5:19 you gotta love Ron, in a desperate attempt to cover up the very personal fact that he loves Diane, defaulting to calling Ann Hansen, “to remind her he doesn’t really care about them.” That’s some quality consistency right there.
@@POKEMANZZ3 . That's excusable if you only saw it thé one time, but if you have seen it more than one OR TWO times, that is a shamefull lack of attention on your part and you should work on your concentration skills..then do some work on your RONcentration skills. I urge you to do it anyway Yukari. Just for fnu. Or "fun" as some people prefer to call it.
I nearly "soiled" myself when I read that bizarre comment. Please remove it. No, don't worry, i will just try not to read it, or get offended by it if I ever accidentally do. (I didnt mean to offend YOU by the way, I just thought I would tell you, so you know, in case you often make such comments in "public" , what kind of power your words have, what kind of affects they can have on another humans body.) (No, not "another humans", mine.)
But it's important to know that he loves them in a specific way, a way that is quite unacceptable these days. He says he'll leave his kids no money, just cab fare from the funeral and a few bucks for a steak dinner. Not to rub the rose color off the glasses, but be aware of the WHOLE character, because these are characters in our own lives. That's why they're know-able, and lovable. Because we love them *with* their struggles and strongholds. Next time you meet someone who loves their kids but believes in self sufficiency to the point they choose not to give their own children their wealth, will you identify them by their love?
Actually, it's not litterally "priceless", it costs 29dollars and ninety-nine cents. But I can let you have it for MUCH LESS than that, even though I think it's worth much, much MORE. Just send me five dollars and we'll call it quits (I could also give you some pretty good discounts on other funny stuff )👍
“Middle Name Redacted” is definitely an original name to use.😉🤣 Also, I love that Chris actually looked to see if Ron was telling the truth about his vegan patties.😆
I love the way that Ron down's a scotch and then immediately pours another after taking care of two prepubescent adolescent girls is so relatable to me.
I will always feel blessed that my own father was basically what Ron Swanson would be if he were a real person. Thanks to his "tough love" approach to raising me, which directly countered my mother's endless coddling, I ended up becoming a solid and independent adult who is capable of tackling any challenge life throws at me. I'll never have children of my own, but if I were to, I would absolutely raise them the same way.
Ron wanting a small girl to believe in No Government is the perfect illustration of the average libertarian. I can just imagine the deleted scene where he teaches her about Age of Consent laws
Fuckin excellent. If there really was a programme "about wood with Carpenter Ron" , I would watch it and I might even pay attention. Especially if April was in it too. ...oh...crap. That wouldnt work, cos whenever April is in thé scène, I can only pay attention to HER. But I love Ron, I think he's great... only, if April is there (who I love MORE than Ron) I can't sée Ron. In fact, when April is there I can't sée ANYTHING else and I have to keep going back and REwatching whatever it was. It takes a long time. Since I discovered Aubrey Plaza and her character "April" my life has become more joyfull (cos I really really like her) yet also more miserable,cos i know she's not really April and I won't ever get to actually meet her (Aubrey OR April) and I will never have even a tiny chance of seducing her and putting babies in her. It's not that I want to have more children, it's more that I want to practice impregnating her (and also do other things that aren't just about sex...) many, many times. I don't know if my life just got better or just got worse. Does anybody know of a "dating" site , in France, that spécialisés in Aubrey Plaza-like women ? Or women who are like April? (Not thé MONTH of April, that really wouldnt do). Please get in touch if you do. (But please don't Ask for money cos i got SO MUCH I have to just throw it away. I give most of it to Animal Shelters and the homeless people I sée... But if people ASK me for it, I just give more of it to someone else. Or I set fire to it in front of them, which isn't as easy as it sounds so it's just a waste and is very frustrating.) If , bizarrely, you ARE actually Aubrey Plaza, reading thé fuckin comments 😮, please get in touch, I have something you might bé interested in. 🖤
Dangerous? I think that’s a little judgmental… maybe if you actually sat down and talked with people you would understand them. Judge people after you have made an effort to get to know them.
@@mae2580 I'm from Georgia, known plenty of conservatives. Most of em I know are reasonably alright people to talk to but hold values irreconcilable with human morality as I understand it. The concept that some people shouldn't be afforded the same basic rights as others contradicts everything I was taught growing up.
I think Andy's "Hey Ron, cool baby, " would have been the only complement that Ron welcomed.
I came here to post on that quote but you got to it first.
That was a great moment.
*compliment
Oh crap, I forgot my books.
Lmao it was
It was quick and to the point something that Ron appreciates.
5:19 you gotta love Ron, in a desperate attempt to cover up the very personal fact that he loves Diane, defaulting to calling Ann Hansen, “to remind her he doesn’t really care about them.”
