Crucifixion is historically infame as terrible but has very little archeological evidence to back it up how it was really done. Even if it is researched for two thousand years by major religions.
so you guys are telling people that people playing violent games wouldnt influence them? not even a little? most common strawman ever of this argument althoughBEIT
@@htoaletaarxidatet There's more then enough study's that literally tell us that it doesn't and if anything reduces violent tendencies in some individuals. Its called stress relief
Two things about execution by molten metal. 1. It wasn't just down the throat. You could also be executed by having it poured into your ear or even your eyes. 2. This execution was only used for people of high regard so like warlords and royalty. The reason why was because ironically many cultures like for example the Mongols thought it was disrespectful to execute somebody of a high social standing in a way that would spill their blood. So it was seen as a dignified way to die.
I’ve gotten so tired of all of the Sam O’Nella clones on UA-cam recently, and your channel is such a breath of fresh air. Your editing is super well put together and unique, and your videos are always super interesting from beginning to end. Keep it up, man! This stuff is great!
For the molten gold/metal one, there's also a version where the molten metal was dropped on you drip by drip...eventually ending you. ..if you didn't expire or fainted. ..they wake you up and start again.. a tool by the name of 'The Lead Sprinkler' was used. At least that was one. ..otherwise it's just a crucible tipped over you.
Blood eagle is only described in the sagas, thus we cannot really know if it was a real thing, I mean, if you think about it it would be kinda hard to survive all that shit.
Gonna add some here. - *The Brazen Bull.* You get seared alive inside a metal bull cast that's being grilled from the outside. Don't worry, there's a tube you can breathe out of so you don't lose oxygen quickly. Problem is, whilst you scream through the tube, the people outside enjoying an evening feast get to hear the muffled noises that sound much like a bull in agony. Legend has it that its first victim was the inventor of the contraption, who was fooled into climbing inside of it to show how it works. - *The breaking wheel.* They were quite creative with this one, as it was a multi-use tool. You can firstly get ran over, struck or crushed by the wheel itself. Secondly, they could tie you to the wheel's rim, whilst the wheel was attatched to an axle, which they'd begin spinning and you got beaten every time you came round; they could add a little fire at the bottom of it to make your life worse, too. Finally, you got tied onto a wheel set horizontally on a spindle, and people got to spin it whilst they pummel and break your exposed limbs in between the wheels' spokes. You'd end up looking like a deformed, double-jointed creature, and you might at this point be flexible enough to have your entire limbs wrapped around the spokes, then re-tied. You got left there until death; the peace could last days. - *Hanged, drawn and quartered.* More of a series of smaller tortures, ironically this procedure came with the most elegance and professionalism. After being flogged, you may be strapped to a ladder and roasted for a bit, before being unstrapped to be hanged to the bring of death, then restrapped to a table to get disembowled and organs pulled out. You get to have a final blow by axe to the neck, but sometimes they opted to cut all four of your limbs off before the decapitation. Quartered like a chicken, your body parts would be sent to all 4 corners of the Kingdom, and put on display to show what happens to those attempting treason. - *Death by sawing.* You hang vertically, sometimes over a fire. There's a large, two-man crosscut saw waiting for you, and if you were lucky enough, you were hanging upright when this procedure began. Otherwise, you were upside down, and they started at the crotch. - *The Judas Cradle.* They plant your butthole onto the tip of a large wooden pyramid. With your legs dangling down each side, weights are then chained to your ankles. You suffer the biggest anal gaping ever imaginable, before it starts becoming excruciating, and you begin to split apart very slowly before death eventually relieves you. - *Flaying.* Probably the worst way to go. Not burning, you may add? I'll explain why. Firstly, they had to tenderise the skin first by prepping you. This meant either boiling you for a bit or leaving you out in the sun until you had sun burn all over your body. Then you were tied and restrained. I have to add that there is a difference between flaying and being skinned alive. With skinning alive, you are skinned all over with the assistance of a blade slicing inbetween the difficult parts of those protective layers. With flaying, incisions are made, and then they _rip_ the skin off your body instead. You aren't cut like a cow in a tannery, you are peeled like a stubborn orange, which must do wonders for your nerve endings. The more difficult parts were your hands and face - pray they do not start with the face. Then you get to survive for hours, potentially days, whilst your body is no longer protected against the sun or foreign bodies like bacteria and bugs from infecting you. Getting salt chucked on your would be extremely painful (which they did with the Blood Eagle). Finally, your body would not be able to regulate its own temperature. If you didn't die of shock, you would die of eventual blood loss.
