A Comedy Musician Reacts | DON'T TOUCH MY CLOGS by OCT [REACTION]
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Insane Ian is a comedy musician and comedy music fan. This week he's reacting to "DON'T TOUCH MY CLOGS" by @OCT_Official ! Like, share, comment, and subscribe!
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WOW thank you so much for reacting to our song!!!
It's awesome! And thank YOU for checking out my reaction!
Please make a 10
Hour version of the chorus and it’s just different things someone can do besides touching the clogs
I love your song
Just for Good Times sake. I'm gonna post the Lyrics In here..
*Intro Speech Starts..*
"I've been sent to Earth to capture a Relic that contains the energy of over Twelve Trillions Supernovas, with It's Mysterious powers, My People and I will rule the Galaxy.. With a _Wooden Clog."_
*The Lyrics and Song Starts:*
Years before I was born father told this to me
It was one Christmas morning in '73
There was one lonely gift left so, under the tree
My grandfather said, "Don't touch my--"
He said, "Boy, listen close
I am saying this once:
These were worn by my parents and their parent's parents
Now they're yours, but be sure to guard them with your life."
He said, "Don't ever let them touch my clogs!"
_You can take my cash_
_You can burn my house_
_You could force feed trash_
_I'd let you kick my balls while I chеwed on glass_
_Before I еven thought about letting someone touch my clogs_
_You'll have to take my life_
_You'll have to steal my dog_
_Have to beat my wife_
_You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife_
_You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my clogs_
(Don't touch my...)
_C-L-O-G-S_
(They're my clogs!)
_Whoa--_
*Oh!*
Father said "You're my son, so I'll tell you the truth:
I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth
Now these clogs, they are now yours;
Protect them with your life!
I pray you never let them touch your clogs!"
_You can slap my wrist_
_I'd let you shave my head_
_Let you wax my pits_
_I'd even butt-chug bleach while you twist my nips_
_And after all of that!_
_I still wouldn't let you touch my clogs_
_You can eat my lunch_
_And you can knock me out_
_With a 1-inch punch_
_And make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge_
_You'd have to shoot me dead_
_Before I ever let you touch my clogs_
*Is my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at least 25?*
*Then I will bare the clogs to them and they'll wear them with pride*
*And every single day from then, they'll make sure no one has touched their clogs!*
*They're the one thing I love; the only thing that makes me sure there's a god up above*
*Those wooden clogs on my feet, and they fit like a glove*
*And I would give up everything 'fore I let you touch my--*
...Clogs...
_C-L-O-G-S_
_(Now lay me down to sleep)_
_(I pray the Lord my clogs to keep)_
_(If I should Die before I wake)_
_(I pray the Lord my clogs to Die)_
You can take my cash... _(clogs)_
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls while I chewed on glass
Before I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
You'll have to take my life
You'll have to steal my dog
Have to beat my wife
You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife
You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my--
*The Song Ends..*
I swear to the Christ this song is such an earworm. The 80’s synthwave vibe always gets me every time (probably a taste thing lol). The bit about changing up the final chorus is something I think I agree with, especially with what they did with the extra stacked harmonies and whatnot. It definitely works, but there’s a lot of potential for so much more, like a key change or variation in rhyme scheme or something. Idk. But yeah. Super stoked you got around to this one!
At 14:00
It's a comedy song narrating very violent things and they could have gotten away with showing "beat my wife" but as they prove, they don't need to show abuse, in fact they elevate into another comedy
That's what I was trying to say! 😅
I love how they turn it up to 11 and then go even further - and do it with such enthusiasm that it seems as though they're taking this seriously. Which makes it even funnier and even more catchy
I love the attention to detail, the "you can beat my wife" scene changing the tone for the video is hilarious in a wholesome way.
Also the attention to the many details that make such a hilarious song STILL feel really epic. A lot of simple dance moves while they sing (many of which you pointed out) just make it epic with mere body language. Top tier song AND video, AND reaction.
23:20 that part is the best part of the song its just give me goosebumps its so good and i LOVE the build up to it and like you said the lyrics are amazing for it but even still the whole song is amazing
I wish they would turn this into an epic saga.
27:20 I see the repetition in scene of beating the villain as "we now do to you what you did to us".
Its kind of my interpretation on this.
