I went to prison and died almost immediately
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2024
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0:00 - Intro
1:09 - Deepthroat's Demise
15:19 - The Life of "G"
23:33 - Downfall of Dorkus
I went to prison and found out it's not quite as friendly of an environment as I was expecting. I got beaten within an inch of my life multiple times. Anyway, follow me on Twitch :p
#gaming #funnymoments #streamhighlights - Ігри
G's story was truly sad. He was arrested for attempted murder, but wanted to live life right in prison. Studied the dictionary for hours and had dreams to get smart enough to use the computer. Fell in love with his roommate, and while they had their ups and downs, they planned to bring baby Diesel into the dangerous and nasty prison-world. Its too bad he died from explosive diarrhea in the bathroom.
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Poor G :(
@@arzkaful1 More like... G
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It's a story we can all relate to.
"Amass a fortune of $250 by tomorrow..."
"Oh buddy, amass some bitches, get out out my face" 😭
Fire comeback
Dorkus started out as a living nerd emoji, and ended as Walter White. Murdered one warden in his sleep, got away with it. Then when he shot the arm of the next one in public, he had such a reputation nobody snitched. Absolutely legendary. Even had a haircut change like Walter White.
“JESSE WE NEED TO COOK”
Truly the greatest character development
In addition, he also went out in a blaze of glory with a machine gun, just like Walter White.
also he was doin drugs for money
WE NEED TO COOK JESSE
So fun fact: Intelligence increases your odds of winning court cases, so Dorkus' constant victories weren't as insane as you might think.
It also makes deepthroats victories all the more impressive considering his toilet brain
Wow really?
@@notyourdaddude1957 you betcha..
g lived a life akin to a 17th century scholar, he got really really smart and then got dysentry and shat his brains out
Bro… 😂
This needs more likes bcs I cracked tf up at this 😭
Tycho Brahe moment
@@keygenlain don't forget his moose
btw cute Felix pfp
Gay lover and all
Dorkus is the type of inmate to say "gosh I really hate the warden" in front of him and then say "ermmmm he's right behind me isn't he"
And then slide him 200$ to forget about it
"I've never lost a case in my life." -Man in prison
charborg's dastardly deeds have finally caught up to him...... i can't believe he blinded all those people with his shiny head
charborg was ordered by the court to wear a hat outside at all times in order not to bring down any planes or cause car accidents
Can we get a dedicated streamer jail where we can lock Charborg up along with Jerma and Schlatt?
That's what he wants you to believe. He actually went to prison for kidnapping his chat and driving them out into the desert.
@@MunchingBeets yeah I was one of them
@@seanfiedler8139 I hope you testified. Caulk deserves justice
14:46 I think we can all agree that was a pretty badass backhand throat-slice
badass way to go out
Depthroat throat
nah fr
Dude was smoking on his pack 😂😂😂
@@yungblossom8084 standing right over his dying body too, thats devious
"Just because a man is carrying a machine gun, it doesn't mean he plans to use it as a weapon" lmao I can't this game is fucking golden
yes
@@GangstaGoose what
@@InternetAntagonist I answered to someone and he deleted his comment xD
a rather based sentence from this game
Lol yes machine guns are allowed to be held by prisoners lol
there was such deep crime baby lore in g's part of the stream. crime baby's true name, diesel, and origin story as a lowly little newborn, crawling out of g's dead corpse and being born into a prison toilet. 10/10 moved to tears
Can't believe Crime Baby's origin story is that he's a product of mpreg
@@ediblemonster4219 charborg condones mpreg as an official charborg holy practice
Fuckin Diavolo backstory
@@ediblemonster4219 LMAOO
“You think I’m scared of a Machine Gun”
So anyways, I started blasting
😭
Top tier reference lol
- Last words of someone that died to machine gun fire
"Buddy, amass some bitches" that still has me laughing
Frrr😭😭😭😭
25:45 "Hm yes but can you crush.. him?" *guards foot flying*
Cracked me up harder than I've laughed in a while 😂
xD
From kidnapping chat away from thier real homes and taking them on a roadtrip to being sentenced to prison,
Charborg is a strange man.
the manliest man to man
He's an alien 👽
Well that’s what happens when you get caught after kidnapping all of chat
Im genuinely impressed how these games have so much dialogue, makes more immersive than most AAA games
Mdickie the creator has always been a gameplay over graphics guy
@@Nightengale537 the graphics honestly add to the charm
@Boon2000 yeah his latest is the wrestling game chrbrg plaued
They put passion in their game. Rather than doing it for money, they make it enjoyable.
how is reading the same text prompt from 3 different characters immersive😭?
Too bad Deepthroat didn’t live long enough for us to watch him become a wrestler 😔
What about his long lost brother, Doggystyle?
@@godofsteppingonlegos Maybe their nun sister, missionary, can get down to business?
@@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod what about his uncle bondage?
