Scene Select 02:42 "Maybe it'll be easy, right?" 02:57 Uncle Jobel begins to suffer the wrath of goomba 08:47 Uncle Jobel is in a pickle 11:04 Joel.exe has encountered a problem 12:01 Uncle Jobel takes 2 whole minutes to clear the first screen 15:33 Uncle Jobel bones it 17:07 Uncle Jobel bones it again 20:44 Uncle Jobel's pipes are clogged with goombas 23:36 Uncle Jobel devolves 37:17 Uncle Jobel beseeches AGDQ for assistance 47:50 Fire cockblock 48:40 YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO 49:45 Joel's heart and soul are thwomped into pieces, this is his last resort 50:00 Joel goes through the stages of grief (fun fact: right now, the spellcheck underlines make a #1.) 56:48 Jobel survives stage 1 01:14:06 Jobel makes a grave mistake and is rescued by chat 01:22:00 Mistakes 01:22:32 More Mistakes 01:27:08 Jobel neuters the music to save his own sanity 01:28:55 Jobel loses all interest in the game and fucks around in Mixcraft 01:35:00 This stream is brought to you by Marco Pasta 01:36:30 An accurate representation of Kaizo 01:40:04 Mario Maker-tier japage Deaths+Save State Loads: ~1537
The most painful thing isn't the difficulty but how many times Joel fucks himself over by saving way too fucking early or way too much before completing an action.
I was hoping this was gonna be Kaizo Mario 3. As in, the Super Mario World Kaizo that is generally considered to be the hardest one. I'm not disappointed though, since this stream was hilarious.
2:03:55 This is really good advice from Joel. I used to be in an awful mental position from reading into stuff that just made me angry and negative all the time. Staying away from that stuff and focusing on hobbies and interests really improves the state of mind. This is something I had to learn for myself as I grow further into my 20s.
Super stupid thing from me but it annoyed the hell out of me chat calling the Fire Chomps "Boom Booms". That's the boss of the fortresses. So, yeah, nerd rant.
2:03:55 Truly good advice. I already apply it to politics (avoiding political articles and sources), but it does apply to A LOT of things in life. Thx Jobel.
What is with your obsession of clicking "save" button every two seconds, Joel? Stop doing that - its causing more harm than good. And despite knowing that you keep doing same mistake of saving in wrong moment over and over. Seriously what is wrong with you?
Every single time you try to fly at 1:47:54 etc. you keep dropping down a little bit before you start tapping the jump button and even your tapping is so slow that mario keeps dropping here and there. TAP THE BUTTON, FAST.
The trick with save states is to use them only when it's safe to use them otherwise you'll be stuck in an unscapable situation that leads to death no matter what inputs you'll try, it also helps to not rely on a single save state
This is what it looks like when Joel gets Gold Experience Requiem'd? 1:40:07 Oh wow that is horrible. The creator obviously knew people would save state there. That is MEANT to reset your progress. This is evil. I can feel the sheer hate here coming from Joel. Personally I would love to see you beat this, if you're up to the challenge.
Ahh yes, I choose the right stream to watch high, watching Joel die over and over again while doing stupid things, fucking up save states and overall suffering it's absolutely hilarious.
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Scene Select
02:42 "Maybe it'll be easy, right?"
02:57 Uncle Jobel begins to suffer the wrath of goomba
08:47 Uncle Jobel is in a pickle
11:04 Joel.exe has encountered a problem
12:01 Uncle Jobel takes 2 whole minutes to clear the first screen
15:33 Uncle Jobel bones it
17:07 Uncle Jobel bones it again
20:44 Uncle Jobel's pipes are clogged with goombas
23:36 Uncle Jobel devolves
37:17 Uncle Jobel beseeches AGDQ for assistance
47:50 Fire cockblock
48:40 YAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO
49:45 Joel's heart and soul are thwomped into pieces, this is his last resort
50:00 Joel goes through the stages of grief
(fun fact: right now, the spellcheck underlines make a #1.)
56:48 Jobel survives stage 1
01:14:06 Jobel makes a grave mistake and is rescued by chat
01:22:00 Mistakes
01:22:32 More Mistakes
01:27:08 Jobel neuters the music to save his own sanity
01:28:55 Jobel loses all interest in the game and fucks around in Mixcraft
01:35:00 This stream is brought to you by Marco Pasta
01:36:30 An accurate representation of Kaizo
01:40:04 Mario Maker-tier japage
Deaths+Save State Loads: ~1537
TheNoNoNo1 You forgot 1:12:18 Joel plays that game Mineycrafta.
I thought it was Minecrap
Did you count manually?
Where do I find the clown music?
1:34:33
2:42 "Maybe it'll be easy, right?"
