parable.
Yup... no attempt was made to make it look at least a little like Mobius' art style either... it's like the artist just didn't care... or didn't know...
Artemis Wyrm That shit should be registered as a crime against humanity.
I love the way that when you leant over with that stare and reached back for the camera you looked like Galactus on a damn throne, and it was awesome.
Weapon X looks like they're singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just subscribed to this channel for the soul reason of seeing splatto gatto pictures by your fan base at the begining or end of your live stream. please don't let me down.
You talking to a pro is like a cop talking to an gang member in prison then patting them on the back. It usually doesn't end well for those involved.
Marvel and other comic companies REALLY need to stop aping John Byrne's classic Days of Future Past cover. Enough already.
Why are they fucking with Silver Surfer? He's one my favorite Marvel characters.
do you really want current marvel writing silver surfer?
I saw the face of god...it was beautiful...
Actually interested in Spirits of Vengence
Comic ripping asmr with anger
Zach should do a 30min vid of slowly ripping marvel pages. It will be therapuetic
Squirrel girl has a doodoo tail
Face Reveal @ 16:33
Lmao D&C has completely lost his mind 😂
Go watch me burn Secret Empire and Squirrel Girl on my channel. I also do DC reviews 🤘🏻💯
Why does Weapon X have American flags on their faces Logan and Creed are canadian and Lady Deathsttrike is japanese. LMAO!!
Vlad Piranha TOTES!!!
Rasheen Cannon it has to do with nuke, a villain from the weapon X program who tattooed an American flag on his face
And also a captain America villain
13:07 first glace, thought it said the unbeatable Squirter girl...lol
(Its the a.m., on my first cup of coffee)
23:20 Nightcrawler has an extra set of abs, his abs are the same size at his pecs, and his legs have too many seperate muscles. Anatomically wrong.
Im surprised his tail isnt buldging muscles.
(Plus his cock is missing)
I just realized on that squirrel girl cover: she is sitting on the surf board upside down. O.o...
"Marvel ORIGINAL CHARACTER REDACTED" would be a more honest title.
It's funny that you bring up Squirrel Girl smelling awful, because Daredevil was sickened by the stench of her squirrel musk.....when they met in the comic books (where she was flirting with him).
Squirrel Girl probably smells like Hillary Clinton.
I'm sure this line will be very Sucksessful .
Eric Breen You mean Suckstressful?
Shiny Karp For the readers ? Yes .
I saw what you did there
I had the exact same reaction when I read that Chip Zdarsky would be writing the coming F4 comic
EDIT: It´s a save bet to say that Bobby Drake´s parents want to talk his younger self out of his homosexuality, so that the writer can put more "progressive" stuff into that series.
Thor - nobody cares..??
I care, I'm waiting for Lady Thor to die of cancer so Odinson gets his hammer back.
100% chances she dies
OMFG! Ben Rielly! Is that a thing right now? And there I was wasting my time with the Venomverse run.
Holy shit, I thought Clint Burton was Carl Danvers in that picture..
Chip Zdarsky shouldn't be let within a million miles of the Fantastic Four or any of it's members
Simon Seurat he also shouldn't be let within 100 yard of a school or park.
Why does wolverine have an American flag on his face?
Joe Schmo it's a thing Marvels been doing lately first everyone was a Spider-Man then everyone was a Hulk then everyone was a Venom now everyone is Nuke a old Wolverine villain
NOHERO 1 he's gonna have to drink a lot of maple syrup to live that down.
Joe Schmo 😂😂😂
Maxx Kroes no, he's a Captain America and Wolverine villain. I think you are getting that from the Jessica Jones show
Zach/Zack... The myth, the man, the Gato!
The myth, the man, the Legato!
Oh man you should check Infamous Iron Man #12. It litteraly starts with 4 pages of Mephisto talking to the camera like a millenial, breaking the fourth wall in the middle of the epic final showdown to infodump and make bad pop culture
jokes. It is such a bad closure for such a decent series.
Now i know why stan lee relegated all those details in boxes rather on the bubbles. Much better if they continue nuff said series.
Is that really squirrel girl's tail waving about behind her or just dreadlock bush?
