PunkRockTrash holt and Kevin are having an argument about a math problem and at one point rosa says “the math isn’t the problem, you two just need to bone.” Or something like that. Then Holt continues to shout BBBBOOOONNNEEEEE in anger for ages. Then he comes in the next day and everything is good because him and Kevin BBBBOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
That part was what made I first define this show as funny ngl, even my mom who usually doesn't laugh at stuff i watch laughed, also fun fact Pete Davidson was in that scene as one of the teens
@@skadi1292 i think it was in the first season. Amy was trying to recruit troubled kids to join a junior police program and she made an impression of a troubled kid but it sounded like a black person
Terry saying " I'm not done with my testicles" just had me laughing for a solid minute... I think for a person that has no context I think I'll look like a sexual encounter
I didn’t see the original comment but my great (not) deductive skills tell me that given the reply you are referring to rosa‘s high pitched „fake“ voice, which is actually staphanies real voice and her Rosa voice is the fake one... At least that’s what I’m guessing u said bc same. It always cracks me up when think about t 😂
1:13 - 1:19 was edited so beautifully. Boyle talks about his fantasy threesome, Holt is genuinely confused as to why he would be part of it. then is outraged by what the threesome would entail. Brilliant.
I am going to open this closet, and I am going to show you that there is nothing in this closet Don't do it papa! *opens See! There's nothing in it- Adrian - ._. Boyle - AHHHHHHHH Adrian - AHHHHHHHH
the best quote ever: "hey pal, thats my ginko" "Its my ginko now old man" "IM STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO BEAT THAT GINKO OUT OF YOUR HANDS" while i was writing this the *yas kwen* came up and i feel like an idiot now
1:35 --> Occupation: *Wealthy* Bio: I'm just a typical 28 year old guy. I'm into young people music, women who are my age (28 or younger), talking about being a child in the 1990s and (combing??) my hair. I'm looking for a soul mate, who loves working out and wearing (bikinis???). Obviously, I hope I find my soul mate, but due to my job of being wealthy, I don't have a lot of time, so I'm also up for a quick fling. I can't believe I was able to transcribe 240p text...
I had never seen this show before and this compilation made me check it out. I just binged the whole thing over quarantine and now I’m back to watch it with context. HAD IT BOTH WAYS! No regrets.
I'm back!!! Go check out Amy Santiago with no context -> ua-cam.com/video/0ex2_Z0bV_k/v-deo.html + more sitcom content coming soon👀👀
Holt pretending to be straight and having no clue on how to talk about women has to be my favourite thing ever 😂
HEAVY BREASTS
Ash 0312 THICK, WEIGHTY BREASTS
I would like but it's on 666 so I'm obligated not to
ITS SO DISGUSTING lol
Nothin more Intoxicating than a gap without a penis
"Why? I'm a human. I'm a human male."
21 minutes later...
"BooOOOoOOooNnnNNnNNNeeEEeEE!?"
@Toni Rommers BOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEE!?
I domt remember the context of this what was it
PunkRockTrash holt and Kevin are having an argument about a math problem and at one point rosa says “the math isn’t the problem, you two just need to bone.” Or something like that. Then Holt continues to shout BBBBOOOONNNEEEEE in anger for ages. Then he comes in the next day and everything is good because him and Kevin BBBBOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEDDDDD!!!!
@@Circlesquare_11 Oh yeah thank you
Which is why we don't get people to attempt the Monty Hall problem.
As if charles with context isnt as weird. Lmao
Mannn so true, he's a weirdo and i love him for it
'LIKE YEAST'
"I'll give you a piggy *oink oink*"
“we called it giving each over road head!”
@@kanyenorth5711 I thought you called it streaking ? "it's got lotsa names"
"Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of Simba."
"Oh Mufasa, did I miss it? That's simply awwwwful."
Me at 3:00 am high on oxygen
????
@@aadyathakur4422 Jake said it in the video
that (b99) scene scarred me
My favorite one by far
“Hold On, Charles wants to say hi”
*Do you have any Milk?*
*he needs some milk!!*
That part makes me laugh so hard!! It’s just so confusing out of context
"are you pulling the gay card right now?"
"Yas queen" *snap*
That’s my favourite part of the WHOLE series lol
timestamp?
He’s a legend.
Giovanna Nunes 3:25
@alanoud i think its season 5 1 or 2 because their talking about rosas motorcycle having to be ridden
When you recognise all the clips and the context because you watched the show one to many times
Lily Bean I think by now I’ve watched it twelve too many times 😂
LordFerid sp you’ve watched it 112 times
honestly me tho
@@MrBob-bj6kk how do you get to 112 from "twelve too many"? Is one hundred the maximum number of times to watch Nine-Nine?
