I know that sends me everytime. And when he cancelled on Kevin to go to the opera and when he was giving him the ticket information he spelt out his full name🤣🤣 ends me
"To put a fine point on it, ya boy is turnt". It is so hard picking out favorite parts in Holt compilations. That one got me to make Jake's happy face though.
My favorite is DEFINITELY and Kevin’s all like “hey man, IM LEAVING FOR PARS” “then go already! I don’t care 😌 💅 “ but I DO CARE and now I’m like w h e r e ‘ s *k e v i n*
“Terry it’s a 5 degree difference, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!” Finally a character recognizing hyper specific eccentricities and not just playing off like literally ever other sitcom
Really sad that his iconic "meat... from the street... sounds like a treat! Ha. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I was rhyming those words." Was not here.
Holt: "I'm a Human. I'm a Human male." Before this video: Ha, that's funny. After this video: I'm 99% sure Holt is a Terminator sent back in time by the Resistance to make sure Jake becomes a great leader.
you missed one of imo the best lines where gina (i think) goes "would you tell the sky to stop being so blue", and holt replies "yes i wish it were tan. it's my favourite colour, it's no nonesense"
"why? i'm a human. i'm a human male" LMAO
He is bluffing
That’s exactly what a bot would say!
I was waiting for that clip 😂
That's honestly the best moment
@@razvanefros411 at 3:38 i think "hello kevin, its me raymond holt" is the best, they've been married for years but he still has to explain who he is
I always laugh so hard when he introduces himself, first and last name, to his husband.
It's always hilarious
I know that sends me everytime. And when he cancelled on Kevin to go to the opera and when he was giving him the ticket information he spelt out his full name🤣🤣 ends me
Pahahaa that and when he texts people ‘dear ----‘ ‘sincerely Raymond holt’ even if he only texts one word between
‘Hello Kevin, it’s me Raymond Holt
thats their domestic nicknames did you not know
"you don't have to sign your texts"
"Dear Jake,
Noted.
Sincerely Raymond Holt"
@Kaden Waller And many's favourite, me included!
The correct approach would be tell him it's inappropriate format when both parties are familiar
Andre is such a good actor
Cyborg*
Android*
Record player*
**artificial intelligence
Radio*
Andre Braugher is such an incredible comedic actor. His casting as Holt is perfect.
It's almost jarring seeing him in any other role, and I love it
I saw him on SVU after watching nine-nine. I couldn't stop imagining him as Holt in the show.
"To put a fine point on it, ya boy is turnt". It is so hard picking out favorite parts in Holt compilations. That one got me to make Jake's happy face though.
👌
My top two, tied with that one is:
- "It's one bund to none, son!"
- "There's a [bleep] storm going to rain down on you, punk!"
Whoa! Of all the comments I've made, I didn't expect to come back to this one and find 770 likes. Thanks y'all.
@@knockoffmjolnir4864 You're welcome, legend!
My favorite is DEFINITELY
and Kevin’s all like
“hey man, IM LEAVING FOR PARS”
“then go already! I don’t care 😌 💅 “
but I DO CARE
and now I’m like
w h e r e ‘ s
*k e v i n*
"i wish he would turn the radio down" WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE I DIED
same it's one of my favorite moments
Is this music? I love music! T-there's no music..?
THATS MY FAVORITE ONE SKDJSKSK IT GETS ME EVERY TIME
I aggressively LOL'd honestly.
The fact that he thinks THAT is pop music is hilarious and only we understand
"ouch.. you ran over my front.. I am in.. incredible pain.." my favorite line from this video
It was foot but yeah lmao
@@cherryleo4994 and that's on auto correct
Could've edited
@@orlandot1538 cool and?
@@inkiaio1616 just saying you could've edited your original comment to the actual quote it all, nothing more or less
Holt: go razmataz. go razmataz. go razmataz.
Other horse: *wins flawlessly and victoriously*
Holt: I lost everything.
I read this comment as that part was playing 😂😂
Lyuba Ebbs same
Thank you for that play-by-play, I was so confused until you cleared it up...
