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Head cannon: Lumine is the Front Man and Aether is trying to find her, like in the story plot. He ends up getting cornered by a cliff. Lumine asks him to join her which Aether obviously declines. Therefore she shot him.
A: "LUMINE! STOP THIS!!" L: (in a very calm voice) "Then join me Aether. We can rule this, horrid place together! As brother and Sister!" A: "NO! LUMINE, ARE THEY THE ENEMIES?! IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD COME WITH US! WE CAN HELP YOU!" L: "This place has shown it's true colours to me a while ago, if you're not willing to join. So be it. Last chance, will you, or will you not?" A: "No, I'm not joining you." L: "Then so be it. It was nice knowing you, older brother."(Pulls out a gun and shoots him) [I believe that Aether is the older twin, correct me if I'm wrong]
ZhongLi would probably ace the glass stepping stone game since he has a lot of knowledge about consumer products and I wouldn’t be surprised if glass making was one of them xD he’d be like “the craftsmanship on this pane is exquisite, it’s clearly more expensive so I choose this one”
I feel like xiao is would have won the glass one just because he’s pretty swift so even if he got on a wrong one he would have already been on the next one.
Honestly really enjoyed the way you portrayed Kaeya in the marble game. Definitely something he’d do, because with his eyepatch he has no depth perception to actually play fairly.
After the Genshin squid game: Homeless Zhongli looking out toward the ocean but then an old lady sells him osmanthus wine He looks at the bottle only to see the circle,triangle, and square, then an address. He goes to the location and is shocked... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Hu Tao introduces herself as the host...
Hu tao would just go like “business is not boomin, oh yeah I’ve been watching this new show called squid game, I should probably re create that then business is stonks again
I personally think Bennet would do something that would make at least half of the characters move in the first game. His bad luck doesn't only affect himself, it has AOE damage.
as a noelle main i could see that but she is very practical about things and finishes everything perfectly (she's probably a perfectionist) and + she has baked a lot before due to her being a maid so i can see her surviving the honeycomb game
"she uses a bow, which is not as physically demanding as a sword" That's where you're wrong you sweet misinformed child (reveals every bow user to have chiseled abs to attack that fast)
He may have written one of the books a literal island ruler uses most for reference on attack strategy, and has proven a countless amount of times that he’s a quick thinker and excellent strategist with only the most reasonable arguments present in his speech and flawless counterattacks in his mind. But in one of his character stories (About the vision if I remember correctly) it is said that he literally indirectly made a statement going “Elemental DMG > Physical DMG” as he said something along the lines of “your weapon is just an extension to your vision”. I highly think that visions, if they were to exist in Squid Game, would be confiscated. And with the knowledge that he builds his muscles less than he trains the flow of his elemental energy, he’d still lose, strategist or not. Or maybe his team was full of bozos. Idk.
Does that mean tartaglia will win because 456 and 001 (mastermind) were partners Massive edit:tartaglia makes more sense as sang woo because he pushed kokomi.Kaeya dies like 067 tho, killed by Childe.zhongli will be 456.Im an idiot
Honestly Keqing was the one who really won (not because she’s my main) because she could just teleport across the room to the other side to win game 5 and 6
THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO SHE CAN LITERALLY JUST THROW HER SKILL IN THE OTHER GLASS FLOOR AND IF THE GLASS SHE STEPPED IN WAS THE THIN ONE THEN SHE CAN JUST TELEPORT EASY WIN FOR HER
maybe her confiendence in candy could result in her elimination? she could be very eager to complete this round since she knows about the candy but then she accidentally breaks it
@@zipline39s i mean its literally a game where you could die so I expect she wouldn't be overconfident and won't rush it,, plus she plays with children all the time so she should know all these games like the back of her hand. I can only see her dying in tug of war or marbles (to let her opponent live if yknow what i mean)
let's not forget how she accepted supplies from an anonymous person. You could offer her some poisoned food and the "strategist" would probably take it.
@@subsided8961 yeah and we believed signora is the mastermind while scara is. scara is canonly manipulative everyone who doesn’t know hes the harbinger would believe him
When QiQi was shot in first round, she would stand back up, then shot down again, then stood back up, not knowing what's going on. The circle men got frustrated and ditched her in the furnace instead.
@@Nixahma you forget the annoying part: you can't die, you just stand still for a minute then right before you can actually pass out from hypothermia you get defrost and the cycle repeat
@@trananbinhjerry6438 So we’re just not going to consider how the cryo user can both maintain your low temperature and the sheer damage your organs would take while you defrost? Also, your veins freezing over?
Can’t she just hold on to the string and go sonic mode, I mean, there aren’t any rules placed against that, and we all know when she goes into that Mode there’s no stopping her, especially if she’s in the back.
"Bows are not physically demanding as swords or claymores" Bowmen were the typically the strongest in an army since old long bows required tons of strength to pull back. They often had special training which is why they were on the backline- The poorer infantry were on the frontline because they never had extensive training and are more disposable.
OJECTION! I agree on everything except for yoimiya, she might look getting nervous easily but she works at a firework shop, and making fireworks takes a lot of effort and delicateness more than it seems. And my the people on the town in inazuma we can guess that her fireworks are good. Therefore she does good work! She should have passed the honeycomb challenge and did marbles with ayaka especially knowing that they’re…..somewhat friends? Idk they know each other
Also- people forget shes good at children's games? Most of these games would be second nature to her. Esp the honeycomb one if you think about how much she likes sweets and even keeps it in her temari hair ornament- I find it hard to believe she would get nervous at a game like this.
“A bow is not as physically demanding as a sword or claymore” I beg to differ, a proper warbow requires a very strong force to draw it back, let alone hold long enough to aim As for sayu she is canonically way stronger than she should be due to her vision, so she can swing claymore
But that's the point with vision, no one is allowed to use it. Or else Geo would make the thiccest shield, Anemo would make the strongest wind. As for bow user, most of genshin bow user are assasin and support, not powerhouse.
@@trananbinhjerry6438 I agree with your first part, but just because they're supports n stuff doesn't mean they're weak. Every character has an auto attack, diona can pull a warbow back, she's at least decently strong
@@lost8861 i didn't say they are "weak", i said that "physical strength" isn't their main characteristic. They are like sniper, who rely more on precision and skill, with the exception of some obvious powerhouse bow user like Childe, Ganyu or Alloy, who can still put up a decent fight with the more physical fighter like Diluc or Xiao. And i didn't say Sword and Claymore = auto physical strong, because Sayu and Xinqiu exist. In conclusion, the suppport bow users are not weak, it's just in the test of raw strenght they are not in the higher tier.
