The TERRIBLE Turbo Movie...
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This is the worst DreamWorks movie. It is bad. It is boring, bland, cliche and weird. Did anyone watch this in the cinemas? Do you remember how this film goes? It's the early days of Ryan Reynolds. And somehow having a stellar cast - Samuel L Jackson, Maya Rudolph, Micheal Pena, Ben Schwartz, all sorts of people! But with it being one of the least impacting DreamWorks project ever. Let's dive into it now, for the TERRIBLE series...
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...Yep. That was about as bad as I expected. Though I was surprised about the small little moments I actually have praise for! It doesn't save the movie or anything, but it was a wild ride from start to finish. - Фільми й анімація
Honestly it wasn’t even that bad. It’s just forgettable. Nothing wrong with it, you just watch it and it’s over.
And you'll have to if you wanna remember the plot at all.
Man really "nothing wrong with it". If that's true then it's a perfect movie 🤷♂️
If anything just a bit boring
I guess the movie did its job then if the movie is pretty much done by the time ya watch it, gotta go fast lol
Honestly I’m shocked it came out in 2013. Feels like yesterday that these types of movies were all the rage...
I actually enjoyed watching turbo, it was kinda plain but back in 2013 this was the shit
This and Thor The Dark World are why no one remembers 2013
It’s a cult classic
Idk why but I would re-watch this movie so much as a kid I nearly memorized the whole script
fr, and I remember playing the mobile game of this movie, that was a banger
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*All this movie taught me is that if I go into a car engine, I’ll become faster…*
*Now I’m in the hospital.*
2 months ago?
@@justcasuallygaming9680 Yeah
That caused genuine laughter. *clever girl*
(That’s a Jurassic park quote if you don’t get it, you uncultured swines)
Dude it only works on snails.
@@florians9949 It's a joke you unnlightened fool
"worst film DreamWorks has ever made"
2024-Megamind vs the Doom syndicate: allow me to introduce myself
This video was released 2 years ago back when Megamind 2 wasn't even announced
@@Moulikyashno shit
@@MoulikyashThat's why it needs to introduce itself, its new. They're saying the phrase didn't age well 🤦
This movie is very nostalgic to me. I feel like that drowns out the negative traits it possesses
fax
Cult classic
@@Eivissabelle machine
Definitely
I feel like this movie could have been so much better but honestly looking at this without nostalgia glasses it’s honestly a very generic film the concept is good but the execution is horrible
I was 10 years old when this came out, and saw it in theaters at that age. As much as I regreted it to this day, I feel like I was the right target audience for this kind of film back then.
yeah i remember watching this nonstop at my dads house when i was kid, idk why but i LOVED this movie
@@Whywasthisadded same here
I fell asleep halfway when I watched it in theatres and second time I watched it I felt so confused
yeah
@@Whywasthisadded HYPSIE CULT
I just realised how much the movie is a metaphor for itself. The one guy is like "I've got fast snails! This will make us money" and everyone else realises that that's probably not enough.
You forgot to mentioned where this movie got two product placements:
-Firestone
-Chevrolet
Wouldn't really call it terrible, it'd call it inspiring but illogical
But you gotta praise the film for it's visuals, when I saw this in the theater the animation AND the flashing lights were awesome
Also they absolutely nailed the look of Indy
yes
And the addicting song "wow that's snail is fast!" That was my shit in 2013 as a kid 😂😂
You’re joking right? The movie was complete dog ass
@@15Candles Fr bro I used to vibe on that song lol
While Turbo is quite a guilty pleasure for me, it doesn't excuse the fact that this is literally Dreamworks trying to cash in on Cars.
But hey, cars 2 was more terrible than this tho
@@toastyboi8737 bro how?
@@projectsilvio3522 I guess it has to be James bond element in a kid movie
@@projectsilvio3522 it didn't feel like a racing movie. Even when it tries to, Cars 2 immediately fails with its constant spy theme, which makes Turbo a much better Cars 2 to watch.
How do you know that?
I can't hate this movie just because of the nostalgia it gives me. I loved this movie and i always will.
same and I do remember had a turbo toy from McDonalds from years ago
Same bro
This movie really made me think that drinking nos would make me fast 😭
I thought going into engines made you fast 💀
Fun fact: Snails have an open circulatory system, meaning blood flows freely around body cells. So this shot, 7:14 - 7:19 is impossible. Also, 2:45 Chet is Turbo's brother, not friend.
It's a fucking movie about a snail that can go fast, what do you expect
@@liamgamboi5569 TRUE
@@liamgamboi5569 An impossibly turbocharged open circulatory system.