@@TheCptCoy you are welcome :-3
*“It’s Bugle-Boy, winning by a head!”*
“i wish he would turn the radio down” IM CRYING
i don’t get it
Szlendak there’s no radio it’s the perp singing. Holt doesn’t realize people sing for fun.
@@carolynl3933 Actually Holt thinks all rap music sounds the same so when he heard Kyle rapping he thought it was a professional rapper on the radio
“oh nothing, just uhh, enjoying.. a taste of my favourite beverage. the s o d a p o p
“Terry it’s a 5 degree difference, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!” Finally a character recognizing hyper specific eccentricities and not just playing off like literally ever other sitcom
Hello Kevin
It's me Raymond Holt
I canNOT
This was my mum's favourite line. That and anything Tim Meadows says
He called his husband by his petname.
“To put a fine point on it… your boi is turnt.”
Really sad that his iconic "meat... from the street... sounds like a treat! Ha. I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I was rhyming those words." Was not here.
I say “I didn’t even know I was rhyming those words” all the time now
that part would be perfect if he said “I’m a poet and I didn’t even know it”
@@zahra-md6oc no that’s part of the joke
... but it happened anyway.
"I lost albums of many treasured memories"
Also holt: "if you love them you'll remember them"
this is the best thing ive ever seen
Same
why did i read that in holt’s voice
@@polly-nc9cy same!! "this is... the best thing I've ever seen"
"If you love someone..you'll remember what they look like" 😂 LMAO!
The monotone voice is really convincing.
"go razzmatazz
Go Razzmatazz
*Go Razzmatazz"*
"I've lost everything"
what if Holt is really a robot created by Kevin because the real Holt died while pursuing the Disco Strangler
omg i-
No thanks
I didn't know it's was possible to do angst with b99 istg 😭
I hear "Disco Strangler" in Holts voice 😂
Damn that would be dark! But Kevin doesn't have the engineering prowess to do it himself, so he'd probably hire someone to do it for him.
The 3 dislikes are WUNTCH, JOHN KELLY AND THE DISCO STRANGLER
Haha that’s amazing
Ah I forgot. He doesn't really have any beef with the Vulture, right?
also Frederick (he still not move on with wooden duck thing)
Wunch is dead
The Foxter 5 BAGEL
My favourite is “ look at that, you’ve helped me find my smile” the proceeds to stare blankly.
“Oh. Your non-adult is at our place of work.” - Captain Raymond Holt & Me any time that happens!
“I am a human! I am a human male!”
Gets me every time
"I wish he would turn the radio down"
Gets me every time
“To put a fine point on it, ya boi’s turnt.” I’m definitely quoting that one.
"Ouch, you run over my foot, i am in incredible pain"
All with a poker face
holts the funniest character no cap
Holt: "I'm a Human. I'm a Human male."
Before this video: Ha, that's funny.
After this video: I'm 99% sure Holt is a Terminator sent back in time by the Resistance to make sure Jake becomes a great leader.
Why are you giving them ideas to end the series
@diva bhardwaj but Then it would end
@diva bhardwaj season 7 ended there's gonna be an eighth
holt: if you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. also holt: 3:38
They’re cherished memories of people he doesn’t love 😜
Hey, Holt was in a pretty ingenious disguise, there's no possible way Kevin could have realized who he was just by literally looking at him
i really wish you’d included “it appears i’m getting a text message. bloop.” one of my favorite lines
finding this channel has made my quarantine and revamped my love for this show, thank you :’)
Rianna DeLumen aww thats the reason I made this, Thank YOU❤️
“What type of food is a McNugget? “
I love how he shows emotion without showing emotion we stan😌✊
your non-adult hadhhadhhdhd
"And what kind of food is a mcnugget?"
"a.... paella?"
0:14 your boys turnt
A flavorless beige smoothie is the PERFECT food. Also, the pictures of the family thing also makes perfect sense.
"Have no fear Mr. Rap is here and he will drink 3 beers."
"I wish he would turn the radio down."
That one dislike is Madeline Wuntch.
"if you love someone, you'll always remember what they look like."
"I lost many photo albums of treasured memories. I am devastated."
Way to go, dad
Is this Brooklyn : Become Human the game?
