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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2022
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  • @cerspence
    @cerspence  2 роки тому +465

    If you're in this list you're an absolute legend:
    Jack McCarthy
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    Alex Saalberg
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    Patreon.com/CerSpenceofficial
    I mistakenly exported without the Patron credits and this one took 2 hours to export for some reason and please forgive me!!!

    • @extol1290
      @extol1290 2 роки тому +3

      Np

    • @balgruufthegreaterceoofwhi601
      @balgruufthegreaterceoofwhi601 2 роки тому +2

      If I see a sunburnt dude I just want to cat scratch dems

    • @memejeff
      @memejeff 2 роки тому +4

      sorry man, my card got declined. My card should be cleared by patreon in like a week.

    • @noir66146
      @noir66146 2 роки тому +1

      yo no lie..... 'when i was a kid, we didnt have sunscreen'...... 'smell my feet'..... dude. pretty much what my dad evolved into.... was on the fence with my mom for a bit... and then after i was born, ni8hha just dove in....
      total creep.

    • @Nickyx68
      @Nickyx68 2 роки тому +2

      User5228 is my personal hero

  • @Joel-Haver
    @Joel-Haver 2 роки тому +2831

    Spencer was in this character for three hours and we weren’t even filming that night

    • @toadprizes
      @toadprizes 2 роки тому +11

      It’s Joel!

    • @DoomsdayCreator3k
      @DoomsdayCreator3k 2 роки тому +13

      bro no one even replies to ur comments really, ur not even famous

    • @CarolineReturns
      @CarolineReturns 2 роки тому +18

      Despite our desperate pleas for him to stop

    • @pinksky4801
      @pinksky4801 2 роки тому +53

      He totally went insaneo style with this one, I think we can all agree.

    • @7seven984
      @7seven984 2 роки тому +7

      this crab guy character is straight outta bunkco town lmao

  • @BlakeRosier
    @BlakeRosier 2 роки тому +1001

    I actually caught him molting after we stopped filming

  • @LiamDonafee
    @LiamDonafee 2 роки тому +1564

    i’ve met this guy on every vacation i’ve ever gone on

    • @StealthNinja7
      @StealthNinja7 2 роки тому +40

      Did you ever end up in his room?
      Asking for a friend.

    • @VinnieFarsheds
      @VinnieFarsheds 2 роки тому +30

      Iron Man on blu-ray, was it any good?

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 2 роки тому +8

      Wait this guy exists?

    • @rjcremix
      @rjcremix 2 роки тому +4

      Bro you gotta go different places

    • @klatchabobby
      @klatchabobby 2 роки тому +11

      @@Theviewerdude Yes, I met him in Florida

  • @falconpunch6360
    @falconpunch6360 2 роки тому +448

    That almost constantly slightly out of breath way of speaking is SO spot on.

    • @fimmt684
      @fimmt684 2 роки тому +20

      Was expecting someone to point it out, lol. So many details are on point.

  • @TheTalentlessWriter
    @TheTalentlessWriter 2 роки тому +986

    Mic on glasses is a legendary move

  • @jeremiah560
    @jeremiah560 2 роки тому +821

    “It’s funny you said we, I don’t remember speaking French to ya. Talking to the ladies.” That was too good 😂😂😂

    • @shapedsilver3689
      @shapedsilver3689 2 роки тому +15

      I saw this before watching the video and had no idea what that meant, but now that I witnessed it, it makes perfect sense lol

    • @gorylaurie1270
      @gorylaurie1270 2 роки тому +3

      I can't wait to use that

    • @DaveFerguson-vh5fn
      @DaveFerguson-vh5fn 7 місяців тому

      Yeah except he never even said "we" he said "us" ......

  • @Cherdleys
    @Cherdleys 2 роки тому +789

    This goes bunko town as heck

    • @Chrisfish01
      @Chrisfish01 2 роки тому +47

      Bunko town is insano out of style

    • @jackuval9362
      @jackuval9362 2 роки тому +17

      it goes insaneo bunko style town

    • @brandonrodd3612
      @brandonrodd3612 2 роки тому +5

      This guy is Insane-o Style, I think you're misusing Bunko town TBH.