@@trananbinhjerry6438 eh, it's alright to be wrong. Of course I'm not saying diona is Noelle levels of strong, all I'm saying is that even the support bow users can hold their own in a fight, even if it means hiding and stuff. Raw strength on its own isn't good enough to win, you need a mix of both, which I think archers have
@@lost8861 but in the video they were put in tier according how well they do in a TUG OF WAR battle, not a normal fight, because except if you are on LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY or RULING A COUNTRY level of mastermind there is no way for you to win if you are on the lower end of physical strength. I haven't made any wrong assumption or conclusion up to this point
Fun fact, Chinese Checkers is not actually Chinese! It is in fact, a German game, the Chinese was tagged onto it to make it more marketable! I wonder if this means that Liyuen Checkers would actually be from Mondstadt...
I feel like Childe would win, since he has a lot of strategic and war experience. He is a LOT smarter than he lets on, and I feel like zhongli would think he lived a long enough life, and let Kaeya and Childe win, Childe would best Kaeya since yknow, harbinger. Amazing video though! I agreed with all ur decisions :)
Childe is literally Sang-woo and Sae-byeok combined. He'll use any evil method to get out as his siblings need him. I agree with Zhongli, he'll try to forfeit the game, while doing the last game with Childe. Kaeya is like the doctor, he'll have connections.
Considering that both Kaeya and Childe cheats, it is not something that Zhongli (who uphold fairness above all) would easily let go. When faced with cheaters, Zhongli would definitely give his all to bring order.
although I agree, I'm kinda curious if zhongli can even be killed in squid game. even if he wants to die, it doesn't seem like anyone is even capable of killing him. would a gun work on him? or on any of the adepti for that matter
i like this a lot. for once, this shows real facts about strength, facts about persona, etc. i like how you didn’t exclude kokomi first, mainly because she is VERY strategic and intelligent on many topics. she WOULD win 3-5 games at best. and i like how you used the companionship/friendship duos for the marble game!!
Not disagreeing with the fischl getting eliminated, but bows aren’t exactly light! to be able to hold a bow, run around with it, and draw back all the way (while possibly moving) takes some strength
I know its from death battle and there are a lot of other factors such as bow composition and each characters respective strength, but they did mention how green arrows bow required 120 pounds of force, Hawkeyes required 240 pounds of force. While materials of the bow might play in the result, bow characters would not be easy pushovers.
Agree, they are strong when compare to normies but many bows user here aren't exactly attacker power house but more like assassin, that's also why Xingqiu got eliminated, he forcus more on technique and skill than raw strength
It’s not impossible for them to defend themselves at close range, green arrow and Hawkeye are martial artists and used their bows and arrows to stab or hit anyone who got too close. Green arrow also has flechettes for close range encounters. It’s just not recommended that they get in a close range fight in the first place as they are not specialized in that area and are more valuable doing otherwise.
Maybe, but since there’s children, both sides would not want all of them for obvious reasons(unless all the strongest characters go to on side and make up for their lack of strength and the some). But since he chose to remove all children for simplicity sake, bow character or not, even the weaker side of adults would give them a run for their money.
I feel like Kazuha would purposefully loose for Kokomi. He has respect for all people and tries his best to be unbiased in certain situations and I feel like he would be able to realise by that point how much potential Kokomi has. I feel Kazuha would think that Kokomi has more potential knowing that Kazuha is just a free explorer. (Also maybe Kazuha is trying to be like his friend who willing battled knowing they were going to loose)
Aren't long bows one of the more physically intensive weapons out there, requiring so much strength that they often physically warp the skeleton of their users?
Wait isint Qiqi already dead? Basically Qiqi is Imortal so she would win the entire game except the glass stepping one cause she would probably fall but wouldn't die so she was prob get stuck
@@gaayy well this is a theory of who would win, obviously the ones with god powers will realistically just survive cuz they can't die. Exept if they somehow remove their powers.
qiqi is immortal in terms of AGE. she’s a zombie, so she’s just stuck in time and doesn’t age. if she was shot or fell off a cliff or got a deadly disease or smth she would still die.
@@gaayy gods can’t actually fully die, they’re usually just like scattered or unable to become something physical. but qiqi isn’t a god, she’s a zombie.
"The bow is less physically demanding than a Sword or Claymore" Depending on what bow she uses, as "a Bow" isn't the only type of Bow that exist. Comparing it to the 1* and 2* Bow which looked like a Composite bow, it's around 18 to 36 kg in draw weight.
@@candace219 yeah bows are pretty hard to pull and considering how fast all the archers pull their bows all the time then it shouldnt be surprising they all have some serious arm muscles
@@renoirrr Yes but she Is also still a child Adults are generally stronger than children of their own species and Diona ain’t got no muscles realistic or not
@@Sarawarawara- i thought we were talking about fischl and tug of war? i dont doubt that diona isnt that strong tbh. her bow is tiny compared to other archers
I was so confident that Kaeya would make it far in the game. Didn't actually expect him to be in the finals, but I'm very proud. I'll keep him in my team.
*I feel like kaeya would win, hear me out:* the most probable case scenario is zhongli as defense and both childe and kaeya as atackers. In the last game you can choose to personally atack the other, and Im sure the first thing childe would do with that info would be to attack zhongli and to start battling with him. While they're at the battle, kaeya would either wait quietly for one of them to fall and then finishing the other or he would sneakily go over and win the game by touching the squid's head
@@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102 yes, in terms if strength he might be stronger than kaeya, but I was talking about strategy. Plus we never actually measured a knight's strength against a harbinger so we can't know yet.
Albedo: it was nice playing with you, but I guess it’s goodbye Noelle: it was a pleasure…. *bullet shot* Also Noelle: UNO REVERSE *pulls out shield and bullet reflects onto Xiao’s dead corpse* Noelle: I will never die until I become a knight >:( *dedication rises*
It's pretty fun but if you think about it none of these characters would get killed even if eliminated. Bullets wouldn't do nothing to them and in canon the base strength of most vision holders is at least town to city level bare minimum. The glass stepping stones keqing could just teleport to the end venti can fly and create a wind current for the rest
But i imagine if there's squid game in gemshin it'll be like on baal/ei's domain where the vision was disabled so they can't use skills except for traveler. But lol i even imagine the twins being the host.
@@funkyrat8988 unlikely. The twins are more likely to make it since the "evil" twin mentioned that he got sick of the people in teyvat or something similar that's why he/she joined the abyss. Baal/ei is not that evil to make it.
I think Mona would win. All the other contestants don’t know what the game is until it’s too late but Mona can just predict the future. She’ll choose the triangle honeycomb, go on the team that will win tug of war, predict how many marbles her opponent has or just choose to play with somebody who will lose, foresee which glass steps are safe, know if anybody will try to kill her, and anticipate the moves of other players during the squid game.
Astrology is not to be used for money! Mona has very strict rules about how astrology should be used. She might be willing to use it to minimize deaths, but she probably wouldn't use it to cheat.
I really have the feeling that Zhongli was the mastermind here all along like on the series where the 001 (i forgot his name) faked his death and ended up being the one behind all of this.. BUT anyways, I would actually win against diluc actually, I'm an archon and I've lived for over 5000 years so its easy for me!
