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  • @abelstretford3097
    @abelstretford3097 Рік тому +18890

    I like how Stewie uses a random person mansion when his grandparents have one 😂😂

    • @will_3908
      @will_3908 Рік тому +204

      up the toon

    • @indigodreams4816
      @indigodreams4816 Рік тому +671

      If I remember correctly the grandfather was having friends over and kids weren't invited

    • @doktorluc2264
      @doktorluc2264 Рік тому +294

      @@Virusisthetrue the hell NO

    • @rivadisyt
      @rivadisyt Рік тому +18

      Howay the lads

    • @Liquethemodel
      @Liquethemodel Рік тому +38

      @@Virusisthetrue Stewies dad is a pizza guy

  • @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2
    @sirembrum49thegreatmoth2 Рік тому +9759

    He's gonna get alot of groceries . So really good ones

  • @jdjhahsbjf4653
    @jdjhahsbjf4653 Рік тому +5374

    "All I know about cars is what my mom does"
    Same Stewie, same

    • @deansamv
      @deansamv Рік тому +40

      Blink twice if u need help

    • @kauedasilva1072
      @kauedasilva1072 Рік тому +62

      @@deansamv Does it count if you blink each eye separately?

    • @deansamv
      @deansamv Рік тому +19

      @@kauedasilva1072 yes

    • @Zenssei
      @Zenssei Рік тому +37

      I like how Stewie can build a fucking time machine but doesnt know how cars work lol

    • @aarkproductions
      @aarkproductions 6 місяців тому +12

      I'm 28 and I know nothing about cars lol

  • @OverAndOverAndOver
    @OverAndOverAndOver Рік тому +1981

    I love how Stewie is a mega genius except for his baby moment cutaways where all he knows is whatever his parents have shown him xD

    • @multicatkid
      @multicatkid Рік тому +62

      Book smarts vs. street smarts

    • @Regal23_
      @Regal23_ Рік тому +7

      😂😂

    • @Krakenborn654
      @Krakenborn654 Рік тому +24

      ​@@multicatkidIntelligence vs Wisdom

    • @Seetiyan
      @Seetiyan 8 місяців тому +24

      Like when they covered their face that one episode playing Peekaboo, and Stewie suddenly couldn't see them. 😂

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Рік тому +1672

    "Damn, those women really bleeding this man dry for groceries?"
    Stewie: prolly, idk

    • @ee3ee2ee3ee2
      @ee3ee2ee3ee2 4 місяці тому +23

      Oh yeah he's gonna be dry

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than 4 місяці тому +3

      Hey they think women go out to dinner for free food, why not groceries? 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @rebuttalc2075
      @rebuttalc2075 4 місяці тому

      Fraud is fraud

  • @luisgerardonolascolopez7615
    @luisgerardonolascolopez7615 Рік тому +788

    This is what actually happens when you get a Costco membership

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 Рік тому +57

      That'd be a dope costco ad it'd just be a bunch of people hitting on you to get some groceries

    • @Gecko17k
      @Gecko17k 5 місяців тому

      Hot.

    • @THE_DOMINAT0R
      @THE_DOMINAT0R 3 місяці тому

      @@ladylad2763take notes Costco✍️

    • @khalidhassan9423
      @khalidhassan9423 9 днів тому

      i mean if they pay me to get groceries for them i’d make a lot of money

  • @johnyoung8991
    @johnyoung8991 Рік тому +464

    Plot twist: they're all poor and actually need someone to buy groceries for them

    • @Place_Your_Order_Here
      @Place_Your_Order_Here 3 місяці тому +9

      Alright. Plot Twist: They are groceries.

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 2 місяці тому +3

      They’ll receive groceries in exchange for giving him their cherries

  • @henryhoneyman1535
    @henryhoneyman1535 6 днів тому +5

    I love how humble the boy is

  • @CosmicSteph
    @CosmicSteph Рік тому +287

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard Stewie casually refer to Lois as “my mom”. That was different lol.

    • @sambas9257
      @sambas9257 15 днів тому

      He is referring to himself in third person and he is breaking the fourth wall. That is different too

  • @LJ.Georgia
    @LJ.Georgia Рік тому +624

    They discussed impressing the class like it’s a drug mafia plan

  • @yanberman4580
    @yanberman4580 Рік тому +1154

    Plot twist: the girls just need to get some groceries
    Edit: oh wow, thanks for the likes people. Really didn't expect this much lol

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk Рік тому +57

      The guy a few hours later arriving at the grocery store: “Oh…you were serious?”

    • @datn1ggaa.698
      @datn1ggaa.698 Рік тому

      that’s what they mean . it’s a reference to women stay in the kitchen to cook .

