mcgonagall being sassy for 3 minutes straight

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  • @imasleep3898
    @imasleep3898 5 років тому +9488

    “yOu CaN’t CaNcEl QuiDdiTch”
    *silence wood*

    • @florenciadelariega2803
      @florenciadelariega2803 4 роки тому +65

      i love that part xd

    • @aurumthebrave3427
      @aurumthebrave3427 4 роки тому +50

      So savage

    • @raine9858
      @raine9858 4 роки тому +61

      For the whole time I thought it was "Silence would"... still its funny LOL HAHAHAH

    • @Someone-xn6yh
      @Someone-xn6yh 4 роки тому +14

      SILENCE, WOOD

    • @jimtheo7
      @jimtheo7 4 роки тому +24

      -You can't cancel quinditch
      - *SHUT UP MAGGOT*
      -Yees ma'am
      -As I was saying...

  • @serenar8772
    @serenar8772 4 роки тому +11480

    “Potter is a boy! Not a Piece of meat!”
    If only Dumbledore had listened to her

  • @TeyesonBee
    @TeyesonBee 4 роки тому +8628

    - Mcgonagall: "Potter has achieved high Mark's in all of his Defense Against the Dark Arts classes.
    - Umbridge: "Potter has been performing very poorly in MY classes."
    - McGonagall: "I should've made myself clearer. Potter has achieved high marks in all of his Defense Against the Dark Arts classes taught by a COMPETENT TEACHER!"
    Love that moment!

    • @anouchka_d
      @anouchka_d 4 роки тому +54

      Me toooooo omg ♥️♥️♥️

    • @XcZeus3469
      @XcZeus3469 3 роки тому +282

      Which is hilarious looking back on it for who he had as his first 2 teachers...Moody being who he was was well qualified to teach DADA and Lupin was a member of the Order of the Phoenix from the first war, but Lockhart and Quirrel....erm....

    • @justauser5222
      @justauser5222 3 роки тому +380

      @@XcZeus3469, Let's see...
      1. The first one was a good teacher, but Lord Voldemort's servant.
      2. Unbelievably horrible, but fun teacher. A total idiot.
      3. The best teacher, even though a werewolf that could harm students if something went wrong.
      4. Great teacher, but... A lunatic, psychopath, murderer, deatheater and Lord Voldemort's servant.
      And why do we always have problems with DADA teachers?

    • @saamjaza1742
      @saamjaza1742 3 роки тому +215

      @@justauser5222 Yeah, so turns out Voldemort cursed the position of DADA teacher so that a teacher could only serve one year.

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 3 роки тому +56

      To be fair, only two of his previous teachers had been remotely competent (three, arguably), and one of them was a psychopathic serial killer in disguise.

  • @catherineparr5817
    @catherineparr5817 4 роки тому +3536

    Umbrige: * Says anything
    McGonagall: *Shut up, your making my ears bleed*

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 5 років тому +16369

    “Potter, take Weasley with you. He looks far too happy over there.”
    🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite lines from Minerva.

    • @supastar4eva
      @supastar4eva 5 років тому +31

      khfan4life365 same

    • @Delphini_Zucchini
      @Delphini_Zucchini 5 років тому +22

      khfan4life365 YEEEET

    • @jcmlnx
      @jcmlnx 5 років тому +43

      I can definitely hear this 🤣

    • @EL-bo7kj
      @EL-bo7kj 5 років тому +245

      That one is fantastic but my favourite is in the battle of hogwarts when the deatheaters are coming and she is with Molly and she say something like "I always wanted to use this spell"

    • @somasaha5284
      @somasaha5284 5 років тому +3

      Same here!!!

  • @nuped7021
    @nuped7021 4 роки тому +10414

    “Take weasley with you he is too happy over there” HAHAHAHA😂

    • @khalilbucol
      @khalilbucol 4 роки тому +39

      LOL HAHAHAH 🤣

    • @ds9126
      @ds9126 3 роки тому +157

      *he looks far to happy....
      😂 I’m sorry

    • @aidenslade3178
      @aidenslade3178 3 роки тому +31

      When she said that I looked at your comment lol

    • @biebz4live
      @biebz4live 3 роки тому +17

      IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERYYY TIME

    • @ashokgoenka1911
      @ashokgoenka1911 3 роки тому +4

      LOL

  • @bonedeepbeauty3469
    @bonedeepbeauty3469 4 роки тому +5335

    Why does it seem like Minerva is the only one who actually wears a witch hat?

  • @Axaerys
    @Axaerys 3 роки тому +1467

    "Bunch of Babbling band of baboons"
    "Try saying that five times"
    The best 2 lines which weren't in the books.

    • @sallyszewan
      @sallyszewan 3 роки тому +5

      I agree

    • @lalalalalh
      @lalalalalh 2 роки тому +2

      Ikrrrr

    • @stmcde1701
      @stmcde1701 2 роки тому +73

      I've always had a soft spot for:
      "You applied first for Defense Against the Dark Arts."
      "... Yes."
      "But you were un-successful?"
      "... OB-viously"

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 Рік тому +4

      "The house of Godric Gryffindor has commanded respect of the wizarding world for over a thousand years. I will NOT have you besmirch that in a single evening by behaving like a bunch of bumbling band of baboons!"

