I couldn't help but to have a big smile on my face from some lyrics in the song of how sarcastic and true they are :) All those indestructible cover walls, headbutting rockets, carrying rockets in your pockets, convenient explosive barrels. Song is just a pure gold.
I think the way "chest high wall" was said in this is the single best/funniest thing to ever happen in a song ever. Seconded by "oh look, a launcher's lying conveniently on the ground". I swear nothing you do ever gets old XD
I just think it's really funny that if you knife somebody in Call of Duty they die instantly but when you shoot them in the face with a fully automatic machine gun it takes a couple seconds.
" RAMIREZ ! THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS! " > Destroy a tank with your left boot ! > Kill 5648489769678.55 enemies with a BB gun. > Divide by zero! > Fight against Chuck Norris and survive ! > Do everything AGAIN ! " DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ? " ( Ramirez ) * runs against the tank wielding the boot*
I've always hated having to Velcro myself to the all too convenient assortment of chest high walls in shooters. One of the reasons I liked the new Tomb Raider is because Lara would just crouch and keep her head down near cover and around enemies and it still allowed free movement
I think this is Gavin's first song about... gaming, rather than a game. And I think it's one of his best - certainly his funniest. This genre parody thing is something that suits you man - keep up the fantastic work!
+miracleofsound they do it for realism and convenience mostly. The only real stupidity is naturally regenerating health and the exact size of walls. Gears of war is ridiculous for the last one and the first one is done just so you can continue playing your video game without being slaved to a healing class/dying to any lucky shot. Imagine playing a fps and being removed from the fight because a bullet hit your foot and now you can only crawl around. It wouldn't be fun at all. I just don't like people making fun of the cliches because they became cliches for a reason. Great song though. Just wish people would look at reasons for things before saying things. Songs are all well and good, but when someone seriously talks about this kind of thing it annoys me. I despise illogical thinking and its far too prevalent in today's society. By all means though continue. I listen to your music almost every evening after work and while gaming. Its fantastic although the average gamer's iq isn't.
Aiming down sights is generally a combination of moving the gun and your face and closing one eye. This reduces depth perception and gives essentially the same effect as is produced in call of duty.
@@handlethesenutz I believe several COD games like Black Ops II would beg to differ about how single player campaign gets no effort. (tbh the Modern Warefare trilogy was much lazier than Black Ops I and II were narrative wise and they defined the FPS genre as it is now with how successful they were.)
I found myself singing this song while waiting in line to make a bank deposit. Needless to say the other customers, tellers and even the security guards were giving me very weird looks.
1:51 I remember how the german show Game One (Ah, Simon and Buddy, those were the days) made fun of that: "We'll hide behind these red barrels. We'll be safe there!" "Hehe, good idea." *actual game footage is shown* Narrator guy speaking: "No joke. They are seriously/actually doing that in game!" It was one of the battlefield game if I remember.
Gun essentially sticking out of his head, shooting from the middle of vision, ordered around by a series of people you hardly ever see without ever having a character himself. Or a name. "The mission is critical, with volition political, I could question it but I ain't feeling too analytical." "Why are those idiots standing next to flammable barrels? Red containers of death, they make for easy kills, they must spend a fortune on the fuel bill." "Got a secret vacuum cleaner from my shirt to my pants, sucks up ammo off the floor straight into my hands. Just gotta walk over bodies, I refill as I kill." "Take a rocket to the face, a shot to the balls." "All the grunts in my unit are getting slaughtered like cattle." "Holding X is effective to achieve our objective." Anyways, a lot of them don't fit simply because of the setting, because you're isolated and don't have any helicopters or human enemies or allies. Like I said, it's still awesome, but to say it isn't a walking talking cliche is silly.
Doom had simplistic aiming to say the least, cover barely existed, and most of the enemies shot energy balls which you could just run away from. I get what you're saying. (also it barely had a story if you didn't read the booklet)
PaulusCunctator Okay those things are very true. What I meant is it doesn't have the annoying problems plaguing other modern shooters. I hate toggling between walking and running on your controller. We have analog control these days. It makes no sense. Doom has objectives but you can roam free. There is no "Return to the Battlefield" warning anywhere. You are completely alone. There is no annoying sidekick which is bothersome. There is no providing covering fire for anyone. I love the isolation from others. This also creates a sense of urgency and terror unlike anything else. There is no reloading just picking up ammunition well placed throughout the game maps. I hate always reloading. Again no cumbersome controls. Very simplistic and violent with weaponry which is completely insane.
