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An Englishman Plays Risk - Foil Arms and Hog
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2017
- An Englishman Plays Risk - Foil Arms and Hog
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"I just assumed they were mine."
British history in a nutshell lol
Chibi Prussia
British expeditionary: *Plants flag*
Indigenous people: Why are you doing that!?
British expeditionary: Why not?
Indigenous people: Because we own this place...
British expeditionary: Then wheres your flag?
Chibi Prussia
Well the Falklands are British so
Sounds like Serbia today lel
World: *EXISTS*
British Empire: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*
Now kill me for doing this overused joke
@@the_dropbear4392 and so is Gibraltar...
"It brings out the wurst in me!"
I didn't catch that before...thank you!!!
I think it was supposed to about the nazis but what ever
@@thewiseguy2307 like everyone knows?
I just pointed out how he said worst, in this Case is was "Wurst" which means sausage in German. But yeah Captain obvious. xD
@Plate Master, you shouldn't assume that just because they're German means that they're a n@zi.
@@justapotato7863 I wasnt trying to go there, its just a fact that in the past, Germany caused the 2 world wars
in 2017 this was a Comedy Skit
in 2022 this is a Documentary
They predicted the future
Wait wait wait! 2017? Let me check that...
@@bealightinthedarkness9986 How did they predict the future? If you are saying because of Ukraine, then you my friend have a lot to learn and have not paid attention for at least 8 years.
@@TobiasT96 I know they have been fighting for years but actually Invadeing is diffrent
Sadly true...
"Alright boys i'm pulling my troops out of the middle east"
"You can't just take your troops out whenever you want!"
"I'm not aware of that"
That aged well
So did Russia's "those are not my troops in the Ukraine"
At least no one's invading Afric--oh, wait...
Lol, so with you two on this!
Hahahahaha….. *tears*
To be fair, Afghanistan is more like Central Asia, although politically it is associated with the Middle East.
I actually thought this was a new video🤣🤣
And the Ukrainian one even better.... Perhaps that's the wrong word.
Switzerland where’s your army 😂 “I thought we were playing monopoly”
Excellent! Though the Swiss have a civilian army that is so well organized that Israel borrowed ideas from them. There are all kinds of equipment hidden in the mountains too. It's a weird place.
@@Tracymmo "Neutral" Switzerland established in 1291, home of the Knights Templar Egyptian pharaonic bloodline and their stolen cache of Jerusalem gold, bankrolled artist and forceful charismatic German orator and propagandist Adolph Hitler, to undertake the biggest heist of financial, physical and human capital ever seen, 1939-1945. The Bank for International Settlements was established in the early 1920s with a stated purpose of facilitating German WW1 reparations. Nothing was further from the truth. The Swiss Pharaohs using the BIS started to raid European countries for their wealth. In the late 1930s an enormous storehouse of oil was found in Saudi Arabia. The House of Windsor (UK monarchy, formerly 'Mountbatten', formerly 'Battenberg' Germans) quickly embraced Saudi Arabia as its vassal and the Swiss pharaohs of "neutral" Switzerland set up a shipping fleet (purportedly "aid" ships) that transported Saudi Arabian oil to Germany. A war would soon begin. The finance and the energy source had been found to protract a war between Pharaohs, by and on behalf of Pharaohs, for a half decade. The Swiss Pharaohs of the European and British elite families would begin their extermination of the common people, their slaves. Thus began World War II. Prepare yourself to be horrified.
The German Swiss Pharaohs who sit on the English throne.
Every Swiss man has rifle at home and is trained. Switzerland is more prepared and up in arms than you think
Swiss army is pretty decent, plus it can mobilize very strong amount of troops. But air forces of Switzerland kind of suck.
@@movax20h good thing they own all the military worldwide through nazi gold
I went through the pain of typing the Chinese into google translate only to get 'There is a man who can speak Chinese watching us'.
Honestly, I don't know what I was expecting.
dui bu qi means sorry
I put it into google translate, do you really think I'd know what that alone meant?
the captions weren't what it was said
Captions said 'Is there a person who speaks Chinese watching our video?'
