A Wife Was Found With Another Man. This Is What Was Done To Her Organs.

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  • @chubbyemu
    @chubbyemu  27 днів тому +8296

    in no specific order:
    - don't cheat
    - don't harm one another, in any form, under any circumstance
    - take care of yourself and be well

    • @50Steaks68
      @50Steaks68 27 днів тому +15

      Chubbiest of emus

    • @poggerzayedshaikhandroblox4024
      @poggerzayedshaikhandroblox4024 27 днів тому +54

      agreed

    • @junko4166
      @junko4166 27 днів тому +270

      Imagine cheating fr. Just leave bruh 🤷

    • @davidp2888
      @davidp2888 27 днів тому +272

      And don't end up in the emergency room, where we are now.

    • @you2uber530
      @you2uber530 27 днів тому +178

      Cheating is one of the worst things a human being can do to another. No excuses. Break up if it doesn't work for you, but don't ever cheat.

  • @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo
    @ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo 27 днів тому +9314

    Never cheat on the shady Taco Truck Doctor Farmer.

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 27 днів тому +788

      He's survived worms and herbicides.... he's not an easy mark.

    • @totally_not_putin
      @totally_not_putin 27 днів тому +307

      That guy's had a wild life lol

    • @HellnawNaw-zq2jx
      @HellnawNaw-zq2jx 27 днів тому

      ​@@jamallabarge2665 this guy is practically invincible

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 27 днів тому +233

      He's had more careers than Johnny Sins. 😂

    • @BunnySpaceMachine
      @BunnySpaceMachine 27 днів тому +14

      What is "shaddy"?

  • @SOCKSofIRONFIST
    @SOCKSofIRONFIST 27 днів тому +4350

    I love how one of the Pizza Hut texts says "we are glad you liked the sausage"

    • @perfectscotty
      @perfectscotty 26 днів тому +47

      Hahahahha

    • @caldowning
      @caldowning 26 днів тому +29

      😂😂😂

    • @Kristopher_Logan
      @Kristopher_Logan 26 днів тому +87

      It was "I'm glad you liked our sausage" I was like. Which one, the one in the pizza, or the one on the delivery driver.

    • @i5ci-r3x
      @i5ci-r3x 26 днів тому +35

      @@Kristopher_Logan no shit

    • @Sleepyshy712
      @Sleepyshy712 26 днів тому +7

      Ok dose Pizza Hut actually have texting thing 😂

  • @iamtheiconoclast3
    @iamtheiconoclast3 27 днів тому +237

    That whole story was just incredibly sad. People's cruelty to each other is unreal.

    • @ceejayrox23
      @ceejayrox23 23 дні тому +1

      And don't fall in love with a scientist. Lol.

    • @thinknow1
      @thinknow1 20 днів тому

      or a drug dealer 😂​@@ceejayrox23

    • @JustAnotherShopaholic
      @JustAnotherShopaholic 20 днів тому +3

      ​@@ceejayrox23I don't know if I could resist

  • @leejames6800
    @leejames6800 27 днів тому +2241

    The acting and cinematography are always good in Chubbyemu videos but this one is stellar. From the facial expressions to the arguing, this one looks so real. The actor who plays Eric always does great work.

    • @MountainCry
      @MountainCry 27 днів тому +62

      Agreed, I always look forward to his appearances!

    • @chrisprescott2273
      @chrisprescott2273 27 днів тому +64

      He's great, but why does he usually play a scumbag? He's a mega Chad as the kids say.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 27 днів тому +66

      Wolfgang Nelson. Hope he makes it to the movies.

    • @infinitejest441
      @infinitejest441 27 днів тому +22

      Jon Ham ladies and gentlemen 😂

    • @sestnous
      @sestnous 27 днів тому +10

      He is really good.

  • @memopinzon
    @memopinzon 27 днів тому +4565

    MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND DIDN'T LIKE THIS.

  • @breezykeegz472
    @breezykeegz472 27 днів тому +1639

    You know it’s gonna be bad when you start hearing those strings.

  • @smakfu1375
    @smakfu1375 26 днів тому +39

    Chubbyemu videos have this uncanny ability to cause a strong psychosomatic response thanks to excellent dramatic reenactments, interesting medical explanations, and detailed symptom descriptions.

    • @APPEALtoFEAR
      @APPEALtoFEAR 4 години тому

      What are you doing using your big school words just use normal words and I’ll understand what you’re talking about

  • @MrStephen092
    @MrStephen092 27 днів тому +3042

    Also, if you eat/drink something and it tastes wrong and/or is hitting you the wrong way, STOP CONSUMING IT
    To all the people pointing out that ThIs Is obViOus: That's the point of the comment. I commented it BEFORE the part where he said she was tipsy, but it was a comment to express my bewilderment in why tf she kept drinking it if she was having such a bad reaction.

    • @ROGER2095
      @ROGER2095 27 днів тому +217

      That's a good lesson. Gordon Ramsey tastes all kinds of weird stuff - but spits it out if something's even slightly wrong. (I saw him spit out Girl Scout cookies!) But he's fit and healthy as a horse.

    • @baraka629
      @baraka629 27 днів тому +144

      *puts down moldy luchly box*
      "... Uuuhhh"

    • @jordynozymandias374
      @jordynozymandias374 27 днів тому +3

      No

    • @infinitejest441
      @infinitejest441 27 днів тому +16

      Thanks Dr Obvious

    • @LilLeanCuisine
      @LilLeanCuisine 27 днів тому +49

      Right but she also wasn’t in the right mind unfortunately

  • @maulerrw
    @maulerrw 27 днів тому +2169

    I knew a guy who intentionally gave himself nicotine poisoning. He couldn't quit and figured he would just make himself so sick on cigarettes he would never touch them again so he just smoked about 100 or so in a day. He said he was throwing up and had chills and felt sick for days but that it worked and he never smoked another cigarette.

    • @maximredoran3983
      @maximredoran3983 27 днів тому +247

      Hey, if it works, it works, just don't overdo it.
      Gave up speed in a similar way, clean for 4 years now.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 27 днів тому +347

      You should probably add “PS: don’t do this”

    • @chilversc
      @chilversc 27 днів тому +209

      Better option, talk to a health provider. For the most extreme cases there are vaccines available for nicotine. These prevent the nicotine reaching the brain, making smoking pointless.

    • @Dayone92
      @Dayone92 27 днів тому +12

      @@chilverscso basically steroids what would make you even more angry 😂

    • @bjs301
      @bjs301 27 днів тому +63

      That just sounds wrong. A real smoker wouldn't get that sick on 100 cigarettes in a day. I used to smoke 3 to 4 packs ( of 20 each) a day. Decades ago I was in a coma for 3 days following an auto accident, and on my first day conscious they told me I smoked a full carton. Thats 200. I had no memory, so I'd put one out then light another. Several days later I was still at 7 packs a day.

  • @joelglanton6531
    @joelglanton6531 22 дні тому +22

    My biggest takeaway is do NOT talk to police without a lawyer

  • @HavocDemon
    @HavocDemon 27 днів тому +6390

    CW - Cheating Wife

    • @ArcticWood11
      @ArcticWood11 27 днів тому +69

      Yes

    • @Jay_Z.
      @Jay_Z. 27 днів тому +47

      Right! 😂

    • @tanmayrai2003
      @tanmayrai2003 27 днів тому +92

      Nah, definitely Cat Woman.