Lily Bean you’ve reached 1k 😂
The "they were children, weak little children" was actually much worse in context
Tim Meadows is the best cannibal ever
Anna W best woodworker ever
He couldn't get over Jan so he started eating children
True though 😂😂😂
Much worse when you realise he was the school principal in Mean Girls.
from the eyes of someone who has never watched b99 this radiates a lot of chaotic gay energy and i'm all for it
apado gwaenchanha As someone who has watched the show, yeah pretty much.
You're a better detective than Jake is lmao
Why are you watching this if you haven’t seen it looool
@@oneone0three755 You'd be surprised how much out of context clips can make someone want to start watching the actual series
yeah that's pretty much it lmao
°"Guess who?"
•"NYPD HANDS UP"
° *AAAAAHHHHHHHHH*
honorable mention: “it was number five. number five killed my brother” “oh i forgot about that part”
liz rademacher yesss
Yes
Tell me whY
Amazing scene.
YEESS
I just wish this had clip of Terry after anaesthetic saying "Jake! The doctors turned me into a superhero... woah... And they made me black!"
I love that scene haha but I feel like that scene doesn't need context haha
Tiny head!
What episode was that?
@@connieryan6677 Season 2, episode 2
Vegetarian Soylent-Green agreed!!!!
I wonder how this looks in the eyes of someone who has never watched B99
Insane. In all the right ways.
-Someone who's about to binge the whole series.
Insanelly entertaining.
Gonna have to watch it.
@@SK-ps5el your in for a treat 👍.. Nine Nine!!
All I've watched is the first season and countless out of context clips
@@isobel7213 saaammee
Ah, you missed out on Jake’s “passionate kiss” with Ray Holt
YESSS??!
*iconic moment*
5:20 "Captainnn! Santiago broke the glass"
I just watched that part lolll
Jake is such a child 😂😂
Some of these aren’t any less wierd even with context
Most of these aren't any less weird even with context
l mcg why did you repeat him
SquishThatCat I’m so confused can u not read?
@@jacktheiss4085 because its out of context
Interesting wasn’t expecting almost 3,000 likes on this comment
jake reenacting the lion king by himself is a whole mood
social isolation king
Damn that bit became way too relatable
The way he even scratched the walls like Scar did was too fucking funny.
@@lazerNeo It's Scar, not Mufasa.
@@K0r1ISH3R3 My bad. It's been years since I saw Lion King.
Amy: Nine-nine!
Terry: It's March, man, shut up.
Man that really just explains all of march this year lmao
Love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This comment definitely needs more likes
Ah, the Ides of March
“Close your eyes and open your mouth” 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
1:03 kills me every time. It's just Boyle's reaction and his scream.😂😂😂
What's the episode
@@gustavogutierrez6568 I'm pretty sure it's season 2 episode 9
@@emilygrace1588 thanks
Sameeee
4:03
*Why is my phone always dead? I paid thirteen dol-*
"Why? I'm a human. I'm a human male!"
*"BOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE???!!!"*
That sequence killed me.
Good stuff
Wait, he’s using contractions implying that he’s lying
@@julianodavincci3706 good point
This bitch, please!
Anyone who hasnt watched this show would think its just a show about seven horrible people
And they'd be right
I doubt that, I bet that people would be pretty reasonable dude.
I haven't seen it and it seems like they're all pretty fun
@@koother Nope
Nine*
how *dare* you Detective Diaz.
*I* am your *SUPERIOR* *OFFICERR!!!*
***BOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE!**
What happens in my bedroom is NONE of your concern!
@@emace2425 BONEEEE
Don't *_ever_* speak to me like that again...
BONEEEEEEE
@@kattykove5622 *B O O O O O O O O O N E*
where’s the part where they were saying “black people CAN sell drugs! black people CAN sell drugs!” 😂😂💀
that was funny as hell
That part was what made I first define this show as funny ngl, even my mom who usually doesn't laugh at stuff i watch laughed, also fun fact Pete Davidson was in that scene as one of the teens
I have no idea how many times I watched that show and I DON'T REMEMBER THAT PART WHAT'S GOING ON?!
When was that?
@@skadi1292 i think it was in the first season. Amy was trying to recruit troubled kids to join a junior police program and she made an impression of a troubled kid but it sounded like a black person
@@kawyyowo4200 Thank you so much 😂 I always skipped this episode cause it's not exactly my favorite but I changed that now ☺️
*Just breeeathe baby*
“You’re making me more tense.”
Why doesn’t this include Charles calling Gina his sister/former lover?!?
Idk human male
Because that would provide context..
Ikr
my bad y’all !
Even with context that's weird
*BOOOOOOOONE????????*
*_How Dare You Detective Diaaaazzzz.... I AM YOUR 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐑!!!!_*
What happens in my bedroom, detective, is none of your business!
*BOOOOOOOOOONE?!?!?!?!*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE?!?!?!?!
