I think the funniest part is that the Actual Pisces season ends on the spring equinox, which is at 11 PM today, so he's celebrating Pisces season the day that it ends.
He's addressed it's existence before, stated how he's never read it and probably won't read it, and featured a scary amount of homestuck references on YIAY and whatnot, also topped by that one time he asked AI to explain it.
real pieces become evil dictators of a galactic empire, end up in an alternate universe after theirs dies, and disguises themself as a baking mascot until the time is right
Homestuck reference jumpscare with the glub glub. I got so scared I started shaking, foaming at the mouth, kicking my feet, screaming, squealing, going batshit poppycock insane, crying, transportilizing, dissociating, hallucinating, wearing a mask of my own face, decapitating, and flying through space on a meteor.
a mask of your own face you say… would you wear it to a hoedown, and dance with all the belles And none of them would know that you are secretly yourself you’d rob your own apartment and you wouldn't give a damn you’d blame it on the person that nobody knows you are ?
I miss the podcast but also the videos filmed in other rooms with content aware scale Erin commenting in the background and roasting the hell out of Jackfilm. Having the chat pop in with jokes is good but nobody could take Johnmovies down a peg like Erin.
My parents are both Pisces, and I ALWAYS hear them say "Take the dog for a walk or I'm going to kill you by public hanging from our roof tomorrow with a bike tire around your neck." So silly, those silly geese always showing off their pieces!!?!
6:40 I read that in a Homer-esque mocking tone, Like "Oooo look at me, going for a pisces walk and eating my pisces food" (Homer, the cartoon character, not Homeros the greek philosofer, Homeros is one of the oldest topics in scholarship, dating back to antiquity. Nonetheless, the aims of Homeric studies have changed over the course of the millennia. The earliest preserved comments on Homer concern his treatment of the gods, which hostile critics such as the poet Xenophanes of Colophon denounced as immoral. The allegorist Theagenes of Rhegium is said to have defended Homer by arguing that the Homeric poems are allegories.The Iliad and the Odyssey were widely used as school texts in ancient Greek and Hellenistic cultures.They were the first literary works taught to all students. The Iliad, particularly its first few books, was far more intently studied than the Odyssey during the Hellenistic and Roman periods. As a result of the poems' prominence in classical Greek education, extensive commentaries on them developed to explain parts that were culturally or linguistically difficult.During the Hellenistic and Roman periods, many interpreters, especially the Stoics, who believed that Homeric poems conveyed Stoic doctrines, regarded them as allegories, containing hidden wisdom. Perhaps partially because of the Homeric poems' extensive use in education, many authors believed that Homer's original purpose had been to educate. Homer's wisdom became so widely praised that he began to acquire the image of almost a prototypical philosopher. Byzantine scholars such as Eustathius of Thessalonica and John Tzetzes produced commentaries, extensions and scholia to Homer, especially in the twelfth century. Eustathius's commentary on the Iliad alone is massive, sprawling over nearly 4,000 oversized pages in a twenty-first century printed version and his commentary on the Odyssey an additional nearly 2,000.
LOL so true!!!! I'm a Virgo and I piss and shit multiple times a day, especially after meals. That's when my shits have the most bulk. I'm also reserved.....