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite songs on the Internet :) Lyrically brilliant and on-point parody, a nice melody and a pretty damn good execution. Most excellent!
When in some games you can pierce bulletproof armor with 9mm bullet shot from handgun from distance of 500 meters skew-vertically, but you can't pierce picnic table while shooting assault rifle horizontally from 20 meters... Hey, SWAT, maybe wear wooden armors?
Funny enough the whole get behind cover and magically heal mechanic has been somewhat explained it's actually your stamina bar as in you are ducking and dodging those bullets and the one that kills you is the one that actually hit.
you can still crouch behind a wall in call of duty and your completely fine unless the enemy grow a braincell and flank, while true in both genre's fps's have the advantage of not being glued to the wall.
I already thought you were a fantastic singer/songwriter and had a tremendous amount of respect for you, Gavin. This song somehow managed to increase it dramatically. Great job.
Funniest and most amazingly perfect lyrics ever! xD Had me in stitches while nodding in agreement from start to finish, every FPS developer should listen to this! The amount of ridiculous quirks in gaming you touched on was amazing, you got this one bang on. The different voices were very funny too, you really should consider taking voice acting up to make some cash on the side!
Jakby ktoś potrzebował polskiego tłumaczenia: Ramirez…zawiąż mi sznurówki! Jestem wojskowym z sercem z ołowiu Do łba mam przyklejone kołyszące się M4 Mam kakofonicznego kapitana ciągle drącego na mnie mordę I mam cholernie dość widoku Burgertown Byłem najlepszy w mym oddziale, miałem najfajniejszy trening Więc czemu na strzelnicy uczę się prostego celowania? Zgaduję, że jakaś śrubka mi się poluzowała w trakcie walki Bo nawet nie pamiętam jak się spojrzeć przez przyrządy Teraz trening jest skończony, lecimy helikopterem na wojnę Kapitan Głośny drze morde i mówi po co tu jesteśmy Misja jest krytyczna, z woli politycznej Mógłbym zadawać pytania lecz nie czuje się w nastroju Przez kolesia na dachu z RPG Który sprawia, że obracamy się Niczym do dorastający snajper z czułością ustawioną na 10 Kręcę się w kółko z bandą kolesi drących na mnie mordę Bo jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Prawa fizyki i logiki się mnie nie imają Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę *Krzyki typowego gracza CODa Teraz świat mi blednie a wizja mi się pogarsza Przez spowolnione tempo brnę a wrogowie nacierają Wszystko wokół jest rozmazane, widzę ciała i krew Odzyskuje kontrole nad nogami i czołgam się przez błoto Snajperzy na półce skalnej noszą kuloodporne odzienie Czemu ci idioci stoją obok łatwopalnych beczek? Czerwone zbiorniki śmierci dzięki którym wpadają łatwe fragi Oni muszą wydawać fortunę na rachunki za benzynę :P Mam ukryty odkurzacz wystający mi z gaci Zasysający amunicję z ziemi prosto do mych rąk Po prostu przechodzę nad ciałami, teraz napełniam swe kieszenie kiedy zabijam Robię teabag twojej zdechłej mordy dla homoerotycznego dreszczyku Zbieram rakietę na twarz i strzał w jaja Ale to nic bo mam swego starego kumpla - Ścianę na wysokość klatki Chowając się za osłoną, bujam się za moja ścianą I za kilka sekund będę w pełni sił Bo jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Prawa fizyki i logiki się mnie nie imają Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę Teraz jest już po bitwie, słuchać ryk i grzechot eksplozji Wszyscy szeregowi z oddziału zostali wyrżnięci jak bydło Głupie debile wybiegające naprzeciw moi kulom I drący się potem na mnie, że do nich strzelam, kto zaprogramował te boty? A kiedy jestem w strefie (akcji?), mordowanie zaczyna mnie bawić Przylatuje ciężki opancerzony helikopter z wielkim minigunem Marnuje tysiące cholernych kul a on wciąż nie spada O patrzcie, czyż to nie wyrzutnia leży sobie tutaj na ziemi? :P BOOM poszła rakieta, którą wyciągnąłem ze swej kieszeni Mam ich nieskończony stos i żaden pancerz tego nie zablokuje Teraz mamy zamknięte drzwi blokujące nam trasę Ale Kapitan Głośny ma klucz w kształcie swojego buta :P Skradamy się zerkając na lewo i prawo przez bazę wroga Chcemy w końcu trochę postrzelać i pokryć ciałami całe to miejsce Trzymając X wypełniam nasze zadanie GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!! Jest naszym ostatnim rozkazem Jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Prawa fizyki i logiki się mnie nie imają Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę Bo jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Jestem chodzącą gadającą kliszą filmową, nie da się temu zaprzeczyć Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę Biały dzieciak z klasy średniej rapuje, to takie murzyńskie Biały dzieciak z klasy średniej rapuje, to takie murzyńskie RAMIREZ!!!
