The Stanley Parable "Raphael Trailer"
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- Опубліковано 28 лип 2012
- This is an actual email that the team received a few weeks ago. The Narrator thought it was too potent not to respond to.
This is also a perfect time to announce that the Narrator is taking questions from you, person on the internet! Email your question to askthenarrator@galactic-cafe.com and if he sees something in it perhaps he will respond.
This youtube channel will contain all of those videos and more. For more info on The Stanley Parable, direct your internet to www.stanleyparable.com
I love how Raphael perfectly gets the point of the game and yet utterly fails to understand it. It's The Raphael Paradox.
Might want to call the haunted bike for this one then....
Thats so meta
wat is?
Raphael is a actual person
Raphael probably wrote the Confusing ending.
Fascinating. Scientists have now discovered how to put a fedora into the form of a sound file.
May someone PLEASE explain all of the fedora jokes on this video?
That American Narrator The joke is that modern fedora wearers are arrogant twats spending all day on Reddit who think their IQ is in the 200's and they have deep emotional thought, when really they're morons with flowery language who hate everything and try to seem deep about it
SuperHamsterhuey And in fact, they aren't even wearing fedoras! They are wearing a trilby hat!
Eric Miner Hats aren't the reason that these people are so annoying, it's just a trademark they have. Trilby or fedora
Eric Miner Haha, I was about to leave the exact same content before noticing yours. It's hilariously true.
back when cookie9 hadn't obliterated the narrator's ability to brush off criticism.
LMFAOOO
That's foul brudda 😂
As a female, I cried at the shoes and also the shopping part I finally feel understood!
no you didnt, because of course women are unable to feel emotions. Obviously!
Finally.
_s h o e ._
femstanleys be shopping!
I love how the narrator was making fun of the dude
Your name is literally James stop catfishing
As a girl, this trailer overwhelmed my emotions, and I had to be hosptialised.
How am I supposed to go shopping now?
ebonyspiral You can shop on the phone.
someone's rather offended, seems a little illogical, dare i say it *emotional*
You truly are less logical than us guys, some might even say blissfully so.
lol
Well that's rude.
I bet Raphael didn't like the Broom Closet Ending either.
What a hardass...
TankTaur Raphael pissed, because Narrator, in a broom closet, call him fat, stupid and very very ugly)))
TankTaur i did
But the Broom Closet ending was my favorite.
Some people dont even know about
When Raphael said “I literally can’t do anything in this game.” I was like yelling at the screen saying: “that’s the point of the whole game”
I said the exact same words, the amount of endings this game has is just outstanding
@@Otamatone69 19 in the og, and 42 in the new version if im not mistaken
@@Bamburfix my god, I need to play it
@@Otamatone69 Did you get the Bucket Broom Closet ending?!? The Bucket Broom Closet Ending was my favourite!!!1!1!1!
@@e-cap1239 I did, loved it
In The Stanley Parable, if you type "Raphael" into the command console, every word in narration is replaced with Stanley
That's what you get lmao
oh I get it
OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW
THAT'S WHY, I THOUGHT RAPHAEL WAS SOME APRIL FOOLS TEASER UNTIL I SAW THIS, THAT'S SO MUCH FUNNIER
stanley is repeated all the time by the narrator
Is it still in the Stanley parable ultra deluxe??
@@nutellie_was_here no
It doesn't run on source engine so you can't activate console
Guys, don't forget the fact that they customized a a ton of shit just to troll this guy
The Caliber I know I'm 3 years late, but in the full game they also actually added a console command for this guy (just "Raphael" in the console and it makes any/all of the narrator dialogue just say Stanley)
For some reason, that command never worked for me.
OMYGOD SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT hahahahah now that i know the origin it's HILARIOUS 😂😂
Holy shit you can almost feel the fedora on this guy.
You were sensing his fedaura.
***** 10/10.
***** *slow clap*
Lee Sutton Oh good, the slow clap function made it in to your potato.
I love your profile picture!
"In this new version, you play the ghost of a dream of a memory of a cyborg warrior trying to find his dead wife inside of a poem."
I'm absolutely dying at this.