i love that you uploaded this at the very end of pisces season, which could be argued ended yesterday depending on what you refer to, lol edit: for this year, the sun did indeed move into Aries today lol
Cut my life into pisces This is my astral chart Constellations, chart reading Don't give a fuck what my aura's impeding _This is my astral chart_ Cut my life into pisces I find my astral chart Constellations, chart reading Don't give a fuck what my aura's impeding Would you even care 'bout my sign's meaning? Would it be dark, would it be bright If my horoscope tonight Pledges loss or delight? Astrological insight And the Zodiac will be my guide 'Cause I'm using my sign, using my mind Fish twins guiding me from the divine Using my sign, using my mind Fish twins guiding me from the divine *[This hurt me to write. I'm sorry.]*
0:27 Ok, as a Pisces i absolutely have to agree with this one, this is literally meeeee!!!1! 0:32 Oh my gawd, this is so me 0:52 This is sooo accurate lol i say that all the time 😂😂😎 (as a Pisces) 1:06 Every time, i say this every morning to my parents looking on with pure horror at the sins i'm commiting (#milkbeforecereal, #Piscesenergy) 1:17 This is so me everytime i go to a restaurant, not sure why they always yell at me tho 😔 (#stoppisceshate) 1:47 No 1:56 HEEEEEEELL YEEEAAAHHH TUNA SALAD SO SEXY 2:27 Yeah you wouldn't get that, only REAL Pisces get this one! (real) (factual) (truth) 2:46 Heh, obviously, we Pisces aren't fricking NORMIES after all (exclamation marks) 3:14 Not sure how you'd do it otherwise lol (#Piscesgotitright) 3:22 Eeeeerm akchschually 💅💅💅sweaty, you can't make jokes about this anymore, that's SO not a Pisces thing to do! 3:42 SOOOOO true, damn scorpios, always ruining everything 😡 (Good god, i'm only halfway through, f*ck) 4:02 I don't get this one... 4:23 OMG this is LiTEraLly my catchphrase!!!11 6:02 Very true and real, this is me every time i watch a JacksFimls vid :( 6:13 Hey, would you look at that, that's what i'm having right now, #Piscesmoment 6:19 Holy crap Louis, how did you predict my future??? 6:36 Holy Pisces, this is so me right after i Pisces wake up and before i Pisces go to sleep 6:59 Nah, a real alpha pisces NEVER apologizes (#Piscesgrindset) 7:17 Oh wowzies, this reminds me so hard of the things i did in 1998, right before "Schlagg" had his "incident" in 1999! 7:34 So true, why do they always have to bother me with all their problems 🙄🙄😎 7:47 That's actually so correct, true and real, facts and logic right here 7:56 Well, can't really afford any Skincare products in this economy, amirite my fellow Pisces (#girlboss) Oh good, it's finally over, i've never regreted to be born in this month so much... (I'm gonna go Pisces myself now)
I overheard a fellow Virgo once explaining the horoscope to someone else and when she got to Pisces she said that she was sorry for them (ALL OF THEM) because "the image" of a Pisces is of someone floating in the water and just carried away by the waves, with no control, that's when I had to leave the room to avoid listening further. This same person was later (reportedly, I only heard it from her boyfriend) hoping to hold her baby inside until after Scorpio season was over, because Scorpios are the worst, am I right? The boyfriend agreed because his sister is a Scorpio.
I’m not a Pisces, but I am a water sign that just so happens to be one of THE best Pisces matches according to Google searches (and apparently resonate as more of a Gemini according to multiple “Real Astrology Sign” quizzes). Having said that, I DO find myself searching for the nearest available restroom on a daily basis… 🤔
As a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal upgraded with Large Fries and a Large Sprite (no ice), I can confirm that everything in this video is factually and actually true.
As a Big Mac with a non cheese meal upgrade with small nuggets and a small Coca Cola (with extra extra ice) I can confirm that these videos doesn’t relate to me at all lol I’m so quirky
Pisces people say: “Erm, that zodiac just signed.”
My farts are better than every pisces' farts
i would never say that
erm, that glitch just typed.
Lol this comment deserved to get into the hall of fame rofl
yesssssssss ur literally such a pisses for that 💅💅
a true pieces would have 20 ring lights reflecting in their glasses
My farts are better than Jack's farts
@@p-__ highly doubtful, everyone knows Jack has the best farts
@@p-__ every time I see you post this, I'm reporting it as spam.
he should buy even more
@@TheRealBatabiigood, I’ll do it too
Pisces are always saying,
"Hey guys, very excited for today's video"
My farts are better than Jack's farts
I’m sure they are, p-__. I’m sure they are.
That's not funny
@@andrejparunovic 😢
@@andrejparunovicyour mom
I think the funniest part is that the Actual Pisces season ends on the spring equinox, which is at 11 PM today, so he's celebrating Pisces season the day that it ends.
i honestly thought that was the intention! like not caring abt the actual season and doing it whenever OR at the very end
Gotta love the reflection of way too many ring lights in Jack's glasses
My farts are better than Jack's farts
@@p-__ prove it
@p-__ there's a reason you're the only reply here
I'm a Piscies and I feel honored to have a full video about us. This really is a Piscies thing.