A good list, but scaphism is on a plateau that exists solely for itself and torture that integrates modern medicine to keep the victim alive (the fate of American bomber crews shot down over Japan, for example). If you would like a detailed explanation why, that I'd rather not take the time to type, please let me know. I would also drop "sawing" in favor of "impalement", as well as swapping the brazen bull with "roasting" (one is basically just a more elaborate version of the other). And burning isn't bad at all compared to mostly everything listed in this video, or your post; if anyone would like to know why, please ask and I will explain (roasting is an exception). Also, the difference between skinning and flaying is whether the technique is being applied to an animal, or a human - animals are skinned; humans are flayed. Whether the skin is yanked off or cut away is more dependent on how tight or loose the skin is in that particular area. An even worse version of this, practiced in ancient Persia (is anyone surprised?), I call "flaying and baking". Essentially, the unfortunate victim of this was first flayed, and then tied against a brick wall that had been baking in the sun. One side of no-skin guy gets hellacious no-skin sunburn, and the other side gets brick baked. Lastly: Don't trust Cracked for anything; the info they post is consistently false or generally inaccurate. Metatron has videos addressing, specifically, this.
I mean I'm guessing the algorithm just isn't good enough to accurately filter what would and wouldn't be a violation of company policy. Also, the company has the right to have those policies, hey man I certainly didn't invent capitalism but apparently there's no alternative, right? On a more serious note. You can live your life making yourself paranoid about thing that may or may not be happening behind your back. Here's the thing however. Our lives aren't all that bad if we have time to be commenting about how it's looking like a dystopia without seeing any actual real consequences like, oh I don't know, your entire family sent to a concentration camp. I don't know what I believe. I don't know what is true and what is a conspiracy. But I simply see my life as it is and it's kind of fine. So why do I need to think up schemes about the inconveniences coming my way? Or the changes I'm not equipped to handle? Maybe it's true, maybe it's all in your head. So what if it is all true though? Can you do anything about it? No. So might as well commit to the leading narrative. I know I wouldn't risk my life for a truth I'll never grasp.
This channel is way to good for the subscriber count, top notch humor and delivery, with a personal touch that brings in some unique style, really nice, keep up the good work and usage of the metric system! 😂
1:34 as some one who works with molten metals every day, it's not that the molten gold just plugs your throat. most of fleshy things has this fun property when they get in touch with stable source of high temperature, as they dry and/or gets burnt, they shrink and wrap around the heat source. imagine instant glue that burns way more than it usually does.
Important note: There is debate amongst scholars whether or not the blood eagle was even actually practiced. There are multiple experts in the field of Norse history and culture that claim the blood eagle is, essentially, a modern projection based upon a misunderstanding of Nordic literary conventions.
@@yayhandles Yeah, there has been zero archaeological evidence for it and I think if it were a real thing they would have found at least one body showing the signs of it. I guess it could have just been super rare but still unlikely imo.
@@georgiasoaps I mean, there are only even two alleged instances of it having been recorded in text, but IIRC both by multiple sources and they're a tad bit open to interpretation due to the verse-like construction of Nordic script.
I love the music choices in this video, nothing like hearing about manmade horrors beyond my comprehension while listening to the forest temple soundtrack
When you were talking about "tree death" I thought you were going to talk about how they used to plant a tree under someone and let it slowy grow through their body.
@@ChatHistoryThe visuals are like a DLC. You don't need it, but if you want it, it's gonna cost you something. In the case of the video and the comment, it'd probably cost you your work life because you spent too long on that darn screen.