Source: Am Singaporean
it actually says 'is there a chinese speaking person who is watching our video?'
Piece of land: *exist*
Britain: I just assume they are mine
I mean tbf, when you control so much, it's kinda hard to keep track so you just go with the flow and hope nobody notices you're a tiny ass nation with a small population that's essentially just the disgarded peninsula of a slightly larger penisula.
As per Eddie Izzard "with the cunning use of a flag"
@@Neion8 I've seen you comment on a lot of comments that are clearly just jokes and you always seem so pressed about any mention of Britain 😂😂
Wonder how Canada is doing?
England, not Britain.
I absolutely love the touch of dialogue from the Indian guy when he says "You never change!" and then he turns to the other guy and says "He never changes!" to accentuate his point. That's very, very, Indian. Absolutely adore it. Right on point with the characters and brilliantly portrayed. So well done for everyone. 👍️
Thanks mate!
Also Indian guy is the funniest. India is the other way moron asdfghjklkjhgfds
Exactly what I thought!
English dude was too apologetic. But that’s on point too, I guess.
“Invade India”
What??
“And stop the widow burning. No use making it a strictly military operation”
Mod. “ dude,there’s no pieces for that”
WHAT? ?
“Can I at least put in a hospital for the deaf? This chap seems to have a bit of ear trouble”
@@hoodatdondar2664Not sure why you brought in widow burning when witch hunting was still in vogue back in England too.
“Oh, nein nein, I'm not playing. I get way too competitive; it brings out the *_wurst_* in me.”
*nein danke
He just said "worst" with a German accent, though...
@@Yotanido Okay?
Yndostrui no shit, but wurst in german = hotdog
@@vetle9399 Where did you get that from?
"Wurst" in German is "sausage" in English.
"hotdog" in English is... "Hotdog" in German...
Spain: I will invade India
India: Thats America! ...every bloody time with this guy...
Evilsamar it’s CATALAN
oh sorry
Cristóbal Colón joke :v
Lando 20023 I'd rather go with Aragonese
CATALUNYA
"whose troops are these in ukraine."
Damn, i'm not sure if that aged poorly or really well.
They are talking about russian troops in donbass and luhansk. Not something new.
Both? Both. Definitely both.
Just seen a video of John Kydon from 2007, and he's got what looks seriously like a Corona germ on his T-shirt, with P I L all over it, weird thing time
you know they were at war like 8 years ago right?
@@sirrobinofloxley7156 Actually, did you know that coronaviruses where discovered in the 70s? By a woman, BTW. This infamous one that we have now is just one more variant (hence the name "COVID-19" specifying the year of appearance to classify it). It's like freaking out anytime a new illness turns out to be a retrovirus, a gamma-resistant bacteria or a streptococcus... They are all just types of germs. So it's not as weird as it seems, it's just that it pops out now in a way that it wouldn't back then.
Not only historically accurate, but prophetic too, apparently.
If you mean the "which Russian soldiers? I don't see any of them in Ukraine" ... the sudden occupation of the Crimean peninsula by anonymous forces that were "not Russian soldiers" according to Russia - was in 2014.
This part of the video was surely no
"prophecy" but a reaction to historical events in the year 2014.
@@tobyk.4911 which happened twice. Hence why I said both historically accurate and prophetic.
@@tobyk.4911 Anddd the us pulling troops out of afgt
Accurate backwards and forwards in time
A friendly reminder that russia invaded Ukraine in 2014.
China said “對不起” which means ‘sorry’ but the captions say ‘Is there someone that can speak chinese watching this?’
and i love it
I thought it's 对不起 not 對不起
@@trimmy8461 對不起 is traditional chinese:)
at least y'all didn't hear 勃起
Timur Ryklin they’re the same, except the former is in Mandarin (Simplified)
@@DIO_Brando1801 oh right) cuz i study simplified, so it makes sense)
"What troops? I don't see any troops "
" I don't know what you are talking about"
"I know nothing"
"And while you are in Africa I will invade Europe "
НАНИ?(nani rus.)