*Gets killed by the same Goomba twice*
Two minutes in and you already tempt fate, Joel.
Legendary Cryptid
Joel is a little special
as if the game itself wasnt hard enough, badly timed savestates add that extra little spice from hell
48:43 is when Joel becomes Toad
“Joel dies for an entire 2 hours”
Banjo Fries
Well better grab my popcorn then
He says it best, he became an entity of perpetual dying.
Imagine if he didn't use save states
Kaizo is always a matter of getting past a really difficult part, and then exclaiming "There's more!?"
For some reason, i read it as "kazoo" and thought Joel would control the game with a kazoo.
Brain Machine broke.
Where's the Freedom? Understandable have a nice day
Someone please convince him to do that.
Dragonogon
how would that even work?
Where's the Freedom? I have no idea.
@@Darkfreed0m it could absolutely be done
This is just agony to watch, but I want Joel to succeed.
[Vinesauce] Joel - Kaizo Mario Bros. 3 but everytime he savestate it goes 5% faster
25:58 And eventually... Mario Stopped Thinking... The Jojo is strong with the Joel.
This bit broke me
15:40 Another stanky 8-bit remix by our lord DJ Joel
23:37 Loud Joelgra
IT'S IDENTICAL
49:45 diavolo's treatment pretty much
It's like 2007 all over again.
? Is that bad
uh oh stinky orangutan funny poopy hilarious dumpies 🦧
@@eebu4053 based
Good to see Joel carried his habit of saving in bad spots over from DOOM
And King Crimson erased all the mistakes and created a perfectly spliced run.
kekka dake da
Joel refuses to use more than one save state for almost 2 hours
The most painful thing isn't the difficulty but how many times Joel fucks himself over by saving way too fucking early or way too much before completing an action.
56:54 is when he finished the first level
oh
Damn, I wish I didn't read this before watching the video.
it's like watching a youtube poop in real time
I literally clapped when Joel beat the first level.
Amazing.
49:50 im crying
YAHOOO
It looks like that Thomp is doing inappropriate things to Mario's bottom.
49:57
It's like listening to an ACTUAL villain from a TV series lose and like... get sucked into a wormhole.
48:42 YAHOO
*ＹＡＨＯＯ*
Adam Andrzejuk lol
*Y A H O O*
*O O H A Y*
I was hoping this was gonna be Kaizo Mario 3. As in, the Super Mario World Kaizo that is generally considered to be the hardest one. I'm not disappointed though, since this stream was hilarious.
DU DU DI D-
DU DU-
DU DU D-
DU DU DI-
DU DU DI-
DU-
DU DU DI DU D-
DU DU DI DU DU DU DU *Bring*
It's even painful to watch.
TAS, in this context:
The
Abuse
(of)
Savestates
Take a shot every time Joel loads a save state.
Im dead. thanks bud.
I would be still drunk in my 8th afterlife! XD
Challenge accepted; half a shot per 2 savestates
Dead in less than 2 minutes
Adam TheJaggi
i...eugh......i.......i don't feel my body....
*Camera zooms out to reveal fatal car crash*
Just found this channel. What a treat so far, this is going to be a wild ride
1:34:32 just a personal one to remember, dont mind me
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE KAIZO
Ultra Instinct Joel at his finest.
RetroSquid
*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
Finally caught a Vinesauce Joel stream, he spent 2 hours playing Kaizo Mario Bros. 3 and went insane live on stream. Great entertainer he is.
The best part of this video was when Joel made *PrOfEsSiOnAl* music.
I am letting a Swedish man raise my anxiety and blood pressure. I have finally lost control of my life.
watching Joel getting angry is one of my guilty pleasures.
2:03:55 This is really good advice from Joel. I used to be in an awful mental position from reading into stuff that just made me angry and negative all the time. Staying away from that stuff and focusing on hobbies and interests really improves the state of mind. This is something I had to learn for myself as I grow further into my 20s.
Finally caught Vinesauce's stream last night. He spent 50 minutes trying to get to the goal, then got Pepsied up. Great entertainer, he is.
I couldn't help but laugh a little at how you could hear a slight frustration in Joel's voice within the first 5 minutes 😂
Kaizo Mario Bros. 3? More like *Joel tries to lose his mental sanity for 2 hours*
Yung Pocky tries to? You mean successfully loses his sanity
1:53:10 Thats my art, thanks Joel I'm glad you liked it! (and liked flipping it around)
Kaizo is the sans battle of Mario games
Now Joel and SimpleFlips need to do blind Kaizo Mario 64, with SimpleFlips playing blind and Joel directing him.