I love how you can hear the Narrator trying not to laugh while reading Raphael's dialogue, especially during the "I accomplished nothing" bit
It sounds like the narrator was grinning the entire time.
probably was
Of course he was; he's the narrator of The Stanley Parable
You could tell when he said "Stanley was repeated all the time by the narrator" he was trying not to laugh
PLEASE RATE YOUR EXPERIENCE
Especially during the email part
I have taken the liberty to write every single emotion down at 3:06
Nausea
Angry for no reason
Peckish
Spurious
Deep existential dread
Just groovy, man
Like a virgin
Tempted into grand larceny
Catlike
Late for work
Emotionless
Wondering what's for lunch
Thinking about umbrellas
You are Spiderman
Afraid of the number 18
Dead
Near dead
Dead accept for your knees
80's training montage
Moving to Spain next month
Clive Owen
You are at the beach
Being buried alive
Wanting to start a Brazilian Pachinka company but ultimately unsure the economy will support it
Oneness with the universe
Oneness with other universes
Having a mustache
Orange
Down in the dumps
Down but out of the dumps
Up and beside the dumps
Cheesecake hangover
Loved by ducks
Bad at grammaer
Spacious
Are you honestly pausing the video to read this entire list?
Why??
Being hunted by your cyborg father
Swallowing a whole tire iron
Wishing you had a third arm
King of the bees
Confident-ish
Un-prepared for next Tuesday
All over next Tuesday
Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch
Thank you for this. XD
LAWLZ
Well done!
GayGamerGeek You stole my name... Kind of...
Crazy Geek Gamer If by stole, you mean, add glitter and made it fabulous a year before you created yours? Then yes, I stole it... kind of...
The game was very emotional. Do you know how much I was crying when I was clutching my bucket while the narrator demanded me to toss it into the bucket destroying machine? I was devistated, but held through until we left the world together.
Edit: I didn't realize this video was 9 years old.
Hilariously enough, this did touch on the same thematic topics that Ultra Deluxe did.
THIS IS ME WHEN I HAD TO THROW THE DEMO MUG IN THE TRASH 😭
10
this trailer came about even before the original game came out
Im still reeling from the death of bucket, I may be a man but I have the emotionality of a blissful woman
"the ghost of a dream of a memory of a cyborg warrior trying to find his dead wife inside a poem."
Every anime ever.
To be fair, if ghosts can be infused into bicycles and cyborgs, a poem doesn't seem like a bad place to look.
It's funny how close that is to Johnny Silverhand
@@TheGIJew. I was about to comment cyberpunk
SETTINGS:
Irony Level: High.
*Dies*
You win!
Shit, I thought that the Irony Level was set to Maximum. :I
Well, that was one of the emotions on the list.
"[COMPLAINS ABOUT THE ENTIRE GAME] overall your game is on a good path!"
"...I think."
Around 0:48 you can hear the subtleties of the narrator trying to hold back laughter behind his voice. I love it.
The fact that they made an entire tech demo to reply to an email like this to advertise their game by advertising a game that doesn’t exist-
This was a whole new level of marketing 9 years ago and I still struggle to wrap my mind around it
to reply to an email that doesn't exist*
@@gotgunpowder The email does exist. They even had to ask for permission for it to be included in a trailer.
Raphael, why did you take the time to create over a hundred alternate accounts and dislike the video?
Well, they did piss him off at the end.
Miroware Because he is a very emotional man.
well the game dev created an new trailer just to mock him, so yeah....
I think Raphael needs to get a life too.
Grant Gryczan *319
"Are you honestly pausing this video to read this entire list?
"Yes"
"Why??"
"It's funny"
+Bruce Wayne seriously im going to make tuesday my bitch
Toby Nimmo æ
Bruce Wayne Stanley!
I am king of the bee!!
I feel orange about this comment
0:39 You can literally listen to the smile of amusement in this man's voice right here while he reads this LMAO
IKR
Raphael didn't seem to get the staircase ending, that'd give his emotions a run
Or the broom closet ending (which is my favourite!1XD)
@@dan-gy4vu OOOH!!!1 D1D U GET BR00M CLOSET END1NG T00??1 ITZ MY FAVORITE!
dan I find this very concerning.
SonicFon I find this very concerning as well.
@@fishfood8711 much concern was felt for two random human(?)s on the internet(?) that day.