    • @Booksarefun-lb1ij
      @Booksarefun-lb1ij 27 днів тому +73

      Actually no, in the description ChubbyEmu credited the actress playing CW as: "Cupcake Windle"

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 27 днів тому +9

      Bruh 💀

  • @stockstreamtwitch
    @stockstreamtwitch 27 днів тому +353

    I always love it when Jon Hamm donates his time for your videos.

  • @andreschiriff4354
    @andreschiriff4354 27 днів тому +1070

    Finally the actor who plays Eric didn't get sick this time.🤣

    • @roselane8152
      @roselane8152 27 днів тому +77

      Now he's making others sick 😂

    • @astraeanova4280
      @astraeanova4280 27 днів тому

      Does that make him a good or bad boy this time round? 😊😋

    • @AoiKaze2000
      @AoiKaze2000 27 днів тому +13

      It's the Soviet version... he's making other's sick.

    • @LukeStrife
      @LukeStrife 27 днів тому

      ​@@roselane8152 He's becoming too powerful!

    • @krispynachos9980
      @krispynachos9980 26 днів тому +7

      I thought he died when he accidentally poisoned himself whilst working on the farm?

  • @storungz
    @storungz 27 днів тому +10

    I love the actor playing Erik! He's so funny! Like in that one story where he was the cook on a food truck that gave some dude worms!! He's AWESOME!

  • @CKidder80
    @CKidder80 27 днів тому +1817

    I'm glad they arrested the dude in this video. He's been serving sketchy food and doing all types of rotten things. It's time they stopped him!

    • @scottmoseley5122
      @scottmoseley5122 27 днів тому +127

      I bet he gets out somehow and continues his mischief.

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 27 днів тому +194

      Look, you gotta give him some slack, he's also accidentally injected himself with farming-relared products multiple times!

    • @anayan6596
      @anayan6596 27 днів тому +74

      He was also a part time doctor while selling Tacos, I believe?

    • @astraeanova4280
      @astraeanova4280 27 днів тому +28

      This is getting really silly, and I like it. 😂

    • @MeloniousThunk
      @MeloniousThunk 27 днів тому +20

      You’d think a doctor would know better than not washing his hands before he makes tacos! 🌮 💩 🌮 💩 🌮

  • @catwoman7102
    @catwoman7102 27 днів тому +969

    It’s really sad that they haven’t discovered a nicotinic receptor antagonist as the antidote. Children can easily get nicotine poisoning considering the use of e-cigarettes.

    • @johnmcclane4430
      @johnmcclane4430 27 днів тому +14

      Aren't there plenty of agonists for this receptor?

    • @jokercardzz
      @jokercardzz 27 днів тому

      ​@johnmcclane4430 possibly wellbutrin, but most target the acetylcholine receptors, which can be very dangerous.

    • @DetroitFettyghost
      @DetroitFettyghost 27 днів тому

      ​@@johnmcclane4430not that work in a way to reverse nic poi like narcan to opiates does.

    • @jawohlbxb3534
      @jawohlbxb3534 27 днів тому

      @@johnmcclane4430 "centrally acting compounds such as bupropion, mecamylamine, and 18-methoxycoronaridine block nicotinic acetylcholine receptors in the brain and have been proposed for treating nicotine addiction."
      From wikipedia, there are some antagonists but their use as an antidote isnt mentioned and who knows how much they would help as an antidote.

    • @Leahm725
      @Leahm725 27 днів тому

      There is actually a medicine, it’s called Varenicline. Basically blocks the nicotine from the brain.

  • @hamster_eater_9683
    @hamster_eater_9683 27 днів тому +1660

    Watching with my wife's boyfriend. He said if I left a comment, he'd give me my Nintendo switch back.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 27 днів тому +44

      So did you get it back?

    • @axonaxonaxon
      @axonaxonaxon 27 днів тому +39

      why do you eat hamsters

    • @ausername7470
      @ausername7470 27 днів тому +36

      ​@@axonaxonaxon Maybe that's why he took away her Nintendo switch. She ate his hamster lol.

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 27 днів тому +3

      Soy face intensifies

    • @stocharron2753
      @stocharron2753 27 днів тому

      What kind of want ta be man would spend time with his prostitute sperms donner , what a fn looser

  • @akster8434
    @akster8434 27 днів тому +2379

    If your spouse or significant other cheats on you, it hurts, but just leave the relationship. You deserve much better.

    • @cherrelleg8276
      @cherrelleg8276 27 днів тому +8

      Thank u

    • @Lisanicolas366
      @Lisanicolas366 27 днів тому +34

      not so easy

    • @NateB
      @NateB 27 днів тому +218

      Then she divorces you and gets all your money and the kids and the sympathy.

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 27 днів тому +3

      @@NateB Exactly. If you are a man, never marry, there's no upside and all the risk.

    • @centralintelligenceagency9003
      @centralintelligenceagency9003 27 днів тому +92

      Better yet: Do not get married.

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 26 днів тому +11

    My grandmother grew tobacco. The smell of leaves curing, hanging in the barn, is a smell I will never forget. A wonderful reminder of my childhood.

  • @NickMate
    @NickMate 27 днів тому +1860

    0:12 I'm guessing that stands for "Cheating Wife"?

  • @royceroyce7715
    @royceroyce7715 27 днів тому +928

    "What can happen when you unknowingly ingest vape liquid" is a more accurate title and would probably make more people aware of how NOT a prank something like dumping e-liquid into your obnoxious drunk friend's drink would be. I'm just watching this grateful my brother is alive after one of his coworkers did that to one of his drinks as a "joke."

    • @SilveniumTheDrifter
      @SilveniumTheDrifter 26 днів тому +20

      Dang. What happened to him? The same thing that happened in this video (aside from the final outcome)?

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 26 днів тому +1

      Agreed

    • @BootyGoblinesque
      @BootyGoblinesque 26 днів тому

      @@SilveniumTheDrifter Guessing he was nauseous and white as a ghost for a few hours or more but otherwise fine. If you're trying to kill someone with vape juice you probably really have to be trying to kill them. Also when you're using refillable vapes usually the concentration of nicotine is pretty low because the systems themselves are a lot more beefy than those little disposable vapes are and they're producing a LOT more vapor, I think on average they're only about 0.5% to 1% nicotine? Although there's definitely refillable systems that are meant to mimic/replace disposable vapes where they produce less vapor and take much more higher concentration juice (those probably take 5% juice, sometimes 6% juice), I'm not too familiar with how common those are even though I'm interested in replacing my disposables with one of them.
      So basically I'm talking out my ass but if I was to guess based on personal experiencing with vaping and vape products and wanting to die after vaping way too much way too fast that he was probably fine and the lady in the video was particularly fucked up because homeboy was explicitly trying to kill her and probably mixed half a bottle or more into each drink, one after another.

    • @JessicaO490Z
      @JessicaO490Z 26 днів тому +101

      That doesn't seem like a joke. That seems like a defense when you get caught...