@@purpleemerald5299 what?
Isn't it clear that Dazz just doesn't care about the relationships between the characters in this movie. It's the equivalent of giving a really boring main character some sort of nickname when reviewing the movie they star in.
I honestly love Turbo.
Another nostalgic movie my parents made me watched in the living room to keep us from going crazy. I found it super entertaining, and 100x better than the bee movie. Yeah, sure, I feel like if I hadn’t been forced to watch this, I probably never would’ve, but it’s very fun and I love it for that.
Could not agree more
i’m glad someone else loves this movie
Bee movie is so much better
@@CoasterKrazy13 Did you actually like the romance plot between a human and a bee? It's bee-stiality
@@CoasterKrazy13Naw bro the “villian” of that movie was literally the only normal one, it had a good message I guess about how important bees were but like…c’mon..you CANNOT tell me that woman was not insane when falling involved with a LITERAL BEE
"Yeah Morty, of course I dumped those two crows, they were only dragging me down.."
"It's just me and THREE CROWS NOW!!! WOO!! THREE CROWSSSS!!!"
AAAAHH AHH BIRD KILL IT ITS EVIL!
That “cars tuck and roll” joke is one I laughed at, even though I definitely shouldn’t have as a Cars 3 fan who understood the dark implications of the joke
Say what you want about the movie, but the Netflix series, _Turbo F.A.S.T.,_ is a real guilty pleasure of mine that I still revisit every now and then.
Edit: Also, you forgot that *Turbo does get his powers back because his shell healed.*
They really go all in with the 'they are _bugs_' concept for the TV show, resulting in a ton of memerable characters and locations that are all mini sized.
I like the movie better but Turbo Fast was alright
I remember watching it on boomerang, it was pretty great tbh
Yeah, the show even had some cool original characters
I distinctly remember one episode where they met a praying mantis (or something like that) I somewhat remember their design but I don’t remember anything else. Good times…
Actually, I've always liked Turbo. I'm just content with VERY simple films like this. Also, I tend to like a lot of movies most hate(ex: Space Jam 2).
So you like The Nut Job and Emoji movie?
@@royalpain9281 they probably dont like the emoji movie but they might like the nut job
I like cars 2 for some reason we are the minority
@@GremlinJohnny I like the emoji movie,
No kill me now for this (actually dont take this literally, plus you probably dont know what place in the philippines I live in)
@@royalpain9281 certainly not Emoji movie, and The Nut Job was alright
This reminded me of how some kids in my class for their final project in chemistry tested if you could indeed make a snail fast: it did not. They didnt die from it one of the classmates did accidentally kill one of the snails unrelated from the experiment
I looked at the thumbnail and all I thought was "wow that snails fast!"
"Wow, that snail is fast.."
I wish we had some media where the person the main character looks up to isn’t a mean or evil guy. Like they might not be all they are cracked up to be but they are still nice and supportive to the main character.
not exactly what you're saying, but Gustavo from Ratatouille wasn't a bad guy!
bigwell from robots
Dude that's really not that rare. If anything I'd say more films have that than the mean mentor.
Ezylryb from Guardians of Ga'hoole is like that! He states it himself in the movie. He's no warrior in shining armor, with the moon rising behind him, but he is trying his best to do what's right.
My Hero Academia
Fun fact: In Turbo (2013), 4 of the actors in this film were in Marvel movies. Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) and the Deadpool films), Samuel L. Jackson (multiple movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe), Michael Peña (both Ant-Man films), and Paul Giamatti (The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)).
Michelle Rodriguez (The Fast and The Furious Films and Avatar (2009)
Fun Fact: actors can appear in multiple things
@@JosiahRobert14 Like Chris Pratt and Charlie Day from The Lego Movie starring in the Upcoming Mario movie.
Marvel movies have done irreversible brain damage to western audiences
Oh yeah and one of the snails who I forgot is SONIC now!
You sure he watched the movie? He said turbo loses his powers but he uses them before the credits. I watched a clip out of curiosity
He temporarily Lost them then regained them
This whole notion that Turbo is “terrible” is pretty new to me, I’ve never seen people talk bad about it until recently and honestly the movie isn’t even bad. It’s actually pretty cute to me and does it’s job imo. I just don’t think they put as much passion into it like other movies like HTTYD, Shrek, and others. Which just makes it feel forgettable sadly.
"This is the worst Dreamworks movie."
Boss Baby: Hold my bottle.
Boss Baby 2: Hold my bigger bottle!