@@mtganalytic9796 Что? ("What" in Japanese)
I welcome our new overlord Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. Can't be worse than Stefan Löfven.
Yup we heard it
These sentences are my favorite.LOL
“Whose troops are these in the Ukraine?”
Dmitri: “What troops?”
That did not age well.
Edit: Guys, please be respectful.
Well, this time it is not a public secret. Proceeded to the "invade Europe" stage... 🥺
@@missnarni I stand with Ukraine and hopefully so do a lot of people.
this aged beautifully
Dmitri is playing Risk, a game of "military operations".
I mean... the joke aged like fine wine tbh
"whose troops is this in Ukraine? Dimitri, is this yours?"
"I'm pulling my troops out of Middle East..."
Germany: "I'm not playing."
It's _freakin_ scary how this fits perfectly 4 years later.
...even more so because UA-cam suddenly recommended this to me now...
Weirdlly how every one guessed what was going to happen
@@cakeassassin6277 pretty sure the russian and ukraine conflict has gone on for a while but only got more serious recently
Same
@@cakeassassin6277 this was going to happen at some point, it was undeniable that Russia still had designs on Ukraine after the minor quibble in 2014 and following that with their support of separatists.
@@dissapointingopinions4877 Yeah, and the US invading the middle-east somewhere (where there's oil), and then pulling out their troops to leave other people to clean up the mess is also a cyclical event.
We need an 1 hour version of this
No, we need a three hour movie version of this
What about a 6,000 year version called History?
Serious will fine..
I change my mind, we need a ten hour movie version of this.
Zeus the cat we need THREE three hour long movies
''And while you are in Africa, I will invade Europe''
Yes, yes, all your tiny nations belong to Mother Russia...
Giakoumis A Putin strikes again
Da...Russia will be superior to all
Giakoumis A
Putin plays Risk... Russia wins!! :'))
Falkland islands and Gibraltar: *exist*
UK: is for me? 👉👈
Yes it is
@@tommmicron exactly
UwU little bit for UkU🥺
Trivia: the British Crown took Gibraltar when half of it's naval forces were on holiday and working as mercenaries for the HRE, and it was the head of the mercenaries (a member of the top brass when at work) who took the place in the name of, iirc, the Queen. What a weird thing to happen.
Trivia #2: the border according to the treaty that formalized Gibraltar as British was noticeable to the south from the current established border.
00:45 How relevant even after years
Loved the Russian joke it there😂 "what troops? I don't know what you're talking about"
JE 123 would you explain me the joke? Pleeeease
Joke was probably about some "local troops" who were fully armed to the teeth, better than Armed force of Ukraine in Crimea yet Russian claimed they r not relating to Russia. And some other "local troops" near Russian border who were on the verge of doom yet suddenly gain enough strength to repel Ukrainian force
Tony Nguyen “I don’t know what you are talking about?”
JE 123 lol 😂😂😂😂
Crimea is Russia !!
U forgot italy..
"Italy is ur turn"
"I'll join someone"
"Who?"
"Whoever is winning"
"Against who is losing?"
"Oh.. Yeh but.. U know.. Not too much.. You never know"
As an italian this is so damn accurate
#hetalia
Why this
@@sitrio2081 non lo è affatto lol
@@formulasea5598 Sì che lo è
"You just try and stop me, son." Gets me every time.
0:40 that did not age well
LMAO
It Aged very well
"why do you have troops in the middle of the ocean?"
"Oh thats Gibraltar and the Falklands, I just assumed... they were mine" LOOOOOL
that the only part I did not understand any help ?
Ilhem Hamdi Falklands and Gibraltar are British territories even though they are closer to other countries and quite far from Britain. Gibraltar shares a border with Spain and the Falklands are in the south Atlantic.
Argentina invade the Falklands because they wanted it but the British spanked them and sent them home.
KSJDbv the Spanish have a hard enough time suppressing the countries it already lords over they don't want Gibraltar on their hands either 😂😂😂
Malvinas were invaded by pirates aka english
Thanks :)
They missed out on France.