How I imagine the characters would team up in the marble game ( the children aren't included since I doubt they'd let children join the game ), note that I only pair some of them cuz I have no other options to pair them with : Aether & Lumine Eula & Amber Jean & Barbara Lisa & Razor Bennett & Fischl Kaeya & Rosaria Diluc & Venti Albedo & Sucrose Mona & Noelle Childe & Zhongli Chongyun & Xinqiu Ningguang & Keqing Xiao & Ganyu Beidou & Kazuha Xinyan & Yun Jin Hu Tao & Yanfei Yelan & Shenhe Ei & Miko Heizou & Sara Itto & Shinobu Gorou & Kokomi Ayato & Ayaka Thoma & Yoimiya I might miss a few characters since Genshin has a sh*t ton of characters
How I imagine it: Hu Tao behind it all for laughs and business Because of his luck, Bennett is the first one eliminated Fischl is the second one out, Oz is facepalming in the background Barbara continuously healing everyone until she gets out via sacrificing herself for traveler Diona: “Fuck these damn squid games with these damn alcoholics” *gets shot* Kokomi and Gorou go to war against the doll in red light green light Ei just watches everyone die because she’s used to it (this sentence hurts tho) Zhongli tanks everything Noelle and Amber become very friendly to everyone, including the guards, SO THEY’RE KILLED INSTANTLY Qiqi forgot the rules of the first game, and perishes only to actually be alive because she’s a Zombie, in the end Baizhu sues Hu Tao Childe tries to bribe the guards, and ends up dying Klee is now mentally scarred Sayu just lies down on the floor, tired, and ends up breaking the dalgona shape Lisa flirts with her marble partner right before getting shot Also Kokomi floats across the glass bridge, and then falls Itto demands they un-kill Sara because he never got a sumo match out of her Jean goes all “FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL” for a moment and saves Klee, also she yeeted her dalgona and it broke Eula swears vengeance on the doll for staining her weapon (she actually just wants justice for Amber awww) Beidou and Venti argue over the last bottle of wine, they’re both shot Yanfei just sits there in Heaven, wondering how the fuck any of that was legal Chongyun doesn’t care and just freezes the doll, gets shot Xingqiu was too busy reading, gets shot Mona: “HEY, I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE YET, YOU DARE DEFY THE STARS!?” Xiangling eats all of her Dalgona, gets killed Kaeya sacrifices himself for Diluc during the marble game Xiao just lets himself die Kazuha survives but also doesn’t Zhongli thinks there is osmanthus wine where he’s going Kaeya: “I’m hot, you can’t kill me 🤷🏽♂️” Thoma tries to be friendly, but accidentally breaks his dalgona Ayaka gracefully steps on the wrong glass Aloy wants to go back Horizon Dawn now Yoimiya dies because she was too energetic Ningguang Jade-Screens her way to tug of war, and loses because Keqing and Ganyu were on the opposite team Ganyu: For rex lapi- *gets killed* Albedo sits there, devising some master plan to get across the glass bridge, but unusual hillichurl pushes him (Thoma: WELCOME TO HELL B!TCH) Skip to the final duel: Klee vs Unusual Hillichurl, KLEE BLOWS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND BECOMES A GOD The end
Alternate ending: Zhongli drops a meteor to distract and kill some of the guards, Ei proceeds to finish the rest of the ones on in the room. Everyone then does everything in their power to escape (In which they most likely will succeed, considering how many extremely powerful and intelligent people are present there)
*Marble game, last minute* Eula: hey amber, remember what i told you when we first met? Amber: huh? (Half confused) * Eula toss a sack full of marbles, amber catches it with reflex, still processing what she meant * Eula: today, vengeance will be mine. * She then push amber to the ground, only before getting shot*
Tbh I think bc Yoimiya is an artisan of many crafts including fireworks she’s gotta have a pretty good level of delicacy/precision, wouldn’t count her out on round 2
I feel Yoimiya would do very well at the honeycomb thing. Fireworks require precision to craft, and she is known to craft all sorts of small trinkets and stuff. Also, Mona can see the future, she would get an unfair and insane advantage (though she would lose anyway even if she made it to the Squid Game, which makes me think that she'd choose to not participate at all, if she managed to foresee stuff that far).
@@judewatts6942 Yeah, but if she sees what the final game is, and sees the kind of people who'll take part in the game, and sees what the last game consists of... well, she'll know that she stands no chance, and won't be very likely to participate.
@@judewatts6942 i mean, she isnt really broke. she earns a lot of money but doesnt know how to manage it, so even if she got the prize money she would probably end up mismanaging it anyway leaving her with no mora and trauma
@@rainierrr07 she'd probably use it all to build a personal observatory or something. But that's why I like her, she'd rather go hungry than subtract a single mora from the budget for her research.
i don't think yoimiya would lose in carving the honeycombs, its a kids game and yoimiya plays with kids all the time(and wins) so i feel like she might be unnaturally good at it
Actually you got it backwards on the bow thing, a bow’s power comes from how hard it is to pull back the string, so all the bow characters would probably excel at the rope pull
I feel like albedo would be that guy that survived for a very long time and knew about the reflections of the glass but then got kicked off by someone else.
I feel like Zhongli might fail Red Light Green Light, ( because of grandpa back, so bc hes slow he probably will not get there in time ) But because of invincible shield, Zhongli just does really well.
there are a couple of things I didn’t find accurate in a video I do agree with the finalists - only those three have enough selfishness, skill and drive really. likes of Ei, Noelle, Jean, Beidou and idk Diluc are all with wits and strength (in case of Noelle just strength and strength) but they are all too ethical and are very likely to sacrifice themselves or to stop the game altogether. these three, however, would be at each other’s throats immediately. come on, a khaenrian royalty/spy, the most bloodthirsty harbinger and with whatever words you can describe what Zhongli is? that would be glorious
Not me imagining Chongyun and Xingqiu sitting next to each other in the Honeycomb game and when Chongyun breaks his candy Xingqiu first offers him to take his candy, but Chongyun refuses and just stands up facing the guard
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2:25 You so sure using a bow is easier than using sword or a spear?
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I wonder who’d win in danganronpa?
razor would probably just eat the honeycomb
maybe lisa will tach him how to do it
No he will share it with his lupical
@M I N T! **looks at dinner**
Yeah he ain’t surviving this
True bestie
Head cannon: Lumine is the Front Man and Aether is trying to find her, like in the story plot. He ends up getting cornered by a cliff. Lumine asks him to join her which Aether obviously declines. Therefore she shot him.
OHHHH OHH YESSSS
YES and vise versa.
Could bullets hurt him I wonder, he’s tanked being stomped on and swords
A: "LUMINE! STOP THIS!!"
L: (in a very calm voice) "Then join me Aether. We can rule this, horrid place together! As brother and Sister!"
A: "NO! LUMINE, ARE THEY THE ENEMIES?! IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD COME WITH US! WE CAN HELP YOU!"
L: "This place has shown it's true colours to me a while ago, if you're not willing to join. So be it. Last chance, will you, or will you not?"