    • @CC-Cobalt-1043
      @CC-Cobalt-1043 Рік тому +13

      That and the entire dancing scene, especially
      "You're never gonna let me forget this are you"
      "Never"

  • @Jwrry1
    @Jwrry1 4 роки тому +6769

    Neville: "to blow it up? boom?"
    Mcgonagall: *_B O O M_*

  • @Emilyemiluemloy
    @Emilyemiluemloy 5 років тому +5344

    “To blow it up? Boom?”
    *”BOOM!!”*

    • @sunnydelight7252
      @sunnydelight7252 5 років тому +44

      I love Seamus's face in the background

    • @amesjahhh5312
      @amesjahhh5312 5 років тому +53

      Neville: _"WiCkEd!!"_

    • @ShirleyLestrade
      @ShirleyLestrade 5 років тому +11

      And if you need help I suggest asking mr finnigan

    • @116Patrick
      @116Patrick 5 років тому +5

      @@ShirleyLestrade why should he ask him? I still cant remember when he has blown something up

    • @Averageasianadventures
      @Averageasianadventures 5 років тому +4

      It had me dying

  • @jovalin5939
    @jovalin5939 3 роки тому +913

    McGonagall to Harry: "Then perhaps a map?"
    Audience: "Ooh she gonna regret that in 2 years when the Twins give him the Map"

  • @thatweirdpakistani
    @thatweirdpakistani 3 роки тому +491

    "They are supposed to be out of bed, you blithering idiot!" Yessss 😂

  • @melsgf3790
    @melsgf3790 4 роки тому +16913

    McGonagall: *Is relieved the marauders left the school and she can chill*
    The golden trio: *exists*
    McGonagall: aww shit here we go again

  • @timecrayon
    @timecrayon 4 роки тому +7634

    Honorable mentions that didn't make it into the movies:
    "Have a biscuit, Potter."
    "It unscrews the other way."
    "I said by 'competent teachers'."

    • @hazimahmed1490
      @hazimahmed1490 3 роки тому +248

      All from the same book. I hate it when people say they despise OoTP.

    • @timecrayon
      @timecrayon 3 роки тому +46

      @@hazimahmed1490 Omg you're right. 😂 I didn't even realize that when I wrote the comment.

    • @Alex-qi1um
      @Alex-qi1um 3 роки тому +52

      They missed out the best bits of the books

    • @sunandinighosh6037
      @sunandinighosh6037 3 роки тому +52

      Uff that is the book I actually adored McGonagall the most

    • @k.hizzle5376
      @k.hizzle5376 3 роки тому +63

      I love the “It unscrews the other way”

  • @immortalstar0138
    @immortalstar0138 3 роки тому +436

    This woman is a mom to all Gryffindors. They’re lucky to have her.

    • @Toonlover7777
      @Toonlover7777 3 місяці тому

      She deserves all of this praise 😂

  • @bharatshah3797
    @bharatshah3797 4 роки тому +671

    0:45
    " Not today , Mr. Weasley "
    McGonagall : *waking them up at 12:00 A.M. that night and saying :*
    _"Today , Mr. Weasley. "_ 😂😂

  • @olopaxx
    @olopaxx 5 років тому +5575

    *iS... Is tHaT a sTuDEnt?!*

  • @jenaw5527
    @jenaw5527 5 років тому +11515

    Ya know, seeing this makes me realize that Maggie worked with Daniel, Rupert, and Emma since they were little kids and she got to see them grow up into adults. That is amazing and heartwarming, and honestly makes me a little teary eyed for some reason.

    • @MagnificentFiend
      @MagnificentFiend 5 років тому +568

      She worked with Daniel when he was really little in _David Copperfield_

    • @T.O.P.YeahBB
      @T.O.P.YeahBB 5 років тому +316

      Alan Rickman too 😭😭😭

    • @TeaOnTue
      @TeaOnTue 5 років тому +144

      You're a sensitive soul. You think deeper on stuff, that's why :)

    • @Malignus68
      @Malignus68 5 років тому +70

      Wipe your eyes. As with _Downton Abbey_ , Maggie Smith was invested in her role only to the degree necessary to perform it. She had no idea what the whole stories were about and, to this day, has watched neither the movies nor the television show, nor has she maintained an active friendship with any member of the casts.

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 4 роки тому +5

      @@MagnificentFiend that's true! I forgot

  • @sm69animations34
    @sm69animations34 3 роки тому +400

    “Potter is a boy! Not a piece of meat!”
    Me, a biology student: well...

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 2 роки тому +100

    Umbridge: "I was just wondering if you received my note telling you of the date and time of your inspection?"
    Professor McGonagall: "Obviously I received it, or I would have asked you what you are doing in my classroom."

  • @singulariteas
    @singulariteas 5 років тому +3791

    have a biscuit, potter

    • @cinemasketch9644
      @cinemasketch9644 5 років тому +19

      bangtan love bot was that in the movie? I remember it was in the book.

    • @singulariteas
      @singulariteas 5 років тому +59

      Redrobin 007 not in the movie, unfortunately!