“France. It’s your turn. “
“I surrender. “
“You can’t surrender. You haven’t been attacked yet. “
Yes. Let's just ignore the Napoleonic era was ever a thing...
jon bad the reason they were so bad is that they never got past the napoloenic era
They didnt want to believe that war has changed
Both moraly and technologically
Abdelrhman Elabyed Pretty sure they morally and technologically adapted to ww1 and modern anti-terrorism war. Two wars (1870 and 1939) don't define a nation
Malo Flory yeah. I know i am not a generic kid who thinks france only lose. I know history well.
They did adapt.
But after losing like a 100k soldier in less than 10 days due to their ignorance to modern warfare
Abdelrhman Elabyed Talking about ww2 ? 100k in ten days is a bit much. The overall number is like 200k over 38 days, with a peak at the start of June with the 30k captured after the Battle of Dunkirk eh...
Not to mention that it's not retarded tactics that killed them here, but overall awful strategy with the Ardennes push from the Germans, which got both the French and Britishs encircled.
And the French strategy at the end of the invasion was not really better than what it was on 10 May..
Just saw this for the first time. Thought it had to have been made in 2022. Scary how much more relevant it has become.
US: Alright boys, I'm pulling my troops out of the middle east
World: wait you cant just do that
US: I'm not aware of that
What a foreshadow
Dmitri sees no troops
Vladimir Putin your name and profile pic are perfect for that one
Владимир Путин me neither
Yes comrades I see no troops
Only vodka
@@doodmann5898 wait a second...
XD 'it brings out the worst in me' hahaha had me in bits!
Thought it would bring out the "wurst"
*horst wessel lied intensifies*
Potatoe Johnson Oh, I get it.
ian o'loughlin Well...
He should have said “it makes me gassy”
Dimitry conducting a special operation with his troops
Look how well THAT’S been going 😅
“I am not Spanish, I am a Catalan.”
I thought he was Mexican
"You've been at that for centuries." That one almost slipped past me. :D
I didnt get it
Michael Erlanger how did you understand anything in this video if you didn't understand the last remark?
Is that how the world will end? All of our nations' mom will come in and call them to bed?
@@louisryan5815 lou william ryan is that you?
@@michaelerlanger2797 basically they've been playing the game for hundreds of years
Here is another one:
Spain: "I'll invade the Netherlands."
The Netherlands: "Alright, then I'll put everything underwater."
Jeroen Wolf 😂😂👍
Yep, and they were both in Belgium. But I guess we're too small for Risk. 😅
That’s why all Dutch people can swim!!!!
@@doreenbierens !!!!!!!!!!
XD that perfact!!
Still the best Foil Arms and Hog skit to this day.
"You've been at that for centuries"
Brilliant! 👌🏿
“ I think I’ll invade Ireland ”
“ I’m not a Spanish, I AM A CATALAN ”
i cried 😂
beatrice ciccarelli pst! I think I will invade Spain. Get it? Cuz. .. the referendum. 😉☺☺
Christine Silvio of couurse i got it! 😏😂
Why does the Spanish-Catalan guy have that hat??
whats the difference? :P
Christine Silvio i dont get it
- Africa
- Africa
- Africa
Russian - And while you are in Africa *I will invade Europe*
It was funny, though completely historically inaccurate, as it was always Europe that invades Russia
The red army will conquer the world!! LOL
Yeah, but i dont get that preconception that russians want to invade europe (probably cold war tensions) when they "never" did that (except some minor, in comparison with other europeans i mean, wars with eastern neighbors)
@@vvventure Again, on the other hand there are MANY instances of Europe actually invading Russia (Napoleon, Hitler, etc)
@@Grafomanokrasto yes, im not european, but I dont get that preconception (I understand the fear of Russia, specially because cold war times). The only modern countries that try to conquer all of europe are France and Germany
This entire thing is pure gold, though the Catalan joke had me choking on my coffee from laughing so hard.
"It brings out the wurst in me" I feel like this joke missed a lot of people
Risk: *introduces oil mechanic*
USA: hOLy sHiT!
