Damn you, I was this bloody close to finally forgetting about that accursed video and yet still I could not escape it, curse your entire family until the end of days my good sir
@@Iron_Soil depends, it's kinda stupid to call anyone you don't like a zoo/pedo because it can make you sound like a twitter user if you do it excessively lol
When can I get my Heavy father? I mean I also want to shake Soldier's hand for doing the work of America and God, but Heavy as a dad would be pretty damn awesome.
Okay. 1. Not all furries are cringe, just the extremest ones. 2. I love how they are being nice and giving heavies to the kids. 3. What’s the next cringe thing that’s being deleted.
@@57spaghettis33 why does everyone assume all furries are just zoophiles? That's a small majority of people in that community. If all furries are zoophiles, I wish someone would tell me why all weebs aren't pedophiles with the ludicrious amount of loli characters drawn and animated. She's not 100+ years old, it's a bad excuse everyone allows.
@@CosiTheBabit Furries are zoophiles because they get off to anthropomorphic animals. A lot of weebs think loli content is fine because "It's just a drawing" and "She's not real" which is unfortunate.
@@57spaghettis33 You can't seriously be using the "it's not real" excuse... That's hypocrocy. And zoophila is irl fucking animals. Not "getting off" to human-like animals. Two very different things which idiots think are the same because they just assume being a furry means that they're a zoophile.
Isn’t Heavy a commy? Also what constitutes a furry? The fur suits creep me out but Beastars was a decent show, and bojack horseman? Fucking perfect show
Engineer's cringe detecting thing is fundamentally flawed because cringe is a subjective opinion, meaning if it wanted to, it would suggest eliminating endangered animals, whole nations, politicians, etc.
Like I said, everybody on the team except Demoman and Scout are furries, including soldier and Engineer. Demo's just an average alcohol enjoyer and Scout is definitely a cringe brony, and also possibly a fatherless child... I think Engineer's cringe detector might be malfunctioning. Nonetheless, commies are still cringe, and I always carry a compact shotgun in my fursuit if I run into one.
They should get rid of the people who warrant there being ridiculous signs like 'don't poop on the floor' or 'Don't stick your hand in the tiger fence'
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I see this as an absolute win !
heck yes!
Denied
Then scout is both relieved and confused on why he didn't get a clone of heavy.
Well spys his dad and he’s still there so that’s prob why he wouldn’t get one
@@azrealIPM the thing is, scout doesn't know spy is his dad
@@azrealIPM but scout doesnt canonically know spy is his dad
to be fair he thinks it's tom jones, but he wouldn't know it's spy
Scout is god’s gift, so by definition he cannot be cringe under any circumstances even without a father figure throughout his life
Because he's a 23 year old man, not a child.
Heavy as a father would be very wholesome
They protect you from kgb
It would be cool to have him as a father, but I still wouldn’t trade my dad for the world.
I mean, Heavy take care of his sister and his family, he do a very good job
Haha, I wouldn’t have a choice!
@@sweettarts1285 your dad's a communist?
With every fatherless children having heavy as father this explains why TF2 universe doesn't have Twitter
based
@@ZealotTF2 on
@@chrispy5249 and
@@chrispy5249 actually 1972 but yeah
@@chrispy5249 "iirc"
What the fuck does that mean? That another shit gen z slang word?
Honestly this might be the most sane thing Soldier has ever done.
...is he feeling alright?
Soldier is aware of his lead poisoning so I'd say he's okay.
That Soldier is a Spy!
I feel like he'd have no problem with furries. He literally fights naked.
I think would be the problem, him feeling alright
Medic got brainwashed or got hit by scouts magic to help soldier
That warm my heart when he said “we are sending a clone of heavy to be their dad” I wish I had that 😭😭😭
EXEPT FOR THE OTHER 2
You already do. Heavy is here! Heavy is proud of you!
@@mikethegoo where
@@FloarMin I am
@@mikethegoo hello heavy i am dad... Wait a minute
Dream stans finally getting proper father figures.
lol yea
no, just being eliminated
And protection from the KGB
@@mf_ts imma be fine having heavy as my dad
@@pzsn5075 🤨
This series just seems like a bunch a level 20 dnd characters interacting with there world.
Lol didn't even think of that 🤣
Yep
*their
Immediately after, Scout gets attacked by a Wild yet Curious being
Damn you, I was this bloody close to finally forgetting about that accursed video and yet still I could not escape it, curse your entire family until the end of days my good sir
Oh son of a-
WHY. WHY REMIND ME.
17.04.2019, the "How Could This Happen to Me?" incident
Hah.