    • @Tribookau3
      @Tribookau3 5 років тому +78

      A shame it was straight up the sassiest thing in the entire books.

    • @sapphireseptember
      @sapphireseptember 5 років тому +68

      Shinigamy Charly Oh, I dunno, Harry saying "There's no need to call me sir, professor," was pretty damn sassy. 😁

    • @singulariteas
      @singulariteas 5 років тому +47

      Sapphire September harry had so many sassy, sarcastic, witty one-liners in the books too! the movies certainly don't do his character justice

  • @blueyasss8268
    @blueyasss8268 5 років тому +4135

    "Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?"
    -Memories of *everything* the marauders ever did and how she thought she was free. Nah. More trouble.

  • @physicsrox184
    @physicsrox184 4 роки тому +648

    I’m surprised that
    “ I’ve always wanted to use that spell “
    didn’t make it into the list ...?

    • @MissUniverseLovers
      @MissUniverseLovers 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @enricorrx
      @enricorrx 3 роки тому +3

      This was the best

    • @wasoncethr7565
      @wasoncethr7565 2 роки тому +8

      That wasn’t exactly sassy

    • @LeoTheDarkAngel
      @LeoTheDarkAngel 2 роки тому +3

      EXACTLY! Though maybe you wouldn't consider it sassy, it's more wholesome excitement.

    • @TheSweeetOne
      @TheSweeetOne Рік тому

      When was that? What context? I don't remember.

  • @kaeden3604
    @kaeden3604 4 роки тому +659

    “He looks far too happy.”
    *Being happy is a crime*

  • @kaitlynduarte568
    @kaitlynduarte568 5 років тому +13513

    What about in the books when she's talking to Harry and umbridge is in the background?
    Umbridge: ehem.
    McGonagall: *continues talking to Harry*
    Umbridge: ehem.
    McGonagall: May I offer you a cough drop Dolores?!
    Umbridge: Oh no I'm fine.
    McGonagall: Okay. *continues talking to Harry*
    Umbridge: ehem.
    McGonagall: *ignores and continues talking to Harry*
    Umbridge: ehem.
    McGonagall: aRe you SURE yOu wouldn't LIKE A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

    • @khloethebookreader1281
      @khloethebookreader1281 5 років тому +203

      Kaitlyn Duarte 😂

    • @maryramsey1339
      @maryramsey1339 5 років тому +2202

      Umbridge: Harry has not received high marks in my class you must be mistaken
      McGonagall: he did from competent teachers

    • @jordyschnaitman501
      @jordyschnaitman501 5 років тому +924

      Have a biscuit, Potter

    • @mylightobscures
      @mylightobscures 5 років тому +268

      Omg that's great, I would've loved that in the movies 😂😂😂

    • @aminaj.7032
      @aminaj.7032 5 років тому +128

      Apply cold water on the area of BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRN!!!!!!,Umbridge 😏😏

  • @raveenaboopathy1217
    @raveenaboopathy1217 5 років тому +20168

    McGonagall: is it true that you shouted at professor umbridge?
    Harry: yes
    McGonagall: That you called her a liar?
    Harry: yes
    McGonagall: That you told her that he who must not be names is back?
    Harry: yes, but -
    McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
    Best plot twist ever.

    • @0echa0tics
      @0echa0tics 5 років тому +997

      Not a plot twist, it was a reward

    • @zachp8163
      @zachp8163 5 років тому +892

      Inner McGonagall: I'm so proud of you Harry!!!!!!

    • @cho4822
      @cho4822 5 років тому +380

      That was the fifth book :D I loved it

    • @crusherconi
      @crusherconi 5 років тому +266

      We love a good mother figure

    • @clinomaniacsart9021
      @clinomaniacsart9021 5 років тому +113

      This scene is not in the movie?

  • @zoha.444
    @zoha.444 3 роки тому +1453

    **Marauders at hogwarts**
    McGonagall: why is it whenever something happens it is always you four?
    **marauders plus Lily**
    McGonagall: why is it whenever something happens it is always you five?
    **fred and George enter the chat**
    McGonagall: why is it whenever something happens it is always you two?
    **the golden trio**
    McGonagall: why is it whenever something happens it is always you three?
    **the golden trio plus ginny, Neville and luna**
    McGonagall: why is it whenever something happens it is always you six?
    **countless number of redheads and messy black haired students as in the next generation**
    McGonagall: why is it whenever something happens it is always you....never mind they don't pay me enough for this job
    **mcgonagone**

    • @seandewhurst594
      @seandewhurst594 3 роки тому +136

      Why is it whenever something happens it is always the Potters and Weasleys?