Like 299
The funny thing is that the US has been leading the world's oil production for like 3 years now. There is a lot of oil in Texas.
"No that's not how this works. You have to be connected to the country you're attacking."
"Just try and stop me son."
lmfao!
Brian Sheehan u have to be beside the country u re goin to invade listen again ?
Don't quote something if you're gonna get the quote wrong.
😂😂. Gotta love my country, America! The home of God, guns & blowing crap up!
Lmfao is that French or *gasp* are you a Russian spy. You dirty comie.
As an American, I want to be offended. But also as an American, I think it's funny as hell. Carry on.
The mom at the end: “You’ve been at that for centuries.” Dead-on.
Well this is currently horrifyingly accurate
“Hong Kooonn.... Sri Laaann.... New Zealll.... Austraaa..... Eggyyppp.... I will probably skip my turn!” 😂😂😂😂
As an American, I really appreciate America having a Texas accent.
I'm not even joking, I think that's hilarious.
FlyingFocs Not from the US but I remember hearing a joke that "The world sees America the same way other American states see Texas."
It’s not specifically Texas. Many US states have that accent.
I live in Pennsylvania and that's basically how I see Texas.
Honestly I wonder what would happen if all 50 states were to declare independance
kingkong381 As an American, that’s pretty accurate. Although Florida is pretty crazy as well.
Germany : oh, I’m not playing, it brings out the worst in me!
Britain : *laughs in india*
"it brings out the WURST in me" he said
As a Scandinavian, I too lament the lack of raiding options in Risk :)
As a fellow Scandinavian, I agree.
That happens when you are 1000 years too late!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
less talking, more raiding
Boo for Denmark, get that potatoe out of your mouth before you speak next time, can't hear you. Worst wishes from Sweden
Ella Ella
Potato in the mouth huh?
As a Dane, I think we sound like we have a throat problem or we are constantly vomiting is far more accurate.
Den beste of wishes to you Swedes
Best skit yet. Now I'm imagining a sequel of them bickering between wanting to play teams or stay independent
Jamie Kenny great idea. I'd love to see that play out.
Jamie Kenny I agree! Love this. The accents! The editing! The funny costumes!
Definitely need lotsa sequels to this, boys. ☘☘☘
England to Ireland/Scotland: "But c'mon, we're better as a team."
Germany: "Ja!"
England: "Eeeh."
It also did not get there by itself :-P
0:22
Some day I will visit Hongkosheelanewzeelasshlaeygiee
This video gained an entirely different level of comedy this year.
"I just assumed they were mine"
nobody, absolutely no one
Dimitri: blank stare of approval "now you're getting it comrade"
Yes comrade
Oof, this aged... honestly I'm not even sure how this aged, but yea
@@grell5108 it's not like it's the first time they did it...
Britain invading almost anywhere.
"Really? Again? You never change!"
Except Russia, who chuckles in Winter.
@@Neion8 **laughs in Crimean War**
he's never change
@@Neion8 VC medal 🏅 is made from captured Russian cannons.
@@starcitizen890j5 True, but we never really owned anywhere in Russia, unlike the rest of the world.
"Try and stop me son." Hilarious.
0:48 US: "Alright boys, I'm pulling my troops out of Middle East"
"Hey! You can't just take your troops out whenever you want!"
Perfect yet again for 2021.
Can we just give a shout out to the Irish guys who put this together and played the parts of other countries scarily accurately!!
Well, as to me it seems rather accurate! But of course I'm neither English nor American.
Magali Canadian here and I can’t stop laughing.
The men are brilliant and work very hard at their craft.
Masters of comedy.
True Irish.
Yep I'm glad they put in a real Indian to play the indian🤣 (I'm indian myself)
Edit: Half irish/half Indian
@@niharpotluri9472 your comment first confused me, since I grew up with movies on cowboys and indians ... That Columbus messed up more then he knew!
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 hahah
1:41 I JUST UNDERSTOOD
THATS COLUMBUS JOKE OMG
Holy shit that's really good, that one went over my head too.
Omg that was a joke??
