Crypt - Houdini (Eminem Remix)

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LYRICS:
Guess who's back to remix this shit?
The last one I did threw the fiends into quick fits,
so get bent, like your bitch when she sense Crypt
or the front fender of that Diana princess,
cause I know I'm gonna die and I (Diana) don't really give a shit,
toes in the fire every time when I spit a lick
you hoes ganging up in a group chat resenting Crypt,
looking like a can of Vienna, bunch of mini (many) dicks
A misfit, like I had to take the clothes back,
broke bitches wanna tell me how to grow cash,
kick 'em in the sternum make 'em hurt I got 'em so mad,
cause now they got a flat chest, and no racks
Well
tough titty bitch,
I'm up in this bitch ,
like an IUD,
IED with the pen I've dissed,
many men,
Innocence ain't what I'm claiming,
I'm maiming bitches in my way,
so in a sense I'm aiming (Amen),
like praying,
but I'm spraying lyrical bullets that'll tunnel themselves inside your fuckin' puny brain and
I'm seeing why they put me at the top of the list,
of corny rappers that exist,
Why?
cause I'm amazing (maize end),
Chase me to the peak?
(Nah)
You at max height
leave you bitches hanging from the ceiling like a stalactite,
no roof to my ride,
like a fast bike,
Wanna take my spot?
Think again
You wish (Jewish) like a Rabbi,
Every time I chop I see the green like a lawn mower,
Hitting homers like the other team just couldn't toss slower
Bitches playin' checkers but I'm chessin' I'm a pawn thrower
Spitting shit so easily I think I need to jaw slower
Sewing my seeds,
I'm growing my weeds,
I'm a giant in this bitch
fo, fi, fum, fee,
Nothing out of my reach,
like I'm AT&T,
killin' everything
and everybody
like I'm on a spree,
telling everyone I know
just what I did,
don't take a plea
whistleblower on my crimes,
like a fuckin' referee,
don't you mess or fuck me,
like I've got an STD,
I'm P-I- DOUBLE S, E, D'd,
you bitches ever doubted me,
Cause I been minding my business,
growing my business,
making sure that I'ma never ever go broke
is my intentions,
but I'm back now,
got me screwed up
if you thinking I'm a cash cow
done told you punks,
mention me then I'm a lash out,
don't give two fucks,
you'll get bucked,
then you'll pass out,
chin checked,
seein' all stars
you'll get smashmouthed,
Like a weak bitch,
call me melatonin,
cause know that I'ma
put you to sleep quick,
I'm manic,
ready to snap and you should panic,
know 1000 different ways to fuck you up like tantric,
the show is going,
the curtain open,
you just summoned the magician,
now it's time for you to vanish
Like Abra-abracadabra
I'm bout to reach in my nag bruh
Like Abra-abracadabra
Just like that and I'm back bruh
Cat is out of the bag, rabbits out of the hat,
they tried to put me in a box and then saw me in half,
drop me in tank shackled to locks in fact,
they did everything they could to make sure I'd never come back
but here I am unscathed
in the center of stage,
ace up my sleeve,
don't need the keys to escape,
fired bullets at my face,
but I caught 'em in my teeth,
what you thought you really saw
really wasn't what was seen
Every time I rap haters come from out of sight
like Channing Tatum,
I guess I got a magic mike,
being broke is a tragic life,
only green that you see's at the bottom of a traffic light,
Emphatic rhymes,
gave me big cheese and toys,
I'm magic with the pussy,
like Siegfried and Roy,
handling the smoke like a chimney that's void,
you can't even start a fire,
You Smokey employed!
You a joke lookin' boy,
Hoe looking boy,
Slow looking boy!
Faking than faux looking boy!
I hope I never see you cause I'll probably think of all the thing you ever done to me and make you croak looking boy
Call him Pinocchio,
cause lyings the only way that he knows to grow,
They never went on tour never sold a show,
but still they act like the biggest in the globe, it's jokes,
they really sold their soul
I welcomed rappers in my home that I don't talk to anymore,
I think about those days and it leaves me really sad bruh,
But that's part of this life, and it is par for the course
it's time to disappear
Avada Kedavra
Like Abra-abracadabra
I'm bout to reach in my nag bruh
Like Abra-abracadabra
Just like that and I'm back bruh
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Crypt - Houdini (Eminem Remix)

[@Gam3rC4m]

This man being like - oh hey I'm on my honeymoon and won't be around then leaves this for us as one of his scheduled drops. We'll played sir.

[@NeskaProGaming]

Now u mention it 😂🤔

[@QuaverloveStudio]

Right?

[@jiklo1883]

Crypt: " Hey Babe I got us pool and all the shit! Just wait 3 minutes and 19 seconds so I can check everything is ok." thanks for the "check"!!!