A: "No, I'm not joining you."
L: "Then so be it. It was nice knowing you, older brother."(Pulls out a gun and shoots him) [I believe that Aether is the older twin, correct me if I'm wrong]
@@AKatWhoDoesntLikeCatsMain Yes, Aether is elder brother
venti would literally force diluc to be his partner so if diluc dies he can take all the wine in the tavern for himself once he gets out
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ZhongLi would probably ace the glass stepping stone game since he has a lot of knowledge about consumer products and I wouldn’t be surprised if glass making was one of them xD he’d be like “the craftsmanship on this pane is exquisite, it’s clearly more expensive so I choose this one”
Or he would shatters all the glass by t-posing, then jump across.
Or he would use his skill
@@trananbinhjerry6438 true true xd
Nah, he would use his meteor to turn all glass to stone, thus making everything safe.
I feel like xiao is would have won the glass one just because he’s pretty swift so even if he got on a wrong one he would have already been on the next one.
Childe pushing Kokomi sounds strangely canon lol, since he's just so competitive even if it's a cooking battle.
They’re in a life or death so no shit Sherlock
@Childe but why push me
"For chongyun!" Xingqiu yells.
Hu tao laughs. *buisness is booming*
FacbbgsaH c a
it was all fun and games until hutao gets eliminated herself.
BAHAHAHAHAHA SHGDKSJAL
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@@ch_usaku she'd probably ask Zhongli to take over the Funeral Parlor in the worst ways possible after the game 😁
Xiangling not even in the game ‘cause Guoba’s all she’ll ever need
Plot twist: Xiangling is guard and one who cooked honey combs.
Guoba wins
@@Nino-pn4vc yes
@@Nino-pn4vc they needed xiangling and Guoba to cook the candies so they decided to let them live
@@Nino-pn4vc yeah probably
Plot twist: xiangling isn't here because she's the guard and guoba is the mastermind behind this game
Oh my god i completely forget about her
Xiangling and traveler are cooking lmao
gouba! Get 'em!
@@Melaphefon indeed, they're the one that made the honeycombs
@@konoha_tempest1234 Pffft yes!!!
Albedo wouldn't get eliminated because he is an alchemist and I'm pretty sure he can tell the difference between tempered glass.
Yeah but that one guy in squid game could too and then they turned off the lights so I wouldn't be too sure about that
@@aileen139 I guess that makes sense
@@aileen139 yeah but if albedo didn’t reveal his strategy like the one in squid game, it could work
But albedo can use his e and fly over a lot of panes
@@Yorikobi true
Honestly really enjoyed the way you portrayed Kaeya in the marble game. Definitely something he’d do, because with his eyepatch he has no depth perception to actually play fairly.
HAHAHAH TRUE
Yoimiya wouldn't lose honeycomb, she's skilled at making small delicate things for children
She'd probably lose in the marble or the glass game though.
She would if she picked the umbrella… 😏
Most likely shell lose in marbles
I belive she will loose at red light green light game, cuz she'll probably get distracted with something else, lol
“Small delicate things”
Tug of War is literally just whichever team Noelle is in automatically wins XD
Ye noelle best girl
Yes
@@phelmonaomi5583 YES
Agreed.
100%
-Noelle main
@@TT_0141 same me is noelle main too
After the Genshin squid game:
Homeless Zhongli looking out toward the ocean but then an old lady sells him osmanthus wine
He looks at the bottle only to see the circle,triangle, and square, then an address.
He goes to the location and is shocked...
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Hu Tao introduces herself as the host...
CANON
Lol, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, lol.
canon
canon
Hu tao would just go like “business is not boomin, oh yeah I’ve been watching this new show called squid game, I should probably re create that then business is stonks again
I personally think Bennet would do something that would make at least half of the characters move in the first game. His bad luck doesn't only affect himself, it has AOE damage.
Damn
I know right
hu tao would be 001 and at the end when the winner asks why she would be like: business is booming hehe 👻👻
Bahahaha this comment is underrated
I was thinking about this lol
Wait the winner is Zhongli 😳
@@yez9475 oh... Contract i guess
Noelle would literally immediately lose in the honeycombs due to her strength.
as a noelle main i could see that but she is very practical about things and finishes everything perfectly (she's probably a perfectionist) and + she has baked a lot before due to her being a maid so i can see her surviving the honeycomb game
i like these replys all really good points
Hey! I did 10k with her with support build with 2k def!
@@aastha. true
Yeah but shes a maid so...
ok but imagine putting jean and barbara on separate teams for tug of war
imagine them in marbles
@@rockstarsugardoll NOOOO
evil
@@chhuust4rx. who’s sisters?
@@larrytheshep8479 jean and Barbara are sisters.
“none of them would join this because they all have money except for zhongli, venti and mona”
that killed me
Beidou too
raiden too doesn't have mora
Especially Ningguang, Xingqiu, Childe, Jean, and Diluc. They are rich xD
@@toelektron3118 honestly just anyone financially going
@@notflamingsuns raiden has mora, it's just that she's not the one holding them
In the other hand, if Childe and Kaeya would team up in the last game, they could just simply freeze Zhongli and win
"she uses a bow, which is not as physically demanding as a sword"
That's where you're wrong you sweet misinformed child (reveals every bow user to have chiseled abs to attack that fast)
And herculean back muscles.
Raiden would die in honeycomb since she doesn't know how those works
Eh i thought she will die beacuse she ate it before it completed
raiden would survive the glass game since she can walk on air
@@johnlee7421 LMAO FR
The Raiden Shogun would just create another Musoujin Gorge. Fuck. Everyone is dead except the Archons.
she would eat it, then make everyone on site into a trench...
“I feel like Kokomi and Lisa can think of a strategy”
Well then, what about XINGQIU?
Xinqiu is chivalrous right, probably wanted a fair fight.
Remember y’all it isn’t meant to be perfectly accurate
He may have written one of the books a literal island ruler uses most for reference on attack strategy, and has proven a countless amount of times that he’s a quick thinker and excellent strategist with only the most reasonable arguments present in his speech and flawless counterattacks in his mind.
But in one of his character stories (About the vision if I remember correctly) it is said that he literally indirectly made a statement going “Elemental DMG > Physical DMG” as he said something along the lines of “your weapon is just an extension to your vision”.
I highly think that visions, if they were to exist in Squid Game, would be confiscated.
And with the knowledge that he builds his muscles less than he trains the flow of his elemental energy, he’d still lose, strategist or not.
Or maybe his team was full of bozos. Idk.
Or Mona, who can literally see the future. I think everyone forgets about that.
what aboutta ningguang?i think she also some strategist,and she maybe physically stronger than Lisa
Hu Tao is probably the mastermind and just made the game for her business wink wink
*danganronpa intensifies*
Does that mean tartaglia will win because 456 and 001 (mastermind) were partners
Massive edit:tartaglia makes more sense as sang woo because he pushed kokomi.Kaeya dies like 067 tho, killed by Childe.zhongli will be 456.Im an idiot
@@Senti_Scams shh
@@Senti_Scams frfr 💅
@@Senti_Scams Hu Tao ultimate mastermind
Completley ignoring that Qiqi is an immortal zombie lol.