E
This is so Pisces
...Pisces*
(and, no, I'm not, but both my parents are, so blame them)
3:58 Dude parried that Homestuck reference like it was Dark Souls
He doesn't even know zubat is a bat, I'm sure he doesn't know what homestuck is dude
@@RainbyFIN he does, he made JackGPT explain it as Jar Jar Binks in a video.
He's addressed it's existence before, stated how he's never read it and probably won't read it, and featured a scary amount of homestuck references on YIAY and whatnot, also topped by that one time he asked AI to explain it.
He really did
im so glad I’m not the only one who realized
as a gemini i can agree that this is what pisces do
My farts are better than Jack's farts
@@p-__ I know this is spam ragebait but it’s on par for jack’s fans
as a gemini i can agree with your agree that this is what pisces do #twinning
I'm a Gemini too
(person who is clueless about signs) how's your twin doing
You did it! You made the “I’m a blank. Of course I blank” joke actually funny. How dare you
I love how this is toward the tail end of the birth range for Pisces
Please do this for each zodiac sign this was hilarious
My farts are better than Jack's farts
meanwhile I'm a pisces, and my birthday is literally tomorrow
@@TheRealBatabii happy birthday!
four bfb why are you here
real pieces become evil dictators of a galactic empire, end up in an alternate universe after theirs dies, and disguises themself as a baking mascot until the time is right
YES
REAL
Homestuck reference jumpscare with the glub glub. I got so scared I started shaking, foaming at the mouth, kicking my feet, screaming, squealing, going batshit poppycock insane, crying, transportilizing, dissociating, hallucinating, wearing a mask of my own face, decapitating, and flying through space on a meteor.
And killing a green evil dude?
@@elizathegamer413 Duhhh
happens to the best of us 😔
said like a true pisces
a mask of your own face you say… would you wear it to a hoedown, and dance with all the belles
And none of them would know that you are secretly yourself
you’d rob your own apartment and you wouldn't give a damn
you’d blame it on the person that nobody knows you are ?
"I'm a pisces, of course I fucked up the question"
- Jacksfilms
Well now we need "I'm a _____, of course I ______"
I'm a Jacksfilms bot, of course my farts smell better than Jack's.
Welp, it now exists, as I watched it before this one 😂
And the above fart joke was even included 🤣
They always ask for the bathroom, pee on the floor like everyone else
My farts are better than Jack's farts
honestly, i believe you. jack looks like hes got vegan farts, weak little toots.
@@p-__ How's the smell
this video made me throw up mom's astrology
love how jack *completely* missed the Homestuck reference, good for him lol
man pisces be saying "don't hit me with a metal crowbar please" dont they
Banned
Pisces walk is just a swim GET IT BECAUSE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
who are you
Oh, hey, Shoocharu!
He made some of the best Game Grumps animation on UA-cam back in the day
What you mean, BACK IN THE DAY, he literally just posted a Game Grumps animation, umm *looks at channel*
Oh, 2 years ago :u
I didn't know where I recognized that until now rofl
@@loggingfire1 I mean, he literally just animated multiple NSP videos in the past year and a half too
@@azzierulz true, I'm mostly making a joke
Being a Pisces is really scorpie-esc move
My farts are better than Jack's farts
As a Scorpio, I can’t deny.
The zodiac intro made me immediately think of the podcast
I hope Erin's girl-bossing is going well
I miss the podcast but glad that erin’s girlbossing out there
@@kirrb-dot-exe same 😔
When they come back, she's gonna be gatekeeping and gaslighting more than ever
I miss the podcast but also the videos filmed in other rooms with content aware scale Erin commenting in the background and roasting the hell out of Jackfilm. Having the chat pop in with jokes is good but nobody could take Johnmovies down a peg like Erin.
“Jarvis, KidzBop-ify my horoscope” is hilarious
This makes me think of something. I wonder if astology couples copulate strategically to make sure their child is the same Zodiac as they are.
"I'll take a Pisces shit. That's a little better, that's solid."
- Jank Duggles, 6:40
really funny jack, i really liked that part where a pink bar stayed on screen for too long and in reaction you oiled up on camera!
