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Star Wars was always bad
two losers push themselves to the limit to find out who knows more about fake stuff
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Charlotte Avery
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Patrick Brown
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Jacob Fullerton
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Відео

IGN broke our computer
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Our intrepid reporter in the field, Ryan Hailey, returns with his take on American sports legend, Joey Chestnut. No one will remember the name of Lou Gehrig. Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclusive content! www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin Charlotte Avery linktr.ee/moms_home Patrick Brown linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton linktr.ee/jacobfullerton
Charlotte eats raw chicken
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Side effects of eating raw chicken include diarrhea (possibly bloody), fever, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, salmonella, bleeding maw, bonewrack, brittle coma, chronopox, and churning lung. Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclusive content! www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin Charlotte Avery linktr.ee/moms_home Patrick Brown linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton li...
Bring Back Old New Funhaus
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As the Clone Wars escalated, Wat Tambor took an interest in the captive ARC trooper CT-1409, who had been captured during a battle in the Citadel but was presumed dead by the Republic. Tambor kept an unconscious Echo in a stasis chamber and managed to extract information from Echo's mind to use as an algorithm consisting of strategies devised by Echo and the Clone Captain CT-7567. While officia...
MAKE GTA V AGAIN
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"They're eating the dogs! The people that came in. They're eating the cats! They're eating, they're eating the pets of the people that live there." Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclusive content! www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin Charlotte Avery linktr.ee/moms_home Patrick Brown linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton linktr.ee/jacobfullerton
Patrick might actually kill her
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, "PUT THE MIC DOWN." I fear something terrible has happened. Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclusive content! www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin Charlotte Avery linktr.ee/moms_home Patrick Brown linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton linktr.ee/jacobfullerton
We didn't earn any of this
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Li is a master of several styles of wushu, especially changquan and fanziquan. He has also studied other arts including baguazhang, tai chi, xingyiquan, drunken boxing, Eagle Claw, and Praying Mantis. He did not learn Nanquan ("Southern Boxing"), because his training focused only in the Northern Shaolin Styles. He has also mastered wushu's main weapons, such as Sanjiegun (Three Section Staff), ...
We're in a polycule
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-Pot roast shaak round -soy sauce -garlic -cavatelli -olive oil -pearl onions -kale -rainbow carrots -Panko breadcrumbs Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclusive content! www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin Charlotte Avery linktr.ee/moms_home Patrick Brown linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton linktr.ee/jacobfullerton
This is a dumb game for babies
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Zoomers will never understand what it was like to buy a mock-stock-mibble-bock-wopper-bopper off a sea pervert. Also 9/11. Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclusive content! www.patreon.com/Astrogoblin Charlotte Avery linktr.ee/moms_home Patrick Brown linktr.ee/patrick_brown Jacob Fullerton linktr.ee/jacobfullerton
It's... a Ubisoft Game - Star Wars Outlaws PREVIEW #ubisoftpartner #ad
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We have partnered with Ubisoft to produce this content. Abeloth, self-styled as the Beloved Queen of the Stars and also known as the Bringer of Chaos and the Destructor, was an extremely powerful Force entity. Her dark side powers and immortality derived from her being corrupted by drinking from the Font of Power and bathing in the Pool of Knowledge. She first lived as the Servant, a mortal wom...
We’re making some changes.
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Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring today's video. Go to strms.net/hellofresh_astrogoblin, use our code ASTROAUG10, and receive 10 free meals free breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active if you’re in the US. The link and code are valid in all countries and the respective local discount will apply. Jet Li: Rise to Honor Part 1 We can't wait to play all these P...
We're in a game!
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Three goblins did wobble as they take their first steps across the unforgiving tundra of an alien landscape. With the world behind them in flames, for whom do they wobble? Do they wobble for their goblin mothers? For their goblin priests? Their goblin sommeliers? It doesn't matter. Wobble on they must. Nothing stands behind. Support us on Patreon to see the uncut version of this video and exclu...
Patrick snapped
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Patrick snapped
We got jobs!
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We got jobs!
Charlotte Can't Do This Anymore
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Charlotte Can't Do This Anymore
No one cares about Robert Downey Jr.
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No one cares about Robert Downey Jr.
We Went to a Train Museum (Patreon Sneak Peek)
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We Went to a Train Museum (Patreon Sneak Peek)
We lost everything.
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We lost everything.
DON'T SMOKE NUTMEG!
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DON'T SMOKE NUTMEG!
Alanah has never seen a movie
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Alanah has never seen a movie
Alanah Pearce Roasts Our Channel - Shadow Man Part 8
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Alanah Pearce Roasts Our Channel - Shadow Man Part 8
We Crashed James Willems' Stream
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We Crashed James Willems' Stream
Elyse Willems shows us how it's done - Shadow Man Part 7
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Elyse Willems shows us how it's done - Shadow Man Part 7
We Made Patrick in Elden Ring
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We Made Patrick in Elden Ring
The Last Astrogoblin Video
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The Last Astrogoblin Video
We Hate Working Together
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We Hate Working Together
The REAL Reason We Got Fired
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The REAL Reason We Got Fired
Easiest Elden Ring DLC Ever
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Easiest Elden Ring DLC Ever
Jacob's Trump is scary good
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Jacob's Trump is scary good
British Accents are Easy, Innit
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British Accents are Easy, Innit