"MAGGOT! YOUR MISSION IS TO TAKE DOWN THAT BATTLESHIP! YOUR WEAPON? A FUCKING STONE! DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT!" Subrodinate: ... *Standing in front of destroyed battleship* "OUT-FUCKING STANDING MAGGOT! YOUR REWARD? A PAT ON THE BACK AND EVERYONE HATING YOU FOR KILLING MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES!" Subordinate: *Stands in front of burning city* ... *Tear falls down cheek*
+enjoythestruggle Ramirez is a character in the COD: MW2 campaign, and became an internet meme due to the fact that, contrary to the teamwork implied in previous COD games, the squad leader demanded Ramirez do everything. Literally, every. action. in the game. for any scene he is in. The only exception being opening a door. This devolved into slogans like "Ramirez, simply walk into Mordor and destroy the ring!" "Ramirez, take out that tank with this plastic fork!" "Ramirez, fix the national debt with these tweezers!" etc, etc. because he always appeared with a large squad, whom sat back doing nothing as he performed arduous tasks in the campaign including capturing the whitehouse safe bunker and preventing a congress building from exploding, etc.
Sometimes I like to just mindlessly blow shit up and take out the day's frustration with my FPS. Or maybe I just watched a Michael Bay movie and I got an itch to scratch. Ant got no time for physics. Just want to tear some shit up for a bit before my girl comes over with her chickflixs for the night.
I like you, and your comment. If you wanna shoot shit mindlessly, there's a few games for that. DooM, GTA V with cheats, Halo Reach firefight, good stuff like that.
Pity nobody ever made a game based on this song. The utterly ruthless mockery of the overused tropes would have been a gauntlet thrown down to the games industry of the day. The song itself might exaggerate things a bit, but just imagine it taken literally in a game. You'd have an utterly ridiculous experience, and that could make for a pretty fun game.
The only FPS games i have played are the original Wolfenstein, Warhammer 40,000 Fire Warrior and Rage, but this song still applies to all of them more or less. Great song!
I never listen to what comments say but I just got curious, but mistakenly put it in 1.5x speed and I got hard on how awesome it got. Then put it on 1.25 but I still thought 1.5 was a lot more like hardcore rap. Great idea btw thanks.
Man, major nostalgia here. You've come really far musically from here, but there's so much charm in these tunes. The lyrics are a goddamn time capsule and I love it.
MrGeneralissimus Because it's how he wants to sounds naturally would be my guess. You have something against the U.S.A.? Imho it's a mix of accents, but ehh haters gonna hate. Rock On Miracle Of Sound! Your my Badass in my music bookmarks!
Sam Williams it is science. Singers with accent such as Jessie J need to make certain tones and notes they couldn't do with their accent, so people say american is a neutral language
Two and a half years later, still relevant.
did better then every call of duty.
+04whim will always be
+AstroCow100
COD: Infinite Warfare 2017 y'all.
Four years and three days later and we haven't budged a fucking inch.
10 ,months after your last comment. nothing had changed. I'm out of this genre.
xD
What a colorful song. It had all the shades of grey and brown.
After almost a full decade, I return out of pure nostalgia, and I finally get this song.
that is commitment. Respect.
W Profile Pic.
Released almost half a decade ago and still relevant. Fuckin'... genius.
Year 2021, and what do you know - nothing changed.
9 year now and still relevant
A decade, still relevant.
I couldn't help but to have a big smile on my face from some lyrics in the song of how sarcastic and true they are :)
All those indestructible cover walls, headbutting rockets, carrying rockets in your pockets, convenient explosive barrels. Song is just a pure gold.