My farts are better than Jack's farts
Jack makes a pisces video 2 days before pisces season ends
uhmm, it's giving virgo energy
E
My parents are both Pisces, and I ALWAYS hear them say "Take the dog for a walk or I'm going to kill you by public hanging from our roof tomorrow with a bike tire around your neck." So silly, those silly geese always showing off their pieces!!?!
"glub glub" was a homestuck joke, i demand a public apology and a trollsona reveal, including classpect, ancestor and lusus
And all four quadrants (are him and Erin kismesis lolll)
I'm sure he's more of a Homestar Runner fan
as someone who didnt grow up with Hamsteak, this aged me by 80 years
You said this in the year 2024, when Undertale (The New Homestuck) is old news
JUST like a Pisces to be living that #NostalgiaLife amirite?
I wonder if Homestuck fans 10 years ago were more or less autistic (deragatory) than Homestuck fans now
6:40 I read that in a Homer-esque mocking tone, Like "Oooo look at me, going for a pisces walk and eating my pisces food" (Homer, the cartoon character, not Homeros the greek philosofer, Homeros is one of the oldest topics in scholarship, dating back to antiquity. Nonetheless, the aims of Homeric studies have changed over the course of the millennia. The earliest preserved comments on Homer concern his treatment of the gods, which hostile critics such as the poet Xenophanes of Colophon denounced as immoral. The allegorist Theagenes of Rhegium is said to have defended Homer by arguing that the Homeric poems are allegories.The Iliad and the Odyssey were widely used as school texts in ancient Greek and Hellenistic cultures.They were the first literary works taught to all students. The Iliad, particularly its first few books, was far more intently studied than the Odyssey during the Hellenistic and Roman periods.
As a result of the poems' prominence in classical Greek education, extensive commentaries on them developed to explain parts that were culturally or linguistically difficult.During the Hellenistic and Roman periods, many interpreters, especially the Stoics, who believed that Homeric poems conveyed Stoic doctrines, regarded them as allegories, containing hidden wisdom. Perhaps partially because of the Homeric poems' extensive use in education, many authors believed that Homer's original purpose had been to educate. Homer's wisdom became so widely praised that he began to acquire the image of almost a prototypical philosopher. Byzantine scholars such as Eustathius of Thessalonica and John Tzetzes produced commentaries, extensions and scholia to Homer, especially in the twelfth century. Eustathius's commentary on the Iliad alone is massive, sprawling over nearly 4,000 oversized pages in a twenty-first century printed version and his commentary on the Odyssey an additional nearly 2,000.
are you okay?
it's giving aries
@@bruhspenningHonestly, no
4:19 gave me YGS#84 flashbacks. You know...
"Cut my life into pices
This is my last
Secfation
No brething
Don't give a fuck coming home beliding"
Ultimate Pisces moment: not being able to stop being distracted by the reflected lights in John's glasses the entire video
jack is the epitome of pisces ♓️
My farts are better than Jack's farts
That's fucked up
I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment. It's just a meaningless observation!
@@robotortoise compliment. i’ve loved this man for almost a decade. saw/met him in yiay live live.
Thank the gods it wasn't a Leo YIAY, or I'd be roasted alive. Worst YIAY ever? That's subjective, but it's hilarious.
This is unuronically a very Leo thing to say though
2:22 folks please mark "editing mistake" on your bingo cards
embarassed that this is the day that I found out it's not pronounced "peeskes"
As a Pisces, I ALWAYS forget how to breathe. Please help
That's because you're better suited for water, haha, glub glub.
can we appreciate the effort NileRed puts into his content
As a pisces, I can confirm I indeed say all of these things
2:10 actually solid Columbo impression
Pisces be like: oh you're aquarium? Can I come inside you then?
As a pisces person, I can confirm I do say all of these on a regular basis.
(except the cereal thing wtf)
3:33 im a gemini, my mom is a pisces and my dads a scorpio, they are divorced, this is the most accurate a zodiac has ever been to my experience
3:16 "Of course I love wednesdays."
Something about that one is *exceptionally* vapid to me lol.