@@ladypool1404 I haven't seen Boss Baby 2 and I don't plan on seeing it. So I'll just take your word for it. 😄😅
I think I actually figured out why The Boss Baby isn’t that good of a movie: like most DreamWorks movies, it’s based off a book, but the book is a book for little kids(as in it’s one of those books you can finish reading in about a minute). And there’s a major difference between the book and the movie. In the movie, Boss Baby is actually a boss, but in the book, he only acts like one.
@@ladypool1404 that's not even close to the worst movie
Meh, there's definitely an even worse one: SHREK 3.
I feel like the problem with some Dreamworks movies is that they usually have interesting concepts but are terribly executed. We’ve got Turbo, Monsters vs Aliens
There isn't a thing such as terrible DreamWorks movies
@@RoseQuartz692 Shark Tale: Hold my badly animated Will smith fish
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Shark Tale was good
Ngl monsters vs aliens wasnt that bad
@@RoseQuartz692 It really wasn’t
i wasn't even ten when i saw this movie in theatres convinced by my father who told me this was the next way of doing Cars movies. I didn't except much, just kid's things like the snail called McQueen or Doc in form of human. as soon as the movie started and i read "Dreamworks" i just knew this was not going to be Cars. And that's how it went. Really cool animations and literally nothing emotion at all. I completely forgot about it in two weeks
It’s not a bad movie. It just feels too forgettable.
I actually remembered this movie quite fondly, but it has never been on the top of my thoughts
I loved this movie and actually motivated me for a long time, I have it on Blu-Ray, but I'm interested in your opinion so I'll give this video a watch
thats exactly how i feel
Ur pfp is cute
@@julpie thanks
Same
You have read my mind
16:34 He's honestly never "bad". I was waiting for a moment where Mbappé sabotages the race, cheats or attempts to kill Turbo right there (before the race) but no. He's just competitive and who would wanna lose to a snail on nitro steroids.
15:02 even though she literally reinforces the shell to withstand Turbo's power
I'm speechless... I loved the movie back in 2013, it was one of the best animated movies my parents would let me watch. I watched it a couple weeks ago with my toddler, and yeah I did see a bunch of flaws but I loved it and the toddler loved it. Also the casting of so many of my favorite actors, just count how many actors from marvel there are in that movie. Also the kid who was like Sid in toy story was the coolest side villain who got put in his preschooler place, and yes I said side villain and I will continue to think of him that way.
@@nkbujvytcygvujno6006 they did, I loved that one too
I remember liking this movie when I was 6, and I swear I thought it was a really good movie, and then I rewatched it... safe to say I was blinded by nostalgia.
But its not awful. Just eh
I remember playing that one Turbo game.
@@krio1267god i loved that game
The moral of the story is that you won’t be able to achieve your dreams unless you consume car fluids.
Seeing this as a kid I just loved it because it had fast stuff and race cars, but watching it again recently I now see there's a lot more of it too, it shows that anyone can follow their dreams no matter how big it is or how small they are as long as you put your mind to it, thus Underrated and one of my most favorite DreamWorks franchises
The shells of the snails are the coolest part of this movie. And maybe the powers
Doesn’t a snail shell look like a turbo😂😂
This film felt like Dreamworks trying to make their own Cars, but without the charm.
@E . A This is a snail doing a race in IndyCar
I remember watching this when I was 6 back in 2013. I was at my cousin’s house watching this movie and being so fascinated, when I rewatched it, it felt boring. Guess I was blinded by the nostalgia of this film
this is some of those movies that you really love as a child, but starts seeing how bad it is when you watch it as an adult
I actually really liked this movie when I first watched it. However, I don't think it hasn't aged very well, more suited to that era of the film industry.
this was genuinely one of my favourite movies as a little kid , and to this day , i still have no friends
When Turbo said it's turbin' time, he stood up and turbed all over the place. Truly the most movie of all time.
turbintine@@TailsDollOS
As a car enthusiast, I thought Turbo was pretty good. To be fair, though, I DID have a problem with:
1. 6:53 There wouldn't be that much empty space in a car engine.
2. When Turbo is injured in the Indy 500, he's somehow WAY faster than when he was totally fine.
Honestly, if the movie maker was intending to capture typical "Car Guy" interactions, this sadly is accurate.
Most Car Guys only respect speed these days. That's why at 9:30 the MC looked down on the other people who in theory "Have his same interest"
I have never been in a more self-destructive, more "I'm unique, but wait, you like what I like? no you don't. You're not as cool as me" kind of community than Cars.