God bless Shooters for all the memey memories they've given us :D
I think the way "chest high wall" was said in this is the single best/funniest thing to ever happen in a song ever. Seconded by "oh look, a launcher's lying conveniently on the ground". I swear nothing you do ever gets old XD
***** i found the funniest thing to be "but captain noisy's got a key in the shape of his boot"
And how his voice goes up an octave to 'teenager' when he does the refrain.
***** Because English accents make everything funnier -- because of how dry and sarcastic we are
Actually, the reason for the English accent is because he's referencing Yahtzee from zero punctuation, who first commented on the "chest high wall"
Domo The Potato Warrior ...that is an interesting fact I did not know, thank you
Pointing out everything wrong with shooters in one song. I love you sometimes man.
If having a vacuum cleaner in my pants is wrong, I don't want to be right.
+Christopher Rasmussen It's the constant suck, right?
Glassman823 Sometimes, MIRACLEOFSOUND IS IRISH JESUS!!!
"GET TO THA CHOPPA!" XD Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes. *sigh* good times. good times.
He is pointing out cliches not things wrong with shooters
"Laws of physics and logic need not apply"
Great :D
Oh yeaahh!
Very, very true and fancy!!
As soon as I read your comment that line in the song came up.
i think i need a wall, because this song is killing me lol
A chedt high one I presume?
You're running on Frostbite Engine. The wall does nothing.
A wall won't do you any good against a rocket launcher with high amounts of punch through.
WARNING: This catchy toon can be bad news if you sing it out loud at the bank.
;)
What about singing the Call of Duty Circus at an actual circus?
- Don't actually do this ever
Or at a school.
@@MonsterTamerBloba oh...oh no
RAMIREZ TAKE DOWN THAT WAR MACHINE WITH THIS STICK!!
I just think it's really funny that if you knife somebody in Call of Duty they die instantly but when you shoot them in the face with a fully automatic machine gun it takes a couple seconds.
" RAMIREZ ! THESE ARE YOUR ORDERS! "
> Destroy a tank with your left boot !
> Kill 5648489769678.55 enemies with a BB gun.
> Divide by zero!
> Fight against Chuck Norris and survive !
> Do everything AGAIN !
" DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ? "
( Ramirez ) * runs against the tank wielding the boot*
My sidesXD
*Opens black hole, enemies are running away with tanks and not single casualty* I didn't do it
0.55 enemies I assume would be a slightly tall midget or possibly a normal sized midget wearing a funky hat.
No, Ramirez has to actually kill 55% of the body of one enemy. ( fire, acid or menomations ... )
Luca Piemonti while keeping the other 45% alive I presume?
I came here through TB, im not dissapointed!
well written song!
Oh my god the lyrics...so beautiful.
Welp, that was hilarious
Ramirez, recover my sides
I've always hated having to Velcro myself to the all too convenient assortment of chest high walls in shooters. One of the reasons I liked the new Tomb Raider is because Lara would just crouch and keep her head down near cover and around enemies and it still allowed free movement
Exactly, it feels much more natural, and much less "gamey"
I think this is Gavin's first song about... gaming, rather than a game. And I think it's one of his best - certainly his funniest. This genre parody thing is something that suits you man - keep up the fantastic work!
And now we have shooter guy going to outer SPAAAAAACEEEEEE!
I love how true u are.
I like them too lol, the song is an affectionate parody :)
Just found this song, and it's still relevant today. And hilarious.
This song has been quoted on a TV Tropes page. *IMMORTALIZED!*
In Crysis the character in the game crouches every time he picks up the rifle or ammo. In Arma games the player uses trees and terrain as cover.
This song is about popular tropes - not every game ever made.
miracleofsound Yes I know, did not mean to be disrespectful, great parodies!
+miracleofsound they do it for realism and convenience mostly. The only real stupidity is naturally regenerating health and the exact size of walls. Gears of war is ridiculous for the last one and the first one is done just so you can continue playing your video game without being slaved to a healing class/dying to any lucky shot. Imagine playing a fps and being removed from the fight because a bullet hit your foot and now you can only crawl around. It wouldn't be fun at all.
I just don't like people making fun of the cliches because they became cliches for a reason.
Great song though. Just wish people would look at reasons for things before saying things. Songs are all well and good, but when someone seriously talks about this kind of thing it annoys me. I despise illogical thinking and its far too prevalent in today's society.