    • @Archaneleo
      @Archaneleo 26 днів тому +111

      Your brother had an attempted assassination on his life. That was no joke dude

  • @WafaaH
    @WafaaH 27 днів тому +1426

    I told my husband I’m going out to go see my boyfriend. He responded with “pfft you don’t have energy for an affair “ 😂 so true

    • @icedirt9658
      @icedirt9658 27 днів тому +50

      Mood

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 27 днів тому +113

      Heh, my wife used to joke that I'm too lazy to have an affair.
      I'd reply, "There is no man lazier than a man too lazy to go fishing and I am that man!"
      We also used to do "The Lockhorns" numbers at parties.

    • @KangwithoutaKangdom
      @KangwithoutaKangdom 27 днів тому +15

      Yall funny as hell😂😂😂

    • @ionceexisted
      @ionceexisted 27 днів тому

      @@spvillanosick burn

    • @wvvwwvwvv
      @wvvwwvwvv 27 днів тому +4

      Do you vape? 🤣

  • @SangoProductions213
    @SangoProductions213 26 днів тому +78

    Here's actual tips:
    1) If you have a problem... talk about it. Trying to irritate the other does absolutely nothing but engender resentment with both of you. This also clears up misunderstandings. Famously, humans have yet to develop mindreading. (You are also going to be much happier if you find someone for whom problems can be talked through, rather than spending your life looking for someone who literally will never have any conflict with you.)
    2) Don't cheat. Simple. Or if you do, make sure it's close enough to the time you break up with the original partner that there's no real time to be found out. Don't be greedy and insensitive at the very least.
    3) If you find the issues to be actually irreconcilable... actually break up. Two people who hate each other should not be living under the same roof. (See tip 1 though - don't let it get that far.)

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 26 днів тому +14

      This is very true, but in some situations, you cannot talk it out. I have a boss who smiles and walks away when I start talking about the problems between us. I also can't get away from them, because we work intimately with each other every day. But, I cannot quit - for multiple, more important reasons.
      Talking through problems is absolutely the best thing that can be done between two people, but some people are not secure enough with who they are to be so authentic. The profound insecurity they feel stops them from being honest with you, and sometimes, you have no choice but to include these people in your life.

    • @fetchstixRHD
      @fetchstixRHD 25 днів тому +8

      ​@@YFZriderdude15: Of course, though I would like to think that romatic relationships are one of the few places where you do have at least more of a choice. Work and the likes, there's less of a choice, and you'll always get those people in environments like that, but getting to at least be with someone who you know enough and who you can discuss things with... but then maybe I'm just idealistic maybe!

    • @ettaetta439
      @ettaetta439 25 днів тому +2

      So true! One of my friends literally caused herself problems at work because she didn't talk to a coworker who was slightly irritating her. Instead of clearing up the issue, she instead started being slightly irritating back. My friend is a good person, just petty sometimes, and pettiness doesn't really make for good workplace relations.

    • @thatguyonyoutube989
      @thatguyonyoutube989 24 дні тому

      ​@YFZriderdude15 Then why not just bring up the issue every time they come by? Then they'll either have to leave you alone or respond.

    • @YFZriderdude15
      @YFZriderdude15 10 днів тому

      @@fetchstixRHD Oh, certainly. With romance, you have a choice.

  • @chaicat3
    @chaicat3 27 днів тому +428

    A subscriber was alerted of a new Chubbyemu video. This is what happened to her screen time.

  • @xenosano
    @xenosano 27 днів тому +440

    The cheating clip was peak cinematography

    • @tactileslut
      @tactileslut 27 днів тому

      Mike's car came with some foreshadowing.

    • @randomguy5404
      @randomguy5404 26 днів тому +17

      Especially the way he throws his shirt at the camera

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 27 днів тому +341

    I was just around the corner, dude!
    - Divorce Lawyer

    • @NateB
      @NateB 27 днів тому +41

      Ready to give the house and his money to the cheater. No fault divorce

    • @ascalot1090
      @ascalot1090 27 днів тому +9

      Probably he was the one who paid for a house

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 27 днів тому +8

      @NateB Oopsie daisy his cigarettes started a house fire, just after he lost his valuables in a boating accident, so sad

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 27 днів тому +19

      @@NateB given that the video related that it was an Asian country, there's a good chance that there was no no fault divorce option available.
      But, thank you for playing US law is universal law, please play again.
      But, given the region, I suspect his fate was dire, as murder is seriously frowned upon in most countries and in that region, the death penalty is available in many nations.
      And while he was a wronged party, murder isn't a civilized option in that scenario.

    • @Sorchia56
      @Sorchia56 27 днів тому +9

      I’ve never understood cheaters or spouses that murder each other for cheating. If you’re unhappy, try to fix the issue or get divorced. She shouldn’t have cheated and he most definitely shouldn’t have poisoned/murdered her.

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 26 днів тому +7

    Interesting how he framed the wife just having a reasonably average memory as her somehow being evil!

    • @JayGatz4
      @JayGatz4 26 днів тому +5

      And framed cheating as worse than murder!

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 26 днів тому +1

      @@JayGatz4 🤡

  • @jokercardzz
    @jokercardzz 27 днів тому +793

    If anyone notices their SO texting with food places, just remember;
    THATS NOT HOW YOU ORDER FOOD!

    • @mrjonesandme8848
      @mrjonesandme8848 26 днів тому +23

      It is in some places
      😘

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 26 днів тому +31

      Its the best way to order sausage or tacos tho :3

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 26 днів тому +44

      Tbh, even if she isn't cheating, if she's in Wendy's DMs thats an instant breakup.

    • @brockly6434
      @brockly6434 26 днів тому

      ​@eightcoins4401 what's wrong with Wendy's bruh 😂

    • @JMN0285
      @JMN0285 26 днів тому +3

      @jokercardzz actually You can text Jets pizza and they’ll take your order like that but they’ll send you a link to pay

  • @puddinpop1312
    @puddinpop1312 27 днів тому +111

    Now that I'm in pharmacy school I'm gonna go back and rewatch all chubbyemu's videos and see what I know

  • @ZealousTots
    @ZealousTots 27 днів тому +98

    If I went to Pizza Hut that much, I’d be the one presenting to the emergency room

    • @JustAnotherShopaholic
      @JustAnotherShopaholic 20 днів тому +9

      AH is a 48 year old woman, presenting the the emergency room with Hyperpizzaemia (High Pizza present in Blood)

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric 7 днів тому +1

      It's true. For a while back in the day, I was having 4 or 5 stuffed crust Pizza Hut Pizzas every week. One night I felt like I couldn't breathe, I was hyperventilating and had to go outside. I lived with my grandfather at the time and he took me to the hospital. I was blocked up so bad I required medical intervention. Not sure why it affected my breathing. Back then, I was getting drunk and wasted every couple nights and ordering a stuffed crust pizza. The combination of dehydration from alcohol and constipation from too much cheese probably got to me.

    • @jennifergarcia5118
      @jennifergarcia5118 6 днів тому

      Hahahahha

  • @brendathevehicon
    @brendathevehicon 27 днів тому +47

    Its so fucked up how some people skip divorce and just decide that MURDER IS A BETTER ALTERNATIVE

    • @electraheart7745
      @electraheart7745 27 днів тому +7

      She should have left him. 😮

    • @lubricatedgoat
      @lubricatedgoat 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@electraheart7745He should have left her. But I'm sure in that case she'd try to steal half his stuff, which she didn't work for, as most women do in these circumstances. Disgusting nagging vaping creature need to be ejected.