I saw your handsome face for like 4 seconds why did it have to go away hahaha but cough squad and all that jazz this is coming from a guy btw and I'm not gay I'm bi but even then I know gruff and a tough face when I see one keep on rocking Zack or Zach I have no idea how you spell it since it can different in some ways like my name Dylan anyway love you man your keeping comics alive by roasting SJW books and ideals but still doing the American dream even tho it's been dead for years because apparently we can't be proud of our country anymore because of history's past and everyone getting triggered or upsetting a special snowflake somewhere kinda sad really.
Great fade out music this time.
Nice to see you do read these (and get my humor).
16:34 the stare of death...
Why they redo the Hawkeye cover with Kate in it??? Why these new characters always need to get crowbarred in emblematic covers instead of starring in their own special covers? They're fucking annoying. They can't get their own name and now they can't get their own covers. Jesus Christ!!!
My friends and I made a parody to the watchmen we called it Seemen " who sees the seemen" lol one of the heroes was named the grabber who could grab anything and not drop it and Captain canook who was a hockey themed Canadian hero who whenever he fought he'd be put in the penalty box for 5 minutes, there was the plunger who could control toilets lmfao
16:34 (edit) EPIC face reveal.
Just started cleaning my bathroom, perfect background distraction. Perfect.
Just started wiping my ass, Marvel Comics perfect backside contraption
Iceman and his straight counterpart ?
His straight counterpart will probably turn out to be closeted gay. So we can have ANOTHER coming out story. Because everyone loves those.
Chris Collins Who doesn't love coming out the closet stories?
"Did his dong teleport before he did?!" LOL
Another attempt to make Kate look better than Clint. Pathetic.
squirrel girls tail looks like a giant poop in the picture shes on silver surfer at 14:45
They used to be the "House of Ideas." WTF happened??? It's all just recycling! Granted, there's probably only so many stories and heroes you can do before everything gets a little derivative, but it's like they're not even trying anymore.
Glenn Page Music Honestly...for decades they have largely just ripped off DC. "House of Ideas" is a stretch.
But they did used to make good books.
The Planet Hulk run for example was a masterpiece.
Ripoff is more like it
Zach your making a mess! Good for you from one OCD sufferer to another seems like your doing well on that front. Love your channel dude it's the only thing that gets me through work
@ 9:45 was that Dan slot as Ms Marvel on the Ms Marvel comic cover?
You tease, I thought for a moment that Slott was one of the corpses in the Venom ad.
Actually, I've been more mortified about Nightcrawler's two smoke hams-for-legs than his teleporting crotch.
16:34 That unintentional face reveal though.
Was Je Suis Ms. Marvel done by Mad Magazine? Will Black Bolt be killed by Vas Deferens? Whose socks are those in the corner? Find out in Marvel Legacy ...
I was hyped for the Thing and Human Torch. But as soon as I saw Chip, I immediately said, "nope!". Instant no sale.
I just realized the Hawkeye smile makes them look like the people from the grinch movie
@ 19:20 I have all sneezes. And now my nose is running. This is.
My Life now.
Save me Red Anvil!
😩😩😩
SPLATO!!!!!!
I lost it at 9:16
BTW an universe with super heroes that only fight specific crimes sounds really amusing. It has a lot of potential for a short story.
Cough* squad
"The silent thumbs up of sarcasm."
I can get behind that.
I'm predicting now that Iceman #8 will have Iceman double teaming himself.
Did we just get a Face reveal????
Beta Ray Bill. In squirrel girl. Present day squirrel girl. How soon is Disney's adimantiun bullet gonna finally nail sjw marvel and recast them. I'm done
My pick for actress to play Squirrel girl based on the art:
Lena Dunham, she looks just like her.
11:34 The Bullet Boys. lol. nice.
Wait ... why is the Canadian Logan got an American flag on his face? Or the Japanese Lady Deathstrike? And isn't Sabretooth also a Canuck?
Right. I'm thinking too hard, aren't I?
Phil Norfleet I asked the same questions. and yes, with SJW Marvel, logical questions is indeed thinking too much.
anyone got the link to splato del gato channel? cant find it.
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Sunny D Squad!
Rumours are that the new batch of Sunny D has less chalk in it. Don't start slacking on the chalk Zach
The company should call itself, 'Destroying Marvel's legacy'
Marvel impostor i should say.
All rich history gone in favor of the most idiotic chatacterization. I dont who the char are anymore.