    • @ajstudios9210
      @ajstudios9210 Рік тому

      @@datn1ggaa.698 No, it's innuendo.

    • @childofsatan
      @childofsatan Рік тому +1

      ​@The Skull Emoji their tone was implying something dirty

    • @yanberman4580
      @yanberman4580 Рік тому +2

      ​@@childofsatan someone got the dirty mind lol

  • @numberoneappgames
    @numberoneappgames Рік тому +42

    At least he's honest.

  • @priyanshuchhatoi7827
    @priyanshuchhatoi7827 Рік тому +2466

    It took me sometime but I got the joke.
    😂😂

    • @Velonism5594
      @Velonism5594 Рік тому +44

      Pls I don’t get it

    • @trisatla292
      @trisatla292 Рік тому +819

      @@Velonism5594 that conversation was in Stewie's perspective, and he doesn't understand anything about cars except what his mom does with them (which is typically just getting groceries) so he assumes the kid with the driver's license is popular because people want to get groceries with him. so that's why, in Stewie's imagination, these kids are talking about groceries even though we all know what they really mean

    • @Velonism5594
      @Velonism5594 Рік тому +61

      @@trisatla292 thanks :D

    • @user-wv3ti9zc2s
      @user-wv3ti9zc2s Рік тому +94

      @@trisatla292 oh i thought it was because "women cant drive"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому

      @@user-wv3ti9zc2s Stewie literally said “first kid in school to drive”. Meaning the girls just don’t have a license yet, not that their gender is preventing them from driving

  • @kentoonz_official
    @kentoonz_official Рік тому +24

    Getting groceries whenever you want is an awesome feeling 😂

  • @ELPM3
    @ELPM3 Рік тому +46

    stewie that was out of pocket

    • @joeljustin
      @joeljustin 6 місяців тому +1

      Don't blame him. He thought sex meant a type of cake.

  • @sirmrman1
    @sirmrman1 Рік тому +235

    So the characters just create the cutaway gags themselves?

    • @endurogod5230
      @endurogod5230 Рік тому +41

      Yea, and Chris isn't the best at cutaways

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 Рік тому +13

      pretty much when they set up the cutaway, it shows what they had in mind when saying it. so yeah

  • @veggieburgerwithfries
    @veggieburgerwithfries Рік тому +147

    It’s funny cause I’m pretty sure Stewie can steal money or at least get some with all the technology he has. That should be an episode

  • @alldaygamingofficial8494
    @alldaygamingofficial8494 Рік тому +24

    "You won't like me when im groceries"

  • @Weedsm0kr79
    @Weedsm0kr79 Рік тому +78

    Hey, it’s stewie 💀

    • @GayKermit-._-.
      @GayKermit-._-. Рік тому +1

      Yep, we saw the video

    • @Weedsm0kr79
      @Weedsm0kr79 Рік тому

      @@GayKermit-._-. Shut up man your comment was Not needed

  • @rz7179
    @rz7179 Рік тому +44

    Stewie has always connected groceries with women doing the shopping and loading up the car full of them. I.e. the helium whippets scene.

  • @jpmm777
    @jpmm777 Рік тому +32

    All I know about cars is what my mom does 🤣

  • @sussybaka119
    @sussybaka119 Рік тому +11

    "All I know about cars is what my mom does"

  • @djtundra8011
    @djtundra8011 Рік тому +59

    Lmao all I know about cars is what my mom does

  • @Bobababe16
    @Bobababe16 Рік тому +15

    “That’ll cover my play dates for a year!”

  • @deronnpinnock6137
    @deronnpinnock6137 Рік тому +9

    Honestly, I was expecting a tossed salad joke, but this was way better. 😆🤣

  • @smlnerdfan3015
    @smlnerdfan3015 Рік тому +58

    Boy, when I was watching the cutaway, I was like... "Why are they all talking about groceries?". And then Stewie explained it, so now I get what was happening.

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 Рік тому +4

      Same here. 🤣

    • @sealandland3959
      @sealandland3959 Рік тому +1

      I still am not sure, could it be possible to get an explanation from you fine people?

    • @BritishGuy.
      @BritishGuy. Рік тому +3

      ​@@sealandland3959 he only knows about what happens in cars from his mom, meaning he only thinks groceries are what cars are for

    • @sealandland3959
      @sealandland3959 Рік тому +3

      @@BritishGuy. thanks a lot indeed!!!! 😃😃😃

  • @clarabreen-li2sw
    @clarabreen-li2sw Рік тому +8

    So many girls with groceries 😂

  • @stevennguyen4993
    @stevennguyen4993 Рік тому +89

    when i got my license AND was finally old enough to have passengers under 25, I became popular all of a sudden. Malls, beaches, tourist spots, general driving all over the place because "I'm bored let's do something," etc. Then I realized I was exhausted, and that being imcluded wasn't the same as being used. People were making group plans for trips without me, up until the point where they ask me to pick everyone up from their houses. That was the point where I started saying no. Then all my "friends" disappeared. But then I found the reality that I'm not popular and that I don't need to be.