    • @MaxwellDog1
      @MaxwellDog1 2 роки тому +1

      I understand this reference to Joel Haver's video

    • @djo6648
      @djo6648 2 роки тому

      fr

  • @garrett3726
    @garrett3726 2 роки тому +529

    I don’t even know how to describe this type of comedy to people

  • @arg_9584
    @arg_9584 2 роки тому +254

    I honestly thought Amber was almost into Spence. Like she would bite her lip in a flirtatious way and then come back to reality that Spence was not the vibe 😂

    • @chocolatemoose7761
      @chocolatemoose7761 2 роки тому +31

      Legit; the look she gave after the Kalamazoo joke hahaha 2:55

    • @arg_9584
      @arg_9584 2 роки тому +3

      @@chocolatemoose7761 yep, exactly 😂

    • @Wearyboots
      @Wearyboots 2 роки тому +5

      @@chocolatemoose7761 I cant understand what the hell he is saying under all that heavy breathing xD

  • @bigcnmmerb0873
    @bigcnmmerb0873 2 роки тому +91

    He gets redder every time the camera pans to him

  • @operationb.e.n6480
    @operationb.e.n6480 2 роки тому +526

    A few seconds in and Spencer already nailed how these dudes act holy shit

    • @clintfischer1057
      @clintfischer1057 2 роки тому +6

      who are these dudes ?

    • @operationb.e.n6480
      @operationb.e.n6480 2 роки тому +32

      @@clintfischer1057 I see them at resorts and tourist sites, they mainly target women of course

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 2 роки тому +1

      @@kindadecent9754 horribly inaccurate but good try

  • @midwestmike613
    @midwestmike613 2 роки тому +232

    Always an old drunk guy in the resort hot tub at night on vacation. Sometimes they throw the vibe off sometimes they're funny 🤣but always lowkey creepy. You all are too accurate with these characters in the videos.

  • @watcherofyoutube9678
    @watcherofyoutube9678 2 роки тому +257

    This went on for way too long. Shit’s hilarious

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis 2 роки тому +89

    I'm pretty sure he's the hotel owner who's going through a tough time after his wife left him with the kids.

  • @kelroy2121
    @kelroy2121 2 роки тому +145

    He looks like the next Pringle in a Pringles can everybody hopes for

    • @carpepedes3520
      @carpepedes3520 2 роки тому +6

      lol. he’s got so much flavor.

    • @dehavillandcanadatwinotter9621
      @dehavillandcanadatwinotter9621 2 роки тому +1

      A ketchup flavored pringle

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 2 роки тому +1

      @@dehavillandcanadatwinotter9621 i want to purposely throw up because you said that

    • @payton278YT
      @payton278YT 2 роки тому +2

      @@kelroy2121 I don't know if they make ketchup Pringles, but I know they make ketchup Lays. They're really common in Europe.

    • @kelroy2121
      @kelroy2121 2 роки тому +1

      @@payton278YT that sounds pretty gross...

  • @moggioz7165
    @moggioz7165 2 роки тому +34

    I've met this EXACT type of dude except on the bus. Kept calling himself "Montana man."

    • @moggioz7165
      @moggioz7165 2 роки тому +14

      not even joking, some of the lines Spencer kept using about age was exactly what Montana man said too. jeez

  • @madxprofessor
    @madxprofessor 2 роки тому +62

    I live near the beach in Florida, this is beyond accurate. It's always at night, at the most chill moments. But they're usually much drunker and hairy. He's on layaway overnight, his son would love to meet you.

  • @bonkersdonkers7381
    @bonkersdonkers7381 2 роки тому +39

    The heavy breathing and grimacing hahaha.

  • @clintfischer1057
    @clintfischer1057 2 роки тому +185

    I dont think there has ever been anything like Spencer in this world, and never will be. Cherish it as long as its here folks.

    • @artofwar420
      @artofwar420 2 роки тому

      What? Like he’s getting canceled? Not happening. It’s like saying sweetheart Gus Johnson is canceled or some other insane hypothetical.

  • @_You_Are_Not_Him_
    @_You_Are_Not_Him_ 2 роки тому +50

    That random exhale every so often 💀

  • @TomMullins
    @TomMullins 2 роки тому +395

    If a strange man offers you noodles in a spa at a hotel your staying at, you take that damn offer. Kids these days...

    • @enzoaurelius5606
      @enzoaurelius5606 2 роки тому +8

      Next day you gonna miss your liver and kidneys.