Qiqi: get shot at
Also qiqi: forget she is dying and walk off
*qiqi gets shot*
Qiqi: what was that
*Keeps walking*
Why won't she die!!
*Qiqi wins*
Qiqi: Ow, that hurt, please don’t do that again, sir.
Guard: *Hol up*
@@trananbinhjerry6438 she forgor 💀
The guards after unleashing 12 whole magazines into qiqi: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*
Honestly Keqing was the one who really won (not because she’s my main) because she could just teleport across the room to the other side to win game 5 and 6
THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO SHE CAN LITERALLY JUST THROW HER SKILL IN THE OTHER GLASS FLOOR AND IF THE GLASS SHE STEPPED IN WAS THE THIN ONE THEN SHE CAN JUST TELEPORT EASY WIN FOR HER
This only works for game 6 because her skill has a limited range. BUT THATS SMART!!!
if zhongli played and won it just gonna be more depressing
*he wont have those who share the memory*
Underrated comment
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Sheesh you don't have to rub salt in the wound hahaha
he already doesnt tho
STOP WHY ;-;
Yoimiya is literally a master of snack and toymaking, saying that she'll be out on the dalgona round is kinda ridiculous...
maybe her confiendence in candy could result in her elimination? she could be very eager to complete this round since she knows about the candy but then she accidentally breaks it
@@zipline39s i mean its literally a game where you could die so I expect she wouldn't be overconfident and won't rush it,, plus she plays with children all the time so she should know all these games like the back of her hand. I can only see her dying in tug of war or marbles (to let her opponent live if yknow what i mean)
What if she picked the umbrella? 😏
Okay then, so she pairs with Ayaka in Marbles. I think Yoimiya would sacrifice herself or get out-witted, so it wouldn’t really change the outcome.
@@jcwayne8397 you can still win with the umbrella
“Due to her flawless strategy” the flawless strategy: -100 crit
let's not forget how she accepted supplies from an anonymous person. You could offer her some poisoned food and the "strategist" would probably take it.
u doin kokomi dirty
this is still ongoing
@@subsided8961 true, Gorou and Kokopium are idiots
@@subsided8961 yeah and we believed signora is the mastermind while scara is. scara is canonly manipulative everyone who doesn’t know hes the harbinger would believe him
xiangling isn't even considered for squid game because if she was she'd win effortlessly lmao
wait how (genuine question, I haven’t even watched squid game yet)
nvm now I know why lmao
@@dilokokalari7829 she wasn't included in the video so i was making a joke XD but she does have the power of god and anime on her side
@@lunalee8174 oh, ok, i'm just dumb. Nevermind then
@@dilokokalari7829 no worries!!
When QiQi was shot in first round, she would stand back up, then shot down again, then stood back up, not knowing what's going on. The circle men got frustrated and ditched her in the furnace instead.
So she gets decomposed :(
Poor Qiqi.
I still think albedo would win the glass steppingstones. Since he is an alchemist he would know what glass is the correct.
But then they'd turn the lights off eventually and he'd have no idea
He could use his skill to place in the glass and see which ones the real one
Smorts
@@butterflycheese8453 oh wow I haven't seen ine of your comments in a while XD
Would actually make sense for him to be the 9th player since he is pretty, well, smart. But even then childe would just kill him
kaeya and rosaria's feels like the hardest plot to swallow and is actually well thought-out
KAEYA WOULD 100% DO THIS BECAUSE HE HAS NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND CANNOT WIN NORMALLY
@@Nixahma LMAO
A genshin player that actually knows how busted kaeya is in both strategy and combat⁉️
People underestimate cryo users. With a vision, I doubt it’d be hard to trigger actual cryostasis in a person.
Cryo is so annoying, not strong, annoying.
@@trananbinhjerry6438 Ah yes, sure would be annoying to choke to death on dry air.
@@Nixahma you forget the annoying part: you can't die, you just stand still for a minute then right before you can actually pass out from hypothermia you get defrost and the cycle repeat
@@trananbinhjerry6438 So we’re just not going to consider how the cryo user can both maintain your low temperature and the sheer damage your organs would take while you defrost? Also, your veins freezing over?
Ayaka: “I have no friends.”
Thoma: *”Bitch what am I? A roach?”*
7:03 she wouldn't say goodbye, she'd say *see you later* ... _very ominous_
"sayu, for obvious reasons"
sayu's ninja skills: and I, yes
I could've sworn he kept repeating "physical strength"...
Yanfei, an ancient adeptibeast: And I, OOP!
I don’t even remember commenting this 😭-
@Henrique Ash I swear I don’t remember commenting this don’t come at me AAAA
Can’t she just hold on to the string and go sonic mode, I mean, there aren’t any rules placed against that, and we all know when she goes into that Mode there’s no stopping her, especially if she’s in the back.
"Bows are not physically demanding as swords or claymores"
Bowmen were the typically the strongest in an army since old long bows required tons of strength to pull back. They often had special training which is why they were on the backline- The poorer infantry were on the frontline because they never had extensive training and are more disposable.
It’s official, Diona stronger than Diluc, rip wine industry
But what kind of bow? Raw power house or skilled assassin? Tengu and Alloy are powerhouse but Diona and Fishcl are assassin
@@nekrosektor pls lmao😭😭
@@nekrosektor Diona: *THINK YOU CAN BULLY ME!?*
A common misconception is that using a bow requries dexterity and a sword strength when it's the other way around. Oh well, weebs will be weebds.
OJECTION! I agree on everything except for yoimiya, she might look getting nervous easily but she works at a firework shop, and making fireworks takes a lot of effort and delicateness more than it seems. And my the people on the town in inazuma we can guess that her fireworks are good. Therefore she does good work! She should have passed the honeycomb challenge and did marbles with ayaka especially knowing that they’re…..somewhat friends? Idk they know each other
that's a really good point actually ! i didn't think yoimiya would be killed that easily
Good point..🤔
lmao I just commented something similar that saw this
Also- people forget shes good at children's games? Most of these games would be second nature to her. Esp the honeycomb one if you think about how much she likes sweets and even keeps it in her temari hair ornament- I find it hard to believe she would get nervous at a game like this.
Wanan hear something called"hater"?
“A bow is not as physically demanding as a sword or claymore”
I beg to differ, a proper warbow requires a very strong force to draw it back, let alone hold long enough to aim
As for sayu she is canonically way stronger than she should be due to her vision, so she can swing claymore
But that's the point with vision, no one is allowed to use it. Or else Geo would make the thiccest shield, Anemo would make the strongest wind. As for bow user, most of genshin bow user are assasin and support, not powerhouse.
@@trananbinhjerry6438 I agree with your first part, but just because they're supports n stuff doesn't mean they're weak.