@@noahlunnen9161 What about their distant cousin, hand holding?
@@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod What about his step-brother Rim Job?
30:43 the turn around into the sucker punch that left Dorkus flying off the chair and letting out a blood curtailing scream kills me
Charborg on MDickie games is genuinely some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. KEEP IT HARD CORE!! COME ON, DO IT, COME ON, DO IT!
I think he should play the zombie game next
@@Burke896 was there extra lives on PC? I don't remember
@@dementia4452 idk
@@Burke896 i checked there's no pc extra lives sadly
@@dementia4452 i hope MDickie remakes extra lives for pc
I was really hoping you'd play this since your first wrestling empire stream. YIPPEEEEE
i'd love to see him play more of this!
Charborg even showed interest in playing "The You Testament"
@@Logger1010 MDickie Games are a blast! I'd love to see Charborg play more of them!
Super City Especially
I love how the guard who said he was gonna make your life hell ended up trying to encourage you to get an education. This game rules
Still can't believe how old this game is, it feels so much like something a modern Indie dev would make lmfao, it's memey as hell in all the right ways
How old is it? I figured it looked somewhat new
@@sitfish1113 2006 baby
I just read this same comment and went to the replies to see if anybody asked how old it was lmao
@@wlf-hly damn, for some reason i thought it was pretty new
“Oh buddy, amass some bitches”
-CHRBRG 2022
Chad
the last dude reminded me of Breaking Bad. Dorkus was a clever and peaceful man but unfortunately he broke bad and started killing wardens in order to rise his reputation.
I am so happy he's playing this. I wonder if he's brave enough for the you testament.
Everyone is gonna lose their minds.
I literally cannot wait
please
he did 😁
14:46 my man really hit him with that anime esc finisher lmao
I like how G had a pretty normal life in prison and ended up dying to a viral disease.
33:09 ''Let me just fix my hair then i'll beat your ass''
This quote goes so hard
Yeah. G caught a disease from that warden in the library. if you ever see a guy just falling over for no reason, don't get near them. you'll get sick.
Ah yes, logic.
Inmate: *is carrying a weapon*
Guard: "Pls put it down"
Inmate: "no"
Guard: _Hmm, what should I do? He has a weapon and can injure me greatly with it. Hmm....._ "Oh yeah? You think I'm scared of that gun? Pffft, hahah-"
[Machine Gun firing]
Dorks was literally that one kid who’s parent is part of the PTA and funds the school because he has like 3 guards on his payroll guarding him.
44:14 that was pretty badass when Dorkus punched the guy and the guy dropped the gun and Dorkus just CAUGHT GUN THE MID AIR GUN AND SHOT HIM
MDickie definitely has a style that sticks out. I'm glad you're playing more of his games though!
*has a single pixel of health left*
“Yea I got him scared”
So proud of charborg for finally being comfortable with a face reveal!
"Just because a man is carrying a machine gun doesn't mean he is planning on using it as a weapon"
Exactly. I use my machine gun to cook bacon. Just wrap it around the barrel and open fire. Before you know it that bacon is delicious. Machine gun officer? No sir this is a portable bacon maker.
"It's an accessory"
I have surgery in the morning and a 50min CHRBRG video is exactly what my brain needed before bed lmao I love this
Good luck with surgery and recovery!
@@drew2510 thanks!
Get some rest! Good luck!
I'm your surgeon 😈😈😈😈😈
Get well soon!
I'll always love the fact that instead of using the blade of the katana to kill deep throat, he used the back to clothesline him. Class
loving the longer ones, and this is already a favorite series from you.
Anyone else think this first dude is exactly what Charborg will look like in a couple of decades?
Hello jeremey .
baldborg
I really hope he keeps playing these games, they’re hysterical.
The part where dorkus hired a cop was just PURE COMEDY
3:52 The way he said that with the NERDIEST VOICE POSSIBLE was so glorious
28:20 the gulp you hear in every cartoon when the protagonist knows hes about to get in trouble
I’m in such a mdickie binge right now! Been replaying through most of the pc and mobile games recently. And just when i was starting to feel disappointed by the lack of mdickie games videos on youtube. Here you are! With some hilarious gameplay😂 thanks mate! Right place right time🤙🏻 new sub right here🫡😄
3:29 He says as he let's the "new boy" to rest his weary head on his chest as he talks to him. What a nice guy. =D
ah yes, another exciting vid from charboi, he even inspired me to make a fish pfp.
im also hoping for more rimworld videos in the future, keep it up.
I’m so happy that Chrbrg likes the creator of this game!
The way my longest lived character died was being gunned down right after lockdown was announced trying to traverse to the East block from the hospital where he made medicine and improved his life.