    • @DaleDix
      @DaleDix 26 днів тому +6

      She was cheating. She should have gone.

    • @herj2075
      @herj2075 19 днів тому

      divorce only goes well for 1 sex

    • @leagueaddict8357
      @leagueaddict8357 17 днів тому +3

      Honestly, there is no need for this behavior at all if your SO is cheating leave, keeps your honour in tact, and see it as an opportunity to meet someone better.

  • @doctormary-hs9fr
    @doctormary-hs9fr 27 днів тому +74

    Excellent discussion of a complex condition! Love the music! Brilliant as always, thanks, Dr Bernard! 😄

  • @theletters9623
    @theletters9623 27 днів тому +646

    Remember kids, divorce papers are cheaper than bail, and no matter how mad you are at your spouse its not worth life in prison

    • @electraheart7745
      @electraheart7745 27 днів тому +11

      Facts

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 27 днів тому +3

      ^^^^^ This!^^^^ Also! make sure she feels important and wants to be a repeat customer.

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 27 днів тому +65

      She'll just take half of what you own, if you have kids she'll get both the kids, half your stuff AND half your salary forever.

    • @luongmaihunggia
      @luongmaihunggia 27 днів тому +13

      Also not worth your spouse's life

    • @SilveniumTheDrifter
      @SilveniumTheDrifter 26 днів тому +6

      Especially if you're a dude (the prison part).

  • @sketchreemead6353
    @sketchreemead6353 27 днів тому +643

    A grad student watched a new chubby emu video. This is how their focus disappeared.

    • @noob19087
      @noob19087 27 днів тому +29

      An undergrad student worked on his lab report. This is what happened when a new chubbyemu video was uploaded.

    • @holdupits420
      @holdupits420 27 днів тому +7

      A tradesman playing vids on the weekend this is how he didn't get the plat

    • @BunnySpaceMachine
      @BunnySpaceMachine 27 днів тому +8

      I got my graduate degree in 2017. Now I'm 70K in debt.

    • @ComedyPlastic
      @ComedyPlastic 27 днів тому +4

      A student was awake at 1 am. This is what happened when Chubbyemu posted.

    • @marzipanmerci1068
      @marzipanmerci1068 27 днів тому +3

      A doomscroller opened UA-cam App, this is what happened when ChubbyEmu's latest video upload pops up at the top of the recommendations.

  • @3arij-
    @3arij- 27 днів тому +11

    Thanks Dr Bernard for this challenging case, I kinda saw it coming when her heart wen bradycardia shift directly
    Take Care

  • @zealman79
    @zealman79 27 днів тому +577

    Taco truck man, noodle man... He's like the Johnny sins of chubby emu vids

    • @wardrich
      @wardrich 27 днів тому +16

      Just imagine that all the stories exist in the same universe, and are actually a timeline of this evil guy's work.

    • @keiharris332
      @keiharris332 27 днів тому +2

      So you are saying he has an only fans...

    • @NoobieToob
      @NoobieToob 27 днів тому +3

      ​@@keiharris332 he has only one fan

    • @LarkeyFactorial
      @LarkeyFactorial 27 днів тому

      bat man, turkey

    • @stupidasso6183
      @stupidasso6183 27 днів тому

      Best comment ever!

  • @Slammigon
    @Slammigon 27 днів тому +230

    I am just glad that Wolfgang Nelson wasn't the person who got poisoned this time. That man's job as an actor for this channel is stressful enough.

    • @TrashHeapCustodian
      @TrashHeapCustodian 27 днів тому +21

      dang, I've been calling him "UA-cam Jon Hamm" this whole time

    • @andreaa4242
      @andreaa4242 27 днів тому +8

      Damn that’s his real name 🔥

    • @astraeanova4280
      @astraeanova4280 27 днів тому +3

      Is that rely his name?😮

    • @lecantalouprouge
      @lecantalouprouge 27 днів тому

      ​@@astraeanova4280 yes, you can check the video description

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 26 днів тому

      ​@astraeanova4280 his name is Eric Wolfgang Nelson

  • @wardrich
    @wardrich 27 днів тому +303

    1:05 "she started developing a Vaper habit" my brain flipped "vaper" to "vapor" and suddenly I start imagining somebody who craves humidifiers and fog.

    • @melzymoomin888
      @melzymoomin888 27 днів тому +38

      The stuff you inhale from vapes is vapour, that’s why they’re called vapes... it’s got nicotine in but it’s not actually smoke. Although the way he said it made me think the same lol. He could have said vape habit.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 27 днів тому +8

      @@melzymoomin888yeah it sounded odd. “Vape habit” would have been a better choice of words.

    • @bogwife7942
      @bogwife7942 27 днів тому +22

      delighted by the mental image of someone who constantly has a fog machine running in their house, filling it with eerie fog that comes pouring out when you open the door. must be hell on the drywall

    • @KurusuPanda
      @KurusuPanda 27 днів тому +8

      CC spells it vapor, and it's not auto generated

    • @wardrich
      @wardrich 27 днів тому +10

      @@bogwife7942 "Babe, we must move to London. I hear they have a looot of fog there, and I MUST inhale it all!"

  • @fireice8
    @fireice8 14 днів тому +4

    Don't cheat but murder is much worse. Cheating doesnt justify violence, ever.

  • @quicktastic
    @quicktastic 27 днів тому +582

    She should have just broken up with him and left if she wasn't happy. He should've broken up with her and kicked her out once he learned she was unfaithful. Separate yourself from toxic situations before it escalates to something like this.

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 27 днів тому +83

      And do what? get a job? when she could just keep cheating and living off the dude instead? You clearly don't know how their minds work.

    • @ChloeOHwowie
      @ChloeOHwowie 27 днів тому +160

      ​@@MeidoInHebuntalk about making up stories in your head

    • @trenaceandblackmetal5621
      @trenaceandblackmetal5621 27 днів тому +2

      She’s a leech

    • @МаксимК-я4ы
      @МаксимК-я4ы 27 днів тому +90

      ​@@ChloeOHwowie it is how it goes in real life too. I can understand sustaining your kid after the divorce financially. But in cases where your partner and you never had any children to begin with, I'll never get why a guy must give half of his assets to a fully grown, adult woman, who can make money on her own. This seems like a legal way to rob somebody.