    • @joaop4585
      @joaop4585 2 роки тому +2

      @@enzoaurelius5606 For a good noodie? We gave a deal

  • @bigjimslim
    @bigjimslim 2 роки тому +147

    I feel like you would find this guy loitering in an Arby’s parking lot.

  • @BURGERYT
    @BURGERYT 2 роки тому +87

    Love the blue ray reference

  • @EruIluvatar5
    @EruIluvatar5 2 роки тому +46

    The crack up over the Kalamazoo line was priceless.

  • @Ben-uf8eg
    @Ben-uf8eg 2 роки тому +108

    the music really does it. one of your best sketches in a while in my opinion

  • @RyanTheLeader
    @RyanTheLeader 2 роки тому +134

    Dad goldman

  • @JoannaSternbergYoutube
    @JoannaSternbergYoutube 2 роки тому +13

    "I SNAP AND THEY BRING THE CRAB." 😂🤣 legendary. 🦀

  • @Leman.Russ.6thLegion
    @Leman.Russ.6thLegion 2 роки тому +26

    LMFAO
    "I love black culture" xD
    Perfect perfect perfect intro to this freak show.

  • @SmogginMog
    @SmogginMog 2 роки тому +31

    I lived in K zoo for a few years. It was hard not to break out in laughter after hearing how nice it was

  • @vinetari
    @vinetari 2 роки тому +31

    Survivor Season 2 aired 2001, so this sketch is set in 2013, which makes him checking a 1992 birth year much more reasonable

  • @thisisSPARTAorsprite
    @thisisSPARTAorsprite 2 роки тому +19

    The I just like to FCK with people line is so accurate

  • @Riomojo
    @Riomojo 2 роки тому +16

    “You are literally doing claws, you are a crab person” fn got me good

  • @kriple
    @kriple 2 роки тому +11

    Why does he sigh after every sentence lmao im fucking dead🤣

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 2 роки тому +137

    I'm ashamed to say I completely misread the expression of the girl who left first, I was convinced that she was attracted to him before she left lmao

    • @user-mh6tz9nn9r
      @user-mh6tz9nn9r 2 роки тому +27

      she was until she regreted it

    • @BlueTheChannel
      @BlueTheChannel 2 роки тому +16

      I agree, she looked like she was really into him.

    • @Kpournaras222
      @Kpournaras222 2 роки тому +3

      @@user-mh6tz9nn9r πεστα ρε Νικολάκη

    • @johne2404
      @johne2404 2 роки тому +3

      Same. On rewatch, I'm wondering if that wasn't the intention, but the actress was legit interested in him and it was caught on film.

    • @TheAgentJesus
      @TheAgentJesus 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao you didn't misread shit
      A lot of times this is kind of how it goes lol confidence is sexy, so these guys occasionally score an accidental hit or two but they're usually twice as likely to fuck it up with their overconfidence on the next beat lmao
      Then again, for every idiot in the world, there's an idiot willing to sleep with them lmfao I mean even I've gotten laid once or twice so I'm pretty sure that holds up

  • @xavierwashington5408
    @xavierwashington5408 2 роки тому +38

    Spence’s acting was 👌🏾, felt really creeped out

  • @thestig007
    @thestig007 2 роки тому +84

    The thing that bothers me the most is that he's out of breath the whole time lmfao

  • @Redarmy1917
    @Redarmy1917 2 роки тому +67

    I don't know if I like the video because it was a well done character, or dislike it because holy fuck I wanted out 30 seconds in, and I'm not even there.

  • @samsonhapeman3110
    @samsonhapeman3110 2 роки тому +8

    I love how he was out of breath the entire time

  • @haydeno8
    @haydeno8 2 роки тому +19

    this is extremely frightening

  • @brettyeaton1522
    @brettyeaton1522 Рік тому +2

    Asking “what?” To things plainly said is straight on

  • @arnulfoperez534
    @arnulfoperez534 2 роки тому +22

    Bruh your so good at this shit. Your character depictions and acting is on point man

  • @aidanbay8721
    @aidanbay8721 2 роки тому +17

    This is so uncomfortable but I can’t seem to stop

  • @Stradominous
    @Stradominous 2 роки тому +34

    How do you come up with this stuff? A man with a crazy red sunburn gets in a hotel hot tub and harasses everyone while being a complete jerk... It's genius... 🤣 If this doesn't get you a Netflix comedy show I don't know what would...