    • @littlemissfinch
      @littlemissfinch 3 роки тому +69

      Believe me Zoha Adnan, I’ve been asking myself the same question for 6 years

    • @zoha.444
      @zoha.444 3 роки тому +9

      @@littlemissfinch lmao

    • @zoha.444
      @zoha.444 3 роки тому +7

      @@seandewhurst594 good question

    • @fan2fics389
      @fan2fics389 3 роки тому +60

      Mcgonagone* is actually my new favourite thing
      Thank you you amazing being

  • @bienjoasuncion4195
    @bienjoasuncion4195 3 роки тому +102

    “students in the corridor!”
    “they are supposed to be out of bed, you blithering idiot.” yes queen

    • @SabaKhan-zp5of
      @SabaKhan-zp5of 2 роки тому +1

      filch is supposed to know all the tunnels out the castles to Hogsmede and he doesnt even know its the great hall not the corridor

    • @jordodio888
      @jordodio888 2 роки тому +2

      Am dying lol

  • @lotte1973
    @lotte1973 5 років тому +3997

    A British accent makes every sentence about 60% more sassy, therefore I feel like you could have done this with at least 10 other characters, but yes she is the Queen indeed.

    • @arjujannaka9807
      @arjujannaka9807 5 років тому +86

      Lotte umm she speaks with a Scottish accent
      edit: yeah ik Scotland is part of the UK my bad stop correcting me lmao (edited 2022)

    • @cameronbeattie3087
      @cameronbeattie3087 5 років тому +125

      Arju Jannaka a Scottish accent is a British accent. There are several British accents, including Welsh,Scouse,London,Northern,Southern,Cornish,Aberdonian,Highland,Glaswegian and more
      McGonnugal speaks with and Edinburgh accent

    • @lotte1973
      @lotte1973 5 років тому +60

      Arju Jannaka As far as I know Scotland is still part of the British Isles, so British accent it is. Never said she had an English accent, I think you’re mixing the two up...

    • @KHCoasterKid
      @KHCoasterKid 5 років тому +35

      Arju Jannaka How can people still think Scotland and Britain are separate places? Do they not teach geography in schools anymore?

    • @arjujannaka9807
      @arjujannaka9807 5 років тому +1

      Haha yea sorry I thought you said English,, was kinda drunk when reading the comments.

  • @jshanksffemtp
    @jshanksffemtp 5 років тому +3118

    Love how she stands up after Umbridge.

    • @trackanalysis6369
      @trackanalysis6369 5 років тому +96

      in the book, they were shouting at each other over harry's marks from defence against the dark arts for quite a long time :D

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 5 років тому +118

      @@trackanalysis6369
      I know, it was hilarious.
      Umbridge: THE MINISTER FOR MAGIC WILL NEVER ALLOW FOR POTTER TO BE AN AUROR!
      McGonagall: THERE MAY WELL BE A NEW MINISTER FOR MAGIC BY THE TIME POTTER IS READY TO JOIN!
      Yeah McGonagall you go girl

    • @bumbleli3845
      @bumbleli3845 5 років тому +6

      Even better in the book

    • @lucy-zy5wy
      @lucy-zy5wy 5 років тому +12

      Blah blah blah blah Disloyalty
      OoOoOh disloyalty
      McGonagall: *snorts*

    • @lylamarcks
      @lylamarcks 5 років тому

      Good Sir OMG I LOVE IT

  • @omkarsridhar14
    @omkarsridhar14 3 роки тому +171

    1:19, “I will not have you, in the course of a single evening, besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling bumbling band of baboons.” Oh my goodness😂

    • @shwetatiwari7235
      @shwetatiwari7235 3 роки тому +13

      Try saying that 5 times faster.."babbling bumbling band of baboons".... -Fred/George.

    • @michaelbandada9887
      @michaelbandada9887 Рік тому +3

      Too bad some students decide to create some extracurricular hocus pocus and Snape decides to crash the party big time

  • @susannakhalil408
    @susannakhalil408 3 роки тому +135

    Peeves: *tries to unscrew the chandelier*
    McGonagall: *whispers* "it unscrews the other way"
    Savage 😂😂😂

  • @cuteselenator
    @cuteselenator 5 років тому +638

    "Behaving like a babbling bumbling band of baboons" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @swirlycat2481
      @swirlycat2481 4 роки тому +13

      Ooh, alliteration

    • @swirlycat2481
      @swirlycat2481 4 роки тому +4

      They should do me being a nerd for a hour

    • @manelbenhamadi4603
      @manelbenhamadi4603 4 роки тому +32

      Try to say that 5 times quickly 😂😂😂

    • @skydishmane65
      @skydishmane65 4 роки тому +2

      @@manelbenhamadi4603 I can't even say it one time through! I'm weak 😆😂

    • @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite
      @Valerio_the_wandering_sprite 4 роки тому +4

      That line is so memorable that one Italian HP Facebook group has been named after this quote.

  • @danielcenteno1630
    @danielcenteno1630 5 років тому +1144

    McGonagall roasting Umbridge is one of my all time favorite moments in the books. 😂😂😂

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 5 років тому +95

      Umbridge: Potter has been achieving very poor marks in my classes
      McGonagall: Well, maybe he has acheived high marks from tasks set by competent teachers!
      *ROASTED!*

    • @GenoGirlUndertalefan1
      @GenoGirlUndertalefan1 5 років тому +1

      Spike lol

    • @queenelizabethtudoriofengl6505
      @queenelizabethtudoriofengl6505 3 роки тому

      You're welcome

  • @bharatshah3797
    @bharatshah3797 4 роки тому +91

    Is no one going to talk about the time in Order of the Phoenix when Umbridge ( photo for reference 🐸 ) is Headmistress and Peeves👻 is unscrewing a chandelier to drop on Umbridge , and McGonagall says to Peeves ," It unscrews the other way ." 😂😂
    Best twist ever .
    Like OMG McGonagall was a SAVAGE 😎

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +5

      Was? She’s STILL a savage!!