*amy quietly dies of anxiety*
That's my ringtone
Without context? You underestimate how many times I've binged this show
I am watching this video AND watching b99. I have watched b99 over 5 times lol
I love how every compilation of Brooklyn 99 being out of context includes the clip when Jake plays the guitar and screams in an interrogation.
I haven’t even seen the show so there really is no context and I’m just sitting here like 👁👄👁
Jazmo Hawk I would highly recommend it
cleo furney noted!!
I'm so jelous of you dude...! I wish I could delete the entire thing from my mind so I can watch it again.
I recommend it’s the best show I’ve ever watched
Lol
*very offended voice* why would I ever eat off his shirt!?
whoOoOooOOOO *dis*
*Give it a whirl gurl*
iim not done with my testicles yet
Spiky hhow dare you detective diaz, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER
Ur mom
ur mom I’ve been watching this show since I was little
Terry saying " I'm not done with my testicles" just had me laughing for a solid minute... I think for a person that has no context I think I'll look like a sexual encounter
Nobody:
Me in family photos: 1:01
JDJFOWJAK
joshua harrison what
*Rosa, while grinning*:
"Thank you, Carlene. Your entire Life is Garbage."
*Amy snorts*
Which episode?
When you can tell what season the clips are from by Andy's hair
Took me a while to realise thats jake
i thought i was the only one😭
0:58 the it guy is ahead of his time, he already living in corona times
I think we can all learn a thing or two from him!
if you want a great episode watch season 3 episode 12 9 days. watched this show over quarantine and was DYING of laughter
when you watch so much B99 that you actually DO know the context of every clip 😬
Same
It's a blessing and a curse
3:14 wHeRe Is My FiLeS? best moment out of context - i was wheezing at this moment
Charles' "Did you know there's a sausage you can drink?" is perfect because it LITERALLY has no context
2:45 “day 78 of quarantine”
*Long Live The King.*
I edited the comment so nobody will know why i got so many likes
Me too 😂 it always messes with me that that's how she naturally talks hahaha
I didn’t see the original comment but my great (not) deductive skills tell me that given the reply you are referring to rosa‘s high pitched „fake“ voice, which is actually staphanies real voice and her Rosa voice is the fake one...
At least that’s what I’m guessing u said bc same. It always cracks me up when think about t 😂
@@acreativename3310 youre actually spot on😅🤣
@@marcelnanar6017 omg 😆 i mean :)
But i agree its crazy and cracks me up to no end lmao
1:13 - 1:19 was edited so beautifully. Boyle talks about his fantasy threesome, Holt is genuinely confused as to why he would be part of it. then is outraged by what the threesome would entail.
Brilliant.
Wasnt really
When out of context creates new context
*1:10 - 1:19
1:09 - 1:19
“Charles wants to say hi.”
“You have any milk?”
“Why? I’m a human male”. 21 minutes later “BONE!!!!!!”
the chaos of this show always never fails to make me smile
The chaos of that sentence always never fails to give me an aneurism. (jk, all respect)
3:29 that snap at the end made it so much better
"yas queen"
It's such a crisp, dry snap too
Thanos: I am inevitable!
*Carly will be the FIRST to go.*
It sounds so murderous without context
@@void4067 ikr lmao
3:17 Legend has it Rosa is still finding her file
0:57 When you’re not used to quarantine greetings 😂
I never realised how important context is for this show
Really disappointed that the "fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly dog" bit wasn't included after "the talking dog flies in outer space"
sooo disappointed
or "the ghost of the talking dog haunts the precinct"
Gonna watch the whole thing again because of this vid
Joseph Delahunty I know that why I’m watching it AGAIN
Uncle Babatunde Me too!
the first Charles scene is probably horrifying to people who have never watched b99
All scenes of Charles are probably at least a little creepy or weird in some way tho
Grace Mattson true lol
little do they know, he’s talking about a turkey
LMAO TRUE
“SWEETHEART?!?! seriously hank is that how you talk to women who come in here!?!?” never gets old😂😂
I am going to open this closet, and I am going to show you that there is nothing in this closet
Don't do it papa!
*opens
See! There's nothing in it-
Adrian - ._.
Boyle - AHHHHHHHH
Adrian - AHHHHHHHH
He was in the closet?
HAHAHAHA the ". _." killed me!!😂😂
@@vaniagarcia9435 thx :)
Z-star * i see you everywhere,, also yessir he was in the closet
the best quote ever:
"hey pal, thats my ginko"
"Its my ginko now old man"
"IM STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO BEAT THAT GINKO OUT OF YOUR HANDS"
while i was writing this the *yas kwen* came up and i feel like an idiot now
I hate when that happens as you're real-time commenting
I just heard thattt
my asian ass can’t help but notice it ain’t no ginko ;-;
@@AwesomeRara Looked like a kiwifruit to me
But what about “BOOOOOOOOONNNEEEE?!?!?!”