As if David Cage could write a character so deep
I adore Captain Holt so much, I hope Andre enjoys playing him as much as we enjoy watching him work
One of the funniest characters in television history
"You know what would make a great movie, a one where the hero sits with his friends and talks about the emotions" the breakfast club
Terry: what’s wrong with pictures?
Captain Holt: If you love someone, you’ll remember what they look like. 😂
Greeting his own husband by "hello Kevin, its me, Raymond holt" 😂😂
The “I wish he would turn the radio down” ALWAYS catches me off guard and I ALWAYS laugh
Aaaa same
0:32 that reminds me of Avengers: Age of Ultron when the team meets Barton’s kids and Tony says “These are... smaller agents?”
"thats roughly 32.81 feet"
bit more exact than rough but sure, holt.
If Holt weren’t in such a hurry and was trying to be very exact, he would’ve said 10 meters is equal to 32.808 ft or 32 ft + 13/16
'REED AND WEEP'
"Its my favorite joke of all time"
This media content is thouroughly enjoyable.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
"Ouch. You ran over my foot. I am in... incredible pain." My all-time favorite Holt line
"ya boys turnt" will forever be one of my favorite scene from this show 😂
Nobody :
Captain Raymond Holt *introducing himself with his first and last name to his own husband*
Legend has it captain holt has never made past the “I’m not a robot” tick when signing up for stuff
Okay but the moment when Holt tried to relate to Jake with the whole hero talking with his friends movie was super cute and wholesome
“Notify me when your done, via bark”😂😂😂😂
“Kevin it’s me Raymond holt”
Holt is a masterpiece of writing and acting. What a delight!
"Chadder, you betrayed me. You can explain yourself later. Return to my office!"
My all time favourite😂
I love Holt so much. And I really love him when he is drunk 😂
those dislikes are captain holt, because.. he’s human. he’s a human male!
4:48 rounded to second place of decimal and says roughly. Gets me everytime I hear it 😆😆
ya bois turnt
"Terry that's a five degree difference .......YOU'D BETTER FIGURE IT OUT!"
I laugh every time at this one.
2:04 he would be perfect in wall-e
“Then I learned trigonometric functions, like a *big boi* “
"Ya boi is turnt." is officially my new favorite quote ever.
I wonder how many times he made each scene. I try to say his lines and I burst out laughing
"I am devastated"
1:57 I always had that thought too!
If I could drink all the nutrients I require daily, I would do that! It'd be so easy!!!
When he says like a Big Boy I die 😂😂😂 I love Holt so much
Unironically a movie where a hero sits down with his friends and talks about his feelings sounds pretty good
"Hey man, I'm leaving for Paris!" 2:21
_sounds definitely like Kevin XD_
I would love to see Holt and Spock in the same room together.
“If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like”
Captain Raymond Holt
“Notify me when you’re done, via bark”😂😂
"yes, children are wonders"
Andre needs an Emmy someone get this man on a Vince Gilligan show
Now i'm like, _"Where's Kevin??"_
"To put a find point on it, ya bois turnt" I never laughed so HARD!!
“Notify me when you are done. Via bark.”
you missed one of imo the best lines where gina (i think) goes "would you tell the sky to stop being so blue", and holt replies "yes i wish it were tan. it's my favourite colour, it's no nonesense"
Holt is my spirit animal
"and then i learned to do trigonometric functions in my head...
like A Big Boy."
that sent me lmfao-
Captain Holt, the worlds' greatest straight man. ( see what I did there ? )
This comment deserves more attention
"hello kevin. it's me, raymond holt."
"they are puppies" thanks
I lost it when he said “really made yourself at home here” after Terry tilted the dog 🤣🤣🤣
andre it’s such an amazing actor
Terry, it's a 5-degree difference... YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT is *my* favorite joke of all time.
I love kyle haha. And it’s hilarious that holt thought it was radio
“Good oranges; nice and dry. Not at all ripe.” 😆
“To put a fine point on it - ya bois turnt.”
"ya boi's turnt" NEVER NOT HILARIOUS
“To put a fine point on it...”
_Ya Boy’s turned._
You take that back! Beans are delicious
"if you really love someone, you'd remember what they look like" KILLS ME EVERY TIME
“Ya boy is turnt”
🤣🤣🤣🤣