I actually quite liked this movie, I'll need to see it again to see how it's held up.
Honestly, i remember this movie being great, people can bash at it all they want but this is so nostalgic to me i cant see it as bad, and after rewatching it, theres no need to hate it, its just a movie, and one of my childhood favorites.
Edit: I fixed my grammar
Edit 2: 16:22 if i remember correctly, they didnt let him in, their best marketer and racer said give them a chance. at least watch the movie first, dazz
To you it's a guilty pleasure? That's nice :) It's cool that you can appreciate a movie despite his flaws.
@@ladypool1404 thanks :D
I used to love this movie so much
Man if I saw someone hate on my favorite movies, instead of inspiring us, I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE WORLD AND SEND ALL OF THEM DOWN TO HELL UNTIL THEY START LIKING IT
My point exactly.
I feel as if everyone's over analyzing these kid movies and just picking then part from part just to attempt to bring it down for some unorthidoxed . And while im all about having your own opinions, to call a movie TERRIBLE is just uncalled for and excessive.
I just feel as if movies can be great on their own without comparing then to other completely different movies.
It's a movie about a snail drinking nitrous and racing cars for hells sake.
The fact that Mr. Ryan Reynolds himself, was able to do TWO DreamWorks movies in one year (this and the Croods) is kind of impressive and insane (in a surprised way)
It’s definitely not terrible, or even bad, but it is forgettable.
STOP I WAS OBSESSED WITH THIS MOVIE 💀
I thought this movie was really charming when I was younger and still think so today, very creative and yes a lot of clichés but well executed. Also Chet and Theo are brothers in the movie not just friends. 😂
BRO CANNOT BE SHITTING ON ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MOVIES
That snail appears to go at a faster acceleration than normal
I watched this movie when I was younger and all I remember is the fact that there was a original song written for the movie and all the lyrics were just a loop of a kid saying "woah that snail is fast!" I don't know why that stuck with me but it did
I remember watching this with my family, it’s very memorable for me for some reason. But now that I look back at it I think it’s not as good as I remember it, and not that good at all.
The Word you are looking for is: Generic
It’s a cult classic
Wow let me guess you call turbo generic but the cash grab movies that is released today that follow the same formula must be masterpieces right?
I wonder how much kids drank windex to become turbo💀
Imagine complaining about the concept of a cartoon movie
In the days before my parents would let me go to the cinema by myself, my mum would come with me to watch every new animated film that would be released. Turbo was the one time that my dad came with me instead because it was about racing.
When I heard the name “Turbo” I thought it was going to be a movie about King Candy / Turbo’s backstory and man… I was disappointed
I actually really enjoyed this movie growing up lol, especially when this came out at the same time as Frozen, and that movie is the bane of my existence nowadays.
Growing up is realising your childhood movies are shit and being disappointed in the actors you like now for contributing
This movie isn’t really that bad it kinda tells us a lesson to never give up on your dreams because if you work harder then you can accomplish anything.
You mean fall into a car and gain superpowers. Jk still a awesome movie in my opinion
yea but that sounds cliche
I saw this movie in theaters, and I absolutely loved it
This movie brought me and my brothers closer, when chet was on top of the crow and said to Theo/turbo "my little brother never gives up, that's the best thing about you" even the whole ordeal about Tito and Theo chasing a crazy dream, with everything against them. Me and my brothers love Turbo, it's a great movie!
Aw man, here I was enjoying clips of snail racing until this random dude told me it's terrible
6:53
never noticed this before, but he's sitting right on top of the crankshaft.
HE SHOULD BE SPINNING AT AROUND 10,000 RPM.
That is supposed to be in oil
And Nitrogen is injected as a liquid onto the crankshaft instead of into the combustion chamber
Haha so true, the directors did not know how an engine works
I, and suprisingly many others, really liked this movie. Yeah, sometimes the movie moves 'like a snail', but the parts that I like are amazing, and it looks really good in parts ngl!
The inside of an engine has oil. He also couldn't have gotten into that part of the engine because he first got sucked in with the air that then mixes with the fuel and ignites it. So he double dead.
"You know cars can tuck and roll too"
Dude DUDE you can't just do that that joke rattled me down to my soul
Turbo is nostalgic for me.
I laughed extremely hard at the snail gaining superpowers from essentially overdosing on whippets.
You gain immortality
But a snail will chase you till the end of time and if he touches you you both die
The snail in question
This movie would've be unwatchable for me if it wasn't for Taco Man Tito who actually made me sit through the whole thing. Still this movie although pretty mediocre is pretty nostalgic to me.
