Scout also uses his money for his family. He spent it all on Tom Jones merch he thought would be worth something someday so he and his mom would be set up for life.
the failures are great backup personnel when workers run low, dummies when the job is done, and emergency meat reserves for the animals left after the daily deathmatch v saxton hale their skin also usually makes great upholstery.
He doesn’t just shoot his amo, he bullets are a custom made caliber higher than anything on the market, and smelted down from old coins, he mostly uses enemies bullets sine his gun can fire theirs but they can’t fire his.
His bullets could actually be quite cheap now, as he mentions that the cartriges are Tula (Russian ammo maker), the 400000 dollar figure might just be all the coins.
He got an unicorn plush with him So i guess the whole "horrible stuff seen as cute thing" only work in one way, and so he would still see the unicorn as it is So I suppose it's the same thing for what he receive
Employers paying everyone else: here's a few MILLION DOLLARS for your hard work. Employers paying Pyro and Soldier: Here's some random olf stuff we found in our cars and garages. Have fun with it.
I hated being a businesswoman. Everything was black and white. Sure, I made everyone multimillionaires, including myself, but I didn't care. As long as there's no fire or destruction, I don't feel alive.
@@ZealotTF2His parents didn’t die until he was fired from Mann Co once Grey Mann took over, in this short he seems to still be doing mercenary work so he could’ve still given his parents money.
Engineer is an expert man, just like his father in tfc, not relying purely on mercenary work, but also having Pyrovisions to make money from as the CEO.
Ye that's the legal definition of insanity : he's not aware of what he's doing The study of Pyro's mind would probably interest every psychologists in the world
Theory that is now my head canon: Heavy lies about how expensive his gun is to fire to get his employers to pay him more money, which he uses to ensure his family's safety.
Scout: Totally what Bois gonna do Soldier: Make something weird Pyro: Totally childish Demoman: Good son Heavy: Good father Engineer: successful business man Medic: Successful doctor Sniper: Good husband Spy: totally have taste like real FRENCH
Have any idea of how much stuff are costly in France sometimes? Not sure for how it was in the 90's, but nowadays we regularly got inflation in France Especially in Paris An average-sized appartement in New-York would cost less than the smallest appartement in Paris
Until recently, France's laws forbidden the importation of more than 1 box of cigarettes from the outside So I guess Spy take advantage that it isn't the case in USA
Althogh demo and havey have the most sad stories like havey having 11 sisters and a mom protecting them because hes a counter-reveloutionary and demo having 3 jobs yet never making it up to be like hes father,they both love there families :D
Russia is mostly forest or plains, so I'm wondering where exactly Heck, it's probably not even in Russia territory anymore, since the game take place in the end 90's, where the URSS fall apart
They're good at their jobs, + respawn So ye, mercenaries are usually paid alot cause you don't expect them to live long enough But then you got the Respawn and Medic
well the most expensive bucket in the world is 21k so at most soldier is making 252k which is alot of money Pyro at most makes 70 million and 42 dollard considering the most expensive pony is Fusaichi Pegasus and the most expensive candy cane is 14 dollars.
Yes ur right, but if it wasnt for his family this would not even exist and engineer works for the administrator, which she is way smarter than gray man and has plans more sinister than gray mans plans.
Love that the spy says "off of Mercenary work" Considering his skillset dude definitly gets paid way more for other services he cant legally talk about. One of the few man who would be able to dodge the IRS... by being in service of the IRS for his job
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Considering that pyro is always in Pyro land those are probably not Candy-canes and who knows what a pony is through Pyro’s eyes
pyro is like a ceo or something
I love how demo and heavy are helping their family
Sadly for Demo's blind mother Travish will never be ad hardworking as he's father, which is sad
What about sniper he said he'd buy the island after he found a wife which means he'd buy the island for his wife as well
It's just sweet
Heavy is such a family guy. 😊
@@nigelxd3735 to be honest if you can buy a mansion with 3 jobs you don’t need anymore jobs*
The rest: **wastes money**
Demo and heavy: *FAMILY*
and then there's pyro
12 buckets soilder be making The Biggest amount
Well, Sniper IS spending it on his family, just he needs to get one yet
i bet pyro didnt waste his pony and candy canes, you bastard.
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When you realize that spy and scout have the same answer but worded differently
Like father like son eh?
@@loganthousandsonssorcerer3206Exactly what I was about to say.