    • @kosmosXcannon
      @kosmosXcannon 27 днів тому +53

      @@МаксимК-я4ы probably why marriage has been going down for decades

  • @egerthainla9392
    @egerthainla9392 27 днів тому +540

    She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready, her palms are sweaty, there is vomit on her sweater already, she keeps on forgetting

    • @lillianzhan9
      @lillianzhan9 27 днів тому +76

      She opens her mouth but the words don't come out

    • @Novous
      @Novous 27 днів тому +66

      His mom is spaghetti

    • @Rexolaboy
      @Rexolaboy 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@Novous lol

    • @DeterminedTorres
      @DeterminedTorres 27 днів тому +4

      She really lost herself there

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 27 днів тому +6

      Moms spagetti

  • @vidya-mo8mq
    @vidya-mo8mq 27 днів тому +246

    "We're glad you loved our sausage" 1:49
    ...💀

    • @tanya5322
      @tanya5322 27 днів тому +12

      Ooh… missed that by watching on a tiny phone screen

    • @ModernPlumbingFan
      @ModernPlumbingFan 27 днів тому +3

      😂😂

    • @Dorkdominion
      @Dorkdominion 27 днів тому +5

      NAW THAT'S EVEN MORE CRAZY 💀💀💀

    • @mmhm007
      @mmhm007 27 днів тому +2

      😂 Thank you for sharing 😂

    • @krispynachos9980
      @krispynachos9980 26 днів тому +1

      Big sausage Pizza. IYKYK

  • @sophiashultz9990
    @sophiashultz9990 17 днів тому +1

    i love this channel so much the way he tells stories and the reenacting of the characters is quite entertaining 💀

  • @NatiSaednejad
    @NatiSaednejad 27 днів тому +165

    Pizza Hut out here stealing everyone's wives and girlfriends

    • @castillogrande8926
      @castillogrande8926 27 днів тому +16

      Nah, Little Caesar stole mine.
      I miss you Samantha 😢

    • @holdupits420
      @holdupits420 27 днів тому +15

      Stuffing that crust

    • @Chellz801
      @Chellz801 27 днів тому +8

      They got good sausage

    • @krispynachos9980
      @krispynachos9980 26 днів тому

      Pizzagate confirmed

    • @Sydd787
      @Sydd787 24 дні тому

      I've been telling that women need to stop going to Pizza Hut. Yall shameless

  • @boatbrain1050
    @boatbrain1050 27 днів тому +105

    2:36 you know its bad when he mentions a burning sensation

  • @themilkmonster949
    @themilkmonster949 27 днів тому +16

    Getting a "we're glad you loved our sausage" text from pizza hut is WILD 💀

  • @two_tier_gary_rumain
    @two_tier_gary_rumain 27 днів тому +2

    Great video, Dr. B! So even a small dose of nicotine can be quite lethal?

    • @rl6771
      @rl6771 27 днів тому

      Yes. And keep it away from something strong tasting like black coffee. It will mask the strong flavor until it's too late. Stay safe.

  • @moth.monster
    @moth.monster 27 днів тому +43

    Even the worst divorce is easier and faster than going to prison for murder so

    • @stonerwitch4629
      @stonerwitch4629 17 днів тому +4

      facts. absolutely mind boggling to me that there are people in the comments justifying or even sympathizing with attempted murder for cheating. idk about you but murdering not out of self defense is a bigger immorality than cheating no matter who you are.

  • @eliemalki9194
    @eliemalki9194 27 днів тому +62

    As a med student every time my attending asks me to present a case I do the PRESENTING hand gesture ☝️😭

    • @gmalcolms
      @gmalcolms 26 днів тому +2

      do they get the reference?

  • @SiberianHuskyF1
    @SiberianHuskyF1 27 днів тому +144

    New Chubbyemu: *Exists*
    Me: *Neuron activation*

    • @SeverityOne
      @SeverityOne 27 днів тому

      But what is 'neuron activation' called in Greek?

    • @wyntr1903
      @wyntr1903 27 днів тому

      Based

  • @ceejayrox23
    @ceejayrox23 23 дні тому +1

    Another superb video from Dr. Bernard on a topic that everyone should be aware of, no less. Wishing you the best of Holidays, Dr.

  • @christopher.m.dickinson0315
    @christopher.m.dickinson0315 27 днів тому +193

    strange text messages from Pizza Hut the past few months but he didn't think anything suspicious of it 😆

    • @miles3101
      @miles3101 27 днів тому

      "The tip must be huge because I always hear the deliveryman happily clapping behind the door"

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 27 днів тому +31

      But she always ended up with a pizza… afterwards.

    • @alastairward2774
      @alastairward2774 27 днів тому +14

      ​@@Sashazurpizza, cigarette and a blissful smile.

    • @RobKaiser_SQuest
      @RobKaiser_SQuest 27 днів тому +14

      I for one, always make sure to text back my delivery driver and thank them for the delicious and SOO satisfying pizza.

    • @amicaaranearum
      @amicaaranearum 27 днів тому +10

      @@Sashazur I bet it was the meat-lover’s pizza with extra sausage.

  • @komocode
    @komocode 27 днів тому +143

    anyone else point the finger at the monitor when chubby emu says "PRE SENT ING"

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce 27 днів тому +5

      I am not a loser.

    • @ECHOGEKO
      @ECHOGEKO 27 днів тому +16

      @@Mr.SpicyIceare you sure 🌝

    • @phthalate346
      @phthalate346 27 днів тому +17

      👆presenting👆 to the emergency room, where we are now

    • @lechatbotte.
      @lechatbotte. 27 днів тому +11

      Only when we’re in the emergency room where we are now

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce 27 днів тому +1

      @@ECHOGEKO I am not a primate.

  • @aarontrupiano9328
    @aarontrupiano9328 27 днів тому +246

    look at that. the guy in these reenactments is finally not the victim

    • @misteral9045
      @misteral9045 27 днів тому +4

      It's still straight nonsense to me.

    • @reggiep75
      @reggiep75 27 днів тому +39

      He's levelled up. He no longer has to play the victim.

    • @Chris-wn9hi
      @Chris-wn9hi 27 днів тому +30

      He's not in the bathroom, grimacing and holding his stomach for once. 😂

    • @davidmirasol8762
      @davidmirasol8762 27 днів тому +4

      @@reggiep75 If ya can't beat em, join em!

    • @marzipanmerci1068
      @marzipanmerci1068 27 днів тому +12

      ​@@reggiep75 "you either die a victim, or live long enough to become a villain" 💀

  • @Sabotageking
    @Sabotageking 9 днів тому +1

    Please please do more story’s like this. I absolutely love your story telling to the medical explanation. Outstanding explanation. 👍🏻 from me.

  • @djkb125
    @djkb125 27 днів тому +106

    I’m on day 4 of no vape. I needed to quit due to an upcoming surgery and nicotine can also, apparently, negatively affect wound healing.
    I always click a new chubbyemu video ASAP but today’s was especially informative.
    I had a nicotine patch one time with maybe a rip in it cause it made me so sick! The salivating and nausea was intense. Gut told me it was the nicotine and I started feeling better within a couple hours of removing the patch. It may not be carcinogenic like tobacco but that doesn’t mean it’s without risk!

    • @SetiSupreme-d7o
      @SetiSupreme-d7o 27 днів тому +3

      I seem to be one of these ultra nicotinists then! They didn't let me have any of my nicotine products in the hospital I was at so they gave me patches, the effect was nonexistent so I ripped slices of the surface where the nicotine is and stuffed them under my tongue. No chills, nothing. Just got rid of my cravings. Went through like 5-7 patches a day like that but I'm used to snus that has as much nicotine in one portion than is in a whole pack of Marlborough reds. It's absolute overkill but the dosages have just gone up and up and up over the years but I haven't smoked in years

    • @Xander1Sheridan
      @Xander1Sheridan 27 днів тому +9

      it is all horrible for you. It's basically long term torture of your own body that you pay for.