"In this new version, you play the ghost of a dream of a memory of a cyborg warrior, trying to find his dead wife inside a poem" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^^ AAAAAAAAAAaaAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Ever seen red versus blue? One of the characters I is the memory of the memory of a man
Damn dirty blues.
someone should REALLY make a game about it and make a stanley parable reference in the middle
This is like the ultimate troll response to game feedback ever. And it's surprising how Raphael went out of his way to describe everything bad about his experience.
In the most unhelpful and vague way possible
(lets make fun of this guy, he seems like a bit of a looser, how else can we feel good about ourselves)
He didn't describe anything! He spoke his emotions repeatedly, somehow managing to be more offensive with every iteration!
and then ahd the audacity to say that he wished them luck and hope they did well, invalidating his entire diatrbe and sending mixed messages
@@TheGreenTaco999 he is a loser.... Or a child
"Cheesecake Hangover" sounds like the perfect emotion I want to experience
Can confirm, it's great
I love the mocking tone he reads Raphael's comment in.
He always sounds like he's about to burst into laughter
That explains why if you type "Raphael"into the console all the narrator says is "stanley"
but what happend if you add mission impossible theme?
STAAAANNLEEEEY!
I am very disappointed, and I believe all sophisticated ladies agree with me.
There were no shoes in The Stanley Parable.
Ugh.
This is outrageous.
I'm not even a lady and I completely agree with you!
Darn it, i agree. I am a dude, but darn it! If i look down i can't even see my shoes. I loved those shoes.
Not having them is a huge disapointment D:
Screw ebola, get working on those shoes!
IANDURBECK EXACTLY!
Why care about ebola when there is much more important things to think about, like shoes in The Stanley Parable!?
You are a very clever young gentleman.
Rebecca W I FOUND SHOES! In the "you're crazy" ending, when it shoes you on the ground, YOU ARE WEARING SHOOOOOOOOEEEES!
i am also a lady, but the only thing i care about is brutally dismembering people. unfortunately the stanley parable lacks this important video game element as well
I guess Raphael will live in spirit with Cookie9 and the rest of the steam reviews
The amount of salt in this video would put the Dead Sea to shame.
"I am very logical, but also very emotional"
Yea, and I am very nervous but also very calm.
+Roberto Nome Logic and Emotions are not opposites :|
thatguydownthestreat They kinda are... Ur brain have them separated between two sides. And whenever you want to think totally logical, you usually got to put ur emotions aside
Roberto Nome no emotions are spread throughout the brain. Most of the sections are evenly in the middle even. Besides, emotions are the reaction to stimulus, they are themselves a type of logic.
+Roberto Nome thatguydownthestreat is right; logic and emotion are not opposites, in fact if they were one wouldnt be able to look at emotions from a logical perspective, but you can, for example if you were to hit someone ramdom on the street chances are that person will get mad, you know this not because of statistics but because of logic.
Well, fuck off. Stop ruining my sarcastic comment
One of the emotions on the list: "Are you honestly pausing the video to read the entire list?"
Fuck...
another says "wishing you had a third arm"
Read this quickly, and I honestly thought "Fuck" was one of the emotions on the list.
My favourite was the last one, "I'm Going To Make Tuesday My Bitch"
Grim Eclipse I can read it without pausing.
Actually I slowed it down. I didnt pause it. Also the next one is "Why?!"
"Oh my, is it 4:30, I'm going to be late for my back - sack and crack."
"I had absolutely no free will!"
*Bruh do he know how many goddamn endings there are to this game*
You NEVER have "free will" in a video game, only choices allowed by the developer, that's the whole point.
@@laplongejunior ok.
@@laplongejunior even when you break the map using glitch or try use cheats the game have a ending for it
@@Jpx0999
Because the creator thought about it... no free will, then.
To my knowledge, there's only one unintended ending, where you manage to trap yourself instead of reaching the Escape Pod.
@@laplongejunior I disagree, many games allow for emergent gameplay that the developer didn't necessarily expect, but didn't intend not to happen, either, and I don't see how that is any less free will than free will in the real world is.
Literally every one of Raphael's complaints is an intended game mechanic:
"very emotionless game" - A game all about emotions, not directly, but about cold, hard realities about powerlessness and predestination. if it doesn't touch your heart at least 26.4 times you're dead inside
"someone else's hallways" - That's the main point of the game. Are you in Stanley's hallways? Are you in the Narrator's hallways? Are you in the other Narrator's hallways? The dev's hallways? What do they represent?