I thought the movie was ok, as a kid I liked it quite a bit. BUT THE SHOW! Omg, the Turbo Fast show was freaking hilarious, I love that show shamelessly👍
And now that was removed from Netflix…
@@MrOpMan343 I know, it's a crime they did that😭😢
Dazz, there is a better way to watch this movie. Just imagine this entire movie is just a hallucination caused by Vertigo while fighting Deadpool. Then it suddenly becomes the best movie ever.
Man an ad just rickrolled me before watching this video💀
This movie was a part of my childhood, same for the Netflix show and I just really liked it a lot when I was younger
I remember watching this movie at the cinema as a kid. What I am happy about is that I completely forgot everything about it, which is ironic since I've always liked anything related to racing.
The only reason why I kept being reminded of this movie nowadays was cuz I found out a few months ago that Turbo is literally just a pun related to the name of a sea snail. I'm serious. Look it up.
No, its because tuned or race cars often use something called a Turbo. A Turbo forces more air into an engine. These "turbo's" look kinda like snailshells. Thats the pun. The part that makes the car faster looks like the subject of the movie
@@bruinesuiker3870 Exactly what I’m trying to say.
The fact that this review made me remember how good this movie is xD
I'm surprised that with that cast, they didn't scrape together the funds to replace the Indy 500 with Formula 1
Petition to make this movie the Morbius of Dreamworks history where we meme it to death despite it offering little sustenance as a film
I remember this movie! We watched it a lot, it’s been years since I’ve thought about it
See, this is so funny to me, because Turbo was one of my "movies i watch repeatedly because we own the dvd/ they r on netflix" in my childhood
I was 11 when i saw this in a THEATER with my lil brother and my dad, my brother was 7… we both thought it was a funny movie but now i gotta feel bad for my dad cuz he had to sit thru this in a theater😂
I actually watched this at a drive in theater when I was younger. It wasnt really that terrible.
I remember this old iOS game where you played as a snail named turbo and you had to like tilt the ipod to steer him… shit was fun
Why Turbo didnt just sit on a car during the race until the last lap and take the win, i will never understand
Wouldn't that be considered cheating?
3:24
Daz: you know cars can tuck and roll too right?
Also daz: puts in McQueens crash in cars 3
i remember really liking the movie back in the day when i was 7 years old. really strange to disscover how bad the movie acctualy is
I remember Turbo being one of my favorite Dreamworks movies of all time (mostly because I was into racecar driving at the time) before How To Train Your Dragon changed my life, and while it's not my favorite anymore, I still look back on this movie with fondness and remember some of the more positive things about this movie then the negative, and the Netflix TV series Turbo F.A.S.T is suprisingly pretty good...at least the first season is.
Okay tbh this might be the first UA-camr ad that actually worked on me. Likewise seems so kuch easier than googling whatever I wanna watch to find out where it is.
I don't think this is the predecessor to the famous quippy Ryan Reynolds. Without looking it up I'm fairly confident Van Wilder came out before Turbo.
I remember watching this film as a good. And it’s so clear that if the story had just been tweaked in some places this could have been a really good film. Like you’ve mentioned a couple times, they had some really cool shots. Not to mention the star studded cast. And yeah the film’s animation style isn’t too bad either.
In all honesty I remember seeing that movie when it came out and from what I remember, this movie is just it’s okay. It’s like the kind of movie where when you have completely forgotten about the plot,characthers the whole thing, then it’s kind of enjoyable. It’s not one that you can watch over and over again and still find yourself laughing or still be entertained but you can watch it again, just minimal laugh a downgrade to chuckles I’d say
I feel like this movie should have taken a lot more notes from Real Steel than Cars.
I remembered this waaay differently. In my memory the snail got hit by a tire, broke his shell, and lost the race
No, Turbo won by a long shot, if you count his eyes!
I watched this film in a really bad hotel in France, middle of nowhere after breaking down 5 times. We ate slightly microwaved food and several of my teeth fell out whilst watching. It was really cold
Simply put, I think this film cursed me
F
This movie came out band in July 2013. Obviously my favorite part is TS IndyVar at the Indy 500. How ironic, the Indy 500 is tomorrow!
Remember, this man is getting mad at a movie about racing snails
i loved this movie as a kid and still dont mind it today, maybe it grew on me after watching it back to back on 6 hour car rides but still pretty good
This movie really isn't that bad, and I do have a soft spot for it because I live in Indianapolis about 4 miles from the Speedway, so it will always hit home for me.