    • @1607Adi_Manz
      @1607Adi_Manz Рік тому +6

      lmao same
      I'm literally treat like driver for my friend who barely talk to me before

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo Рік тому +3

      Wait you're not allowed to have passengers under 25 when you first get your licence? Why 25? That's such a random age. Why would having a 23 or 24 year passenger be of any concern? God America is so stupid with their nonsensical rules sometimes.

    • @stevennguyen4993
      @stevennguyen4993 Рік тому +2

      @@Fireglo Something, something California law

    • @Fireglo
      @Fireglo Рік тому +3

      @Ban this youtube no other country I know of has this rule and as far as I know there have been zero studies to support implemented such a ridiculous rule. Besides 20-25 is not a teenager. 20-25 year olds are working age adults who will be unfairly impacted by this stupid rule. Imagine being 20 and not being able to drive your 24 year old co-worker to work with you. Lunacy.

    • @YoutubeCat-ie1pc
      @YoutubeCat-ie1pc Рік тому

      You cant have passengers under 25 in the US?! Until what age is that restriction? bc it sounds kinda shitty lol. What if I had to drive my little sister somewhere?

  • @19993gt
    @19993gt Рік тому +25

    Lmao I remember taking a girl in high school to actually get groceries 😂😂😂she bought me some chips and jello 😅 lol needless to say, the back was filled with groceries.

  • @Random_Cassie
    @Random_Cassie Рік тому +22

    I was gonna say, no teenage girl goes grocery shopping 😂

  • @kuruptzZz
    @kuruptzZz 9 місяців тому +6

    Haha this was 16 year old me, when my uncle gave me his old lexus LS

  • @ToopyAndBinooRulesEst2004
    @ToopyAndBinooRulesEst2004 Рік тому +63

    And that’s why Lois is a literal mom joke.

  • @SavantPete
    @SavantPete 3 місяці тому +1

    Grocery shopping as a date is actually a vibe

    • @CIA833
      @CIA833 3 місяці тому

      Of course if you know what they LITERALLY mean with the "groceries" word💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @gabriielsc
    @gabriielsc Рік тому +252

    thanks for your effort with the capitons! you deserve a subscription:)

    • @what8389
      @what8389 Рік тому +4

      Uh

    • @MagnaGuy
      @MagnaGuy Рік тому +1

      No, it is annoying with the effects like those videogame "journalists"

  • @nabeelahmed5659
    @nabeelahmed5659 Рік тому +8

    Oh no......not the groceries

  • @EsmeraldaTGG
    @EsmeraldaTGG Рік тому +28

    y'know, the delivery wasn't perfect, but the joke itself was actually alright!

  • @qnzman578
    @qnzman578 Рік тому +11

    Everytime I see this episode I'm distracted by the fact that that kid is dressed just like Doug Funnie 😅

  • @foxxyprince
    @foxxyprince 8 місяців тому +3

    Bro got some rizz

  • @EnterJester
    @EnterJester Рік тому +12

    They sure do want to go to do groceries

  • @mr.nofaceyt7714
    @mr.nofaceyt7714 Рік тому +63

    That last girl sounded a little hmmmm...

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts Рік тому +17

      Groceries turn girls on. Why else would be so many spills on the floor.

    • @Dr.JagCobra
      @Dr.JagCobra Рік тому +2

      @@LXW-Arts 😂

  • @renegade6578
    @renegade6578 Рік тому +19

    I thought the joke was gonna go full circle and they were actually going to buy groceries lol

  • @blockyshapes7001
    @blockyshapes7001 Рік тому +12

    I don’t think the cutaway is true at all in reality, I had my license for the entirety of my sophomore year and no one really cared. Some kids are still getting their licenses right now in our Junior year (mostly kids who failed the drivers test but still), but the only people who have asked me for rides and stuff are my close friends and whatnot

    • @19993gt
      @19993gt Рік тому

      lol you should hang around the grocery store😂

  • @dazzlingdexter5060
    @dazzlingdexter5060 Рік тому +5

    They all want groceries xD

  • @TacticalNel
    @TacticalNel Рік тому +65

    This was too good

  • @TheNerdyPencil
    @TheNerdyPencil 4 місяці тому +1

    The groceries thing is accurate when you’re the one friend in the group at college with a car.

