It's bad grammar (should either be "Du fickst" (verb) or "Du Ficker" (noun)), but it still is insane(ly funny) how close a Swedish sentence is to a German insult.
Vsauce joey will stand up and do a kickflip on the head of the baby in front of him, which will result in the cinema staff to shoot a dart into his neck because of the utter cacophony.
Every other enemy in this game hurts you if you touch them. It's so out of place when the game instills you the fear of touching enemies and the final boss is the exception.
We need to start making up random fake facts that are similar to this so Joel can have an excuse to just stream regular Mario games and stuff, with no wacky romhacks or bootlegs or Hardcore Friday rules, because streams like this are always nice.
Green Peach appears if you beat SMB1 as Luigi (this one might actually be true due to color limitations). Ganon gets tired and gives up if you wait long enough during his boss fight, but only during the second quest. Palutena becomes an eggplant if you get hit by an eggplant wizard exactly 255 times in Kid Icarus.
@NIMPAK1 In the final fight of Mario 64, you can pick up rainbow Bowser by standing in front of him. First, you need to pick Bowser up normally, drop him, then you go back in front of him (make sure you don't walk too far away from Bowser while you do this) then you need to look away from him, and _then_ you can grab him from the front. This one's actually true, but it applies to all of the Bowser fights, not just the final one (don't tell him).
Japan has such a unique social structure that still supports the notion of arcades. Sadly, additional support like bars & alcohol, food chains, mini golf and such are mostly needed to keep them going in other places on Earth. However, this is not one hundred percent true. Like Galloping Ghost strives to be a retro haven for a whole lot of arcades. And even near me, there was a brand new arcade opened up. Its whole theme was 80's and goes with keeping the arcade at original prices. Surprisingly, the place was packed with kids. Guess the old ideas of not costing two or more dollars per play still works, these days.
This stream follows the exact same logic as those old gaming urban legends of needing to actually play most of the game to see if it's real or not and I'm all for it. It's like a mini-version of the San Andreas legends streams.
42:11 for GOOMBAS who want to skip straight to Gay Bowser also, the comments of a short I saw about this (Truth About Bowser in Mario 3) says this doesn't work in All Stars
Joey found out that if he slingshots his broadcast around the sun a couple times, it will have gone back in time a few weeks by the time it returns back to the globe. Instead of warning us of doom, giving investing tips to become a millionaire, or advancing technology, he instead just uploads streams early.
When Joel speaks Swedish early in the vod he is saying "I love Waluigi I want him in every stream. He has such long legs. It's so crazy. Please understand." I don't know why
He may be underrated, but it also seems everyone on the internet knows of his existence. Hell there's animations made from his content that have more views than his top video. Imo things are best with him having a small community
He's too stubborn to hire editors, which makes his main channel look dead. The algorithm rarely pushes vod channels, but that's probably because the average completed view count is low (most people click off).
43:20 wait until Joel learns how easy Bowser is in Super Mario 64 as there's also a weird trick to it 😆 (You can pick him up while fully in front of him with your back to him lol)
i went to the hospital and somehow broke my arm there and i'm at my place now in pain, but this made me feel better. glad to see this 12 days early uwu thanks future joey
I knew about the Bowser hitbox thing, but I always assumed it was either a rumor or completely unviable since I've never seen anyone actually do it in a run. Every time I play SMB3 I get all the way to the black and white level with the angry sun, get a game over and then quit because I don't want to do the slow tank levels again.
Shit Joel you were in Houston!!??? Aw man D: I would have been so excited to meet you. Glad you got to experience something fun here man. We are literally bootleg city if you know where to look. Doctor Amigo lives here.
"terrible sodas" no no no, joel. In america, anything with a name brand is pumped full of disgusting chemicals and corn syrup. When you see the weird stickers on the vending machine, that means it's a small company that can't water down their product, they're too desperate. When you find the weird ass stickers, that, is the GOOD SHIT.