For Spy, I could see what he bought with that money (suits, wines, cigarette, etc...)
But I'm curious for Scout tho 🤔
@@mylesmichel9108bribing the popo so they don't throw him in jail for screwing college girls
@@mylesmichel910812 cubic yards of Tom jones memorabilia
Ah, yes, the Chad *12 buckets*
Such a high wage
Way too high if I say so myself
12 buckets of pure gold/australium (cmon mann he deserves better)
Edit: changed man to mann
1 bucket a month... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to high, he's richer then the richest man in the world!
12 buckets?
_Dear god..._
@@venomousslime6797 assumeing the buckets had something worth a year of work (for example being made out of a expensive material) he did make alot
Sniper is gonna have a nice life.
Demo and heavy are great people by helping their family.
Scout also uses his money for his family. He spent it all on Tom Jones merch he thought would be worth something someday so he and his mom would be set up for life.
Nah he creating his own island incident
ah yes,medic,blowing billions of his bosses money,all for experiments of putting baboon uteruses on the other mercs
Don't worry, Mann Co. is fine with it.
"its good research man!"
the failures are great backup personnel when workers run low, dummies when the job is done, and emergency meat reserves for the animals left after the daily deathmatch v saxton hale
their skin also usually makes great upholstery.
Nono medic has the best strategy
The whole “boss makes a dollar I make a dime” thing
@@groundbird7477calm down Ed gein
I love how soldier doesn't give a shit about money. man's just chillin with his buckets
He can makes so much money but still pays rent with merasmus
Dear god...
@@Deeps429There's more.
two million to shoot his minigun for a single match of casual
He doesn’t just shoot his amo, he bullets are a custom made caliber higher than anything on the market, and smelted down from old coins, he mostly uses enemies bullets sine his gun can fire theirs but they can’t fire his.
His bullets could actually be quite cheap now, as he mentions that the cartriges are Tula (Russian ammo maker), the 400000 dollar figure might just be all the coins.
If you do the math, 2 milion equals 60 seconds, no casual match lasts a minute. Also it porbably isnt heavy's money that pays for his booleets
WHAT THE SAGA OF TANYA THE EVIL PROFILE PICTURE AND THE SAME USERNAME OH MY GOD I FOUND MY EVIL TWIN
He prob doesn’t pay for the bullets himself
pyro is cannonically a millionaire by not doing merc work
He wasn’t a happy millionaire though
@@outre111money can't buy happiness afterall
Pyro is basically a child
Demoman is so fucking wholesome
So is heavy
For being a drunken explosive murderer,
Yeah I guess.
Heavy and demo are the nicest and probably the least insane out of all the mercs
@@the05council61 engi is pretty sane.
@@thebuzzard4543 are you sure?
Spy is an elegant man
So who wants to visit the Tom jones memorial Museum
Like father like son
With expensive tastes.
A pony and 3 candy canes. That’s a good deal.
realistically it was probably a bull carcass and some axes, as Pyro's mask warps his vision to look wholesome.
Wait- A Pony and three candy canes is just what the Pyro thinks he got.
What sort of horrible things has he actually been paid in?
Wait *WHAT*
He got an unicorn plush with him
So i guess the whole "horrible stuff seen as cute thing" only work in one way, and so he would still see the unicorn as it is
So I suppose it's the same thing for what he receive
"A pony and 3 candy canes!"
That's all it takes for Pyro to be happy
that better be the most luxurious pony in the world
@@Internetgribblermaybe it's an actual pony
Horses are costly
Although I wonder how he would take care of it
:³
Pyro is wholesome
Fact:he has pyromania
He did the best investiment of them all
Employers paying everyone else: here's a few MILLION DOLLARS for your hard work.
Employers paying Pyro and Soldier: Here's some random olf stuff we found in our cars and garages. Have fun with it.
both are then happy with their payment
they are now rich
Fun fact: pyro would have made the most money because he’s a successful businessman
took to much scrolling to see anyone else who knew about that fact
I hated being a businesswoman. Everything was black and white. Sure, I made everyone multimillionaires, including myself, but I didn't care. As long as there's no fire or destruction, I don't feel alive.
Didn't he leave the company?
I'm still wondering how he/she/they did that 😅
@@mylesmichel9108why they?