  • @wolvw
    @wolvw 2 роки тому +12

    I keep watching this and it's just so funny, the music is perfect for the mood, the jokes are top tier and Spence literally looks like a crab

  • @stevenlund6220
    @stevenlund6220 2 роки тому +20

    This is some really solid acting!

    • @cerspence
      @cerspence  2 роки тому +15

      The actors in this one are total pros

  • @emmacaldwell5443
    @emmacaldwell5443 2 роки тому +9

    Def gonna use the fried or fertilized line. Top tier💀😂

  • @wolvw
    @wolvw 2 роки тому +10

    So far this is my favourite Cer Spence character.. this was great

  • @Bennstep
    @Bennstep 2 роки тому +6

    “It’s funny you said we because I don’t remember speaking french to you” this is gold

  • @PapiyoneVineland
    @PapiyoneVineland 2 роки тому +2

    The toes crack was a stroke of genius. 👌

  • @EnigmaShadow03
    @EnigmaShadow03 2 роки тому +4

    Spence’s acting is on point. Also, I’m glad I’m not the only one that totally misread the first chick’s expressions. I honestly thought that by the end, her and Spence would’ve hooked up.

    • @johne2404
      @johne2404 2 роки тому

      Same. On rewatch, I wonder if it was unintentional and the actress was just legit interested in Spence.

  • @mergo4934
    @mergo4934 2 роки тому +10

    Damn he went insaneo style

  • @SadEfforts
    @SadEfforts 2 роки тому +12

    Die hard is like my favorite Xmas movie. Hands down.

  • @davidwaynemain
    @davidwaynemain Рік тому +3

    This character is hilarious. I'm probably eleventeen years older than you but your felt like my dad 😂

  • @Zetelica
    @Zetelica 2 роки тому +20

    I never believed i would see someone that resembles a partially toasted marshmallow. I was wrong.

    • @zacharyteibel8580
      @zacharyteibel8580 2 роки тому +1

      Then you must not be around a lot of white guys in the summer lol

  • @GaspoweR
    @GaspoweR 2 роки тому +9

    He’s Flamin Hot Cheetos red 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LarryCalcGOAT
    @LarryCalcGOAT 2 роки тому +3

    This video stays in my head rent free whenever I get sunburnt, like last week I kept thinking 'hot tub crab freak'

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 3 місяці тому

    I feel like Blake’s character seems like realistic with the polite small when a guy with his wife talks to a random guy “Hey, how’s it goin’, sir? “Ooh, you got toasted.”

  • @htownand4746
    @htownand4746 2 роки тому +6

    california king is the same surface area as a standard king, with the only difference being that california king is skinnier+longer than a standard king. Theyre the same size but have different dimensions.

  • @maggot1111666
    @maggot1111666 2 роки тому +9

    im literally dying at every line

  • @davidfetterly1067
    @davidfetterly1067 Рік тому +4

    I was always one to appreciate a good lobster man, what a deadly animal.

  • @eastsidegamer99
    @eastsidegamer99 2 роки тому +6

    Okay this might be one of my favorite videos you’ve done. I legit knew a few dudes just like this

  • @AwkWalk
    @AwkWalk 2 роки тому +23

    It needs to be said n read. You're videos have all been straight bangers lately 👌

  • @MFJoneser
    @MFJoneser 2 роки тому +2

    That bluray homage to lauf was elite

  • @CFF1987
    @CFF1987 2 роки тому +9

    If Florida was a man, it would be crab man...love it,lol.

  • @CritCrab
    @CritCrab 2 роки тому +2

    CRAB!

  • @CubsWin2012
    @CubsWin2012 2 роки тому +1

    California King mattresses are SMALLER than regular king-sized mattresses. FAX!

  • @MIGUZZZZ
    @MIGUZZZZ 2 роки тому +4

    I swear I did not understand a single line he said, but this makes the whole video even funnier 🤣

  • @marcross52-95
    @marcross52-95 2 роки тому +7

    The painful thing is when we're old and flex like this with things we think is cool or still cool but is just flat out creepy.