Just got to say that this is a S tear reaction video, your part by part commentary was a pleasure to listen to.
Thank you!
21:30 NOOO IAN DON'T DRINK FROM THE PISS BOTTLE
Lol, that's water with Orange Mio flavoring, heh.
Their pronunciation is very Australian too. That’s what makes most of their rhymes work
I think what makes this really great is that even if the lyrics weren't hilarious, it would still be such a kick-ass song.
Love this song and your reaction here. I also immediately thought of Don't Wear Those Shoes the first time I heard this, and that is one of Als lesser known songs and albums in general. Fun stuff.
One thing that bothered me was the disassociation the opening lyrics have with what is happening in the music video. It starts with "Years before I was born, Father told this to me", implying that the first verse is about when the Father was a child getting the clogs passed on to him from his father (the Grandfather). But in the song, the Protagonist is shown as a child there with the Father and Grandfather.
I figured it was just creative license, as the father is receiving it from the grandfather, but the son is there seeing it because the story is being told to him so he feels like he's there. This kind of thing happens in movie and shows all the time too.
I had no idea what they were saying with "parents parents" until this video, now it's one of my favourite clever bits of the song
15:12 i think he might be wearing a punisher shirt
No, it's definitely the Spider-Man/Venom symbol.
this is the first react to this banger i've found, that's worth a sub.
Somehow the idea of somebody sitting in front of the computer and breaking down scene by seeing a comedy video and being a comedy musician is just hilarious to me. It’s just comedy. He acts like he’s reacting to the Odyssey or something lol.
Thanks for the engagement!
8:30 it might be more a beret or flat cap than a yarmulke.
I've watched this reaction once before but I think I've picked on some things that I hadn't before.
I think the biggest thing is that I feel a definite theme in the song behind the comedy and everything about tradition. There's a definite feeling that tradition is important here, literally saving the galaxy.
You could even take it further and make the parallel that the grandpa represents the tradition itself, the father represents the passing down of the tradition, and the son represents taking ownership of that tradition as it passes to you.
That's something I love about comedy music, that you can fit in lessons like this without being preachy or condescending, and offending far fewer people along the way.
2:39 movies have been shot in wide screen for a while, but then they trim them to show them on TV. That’s why you got the warning that the video was altered to fit your screen when youwatch movies on television.
@@carschmn yes, but the TV's weren't always wide is what I was saying. Movies would be cropped or made pan and scan to fit the square tv screen for years. Widescreen tvs didn't get popular until the late 90s/early 2000s.
9:41 YES, SOMEONE ELSE MADE THAT CONNECTION
The Hokey Pokey is amazing, and there is no need to justify it.
Old aspect ratio was 4:3, so not quite square. And this is why we know that Frank's 2000" TV is 1600" wide by 900" tall.
Ian: "There's a narrative going on in music videos..."
Me: Unless you're TMBG. They're just utterly bizarre.
Is it just me, or does Connor Boyd, the Cloginator, look like Ian?
Thinking about List Songs, and One More Minute springs to mind, of course. But then so does The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
Oh my God
Remember when TV's were SQUARE? OH MY GOD, GOOD TIMES
amazing reaction and analyzation. im def going to go check out more of your stuff, and subscribea
I love it when i hear a new comedy song and my first thought is “I cant wait for Ian to look at it”
something about your breakdowns mixed with hearty laughter keeps me entertained endlessly, keep it up bossman
I like the closeup on the grandfather. He has seen some shit😂
been waiting for this one!!
Spotify randomly recommended me this song (which is odd since a lot of my stuff recently has been between Folk, Metal and Grunge, yes I know it's a weird mix shut up), and having listened to it and then gone through the experience of watching the music video I can't believe how much of a banger this goofy song about wooden shoes is.
Bless these wonderful dorks.
I'm reacting to their newest song tomorrow!
@@Insaneian Oh pog, didn't even know they had a new one out!
This song is a banger, me and the boys play it often.
great video ad loved that you reacted to oct
Honestly I think it’s a good idea they repeated the first verse at the end after that climax of a bridge. Pushing the absurdity further wouldn’t have given them a chance to wind down to the end
4:00 I just realized its 30min reaction about 4 min music video.
Welcome to my channel. We do that all the time here. 😅
It gives me something to watch when I'm eating tea at random hours. It's also relaxing and Insane Ian has so much knowledge about comedy music.