Every character has an auto attack, diona can pull a warbow back, she's at least decently strong
@@lost8861 i didn't say they are "weak", i said that "physical strength" isn't their main characteristic. They are like sniper, who rely more on precision and skill, with the exception of some obvious powerhouse bow user like Childe, Ganyu or Alloy, who can still put up a decent fight with the more physical fighter like Diluc or Xiao. And i didn't say Sword and Claymore = auto physical strong, because Sayu and Xinqiu exist. In conclusion, the suppport bow users are not weak, it's just in the test of raw strenght they are not in the higher tier.
@@trananbinhjerry6438 eh, it's alright to be wrong.
Of course I'm not saying diona is Noelle levels of strong, all I'm saying is that even the support bow users can hold their own in a fight, even if it means hiding and stuff.
Raw strength on its own isn't good enough to win, you need a mix of both, which I think archers have
@@lost8861 but in the video they were put in tier according how well they do in a TUG OF WAR battle, not a normal fight, because except if you are on LEADING AN ENTIRE ARMY or RULING A COUNTRY level of mastermind there is no way for you to win if you are on the lower end of physical strength. I haven't made any wrong assumption or conclusion up to this point
Zhongli, Childe, and Kaeya being the three that remain feels so real
xiao: i will let u win
Zhongli: no, here is contract so u wont do that
also zhongli: wins anyways
Atleast he have him a chance
I can imagine zhongli and xiao playing chinese checkers if they could convince the officials to give them a board
Fun fact, Chinese Checkers is not actually Chinese! It is in fact, a German game, the Chinese was tagged onto it to make it more marketable!
I wonder if this means that Liyuen Checkers would actually be from Mondstadt...
correction: theyll play GO or Mahjong or that other chinese chess game :)
I feel like Childe would win, since he has a lot of strategic and war experience. He is a LOT smarter than he lets on, and I feel like zhongli would think he lived a long enough life, and let Kaeya and Childe win, Childe would best Kaeya since yknow, harbinger. Amazing video though! I agreed with all ur decisions :)
Childe is literally Sang-woo and Sae-byeok combined. He'll use any evil method to get out as his siblings need him. I agree with Zhongli, he'll try to forfeit the game, while doing the last game with Childe. Kaeya is like the doctor, he'll have connections.
Considering that both Kaeya and Childe cheats, it is not something that Zhongli (who uphold fairness above all) would easily let go. When faced with cheaters, Zhongli would definitely give his all to bring order.
Childe: master of war, the youngest Harbinger, can summon Whales and cause mass extinction
Also childe: loose to a dull blade
Childe was tricked by zhongli tho
although I agree, I'm kinda curious if zhongli can even be killed in squid game. even if he wants to die, it doesn't seem like anyone is even capable of killing him. would a gun work on him? or on any of the adepti for that matter
i like this a lot. for once, this shows real facts about strength, facts about persona, etc. i like how you didn’t exclude kokomi first, mainly because she is VERY strategic and intelligent on many topics. she WOULD win 3-5 games at best. and i like how you used the companionship/friendship duos for the marble game!!
2:27 bows are actually very physically demanding, it's just in fiction where they're made to look like the weapon to use when you're weaker
Not disagreeing with the fischl getting eliminated, but bows aren’t exactly light! to be able to hold a bow, run around with it, and draw back all the way (while possibly moving) takes some strength
I know its from death battle and there are a lot of other factors such as bow composition and each characters respective strength, but they did mention how green arrows bow required 120 pounds of force, Hawkeyes required 240 pounds of force. While materials of the bow might play in the result, bow characters would not be easy pushovers.
Agree, they are strong when compare to normies but many bows user here aren't exactly attacker power house but more like assassin, that's also why Xingqiu got eliminated, he forcus more on technique and skill than raw strength
It’s not impossible for them to defend themselves at close range, green arrow and Hawkeye are martial artists and used their bows and arrows to stab or hit anyone who got too close. Green arrow also has flechettes for close range encounters. It’s just not recommended that they get in a close range fight in the first place as they are not specialized in that area and are more valuable doing otherwise.
@@CosmicFearUkulele that is the case with the "bow user" that didn't get eliminated early. Not the case when it come to 2 literal children
Maybe, but since there’s children, both sides would not want all of them for obvious reasons(unless all the strongest characters go to on side and make up for their lack of strength and the some). But since he chose to remove all children for simplicity sake, bow character or not, even the weaker side of adults would give them a run for their money.
I feel like Kazuha would purposefully loose for Kokomi. He has respect for all people and tries his best to be unbiased in certain situations and I feel like he would be able to realise by that point how much potential Kokomi has. I feel Kazuha would think that Kokomi has more potential knowing that Kazuha is just a free explorer. (Also maybe Kazuha is trying to be like his friend who willing battled knowing they were going to loose)
Makes more sense than kokomis shit strategy
@@joshuaparker5971 just say u hate kokomi and get on w it
true and he probs wants to reunite w his friend lmao
@@ryusseii kokomi strategy literally takes help from some random organization
Plssss he’s like the Ali of the team 😭 😭
Then, Aether would be the police man while Lumine is the masked man.
*woman
@@abbylanerd I know she's a woman, just referring to actual squid game characters :)
It was a joke :3
@@abbylanerd :)
And Hu Tao is the old man.
Yoimiya is a craftsman, so she wouldn’t have a problem on the honeycomb
Aren't long bows one of the more physically intensive weapons out there, requiring so much strength that they often physically warp the skeleton of their users?
they can warp your bones,??
My physical dps fischl would have won the rope part
Wait isint Qiqi already dead? Basically Qiqi is Imortal so she would win the entire game except the glass stepping one cause she would probably fall but wouldn't die so she was prob get stuck
yeah but if she gets shot she would die like the archons or zhongli's immortal friends that died
Qiqi could just climb the stairs on the glass game, there's stairs to get up for the workers.
@@gaayy well this is a theory of who would win, obviously the ones with god powers will realistically just survive cuz they can't die. Exept if they somehow remove their powers.
qiqi is immortal in terms of AGE. she’s a zombie, so she’s just stuck in time and doesn’t age. if she was shot or fell off a cliff or got a deadly disease or smth she would still die.
@@gaayy gods can’t actually fully die, they’re usually just like scattered or unable to become something physical.
but qiqi isn’t a god, she’s a zombie.
I feel like razor should have his own category. He’s just razor.
😂😂😂 yessss
"The bow is less physically demanding than a Sword or Claymore"
Depending on what bow she uses, as "a Bow" isn't the only type of Bow that exist.
Comparing it to the 1* and 2* Bow which looked like a Composite bow, it's around 18 to 36 kg in draw weight.
And since she has practice drawing a taut string, I find it pretty hard to believe that she has a higher chance of losing than winning Tug of War.
