Warner Brothers Can't Fire Hitman
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- In 2024, a crack content creation unit was fired by a Rooster Teeth for having low views. These three promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Warner Brothers, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a game that needs to be played, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire Astrogoblin.
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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Charlotte with Hitman is like having an old friend come back to say wassup
So true.
Good thing there’s no single attempt challenges in this, they may actual be able to film full videos in this one.
And then he ask for money and you are like "a yes you are like this, i like but you kindda suk" 😂😂
"Look at all my Sopranos clips. What am I gonna do not watch them?" I've never felt more represented. Thank you!
I need to also see jacob’s folder of sopranos characters edited into fallout new vegas. I know he has one
@@bowbi123
*sees Blamco, has heart attack*
"YIPEEEAAAY..."
"The harder they come, the longer they piss" *violent neck snaps*
That just killed me
David Zaslav personally pulled the plug on Funhaus because he was SCARED of a new Charlotte Hitman episode. I’m glad Astrogoblin is unbowed and providing the world what we need in this divided time
Remember Jacob, you invited Patrick into your home, so any upper deckers he leaves in your bathroom are *your* problem.
I was a Fun*beep* viewer from day one, and I will be here watching until I am old and withered.
I'm 41 next week, so maybe it won't be long.
Happy birthday in a week, fellow goblin! 🎉
Cheers!
Just becoming more goblin like by the year. Truly a sight to behold
Hitman is clearly a source of infinite content
Fuck Warner Brothers, long live Astrogoblin!
Somewhere in the world James just got really grumpy but he doesn't know why
2 things, 1. I believe it's three headshots when you are dying will revive you 2. I know James, is out there somewhere complain that he has seen this level before.
That is my one critique, there isn't James Williams telling Charlotte that they already did this.
Zaslav looking frantically at his door, sweat pouring down a furrowed brow
Charolette truly in a hell of her own making
This. This is why I financially support this channel.
If you're playing the game higher than 60fps, you can't shoot while in the slo-mo. Also thrown projectiles travel farther and bullets don't shoot as far. Don't tell them though
I’d say this is full circle, but that circle would be pretty puckered.
We're out here, I cant wait for more patented AstroGoblin slop right into my moooouth.
Read this in Patrick's swamp Yoda voice
Astrogoblins feeding us prechewed slop like mama bird.
@@tthtonekid damn now I am too.
"Wewcuum, ta Ass Trow Gobbalin."
4:14 Jacob says come running while making like a shoveling food motion lmao.
hitman dressed like rick and morty
This video makes me feel like Funhaus is still here
Uncut Hitman WILL have me running to Patreon.
watching Charlotte play Hitman and all is right with the world again
I wouldn't be surprised if Patrick didn't even wipe after leaving Jacob's bathroom in truck stop like conditions. Patrick is a shitting menace.
The perfect crime.... unlike... perhaps... looking?
I'm so happy that you guys have not only found new footing on UA-cam, but the tradition of joke/hyper-specific video descriptions lives on. Long live Astrogoblin!
I have 2 powerful memories of this game:
1: replaying this exact level over and over from a demo disc
2: the manual had instructions for cleaning bloodstains out of clothes
Can't wait for more, Astrogoblin!
The slow-mo fall of hitman to the astrogoblin theme is pure poetry.
Never let the *bonk* sound die.
It’s good to see Charlotte back in her element! Best Hitman player I’ve ever seen!
That mouse sensitivity is something else. 360 no scope no matter what was attempted.
these are peak physics and we need to go back
Just for posterity's sake, the actual story of this mission is that Clarence (the target) had been cutting corners on safety at the fun park and that eventually lead to the death of the boy in the picture in 47's inventory. After that, business took a steep dive and he had to start letting a gang use the abandoned park for their operations to stay afloat. 47 was contracted by the dead boy's parents to show Clarence his picture before he killed him (hence why he has the picture with him). Getting to pop all those gang bangers was just a little bonus 😊
Does anyone else think that Patrick looks like Master Tang from Kung Pow: Enter The Fist?