    • @anayan6596
      @anayan6596 27 днів тому +6

      Good Luck for your SURGERY!!!!!! I too had to leave my previous habits for a Dental Implant. And God, would u believe me? Once the habit left till now, I've never had any exposure to it. It's been over a year now........Good Luck, once you leave it, it Leaves You!!!!!!
      🫴✨

    • @kylebowles9820
      @kylebowles9820 27 днів тому +3

      Godspeed; it gets easier after the initial cravings

    • @ScouseJazmin
      @ScouseJazmin 27 днів тому +4

      Honestly, being bedbound after a surgery for a week was probably what helped me quit more than anything! It gets easier, and the money saved is wild

  • @Jesse78
    @Jesse78 27 днів тому +165

    When I saw salivation, low blood pressure and excessive sweating along with her vaping and the alcohol tasting bad, I immediately knew it was nicotine poisoning/cholinergic toxidrome

    • @aplive58
      @aplive58 27 днів тому +4

      Yep. The initial spike in BP and HR were depolarizing bloackade.

    • @seraphina985
      @seraphina985 27 днів тому +28

      Having actually had my own vape fail once and accidently inhaled a millilitre of liquid I was hit with this moment of oh fuck. Fortunately in my case it was not a lethal dose but severe heart palpitations and excessive sweating was the initial response so I called the ambulance to seek treatment as it was clear something was definitely not right. Turned out all that was needed in my case was a mask with elevated oxygen to keep me oxygenated while the body did it's thing and dealt with the poison.

    • @sherw7635
      @sherw7635 27 днів тому +2

      The irony of it all. He really got her!

    • @melzymoomin888
      @melzymoomin888 27 днів тому +3

      @@seraphina985a millilitre seems like a lot just from one failed puff, that’s like half the tank at once. (I’ve accidentally gotten liquid from my vape in my mouth before, but never a lot.)

    • @SetiSupreme-d7o
      @SetiSupreme-d7o 27 днів тому

      ​@@melzymoomin888Lol if my vape is out of battery outside I just take the liquid and pour some under my tongue. Freaking love it

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 27 днів тому +25

    If you’re unhappy in your relationship just break it off. No amount of petty revenge is worth dying over and no amount of money is worth catching murder charges over. He could have afforded a good lawyer that would probably get him a pretty good divorce deal, now he’d be lucky to avoid life in prison.

    • @feministpicnicfallsapartaf3644
      @feministpicnicfallsapartaf3644 26 днів тому +12

      "He should have a deal and only give 20% of his stuff to a cheater" chuckhold cope. The man was based beyond belief

    • @legacymse7095
      @legacymse7095 26 днів тому +5

      Pay a lawyer to get a good divorce deal? Bro got cheated on for working too much and providing for her. She didn't deserve anything.

    • @everyone1liesd459
      @everyone1liesd459 24 дні тому +1

      This would be ideal
      If marriage didn't come with the other party getting paid for cheating

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 24 дні тому +2

      @ “I know I’m unhappy with a bitch who cheated on me and literally does things now specifically to annoy me but if I divorce her she gets a little bit of money and I can’t have that whoops! Guess I gotta kill her!” Yall are too fucking obsessed with that idea. So what if she gets alimony? Think of it as some money paid to never fucking see her again. He can make more, he has a good business.

    • @herj2075
      @herj2075 19 днів тому +2

      with a good lawyer the judge would only give her the house. what a deal!

  • @Cavemankind_
    @Cavemankind_ 25 днів тому +7

    A poison is always in the dosage. Even with water.

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 27 днів тому +57

    "it also takes muscarine, also found in-"
    Muskrats
    "Muscaria, a kind of mushroom"
    Darn

  • @essteben
    @essteben 27 днів тому +45

    Pizza hut texting is wild lol

  • @RCGC480
    @RCGC480 27 днів тому +67

    1:43 You know your girlfriend is utterly deranged when they decide to call you 'Pizza Hut' through messaging.

    • @shanaeverowe9626
      @shanaeverowe9626 27 днів тому +10

      I mean he pbly had her as stuffed crust or something like that

    • @Sorchia56
      @Sorchia56 27 днів тому +2

      @@shanaeverowe9626 🤣🤣

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 27 днів тому +6

      Bruh the husband literally killed someone

    • @NemesisFromResidentEvil
      @NemesisFromResidentEvil 24 дні тому +1

      @@SarahAbramovaStop victim blaming

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 24 дні тому +3

      @@NemesisFromResidentEvil you are defending a killer

  • @amarug
    @amarug 26 днів тому +38

    I will never understand how couples can start murdering each other. I understand that you can drift apart, that you may find yourselves realizing that you are no longer the same two people that met years ago. Thats sad, but it's in the everchanging nature of nature and unavoidable in some - but how about just ending it BEFORE you start cheating and murdering. It's just insane.

    • @adriadelafuente3648
      @adriadelafuente3648 26 днів тому +15

      The early parts of the video tell us that it's not something that happens one day.
      The guy is presented as being mentally and emotionally abused by the woman, and one day he snaps and tries to off her.
      Same things happen with women who are physically abused by men, and then murder them in their sleep.
      It's perfectly understandable to answer violence with violence.

    • @TFYS223
      @TFYS223 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@adriadelafuente3648Did your drink get spiked with the nicotine too or is your brain usually this slow? He could've left and gotten a new girlfriend instead of what he did, LOL

    • @col.sandersspacemarines1077
      @col.sandersspacemarines1077 25 днів тому +1

      @@TFYS223 dude, do an IQ test - I DARE YOU 😆

    • @TFYS223
      @TFYS223 25 днів тому

      @col.sandersspacemarines1077 As soon as you can graduate the 6th grade, brainlet.

    • @snowcloudshinobi
      @snowcloudshinobi 23 дні тому +3

      @@TFYS223 that's what he should have done but most men don't have the option of just finding a new girlfriend and after investing a lot of time, emotions and money into a relationship it probably isn't all that practical to try. probably flushed his life down the toilet because he didn't think he could get better and instead decided to get even.

  • @Piratewaffle43
    @Piratewaffle43 27 днів тому +112

    Man, divorce isn't illegal.

    • @midn8588
      @midn8588 27 днів тому +14

      Might as well be in certain social circles

    • @kewlztertc5386
      @kewlztertc5386 27 днів тому +4

      And infidelity gets you out of Alimony m

    • @2percentright
      @2percentright 27 днів тому

      Still costs you more than half your stuff. That business he built from the ground up providing a good life for him and his whore wife? Half of it is hers now

    • @deepfriedchocobo
      @deepfriedchocobo 27 днів тому +13

      lol..for now....

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 27 днів тому +7

      ​@@deepfriedchocoboThat's what I was going to reply!

  • @noob19087
    @noob19087 27 днів тому +183

    0:27 That's a shoelace isn't it?

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet 27 днів тому +35

      Low budget props are the best

    • @insanebrobot9853
      @insanebrobot9853 27 днів тому +4

      😂

    • @mybags_a_dragon
      @mybags_a_dragon 27 днів тому +14

      Yep seen this comment and was like this man seen something I didn’t even notice . Nice one.. good eye…

    • @kimmartin2480
      @kimmartin2480 27 днів тому +7

      Totally a shoelace 😂

    • @slithersly
      @slithersly 27 днів тому +28

      The elastic bands on oxygen masks look exactly like taut shoe laces. My hospital uses masks that have white ones.