I do appreciate how they don't even try to set up a joke argument, "They just are"
if they sayd the furries are zoophiles and pedos (tru) peapole whoud be angry
@@Iron_Soil depends, it's kinda stupid to call anyone you don't like a zoo/pedo because it can make you sound like a twitter user if you do it excessively lol
@@ovoid_ovvie aight
@@ovoid_ovvie and?
Hmm that's pretty cringe
When can I get my Heavy father? I mean I also want to shake Soldier's hand for doing the work of America and God, but Heavy as a dad would be pretty damn awesome.
Soon
@@Kirkboy44 red…. I WILL HELP THE FIGHT COMMIE
A child: *lacks a father*
Engi: "CRINGE!" *Spawns a Heavy* "Have a dad."
Okay.
1. Not all furries are cringe, just the extremest ones.
2. I love how they are being nice and giving heavies to the kids.
3. What’s the next cringe thing that’s being deleted.
The next cringe thing is Hazbin Hotel fans
Also I agree with the first one and I think engie would have enough sense to only send soldier to the extreme ones who are actually awful people
@@retrochimdev3868 Blitzy and co. would like to have a word
@@vicefurco.9134 I'd like to have a talk with the shitbag known as vivziepop and the people who watch her shit despite everything she's done
No you cringe
I now live in fear as soldier can teleport into my home and beat me up at any second
"Pain is weakness leaving the body"- Tf2 Soldier.
@@johnmcvey4243"Painis"
-TF2 Soldier
"I've teleported pootis for 3 days"
-Engineer
Honestly Heavy as a dad would be pretty wholesome. In lore he loves his family and does just about anything to protect them.
Rest in peace Layzuhcatz
Talented TF2 animator and furry till his last breath
Wait what happened ? Is he passed away ?
@@genarozetto4285 No, in the short Solider is killing all Furries with the help of Engi
Its a joke
@@kiryuthedragonwarrior2746 oh ok, also your a man of culture if u know lazyuhcats
God if heavy was my dad id actually be happy
The fact they are making heavy clones for kids with out dads is both hilarious and wholesome.
As someone who grew up without a dad I would’ve loved a Heavy clone to help raise me. 😌
I'd straight up go to their world- (fanon. Not canon.)
The fact that they are sending heavy clones as dads is just adorable
Honestly Heavy would definitely be a great dad.
thanks for helping engie and soldier.
Engineer is a very good inventor
Nothing of his thing will malfunction
Honestly, asking me what I would do with a genie would just be having heavy as a dad and scout as a brother
"we are killing FURRIES"
Spy: *sweats profusely*
Me: *hides with spy* Yeah i recently became one
Spy: Look i dont care just keep quiet
@@seantaggart7382 "QUIET" sign appears ontop of them
@@SwagTinCommander yeah
So that's why they wanted so many heavy's clones
lmao
I guess I have to await my death, then awaiting soldier’s return another few seconds later
*me watching this and hearing* “comies, furries-” *pauses*
Also me as a proud furry: “what did we do, to deserve this” :
Zoophilia
@@57spaghettis33 why does everyone assume all furries are just zoophiles? That's a small majority of people in that community.
If all furries are zoophiles, I wish someone would tell me why all weebs aren't pedophiles with the ludicrious amount of loli characters drawn and animated. She's not 100+ years old, it's a bad excuse everyone allows.
@@CosiTheBabit Furries are zoophiles because they get off to anthropomorphic animals.
A lot of weebs think loli content is fine because "It's just a drawing" and "She's not real" which is unfortunate.
@@57spaghettis33 You can't seriously be using the "it's not real" excuse... That's hypocrocy. And zoophila is irl fucking animals. Not "getting off" to human-like animals. Two very different things which idiots think are the same because they just assume being a furry means that they're a zoophile.
I mean, we are pretty cringe.
Be cringe be free that’s what I always say.
My friend after watching this got nervous and said they needed to "clean up some stuff" and ran away
Nice. Soldier and Engineer doin gods work. Not to mention how good of a father heavy could be considerin how much of a family man he is.
I am gonna die via soldier's hand this is something I accept
Me too
I just hope soldier goes to twitter users houses
“We’re just sending them a clone of heavy to be their dad.” *Everyone liked that*
Isn’t Heavy a commy? Also what constitutes a furry? The fur suits creep me out but Beastars was a decent show, and bojack horseman? Fucking perfect show
Heavy is Russian but he is a fugitive fleeing from the KGB along with his family so he isn't a commie
Heavy is just Russian not a communist
If heavy was my father there would be no cringe in life
Good thing about furries is that they know they’re cringe, and embrace it
Yeah!