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @michealpangowish9292
    @michealpangowish9292 21 хвилина тому

    Brings a tear to my eye to see former "baby jacob" reach his mid evolution

  • @12andy96
    @12andy96 6 годин тому

    She crink on my hoojib 'till I Wookie-Ookie

  • @Spartan13444
    @Spartan13444 9 годин тому

    Best video yet! All hail AstroGoblin!

  • @Vaelyhn
    @Vaelyhn 9 годин тому

    You suck the goo from the wax then chew it like gum.

  • @seanplace2471
    @seanplace2471 10 годин тому

    “IGN Babes could be a bit of an Erowid for us” is a brand new sentence and a terrifying look into where this channel is headed haha

  • @Brovovius
    @Brovovius 11 годин тому

    I need a series that is just the gobbos blindfolded, wearing headphones, and singing obscure star wars songs while the others have to figure out the song title. Like some kind of karaoke charades.

  • @Gunbudder
    @Gunbudder 14 годин тому

    i knew not only what the NSYNC cameo was, but which movie, which scene and that it was entirely cut from episode 2 lol. i even know that one of the members couldn't make it (although i forget which one)

  • @WaluigiLordofCinder
    @WaluigiLordofCinder 16 годин тому

    incredible stuff

  • @Mrmusicislife44
    @Mrmusicislife44 20 годин тому

    Fish being paintings makes me want a fish more than knowing it’s a fish

  • @Krakenflax
    @Krakenflax 22 години тому

    Patrick does a p good C-3PO impression at 12:20

  • @emknight7735
    @emknight7735 23 години тому

    reminded of when i went to cirque du soleil Corteo and one of the performers had a terrible accident resulting in 30 minutes of silence then a continued procession of jubilant clowns

  • @emknight7735
    @emknight7735 23 години тому

    man that thing about the sea turtles was messed up! i sure hope leaving a morally outraged comment on this video doesnt boost engagement

  • @epicjoyfulcreations4580
    @epicjoyfulcreations4580 День тому

    Please let this be the lead in to Astrogoblin playing the Putt-putt games.

  • @rylothvii
    @rylothvii День тому

    I completed the hoojib to crink pipeline hoojib->C-3P0->huttese->category:language->category:phrases->crink

  • @A-Muse-U
    @A-Muse-U День тому

    Blindfolded Jacob stressed me out more then the game lol

  • @nonesuchone
    @nonesuchone День тому

    Just confirming that it was, indeed, Pak Pak.