19:25 Fun fact: Minecraft has also banned this word. To be more specific, when you're typing it in "Minecraft: Bedrock Edition" (the multiplatform version, not the original Java Edition) in chat, on signs or naming your items with anvil, the word, much like all cussing words, will turn into "#######"
I know you have prolly been told this but Dread Delusion, one of the "haunted" ps1 games you really liked back in the day, has been officially released now.
oh also, joel will probably ever see this comment, but i remember years ago the first time i watched robocop, it was an HD upload and the entire movie was totally normal except someone edited in a scene where, instead of the lady getting assaulted by 2 guys, its like. an army of guys. and theres a montage of robocop blowing up 100 guys penises. and its shot SO well and the effects are all practical and it looks EXACTLY like the movie. i thought that was the actual scene for YEARS. but iTS NOT???? WHO MADE THAT SCENE AND WHY IS IT SO HIGH BUDGET IT BOGGLES MY MIND
@@kinnikuboneman no, i just looked this up and it was puppets? this was the movie robocop, totally as originally filmed. with one added scene where a bunch of guys get their dicks blown off
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Voyager-19](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Rs-yX90t1DE/mqdefault.jpg)
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"Date streamed: 26 Sep , 2024"
♪♫he's gonna take you back to the past♫♪
to play the shitty games that suck ass
♪To play the shitty games that suck ass♪
@@christianslaughter8724 ♪he'd rather have a buffalo♪
@@nikomiyozo8671 ♪For the games are gonna hit a new low♪
♪ It's literally a buffalo ♪
♪ Have it take a dump in the road ♪
*Date streamed: September, 26th 2024*
HE IS STREAMING INTO THE FUTURE!
i've never been 20 days early to a youtube upload from joel before, i'm feeling quite bombastic.
Same bestie. I just downloaded Mr Bean Sex off Kazaa to celebrate this most momentous of occasions.
Edgetastic my gooner
"Du Fick" means "You fuck" in German, so every level end screen I laugh my ass off
Two fake languages
It's bad grammar (should either be "Du fickst" (verb) or "Du Ficker" (noun)), but it still is insane(ly funny) how close a Swedish sentence is to a German insult.
Speaking of Bowser I CANNOT wait for Joel's reaction to the Minecraft Movie trailer he's going to do a flip
A simple flip, you might say.
@@CysmaWinheimShoutouts to the simple flip
Finally we will get a movie adaptation of Sex in Minecraft
No secks 0/10
Vsauce joey will stand up and do a kickflip on the head of the baby in front of him, which will result in the cinema staff to shoot a dart into his neck because of the utter cacophony.
You're Not taught this in school.
shame
The Capitalization of this comment is Confusing
Joel taught me more than school ever did
cant wait to watch this live in three weeks
I like the little videos for the intro, can’t wait for trip to america 2
Every other enemy in this game hurts you if you touch them. It's so out of place when the game instills you the fear of touching enemies and the final boss is the exception.
We need to start making up random fake facts that are similar to this so Joel can have an excuse to just stream regular Mario games and stuff, with no wacky romhacks or bootlegs or Hardcore Friday rules, because streams like this are always nice.
Green Peach appears if you beat SMB1 as Luigi (this one might actually be true due to color limitations).
Ganon gets tired and gives up if you wait long enough during his boss fight, but only during the second quest.
Palutena becomes an eggplant if you get hit by an eggplant wizard exactly 255 times in Kid Icarus.
@@NIMPAK1 That last one sounds real, lol.
@NIMPAK1 In the final fight of Mario 64, you can pick up rainbow Bowser by standing in front of him.
First, you need to pick Bowser up normally, drop him, then you go back in front of him (make sure you don't walk too far away from Bowser while you do this) then you need to look away from him, and _then_ you can grab him from the front.
This one's actually true, but it applies to all of the Bowser fights, not just the final one (don't tell him).
Sounds like a great way to get someone to listen even less to chat and comments.
Please don't
He needs to play that mario game where you can get baptized.
Yeah, bring back hardcore friday just for that.
what game is that
@@yabobayWho even knows.
@@yabobayBetterified 6: Bestified. Binyot tested it once.
@@itryen7632 do you know what stream?
Hardcore Friday is good times.
as a german who doesn't know swedish the level clear message makes me giggle
Japan has such a unique social structure that still supports the notion of arcades. Sadly, additional support like bars & alcohol, food chains, mini golf and such are mostly needed to keep them going in other places on Earth. However, this is not one hundred percent true. Like Galloping Ghost strives to be a retro haven for a whole lot of arcades. And even near me, there was a brand new arcade opened up. Its whole theme was 80's and goes with keeping the arcade at original prices. Surprisingly, the place was packed with kids. Guess the old ideas of not costing two or more dollars per play still works, these days.
Entry at Galloping Ghost is $20. By this juncture quarters only cover the price of keeping a machine on all day
This stream follows the exact same logic as those old gaming urban legends of needing to actually play most of the game to see if it's real or not and I'm all for it. It's like a mini-version of the San Andreas legends streams.