Charlotte and Hitman is a match made in hell
Doesn’t really matter which game you choose, Hitman is the perfect franchise for goofin’ around, or taking it incredibly seriously. Both require roughly the same mental acumen
This is a top 10 astrogoblin video of all time. Top 9 even!
I only wish the video was longer. Classic Hitman shenanigans.
Watching Charlotte play Hitman is akin to having the "help, I've fallen and I can't get up" granny play Elden Ring.
Patrick: that’s bull shit I did not shit I did not oh cool hitman
Man, I'm dying to get my hands on a tshirt with that litte goblin on it.
Holy friggin crap it’s the Space Orcs
The astrogoblin theme song sets the mood so well, it's great watching friends have fun.
Fun fact that other bald hitman sets fire to the dude on the babar ride 😊
Blood Money is genuinely one of my favourite games. I can't wait for them to react to the ragdoll physics
@1:42 That's so obviously Will Bailey from the West Wing
Sharts fired
i dont think ill ever get tired of watching charlotte play hitman
Shoutout to 100% Eat!
Eric mentioned your channel name in the video they released today, which brought me here. Glad you guys are back!
A-Team reference in the description, Love to see it
You know a video is gonna be classy when 10 seconds in, someone says, "I'm gonna take a dump."
Genuinely having so much fun watching these videos. Keep it up!
i’m loving the theme song guys, super sick and also soothing. keep being the best ⛷️
It's back. IT"S BACK!!!!
I played this level dozens of times back in the xbox demo disc days
All glory to the astrogoblin!
Goblin time ❤
3:18 that door frame... de javu
That is one of the best titles for a video I have ever seen
Love the slow fade of the outro music
Charlotte we already played this level
The theme song hits!
"I Never Flush" - Patrick Brown, 2024
1:43 I was thinking a Young Bob Sagat.
Blood Money was my favorite Hitman game and my first. It's so crusty I'm happy to see it here.
astrogoblin for life
THE ZIGGY STREAK STARTS ANEW!!!
The curse of Astrogoblin - not saving
Hitman, classic
Hearing the body launching sound effects from F#$&?as still hurts 😢
Return of the king
nature is healing
I love the rebrand, just wish you would playthrough an entire game.. switching partially the way through just leaves me hanging. and there are no conclusions. a little more depth can go a long way
Gotta love a good A-Team reference, but I can't help but wonder which Astrogoblin is which A-Team member.
Jesus christ that was the Swing King tutorial level lmao
Patrick didn't shit the bed (or toilet), but Charlotte certainly does everytime she plays Hitman.
Ahhhhh, some things never change.
Astrogoblin is comfy for my brain
Omg YES the best Hitman game! 💪
Also brave of Patrick to go in the litter box in Jacob's house. Talk about establishing dominance
The mad pooper
PLEASE do a long play. Hitman Blood Money is my childhood. Astro Goblin is my future
Charlotte went back to a hitman game that stealth is not needed
The mutha phucking saga continues!....
Funhaus and refusing to manual save in any game. Name a more iconic pairing 😊
I'm here not just for Charlotte being expert in Hitman but for all the future GTA6 videos 🙏
YeSSSSS! Hitman & Charlotte are quite the entertaining pair. Spoons up!
No matter the channel, year or budget restrictions Charlotte will provide us Hitman.
You did real good AstroGarglins
“Clean break” we all know😂😂
Patrick I could not agree more about having pet birds
Is their outro music, "She's a big boy?"
This was my favorite hitman.
3:15 this doorway seems familiar
Same people, same games, totally different energy.
Patrick's power yawns are a sight to behold. 😮
If you want to scare everyone, yawn with your eyes wide open.
long live Astrogoblin!
excellent cold open
I want Jacob's Ebrietas shirt.
Commenting on this a day late but I JUST seen a mariachi band covering "Higher" by Creed and I just had to check in with the goblins that are Astro if they had seen it cause thats a helluva cover and I feel like the goblins would eat it up. It's such a vibe.
I just saw that today! It’s amazing! Don’t worry I sent it to Jacob for the both of us. 😉
Don't be ashamed Jacob. Watching clips of TV shows on YT is the new way to watch TV shows
Classic Hitman Content
The three Hosts on their game
Sopranos mentioned
The A-team description
Already a classic.