By all means though continue. I listen to your music almost every evening after work and while gaming. Its fantastic although the average gamer's iq isn't.
+squashiejoshie200000 If this why I eat my gun whenever I aim down the sights in CoD?
Aiming down sights is generally a combination of moving the gun and your face and closing one eye. This reduces depth perception and gives essentially the same effect as is produced in call of duty.
This is probably your most underrated song. I really like it though.
All these years later, and it's still one of the best works this channel has ever created. A true testament of skill.
captain noisy. SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO A REAL CHARECTER!
Actually, I'm working on a mech game, and I'm considering a character like this.
@@trenchmccoat273 did someone say mech?
@@trenchmccoat273 How's that mech game coming along?
Really, really funny and nice idea!!
Wanna see more of this!!
man this song brings me back but it feels like nothings changed
Wait, DooM is the grandaddy of FPS games, and it's basically the complete opposite of what's common now. Where did we go so wrong?
The helicopter thing is from Half-Life, originally.
@@handlethesenutz I believe several COD games like Black Ops II would beg to differ about how single player campaign gets no effort. (tbh the Modern Warefare trilogy was much lazier than Black Ops I and II were narrative wise and they defined the FPS genre as it is now with how successful they were.)
@@Spore9996 Yes, I still hear the damm thing in my ears. And a flatlining noise.
@@handlethesenutz And Doom is back to doing it again. The slaughterfest is back, baby!
Ramirez...tie my shoe laces! :D
laws of physics and logic need not apply - yes, indeed the best line to sum up most of the shooters
We didn't know it back then, but this was the best we were ever going to get
This was more fun than several of the games used to make the video!
I found myself singing this song while waiting in line to make a bank deposit.
Needless to say the other customers, tellers and even the security guards were giving me very weird looks.
1:51 I remember how the german show Game One (Ah, Simon and Buddy, those were the days) made fun of that:
"We'll hide behind these red barrels. We'll be safe there!"
"Hehe, good idea."
*actual game footage is shown*
Narrator guy speaking: "No joke. They are seriously/actually doing that in game!"
It was one of the battlefield game if I remember.
Doom
It has none of these problems and is really awesome!
I think you mean "has all of these problems, but is still awesome."
Doom is pretty much the originator of the cliche.
PaulusCunctator No I meant what I said it has none of these problems. It is a game not a motion picture as well.
Gun essentially sticking out of his head, shooting from the middle of vision, ordered around by a series of people you hardly ever see without ever having a character himself. Or a name.
"The mission is critical, with volition political, I could question it but I ain't feeling too analytical." "Why are those idiots standing next to flammable barrels? Red containers of death, they make for easy kills, they must spend a fortune on the fuel bill." "Got a secret vacuum cleaner from my shirt to my pants, sucks up ammo off the floor straight into my hands. Just gotta walk over bodies, I refill as I kill." "Take a rocket to the face, a shot to the balls." "All the grunts in my unit are getting slaughtered like cattle." "Holding X is effective to achieve our objective."
Anyways, a lot of them don't fit simply because of the setting, because you're isolated and don't have any helicopters or human enemies or allies.
Like I said, it's still awesome, but to say it isn't a walking talking cliche is silly.
Doom had simplistic aiming to say the least, cover barely existed, and most of the enemies shot energy balls which you could just run away from. I get what you're saying. (also it barely had a story if you didn't read the booklet)
PaulusCunctator Okay those things are very true.
What I meant is it doesn't have the annoying problems plaguing other modern shooters.
I hate toggling between walking and running on your controller. We have analog control these days. It makes no sense.
Doom has objectives but you can roam free. There is no "Return to the Battlefield" warning anywhere.
You are completely alone. There is no annoying sidekick which is bothersome. There is no providing covering fire for anyone. I love the isolation from others. This also creates a sense of urgency and terror unlike anything else.
There is no reloading just picking up ammunition well placed throughout the game maps. I hate always reloading. Again no cumbersome controls.
Very simplistic and violent with weaponry which is completely insane.
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite songs on the Internet :)
Lyrically brilliant and on-point parody, a nice melody and a pretty damn good execution. Most excellent!
Still relevant lmao
*chest high wall* kills me
8 years later and this is still a masterpiece.
When in some games you can pierce bulletproof armor with 9mm bullet shot from handgun from distance of 500 meters skew-vertically, but you can't pierce picnic table while shooting assault rifle horizontally from 20 meters... Hey, SWAT, maybe wear wooden armors?