42:11 for GOOMBAS who want to skip straight to Gay Bowser
also, the comments of a short I saw about this (Truth About Bowser in Mario 3) says this doesn't work in All Stars
I dont remember if it works in All Stars (Pretty sure it does) though it absolutely doesnt work in Advance 4.
It works in All-Stars
Date streamed: 26 Sep , 2024
Joey found out that if he slingshots his broadcast around the sun a couple times, it will have gone back in time a few weeks by the time it returns back to the globe. Instead of warning us of doom, giving investing tips to become a millionaire, or advancing technology, he instead just uploads streams early.
You've heard of pre-recorded streams, but have you heard of Post-recorded streams?
@@SprDrumio64 I've only heard of post malone, a white(?) looking rapper that has his face covered in tattoos
I've never been so early for a upload that I'm 21 minutes here after it's uploaded for a vod that's 19 days into the future?
When Joel speaks Swedish early in the vod he is saying "I love Waluigi I want him in every stream. He has such long legs. It's so crazy. Please understand." I don't know why
holy shit husky
He clearly likes Waluigi
......good for him
Timestamp?
@@TayoEXE he prob means before he starts talking about the SMB3 stuff
Hard Time 3 is out, it's only a matter of time now
28:40 Angry Sweden button
"Date streamed : 26 Sep, 2024"
Real actual proof that everything is pre recorded
Date streamed: poo, 2025
6 till 7 timmar i en arkadhall verkar som en dröm för mig ❤
Avundsjuk som in i helvete!
"there are people who prefer smw to this game, and that is disgusting"
>me who greatly prefers smw
Smw looks prettier and has better music imo, im biast as fuck tho cause i love the snes/genesis soundfonts and graphics
Hard Time 3 is out, Joel, please, we need you!
For the record Joel, the stars are used to take out hammer bros/fire bros/boomerang bros
Surprising how often joel streams, His youtube channel is fairly underrated, surprising how he has never got an 5m+ view video
He got 9,5 mil on a windows destruction video on his main Channel
@@Darkfreed0m im referring to this channel
He may be underrated, but it also seems everyone on the internet knows of his existence. Hell there's animations made from his content that have more views than his top video. Imo things are best with him having a small community
He's too stubborn to hire editors, which makes his main channel look dead. The algorithm rarely pushes vod channels, but that's probably because the average completed view count is low (most people click off).
Jobel is literally the most famous man on the internet. He started the Mug meme.
Joel's English fluency leads me to assume he pretends to portray Swedish.
his job is speaking in english for hours
september 26th? damn vod uploads happen so fast theyre getting footage from streams 20 days in the future
Congratulations you're the 80th person to point this out!
43:20 wait until Joel learns how easy Bowser is in Super Mario 64 as there's also a weird trick to it 😆 (You can pick him up while fully in front of him with your back to him lol)
17:30 no one tell him it was an S&M shop
Fun fact: this is also the case for the AllStar release of SMB3.
@@JeskidoYT those are still the same versions...
i went to the hospital and somehow broke my arm there and i'm at my place now in pain, but this made me feel better. glad to see this 12 days early uwu thanks future joey
i'm watching this while eating mario spaghetti-o's for the TRUE experience
I'm reading this comment while eating chips for dinner while squatting inside what's left of Hulk Hogan's Spooky Spaghetti restaurant.
i cant wait to see this live tommorow
Cidercade is really cool! I didn't know they had one in Houston too
And hes gone again :/ see you in a month again Joey
Jobel you have to get on this, there's now a Hard time 3 from mdickie
I knew about the Bowser hitbox thing, but I always assumed it was either a rumor or completely unviable since I've never seen anyone actually do it in a run.
Every time I play SMB3 I get all the way to the black and white level with the angry sun, get a game over and then quit because I don't want to do the slow tank levels again.
I think no one does it in a run cause its just way faster pelt Bowser with like a billion fireballs/hammers
And now we wait for Hard Time 3 to be uploaded
Wait no more
1:51 SQUIRREL!
Holy SHIT
Me and a bunch of friends JUST flew to Houston and hung out at that arcade like 3 weeks ago.
The ping pong tables in the back were awesome.
Uncle Yoel gets more hitboxy every day.
that ending was revolting ty
Shit Joel you were in Houston!!??? Aw man D: I would have been so excited to meet you. Glad you got to experience something fun here man. We are literally bootleg city if you know where to look. Doctor Amigo lives here.
Date streamed: September, 26th 2024
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!
6:25 No Grand Day out for us :/
3:20 - Flight back from Brazil to Sweden confirmed! 🥳
The ending nearly made me hurl. Thanks Joel.