This was one of your better streams Jøel
I'm only 23 minutes in but this is possibly your best non-DF stream ever, Joel. Possibly even more painful (for you) than Desert Bus
14:28 That's what the legendary Super Meat Boy speedrun is.
this is the first time I've felt horrible for someone exposing themselves to this pain oh my goodness
56:49 When you finally beat the first level after an hour
With Sub-Zero and this, April 14th is now known as "The day Joel fucked himself with savestates"
Super stupid thing from me but it annoyed the hell out of me chat calling the Fire Chomps "Boom Booms". That's the boss of the fortresses. So, yeah, nerd rant.
Thank you.
Lol, Boom Booms.
Big mood.
Hyped for some premium Joel salt
CBT Land: The eary days.
Didn't think Joel had ever played Kaizo Mario.
2:47
2:57 Joel is the only man on this planet that can get a "final destination" premonition of his own death and STILL fail to avoid it.
Shoutouts to Barb
"Maybe it'll be easy, right?"
Famous last words there Joel! XD
Marco Pasta.
The drums with mario sounded great but when the chorus came in it sounded like a thousand demons escaping from the anus of April Rolfe
Joel you gave me a headache from laughing so hard and I still can’t stop laughing...
Rest In Peace, Vineglass.
Joel is the king of making things harder than they're supposed to be
"Swedish man dies of heart attack by virtual plumber"
This was very annoying to watch but so satisfying at the same time
What a fucking rollercoaster, man.
that image at the very start of the video is incredible
Joel’s savestate habits make me bleed internally
57:17 life isn't fair
Joel suffers from Gold Experience Requiem: The Stream
Drinking game: take a shot every time joel says “THAT WAS IT”
Whole video was just Gold Experience Requiem simulator
THE FLAME GROWS.
GRAND DAD?!
Fleentstones
So... How many times did Joel fucked himself over with savestates?
Every time Mario dies rollerskating Abe Lincoln shows up
I can totally see 1:31:39 being the music used in the intro... if this video ever gets made into a highlight reel.
2:03:55 Truly good advice.
I already apply it to politics (avoiding political articles and sources), but it does apply to A LOT of things in life. Thx Jobel.
This game lives up to it's title. This is some real assholish level design.
What is with your obsession of clicking "save" button every two seconds, Joel?
Stop doing that - its causing more harm than good.
And despite knowing that you keep doing same mistake of saving in wrong moment over and over. Seriously what is wrong with you?
*absolute kaizo*
Guy who speedran it without save states: Ya gotta let em fly higher
Joel: oh ok, I think I need to lure them instead
Every single time you try to fly at 1:47:54 etc. you keep dropping down a little bit before you start tapping the jump button and even your tapping is so slow that mario keeps dropping here and there. TAP THE BUTTON, FAST.
The trick with save states is to use them only when it's safe to use them otherwise you'll be stuck in an unscapable situation that leads to death no matter what inputs you'll try, it also helps to not rely on a single save state
Take a shot every time Joel reloads a save state.
12:50 "I can't do it! I CANNOT DO IT!"
*immediately does it*
1:28:55 I’d watch a whole stream of Mixcraft fuckery.
Take a shot whenever Joel says "This is it!" even though it's very clearly not.
Take a shot every time joel loads his save
I didn't know dickclams were THAT old, the more you know about vinesauce lore
This is what it looks like when Joel gets Gold Experience Requiem'd?
1:40:07 Oh wow that is horrible. The creator obviously knew people would save state there. That is MEANT to reset your progress. This is evil. I can feel the sheer hate here coming from Joel. Personally I would love to see you beat this, if you're up to the challenge.
who thought this was a good idea after smb3
Especially after going through the hell that is World 7. I don't think Joel will be thinking very highly of SMB3 after this.
MadManMammoth
You kidding right?
After this experience he will become a god with SMB3
Ahh yes, I choose the right stream to watch high, watching Joel die over and over again while doing stupid things, fucking up save states and overall suffering it's absolutely hilarious.
welcome to the frustration uncle Joel
Rip Jobel. He's too tired to live on.
This is why you need multiple save states.
48:48 I got a fucking cramp in my stomach of laughter here... Thanks Joel
It's ok. He wasn't feeling it.
49:59 Just listen to Joel's glorious screams of pain and agony.....
1:00:11 Joel goes pig mode
The was a suddden flash of direboar in his soul
23:37 joel has officially lost it.
Joel, a tips, Use at least 3 save states, one for the ocassions and the others 2 to SAVE you from a bad decision.
Dax Masterix 2 at world map, one in level.
Joel Abuses Savestates
Unless you're speedrunning a game, nobody cares about that
without save states this would be unwatchable
and less entertaining, tbh
Akirathedon92
And it would be unplayable for Joel
Korbis Barkly
Yeah thats just perfect XD
"My controller is falling apart by the way..."