So does that mean Diona is stronger than this guy thinks
@@candace219 yeah bows are pretty hard to pull and considering how fast all the archers pull their bows all the time then it shouldnt be surprising they all have some serious arm muscles
@@renoirrr Yes but she Is also still a child
Adults are generally stronger than children of their own species and Diona ain’t got no muscles realistic or not
@@Sarawarawara- i thought we were talking about fischl and tug of war? i dont doubt that diona isnt that strong tbh. her bow is tiny compared to other archers
"bow doesnt take much physical strenght as a sword"
Me whos in an archery club:
Good joke
I was so confident that Kaeya would make it far in the game. Didn't actually expect him to be in the finals, but I'm very proud. I'll keep him in my team.
*I feel like kaeya would win, hear me out:* the most probable case scenario is zhongli as defense and both childe and kaeya as atackers. In the last game you can choose to personally atack the other, and Im sure the first thing childe would do with that info would be to attack zhongli and to start battling with him. While they're at the battle, kaeya would either wait quietly for one of them to fall and then finishing the other or he would sneakily go over and win the game by touching the squid's head
Omg yes, he would be the true mastermind of the game :))
Childe is a harbinger though, he's got to be alot of stronger than a knight
@@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwyxz102 yes, in terms if strength he might be stronger than kaeya, but I was talking about strategy. Plus we never actually measured a knight's strength against a harbinger so we can't know yet.
@@mivi5315 He's already the mastermind of the Knights
@@mivi5315 You've seen him against the ruin guards, ain't no knight of Favonius doing that
I feel like Kokomi and Kazuha, Ganyu and Keqing, would be the two teams to end up on a tie, making both teams lose
Ganyu and Keqing seems logical but not Kazuha and Kokomi
Spoiler Alert:
Ganyu would eventually give herself up though or end up like Ali since she's selfless and easy to take advantage of.
@@ImNotCocogoat yes!! i feel like ganyu would sacrifice herself for keqing
@@ImNotCocogoat i'll agree with this
Ganyu's so sweet & kind that she's willing to sacrifice ig
Kokomi most def, she's a person who likes to think of ways everyone else should die except her. Even her regard for her people is a bit ehhh
"See? Not having friends is not that bad."
*Could agree more.*
Fun fact: If You dont find a partner you actually get eliminated, They let 212 pass since she was the weakest
what
Albedo: it was nice playing with you, but I guess it’s goodbye
Noelle: it was a pleasure….
*bullet shot*
Also Noelle: UNO REVERSE *pulls out shield and bullet reflects onto Xiao’s dead corpse*
Noelle: I will never die until I become a knight >:( *dedication rises*
"Great game Chongyun."
"You lost on purpose, didn't you?"
"Sure did..."
It's pretty fun but if you think about it none of these characters would get killed even if eliminated.
Bullets wouldn't do nothing to them and in canon the base strength of most vision holders is at least town to city level bare minimum.
The glass stepping stones keqing could just teleport to the end venti can fly and create a wind current for the rest
Regardless if they won or not most characters wouldn't be killed cause bullets wouldn't even take like 15% of their health
But i imagine if there's squid game in gemshin it'll be like on baal/ei's domain where the vision was disabled so they can't use skills except for traveler. But lol i even imagine the twins being the host.
@@preciousricaplaza2180 but what if ball made the game
@@funkyrat8988 unlikely. The twins are more likely to make it since the "evil" twin mentioned that he got sick of the people in teyvat or something similar that's why he/she joined the abyss. Baal/ei is not that evil to make it.
@@DaichiOkamii have a headcanon that this is taken place in a whole different au where all the characters are just normal residents
"Sayu would lose at tug of war"
Meanwhile Sayu: *Carries a giant sword with no support*
Sayu's voice lines state that she uses her vision to carry her claymore.
They cant take it without her
The support: Anemo vision
And Noelle
I realised zhongli is gonna win since the start, hes not only debatably the strongest character we've met yet (lorewise), hes also one of the wisest
plus the knowledge and the shield omg
I think Mona would win. All the other contestants don’t know what the game is until it’s too late but Mona can just predict the future. She’ll choose the triangle honeycomb, go on the team that will win tug of war, predict how many marbles her opponent has or just choose to play with somebody who will lose, foresee which glass steps are safe, know if anybody will try to kill her, and anticipate the moves of other players during the squid game.
Astrology is not to be used for money! Mona has very strict rules about how astrology should be used. She might be willing to use it to minimize deaths, but she probably wouldn't use it to cheat.
Okay but imagine if this was a series and imagine how sad Ayaka's "death" will be once she finds out that they had to be paired for the marble game.
Spoiler alert:
If it follows the rules of normal squid game, she should be fine since the one without a partner was spared.
@@ImNotCocogoat they put ''death'' they know
I really have the feeling that Zhongli was the mastermind here all along like on the series where the 001 (i forgot his name) faked his death and ended up being the one behind all of this.. BUT anyways, I would actually win against diluc actually, I'm an archon and I've lived for over 5000 years so its easy for me!
Il-nam
Hu Tao probably Made this whole game
Venti I thought you were 2600 years old ._.
amonh js
i called 001 old man
changed it to dead man after ep 6
then changed it to actually dead man after ep 9
all because i couldnt remember hes name
Keqing and Jean choosing to go first hurts me bc I know they would do this
How I imagine the characters would team up in the marble game ( the children aren't included since I doubt they'd let children join the game ), note that I only pair some of them cuz I have no other options to pair them with :
Aether & Lumine
Eula & Amber
Jean & Barbara
Lisa & Razor
Bennett & Fischl
Kaeya & Rosaria
Diluc & Venti
Albedo & Sucrose
Mona & Noelle
Childe & Zhongli
Chongyun & Xinqiu
Ningguang & Keqing
Xiao & Ganyu
Beidou & Kazuha
Xinyan & Yun Jin
Hu Tao & Yanfei
Yelan & Shenhe
Ei & Miko
Heizou & Sara
Itto & Shinobu
Gorou & Kokomi
Ayato & Ayaka
Thoma & Yoimiya
I might miss a few characters since Genshin has a sh*t ton of characters
I think kaeya would win, man is sly, cunning, mischievous, has charisma, this man- he’d know what to do and how to do it
"Sayu for obvious reasons"
Sir she uses a claymore the heaviest weapon in the game-
Edit: ok people I get it she used her vision to carry it chill
Her claymore is the size of other character's sword
she's so tiny tho, and her claymore isnt even that big-
sayu said she couldn’t lift her claymore without her vision
She uses her Vision to carry it
@@aoimxlon8930 wouldn't that mean the vision gave her strength?