"absolutely no free will" - Stanley have no free will by himself. The Narrator and the player compete for control over this character only to find out they are all as predestined as him.
"no way to change anything" - It's a game about choices and what they really mean in the end on a grand scale. Spoler alert. Nothing.
"no power" - There IS no power in the Parable.
"Your game is very good at letting [the player] they can't do anything" - I agree.
"narrator dialogue too much" - He is the only thing guiding you, and he gets off on it because it makes him look powerful. On many endings, this cover is blown and he is revealed to be as insignificant and self-delusional as you.
"Stanley is repeated all the time" - Stanley is nothing but an office worker. Some insect on the face of the earth with no significance. A puppet. A Stanley.
And yeah, I'm done.
Kappadaniel That was a Determination Emotion Booth. OR perhaps an Absent-mindedness Emotion Booth. Obviously.
I dont think Raphael did anything to stray from the story, I bet he followed the narration to the dot. Hence why he thinks there are no choices or free will. I think the whole point of the game is free will (in a bioshock sense: it doesn't change anything)
Exactly, but the whole point of the game is APPARENT free will.
You can stray from THE STORY, and exercise your free will...only to realise that that is accounted for and scripted too, which makes the narrator at first angry, because he took comfort in commanding things... But then the narrator realises that there is no free will for him either and the second narrator kicks in. And all she does is read stuff from a piece of paper about the others herself...
It could also be a sly comment on video games, or just games in reality. A game does not really accomplish much does it? Games are just used to while away time, and to fill what would be otherwise empty hours with entertainment, but are empty beyond that. For instance Minecraft gives the illusion of free will, and yet everything that you do in it is utterly meaningless outside the game itself, yet it is built in a way to make it matter what you actually do in it, even though it is a game without end.
RaveCastle But what you build and do in real life is meaningless inside Minecraft as well. You can gain ideas in either world and use them in the other.. you can meet people in either world and meet them in the other. While playing Minecraft you aren't much in the real world, and when offline you aren't much in Minecraft. And if anything, you won't respawn in real life..
This man's voice...
Oh, god...
* melts *
***** I know... the reason I can't stop playing. MMMM EAR CANDY ^w^
***** That sucks. That's why I got a new laptop, my old one was from 2001 and was like a brick. A big, fat, useless, stuttering brick.
***** Aw shoot man I'm sorry
Im the
Last guy your like will get up
James Marcus Gabriel (rips through screen) *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
'Don't be like Raphael'
I am tempted to send an email with the same pretentiousness as Raphael's hoping it would conjure up a similar video to this
I love how Narrator still sounds the same 9 years later
Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley. Stanley...
Kevan Brighting is a brilliant pisser-offer.
+MiroTech Software In the background is the Mission Impossible music and I'm just doing my best not to explode laughing at this.
SorinGames u serios kidding me?
My device thinks "Stanley" is "emily"
+lee yi xian This is the story of a loading dock named A. Loading dock A worked for a company in a big building where he was loading dock A. Loading dock A's job was simple: He opened and closed his door to allow delivery vans access to the company's boxes. Orders came to him via a remote control pushed by his manager, telling him how far to open, how long to stay open for and when to close. This is what loading dock A did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, loading dock A relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And loading dock A was happy.
The man who wrote that email wore the biggest fedora and trench coat. The email itself had a fedora.
Every single letter in the email had a fedora.
Seb Bro And their fedoras had their own little fedoras, and a trench-coat to top it off.
Abd as he typed the letter, he was cold, even with his trenchcoat on, so he just put on some fingerless gloves, and grew a neck beard.
I can feel the bristles of his neckbeard with every syllable.
My PC started billowing vape smoke as The Narrator read the email out. UA-cam then suggested a supercut of _My Little Pony_ videos.
🎶Stanley.
Stanley.🎶
🎶Stanley.
Stanley.🎶
🎶Stanley.…
My goodness i love this trailer so much i love the narrator so much 😂😂😂😂
I could listen to that for hours and days and months, had years gone bye? Stanley no longer had the ability to tell.