*i have never seen this show so personality i’m enjoying this video a lot, **4:38** is how i’m feeling*
t a t y a n a h s w a i n you should, it’s amazing. It’s on Hulu
Kommon Kookie i definitely will
Boyle: “ *The dry boy, is a smart boy* ”
Amy: “ *EUGHH* ”
these make me laugh so much more if i imagine someone who has never watched brooklyn 99 before and knows nothing about it watching these omg
“There’s a monster in my closet”
“Charles says no I don’t remember how”
*All 3 scream*
69 likes *noice*
5:23
Captain, Santiago broke the glass
i was genuinely hoping they'd put that in its one of my fav moments
This one dislike is Vulture
Elena Rose if we gonna make it through the third one, we’re gonna have the suicide squad
Robert Kelly disliked this video too 😂
@@sakonan4883 Do you mean John Kelly?
szra_mix i is evilllll thennn
"Oh yeahhh, just breathe baby"
*You're making me more tense*
"rossaa"
*puts hand on glass with rosa written on it*
- had me dying
1:35 --> Occupation: *Wealthy*
Bio: I'm just a typical 28 year old guy. I'm into young people music, women who are my age (28 or younger), talking about being a child in the 1990s and (combing??) my hair. I'm looking for a soul mate, who loves working out and wearing (bikinis???). Obviously, I hope I find my soul mate, but due to my job of being wealthy, I don't have a lot of time, so I'm also up for a quick fling.
I can't believe I was able to transcribe 240p text...
WaffleCat skills
netflix enthusiast Or it’s a gigantic scar
Respect you were able to see that
Your services are appreciated
“9-9!”
“It’s March, man. Shut up.”
Every time I see Amy's pink caboodle, I hear Holt say "cabodale"
cinnabOn
The fact gina is literally in love with Terry's appearance is hilarious
Why isn’t captain holt’s “PAIIIIIIIIN” scene not here?
2:42 me during quarantine
0:17 Me in quarantine
Inga Bušaite sameeee
0:17 is a mood
nobody
captain holt :
*B O N E*
BBBBOOOOONNNNE HOW DARE YOU BOOOOOOONE
this and new girl are the only two shows where my fav character is whoever’s on screen
OMFG I just realized captain Holt's binders in his office are in the colour of the pride flag 0:36
That makes sense, but it would also make sense if he put it in ROYGBIV haha. Either way it’s exactly the kind of thing holt would do xD
3:33
When you're in quarantine and the only thing you wanna do is go out but you can't
0:17 Me at Day 10 of Quarantine
Aussie: *Makes an April fools joke*
American: 2:17
Lol
4:55 nearly made me choke on my Frosted Flakes
2:16 i like how it looks like as if terry was telling Amy to shut up
“Suck on this lemon drop”
“Right here” *hitchcock rips shirt off*
Them: "this year is going well"
Me: 2:16
4:10 "snip snip snip and i'm not playin" 😂😂
you know ur sense of humor is broken and its 3am when 1:18 is the funniest thing ever
no it's actually funny, cmon
My FBI agent looking at my shearch history 0:30
*A talking dog flies in outer space!*
The
*arf arf arf* fly fly fly dog
If someone hasn’t watched Brooklyn 99, show them this video
I haven’t and it’s the most funniest video I’ve seen during quarantine
Can’t we ignore how good Straight Ray is 😭😭😂
especially when he notices thigh gaps
1:26
*Splurts some shit on Boyle*
Terry: "I AM NOT DONE WITH MY TESTICLES YET!"
Ask him about his bank account. Boss, Santiago broke the glass 😂
1:45 pretty sure that’s still weird with context
Not really if you’ve seen the episode
Leocap619 do you even know what context means?
lenny yes Lenny I do it’s the parts that lead up to a situation
Leocap619 so if you know the context, you’ve watched the episode so therefore your statement doesn’t make sense
lenny Not sure how the milk thing doesn’t make sense with context 💀
1:31 is the best ever
Sup fellow Todoroki
Uhh I wanna say something, but I think it would offend some shippers
watching this as someone who had never seen a single episode is so confusing
and yet intriguing
I had never seen this show before and this compilation made me check it out. I just binged the whole thing over quarantine and now I’m back to watch it with context. HAD IT BOTH WAYS! No regrets.
Amy cheering 'Nine nine!' and Terry saying 'It's march man shut up' is just beautifully placed lmao
Is no one going to talk about the perfect way that the camera zoomed in on Hitchcock’s face?
You on 69 likes u ain't gonna change also NicE
Somewhat regular scenes
“BOOOOOOOONNNEEE!”
3:26 the source of the Nintendo Switch click sound
7 year old me singing at my school talent show: I sound better then Beyonce!
What I really sounded like: 0:17