Everyone: spending their money on crap
Heavy,demo and sniper: buying stuff for the ones they will or do love
Sniper would've bought things for his parents first - but when he went to go do so they were already dead :(
@@ZealotTF2 Plot twist: Scout's Mother received $14M in the mail this year
@@ZealotTF2His parents didn’t die until he was fired from Mann Co once Grey Mann took over, in this short he seems to still be doing mercenary work so he could’ve still given his parents money.
Engi: not spending so much as a buck on anyone and has a business that makes even MORE *STONKS*
snipers was actually really cute-
i know right -
can i be the wife in question
Fun fact, Engineers turrets are sold to militaries at lvl 1 and are extremely expensive
Each one reflects the merc’a personalities and what they’d do with their income. That’s mighty fine.
Pyro is so cute
The way he goes
*Unitelligible*
Pyro probably doesnt even need money given how hes happy with a pony and candy canes
Engineer is an expert man, just like his father in tfc, not relying purely on mercenary work, but also having Pyrovisions to make money from as the CEO.
Pyro doesn’t need to be paid, it’s a privilege for him to burn things with no repercussions.
Disregarding the ai voice, this actually sounds like some interview that was filmed along with meet the team
medic’s employer gotta be drowning in debt rn
For a business who pay in millions their mercenaries, I think they're fine with the money
The fact that soldier gets paid in buckets is amazing
I love how honest and reasonable they say they made.
Sniper...Oh my heavens...
I want sniper to have a girlfriend or a fiance
@@gisi5276 He does have one, it's his kangaroo wife
@@sourdough2696as a sniper main, yes we do in fact have a kangaroo wife
i know right -
pyro absolutely made way more money than the rest of the mercs, except he doesnt consider money as valuable
I like how heavy says he paid for his mom even though he can’t. (He’s trillions in debt)
Pyro is canonically insane and thinks he’s being nice when he burns people alive.
wdym all i see is him giving people lollipops and playing colorful music with his oversized trumpet...
Ye that's the legal definition of insanity : he's not aware of what he's doing
The study of Pyro's mind would probably interest every psychologists in the world
@@mylesmichel9108*ahem*
*the fucking goggles*
Theory that is now my head canon: Heavy lies about how expensive his gun is to fire to get his employers to pay him more money, which he uses to ensure his family's safety.
Pretty sure the gun's expenses are on the company
Irl militaries and Policemen doesn't have to pay for every time their use their weapons
Scout was spending it on fem-pyro nfts and Tom Jones merchandise
Scout: Totally what Bois gonna do
Soldier: Make something weird
Pyro: Totally childish
Demoman: Good son
Heavy: Good father
Engineer: successful business man
Medic: Successful doctor
Sniper: Good husband
Spy: totally have taste like real FRENCH
Have any idea of how much stuff are costly in France sometimes?
Not sure for how it was in the 90's, but nowadays we regularly got inflation in France
Especially in Paris
An average-sized appartement in New-York would cost less than the smallest appartement in Paris
Pyro being happy he can have a pony and candy cane:
why is this so realistic to the actual mercenaries, of course spy buys expensive cigarettes
Until recently, France's laws forbidden the importation of more than 1 box of cigarettes from the outside
So I guess Spy take advantage that it isn't the case in USA
Makes a lot of sense Engie is by far the richest, given his genius IQ, and inventions
I love how if there was no text we wouldn't understand what sniper was saying
I like how pyro gets paid in unicorns and candy canes
Sniper be partying with hawking with this one
The Pony and the 3 candy canes is goated
engineer would be making trillions if he sold his teleporters and dispensers.
In canon he does sell to the army his sentries
everbody is gangsta then u remeber this can be near canon
heavy wouldnt be able to afford anything, no explanation needed. if you saw meet the heavy you'll know.
Heavy and Demo used their money in the best way, but medic has the right idea
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime” am I right?
Heavy still has to pay 2 trillion dollars because he is in so much dept because firing that gun
“After a find a wife,” sniper said.
“Bad choice mate, bad choice..” Me amongst the thousands of fan girls putting on a wedding dress
Fun fact: Heavy is in crippling debt cuz he doesn’t make nearly enough money to pay for his ammo
his ammo? you didnt even bring up his rule lmao
Heavy is basically a beefy boi that likes to love people
I love how pyro actually probably made the most cuz he's the richest TF2 character
Althogh demo and havey have the most sad stories like havey having 11 sisters and a mom protecting them because hes a counter-reveloutionary and demo having 3 jobs yet never making it up to be like hes father,they both love there families :D
Heavy’s payment is probably cannon since his family lives in theh mountains
Russia is mostly forest or plains, so I'm wondering where exactly
Heck, it's probably not even in Russia territory anymore, since the game take place in the end 90's, where the URSS fall apart
R.E.D: offers money to pyro
Pyro: p o n y
Damn the Engineer got the hell of a strep throat
But sniper does have a wife.