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 3 роки тому +128

    When you realize you can’t use a major swear in a kids movie halfway through your line
    “IS a THAT A F- IS THAT A STUDENT?!”

    • @RRC879
      @RRC879 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @crimson_armorofficial
      @crimson_armorofficial 3 роки тому +22

      If I remember correctly, the ‘student’ was turned into a ferret, so McGonagall was probably about to say, “Is that a ferret?!”
      Also, I remember plenty of times the cast members swore in the 8 movies.

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +6

      @@crimson_armorofficial true, true. They just never used the f word, lemme edit that

    • @subhasishghosh6924
      @subhasishghosh6924 3 роки тому +3

      @@coyotix they did use the b word

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +3

      @@subhasishghosh6924 yes, but the f word is the big one.

  • @louisgarner7423
    @louisgarner7423 5 років тому +1330

    1:11 when you watch this scene and realise that because this scene was done in houses the Slytherins would have learned how to dance from Snape!!!!!!

    • @moonstonepearl21
      @moonstonepearl21 4 роки тому +290

      I had this exact same thought while watching this! We need this scene! Then again maybe he just was like, "Figure it out yourselves." or had someone else do it.

    • @aubreysummers1729
      @aubreysummers1729 3 роки тому +34

      YAS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @cramerfloro5936
      @cramerfloro5936 3 роки тому +330

      "Malfoy, put your right hand on my waist."
      "What?!"
      "On my waist, Malll-Fffoy"

    • @vere4086
      @vere4086 3 роки тому +22

      cramer floro HAJAJAMAM

    • @cathoodiegirl4118
      @cathoodiegirl4118 3 роки тому +21

      @@cramerfloro5936 *-Sobs-* 😂

  • @judili__
    @judili__ 5 років тому +514

    "To blow it up?? Boom?!"
    *"BoOoOmM!!"*

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 4 роки тому +79

    - Something you'd like to say, dear?
    - Oh, there are several things I would like to say...

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Рік тому +48

    I’ll never forgive the filmmakers for robbing us of her greatest moment: bravely duelling Voldemort head on, to protect the students at any cost. She knew she was almost certainly going to die, but there was zero hesitation. ❤️

  • @presentationdue
    @presentationdue 5 років тому +2499

    QUEEN

    • @tereasdownes9793
      @tereasdownes9793 5 років тому +4

      Nope she a empress she does it like a bo$$

  • @malu8710
    @malu8710 5 років тому +1016

    One of my favorite teachers in the movie lol

    • @mathilde-qe1re
      @mathilde-qe1re 5 років тому +28

      and in the books

    • @growlie2676
      @growlie2676 5 років тому +17

      justin bieber Mine is also Lupin.

    • @teagannam
      @teagannam 5 років тому +17

      Did u just say
      The MOVIE?
      Like
      One
      Singular
      MOVIE
      omfg I'm fucking done

    • @malu8710
      @malu8710 5 років тому +4

      @@teagannam it was a mistake damn.. Calm down. I've been binge watching Harry Potter almost everyday since I was 2 years old, so ig I do know if it's Movie or Movies

    • @masterpenguin8472
      @masterpenguin8472 5 років тому +2

      You know you can edit your comment, right?

  • @saidseverus
    @saidseverus 3 роки тому +70

    We stan this queen. For battling cancer and survived

  • @lijunyin1341
    @lijunyin1341 4 роки тому +85

    Umbridge :steps up above Mcgonagall
    Mcgonagall:puts her back in her rightful place
    I love Mcgonagall

  • @lr7845
    @lr7845 5 років тому +2076

    This video is great as always, but has any else noticed that she hardly adds words like at 1:10 anymore? I think it makes the video funnier.

  • @m4n4h1l
    @m4n4h1l 5 років тому +252

    "You're going to expell us, aren't you"
    "Not today, Mr Weasley"
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @chrisfloyd7316
    @chrisfloyd7316 3 роки тому +79

    She was the best kind of teacher. She pushes her students and gives them hell to their face because she cares and defends them fiercely behind their back. I wish all teachers were like her

  • @duyduong6917
    @duyduong6917 4 роки тому +51

    “And take Weasley with you he seems way too happy over there”
    I’m dying 😂

  • @carlosmansolrac0774
    @carlosmansolrac0774 4 роки тому +319

    My favorite is from the books when she speaks to Slughorn at the battle for Hogwarts and she says “If a single one of your students betrays us, you and I shall dual to the death” she’s such a badass

    • @jashuah9993
      @jashuah9993 3 роки тому +1

      No, she did not say that.

    • @carlosmansolrac0774
      @carlosmansolrac0774 3 роки тому +9

      @@jashuah9993 yeah she did in the Deathly Hollows book

    • @jashuah9993
      @jashuah9993 3 роки тому +1

      @@carlosmansolrac0774 ok, but I still do not think so.