6:15 hummm … sounds similar to what happened to Oden from One Piece … except he was the good guy and the shogun was the bad one … poor Momo (Oden’s son)
10:26 Dunno why but the sound of a fiend from FF7 being sent back the lifestream has me crackin' the heck up. I guess that's needed since my dad died when I was 13 and before that, i hadn't seen him since i was 10. 😂😮😢❤
This really helps me add on to my “executions-I-will-be-info-dumping-about” info dumping! Recently, Ive only been able to info dump about the rat dungeon but now i know more i like barely found out abt you but these kinds of videos are so interesting to me so i will be watching all of these videos now thank you 🙏
THE VERY MEMORY OF MY FACE WILL CAUSE A MANIFESTATION OF MY BEING IN THE FUTURE, YOU WILL BE ASLEEP IN BED, I WILL BE THERE AND WATCH OVER YOU, WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE ANY PART OF YOU, WHEN YOUR DOCTORS EVENTUALLY FIND YOU, YOU WILL NOT SEE ME, BUT YOU WiLL, AND I’LL SEE YOU TOO, FOREVER, I’LL SEE YOU.
What did ya think? Any execution methods you've heard of that are way more gruesome?
Watching Seinfeld
Idk i am stoobid
Crucifixion is historically infame as terrible but has very little archeological evidence to back it up how it was really done. Even if it is researched for two thousand years by major religions.
I remamber when you had 20k subscribers about 3 months ago... damn you grown so much🥺🥺🥺
Crucifixion
Not as painful as some other ones but still pretty bad
"video games cause violence!"
the world before video games:
Exactly
"ToDay'S KiDS arE So cruEL!!!"
*B.C.*
"Hey son, wanna go see a man drink liquid gold?"
"Yes! Let's go see!"
so you guys are telling people that people playing violent games wouldnt influence them? not even a little? most common strawman ever of this argument althoughBEIT
@@htoaletaarxidatet There's more then enough study's that literally tell us that it doesn't and if anything reduces violent tendencies in some individuals. Its called stress relief
@@johndoe-je2gi what is source? dont tell me its glow in the dark approved
"so you clicked this video eh"
I feel so judged
But he *made* the video (and not just one I hear) so take comfort in that.
Shh, just don't tell him I told you ok?
Same😂
Yeah. I did. Shock me
*judgment reigns*
Not me. He made it. That is worse. Who cares what he thinks about people watching it.
you missed something about Scaphism, they pulled the victim in at night to feed them more milk and honey. That’s how the dude survived 17 days.
hey at least they gave you something that tastes decent
@@TorutheRedFox It was supposed to make them have alot of diahrrea :(
@@APufferF1sh I can only imagine how much worse that boat reeked each night he was put out and pulled in.
@@TorutheRedFoxit was too attract bugs and induce digestive issues bc they just have to lay in it 😅
WOWOWWW OMG HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today
DONT DO IT
💀
HELP WHAT IS THIS COMMENT
im dying
Try To Take Over the World!!😮😅😊
Two things about execution by molten metal.
1. It wasn't just down the throat. You could also be executed by having it poured into your ear or even your eyes.
2. This execution was only used for people of high regard so like warlords and royalty. The reason why was because ironically many cultures like for example the Mongols thought it was disrespectful to execute somebody of a high social standing in a way that would spill their blood. So it was seen as a dignified way to die.
Dignified indeed
being poor has its merits i suppose.
hehe IRON...ically
@@JuicedOnKids Not really, you'd be mutilated in a pack for entertainment by the same groups.
How very Viserys Targaryen of them :)
amazing tutorial, my grandma didn't stand a chance
blud what💀
Yo wtf 😭😭
😭😭😭
*WAIT.*
Which one?
It's amazing how cruel humans can be to each other
Crazy how you say amazing, we’re not special, we learned the concept of mass murder and torture from Mother Nature
Wait til you see what they do to things that aren't human~☆
@@UnderTheLuxury Wait until you see what vegans do to poor plants! Just kidding 😂😊
Men
oh, bubba, you don't know the half of it
I’ve gotten so tired of all of the Sam O’Nella clones on UA-cam recently, and your channel is such a breath of fresh air. Your editing is super well put together and unique, and your videos are always super interesting from beginning to end. Keep it up, man! This stuff is great!
Thanks for that 🫡 I'm definitely trying to develop my own style so I don't get accused of being "just another copy"
@@ChatHistory Anyone who does has no idea what they’re talking about. You’ve got some serious talent and I hope your channel grows accordingly
@@markify8019 What are some of the Sam clones? I haven’t seen too many of them in my feed but I know they exist
@@mrpenguin8731 Kelevin, BlueJay, Trust Me Bro, Unusual Animation, Zxcgorb to name a few
Drop some Sam clones down below.