My favorite emotion is "Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch"
3:08
"Dead except for your knees"
"Alive with no knees"
"Alive but only knees"
"Are you seriously pausing the video to read the entire list?
Why?? "
I love this so much!
Clive owen
I'm going to make next tuesday my bitch
You are at the beach
*You ARE the beach*
Seriously, I'm gonna make next Tuesday my bitch
This is possibly the funniest troll in video gaming. I sincerely hope that "Raphael" was a real person and that the letter quoted here was quoted accurately. This trailer is a massive sick burn to whoever that idiot was. ^_^
Raphael is a real person and that is a real email. It says so in the description.
And it is very reliable information, because the Narrator always speaks the truth.
It's not real read the description they said it's not real it's the first thing
Bisqwit aaaaah its u
Guys.
At the end of The Beginner's Guide, a very emotional game, it states "For R."
Raphael wanted an emotional game, so that's exactly what Davey, creator of The Stanley Parable, created.
good thing Raphael didn't ask for a skip button :)
:(
I like how you can hear kevan laughing abit
I don't think it is humanly possible to have a more mocking tone of voice than when he's imitating Raphael ;)
***** STOP. Your poor grammar and spelling puts the REAL Cave Johnson to shame. Get out of here and don't ever come back.
***** Bad Luck Alexis: Writes a comment on UA-cam. Is the only person who +1's it.
Narrator is THE best
MisterGutsy108, It really isn't.
And thus, Raphael became a god within the Stanley Parable. Earning his own trailer, emotion booths in the demo, and a cheat in the game just for him.
And he has 252 youtube accounts.
His cluelessness inspired a lot despite it seems. In fact, I think that line about the antipiracy feature joke might've been a not-so-subtle insinuation that Raphael pirated the real TSP?
Raphael’s potent sexism is just.
Ough, so good.
It feels like a parody of itself
Because it is lol. It's fake.
@@gotgunpowder nope! Its real
Raphael went for the Freedom ending and thought that was the entire game.
I want the Raphael Parable to be a real game
Youre not alone my friend... youre not alone
ua-cam.com/video/N1aBohtb4vI/v-deo.html
What's wrong with the STANLEY parable? Unless..... YOU wrote the email........ You're emotional!
Man, a guy need his emotions. Like rafael said, we are logical but very emotional as well.
Surely was joking, I know we guys are trained by society to not be emotional but we are,very emotional and is reflected in the # of suicides In males vs in females. and yes Rafael.
"Did you ask any girls to try out your game? I ask because they are blissfully less logical than us guys."
????????????
How can you be so obnoxious????
That was an actual email they got.
Raphael clearly didn't get the point of the game.
***** Oh, I know that it was just an email. I'm just baffled that an actual human being can legitimately type out those words in that order without god reigning lightning down from the heavens.
Becausd he can with no real recompense. But i see where youre goin
Twirl Wink god bless the internet lol
Fuck you Raphael by all women xd
How can anyone complain about the presence of Kevan's voice?! I could listen to it for hours!
Same
"because they are a lot less logical than us guys"
*well that escalated*
@Aurum Mercury it's not sexism. It's just wrong way to tell that there are more people with bad logical capabilities amongst women than among men.
Никита Стариченков isn’t that what sexism is...?
@@ahli64 it's only sexism if it's not true.
@@user-ns5di9on9n Ah, found the sexist person.
@@user-ns5di9on9n Congrats, you played yourself.
"Are you honestly pausing this video to read this entire list?" Damnit caught out again xD
"Why?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOL omg you got them
S Clair Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch
S Clair Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch
Viandante Solitario FCK you Tuesday's mine
The Narrator's way of saying "You're a bitch, Raphael". :)
its his fancy way...
It takes a lot of tact to make other people wish you told them to fuck off.
He was the original Cookie9 wow
I was waiting for this comment.
The virgin Rick and Morty copypasta vs the CHAD Raphael letter
You can hear Narrator trying not to laugh.
I played on Raphael mode with Heart Touching mode enabled and now I have crippling depression and
need psychological help :(
I played it too and now the doctor says my heart was punctured and I will die ina few...
Your profile picture doesn't fit your comment
@@GewelReal does it have to fit the comment? also you have a fake verified check mark on your name so you can go away now.
did you get the broom closet emotion booth ending?