Gotta love that Yahtzee reference at 2:16
its not really surprising or anything though.
Yahtzee, Gavin and Jim are all technically colleagues at the Escapist. I have a feeling they're friends, too.
i dont know what the yahtzee reference is? plz explain?
i know what yahtzee is.
jake bergfeld Well, Yahtzee is the handle of a particular reviewer, so it's got nothing to do with the dice game.
oh, that explains why i didn't understand the reference! Thanks for explaining that!
This song is amazing, but the best part is definitely the cameo by Elmo.
"Ramirez, comment on this video!"
>Press X to comment on video
X
Furorus2kGer Press F to like comment.
X
Hold F to pick up top comment
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Funny enough the whole get behind cover and magically heal mechanic has been somewhat explained it's actually your stamina bar as in you are ducking and dodging those bullets and the one that kills you is the one that actually hit.
I think that Uncharted made it luck rather than actual health
I'm not sure if I love this one or Call of Duty Circus more.
...why the fuck did it take me TEN FREAKIN' YEARS to discover this treasure!?
Man, this song rulez hard.
The song that will make you want play CS. Even if you are really a "RPG/Strategy guy".
God Damn, the guitar riff in this is so good! I almost wish it wasn't a video game parody song.
Why?
Checking in during 2021, this song still holds up just fine!
I cant believe I clicked on this song by accident. Aaaaaawwwwssssooooommmmeeee!!!!!
The download is better quality, UA-cam squashes up the audio!
Awesome and funny song. Though, the chest high walls thing is about third person shooters, despite mentioning this is about FPS.
third persons "shooters" are "shooters"
II-Major Zero-II Read the description.
matt4045 as you might have saw gears of war and ghost recon future soldier are tps he was saying fps in a general term....
you can still crouch behind a wall in call of duty and your completely fine unless the enemy grow a braincell and flank, while true in both genre's fps's have the advantage of not being glued to the wall.
It's primarily associated with TPS though.
This is the most accurate representation of a first person shooter ever. I love it.
I already thought you were a fantastic singer/songwriter and had a tremendous amount of respect for you, Gavin. This song somehow managed to increase it dramatically. Great job.
Can't believe that this song is 5 years old now. Still as good thoug.
Funniest and most amazingly perfect lyrics ever! xD Had me in stitches while nodding in agreement from start to finish, every FPS developer should listen to this! The amount of ridiculous quirks in gaming you touched on was amazing, you got this one bang on. The different voices were very funny too, you really should consider taking voice acting up to make some cash on the side!
the official spunkgargleweewee song.
+Masterchief I seee you. Yatzhee watcher.
+Masterchief Troo fax
The official new name for any shooter to come out that doesn't pull a Spec Ops *HURK* The Line
@@Heedfulconch3 Are you shitting on Spec Ops: the Line or everything else? I legit cannot tell
@@phoenixmarktwo Everything else
The useless colon gets the dry heave
Jakby ktoś potrzebował polskiego tłumaczenia:
Ramirez…zawiąż mi sznurówki!
Jestem wojskowym z sercem z ołowiu
Do łba mam przyklejone kołyszące się M4
Mam kakofonicznego kapitana ciągle drącego na mnie mordę
I mam cholernie dość widoku Burgertown
Byłem najlepszy w mym oddziale, miałem najfajniejszy trening
Więc czemu na strzelnicy uczę się prostego celowania?
Zgaduję, że jakaś śrubka mi się poluzowała w trakcie walki
Bo nawet nie pamiętam jak się spojrzeć przez przyrządy
Teraz trening jest skończony, lecimy helikopterem na wojnę
Kapitan Głośny drze morde i mówi po co tu jesteśmy
Misja jest krytyczna, z woli politycznej
Mógłbym zadawać pytania lecz nie czuje się w nastroju
Przez kolesia na dachu z RPG
Który sprawia, że obracamy się
Niczym do dorastający snajper z czułością ustawioną na 10
Kręcę się w kółko z bandą kolesi drących na mnie mordę
Bo jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Prawa fizyki i logiki się mnie nie imają
Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę
*Krzyki typowego gracza CODa
Teraz świat mi blednie a wizja mi się pogarsza
Przez spowolnione tempo brnę a wrogowie nacierają
Wszystko wokół jest rozmazane, widzę ciała i krew
Odzyskuje kontrole nad nogami i czołgam się przez błoto
Snajperzy na półce skalnej noszą kuloodporne odzienie
Czemu ci idioci stoją obok łatwopalnych beczek?