  • @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149
    @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149 Рік тому +70

    For those mentioning Stewie's rich grandparent's and their estate. It was mentioned in the older seasons. Carter financially cut Lois and her kids off. As long as she's married to Peter. If they were to divorce. He'd give them access to the family wealth.

    • @Sinsults
      @Sinsults Рік тому +5

      Why did you split three sentences in to six sentences and sentence fragments, though?

    • @dontmindme6995
      @dontmindme6995 Рік тому +1

      that's a reasonable decision tbf

    • @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149
      @bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149 4 місяці тому

      ​@Sinsults yeah after reading this comment again, It does look ridiculous and is weird to read lol.

  • @Ava-mw1tt
    @Ava-mw1tt Місяць тому +1

    He won’t need groceries for a looong time loll

  • @Shanethefilmmaker
    @Shanethefilmmaker Рік тому +43

    Although this was meant to be a play on how little Stewie knows about cars, it's probably one of the unintentionally smart jokes they made. Whenever a kid get's their first license for something, many people, would try to charm them into letting them ride in said kid's car with them. Including to but not limited to simply Groceries.

  • @paulsengupta971
    @paulsengupta971 Місяць тому +3

    This happened to a friend of mine. He volunteered to take another female friend grocery shopping. They ended up married.

  • @wanlim9548
    @wanlim9548 Рік тому +1

    " His knowledge of cars sucks "

  • @vinsmokesanji175
    @vinsmokesanji175 Рік тому +2

    For a few seconds I thought that was Stewie many years after

  • @michaelashaperonova
    @michaelashaperonova Рік тому +22

    Wait, his grandparents have one!

    • @jordynm103
      @jordynm103 Рік тому +5

      They were having a party or something

  • @Dr.Princess
    @Dr.Princess Рік тому +39

    When I was watching this I was confused as fuck on why it was grocery shopping

    • @drazzo777cod7
      @drazzo777cod7 Рік тому

      It was a joke on women activists lol basically it is "oh you want to work then go work as a housewife"

    • @bigfee900
      @bigfee900 Рік тому +2

      @@drazzo777cod7 no that's not it dude

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 4 місяці тому +1

    That first girl's delivery of that line was a bit too good 😭

  • @TheDayDreamingOwl
    @TheDayDreamingOwl 8 місяців тому +2

    In spite of the joke being that stewie is too young to know anything else about cars, this is pretty accurate. When I had a car in high school, I would get asked to drive friends and help them run errands.

  • @xoliswaben884
    @xoliswaben884 Рік тому +4

    For a extremely smart bady that was king of a faulty plan😅😅

  • @cartertorres777
    @cartertorres777 Рік тому +29

    Bro imma be that driving kid

    • @hi_im_angelatrainor
      @hi_im_angelatrainor Рік тому +12

      Pickin up all the teenage mothers… smooth brotha

    • @GoHazyQuietSexAngel
      @GoHazyQuietSexAngel Рік тому +6

      @@hi_im_angelatrainor don't forget about all those smooth, groceries... 🤨🤨😚😚😜🤪

    • @GoHazyQuietSexAngel
      @GoHazyQuietSexAngel Рік тому +6

      You know you're good when they start asking you, paper, or plastic? Or did you bring you're own bag 🎒🛄🧳🤔😏

  • @Mai-Gninwod
    @Mai-Gninwod 4 місяці тому +1

    This confirms a deep metaphysical fact about the family guy universe: the cutaways are somehow either in their head, or guided by their consciousness somehow. This joke really caught me off guard.

  • @tunedude19
    @tunedude19 Рік тому +5

    This the plot to house party

  • @syakirin.
    @syakirin. Рік тому +8

    since twitter exist...stewie needs to clarify shits

  • @dalemenezes6504
    @dalemenezes6504 Рік тому +1

    Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits! It says, "Oooooo!"😹😹😹

  • @danielvazquez668
    @danielvazquez668 Рік тому +5

    That’s how cool he is … nice

  • @Hi-by2ug
    @Hi-by2ug Рік тому +2

    Like he didn’t hear the conversation lol

  • @MariahGeri
    @MariahGeri Рік тому +13

    It’s nice to date a guy who will take you grocery shopping lol. My ex use to.

  • @GodOfMoonlight
    @GodOfMoonlight 4 місяці тому +1

    No but tell me why looking back at it, that grocery shopping was def a thing 🤣

    • @CIA833
      @CIA833 3 місяці тому

      a CLASSIFIED thing. Think🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂

  • @diamondsword7972
    @diamondsword7972 3 місяці тому

    This guys going to be getting every grocery except milk, that part comes later on 😭

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 3 місяці тому

    Something in my gut tells me that, “getting groceries,” is about to become a code word for [music starts playing].