  • @richardharding7767
    @richardharding7767 27 днів тому +30

    "How often we give our enemies the tools of our own destruction"
    Aesop.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 26 днів тому +26

    things that are better than a life sentence:
    talking to your partner
    breaking up with your partner
    divorcing your partner
    separating from your partner
    but apparently, to this guy, they weren't

  • @fclp67
    @fclp67 27 днів тому +23

    Now I will have the "what happens if you drink vape juice" factoid in my head forever, thanks Dr Bernard

    • @zsigzsag
      @zsigzsag 27 днів тому

      Just don't do it. It taste bad, had a few times where eliquid did not vaporize and splattered in my mouth, not good. Been vaping almost 13 years now, no problems but I vape the regular eliquid, usually 6mg is the highest. Now the salts might have more nicotine in them 30mg I think, i never use salts or those devices The mod (device) she was using look like the type that do use salts.

  • @uff215
    @uff215 27 днів тому +35

    dropping everything for this rn

  • @kakregax
    @kakregax 27 днів тому +61

    15:12
    "arizona woman sented to PROBATION for poisoning husband with bleach for months"
    Imagine having this level of power, unreal

    • @paradoxicalmadness4507
      @paradoxicalmadness4507 27 днів тому +23

      The courts aren't biased though lmao

    • @user-wz6ck6qk8k
      @user-wz6ck6qk8k 27 днів тому +2

      …That man survived, unlike the victim in this video. “Murder is ok as long as the victim is a woman, amirite fellas hurdurr muh men’s rights”

    • @aaronbryan5095
      @aaronbryan5095 27 днів тому +10

      Modern USA moment in a nutshell

    • @aawillma
      @aawillma 27 днів тому +2

      He should have chosen better 🤷

    • @alienmorality
      @alienmorality 27 днів тому

      US criminal "justice"

  • @phyllojoe5346
    @phyllojoe5346 27 днів тому +9

    Interesting that the blame is placed on the cheating woman, not the husband, when in videos where the genders are switched it's the opposite

    • @weirdloverwilde
      @weirdloverwilde 27 днів тому +2

      Funny eh? I noticed that too.

    • @col.sandersspacemarines1077
      @col.sandersspacemarines1077 26 днів тому

      you 2 deserve to be cheated on

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 26 днів тому

      This is youtube. Every comment section has insane people thinking everyone must be just burning to hear their take.
      Ive see people defend the man in cases where the man cheated.

    • @Coolguy-or8ex
      @Coolguy-or8ex 26 днів тому +1

      Um most are people supporting the cheater

  • @RachelRichards
    @RachelRichards 27 днів тому +194

    If only his wife's boyfriend had bought him a Nintendo Switch, none of this would have happened. So tragic.

    • @NateB
      @NateB 27 днів тому +28

      And Reddit gold and chicken nuggets

    • @paradoxicalmadness4507
      @paradoxicalmadness4507 27 днів тому +18

      This comment reminds me of that dude that cried to the force awakens trailer lol

    • @gqas1247
      @gqas1247 27 днів тому +3

      Bro's got jokes

    • @alwaysright3943
      @alwaysright3943 27 днів тому +1

      @@gqas1247 Lmao.

    • @alwaysright3943
      @alwaysright3943 27 днів тому +1

      @@paradoxicalmadness4507 It reminds me of any dude that's ever lived.

  • @craigh5236
    @craigh5236 27 днів тому +12

    I love the actors you have for your videos

  • @neyoid
    @neyoid 27 днів тому +26

    7:45 predicting that the husband dumped the vape juice into her drink
    10:30 gg ez, gotcha

  • @Lampey22
    @Lampey22 25 днів тому +3

    13:17 this sentence needs to be in every anti-drug ad/campaign ever. Very well said!

  • @donovanlyons1253
    @donovanlyons1253 27 днів тому +10

    Damn chubbyemu, been waiting forever for a new video, i missed seeing your notifications, it's the only one I don't immediately swipe away

  • @ramuneraven
    @ramuneraven 27 днів тому +276

    Cheating is bad, but I feel like if your response is to poison your partner, uhm…. You’re fighting a fire with a flamethrower fueled by Benzene

    • @shanaeverowe9626
      @shanaeverowe9626 27 днів тому +11

      But it's going down via my flames not yours haha😅

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 27 днів тому +41

      What else was he gonna do? Divorce her? And let her take his shit and money? F that.

    • @Lalabaster
      @Lalabaster 27 днів тому +62

      If she left, he would have murdered her in that scenario as well. He sounded like a horrible husband. So I don't blame her. But according to emu's script, she was "nagging" etc. The pushed sexism is scary but not surprisingly by a male md.

    • @paradoxicalmadness4507
      @paradoxicalmadness4507 27 днів тому

      ​@@LalabasterRight, women never have any agency and don't ever have to be accountable for their actions. It's never her fault 😊

    • @Wyattporter
      @Wyattporter 27 днів тому +48

      Surprised it took me this long to find this comment. These people were really not made for each other and probably married too early. Not a fan of chubbyemu’s pinned comment where the first takeaway is “don’t cheat” as if this is at all an acceptable response

  • @Princessmomoring
    @Princessmomoring 27 днів тому +14

    A girl decided to watch a new chubbyemu video, this is what happened to her homework

    • @wyntr1903
      @wyntr1903 27 днів тому +1

      Me, but my sleep cycle.

  • @commenter19393
    @commenter19393 26 днів тому +1

    I just wanted to say - thank you for the great content! I have been watching you for over 7 years now and am still actively pursuing a career in medicine.
    Also, your improvements in production value and storytelling are incredible. Amazing storytelling with great accompanying footage.
    Thank you for everything that you do!

  • @galexian_
    @galexian_ 27 днів тому +52

    unpredictability: catastrophic

  • @BoatyMcBoatface777
    @BoatyMcBoatface777 27 днів тому +11

    This is what happens if you cheat on backwards baseball cap Don Draper

  • @ambiebambiboo
    @ambiebambiboo 27 днів тому +70

    Cheating sucks. I’ve been cheated on in every relationship I’ve ever been in but, poisoning or killing or maiming that person is not gonna help. You’ll just be in a shit ton of trouble and still cheated on.

    • @JOEYZ-nq2gn
      @JOEYZ-nq2gn 27 днів тому +16

      Every relationship 👀 maybe the problem is you at that point. Get help

    • @alwaysright3943
      @alwaysright3943 27 днів тому +16

      Finally a comment that doesn't assume a position of moral superiority and is just a practical observation instead.

    • @Cecilia-sendai506
      @Cecilia-sendai506 26 днів тому +18

      @JOEYZ-nq2gn Wtf??? why are you defending a cheater like you’re clearly the one who needs help

    • @_letstartariot
      @_letstartariot 26 днів тому +21

      @@Cecilia-sendai506I don’t think they’re defending the cheaters. I think they’re saying the OP can possibly learn ways to protect themselves from philanderers. Like recognising negative behaviours and actions in a prospective partner before you become emotionally invested. The commenter could have said it better however.