Its okay to be a little cringe
It's hard to argue with engineers last statement
Engineer's cringe detecting thing is fundamentally flawed because cringe is a subjective opinion, meaning if it wanted to, it would suggest eliminating endangered animals, whole nations, politicians, etc.
this is true, heavy showed up at my house one day and he’s a really good chef, good to see the reasoning behind that
engineer and soldier are the 2 most based classes of Tf2
CONFIRMED
Heavy dad: *hears that someone hurt his kid* "whoever hurt my child will face pain with no end"
Like I said, everybody on the team except Demoman and Scout are furries, including soldier and Engineer. Demo's just an average alcohol enjoyer and Scout is definitely a cringe brony, and also possibly a fatherless child...
I think Engineer's cringe detector might be malfunctioning. Nonetheless, commies are still cringe, and I always carry a compact shotgun in my fursuit if I run into one.
...what
A fursuit? Only furries wear fursuits though
Now I see why you said all of them except two are furries, because you want to think TF2 is suitable for furries.
Is the infinite bullying fun?
@@dieselmech7340 it is when I get to see their reaction to all the buckshot I put in them. Especially scout mains.
@@mylastaccountgotdeletedtha6936 *Heavy disagrees with this action*
Finally something that soldier and engineer are actually doing something good. And heavy is one of the best father figures you can have.
Im a furry i can vouch for us being cringe :3
oh god…
my people…
they’re being slaughtered…
"We don't kill them though, we just send them a clone of Heavy to be their dad"
Can i get a heavy clone if i kill my dad?
No.
Yes
Yes
They should get rid of the people who warrant there being ridiculous signs like 'don't poop on the floor' or 'Don't stick your hand in the tiger fence'
This is the most based thing I have ever seen.
Getting a clone heavy for a father is the best thing they could do for humanity
"Why are commies and furries cringe?" Is not a question that needs to be asked.
Scout is the king of stupid questions
They just are. I hate both but Commie Furries are the worst
Instructions unclear, killed my dad to get a heavy
Oh no
Oh no, they're based!
Oh god, whoever thought of the clone of heavy to be a dad as a idea. You are a legend.
man, soldier about to become the doom slayer right there
Israel counts as cringe, when he dropping so I can spectate
Having heavy as a dad will be a God sent
plot twist, engineer's cringe detector went off when he looked at scout
The thing with heavy being their dad is so wholesome
OH NO. Wait why is soldier in my house.. UH OH
Scoit suddenly gets a clone of heavy
Scoit
@@1bucketcrusader834 Scoit
@@Niuskayz Scoit
well I guess soldier is coming over 2 times and heavy comes over once
Soldier: In the name of mankind and holy Terra, we will purge the furries to create a galaxy suitable for human settlement
A clone of heavy is the best father one can have, prove me wrong.
There's a man outside my house yelling "OPEN UP, MAGGOT!!!" please send help
Heavy as a dad is interesting as everyone needs to learn the power of sasha and other heavy machine guns
Good luck American rocket launcher dude
*Railgun*
Ay I havnt died yet, the cringe detector isn't working :(
It's my headcanon that these skits could take place when Scout was a new recruit or smth and they're just teaching him how to be funny.
Inmagine having no family and a anerican soldier just suddenly apears and gives you a big giant russian man as your father
Soldier when he realizes he has to kill pyro
So that’s why a giant man broke through my door
I'm willing to take the three solutions they proposed as cannon.
Looks like Heavy, Spy, and Scout are gonna be in deep shit then
*and we both know engineer never lies either*
In the distance: ah! why is pyro dead?
Heavy: "you are BABIES"
waiting for valve to just give scout a white streak hair cosmetic
This should be considered canon
Go forth, good solider and complete your glorious mission
[backing away]
Engi and Soldier, making the world a better place.
Alternative Title:
“Scout gets a dad”
Ah..so this is why medic is making clone
Honestly they have the best plan
Ooh, I'm gonna get Rick May to be my dad?! AWESOME!
It was a great idea to chose Heavy as a dad
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
Wholesome heavy dad is wholesome
Everyone needs a heavy in their life
Lesss go boys. After years of doing it on discord soldier is doing it for real
Soldier would like 2017finland that was the time when we literally waited in long lines for free buckets
Later that day scout was killed mysteriously
YES.... a worthy cause.
help guys soldier is coming for me i have only minutes before engie detects me and teleports soldier to my house
For one time soilder dose sound like he knows what he's doing and I'm kinda scared now
**chuckles**
I’m in danger!
I think I’m next on soldier’s hit list ;-;
Oh… oh no, good luck catching me!
Hell nah,
The heavies are plentiful