It took me 5 times to figure it out lmao!
Ah.... Errrr..... Hmmm... Nope.
See I'm dying to know your nationalities but I can't think of a polite way to ask.
@@RasheedKhan-he6xx may I use my guessing option ? How bout if we say; there's a silence kid in the school who someday acts different, way more LOUDER like a machine gun. These guys are from that country I guess
1:51 DAMM! This aged Well
Germany: "nein I get way to competitive it brings out ze wurst from me"
(Erika plays in background)
"Hippity hoppity this territory is now my property" - Britain
In Soviet Russia you don’t play risk, risk plays you
In soviet russia a lot of dead russian soldiers turn up at your backyard. The putin liar will continue to pedal his bullshit that "they are not there".
666 likes your welcome
JOIN THE ARUMANATI thanks
In Soviet Russia you don't play risk, living is risk.
This didn't age well
Why does this make me simultaneously proud of every country involved
One of my favorite skits ever, so clever! I re-watch it every time it comes up in my feed.
"I thought we were playing Monopoly"
Shows money 😂😂
Are we not playing Monopoly?
"what troops in Ukraine?" Lol, this is awesome.
"no no no those are just seperatists"
@@YarSpry ñoº%
it is sad because the bloody conflict is still going on... but it is funny from the outside point of view, even russian unfortunately
Ok ok, as Russian, your stereotypical Dmitry is a very funny guy.
0:39
*well that certainly aged…and I wouldn’t say it aged like fine wine.*
"We're nearly done!"
"Oh come off, you've been at that for centuries."
Best part😂
I am not a Spanish! I am a Catalan!
*dramatic taking off of hat and zoom in*
So what?
@@magali2702 Catalonians want independence from the rest of Spain.
A Catalan playing as Spain disguised as Mexican WTF man?!
@@TwiggehTV the majority of Catalans don't want independence
@@joseluischunda9844 Yep, and pro-independence parties rule catalonia with great majority because magic.
Ok, we are at invading Europe stage, now we are waiting for somebody with wooden spoon to say its over.
God? Aliens?
This aged like fine Vodka
Actually vodka is not a thing that needs aging
Brilliant. Loved that topical Catalonia joke. Keep it up
+Fintan Conlon thanks Fintan
It didn't make sense with Catalonia. It should have been Spain
It was good but in spian we don't wear Mexican hats they are exotic for us
@@juanpefernandez Its a joke
@@kaliyuga1476 sure, but the joke is best with Spain
These accents...
Stephen tries is ginger
WillNE has a square head
Sub2WillNE
"yEEhAW"
cool
1:32 "Anyone knows Chinese watching our clip?"
I guess so -Sun Tzu
4 years old video predicted 2022. Good job
The Ukrainian war has been a question of "when, not if" since they illegally occupied crimea
@@tempest3286 and the pulling out of Afghanistan??
The War in Donbas started in 2014 and involved Russian troops. That is what the video is referencing. They didn't predict anything technically.
@@patrickkirby6580 I would guess that they were thinking of Iraq with that comment.
For everyone wondering where France is-
They left after first turn.
Surrendered before the game even started😂.
@@Adil_Turysbek_TVRC We will let the US play for us.
@@Adil_Turysbek_TVRC France never surrended ... it was the leader's betrayal
orma 1 its a joke and a good one to so don’t try and degrade it because no one is really going to care considering that it is a joke.
@@bread1048 so now it's okay to mock evrything because , '' looool your mother died last week, not like mine UwU" but "oh hey ! Don't cry it's joke". You ducking dumbass can you consider the fact that can people get offended by something about them or their country that is not even true? It was ok in the begining but now it feels like this is the only thing you people have to say when talking about France fcknshit.
"Germany, your turn"
"Ohh mein Libensraum..."
"What?"
"Na, I think I'm not playing this time"
Hehehe
Lebensraum.
The dream realm.
AKA dritter Reich.
0:40 "hey, what a second, who's troops are these in Ukraine?"
0:39 Foreshadowing to the 10th degree.