Czerwone zbiorniki śmierci dzięki którym wpadają łatwe fragi
Oni muszą wydawać fortunę na rachunki za benzynę :P
Mam ukryty odkurzacz wystający mi z gaci
Zasysający amunicję z ziemi prosto do mych rąk
Po prostu przechodzę nad ciałami, teraz napełniam swe kieszenie kiedy zabijam
Robię teabag twojej zdechłej mordy dla homoerotycznego dreszczyku
Zbieram rakietę na twarz i strzał w jaja
Ale to nic bo mam swego starego kumpla - Ścianę na wysokość klatki
Chowając się za osłoną, bujam się za moja ścianą
I za kilka sekund będę w pełni sił
Bo jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Prawa fizyki i logiki się mnie nie imają
Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę
Teraz jest już po bitwie, słuchać ryk i grzechot eksplozji
Wszyscy szeregowi z oddziału zostali wyrżnięci jak bydło
Głupie debile wybiegające naprzeciw moi kulom
I drący się potem na mnie, że do nich strzelam, kto zaprogramował te boty?
A kiedy jestem w strefie (akcji?), mordowanie zaczyna mnie bawić
Przylatuje ciężki opancerzony helikopter z wielkim minigunem
Marnuje tysiące cholernych kul a on wciąż nie spada
O patrzcie, czyż to nie wyrzutnia leży sobie tutaj na ziemi? :P
BOOM poszła rakieta, którą wyciągnąłem ze swej kieszeni
Mam ich nieskończony stos i żaden pancerz tego nie zablokuje
Teraz mamy zamknięte drzwi blokujące nam trasę
Ale Kapitan Głośny ma klucz w kształcie swojego buta :P
Skradamy się zerkając na lewo i prawo przez bazę wroga
Chcemy w końcu trochę postrzelać i pokryć ciałami całe to miejsce
Trzymając X wypełniam nasze zadanie
GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!! Jest naszym ostatnim rozkazem
Jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Prawa fizyki i logiki się mnie nie imają
Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę
Bo jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Jestem chodzącą gadającą kliszą filmową, nie da się temu zaprzeczyć
Taa, jestem Shooter Guy, Shooter Guy
Jak długo mam swą ścianę, nigdy nie zginę
Biały dzieciak z klasy średniej rapuje, to takie murzyńskie
Biały dzieciak z klasy średniej rapuje, to takie murzyńskie
RAMIREZ!!!
Currently getting them designed :)
That's why I love Arma!
*Falls down 5ft and dies* Oh yes indeed.
I love Red Orchestra 2 for exact same reason
This was uploaded in 2012, and the song is still just as true today.
4 years later and the lyrics are still just perfect
5 years later to agree
The lyrics are just fantastic; so spot on! Awesome work Gav. You had me smiling through the whole song. :)
This song has aged VERY WELL!
Incredible. Marvelous. Accurate.
"MAGGOT! YOUR MISSION IS TO TAKE DOWN THAT BATTLESHIP! YOUR WEAPON? A FUCKING STONE! DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT!"
Subrodinate: ... *Standing in front of destroyed battleship*
"OUT-FUCKING STANDING MAGGOT! YOUR REWARD? A PAT ON THE BACK AND EVERYONE HATING YOU FOR KILLING MILLIONS OF INNOCENT LIVES!"
Subordinate: *Stands in front of burning city* ... *Tear falls down cheek*
Yes, because you are clearly the paragon of sensibility and calm.
THAT`S BEST FPS DESCRIPTION EVER!!!!
Great song as always
Can someone explain the 'Ramirez' reference to me?
+enjoythestruggle Ramirez is a character in the COD: MW2 campaign, and became an internet meme due to the fact that, contrary to the teamwork implied in previous COD games, the squad leader demanded Ramirez do everything. Literally, every. action. in the game. for any scene he is in. The only exception being opening a door. This devolved into slogans like "Ramirez, simply walk into Mordor and destroy the ring!" "Ramirez, take out that tank with this plastic fork!" "Ramirez, fix the national debt with these tweezers!" etc, etc. because he always appeared with a large squad, whom sat back doing nothing as he performed arduous tasks in the campaign including capturing the whitehouse safe bunker and preventing a congress building from exploding, etc.
belthazor3457 Oh I see. Thx for explaining.
so in other words, Ramirez = Rambo?