[@Gam3rC4m]

@@jiklo1883 Lol! Just like that no doubt!

[@QuaverloveStudio]

@@jiklo1883 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@codyjohnson6427]

One thing that I really like about crypt's music is his voice, he has a good growly rap voice while also having a soul-soothing singing voice. Couple that with his insane flows and lyrics and man it's so good

[@crypttherapper]

I appreciate that man!

[@dustinregehr1814]

Knox gonna be analyzing this one for a minute..

[@crypttherapper]

Made it for guys like him!

[@Cinnamon_ToastCrunch72]

@@crypttherapperhi crypt

[@UrbnBarz]

@@crypttherapper I really enjoyed this and your use of entendres was sharper than a tack. Great to see you having fun in the water and your magic doubles and metaphors at the end was incredible.

[@JackKnoxx]

Yeah, I am still analyzing it 😂

[@kylefox4569]

Crypt just out here accidentally killing people 😂🔥

[@_Grubby]

Yeah def solid on some fine ass bars on this one lmao

[@ZirenMusic]

better than you😂​@@_Grubby

[@_Grubby]

@ZirenMusic without a doubt undoubtedly

[@flyingblind5677]

@@_Grubbyand to all those that look down on me I’m tearing down your balcony? Not afraid

[@pjnathaniel5445]

Accidentally? You think it’s accidental??

[@njadragon3122]

the fifty shoutout with many men was amazing

[@brydenanderson5500]

when crypt dropped the "lookin boy" bars, it gave me flashbacks to eminem's rap god lmao

[@b5fremdet]

Oh did it really?😂

[@TheEmperorYTP]

Love how crypt is covering small artists like slim shady

[@crypttherapper]

Hahahaha

[@Redblood_669]

bruh

[@pacewhit]

say more dumb things

[@joeykdublin]

Cryed Killing it Slim Shady Style Love the Videos Man Congrads 👏👍

[@kdub175]

“chessin Im a pawn thrower,
spit it easy, think I need a jaw slower”
BAAAARS BRO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
💀

[@Aspru]

The shoutout to "Lash Out" was fire

[@OfficialMbro]

Was not expecting this XD crypt killing this beat

[@Kidflash_productions]

WHAT NEW CRYPT MUSIC HOPEFULLY ON SPOTIFY LATER

[@crypttherapper]

I don’t think I can legally I can do that lol. A few years ago I could but Distrokid changed their policies.

[@aidanthomas2510]

​@@crypttherapperand also the Godzilla Remix wasn't on the actual beat unlike this

[@Mn54bu]

He’s just having fun😂

[@americanwadewilson]

Yup I need a whole album of crypt with this shady vibe

[@Wrists306]

damn rapping and singing is crazy. such a good remix

[@crypttherapper]

Thank you!

[@gavinallen8928]

The looking boy bar goes so hard man rap god reference is really slick

[@BradleyBeeksAdventures]

The pool shots are hilarious! Love it.

[@crypttherapper]

Haha I had a lot of fun

[@BradleyBeeksAdventures]

@@crypttherapper I can see that, as well as Eminem did!

[@royrichter7598]

Crypt reminding some people what he did for them and then showing them they aren't on his level I love it

[@PlayLikeJairus]

What do you mean by that?

[@royrichter7598]

@PlayLikeJairus exactly what it sounded like he invited people over gave some of them a bigger platform and fans but along the way some have shit on him and he's flexing that it didn't matter he's still winning

[@Yesthatsmyfirstname]

Dude this was fucking great. Awesome work!

[@Sheep.]

Lmfao absolute banger

[@taylortyler9995]

Nobody can deny that Crypt has bars.

[@Migmaw]

🔥🔥 Crypt, funny and Bars always a winning combination 👊🏼

[@ioannisladis]

Da mN. That was awsome.

[@taco4060]

a song that get better in the second hf is rare good shit man

[@telmodomingues5312]

this is the crypt i really enjoy ... i do understand that you mature when you get older ... but this took me back ! Always proud of what you anchived and big love to momma Crypt! PS. Congrats on getting married thats a big step .... much love

[@ogtriple00033]

Fire From Bakerlake Nunavut 🥶🇨🇦🔥

[@whatsthepoint8364]

This deserves way more likes. Tails from the crypt

[@allenxav4754]

“Im aimen like I’m praying” 😂love it

[@JustinStone-yp7ct]

This needs to go viral this is great so on par good job homie

[@katieburington5857]

Nice remix bro. I've relistened so many times now ❤🎉

[@tezzakenezza]

Just awesome dude

[@FreedomOrBust852]

Crypt/Samson collab would
Be fucken dope man

[@wallacegibbs8903]

I love how he don't give a shit about the haters in the comments and also how he don't give a shit bout being fake. That jersey is proof. Rappin from my closet

[@user-nn6mr6xr4l]

So sick! I want more!