That’s some quality consistency right there.
i never even noticed that before, ty
@@POKEMANZZ3 . That's excusable if you only saw it thé one time, but if you have seen it more than one OR TWO times, that is a shamefull lack of attention on your part and you should work on your concentration skills..then do some work on your RONcentration skills. I urge you to do it anyway Yukari. Just for fnu. Or "fun" as some people prefer to call it.
isn't hanson her last name?
@@seancostello4158 Perkins
@@amie2254 thanks lol
as much as he has a tough exterior, Ron is a man who deeply cares about the people in his life
I nearly "soiled" myself when I read that bizarre comment. Please remove it. No, don't worry, i will just try not to read it, or get offended by it if I ever accidentally do.
(I didnt mean to offend YOU by the way, I just thought I would tell you, so you know, in case you often make such comments in "public" , what kind of power your words have, what kind of affects they can have on another humans body.)
(No, not "another humans", mine.)
@@Rugmunchersauce3 doing a confuse
@@Rugmunchersauce3 excuse me sir,... Wut
But it's important to know that he loves them in a specific way, a way that is quite unacceptable these days. He says he'll leave his kids no money, just cab fare from the funeral and a few bucks for a steak dinner. Not to rub the rose color off the glasses, but be aware of the WHOLE character, because these are characters in our own lives. That's why they're know-able, and lovable. Because we love them *with* their struggles and strongholds. Next time you meet someone who loves their kids but believes in self sufficiency to the point they choose not to give their own children their wealth, will you identify them by their love?
@@mmmmdddd2267 who hurt you? did you not see any of the series where he evolves a bit?
I love the scene of his daughters mocking him for loving Diane 😭
Plus Ann encouraging them lmao
I don't think they were his (step)-daughters yet at that point.
Ron loves mommy Ron loves mommy
I LOVE NOTHING
Honestly One of the most adorable moments in a tv show
Props to the child actors they really sell it. Very cute and very funny
The giggle at 5:41 as Ron storms out is priceless. It just got me💀
Actually, it's not litterally "priceless", it costs 29dollars and ninety-nine cents. But I can let you have it for MUCH LESS than that, even though I think it's worth much, much MORE. Just send me five dollars and we'll call it quits (I could also give you some pretty good discounts on other funny stuff )👍
"I work here, so legally you can adopt me" obviously april wants ron to be her dad lol
“Hey Ron cool baby!” Best line in the show.
"Oh Ron cool baby"
"Thank you. i made it myself"
Being Ron Swanson almost seems like too much responsibility for one person.
"Your work is appreciated, eat some corn."
Of standard length and sweet
I love how Ron completely considers Diane’s daughters his full fledged daughters!
and how they have come to considered him their dad too
“Middle Name Redacted” is definitely an original name to use.😉🤣 Also, I love that Chris actually looked to see if Ron was telling the truth about his vegan patties.😆
I love the way that Ron down's a scotch and then immediately pours another after taking care of two prepubescent adolescent girls is so relatable to me.
5:20 "When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them."
It's Ron's expression at the spot the difference that makes that scene a classic.
I love the last scene the most lol that would be me as a dad lol. Ron is still the coolest character on tv
April at the animal shelter just low-key asks Ron if he would be her daddy, holy smokes
to be fair, she’s closer with him than she is to her own father
“Why does government matter?”
*It doesn’t*
Perfection 😂
Lol it's Ron really eating that little girls lunch Lolol no f given
1:52 Ron's greatest taught lesson
6:19, rather. Also a much better example of his skills as a father figure.
Except it’s overly reductive and toxic to living as part of a community 🙄
@@hergie409 Ohhhh. Somebody's a good citizen who listens to their government and pays all their taxes
@@keranseunarine4274 Did you just insinuate that you don't pay all of your taxes? LOL
The way jerry giggles when ron shouts "i love NOTHING" is probably the most wholesome thing on the internet.
I will always feel blessed that my own father was basically what Ron Swanson would be if he were a real person. Thanks to his "tough love" approach to raising me, which directly countered my mother's endless coddling, I ended up becoming a solid and independent adult who is capable of tackling any challenge life throws at me. I'll never have children of my own, but if I were to, I would absolutely raise them the same way.
It worked for you, but it might not work for your kids if you had any. Not everyone can be raised the same way
Cutest, most adorable and endearing video ever. And it couldn't be further from reality for real parents. 😅
Best sitcom dads/leaders
Ron Swanson
Jay Pritchett
Captain Holt
Micheal scott
Phil dunphy
It is criminal that you did not include Phil Dunphy in your list. Criminal.
@@judemusyoki7052 sorry it is now
Where's Uncle Phil?
Hal from malcom in the middle?!?+
He gives father and daddy vibes indeed.
