No Hecklers Were Harmed In The Making of This Clip

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2023
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  • @Lowbrow_Mthakathi
    @Lowbrow_Mthakathi 8 місяців тому +102

    First you impersonate the ADL, now you’re using their funding model? You’re a braver man than me Danny.

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 8 місяців тому +3

      Blood Tribe gonna show up at Danny's next show.

    • @JamesScrote
      @JamesScrote 8 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 8 місяців тому +54

    Danny going for those 6 million view clips

    • @davee9527
      @davee9527 8 місяців тому +8

      6 million views? Maybe 400 thousand views.

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 8 місяців тому +6

      That's a lot of views. Are you sure that's even possible?

    • @mennymoto
      @mennymoto 8 місяців тому +4

      With only 22000 subscribers?

  • @maximeanselot3007
    @maximeanselot3007 8 місяців тому +33

    -Are you an Arab ?
    -No
    -For that bit you'll have to be
    😅

  • @TrangleC
    @TrangleC 8 місяців тому +16

    "Your mother is a goat and your father is a donkey!"
    (Imagine the Arab accent.)

    • @jetorixjones
      @jetorixjones 4 місяці тому +1

      For some reason I read it in an Pakistani accent and it was hilarious

  • @Mysticfob
    @Mysticfob 8 місяців тому +17

    You came to a comedy show, time to participate buddy!

  • @user-re9mz2bt1e
    @user-re9mz2bt1e 8 місяців тому +8

    A great man once said, with the control of media the gremlins turned heaven into hell and vice verse.

  • @shortwidgets
    @shortwidgets 8 місяців тому +3

    😂 Gotta sometimes take matters into your own hands

  • @sharpsonmusic
    @sharpsonmusic 8 місяців тому +5

    Great joke for a bad crowd

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 8 місяців тому +7

    "Hey, Polishchuk, you're about a funny as a Jew! Which, relatively speaking, is a pretty funny group. But it's still a form of bigotry!"
    _Now we have to figure out how to roast hecklers in the comment section._

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 6 місяців тому

    "don't worry about your bank" would have been a better line 😮😂😂😂

  • @JamesScrote
    @JamesScrote 8 місяців тому +20

    Please tell me he took the bait at some point during your set 😂

  • @TommyWashow
    @TommyWashow 8 місяців тому +3

    as soon as you asked if anyone had seen one of those videos i would have immediately started i cant beleive no one said a word

  • @OoTRIGGAMANoO
    @OoTRIGGAMANoO 8 місяців тому +4

    "Why don't ya go burn up another island with your special lasers ya greedy fuck!!" Too much?? I left out big nosed at least. It doesn't work for Danny... but there's no evidence I can find that suggests he doesn't have a space laser.

  • @Okillydokilly69
    @Okillydokilly69 8 місяців тому +5

    Danny rules .

  • @nezantra
    @nezantra 8 місяців тому

    Do a "Heckler for Hire" ad cold open for the Boyscast. Or better yet do a whole skit

  • @bigretardhalo
    @bigretardhalo 8 місяців тому

    Nicely done...

  • @jasono2139
    @jasono2139 8 місяців тому +3

    A Jewish person scheming a plot of how to get an completely innocent Arab man to get him millions of shekels for nothing in return...
    Where have I SEEN THIS BEFORE?!?! 🤣

    • @_danny
      @_danny  8 місяців тому +3

      too much noticing

  • @OlleHungrig
    @OlleHungrig 8 місяців тому +1

    10 min thinking what would i say....best was...hes a grabler and do the forbiden handwash and smurk

  • @overdressed
    @overdressed 8 місяців тому +3

    Danny looks younger! And is of course funny as always!

  • @_danny
    @_danny  8 місяців тому +2

    Sign up for my mailing list to see me live: eepurl.com/ih3J71

  • @jswets5007
    @jswets5007 8 місяців тому +4

    There's one of the boys, saying the quiet part out loud again.

  • @Warvvolf
    @Warvvolf 8 місяців тому +1

    They stare at you.

  • @jbignJesus
    @jbignJesus 8 місяців тому +1

    PLEASE COME TO OMAHA AND YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @_danny
      @_danny  8 місяців тому +1

      sign up for my mailing list!

  • @DubcityTX
    @DubcityTX 8 місяців тому +2

    rough crowd, lethargic maybe

  • @vintagejewelrygalore1053
    @vintagejewelrygalore1053 8 місяців тому

    I'll do it 🤣🤣

  • @NOFX0890
    @NOFX0890 8 місяців тому

    Someone should yell "Your Father Procreated with an Even Toed Ungulate.." in a bad Indian accent.

  • @philthestampede
    @philthestampede 8 місяців тому +1

    Did he do it? I would have done it. That would have been funny as fuck.

  • @nandodando9695
    @nandodando9695 8 місяців тому

    Breathes in DEEEPLY..........[You have been banned from posting on Facebook for 30 days]

  • @michaelanthony4750
    @michaelanthony4750 8 місяців тому

    ALWAYS LOOKING FOR MORE SHEKELS HUH???????

  • @n-dawwg2570
    @n-dawwg2570 8 місяців тому +1

    So did you get the clip?

    • @_danny
      @_danny  8 місяців тому +3

      No he was a coward

    • @voskresenie-
      @voskresenie- 8 місяців тому +1

      damn danny, wish I'd been there. I have literally been preparing for this moment my entire life (mocking a jew in front of a crowd). it'd go down in history as 'danielnacht', and you would have gotten your clip. only problem is I would have lost my job at the ADL.

  • @zach4thlife
    @zach4thlife 8 місяців тому +1

    Ha

  • @joecaptain3
    @joecaptain3 8 місяців тому +1

    Comment

  • @AndroidJackson
    @AndroidJackson 8 місяців тому

    EST

  • @joetweet5979
    @joetweet5979 Місяць тому

    Hecklers destroyed is not comedy 😂

  • @grimraw777
    @grimraw777 8 місяців тому

    1st haha

  • @chimpinabowtie6913
    @chimpinabowtie6913 8 місяців тому

    I was really expecting a heavy allahu-akbar voice to scream "Go steal some land you dirty khycke" at the end there. Kinda disappointed ngl.

  • @lukezeiolf6977
    @lukezeiolf6977 8 місяців тому

    Wouldn’t you need to be a comedian?

  • @hanslefour20
    @hanslefour20 8 місяців тому

    ooo a big noise, unsubing. fire up the oven!