That Scaphism bit was unexpected and freaky.
We like to have fun here
he almost sounds sarcastic
(edit): he’s not
fr
Heby,I sapped ur sandvich
Why won't aliens visit us?
humans gon give those aliens molten gold down they throat
Idk ask the aliens
@@Theskyislemons*Galaxy brain*
Rick Sanchez
because we're stupid
For the molten gold/metal one, there's also a version where the molten metal was dropped on you drip by drip...eventually ending you. ..if you didn't expire or fainted. ..they wake you up and start again.. a tool by the name of 'The Lead Sprinkler' was used. At least that was one. ..otherwise it's just a crucible tipped over you.
Today it is done with molten plastic
Where??? @@LOL_MANN
@@Yogesh-kr7bo Everywhere around the world, just go to the internet with some g0ry videis
@@Yogesh-kr7bo It’s a cartel video
@@Pusher97really? that's pretty horrific, but makes sense I guess.
was it dumped on him or was it dripped?
"hold up, let him cook" got me dying 💀😂
fr fr
out of all the drawing channels this one is my favorite
Thanks a ton Tristan! 🫡
@@ChatHistorydo you like Sam o nella
More than Oversimplified?
Drawing AND quartering.
Blood eagle is only described in the sagas, thus we cannot really know if it was a real thing, I mean, if you think about it it would be kinda hard to survive all that shit.
But it sends a message
I think that's the point .-.
Gonna add some here.
- *The Brazen Bull.* You get seared alive inside a metal bull cast that's being grilled from the outside. Don't worry, there's a tube you can breathe out of so you don't lose oxygen quickly. Problem is, whilst you scream through the tube, the people outside enjoying an evening feast get to hear the muffled noises that sound much like a bull in agony. Legend has it that its first victim was the inventor of the contraption, who was fooled into climbing inside of it to show how it works.
- *The breaking wheel.* They were quite creative with this one, as it was a multi-use tool. You can firstly get ran over, struck or crushed by the wheel itself. Secondly, they could tie you to the wheel's rim, whilst the wheel was attatched to an axle, which they'd begin spinning and you got beaten every time you came round; they could add a little fire at the bottom of it to make your life worse, too. Finally, you got tied onto a wheel set horizontally on a spindle, and people got to spin it whilst they pummel and break your exposed limbs in between the wheels' spokes. You'd end up looking like a deformed, double-jointed creature, and you might at this point be flexible enough to have your entire limbs wrapped around the spokes, then re-tied. You got left there until death; the peace could last days.
- *Hanged, drawn and quartered.* More of a series of smaller tortures, ironically this procedure came with the most elegance and professionalism. After being flogged, you may be strapped to a ladder and roasted for a bit, before being unstrapped to be hanged to the bring of death, then restrapped to a table to get disembowled and organs pulled out. You get to have a final blow by axe to the neck, but sometimes they opted to cut all four of your limbs off before the decapitation. Quartered like a chicken, your body parts would be sent to all 4 corners of the Kingdom, and put on display to show what happens to those attempting treason.
- *Death by sawing.* You hang vertically, sometimes over a fire. There's a large, two-man crosscut saw waiting for you, and if you were lucky enough, you were hanging upright when this procedure began. Otherwise, you were upside down, and they started at the crotch.
- *The Judas Cradle.* They plant your butthole onto the tip of a large wooden pyramid. With your legs dangling down each side, weights are then chained to your ankles. You suffer the biggest anal gaping ever imaginable, before it starts becoming excruciating, and you begin to split apart very slowly before death eventually relieves you.
- *Flaying.* Probably the worst way to go. Not burning, you may add? I'll explain why.
Firstly, they had to tenderise the skin first by prepping you. This meant either boiling you for a bit or leaving you out in the sun until you had sun burn all over your body. Then you were tied and restrained. I have to add that there is a difference between flaying and being skinned alive. With skinning alive, you are skinned all over with the assistance of a blade slicing inbetween the difficult parts of those protective layers. With flaying, incisions are made, and then they _rip_ the skin off your body instead. You aren't cut like a cow in a tannery, you are peeled like a stubborn orange, which must do wonders for your nerve endings. The more difficult parts were your hands and face - pray they do not start with the face.