How I imagine it:
Hu Tao behind it all for laughs and business
Because of his luck, Bennett is the first one eliminated
Fischl is the second one out, Oz is facepalming in the background
Barbara continuously healing everyone until she gets out via sacrificing herself for traveler
Diona: “Fuck these damn squid games with these damn alcoholics” *gets shot*
Kokomi and Gorou go to war against the doll in red light green light
Ei just watches everyone die because she’s used to it (this sentence hurts tho)
Zhongli tanks everything
Noelle and Amber become very friendly to everyone, including the guards, SO THEY’RE KILLED INSTANTLY
Qiqi forgot the rules of the first game, and perishes only to actually be alive because she’s a Zombie, in the end Baizhu sues Hu Tao
Childe tries to bribe the guards, and ends up dying
Klee is now mentally scarred
Sayu just lies down on the floor, tired, and ends up breaking the dalgona shape
Lisa flirts with her marble partner right before getting shot
Also Kokomi floats across the glass bridge, and then falls
Itto demands they un-kill Sara because he never got a sumo match out of her
Jean goes all “FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL” for a moment and saves Klee, also she yeeted her dalgona and it broke
Eula swears vengeance on the doll for staining her weapon (she actually just wants justice for Amber awww)
Beidou and Venti argue over the last bottle of wine, they’re both shot
Yanfei just sits there in Heaven, wondering how the fuck any of that was legal
Chongyun doesn’t care and just freezes the doll, gets shot
Xingqiu was too busy reading, gets shot
Mona: “HEY, I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE YET, YOU DARE DEFY THE STARS!?”
Xiangling eats all of her Dalgona, gets killed
Kaeya sacrifices himself for Diluc during the marble game
Xiao just lets himself die
Kazuha survives but also doesn’t
Zhongli thinks there is osmanthus wine where he’s going
Kaeya: “I’m hot, you can’t kill me 🤷🏽♂️”
Thoma tries to be friendly, but accidentally breaks his dalgona
Ayaka gracefully steps on the wrong glass
Aloy wants to go back Horizon Dawn now
Yoimiya dies because she was too energetic
Ningguang Jade-Screens her way to tug of war, and loses because Keqing and Ganyu were on the opposite team
Ganyu: For rex lapi- *gets killed*
Albedo sits there, devising some master plan to get across the glass bridge, but unusual hillichurl pushes him (Thoma: WELCOME TO HELL B!TCH)
Skip to the final duel: Klee vs Unusual Hillichurl, KLEE BLOWS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND BECOMES A GOD
The end
I can see all of this happening except the last one, let’s be honest, Klee would try to blow up everything from the get go, leading her to get shot.
@@ilikebread3369 that’s where Jean comes in and saves her, from that point on all the guards are scared of her
LMAO THE YANFEI AND MONA ONE SENT ME
I appreciate the time u took to write this
@@plasma2653 ty, it took an hour including the time it took to come up with them-
I know for a fact that Sara will sacrifice herself for the raiden shogun
“Razor would loose, but he still best boi.”
As yes i see ur a man of culture and knowledge. Sumuru?
Alternate ending:
Zhongli drops a meteor to distract and kill some of the guards, Ei proceeds to finish the rest of the ones on in the room. Everyone then does everything in their power to escape (In which they most likely will succeed, considering how many extremely powerful and intelligent people are present there)
*Marble game, last minute*
Eula: hey amber, remember what i told you when we first met?
Amber: huh? (Half confused)
* Eula toss a sack full of marbles, amber catches it with reflex, still processing what she meant *
Eula: today, vengeance will be mine.
* She then push amber to the ground, only before getting shot*
*when spy loses*
*DEAD RINGER ACTIVATED*
did you forget about me? *backstab*
This is sad
I hate it how a
Ayaka just being dead i guess she would also let everyone choose before her and takes the one who will be left out
i doubt that, she's very kind and probably would sacrifice herself for the others/or get pushed
Tbh I think bc Yoimiya is an artisan of many crafts including fireworks she’s gotta have a pretty good level of delicacy/precision, wouldn’t count her out on round 2
yoimiya would completely destroy bc she plays with kids all the time
"see not having friend is not that bad"
Tomioka and me: seems this is like a good for me
Ayaka:i have no friends😭
Thoma:im i joke to you
I feel Yoimiya would do very well at the honeycomb thing. Fireworks require precision to craft, and she is known to craft all sorts of small trinkets and stuff. Also, Mona can see the future, she would get an unfair and insane advantage (though she would lose anyway even if she made it to the Squid Game, which makes me think that she'd choose to not participate at all, if she managed to foresee stuff that far).
But lets be honest tho- if theres anyone who has the most motive to play the Squid Game- its most likely to be Mona and Mona alone.
@@judewatts6942 Yeah, but if she sees what the final game is, and sees the kind of people who'll take part in the game, and sees what the last game consists of... well, she'll know that she stands no chance, and won't be very likely to participate.
@@judewatts6942 i mean, she isnt really broke. she earns a lot of money but doesnt know how to manage it, so even if she got the prize money she would probably end up mismanaging it anyway leaving her with no mora and trauma
@@rainierrr07 she'd probably use it all to build a personal observatory or something. But that's why I like her, she'd rather go hungry than subtract a single mora from the budget for her research.
i don't think yoimiya would lose in carving the honeycombs, its a kids game and yoimiya plays with kids all the time(and wins) so i feel like she might be unnaturally good at it
The way the voice just pronounces Albedo is amazing.
AhL - bEe - dOO
5:35 to be exact, Xinyan probably let beidou win considering how kind she really is. I mean just look at her in the event 💛
8:39 I like how Kaeya is just lying there.
Qiqi never dies, so she automatically wins
I think she will be out of the game Instead of dying
Actually you got it backwards on the bow thing, a bow’s power comes from how hard it is to pull back the string, so all the bow characters would probably excel at the rope pull
The marble battle between Kaeya and Rosaria was so intricately told… Are you sure you just made this up?? 😂
hu tao would honestly win just because of the sheer amount of clients she'll get from this driving her to victory
I feel like albedo would be that guy that survived for a very long time and knew about the reflections of the glass but then got kicked off by someone else.
I feel like Zhongli might fail Red Light Green Light, ( because of grandpa back, so bc hes slow he probably will not get there in time )
But because of invincible shield, Zhongli just does really well.
"Since he's broke and might actually do his best"
PLEASEEE 😭
"A bow is not as physically demanding as a sword or Claymore" said the guy who's never fired a bow
there are a couple of things I didn’t find accurate in a video I do agree with the finalists - only those three have enough selfishness, skill and drive really. likes of Ei, Noelle, Jean, Beidou and idk Diluc are all with wits and strength (in case of Noelle just strength and strength) but they are all too ethical and are very likely to sacrifice themselves or to stop the game altogether. these three, however, would be at each other’s throats immediately. come on, a khaenrian royalty/spy, the most bloodthirsty harbinger and with whatever words you can describe what Zhongli is? that would be glorious
Not me imagining Chongyun and Xingqiu sitting next to each other in the Honeycomb game and when Chongyun breaks his candy Xingqiu first offers him to take his candy, but Chongyun refuses and just stands up facing the guard
"Fishcl only needs oz and she doesnt have oz here"
Mr and my physical Fischl: 👹
1:16 yoimiya makes fireworks which are extremely delicate and take high skill, I think she would own it
The moment he said xiao and zhongli were in the same team i knew who was going to die
This is so perfectly explained! Can`t wait for your next video