    • @carlosmansolrac0774
      @carlosmansolrac0774 3 роки тому +23

      @@jashuah9993 what you think does not change written word... but ok

    • @renellex6126
      @renellex6126 3 роки тому +8

      You’re right, she said it was time for Slytherin House to choose where their loyalties lie and that if they got in the way, everyone fighting to defend Hogwarts will be duelling to kill.

  • @corvusfunghi
    @corvusfunghi 5 років тому +237

    Damn only 3?
    She deserves a 20min video of her being sassy

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko 5 років тому +10

      Does she even ahve that much screen-time?

    • @nopeg5730
      @nopeg5730 5 років тому +3

      She is amazing. Every single line is sassy

    • @teapuff7360
      @teapuff7360 5 років тому +4

      We need to take every line she has and put them in a compilation

  • @tomnorton4277
    @tomnorton4277 3 роки тому +27

    "Take Weasley with you, he looks far too happy over there." I love that despite her stern nature, Minerva still has a mischievous side. That little smile she does as she finishes speaking is the icing on the cake.

  • @infinitygames9317
    @infinitygames9317 3 роки тому +41

    "Take Weasley with you he looks far too happy"
    Every teacher ever

  • @musicalbrit3465
    @musicalbrit3465 5 років тому +805

    wHERE IS “I always wanted to use that spell”
    0/10 tut tut ;)

    • @siremi2730
      @siremi2730 5 років тому +1

      MmMmmMmM it’s missing TwT

    • @pastorTracy911
      @pastorTracy911 4 роки тому

      Musical Brit that’s not sassy tho

  • @Huntress4455
    @Huntress4455 5 років тому +481

    I would love to have her as a professor! My favorite line of hers was in Order of the Phoenix, where Umbridge was listening in on Harry's career advice with McGonagall. After Umbridge mentions Harry's failings in her Defense classes, McGonagall says this:
    “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a COMPETENT teacher."
    Also, McGonagall's sass during the Quidditch commentaries (Book 3, ESPECIALLY) was amazing ("JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!")

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +3

      My favorite lines are “BOOM!!” and... uhh...
      Yeah that’s about it

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 Рік тому +6

      Yes, I like how in the books, she has to monitor Lee's pro-Gryffindor commentary during the games as not to show favoritism. She also regrets allowing Luna Lovegood to fill in as announcer one game. Luna has an, uh, unusual take on Quidditch commentary 😂.

    • @aztecaddress6356
      @aztecaddress6356 Рік тому +3

      @@klina7645 There was also a Quidditch Match in Prisoner of Azkaban when Slytherin and Gryffindor were battling for the Hogwarts Quidditch Cup, which Slytherin won for many years prior to Harry's arrival.
      In that Match, Minerva tried to be composed and unbiased as possible but as the Slytherin were committing fouls one after another in order to prevent the Gryffindor from winning, Minerva lost her composure when Malfoy deliberately fouled Potter from catching the Snitch. She practically joined her Gryffindor students in shouting their outrage at the Slytherin team
      Gryffindor won of course, which was euphoric because Malfoy and the Slytherins were being total POS throughout the book.

    • @klina7645
      @klina7645 Рік тому +1

      @@aztecaddress6356 Yup, and she's very proud to display the Quidditch Cup 🏆 in her office when Gryffindor wins, making sure it's where Snape can see it 😂

  • @nanalove3819
    @nanalove3819 3 роки тому +34

    Reason for Harry to go to potion class : he wants to be an Auror.
    Reason for Ron : he looks too happy.

  • @katiealton1692
    @katiealton1692 3 роки тому +118

    The fact that she’s now in her mid 80s and battled cancer in 2008 WHILST still working on Harry Potter and other projects amazes me what a legend

  • @m.p.8947
    @m.p.8947 5 років тому +278

    From the books (or if it’s in the movies Idk I’ve only seen clips of the movies but have read all of the books)
    Snape: Ten points from-Oh, no more points. I suppose we’ll have to-
    McGonagall: Add some more?

    • @jorgekhoueiry3849
      @jorgekhoueiry3849 3 роки тому +9

      oh no it didnt make it to the movies i would loved to see thet scene XD

    • @perxe8569
      @perxe8569 3 роки тому +11

      Yup its from Order of The Phoenix book

    • @leiasorenson9087
      @leiasorenson9087 3 роки тому +1

      @@perxe8569 yup remember that line very well
      Highlight of the book

    • @goldensnitch5492
      @goldensnitch5492 3 роки тому +2

      I remember this line, I read it last night lol

  • @katk7023
    @katk7023 4 роки тому +125

    1:26 THE WAY SHE TURNS HER HEAD AFTERWARDS LIKE *MHM TAKE THAT* SJKSJKSS I LOVE HER SO MUCH

  • @wahwah3839
    @wahwah3839 2 роки тому +20

    Macgonagall: Perhaps it would be more useful if i were to transfigure Mr potter in yourself into a pocket watch
    Also Macgonagall in Goblet of fire: We dont use transfiguration as a punishment!

  • @scottm8292
    @scottm8292 3 роки тому +15

    2:26 This scene has become a meme even outside of HP

  • @sereinua
    @sereinua 5 років тому +249

    our sassy mcgonagall 😍 she is always sassy, even if she is not so young :')

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama 5 років тому +13

      Her age only augments her sass.