Hi, it's Zack , your boi. Reading and ripping. 👍
15:21 What in the world is that hideous creature doing on that, and what is Betaray Bill going to do about it?
Jean Grey's pose was tracing John Byrne's Phoenix. If they can use a photocopier their hired. ... i see the matrix now....
Do Marvel heroes fight super villains anymore?
They are the villians didnt you know?
That Unexpected face reveal @16:30 lol
That face you're talking about at 10:00 looks like Ms. Marvel is having a stroke or an aneurysm in her brain and we're seeing her last moment of life slip from her.
Red dagger i thought my cherictor had a bad name also squerl girl looks like a joke cherictor that some one made as a joke in a wrestling game
Is this unlisted? Cause its not in my sub box. I got it through notifications.
Love the name of the new channel
his face
I remember when the DC Rebirth previews book came out. All the titles were more or less grouped very well according to prominence of the character(s). So Superman, then Batman, Wonder Woman, and the rest of the JL. DC didn't launch Rebirth with nearly as many titles as it appears Marvel is launching Legacy with. But, the best thing about Rebirth was that it WASN'T a lie. Some people call it DC's "apology" to the fans, but as a person who was able to read all the greatness in the New 52, there isn't as much to apologize for as some "hardcore" fans would like newbies to believe. Anyway, I'm STILL laughing my ass off at how Marvel is the laughing stock of the industry, and this book, and your reactions to it, prove this. I never imagined in my life that I'd have so much fun looking through a freaking previews book, but that Rebirth catalog was a blast to read through. I went through it many times just to absorb the awesomeness that many fans, including me, knew Rebirth was going to achieve. This video is only bearable to watch because of your roasting of the whole relaunch! It IS a great video about horrible content.
Also, FACE REVEAL!!!
I like your 1 channel...2 channels might be overkill.
Noooo my image of a gritty as fuck kind of ugly Armin as D&C is gone!! Now I'm going to be haunted by sexy sexy dreams.........
9:15 Red Anvil might be the greatest invention/idea of all time. THe hero we don't want, but we all deserve.
10:15 Yep, Marvel cannot create new classic stories and they cannot create Iconic characters. The last iconic characters was as you mentioned came from Rob Liefield, Cable and Deadpool. Straight white men with good stories and testosterone driven.
The seems like all they can do is steal the names of classic stories and rehash, retell, and retcon.
12:15 Male Hawkeye is lower than the female.
16:00 Erica Henderson is you ideal woman(D&C) I realize...well looks wise.
16:57 Looks like Iceman is getting it in the ass according to that facial expression
20:00 Looks like Spiderman is going to be raped
Damn! It wasn't the fade out on the crotch, it was the spooky ass singing that turned this into an excellent horror movie lol.
... haahaahaa Mousalini fascist girl ... 😅
Your face is a lot less horrendous than I thought it'd be.
is that Jean Grey on the cover?
I asked too soon lol
"They don't really like comics, but they like things that are things..."
That made me lol. :D
I think that is a catalog from Diamond Previews ... but it has just Marvel product that deals with Legecy ....
Great singing...I miss the goat sounds in the background
are you going to review generations caps?
That squirrel girl cover imitating Moebius gave me cancer
@ 23:15 he gave his "son" to help Carl Manvers transition.
@7:58 There is no such thing as innocence; only degrees of guilt.
I will give it a shot with an open mind...but I get a feeling after a month or 2 I'll be reading less marvel than I do now...as I think some of the few titles I love are going to take a turn for the worse :/
I think they would do far better consolidating...maybe have 1 or 2 SJW books save the best spider man, best x-men, keep some of the core heroes of old. This would let them keep only the best creators, and sell more issues of each book. All they have done here is flooded the market that horrible right now with a mess of junk. Like if 50K people would by an SJW book and you make 5 of them...you get 5 pieces of trash that sell 10,000 copies each...they have become their biggest competition.
20 great titles will do well and be cheap to make...100+ which this may be cost a lot of money, and is not bringing in new fans, just spreading the few that are left really thin.
Yea, they'll probably just make him gay, a villain, or just stupid, so who cares if he's back. He'll probably never be anything like the old character we loved, just a guy in his same old suit.
And there's the inevitable face reveal through rage spasm.
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