The sex offender line was unscripted, jack just decided it was time to come clean
Mr Rogers, John Wayne Gacy, and me are all pisces
as a pisces, i can confirm that I have never found a bathroom.
“My sign is Pisces.” and “I love cuttlefish.”
No they murder cuttlefish (cuttlefish culler)
@@elizathegamer413 Unless they want to change the definition of cull XD
@@Sclasspsycho oh you're so right I forgot about that
This is so wrong. I'm a Gemini, and I'm also always looking for the bathroom!
This is why nobody trusts horoscopes.
LOL so true!!!! I'm a Virgo and I piss and shit multiple times a day, especially after meals. That's when my shits have the most bulk. I'm also reserved.....
love the specific selection on the fake endscreen
As a fish, I do NOT associate with Pisces😤🚫🚫♓️🐟🐟🐟
genuinely jack, thank you for this vid. i really needed this
Glad to see the Homestuck Answer got in despite jack not getting it!
Glub Glub :))
OMG I MISSED THAT
i love that you uploaded this at the very end of pisces season, which could be argued ended yesterday depending on what you refer to, lol
edit: for this year, the sun did indeed move into Aries today lol
My farts are better than Jack's farts
Haven't watched YIAY in a minute. This brought me back.
Cut my life into pisces
This is my astral chart
Constellations, chart reading
Don't give a fuck what my aura's impeding
_This is my astral chart_
Cut my life into pisces
I find my astral chart
Constellations, chart reading
Don't give a fuck what my aura's impeding
Would you even care 'bout my sign's meaning?
Would it be dark, would it be bright
If my horoscope tonight
Pledges loss or delight?
Astrological insight
And the Zodiac will be my guide
'Cause I'm using my sign, using my mind
Fish twins guiding me from the divine
Using my sign, using my mind
Fish twins guiding me from the divine
*[This hurt me to write. I'm sorry.]*
I do agree. I can never seem to find the bathroom, but I always keep looking.
As an actual Pisces with a gf who’s into horoscopes I can confirm this is probably accurate
Brb gotta send this to my Pisces friend who's a therapist real quick
As a pices, I 100% agree with all these. (I haven't watch the rest of the video yet.)
My farts are better than Jack's farts
Tank u soy films for the felicitations on my psodiac season 😍😍😍, i'll be sure to celebrate yours when the virgin season arrives 🙏🙏❤♍
yiay has gotten seriously unhinged now that its moved back to the second channel
As a Pisces, can confirm that we say every single one of these things with regularity 💯
Pisces be like: "EMERALDS ARE RIPPED AWAY!!!!"
big props for forcing jack to make a homestuck reference
We're getting out of YIAY with this one
0:27
Ok, as a Pisces i absolutely have to agree with this one, this is literally meeeee!!!1!
0:32
Oh my gawd, this is so me
0:52
This is sooo accurate lol i say that all the time 😂😂😎 (as a Pisces)
1:06
Every time, i say this every morning to my parents looking on with pure horror at the sins i'm commiting (#milkbeforecereal, #Piscesenergy)
1:17
This is so me everytime i go to a restaurant, not sure why they always yell at me tho 😔 (#stoppisceshate)
1:47
No
1:56
HEEEEEEELL YEEEAAAHHH TUNA SALAD SO SEXY
2:27
Yeah you wouldn't get that, only REAL Pisces get this one! (real) (factual) (truth)
2:46
Heh, obviously, we Pisces aren't fricking NORMIES after all (exclamation marks)
3:14
Not sure how you'd do it otherwise lol (#Piscesgotitright)
3:22
Eeeeerm akchschually 💅💅💅sweaty, you can't make jokes about this anymore, that's SO not a Pisces thing to do!
3:42
SOOOOO true, damn scorpios, always ruining everything 😡
(Good god, i'm only halfway through, f*ck)
4:02
I don't get this one...
4:23
OMG this is LiTEraLly my catchphrase!!!11
6:02
Very true and real, this is me every time i watch a JacksFimls vid :(
6:13
Hey, would you look at that, that's what i'm having right now, #Piscesmoment
6:19
Holy crap Louis, how did you predict my future???