Then you get to survive for hours, potentially days, whilst your body is no longer protected against the sun or foreign bodies like bacteria and bugs from infecting you. Getting salt chucked on your would be extremely painful (which they did with the Blood Eagle). Finally, your body would not be able to regulate its own temperature. If you didn't die of shock, you would die of eventual blood loss.
Infographics show?
@@andistansbury4366 Nope, although I do like that channel. I used to read Cracked back in the day, where I got most of it from
A good list, but scaphism is on a plateau that exists solely for itself and torture that integrates modern medicine to keep the victim alive (the fate of American bomber crews shot down over Japan, for example). If you would like a detailed explanation why, that I'd rather not take the time to type, please let me know. I would also drop "sawing" in favor of "impalement", as well as swapping the brazen bull with "roasting" (one is basically just a more elaborate version of the other). And burning isn't bad at all compared to mostly everything listed in this video, or your post; if anyone would like to know why, please ask and I will explain (roasting is an exception).
Also, the difference between skinning and flaying is whether the technique is being applied to an animal, or a human - animals are skinned; humans are flayed. Whether the skin is yanked off or cut away is more dependent on how tight or loose the skin is in that particular area. An even worse version of this, practiced in ancient Persia (is anyone surprised?), I call "flaying and baking". Essentially, the unfortunate victim of this was first flayed, and then tied against a brick wall that had been baking in the sun. One side of no-skin guy gets hellacious no-skin sunburn, and the other side gets brick baked.
Lastly: Don't trust Cracked for anything; the info they post is consistently false or generally inaccurate. Metatron has videos addressing, specifically, this.
Thanks Incase brainrot pulls up in my shorts feed
Fuck, that's enough of internet for today. Got to listen to some soothing music now.
6:15 holy shit is that oden
oden isn't oden if it wasn't boiled
I was just about to say that
@Astr0080 well, not a warlord, but an emperor
@@firemrmystiktechnically a warlord tho
@@TonySoprano-oo8wd warlords are just the weaker type of a yonko
the fact we need to insert "grape without a g" just to make a historical video shows how we're slowly getting close to 1984
Yup, censorship is everywhere
Noooo screams the npc while telling you everything is fine and you are a conspiracy theorist! Noooooo
@@4thjulybd809just go back to sleep! Nothing to see here citizen!
2 years later* CHERNOBYL
I mean I'm guessing the algorithm just isn't good enough to accurately filter what would and wouldn't be a violation of company policy. Also, the company has the right to have those policies, hey man I certainly didn't invent capitalism but apparently there's no alternative, right?
On a more serious note. You can live your life making yourself paranoid about thing that may or may not be happening behind your back. Here's the thing however. Our lives aren't all that bad if we have time to be commenting about how it's looking like a dystopia without seeing any actual real consequences like, oh I don't know, your entire family sent to a concentration camp. I don't know what I believe. I don't know what is true and what is a conspiracy. But I simply see my life as it is and it's kind of fine. So why do I need to think up schemes about the inconveniences coming my way? Or the changes I'm not equipped to handle? Maybe it's true, maybe it's all in your head. So what if it is all true though? Can you do anything about it? No. So might as well commit to the leading narrative. I know I wouldn't risk my life for a truth I'll never grasp.
7:37 Let him cook💀
Literally
6:12 "Oden wouldn't be oden... IF IT WASN'T BOILED!"
I immediately thought of this reference from One Piece!
I was instantly looking for the one comment guy who understood it was Oden 🤩🤩
💀 but fr tho, Oden actually tastes 🔥
7:40 hol up let him cook
💀
Let bro cook 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Your sense of humor will never cease to make me laugh. Thank you for your dedication!
11:02 that was insane from start to finish
0:05 pharaoh's curse/lethal lava land/shifting sand land
the molten metal one just makes me go.... AUGH THAT WOULD BE PAINFUL
That's the point. It's supposed to make you afraid so you follow the rules.
Saw from other comments.
Apparently molten plastic is still popular around the globe to this day…..
Makes me think tho, wouldn't that kill off all the nerves the gold touched instantly?
Thank you for the beginner tips, I’ve been having trouble causing as much pain as possible!
This channel is way to good for the subscriber count, top notch humor and delivery, with a personal touch that brings in some unique style, really nice, keep up the good work and usage of the metric system! 😂
Metric is superior. Don't let America know I said that.