This is the level of pettiness I live for
Still can't believe this man predicted Cyberpunk 69420
As a great man once said.
"A game that lets you do anything is a game that focusses on nothing"
who said that?
Ben "Yathzee" Crosshaw
so.... a quote that you pulled out of your ass?
Sir Foop
Too bad Yahtzee himself lost sight of proper analysis (if he had much to begin with)
@@FraserSouris No he didn't.
-Nausea
-Angry for no reason
-Peckish
-Spurious
-Deep existential dread
-Just groovy, man
-Like a virgin
-Tempted into grand larceny
-Catlike
-Late for work
-Emotionless
-Wondering what's for lunch
-Thinking about umbrellas
-You are Spiderman
-Afraid of the number 18
-Dead
-Near dead
-Dead except for your knees
-Alive but with no knees
-Alive but only knees
-80s training montage
-Moving to Spain next month
-Clive Owen
-You are at the beach
-You are the beach
-Being burned alive
-Wanting to start a Brazillian Pachinko company but ultimately unsure that the local economy will support it
-Oneness with the universe
-Oneness with other universes
-Having a mustache
-Orange
-Down in the dumps
-Down but out of the dumps
-Up and beside the dumps
-Cheesecake hangover
-Loved by ducks
-Bad at grammar
-Spacious
-Are you honestly pausing the video to read this entire list?
-Why??
-Being hunted by your cyborg father
-Swallowing a whole tire iron
-Wishing you had a third arm
-King of the bees
-Confident-ish
-Unprepared for next Tuesday
-All over next Tuesday
-Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch
Thank you
Doge is Gina youis why Doge is Gina Steenkamer Moniek Falke is Gina Steenkamer Moniek Falke is Gina youis why Doge is a dead meme
theres your daily dose of nonesense
JOAF Nonesense Doge is not dead, we're hiding in a secret basement ;)
+Doge is Away
Doge is dead
What else i can say except you´re mom gay?
I wish i read this before pausing the vid and struggling to get that last thing on the list lol!
i like how they made an entire trailer and map just to piss off some random person
The narrator always listened to criticism well, first with The Raphael Parable, and now with The Skip Button
"This place has shoes! I love shoes! Oh. My. God. Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!" -A Woman
This video is hilarious and I've watched it many times but...technically The Stanley Parable has everything BUT shoes
+Ash holy shit I love this comment
*****
Yes
+Strudae² I am a woman and I hate shoes and shopping, so xD
....
"Seriously, I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch"
I love that entire list.
did you catch "are you honestly pausing the video to read this entire list?"
Taylor Lange oh yeah the second time i opened the video.
The Cookie9 of his time.
UA-cam recommending videos 9 years later, and yet still worth it.
In this new version, you play the ghost of a dream of a memory of a cyborg warrior trying to find his dead wife inside a poem. Now I want to play that....
+Dalek Cleo But he is also a beloved samurai!
+Dalek Cleo It sounds like something from Fallen London. Well, except samurai and cyborg parts, they don't have them there.
+Dalek Cleo Metal Gear Solid 2 is the closest equivalent that I can think of.
+Dalek Cleo Hang on. Trying to find his dead wife inside a poem... That's the plot of that mediocre Dante's Inferno game from a few years ago!
It’s like FFVII mixed with Metal Gear mixed with Silent Hill at the MINIMUM
Dissed the game, insulted women, then somehow praised himself.
No matter how much he tried to 'cushion' the blow at the end, I still couldn't take the guy seriously because of how douchey the first part was.
(on another note: I'M TOTALLY SHARING THIS VIDEO TO THE WOOORLD)
I just facepalmed at everything he said
+KizuRai
*Dissed the game, insulted women, then somehow praised himself.*
Maybe he's Trump? XD
@@ecchidragon8038 you had the whole universe laughing.
It says "gullible" on the ceiling.
Still waiting for them to announce The Raphael Parable: Ultra Logical and Emotional Deluxe
I'm SO glad this made an appearance in the Memory Zone in Ultra Deluxe lmao
This is masterful trolling, holy shit. This is brilliant.
"This place has shoes! I love shoes!
Oh. My. God
Shopping! Shopping! Shopping
Shopping! Shopping!"
It was Pharaoh A classic line.