  • @therealNguniEmperor
    @therealNguniEmperor 4 місяці тому

    Oh, "She rides them"😂

  • @ryanyvegaify
    @ryanyvegaify Рік тому +4

    Sad thing is i can see a girl saying this if youve ever had to carry a gallon of milk and other assorted items home on foot it sucks

  • @sayanmullick7559
    @sayanmullick7559 Рік тому +1

    What Stewie's mom does
    "Groceries"

  • @jackslade3178
    @jackslade3178 Рік тому +31

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that a woman asking to buy groceries is sincerely attractive

    • @Diabhal4403
      @Diabhal4403 Рік тому +7

      Got a cartoon crush there good buddy?

    • @Sinsults
      @Sinsults Рік тому +3

      Yes, we are. Because that isn’t attractive. When a woman in Walmart asked for money to buy her groceries, I didn’t find her attractive. So, your “fact” isn’t a fact. Unless you’re using terrible grammar to talk about the girls in the video. Then, ew, those girls are like 15 or 16.

  • @markheadley125
    @markheadley125 Рік тому +29

    Awesome 👍

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 Рік тому +1

    Lois: "Groceries?!"

    • @PurH662
      @PurH662 Рік тому

      I can hear loud and clear Lois

  • @AmitShukla008
    @AmitShukla008 4 місяці тому

    30:19 Tobi had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blue-il8hf
    @Blue-il8hf 4 місяці тому

    The way they say groceries is driving me crazy

  • @f00dify
    @f00dify Місяць тому

    I do love how Stewie is the smartest person on the show, but the creators throw in moments to remind the viewers that Stewie is still a baby.

  • @jaihosking1510
    @jaihosking1510 Рік тому +8

    Couldn't he just have gone to carter's house

  • @TheKharymusic
    @TheKharymusic 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is going to be eating all the groceries. 😏

  • @JaRR9990
    @JaRR9990 2 місяці тому

    That high school student is literally my brother wtf 🤣💀💀💀

  • @destroyerz123
    @destroyerz123 Рік тому +1

    This reminds me how throughout my entire life, people at school always made me the side character in the group, until I got to be the first person to get my driver’s license. Then I was driving people for days…

  • @master7ashesh
    @master7ashesh Рік тому +10

    What is this episode

  • @benperry8058
    @benperry8058 10 місяців тому +2

    Why do they say groceries like that.😅

  • @MikeChhem
    @MikeChhem Рік тому +1

    I bet this dude will be known as, “The guy with three wives.” 😂

  • @supagreatman2826
    @supagreatman2826 Рік тому

    "Hey its stewie" lmao

  • @heizsizil
    @heizsizil Рік тому +2

    Nobody buy me fuel😄😄

  • @Amaend8
    @Amaend8 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks stewie. I was actually wondering why every teen girl wants the car for groceries 😹

  • @retro_0695
    @retro_0695 Рік тому +1

    somehow groceries still sounds sexual

  • @Triclips
    @Triclips Рік тому +18

    Lol man

  • @nathanjackson9112
    @nathanjackson9112 5 місяців тому

    And ironically, they all work as double entendres...

  • @TimSmith-ne5zs
    @TimSmith-ne5zs Рік тому +11

    Nah, I got mine pretty much first and I still got ignored lol

  • @NECR0MANTICS0RCERER
    @NECR0MANTICS0RCERER Рік тому +8

    What kind of *"Groceries"* ?

  • @Bumwsrd
    @Bumwsrd Рік тому +5

    Party hardy 🎉

  • @n0_sleep1ng
    @n0_sleep1ng 3 місяці тому

    That guy better have a big enough car

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics 10 місяців тому

    ...The ending skit makes more sense now!
    Thanks Stewie!

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView 16 днів тому

    His back seat is cute.

  • @rebuttalc2075
    @rebuttalc2075 4 місяці тому

    Stewie still plotting to takeover the world

  • @rebeccahwatson3079
    @rebeccahwatson3079 Місяць тому +1

    I mean, to be fair most of those girls likely would want to go shopping. Just for other things.

  • @tupapichulo8080
    @tupapichulo8080 5 місяців тому

    Please dont forget Stewie is just a baby 😂

  • @jabaricooper7760
    @jabaricooper7760 4 місяці тому

    I wouldn't try to get some girls if I were that guy with a driver's license.

  • @mattparkent440
    @mattparkent440 3 місяці тому

    (You gotta) Fight for your right (to party)