@@ChatHistoryHEY! IM AMERICAN, AND I CAN OFFICIALLY SAY you are absolutely right
1:34 as some one who works with molten metals every day, it's not that the molten gold just plugs your throat. most of fleshy things has this fun property when they get in touch with stable source of high temperature, as they dry and/or gets burnt, they shrink and wrap around the heat source. imagine instant glue that burns way more than it usually does.
The “Let him cook 7:41 “ is uncalled for 😂😂😂😂😂
I cane straight to the comments section when I heard that 😂😂😂
4:00 is just logan paul???
The Bloody Eagle sounds gnarly. Gonna use that as a warning symbol for my players in a TTRPG.
Important note: There is debate amongst scholars whether or not the blood eagle was even actually practiced. There are multiple experts in the field of Norse history and culture that claim the blood eagle is, essentially, a modern projection based upon a misunderstanding of Nordic literary conventions.
@@yayhandles Yeah, there has been zero archaeological evidence for it and I think if it were a real thing they would have found at least one body showing the signs of it. I guess it could have just been super rare but still unlikely imo.
@@georgiasoaps I mean, there are only even two alleged instances of it having been recorded in text, but IIRC both by multiple sources and they're a tad bit open to interpretation due to the verse-like construction of Nordic script.
If done to a living victim then...the lungs would expand quite a lot outside the body
Seen cartel executions do something similar. Terrifying to see
I think I need to regain my virginity to understand your comment
you deserve way more subs, been binge watching these both in bed and during the day, nice job
I'm glad you like the content! I appreciate you taking the time to watch 🫡
@@ChatHistoryme too🗣🗣🗣🗣
8:59 Good to know. 😎👍💯
subscribed at 9:47 :3 wonderful cooking show!
You have such a cutie patootie voice
I know where you live.
Sorry for speaking facts good sir @@الداعية-22
Female simp
7:15
100*C = 212*F
200*C = 392*F
500*C = 932* F
"Hold up, let him cook" 💀💀💀💀
I love the music choices in this video, nothing like hearing about manmade horrors beyond my comprehension while listening to the forest temple soundtrack
3:14 sounds like John Marston survived
Lmaoooo I hear it now
I though the monk sounded like Snowball from BFDI
0:01 you really clicked on this video huh?
Here is the TIMELINE:
0:00 - Molten Metal
2:10 - Immurement
3:45 - Death by Tree
5:41 - Boiling
7:41 - Blood Eagle
9:49 - Scaphism
Finally!
Imagine how many still think it's normal to boil an animal alive.
Mukbangers
Lobsters don’t feel it.
2:11 is that ocarina of time forest temple music!?
It is
w
None of these are as inhumane as the countless devices built to torture Koroks. Some of which I made.
Except real people really suffered these, so maybe they are a bit more inhumane and insane than your sick little torture fantasy
@@liamsilverman2713it's a joke dude lighten up
Has man gone insane!
11:51 ayoo nvr seen your face
Very human.
Cant wait to try out these recipes
🥰🥰🥰
Thank you so much
1:02 “Excessive Kissing” reminds me of death by snusnu
God no
0:22 more like iron-ic
Lol
This comment needs more attention tbh
@@Meg_Kaisbiggestfan agreed 👍
Thank you so much, I was running out of ideas
ah yes, the only history channel that is ACTUALLY interesting, do not stop, it's fire🔥
Thank you kindly 🫡
2:25 jesus that one got me
There's no evidence the blood eagle was ever actually done, it was just mentioned in a saga.
Guy at 4:44 seems like a pretty chill dude.
He is certainly something
@@ChatHistory Yeah, something from Silent Hill
10:12 i’m very high and this scared the fuck out of me
Where you being serious when you wrote this
Your videos huve such great dopamine that i went and shared the energy with my family
*" uhm I actually scrolled on this video 🤓 "*
I love your videos
Thank you Goatwin! 🫡
This is such an incredibly made video that I almost threw up! Jokes aside you’ve quickly become one of my favourite UA-camrs. Thanks for the content!!
Thanks for watching! 🫡
When you said "please subscribe" after you pulled the lungs out. Very nice. 10/10 subscribed
5:47 Witch's brew
When you were talking about "tree death" I thought you were going to talk about how they used to plant a tree under someone and let it slowy grow through their body.