TROLL in the comments! There's a TROLL in the comments!
No, he's quoting the video.
MGRacer it's not sexist, you are just weak. women won't get triggered by that.
Doge is Away yeah they won't get triggered because it's true every female I've ever met has loved shopping and shoes so they cannot deny that
Treatise. Manifesto.
Good thing Raphael didn't say this for Ultra Deluxe or the Narrator would've listened seriously.
I wish he narrated my life. Alas. I'll have to settle for being Stanley.
I would have him narrate my life even if I had to be called Stanley.
"Shut up and take my money!!!"
No emotional moments?
FOR FUCKS SAKE: THE FREAKIN SPACE ENDING.
+Bass-D C the "not stanley" ending, he was in TEARS.
+Bass-D C Guy says the game made no emotional connection with him... proceeds to talk about all of the emotions he felt when playing the game
I never found that one.
So when players no clip they'll see a giant sign saying "Please rate your experience"
*That's actually quite smart*
So this was an ACTUAL email they received? Oh god
There’s no way
It's real email
Raphael parable: a game where you can do LITERALLY ANYTHING
Don't you mean Garry's Mod?
Or Second Life, or modded Sims 3 or Minecraft, Roblox if you're gonna narrow down the options. Never played Garry's Mod. You say you can do literally anything in it?
TheDevstar2000 No, you can only roleplay
Hey its a game
Did you expect creating something real without WORKING? and while PLAYING?!? a video game that isnt real...
I dont like it too much and find them boring but you know why minecraft or garrys mod or games like that are boring? Its because you have no goal
But in minecraft this is even worse cuz all you have are baby cubes and servers where all the lil fortnite players are admin and are talented for someone
But those are the only exceptions of creating while playing (mostly if you can code some addon)
The most interesting thing about this letter is the part with "Had you have any girls play this?"
I just... why did you come to the conclusion girls can´t be logical? HOW!?
+nieengel he's a terrible person overall
C'mon man, do not just write such hard judgements like this about a person you (probably) dont know :(
Poslouchajici meh
Yeaaaah,No, not really.
www.fitbrains.com/blog/women-men-brains/
While yes, men use the left side of their brains more, women actually use both. So they aren't only as logical they're also more empathetic.
Also there are lots of women I am sure are stronger than you.
There are biological limits, but those are only relevant if both parties train strength at the same level.
So yeah, actually the writer of the letter was right in saying women are more emotional.
"Are you honestly pausing the video to read this entire list?"
Yes 😎
Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!
I feel somewhat orange about this trailer.
I am the beach.
+bullsquid42 Seriously, I'm going to make Tuesday my bitch about this video.
This video makes me feel alive but with no knees.
+179marioyoshi971 I feel alive but only knees.
+bullsquid42 i'm spiderman and i beat the game on raphael mode
"Seriously I'm going to make next Tuesday my bitch"
Moutassem Kassas,
Said the game
Now we just wait for the cookie9 parable
Raphel's the kind of guy who doesn't realize he can go right.
I like how Raphael became the second biggest villain of this game without ever actually being IN the game..
Type "raphael" in the console and play the game :D
"Game doesn't have enough emotion", so it's followed up with The Beginner's Guide, that made me cry my eyes out.
"In this new version, you play the ghost of a dream of a memory of a cyborg warrior, trying to find his dead wife, in a poem."
Am i the only one who is making a double-take at this years later, and instantly making the comparison to Cyberpunk 2077 and fuckin' Johnny Silverhand?
Stanley is even called a Samurai
Hey, Raphael! Open up the command line in The Stanley Parable and type "Raphael". I'm sure this will make the game much more enjoyable for you. They created this one command just for you after all, and named it after you. It must make you feel very special, doesn't it? So, why not check it out now?
How do you open the command line?
The squiggly line below the Esc. Key.
Raphael is probably embarrassed as sh*t.
He's probably pissed off now because of the narrator repeatedly saying 'Stanley'.
Ryan Williams So true. xD
Raphael is torn on the inside. His logical side wants to accept the criticism, while his emotional side is deeply hurt... and wants to fill that void with shoes.
He probably appreciates the attention.
I wonder if Raphael just got the freedom ending and didn't realize there was more.
3:08 It really really REALLY makes you feel like you’re Spider-Man.