JOEY TIME TRAVEL
Does anyone remember Hard Time? Well...MDickie released an updated one very recently lol
Joel went to my home state and i didn’t know…? :’(
right??? would have been neat to run into him
11:40 caught me off guard😂😂 im on lunch and cant stop laughing.
BANAN KLARAD ❕
DU FICK KORTET [⭐]
The comments reads better when you play that crusty _Back to The Future_ midi in another tab.
Grotch hitbox
im the guy who asked joey if he wants to be a cowboy at 18:30
i think he does
i sat there through the whole 10-15 minutes of the neelix thing
or what felt like it
eustace winner
Vinny Lime Joey Castle stream is kinda hype
"terrible sodas" no no no, joel. In america, anything with a name brand is pumped full of disgusting chemicals and corn syrup. When you see the weird stickers on the vending machine, that means it's a small company that can't water down their product, they're too desperate. When you find the weird ass stickers, that, is the GOOD SHIT.
All soda is shit
I love this
37:39 PYLON!
He found the Time Machine! Now he'll tell us the truth!
Im rewatching your god hand streams.
Can't eat straight without laughing lol
YEAAAAAAAAAH MONGOLIA COME HANG OUT WITH MY FAMILY JOEL YOU CAN STAY WITH THEM
Actually Sweded version of Star Trek
46:39 sounds about right
I get really scared when the game has creepypasta words. I get even more scared when I find out he can understand them.
19:25 Fun fact: Minecraft has also banned this word. To be more specific, when you're typing it in "Minecraft: Bedrock Edition" (the multiplatform version, not the original Java Edition) in chat, on signs or naming your items with anvil, the word, much like all cussing words, will turn into "#######"
Love when Joel talks about star trek and would absolutely watch more Voyager shit posts
Youve sewn your last potato
He keeps talking about Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. He loves that movie.
I know you have prolly been told this but Dread Delusion, one of the "haunted" ps1 games you really liked back in the day, has been officially released now.
52:03 Evil of Snow 2 officially announced!!!! Still waiting for the first one, though.
Joel hasn't been on Twitch in almost a month.
Is he working on a new album?
noticed it too. is he ok?
@@porteirodohadesprobably in america again
25:27 wasn't expecting to be referenced by Joel lol
Oh my God I've been to that arcade. I can't believe Joey is real...
Ooooo bowsy...
28:35 LMAO
i miss hardcore friday
wow he streams this in 3 days :P
HARD TIME 3
Here's to year 3 I think of hoping Joey eventually gets to my booru posts.
prometheus has the same premise as aliens vs predator
There's a new Hard Time game out. You know what that means.
ᵒʰ ʸᶦˢˢ
Super Mario World lovers rise up
so im wondering now if its true for all mario 3 ports. only joel can test this and let me know, nobody else.
Oh hey that's Cidercade! I was just there last weekend with friends, actually. Hope you had fun there despite the terrible soda. 😅
Joey, 1998 babies are 26
how very interesting.
that video of the woman eating surstromming made me feel sick just watching
I'm winner ! c:
oh also, joel will probably ever see this comment, but i remember years ago the first time i watched robocop, it was an HD upload and the entire movie was totally normal except someone edited in a scene where, instead of the lady getting assaulted by 2 guys, its like. an army of guys. and theres a montage of robocop blowing up 100 guys penises. and its shot SO well and the effects are all practical and it looks EXACTLY like the movie. i thought that was the actual scene for YEARS. but iTS NOT???? WHO MADE THAT SCENE AND WHY IS IT SO HIGH BUDGET IT BOGGLES MY MIND
So you watched the "our Robocop remake"
@@kinnikuboneman no, i just looked this up and it was puppets? this was the movie robocop, totally as originally filmed. with one added scene where a bunch of guys get their dicks blown off
hey next time your in Houston I highly suggest a arcade called okashi it's a bit of a drive but I would highly recommend it over cidercade
He's streaming from the future? (26th of September 2024)
Hallo yobel and biniot!
Vargskelethor Uncut: Full Joel Streams, amazing video keep it up bro
Wow that’s a self report of a comment if I’ve ever seen one
begone, bot!
What is a Roblox scam channel doing here?
29:51
Did Joel watch the Minecraft movie trailers?
she eats the whole can of surstromming??? how. does she have no sense of taste? is she dying?
haha funny vid joebl...
wanna know what else is a mysterry??? why joel hasnt played the other 2 STALKER games?!?!
woah
Bowser knows Kung Fu