The War in Donbas started in 2014 and involved Russian troops. That is what the video is referencing. They didn't predict anything technically so it was not foreshadowing.
@@Spanky9605 Thanks smartass. Captain obvious. I obviously didn't think that this guy actually predicted the invasion of Ukraine forehead.
*You’ve been at this game for centuries*
Uh, actually, you've been at the game for centuries, Capitalist Pig.
Enemy spotted
@@edkenndy Then Europe Said: *Democratic Socialism & Social Democracy*
The USA: Kicks and Screams, then kicks the risk board out of south America's hands.
@@TerrariaGolem wack
"you just try and stop me son" 😄
I love how everyone came back to this video
There’s a certain part of this video that hasn’t aged well, or maybe it’s aged like fine wine, I’m not sure
"No, that's not how it works, you need to be beside the country you're attacking"
UK: "I think I'll invade New Zealand"
UK: 'If it's got a coastline then it's actually our territory' *RULE BRITTANIA INTENSIFIES*
I'm an island and new zealand is also an island,we're neighbors by sea
Germany After beating France: Britishman i know you will return if i have some fun in the east. I just want to get over the wather to invade you
If you drill directly through the globe from England, you come out pretty close to New Zealand. "Hello neighbour!"
"Switzerland where is your army?"
"oh i did not have one."
"how are you meant to play the game?"
"i thought we were playing Monopoly."
fucking hilarious xD
great video, just discovered this channel! I'm definitely checking the other stuff out
actually switzerland has a great army tradition. They are probably better armed than most european countries and historically there was a period of about 50-80 years where they had the greatest army of the world. The habsburg Empire feared them and lost 2 big battles despite significant numbers advantage.
Who else is watching this in 2022 and gets chills when you see the Russia part
this video is PERFECT
“I just assumed they were mine” 😂
“I am not-a Spanish!”
*removes hat*
“I am a Catalan!!!”
Then he puts the barretina instead
that would be great
Pau Casals moment
Catalan exists?
@@kyleterry5190It is part of Spain, and it is called Catalonia(in catalan) and Cataluña in Spanish
@@Kromkampium07 In catalan is called "Catalunya"... "Catalonia" is the english term...
Germany part is also awesome. "Way too competitive". 🤣🤣🤣
I just got the Spain India joke. These guys are brilliant
Hilarious as usual!
0:58 "It brings out the wurst in me" LOL.
Russia: Ok, I will invade....... Finland?
Finland: (silent)
Russia a few moments later: Hey what the heck?! All my troops are dead.
You know most fun fact about it, what people doesn't know...
Finland still lost 11% of they territory, with second the biggest city 😀
@@iljagaimovic9166 everyone knows that, not gonna argue
Russia: I will invade Finland. They have so few troops, what can go wrong?
Finland: I mastered the technique of rolling only sixes.
Russia: Oh really?
(4 months and 160,000 Russian troops later)
Russia: Really...
Well that one proved rather prophetic...
"I'm not aware of that" hahahaha.. subscribed
"Italy it's your turn"
"I invade Greece"
*TWO TURNS LATER*
"Mama Mia, Germany helpa the Italy"
@Al Strider nobody hates Italy (personally one of my favourite countries) it's a fun meme just like Soviet Russia loosing to Finland or France that supposedly surrenders all the time
@@Dourios_96 Although the Italians *did* get their asses kicked by the Greeks and lost half of Albania before Wehrmacht arrived. A large part of that seems to have been due to insufficient preparations though.
@@alphastorm7051 indeed however even if the German's (and Bulgarians) didn't join the war on Italy's behalf the likely outcome would have been a stalemate
@Al Strider i am italian and i love the memes to be honest
@@Dourios_96 not supposedly. They surrender, but not before pretending to fight, and then after a heavy retreat they begin to sell out whoever they can to their new overlord.
My victims resist harder than the French... and my victims have no arms and legs.
0:39 who’s troops are these in the Ukraine?
Russia: What troops? I don’t see any troops.
When did this become a documentary?
Loving it! When finally it's not one villain in the house, but everyone has their own "soft spot"!