  • @RedEveTillDawn
    @RedEveTillDawn 5 років тому +256

    She’s the best. I wish she was in the movies more 😊

    • @g.s.651
      @g.s.651 5 років тому +18

      I wish she could’ve been, too, but she gave this amazing performance while battling cancer; what an incredible woman and actress...

    • @catguy4996
      @catguy4996 4 роки тому +2

      Me too. Minerva McGonagall has been my favourite character from Harry Potter for as long as I can remember

  • @reneemp4
    @reneemp4 4 роки тому +16

    *Maraduers leaves Hogwarts*
    Mcgonagall: *Relieved*
    *Golden Trio goes to Hogwarts*
    Mcgonagall: Awww Shit here we go again

  • @vi_gaming5832
    @vi_gaming5832 Рік тому +7

    I imagine Maggie being like a grandma to Daniel, Rupert, and Emma while they were making the movies, it’s so sweet and it’s just something I feel like would totally happen ❤

    • @BryanCostner
      @BryanCostner 10 місяців тому +1

      Maggie Smith is the grandma, Imelda Staunton is that annoying sister of Maggie that she's trying to get rid of 😂😂

  • @oisinmurphy410
    @oisinmurphy410 5 років тому +227

    Neville:"Your really letting us do this professor?"
    Mcgonagall:"Yes."
    Neville:"Blow it up , like BOOM?"
    Mcgonagall:"BOOM"

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 4 роки тому +15

      should have kept the part where she tells him to confer with Mr Finnigan as he has quite the talent for pyrotechnics (given how many times he accidentally blew himself up it feels like she is taking a jab at all of those times)

    • @paulagonzalezsilva993
      @paulagonzalezsilva993 4 роки тому +1

      @@ameliakyle7054 and he fact that during the 90s, there were many bombs attacks in Ireland (for religious and political reasons)

    • @ameliakyle7054
      @ameliakyle7054 4 роки тому +1

      @@paulagonzalezsilva993 what in blazes does that have to do with this?

    • @paulagonzalezsilva993
      @paulagonzalezsilva993 4 роки тому +1

      @@ameliakyle7054 the story is developed during the 90ies. Seamus is is Irish.
      That was a issue back then, when every Irish was considered a terrorist.

  • @Valentina-kr5jv
    @Valentina-kr5jv 4 роки тому +396

    Mcgonagall: That is correct Longobottom.
    Neville: To blow up?Boom?
    Mcgonagall: Boom!
    I just dead

  • @lune701
    @lune701 4 роки тому +18

    "Your going to expel us aren't you?"
    *not today Mr.Weasley*

  • @samantharose9089
    @samantharose9089 4 роки тому +24

    "put your right hand on my waist."
    "Where?"
    "My waist"
    "Potter, take Weasley with you he looks far too happy over there."
    Minerva McGonagall is the best character

  • @halfbloodwitch8545
    @halfbloodwitch8545 5 років тому +86

    She's one of the best characters in the series and the actress nailed her role well

  • @jessie358
    @jessie358 5 років тому +274

    This is why I love her

  • @Olivia-tm3ii
    @Olivia-tm3ii 4 роки тому +14

    She is like, one of the best characters! 🧙‍♀️ 🧙‍♀️🧙‍♀️👍👍

  • @wobble6141
    @wobble6141 3 роки тому +17

    “you can’t cancel quidditch”
    “silence wood” honestly, my favourite line

  • @isabelleshi6669
    @isabelleshi6669 5 років тому +71

    Wood: You can't cancel Quidditch
    McGonagall: *I JUST DID BISH, FITE ME*

    • @kamh64
      @kamh64 3 роки тому +4

      McGonagall: *silence wood* ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
      Wood: (O_O)
      XD

  • @willemhorijon5771
    @willemhorijon5771 4 роки тому +61

    Is that a-
    Is that a-
    Is that a studen?
    TeChNiCaLlY iT’s A fErReT

  • @metro121482
    @metro121482 2 роки тому +14

    My favorite McGonagall moment isn't in the movies. After Harry gets the better of Umbridge in book 5, she knows she can't outwardly congratulate him, but she also doesn't want to scold him, so she simply says, "Have a biscuit, Potter." Being a teacher myself, McGonagall offering Harry a cookie after technically being insubordinate is a hilarious moment.

  • @lou4711
    @lou4711 Рік тому +3

    I love how Mcgonagall always cared about Harry (thinking about marauders in the same time) and still always treated him as a normal student and not ,,a boy who survived"
    Lover her sm

  • @rebeccamejia3530
    @rebeccamejia3530 5 років тому +134

    Maggie Smith ✨

    • @davidbobowski3604
      @davidbobowski3604 5 років тому +1

      Rebecca Mejia Dame Maggie Smith (damed women are the equivalent to sired men)

  • @fcukyouflipflops
    @fcukyouflipflops 5 років тому +90

    BABBLING BUMBLING BAND OF BABOONS! Someone make a remix of this part 😂

    • @skydishmane65
      @skydishmane65 4 роки тому +4

      Don't forget to add the twins into it. "Try saying that five times fast"