Only Lucy Lawless could portray the love of Ron Swanson's life.
If i had a SON like RON, i would listen to him 😂😂😂
haha that last scene/clip killed me
Aww! My dad taught me how to use a hand saw when I was little, too!
I don't agree with Ron on much, but he is the kind of father I'd like to be some day
He's basically an unselfish libertarian.
Sure you do, when it affects you personally.
@@LordNuri3 i believe in the idea of the government, for starters. I reiterate. The IDEA of the government
0:35 When I first saw this in a meme, I thought Ron was the grumpy character that hates everyone and everything. Turns out I was wrong.
I love that the baby is actually listening
I hate corn too Andy, don't ever let anyone tell you your wrong beautiful. Xx
POV: Your come back from vacation and your father is wearing a bright red shirt
I keep imagining what would happen if Tom watches zoey and ivy
He wouldn't last a minute
Suitably ending it with an appropriately large amount of alcohol
To be Sawnson you need gold
“Oh Ron cool baby”
"but here I come........the government". EXACTLY how kids should be taught about the adult world. The SWANSON way :)
For god sake, hanson 😂
Red shirt Ron 😂
The things he does for love.
“Oh Ron, cool baby”
the acoholism is the most dad thing ever
Ron wanting a small girl to believe in No Government is the perfect illustration of the average libertarian. I can just imagine the deleted scene where he teaches her about Age of Consent laws
I am really attracted to this man.
Parks and reck... Was neverending giggles and gasps... Don't think I finish it...
Those are two completely different pictures ahahahaahahah
John [REDACTED] Swanson
ron just yelling at them to get ppl to come to him
That guy sounds a lot like Mario!!
Lmfao 💀
he does?
Every indian child needs to know about taxes at that girl’s age itself just how ron explained
You understand that the show is mocking people with that ideology right?
It's as likely that John's middle name is Leslie and he redacted it so she wouldn't freak out (any further) as it is to literally be Redacted.
The only unrealistic thing about Ron is that he's a libertarian and also a good person.
The only lovable libertarian.
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It appears Ron doesn’t understand that he and Diane draw a salary from taxpayer dollars.
middle name, redacted.
“I LOVE NOTHING”…. Giggle
Fuckin excellent. If there really was a programme "about wood with Carpenter Ron" , I would watch it and I might even pay attention. Especially if April was in it too.
...oh...crap. That wouldnt work, cos whenever April is in thé scène, I can only pay attention to HER.
But I love Ron, I think he's great... only, if April is there (who I love MORE than Ron) I can't sée Ron. In fact, when April is there I can't sée ANYTHING else and I have to keep going back and REwatching whatever it was. It takes a long time.
Since I discovered Aubrey Plaza and her character "April" my life has become more joyfull (cos I really really like her) yet also more miserable,cos i know she's not really April and I won't ever get to actually meet her (Aubrey OR April) and I will never have even a tiny chance of seducing her and putting babies in her. It's not that I want to have more children, it's more that I want to practice impregnating her (and also do other things that aren't just about sex...) many, many times.
I don't know if my life just got better or just got worse.
Does anybody know of a "dating" site , in France, that spécialisés in Aubrey Plaza-like women ? Or women who are like April? (Not thé MONTH of April, that really wouldnt do). Please get in touch if you do. (But please don't Ask for money cos i got SO MUCH I have to just throw it away. I give most of it to Animal Shelters and the homeless people I sée... But if people ASK me for it, I just give more of it to someone else. Or I set fire to it in front of them, which isn't as easy as it sounds so it's just a waste and is very frustrating.)
If , bizarrely, you ARE actually Aubrey Plaza, reading thé fuckin comments 😮, please get in touch, I have something you might bé interested in. 🖤
A dangerous thing about this show is how the character of Ron made conservative men seem decent and good.
Dangerous? I think that’s a little judgmental… maybe if you actually sat down and talked with people you would understand them. Judge people after you have made an effort to get to know them.
They made Ron the ideal fantasy conservative man. Someone who will never actually exist in our reality
@@mae2580 I'm from Georgia, known plenty of conservatives. Most of em I know are reasonably alright people to talk to but hold values irreconcilable with human morality as I understand it. The concept that some people shouldn't be afforded the same basic rights as others contradicts everything I was taught growing up.
I LOVE NOTHING
What is that about a religion?
999 aaaaannnnnnddddd
1000! likes!
I LOVE NOTHING lmfao
Most people in this world John, are 🤬.
5:35 one of those rare occasions where Ann Perkins get to mess with Ron.
You ... we want to permanently adopt you April 🫣
*eats his corn 😅🤣
Thanks so much Ron ... here's a receipt for the dinner you didn't actually pay for
I LOVE NOTHING
*I LOVE NOTHING*