Holy shit that was some terrible RNG for deepthroat
Dorkus is the story of a old man that loved chemistry that broke bad and got to jail, in there he continued to sort chemicals and drugs but then he realized you have to get you hands dirty sometimes. He once was at the top, money reputation and really smart, but he got a downfall. Breaking bad 2
This is my favorite prison game for the sheer chaos of it. Just a complete madhouse of irrational violence - and every time I see someone play it, they end up turning into a murderous lunatics themselves. Fantastic video of a fantastic game, I just wish you'd take better care of your health and sanity before going on a rampage.
I've never seen anyone get this lucky with the judge in this game.
*Shoots the entire prison and the inmates with a machine gun*
Judge: He didn't hurt nobody.
Legend has it, Char's A button is still stuck to this very day.
The hit at 39:40 never fails to make me laugh 😂
A tale of three men, so many twists and turns in there attempts for success and freedom, a story for generations truly. Deep Throat, the stupid fish out of water who fumbled his way through the prison. G, the realest of the three with a tragic and honourless demise. Finally Dorkus, criminal mastermind with the prison in his pocket, a man who's quest for revenge was ultimately his downfall. Shakespeare honestly😂
Charborg first and most deadly mistake in that game was to believe that the warden actually care about the other inmates
Also I remember playing an 2d mobile version of that game, the machine gun were op as hell since they never ran out of ammo and the 2D make hitting your target easier, you could literally wipe out the entire prison if you got the time and were careful enough
Great video; I laughed, I cried, I went berserk and did a pile driver on my P.O.! Thanks for the inspiration, hopefully the judge understands it was all a huge misunderstanding.
Been hoping Char would get around to this after his wresting misadventures. This is going to be good.
Also, I love he left in the HARDtime main theme during his intro. It is...unique. 😅
yes brooo, perfect timing. I can now watch this as I fall asleep and eat ice cream sunday treat cheat dessert. char's voice is soothing and help me sleep
17:16 Bro gulped my sides are in orbit 😂🤣
Just found your channel yesterday, I will be heavily binge watching your videos for the foreseeable future, this is amazing
47:07 he died a legend, a rebel, not a snitch, and a very rich man.
The voice acting he's doing is top tier honestly.
38:00 this is the exact moment when Dorkus become breaking bad
"bro you think you hard I'm in this joint for terrorism" thats a keegan-micheal and jordan peele sketch if im not wrong 17:08
Charborg Videos cheers me up when im feeling sad or am just bored of stuff from regular YT stuff.
dorkus straight up had a stand for an hour
Mdickie hads always been my favorite game developer, his game hads been always so fun to play and funny
You don’t know how happy I get with these longer videos
"I've got my own rules to uphold, I've got no time for yours" *bangs gavel*
The transition from dialogue (while in a choke) to a body slam and 3rd-person control is impressive
God this made me feel nostalgic, surprised people still play this game. I remember watching Uberhaxornova play it back in 2014, good times.
Deep Throat looks like if someone tried to clone Danny Devito but something went terribly wrong.
Agree 100%
I love how G is just the guy in the poster but in prison lmao
I think Dorkus is the furthest I’ve ever seen someone get in this game
The people in the court dressed up and cheering like they are at a football game is everything.
I haven't laughed this much is so long I was out of breathe.
you made me spit out my drink twice "whats his star sign?" "SNickers look to your right buddy"
deep throat is a true prison name, this guy was destined for the big house
I love these videos! Im not sure who created these type of games but i use to play school days on my phone and boy was it fun and funny. You deserve way more subs, you're really entertaining and im enjoying these long videos.
I'd like to think those people in court are just chat siding with charborg for the content
G's suicide by toilet was probably the greatest thing ive ever seen in a video game.
I love this series so much man!! Thank you!
9:01
"You think I'm scared of a machine gun?"
*instantly gunned down*
This game is so much better detailed and has many dialogs than Hard time 2d (Hard time mobile)
Facts I wish M.Dickie would port the 3D one to mobile it’s far better than 2D
charborg had an anime battle with how many times he talked to the guard
hes like "not feeling too good" then immediately chugs an open bottle of beer he found on the bathroom floor in a prison. that'll help.
28:55 That was cinematic. It was like a moment of truth for Dorkus. Get back into violence as he looks at the MG or get to do something better with his broken life as he looks at the door and then back at the weapon. He decides to be the better man for a little while.
I'm so glad he's playing this
28:25 E-012 hit him with a Delayed Megaton Punch
When warden/bodyguard backs you up from the drug abuse guy,that caught me off guard
This made me laugh I’ve been needing it thank you char for giving me this funny ass video please more
I just want to point out that Dorkus was doing great until Charborg started randomly shooting people
"yes but could you crush him" is so badass
it warms my heart when ever i see this game pop back up in my feed
good to see how realistic the court is in this game
Good thing charborg hired Saul Goodman as his lawyer
The nerd personality that he had on his whole video is really funny
I love how little everyone is affected by the presence of a prisoner with a machine gun.
I remember playing this game when I was a kid, so weird to see someone playing it on UA-cam.