  • @shiasuni6684
    @shiasuni6684 2 роки тому +4

    I can't stop watching this video, everything is in the breathing and the weird smile

  • @zacharyteibel8580
    @zacharyteibel8580 2 роки тому +3

    This guy exists in the eternal plane, always taking vacations when you are

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Рік тому +2

    How is Spencer able to go from looking 19 in one video, to looking 47 in videos like this? It's insane

  • @oregondude9411
    @oregondude9411 2 роки тому +7

    I love how you were always slightly out of breath.

  • @pinksnake8001
    @pinksnake8001 2 роки тому +4

    This guy DEFINITELY went insaneo style !

  • @anindustryplant7449
    @anindustryplant7449 2 роки тому +3

    The title still makes me laugh and I’ve watched this like 30 times

  • @jtron4789
    @jtron4789 2 роки тому +1

    This felt like falling asleep to Cartoon Network and waking up to adult swim at 3am.

  • @simontvrner
    @simontvrner 2 роки тому +3

    Its amazing how you film in the hot tub but somehow the sound is still perfect.

  • @worf7680
    @worf7680 2 роки тому +4

    "They know all about me bud." Lol

  • @EdouardPicard0224
    @EdouardPicard0224 2 роки тому +10

    "How do you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized" holy shit that was smooth af

  • @h.o.g8494
    @h.o.g8494 2 роки тому +2

    This is my production manager at work

  • @robertprewitt776
    @robertprewitt776 2 роки тому +3

    "They know all about me bud."🤣

  • @adrielcordova1495
    @adrielcordova1495 2 роки тому +3

    I vibed when I saw the “Hot-Tub Crab Freak”. Spoke to me

  • @kemdiegekeze4042
    @kemdiegekeze4042 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh he’s so good at these characters man 😂😂😂

  • @Yashoo1991
    @Yashoo1991 2 роки тому +1

    Dude your are amazing I love you work. You and cherdleys are my favorite UA-camrs. Keep up the good work man. I hope you have a wonderful day. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @shawntrevordaniel
    @shawntrevordaniel 2 роки тому +4

    This is pure brilliance comedy.

  • @yosute__
    @yosute__ 2 роки тому +1

    The title is awesome and surprisingly descriptive

  • @Jubbster06
    @Jubbster06 2 роки тому +1

    The way he breathes is so spot on

  • @wolvw
    @wolvw 2 роки тому +1

    Came back for another watch, still classic

  • @mylesadams1662
    @mylesadams1662 2 роки тому +1

    “I have iron man on blue ray” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @atra7xroxs
    @atra7xroxs 2 роки тому +1

    bro this video goes INSANEO MODE for real

  • @pistachiodisguisey911
    @pistachiodisguisey911 Рік тому +1

    This dude would be rocking hd dvd’s with the Xbox 360 in a pelican travel case

  • @Pouncingpuma7
    @Pouncingpuma7 2 роки тому +1

    This conversation was so awkward that I thought the video lasted like, 15 minutes.

  • @martincpt204
    @martincpt204 2 роки тому +1

    This is some serious Steven Seagal Vibes

  • @anna__345
    @anna__345 2 роки тому +2

    i’m sorry did he just crack his toes at me 1:16

  • @Mojokiss
    @Mojokiss Рік тому +1

    thank you for the music in this

  • @thatbnatalie
    @thatbnatalie 6 днів тому

    ive watched this so many times! As a film producer i appreciate everything that went into making this. You guys are super talented especially your acting dude. Ty you're sharing your gift. Now I just need to find out where to get the song you used for this haha

    • @cerspence
      @cerspence  6 днів тому +1

      Epidemic sound library!

    • @thatbnatalie
      @thatbnatalie 3 дні тому

      @@cerspence yooo thats funny I've actually used Epidemic before . Btw i genuinely appreciate taking time to actually respond. respect.

  • @squid5097
    @squid5097 11 місяців тому +1

    This is the “you’re not that guy” but in a hot tub

  • @stevenfreebairn2553
    @stevenfreebairn2553 2 роки тому +6

    How did you manage to play a pediatric dental patient and a 40-something crab man in the same week?

  • @himikalka
    @himikalka 2 роки тому +2

    Remarkable satire comedy, just phenomenal! It would be an honor just to be an extra in your sketches :)

  • @Double-X2-Points
    @Double-X2-Points 2 роки тому

    Looooolllll bro. This is an egg in each hand, fire temple tunic, and megaton hammer hanging from belt loop.