6:36
Holy Pisces, this is so me right after i Pisces wake up and before i Pisces go to sleep
6:59
Nah, a real alpha pisces NEVER apologizes (#Piscesgrindset)
7:17
Oh wowzies, this reminds me so hard of the things i did in 1998, right before "Schlagg" had his "incident" in 1999!
7:34
So true, why do they always have to bother me with all their problems 🙄🙄😎
7:47
That's actually so correct, true and real, facts and logic right here
7:56
Well, can't really afford any Skincare products in this economy, amirite my fellow Pisces (#girlboss)
Oh good, it's finally over, i've never regreted to be born in this month so much...
(I'm gonna go Pisces myself now)
This was a high bar to surpass. I’m glad we as a community managed to make the worst YIAY ever.
As a fellow Pisces person, I am flattered by these words 😊😂
As a Sagittarius, i actually do kinda like Wednesdays.
Now Jack has to this with the rest of the zodiac signs
I'm a Pisces and today is my birthday. I feel honoured to have a whole yiay video being dedicated to us 😂
No way!!! Today's my birthday too! Birthday buddies
@@elizathegamer413 🫶🫶
It’s my birthday and I’m a Pisces. Thank you Jack for the video, what a gift
As a Pisces, i agree with everything said in this video.
When TWITCH chat is better than the youtube answers.
i dont like how accurate that fake end card was for me
As A Pisces, I Can Confirm That We Do Say This
My farts are better than Jack's farts
No you're thinking of Virgos
@@elizathegamer413nah
6:42 “that’s solid” yeah that’s what you expect
DUDE THAT LT. COLUMBO IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD!! I wasn't even looking and I legitimately thought you were playing a clip!
As an aquarium I know all about pieces
I overheard a fellow Virgo once explaining the horoscope to someone else and when she got to Pisces she said that she was sorry for them (ALL OF THEM) because "the image" of a Pisces is of someone floating in the water and just carried away by the waves, with no control, that's when I had to leave the room to avoid listening further. This same person was later (reportedly, I only heard it from her boyfriend) hoping to hold her baby inside until after Scorpio season was over, because Scorpios are the worst, am I right? The boyfriend agreed because his sister is a Scorpio.
as a pisces person, i’m watching this in the bathroom lol
I like how Pisces season is already almost over when he’s posting this
I’m not a Pisces, but I am a water sign that just so happens to be one of THE best Pisces matches according to Google searches (and apparently resonate as more of a Gemini according to multiple “Real Astrology Sign” quizzes).
Having said that, I DO find myself searching for the nearest available restroom on a daily basis… 🤔
"It's Pisces season!" *Is literally the last/second to last day of Pisces*
Jack...
i love how he starts this video with "happy pisces season" and it was posted on the second last day of pisces season
watched this right after the youtube tweets video and i think my brain is leaking
Thank god, he didn't get the Homestuck joke. We're safe.
A surprising amount of people did in the comment section though and that concerns me
Too late a few have been summoned. Like this one above me.
@@JamJuice101 teehee :3
@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYINGconcerns why?
@JamJuice101 weve been summoned like sleeper agents at a baking company
As a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal upgraded with Large Fries and a Large Sprite (no ice), I can confirm that everything in this video is factually and actually true.
As a Big Mac with a non cheese meal upgrade with small nuggets and a small Coca Cola (with extra extra ice) I can confirm that these videos doesn’t relate to me at all lol I’m so quirky
Holy crap, I'm a pisces and I say all of these things, often back to back.
"That's a Pisce Meatball!"
Haven’t watched YIAY in months, randomly thought about it and decided to look it up and happened to see a new one uploaded 30 minutes ago 💀
Pisces always be saying: Stop calling me Dinghy Kelpbottom, my name is Kevin.
as a pisces, where's the bathroom?
This is how I learned I'm a fish
As a pisces with IBS I can in fact confirm I am always asking for the bathroom
My favourite part was when all of the Pisces jumped out from behind the zodiac calendar and said “it’s piscing time” and pisce’d all over the place
I expected “worst” to mean “funniest” not “this one just sucks”
I would like to say I’m a Pisces who’s a therapist.
As a Pisces, most of this shit is inaccurate, but the comedy is immaculate.