Fun fact, trees aren't the plants that make the most oxygen.
Ok I bite, answer plz
@@russellnindynine5905 probably moss or sumin
@@russellnindynine5905plankton in the sea
@@rosegold-beats I’ve been waiting for you. Smart person
Your fourth wall breaks regarding the nature of those who watch your content is absolute gold.
6:22 one piece reference?
I think that one piece seen was based off that
@@harkasundas2794 makes sense
@MrUnderkill bro took you 3 seconds to respond to that how?!?
@@harkasundas2794 I don’t know
Hi, Ready. I'm Dad. 😂
blood eagle segment followed by an ad about starving children. how fitting
"ODEN WOULDN'T BE ODEN IF IT WASN'T BOILED" anyway, yes i love learning spooky topics mmmmmm
10:00 i thought he was drinking with his chin
Will watch this soon. Going to listen to this video at work like an audiobook
Ah but the visuals complete it
@@ChatHistoryThe visuals are like a DLC. You don't need it, but if you want it, it's gonna cost you something. In the case of the video and the comment, it'd probably cost you your work life because you spent too long on that darn screen.
6:10 Oden Wouldn't Be Oden If It Wasn't Boiled!
I knew someone would comment this
6:15 hummm … sounds similar to what happened to Oden from One Piece … except he was the good guy and the shogun was the bad one … poor Momo (Oden’s son)
10:26 Dunno why but the sound of a fiend from FF7 being sent back the lifestream has me crackin' the heck up.
I guess that's needed since my dad died when I was 13 and before that, i hadn't seen him since i was 10. 😂😮😢❤
what?
Damnn
The funniest part is that those ppl had no idea that their way of dying would be shown like this to us
Just started watching your videos. Really enjoying your unique sense of humor. Thanks for finding a way to express that for our entertainment
"the design is very human" guy from tik tok but in ancient times
that's gonna leave a mark!
*canned laughter*
This video really clicked on me, so here I am. It's watching me.
This really helps me add on to my “executions-I-will-be-info-dumping-about” info dumping! Recently, Ive only been able to info dump about the rat dungeon but now i know more i like barely found out abt you but these kinds of videos are so interesting to me so i will be watching all of these videos now thank you 🙏
MONGOLIA MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥
Well I'm gonna check out more of your videos. I am Wesker after all. I'm a bad guy, I do evil things very badly. 😎👍💯
WHO ELSE SAW HIS FACE I SAW IT I SAW IT 😮😮😮😮😮
I came up with a nickname for scaphism.. The persians created it so i think "Persian Spa" is a alot catchier lol.
Thank you for immediately jumping into the content, that was slick
UA-cam asked how I felt about this video-
8:03 those fuckers are calling us finnish trolls 💀
This guy is so funny bro he made my day. Goodluck my man. God bless you
I thought I've seen it all. The tree method is new to me
Nahh not the blood eagle 💀💀💀💀
This channel is insanely good.
Someone “SMOKING PUTS IRON IN YOUR LUNGS!”
Mithridates the great:”so I might take that seriously without the smoking.”
The Zelda music helps a lot at 9:26
0:00 yes, i did. Now tell me what i want to know
Not the lil bite at the Mother Nature part 5:04
I heard the blood eagle was never proven to have happened
5:41 the boiled one 😲😲😲
Grow tf up
@@GyozaGerald it was a simple satire joke sir 🥰
@@Labirift, I was thinking Oden lmao
@@GyozaGeraldbruh chill
THE VERY MEMORY OF MY FACE WILL CAUSE A MANIFESTATION OF MY BEING IN THE FUTURE, YOU WILL BE ASLEEP IN BED, I WILL BE THERE AND WATCH OVER YOU, WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE ANY PART OF YOU, WHEN YOUR DOCTORS EVENTUALLY FIND YOU, YOU WILL NOT SEE ME, BUT YOU WiLL, AND I’LL SEE YOU TOO, FOREVER, I’LL SEE YOU.
Wait is oden from onepiece based of that japanese criminal that was boiled?
Thanks, needed new ideas 👍🏻
This was… terrible… not sure what i was expecting..
CURSE YOU MORBID CURIOSITY!!!
I’m sure I’m on a list now for watching this…
i need to publicly announce that at around 3:44 i got a cooking mama ad
is that bong bong