    • @mizuki4002
      @mizuki4002 26 днів тому

      ​​​@@_letstartariotyou are giving them too much credit.
      "the problem is you at that point, get help" isn't "you can learn to recognize negative behavior" but "you are a horrible fucker that's why people cheat on you"

  • @peterkapinos277
    @peterkapinos277 27 днів тому +1

    Wolfgang is back! He's the next Jon Hamm. Great video as always!

  • @nanopanda
    @nanopanda 27 днів тому +91

    "He was expecting her not to wke up"
    Bro people would commit murder rather than go to therapy or confront their problems 😭

    • @dawisekrakken7026
      @dawisekrakken7026 27 днів тому +16

      Sounds like she was the problem and not the hard working husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stuffz4040
      @stuffz4040 27 днів тому +42

      @@dawisekrakken7026doubt he was that hardworking honest guy considering he would resort to murder

    • @dawisekrakken7026
      @dawisekrakken7026 27 днів тому +14

      @ she started cheating cuz he was working too much. Instead of being a housewife she wanted to be for the streets. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChloeOHwowie
      @ChloeOHwowie 27 днів тому +29

      @@dawisekrakken7026 sounds like he was an abusive and neglectful husband so he deserved to get cheated on🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dawisekrakken7026
      @dawisekrakken7026 27 днів тому +3

      @@stuffz4040 you never had your life destroyed cuz of a women. When that happens to you, you’ll understand. 😂

  • @mmm-mmm
    @mmm-mmm 27 днів тому +37

    a married woman, presenting with a boyfriend, was poisoned...

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 27 днів тому +9

    Leave. Don't cheat, or you're entitled to absolutely nothing. You might lose some things too.

  • @sladeo810
    @sladeo810 26 днів тому +2

    Passive voice and Wolfgang are doing A LOT of work here.

  • @CELLPERSPECTIVE
    @CELLPERSPECTIVE 27 днів тому +58

    In order of increasing severity:
    - presented to the emergency room
    - cholinergic toxidrome
    - WIFE'S BOYFRIEND

  • @tefja
    @tefja 27 днів тому +35

    wild title

    • @gackmcshite4724
      @gackmcshite4724 27 днів тому +1

      I too was found with her boyfriend and it ruined my life.

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 27 днів тому +136

    Some people will really decide on murder before considering talking, couples counselling or a divorce

    • @ThePotionMaster413
      @ThePotionMaster413 27 днів тому

      @@ligmasack9038please never get married. ever.

    • @Hello-jx2qc
      @Hello-jx2qc 27 днів тому

      Wtf ​@@ligmasack9038

    • @TheAqualegend
      @TheAqualegend 27 днів тому

      @@ligmasack9038 ....based? lol

    • @s.tar.lin.g
      @s.tar.lin.g 27 днів тому

      @@ligmasack9038 😑

    • @voidghost8360
      @voidghost8360 27 днів тому +40

      I think if you believe poisoning someone is better than divorce you need to look into professional help

  • @PlaceOfDestination
    @PlaceOfDestination 15 днів тому +3

    Remember kids - always check if they are still breathing and have a pulse!

  • @JayceeGenocide
    @JayceeGenocide 27 днів тому +24

    UA-cam made you so rich that your production has actors & leveled up.

    • @aodigital9421
      @aodigital9421 27 днів тому +1

      Its been a minute since he’s been doing that.

    • @JayceeGenocide
      @JayceeGenocide 27 днів тому

      I recall this channel having rudimentary animation or still shots.​@@aodigital9421

  • @johnnypham2850
    @johnnypham2850 27 днів тому +53

    DO NOT MURDER!!!

    • @mariGentle
      @mariGentle 27 днів тому +2

      Really?

    • @meaganfarr2
      @meaganfarr2 27 днів тому +3

      NUH UH

    • @Reality_Enjoyer
      @Reality_Enjoyer 27 днів тому +1

      How about do not cheat and convince divorce is a good enough option and then proceed to legally steal half of your partners s**t and kids and property and then be applauded by a shameless society for what you've done?

    • @TheVGMajor
      @TheVGMajor 27 днів тому +16

      Don't be an adulterer

    • @axonaxonaxon
      @axonaxonaxon 27 днів тому

      LOL

  • @dany_fg
    @dany_fg 27 днів тому +91

    "If you don't need to put it in your body, don't put it in your body"
    this is a good rule, now if you'll excuse me, I need to breathe the toxic radioactive pollution in the air.

    • @holdupits420
      @holdupits420 27 днів тому +3

      Nicotine pouches ok?

    • @c6q3a24
      @c6q3a24 27 днів тому

      Your granite bench tops and your bananas are many many times more radioactive than the air.
      Flying on a plane exposes you to more radiation than an x-ray.

    • @marzipanmerci1068
      @marzipanmerci1068 27 днів тому +3

      Maybe you need some O'Hare Air?

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 27 днів тому +1

      I grew up in the 1960's, that literally was the case, as well as radioisotopes in the food supply. Still shows up on gamma cameras during diagnostic imaging. The carbon-14 spike from atmospheric testing should fade by 2030 though in the biosphere.
      By then, TMI will be fully online, so we'll have improved monitoring around here, given the reactor's only a couple of miles away.

    • @sigmamale4147
      @sigmamale4147 27 днів тому

      Do you live in fukushima reactor 4 ?

  • @laurapeterson559
    @laurapeterson559 6 днів тому

    I'm currently in school for my BSN, I use your videos (and off heme review too) as sources in papers and presentations. Now I have professors who like your video. I always get so excited when I see new posts from you, I try to wait to watch them but usually I can't handle the anticipation and crack early. Please never stop posting ❤❤

  • @MrAviator7
    @MrAviator7 27 днів тому +6

    FINALLY A NEW VIDEO!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!

  • @MsZen21
    @MsZen21 27 днів тому +58

    I dont think her cheating gives a reason for MURDER. Why didnt she just leave if she wasnt happy instead of cheating? The threat of murder.

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 27 днів тому +4

      You're breaking real ethical ground here

    • @shanaeverowe9626
      @shanaeverowe9626 27 днів тому

      People will cheat for the thrill of it. Plus they want to milk the successful husband dry before they file for divorce in case they can't get a favorable verdict.

    • @iagas9
      @iagas9 27 днів тому +4

      @@warbler1984Ethical ground that Bernard isn’t. It’s a low bar but he couldn’t even clear that

    • @diemes5463
      @diemes5463 27 днів тому +18

      Cheating is betrayal, betrayal is a reason for murder. Not a justification, but absolutely a reason. This is why crimes of passion have less severe sentencing, we understand that under extreme duress people can make bad decisions.

    • @emptyemptiness8372
      @emptyemptiness8372 27 днів тому

      ​@@diemes5463 100%, everyone has an opinion on cheating that changes when they are cheated on.

  • @ashleyrose5180
    @ashleyrose5180 27 днів тому +4

    As someone who used to be very addicted to vaping, when I heard the symptoms, my first thought was vape juice in the drink. Nicotine poisoning feels horrible

  • @nedgoldreyer8761
    @nedgoldreyer8761 17 днів тому

    Great, great work as always. I've been watching your content for years and I'm very glad to see the astronomical following you've built. The dramatizations are consistently well done, and I particularly enjoy the actor who frequently and very convincingly portrays sketchy characters.