  • @OmegaNineProfile
    @OmegaNineProfile День тому

    I don’t Understood

  • @elliottawns8041
    @elliottawns8041 День тому

    I wish I had friends like Astro goblins friendship

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles День тому

    This is astrogoblin's version of Cine2Nerdle. Ryan would be proud.

  • @Tekkarath
    @Tekkarath День тому

    I would gladly read The Crystal Star fifty times before I will ever watch anything Star Wars that came out in the last decade aside from Rogue One.

  • @Lohan3001
    @Lohan3001 День тому

    I can't fathom how many spiders, centipedes, are silverfish are in and behind that wall of Gundam boxes

  • @sonaxaton
    @sonaxaton День тому

    goddamn that was hilarious, keep it up!

  • @shotgunbadger
    @shotgunbadger День тому

    Remember the rule, you can do whatever you want with your mouth

  • @Sodakitt
    @Sodakitt День тому

    I would watch a million of these 😂❤

  • @MrDarthT
    @MrDarthT День тому

    Gnost Dural>Jedi Order> The Force> Abeloth

  • @AlexSterk
    @AlexSterk День тому

    I love corn genitals and red tiktoks

  • @ayvogt
    @ayvogt День тому

    I have a hot dog toaster and use it unironically. I run the hot dogs through twice and it gives it a really nice crisp almost grilled exterior. IMO the best way to make a quick hot dog no joke. that being said I don't use the bun toaster part of it. also they sell them on Amazon and I'd buy one for you guys to use and make try hot dogs, maybe during a comment shop lol?

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 День тому

    I'm very impressed by Patrick winning the first round. I didn't think anyone could beat Jacob in this.

  • @ClaymorTerorist
    @ClaymorTerorist День тому

    This was the best Star Wars thing I've watched since Andor. Or Minch, whichever was more recent

  • @rabblerabble18
    @rabblerabble18 День тому

    Using Ctrl+F feels like cheating. The entire integrity of this game is out the window!!

  • @Camillelang
    @Camillelang День тому

    The lizards blocked his audio is so funny also that sync is insane!

  • @PetoskeyStonez
    @PetoskeyStonez День тому

    I remember when stormtrooper boy released his song "crink that"

  • @Mattmannx3
    @Mattmannx3 День тому

    Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's acceptable to go Hoojib to Crink

  • @mooseyfate777
    @mooseyfate777 День тому

    Jacob's hatred of Abeloth is so visceral. I can only imagine his reaction once they actually implement Abeloth into some form of media.

  • @Kpengie
    @Kpengie День тому

    Funny how neither of them noticed that crink was a Canon page

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 День тому

    This is what the channel was always leading to. I'll take 50 more episodes of this, please?

  • @davidgonzales9039
    @davidgonzales9039 День тому

    Crink responsibly.

  • @Camillelang
    @Camillelang День тому

    Read it as Patrick was listening to Slayyter and I was so excited

  • @rafaellius
    @rafaellius День тому

    OK, but what's Wookieepedia?

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza День тому

  • @lexgray42
    @lexgray42 День тому

    i very extremely relate to charlotte's chicken and trash problem. timing is vital.

  • @izzy_apex
    @izzy_apex День тому

    So in NYC I used to have my local bar--coincidentally the bar bar with the TARDIS bathroom of early 10s tumblr renown--and one of my good friends worked there doing bar. She didn't like having to close at like 2am with no one around. Me and my gf of the time stayed with her getting free drinks to help close then drunken stumble to the 24-hour Greek Diner for greasy food at 3am on a Friday. Her closing ritual for a long time was playing a BARBER SHOP QUARTET version of the Yub Nub song. It never failed to fucking clear all but the weirdest patrons out. The worst part is all three of us were way too into it.

  • @cat_jk00
    @cat_jk00 День тому

    Hoobacrink

  • @simonairey8982
    @simonairey8982 День тому

    More of this please. Crink crink