    • @sarahshamsi5276
      @sarahshamsi5276 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/htSNvFo3CWo/v-deo.html I-I found one 😂 😂

    • @fcukyouflipflops
      @fcukyouflipflops 3 роки тому

      @@sarahshamsi5276 i love u for this😂

    • @sarahshamsi5276
      @sarahshamsi5276 3 роки тому +1

      @@fcukyouflipflops lol I saw this comment, and I searched it up. I didn't actually make this remix

    • @fcukyouflipflops
      @fcukyouflipflops 3 роки тому

      @@sarahshamsi5276 still i love you for telling me about it lol thankss

  • @ynmalfoy6185
    @ynmalfoy6185 3 роки тому +12

    She is just straight up telling the students that yes, I am a teacher, I want you to do this because you look far too happy. She gives no silly excuses.

  • @alainaz7713
    @alainaz7713 3 роки тому +10

    1:23 "babbling, bumbling, band of baboons" *head whip* (this part has me dead 😂)

    • @alainaz7713
      @alainaz7713 3 роки тому +1

      RON IS JUST LIKE "WHUUUT" AFTER WARDS 💀💀 BEST FUNNY SCENE

  • @valeridupeyron6196
    @valeridupeyron6196 4 роки тому +60

    1:00
    Dumbledore: Actually, he is a pig.

  • @cyrelluss
    @cyrelluss 5 років тому +276

    what would it be like having her as a grandparent lol?

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 5 років тому +1

      ItzShinyShuriken
      ua-cam.com/video/BvqgboWKV9E/v-deo.html
      Probably like this

    • @mylightobscures
      @mylightobscures 5 років тому +6

      It would be awesome lmaoo

    • @genevieve7928
      @genevieve7928 5 років тому +5

      lmao see the dowager countess in downtown abbey

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 4 роки тому +1

      You would 100% try to be a better person cuz she takes no crap from anybody

    • @henryhammarberg6070
      @henryhammarberg6070 4 роки тому +2

      It would be bloody brilliant

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni 2 роки тому +8

    1:50 I love how she's like their mum here 😂😂

  • @__m__a__x__
    @__m__a__x__ 2 роки тому +4

    I love the joy in McGonagall's voice when she summons the statue castle guards, while Molly is behind her just totally stunned

  • @tsarinaballerina4
    @tsarinaballerina4 4 роки тому +37

    Oliver: You can’t cancel Quidditch!
    Minerva: *Silence, Wood.*

  • @cressidalestrange6263
    @cressidalestrange6263 5 років тому +28

    “Why is it when something happens it is always you three?”
    My dad’s exact question when seeing the movies 😂

  • @riomoore2006
    @riomoore2006 3 роки тому +6

    0:50 "You realise my parents are dead, and my guardians are abusive..."

  • @whatdatechnodogedoin
    @whatdatechnodogedoin 2 роки тому +3

    Marauders: leaves
    McGonagall: Finnaly, peace
    Golden trio: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @dracomalfoy7795
    @dracomalfoy7795 4 роки тому +20

    ”Potter take Weasley with you, he looks far to happy over there” 😂 one of my favorite

  • @matty3967
    @matty3967 5 років тому +49

    1:25 “Try saying that 5 times fast” F&G are epic

  • @clowningmywaytomcdonalds6679
    @clowningmywaytomcdonalds6679 3 роки тому +8

    02:53
    Dean thinking about dancing with Seamus

  • @dragonlord1689
    @dragonlord1689 Рік тому +4

    0:44 is sweet she sees Ron’s genuinely scared and sad. She speaks gently and even makes a joke to help him calm down

  • @snatched7911
    @snatched7911 5 років тому +214

    next do “severus snape being inconsiderate for _ minutes straight” or something like that,please!

    • @tacosmexicanstyle7846
      @tacosmexicanstyle7846 5 років тому +11

      You could probably pirate all the films and get the same content

    • @katye847
      @katye847 5 років тому +4

      I think it adds up to 19 hours and 34 minutes :)

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 5 років тому +13

      Do you mean: *THE ENTIRE SERIES*

    • @acewing3889
      @acewing3889 5 років тому +1

      I prefer iconic

  • @eliseroman5099
    @eliseroman5099 5 років тому +53

    SHE IS A SASS QUEEN! 👑

  • @isabelled.7732
    @isabelled.7732 10 місяців тому +2

    McGonagall is that one teacher who you initially think is super mean because she’s strict but later you realize she always had your best interests in mind and you grow to appreciate her.

  • @idontgetthejoke5640
    @idontgetthejoke5640 3 роки тому +13

    Mcgonagall is the Best teacher, and we all know it.

  • @renarsspons
    @renarsspons 4 роки тому +26

    Not from the movies but... “Have a biscuit, Potter” 😍🤣

  • @laurentaimee7196
    @laurentaimee7196 5 років тому +128

    mcdonald or mcgonagall, im lovin' it ❤

  • @anjarawr
    @anjarawr 4 роки тому +6

    0:41 oml this face hahaha so cute

  • @caseyhogben5270
    @caseyhogben5270 4 роки тому +5

    I love how many of her sassy moments are just her giving a sassy look.