A kangaroo wife
*Stock scream sfx upon an image of her appearing*
Legends say spy is still hiding from child support(scout)
Or when he lied about using the money for his tastes, and instead he does pay the child support 😂
I respect Spy for admitting to his expensive taste
I like how the most paid was Engineer, Spy and Sniper.
Engi and Spy are among the smartest, which is always a bonus
And all 3 are pretty essential in military battle, both irl and in tf2's context
Scout didn't waste it, he invested it.
heeavy should have used some of the money to pay off his debt from all the ammo he buys
I'm almost a 100% sure the cost for firing his custom made mini gun is entirely at the employer expense
@@flaviusjustinianus99 oh
@@flaviusjustinianus99 but heavy cant escape from his own rule tho
im surprised they survived long enough to get their paycheck
They're good at their jobs, + respawn
So ye, mercenaries are usually paid alot cause you don't expect them to live long enough
But then you got the Respawn and Medic
Pyro riding his pony and eating his candy canes
How, or more exactly When, he eat ?
Since we never see him without his mask
Pyro got the best income
Sniper is from new Zealand but then again it's under water
He lived almost his whole life in Australia
well the most expensive bucket in the world is 21k so at most soldier is making 252k which is alot of money
Pyro at most makes 70 million and 42 dollard considering the most expensive pony is Fusaichi Pegasus and the most expensive candy cane is 14 dollars.
Heavy should earn way more, remembering how expensive it is to shoot Sasha
I love how pyro is like a child in a psychopaths body
That's what we Pyros are.
@@pyrofromtf2 Pyros are easy to kill tho
@@BigDaddy115 no they aren't.
@@pyrofromtf2 do you have any idea how many pyros i have killed 👺
@@BigDaddy115 in game.
A pony and 3 candy canes
Demo one is Comic-accurate
While mercenary work pays well, I wouldn't imagine these guys would make more than a million per year.
I'm honestly wondering how much money MannCo make every year 🤔
Everyone getting money: *Spend on something or spend for family*
Meanwhile Soldier and Pyro:
heavy is quite the wholesome guy
Pyro actually had his own company in the comics
But sniper already has a kangaroo wife!
We could only assume scout bought more tom jones figurines
This is why I love pyro
Pyro has a company
Put a teleporter here, put a teleporter here
I half expected Scout to say "Wait, you guys get paid for dis?"
Demoman canonically makes 5 million dollars per year
Soldier got twelve buckets of mutated bread
Demo and heavy is omega giga chad
I bet soldiers buckets have money in them but he hasn’t found out yet
This shows that engineer is by far the best at his job
Yes ur right, but if it wasnt for his family this would not even exist and engineer works for the administrator, which she is way smarter than gray man and has plans more sinister than gray mans plans.
He's the smartest of the team, make sense
11 doctorats if I remember correctly
@@mylesmichel910811 hard science phds and around 200 iq
"A pony and 3 candy canes" Pyro out here earning all that matters
Heavy: *Made 2 million dollars*
The cost to fire his gun: Nuh uh. You need to pay me 2.1 trillion dollars
Meanwhile, heavy experience and crippling debt from having to buy his own custom trooped cartridges
Love that the spy says "off of Mercenary work"
Considering his skillset dude definitly gets paid way more for other services he cant legally talk about.
One of the few man who would be able to dodge the IRS... by being in service of the IRS for his job
Scout would be the type of guy to hire someone to help him figure out who his dad is
Engineer made $5 Million, $20 Million being from making the life-extending machine handed by Blutarch and Redmund by $10 Million from both of them.
Heavy: I made 2 mil the last year, I spent it all on machine gun ammo
This is weirdly wholesome
Heavy shouldve spent that money on paying off the trillions of dollars in debt by just USING Sasha.
Inflation: imma ruin some of these merc's careers
Soldier spent the rest on a tele to teleport buckets hoping they will become sentient
Heavy's got to pay the debt from him firing Sasha
Heavy is capping, he is in over 2.2 Trillion dollars in debt