[@JustafiedMusic]

Dope shit bro

[@LiquidIsEmo]

Great one 👏🏼👏🏼

[@scurvyelephant333]

Magic with the P like Sigfried and Roy 😂🐯🪄

[@Slumerican_Mac420]

Loved this

[@chrisoliver85co]

Absolute class remix 🔥🔥👌

[@b.koehne28]

Pure talent! ❤ Gd job crypt

[@adamstl3148]

Yeah!You did your Thang Crypt!🔥

[@tomschlaiss5735]

Nice work as always, cheers from Germany

[@charlestimko]

Nailed the assignment

[@lukeperry33]

This high key fire

[@Migmaw]

Magic "tricks" scheme 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Bars!!!

[@detroitdizthepoet313]

Bars and wordplay are ridiculous 🔥💯

[@crypttherapper]

Thanks man!

[@j2l202]

To listening whit a smile until the last second!!💯❤️💯😄

[@ganggangbaby2003]

this is so goood

[@Mambafpv]

Sick my G!!!

[@_Grubby]

Bro ive listened to this more than the original with a harder self break down. You killed it. Best work imo. Hell yea. Hope em hits you up for a show

[@ZaCrazy]

Loved every single second of it my man! Keep up the great work and cannot wait for this album on July 5!!

[@alexmar2656]

The head bopping is infectious!

[@SMan316]

This is dope bruh

[@odawgg_420]

🔥🔥🔥🔥 dope homie

[@michaelpalmer2310]

Honestly so good. The avada kadava part was such an Eminem type play on words. So for a remix. This is amazing.

[@michaelpalmer2310]

Reminded me of the end of homicide by Eminem

[@christopher7691]

love it !!!

[@GriefonTownn]

Great work as always man!

[@DKRapArtist]

Man hit em with the avada kadabra, ruthless

[@Mn54bu]

Yesssss❤
Love the pool !

[@MastaFame]

Fire AF

[@christophermorkel.1955]

I love how unapologetically authentic you are with this, your bars are solid, well structured, I bet you had plenty fun with this.

[@sethhales2687]

Just as good as the original! 🔥🔥🔥

[@mapofthelabyrinth3544]

Ayo. This is great.😂😂

[@TheVnmus]

This is crazy , absolutely 🔥🔥🔥

[@maineman5240]

Awesome as always bro

[@angry_sam_officiel]

Damnnn 🔥🔥🤘

[@joshjackson4330]

This was class

[@krossyboi93]

Yessah 🔥🔥🔥

[@jeffporter5993]

Killed it Crypt keep it up dude 👏💯

[@spacejammer1991]

This was dope!!!

[@OfficialXel]

That was fantastic 🙌🔥

[@CoolScratcher]

I was a massive Houdini fan as a little kid, when I was like 10 or 11, so hearing all the subtle Houdini references made me actually gasp. You know your stuff, man!

[@jamesy1]

Smashing remix brother 👊🏻

[@TheSoloManiac]

🔥 those flows and schemes. Amazing job 👏 👏 👏

[@foenem5458]

this is genuinely hard

[@crypttherapper]

Thank you!

[@lilxploet]

Crypt is back❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@matiaschaparro823]

Great remix, loved the work you did in the edit too, absolutely sick transitions

[@Fitzzy01]

It's all about having fun,this was 👍 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

[@silvicmusic]

Letss goo!!! I’m happy to see this remix on my feed 😊

[@josephfrancoya]

Hell yeah man 🔥🔥👌🙌👏

[@adheembooysen1502]

Dammmn boi 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💣

[@rickbata]

Straight up killed it!

[@anthonycudd1338]

🔥 Bro

[@juancorrea2625]

Damn 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ICDemons]

This is actually fire I hope he sees this

[@chrismccausley9972]

This is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Speedplanet281]

actually loved this remix.... The beat is amazing to remix for

[@thesevillashoweveryone5314]

Amazing job Crypt, you killed it

[@itsBete]

Bro this was amazing

[@automaticflow975]

Killed it

[@Samer9870]

This is fire 🔥🔥🔥

[@ThePriceIsNeverRight]

you killed it !

[@Shuriken800]

Ay - this was wavy - good stuff!

[@JesseBusse]

Why is nobody talking about the magic scheme?? Rabbit outta hat, put me in a box and see me in half... there's a reason Crypt's my favorite❤️🖤

[@crypttherapper]

Thank you homie!

[@NotPetterParker]

Love it

[@tylerwells1333]

what in the houdini! lmfao, love this, great bars by the way

[@lilxploet]

You going mad😂❤❤

[@elboad]

BARS !! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tobygarton9494]

That was dope Crypt.

[@luckygirl1192]

I really liked this!!!! 👏 👏 🔥 🔥

[@iamgee9161]

This goes hard 🔥💯