_Lyrics:_ Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo) Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read this poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I like the show version better. Either Stan or Klye comes in winning about whales and what the Japanese are doing. In traditional Eric Cartman fashion he says "he don't give a crap bout whales so go n hug a tree". Classic
Songs that Cartman could sing next: "Gimme the Prize"(Kurgan's theme song) by Queen "Ma Baker" by Boney M "Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul "It's a Sin" by Pet Shop Boys "Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler "Alone" by Heart
In the town of South Park, there's this guy we all know, A character that always steals the show, With a fiery temper and a big round frame, He's the one and only, Eric Cartman is his name. He's got a plan, always scheming in his mind, Causing chaos, trouble he can always find, But deep down, there's a side we haven't seen, A heart that's longing, searching for a dream. Oh, Cartman, you're a force to be reckoned with, Your wit and cunning make us all laugh and cheer, You may be ruthless, but we'll give you a chance, To prove that there's more to you, inside that stance. He's got a love for cheesy poofs, always in demand, With his best friends by his side, they're a misfit band, He'll go to any length
_Lyrics:_
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please (Woo)
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read this poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Hi Tweek
@@blaskviverap Hey 👋
Legend 'emself
Thanks (lol)
No he can't read my poker face 😁
I love Cartman's version of Poker Face.
Same
Better than the original
superior to any music ever, gonna upload 7 versions to spotify to get a playlist
Me and my mom sometimes play this in the car, and... she doesn't know about this show, but I prefer this version.
I love cartman and Trey your the best thank for all the memories you gave us ❤️and happy birthday 🥳
Better than lady Gaga could ever be
So true
Lmao yes 😂
no
Yes
Don’t say that what if lady gaga sees it
No, he can't read my poker face ♠️😶
Hi
I read your pokerface 24/7.
I think he can 🫢
Best poker face
@@Dreidelium THAT SOUNDS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS IN A WEIRD WAY
Mum-mum-mum-mah! 🎵
🤣🤣🎤Love Cartman!!!❤❤😂😂
You should sue Lady Gaga for copyright infringement
WHAT😭-
Yeah, her version's trash anyway
Use a UNO reverse card instead
I'm pretty sure this is one of the ways to torture Kyle.
@diamondajpw23what?
I love ❤ cartman
I like the show version better. Either Stan or Klye comes in winning about whales and what the Japanese are doing. In traditional Eric Cartman fashion he says "he don't give a crap bout whales so go n hug a tree". Classic
I think its stan because he acts like a pissbaby sometimes
Songs that Cartman could sing next:
"Gimme the Prize"(Kurgan's theme song) by Queen
"Ma Baker" by Boney M
"Cold Hearted Snake" by Paula Abdul
"It's a Sin" by Pet Shop Boys
"Holding Out For A Hero" by Bonnie Tyler
"Alone" by Heart
"Gimme the Prize" is a wonderful suggestion. I definitely wanna hear Cartman sing it.
@@Sand-Walker13 Sweet
Holy shit dude my favorite music
I love the Stan talk 😂❤
Hi Stan
hello stanley~ 😉
Forget Ghost and Metallica, this the release of the century!
Why is this so good???? 😭😭😭
Cuz cartmans singing the fuckin goat
This is awesome.
This is so good 😭💀
In the town of South Park, there's this guy we all know,
A character that always steals the show,
With a fiery temper and a big round frame,
He's the one and only, Eric Cartman is his name.
He's got a plan, always scheming in his mind,
Causing chaos, trouble he can always find,
But deep down, there's a side we haven't seen,
A heart that's longing, searching for a dream.
Oh, Cartman, you're a force to be reckoned with,
Your wit and cunning make us all laugh and cheer,
You may be ruthless, but we'll give you a chance,
To prove that there's more to you, inside that stance.
He's got a love for cheesy poofs, always in demand,
With his best friends by his side, they're a misfit band,
He'll go to any length
ai
I love this poem you wrote
I love this song
This is the best South Park song ever
My Jam😎
This ironically better than the original poker face
unironically too
🤝
Better than any of those AI covers cause it's the real thing
Even tho i love the original, this was way better. Cartman is a great singer
вєттєя тнєη тнє σяιgιηαℓ
I wonder if there be more of GaGa's Songs sung by Cartman
Can this play when I die.
Please
You've already died enough
Love it
When cartman sing I Wouldn’t mind
It’s like my Apply
Ugh, tremendous reference to the screw you whale episode 🚬🗿
This Is My Fav Song From Lady Gaga.
The only way to listen to a Lady Gaga song is with Cartman singing it.
This is the best
Noice singings eric
1:51
0:56
Pa-pa-pa poker-face pa-pa poker face
Laddy Gaga must be rotting with envy.
Better than original 😉
"No, he can't read ma, _Poker Face_ " 😫
YESS
MUHMUHMUHMAH🗣️🗣️🗣️
It's funny but cool 😂
Carmen are so funny
Wow🤩
Go on cartman 🍄
Yummy yummy yummy yummy Yum
🎶She's got to love nobody🎶
CANT READ MAH CANT READ MAH 🗣️🗣️
Papa poker face PA poker face mama MA
it's nice
very good music to listen to at volume 0
Nice❤
Hi Butters
@@sebastianperez4461 Hi
@TCS Studio Hi
OMG BUTTERS IS HERE 🤯🤯
@@KurokisChannel yes I am
The best remix doesn't exis....
Amazing
Why can't I read his poker face???
Hi kenny
Cause shes got to like nobody
slayyyy
I wanna hold them like they do in Texas place
Best thing is it’s not an ai cover
121 videos and 121K subscribers
Awesome😃👍❤️
I can play this all day🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪐
REALLY NICE btw does Kenny have a song?
Yeah, dumb ways to die😂
@@MaddieGarciaFHSLOL
This hits hard 😭
the next song Cartman should sing is find your flame from sonic frontiers
If anyone cares, I'm the 4 thousandth like
Song came on the radio the other day I could not stop laughing
cant say it's better then lady gaga but this shit lit
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Lorde has nothing on Cartman. 🔥
Lady Gaga has NOTHING on Eric
100%
Ima die now thank you
🙏
Yo, this is so funny do it again, but with thousand Miles by kid Laroi
me too♥️♥️🥰
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
How did you make this work of art?
Can’t read my can’t read my poker face !
Hi eric
woah!!! after 9 months
First the legion now cartman-
Cool
MY HOUSE BLEW UP BECAUSE THIS SONG POSSESSED AND I GOT GOD MOD-
ERIC CARTMAN FEAT LADY GAGA POKER FACE
I fuckin love this shit 😂
Cartman making video
"ill get him hot show him what i got" good thing not her -.-"
None-of-your
None-of-your
None-of-your
Goddamn business
I can't breathe😂😂😂😂😂
ERIC CARTMAN
Skibidi toilet
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Top 10 rapperes Ksi Doesnt even try to compare to:
Sig with a gun oh oh oh oh crure me
eric come 'on
😡
Bro is better then lady gaga😭
MUmUmUMuMuMuMmAH
NANANANAH
The guy who made the real song been real quiet
It was a woman, Lady Gaga.
I perfectly arrived, the video's gonna be a year old tomorrow LOL
Eric cartman
Better then lady gaga
The original
Smash