Ramirez is Ramirez. You know, latino-american descendant, which is so glad to do anything "to make America proud again".
Awesome. This song is catchy, crunchy, cool, and hilarious!
So when are we getting Shooter Guy 2 : Electric Boogaloo?
Lmao
Sequels are so 2012. Why make something new that players when you can do a soft reboot or HD remake of Shooter Guy 1.
10 years ago, solid song
Ramirez, tie my shoelaces.
What I hear: Ramirez, time to shoot ases... XD I love this song tough
I love this sooooo much!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 More than I can properly describe!
Sometimes I like to just mindlessly blow shit up and take out the day's frustration with my FPS. Or maybe I just watched a Michael Bay movie and I got an itch to scratch. Ant got no time for physics. Just want to tear some shit up for a bit before my girl comes over with her chickflixs for the night.
I like you, and your comment. If you wanna shoot shit mindlessly, there's a few games for that. DooM, GTA V with cheats, Halo Reach firefight, good stuff like that.
Love this song
I got a Call of Duty Ad. before this video....
How fitting...
These rhyming in these lyrics is brilliant.
Pity nobody ever made a game based on this song. The utterly ruthless mockery of the overused tropes would have been a gauntlet thrown down to the games industry of the day.
The song itself might exaggerate things a bit, but just imagine it taken literally in a game. You'd have an utterly ridiculous experience, and that could make for a pretty fun game.
"Duty Calls: The Calm Before The Storm"?
My favourite of yours, can't stop listening to it
The fact this hasn’t changed 10 YEARS LATER really says something
What?
I keep coming back to ths song coz it has awesome lyrics - all key FPS issues well referenced.
Made in mid 2012, and in 2018 every-single-word in lyrics is still perfectly accurate. Man, you have TALENT :) !
Still hilarious 8 years later
i wanted to remember this song and give it a like, but i prefer ramirez to click the like button for me
That about sums it up; loved the Arnold reference in there.
hey make a song for warhammer: space marine please!
YES! THIS SHOULD BE DONE HONORABLE BATTLE BRUVA! FOR THE EMPRAH!
xaneks578 SPESS MEHREENS!
Enoc Elias Escalona FOR THE EMPRAH!!!!!!!!!
WE SHALL TAKE AWAY THEIR METAL BOXES
ALEIN BEANS!!!
The only FPS games i have played are the original Wolfenstein, Warhammer 40,000 Fire Warrior and Rage, but this song still applies to all of them more or less. Great song!
That "middle class white kids rapping..." part sounds like it was added in the last moment for obscure reasons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Five years later and I still love this song...
1.25 speed makes it sound like an entirely different song. Try it., the song becomes pseudo-rap
Mind=Blown
but I'll just go prone for a few seconds and come back fine
I never listen to what comments say but I just got curious, but mistakenly put it in 1.5x speed and I got hard on how awesome it got. Then put it on 1.25 but I still thought 1.5 was a lot more like hardcore rap.
Great idea btw thanks.
Just found this video and I am so glad I saw your comment.
This is brilliant!
Oscar Mike's theme song right here
Man, major nostalgia here. You've come really far musically from here, but there's so much charm in these tunes. The lyrics are a goddamn time capsule and I love it.
Listen to this in speed 2,you won't regret,personally I prefer the song at high speed
That was way better than I expected.
Earthstar Review Told ya m8
Exactly :)
Guys, Gavin is Irish right? So why does he sound American in all his videos?
Sam Williams So that 'Mericans feel safe and secure listening to Him.
MrGeneralissimus Because it's how he wants to sounds naturally would be my guess. You have something against the U.S.A.? Imho it's a mix of accents, but ehh haters gonna hate. Rock On Miracle Of Sound! Your my Badass in my music bookmarks!
I was just wondering. Is it natural, or is he purposely doing it.
Sam Williams English gets more clear the more you speak it, Doesnt really have anything to with being sounded like an irish, american,etc.
Sam Williams it is science. Singers with accent such as Jessie J need to make certain tones and notes they couldn't do with their accent, so people say american is a neutral language
almost 10 years... time sure flies huh?