You need to react to their newest video Half Horse Half Man by OCT!!! You are in for a treat!!
@@moonmaidenaudios536 already did! Goes live later today! (Been on my Patreon already!)
God, i love hearing you say, are danish and dutch the same thing, as a Dutchman
Love this song
Love the reaction
For the tshirt of the big dude i think its spiderman of 1988, so its before venom or symbiote existed
Spidey's black costume was *always* the alien symbiote, ever since it first appeared in Secret Wars #8...in 1984.
@@Insaneian oh its the same spider symbol ? didn't know that, i was guessing by memories, it was hard in this period of time to get comics from USA shipped to France, but it was so awesome
i somehow got this song to my second most played song on spotify
my number 1 was wonderwall with over 9000 plays haha-
As a dutch person i am not mad danmark is a great country with a great landscape
Since you're a comedy musician, have you reacted to Julien Bam's "Märchen in Asozial" (fairytales, but it's antisocial) and "Songs aus der Bohne" (songs from the bean)?
Note: The Saga at the end of the story involves characters from before "Märchen in Asozial" came out, but they should be easy to spot since they're Santa, Easter Rabbit, and Tooth Fairy.
Tooth Fairy is a bit more like white grim reaper, tho.
I'm not familiar with them, but ill try to look into them. Thanks!
Next you need to see Lolathons video making an avatar in VrChat with their song! xD
Being a comedy musician yourself, I would love to see you react to bo burnham
I've done a Bo Burnham reaction before (when Bo's songs from INSIDE were nominated for that year's Logan Awards) but it's a little tough to do because they get claimed and blocked by Netflix. I've seen all his specials before INSIDE tho.
My thought was that it as a send-up of Blue Suede Shoes.
I like your beard also new subscriber here will definitely check more videos out when i get a chance!
You remind me of both of the myth busters at the same time. In the best way.
I'll take this as a compliment!
Silly concept but this is just good music. It goes hard
You gotta listen to their new song Dim Sum Paradise!
I'm looking forward to it!
Hello, New sub here! If your looking for a song with hilarious lyrics, I would recommend "You belong Here" by JT Music. It would make my day. (Or you could listen to the Fnaf 3 rap Another Five Nights. It's also a good one)
Will you ever react to ,brother, by That HandsomeDevil ?
@AllNamesAreTakenBro is that a comedy song?
I am a quarter of an hour into this video and you have thus far watched a minute and a half of the video.
Please, chill with the pausing, like just experience the song, then go back and break it down after lol. I get the old 'If you want to watch it without interruption then go watch the original video' but it's more that it's better to actually just see your reaction all at once to the video/song as you watch/listen and then get your thoughts after.
@@bellidrael7457 no.
If you don’t mind me still asking, I really appreciate if you would one day watch at least one of Danny Gonzalez’s music videos. They’re very funny and there are many of them.
I have some of his stuff on my list, I just haven't been able to get to them yet. I hope to soon, tho!
@@Insaneian nice
@@Insaneian you should do Danny Gonzalez’s song called "im gonna kill santa claus" as a Christmas special video if you do one of his songs.
Blue Suede Shoes ))
Let the guy do what's he dose stop hating😅
Have you already reacted to a song called 50 ways to say goodbye
Nope, who's it by?
@@Insaneian train
@@linkace2633 oh.
That's not a comedy song.
My bad then
I think the hat is some kind of low beret...
I would love to see my man react to mome boys
Not familiar with them. Comedy? Any songs in particular?
@@Insaneian still beat is my fave but you could do a vid on any song in their only album, the first song they made was Stalingrad where they did a challenge to get in discord and make a song 1 hour
This might be a bit much for your channel but theres a rap battle for OJ Simpson VS Annoying Orange and there's a lot to talk about in it.
😶
Yeah, no I don't think I'm touching that one.
@@Insaneian respect it
Stop stopping! Yeah, I wanna see your reaction but leave your opinion till the end!
No.
im 1 min in . and im starting to think this reactor might be a comedy musician...
@@jesterjerry5999 i dunno...I'm being so vague! 😅
This seems more like an analysis of a video more than a reaction
That's what I say I do in the opening of the video: reaction *and* analysis.
Please dont pause the video so much.
I mean, I'm gonna...and you were warned that I do that at the very beginning of the video so...no.